1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: You don't remember one of the six girls that you 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:06,360 Speaker 1: made out with that that you gave or possibly got. 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,040 Speaker 2: I think Monam was Meg. 4 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:12,559 Speaker 1: Like Tracy Doyle. I know, I know, I know you 5 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 1: made out with six girls. You don't know one of 6 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,280 Speaker 1: their Meg. You just got. 7 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 2: Meg and Harley and Taylor, I think, And you. 8 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:21,640 Speaker 1: Haven't seen any of them though. I'm sure that they're 9 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: probably like it was. 10 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,959 Speaker 2: A special experience. I think for all of us, not 11 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 2: for them got it. 12 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,760 Speaker 1: I think they're probably like they're when they talk about 13 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,200 Speaker 1: their first kiss, they're they're going to go to their 14 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:31,880 Speaker 1: second or third. 15 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,800 Speaker 2: I think you might be right about that. It's not 16 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:36,840 Speaker 2: something that like they're probably too proud of. And yeah, 17 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,240 Speaker 2: I don't know how memorable it was, but it was 18 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:40,239 Speaker 2: very memorable for me. 19 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,360 Speaker 1: Of course you got you got Mono, got Mono? And 20 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 1: how old were you? 21 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 2: I have thirteen twelve thirteen? Wow, But yeah, that was 22 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:51,319 Speaker 2: that was my first kiss. And it's kind of unconventional, but. 23 00:00:51,560 --> 00:01:03,319 Speaker 1: It was a weird question. Brand Who Bing and Iron 24 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 1: Reports Stereo podcast is here. He condy Have No fear. 25 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 1: Brandon Bang The Iron Rapports Stereo podcast is here. Me 26 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:12,759 Speaker 1: Michael rap Report and Me the Young Shooter Dean Collins 27 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 1: Live and Direct in pleasant In, California, Coming at you, 28 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 1: Wacky Wild Pleasanton, California on today's I Am Rapports Stereo Pockets. 29 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,120 Speaker 1: You got anything specific you want to ask me? The 30 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 1: only thing I could say is we're sharing a room 31 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 1: and it stinks so bad in here, and I cannot 32 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 1: wait to go home. But this is gonna be a 33 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,480 Speaker 1: fantastic podcast. Can't wait to get into it with you, 34 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 1: Brother Miles, Jordane Ki the Blief Brothers Day Kay that 35 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: doesn't started puppyling on something real nice. Started puppuling something 36 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 1: real loud, but most of mo they start this puppy 37 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 1: over for something real funky. See Iron Rapports Stickney Stereo podcast. 38 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: Look at it. Let's fucking go boom. 39 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, whoo. 40 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you have no fear d I Am 41 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,919 Speaker 1: Rapaport Stereo podcast is here. Iron Raport Stereo Podcast is 42 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 1: in the place to be one two three as it 43 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: is playing to see the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast 44 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,080 Speaker 1: is in the building. Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. 45 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 1: Welcome to the Ziggity Zone of Disruption. Name is Michael 46 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 1: Rappaport aka the Gringo Mandingo aka the Inflamed Ashkenazi aka 47 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:39,680 Speaker 1: the Raging Bullshitter aka the Sultan of Sniff. Iron Rapport 48 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: Stereo podcast coming live and direct from Pleasanton, California. We're 49 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:47,200 Speaker 1: in the Double Tree Hotel. The I Am rap Ports 50 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 1: Stereo podcast is coming live and direct from the Double 51 00:02:52,160 --> 00:03:00,359 Speaker 1: Tree Hotel right here in wacky wild Pleasanton, California. And 52 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:04,799 Speaker 1: no I'm not by myself. Oh no, I am not 53 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 1: by myself, ladies and gentlemen. The young Shooter is right 54 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: in front of me. Holy shit, as the young kids 55 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 1: like to say, OMG, the Young Shooter, Deuce Collins, Deuce 56 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:27,080 Speaker 1: Pacino and I are performing face to face from Wacky Wild, 57 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 1: Wonderful pleasant In California. Boom, Deuce Paccino, Dean Collins in 58 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,120 Speaker 1: the house. 59 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 2: Yes, sir, I really I don't appreciate you right off 60 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 2: the bat, saying we're in pleasant In, California and we're 61 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 2: staying at the Double Tree Hotel. You're inviting a whole 62 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 2: bunch of like it. It's it's dangerous to be doing that. 63 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 2: By the time this puppy goes up, we will be 64 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 2: gone right. 65 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: We will be gone good because I always left and 66 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: we're checking out, Yeah, because I don't feel safe when 67 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 1: you talk about we're saying at the Double Tree, you've 68 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 1: had protests, you've had all that. Last night, you you 69 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: wanted me to to open up the sliding glass door 70 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: and sleep with that open, and I'm like, I'm not 71 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 1: doing that when I'm with you. You were at the 72 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 1: shows at Tommy T's in Pleasanton. They were fantastic. Were 73 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 1: there was. Tommy T's is a great club, old school 74 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 1: comedy club, so old school like it's superlax, it's super like, 75 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: got a California vibe. We didn't need any security. No, 76 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 1: we didn't need nothing. I got the pepper spray. Let 77 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: me tell you something. I bring that pepper sprays in 78 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 1: my pocket when I'm on stage. 79 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 2: It's like a new thing with you. Like like I 80 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 2: was bringing my camera bag and you you holstered that 81 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 2: on my camera bag. It's like and the way that 82 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,239 Speaker 2: I saw you like draw it, draw your pepper spray 83 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,120 Speaker 2: like really quick. You were like John Wick. You were 84 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 2: like Keanu Reeves like you were you were fast. You 85 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 2: did that in like two seconds. Tell the people, No, 86 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,280 Speaker 2: you got a nice system down, so you know, if 87 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:53,480 Speaker 2: anyone's trying to start trouble with you. It's it's not 88 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 2: the best idea, but I did teach you how to 89 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,479 Speaker 2: use your pepper spray to go from side to side, 90 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,599 Speaker 2: not up and down, not up in down, go side 91 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 2: to side so you get both eyes so that that'll 92 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:03,160 Speaker 2: drop them. 93 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 1: That'll take their fucking eyes and that'll take their eyes out. 94 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: But yeah, you are, uh, you are armed and so 95 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,120 Speaker 1: now with pepper spray. You are. 96 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 2: I think I was. I was ahead of you on 97 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 2: the pepper spray. You know I've been on the You. 98 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,160 Speaker 1: Definitely got me on that pepper spray game. I got 99 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 1: that bear spray too. You got the bear spray you 100 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,840 Speaker 1: need all. Yeah, the bear spray will fuck you up 101 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,279 Speaker 1: because I sprayed bear spros test because I test my products. 102 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,800 Speaker 2: Can I can I test it on you? 103 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:28,840 Speaker 1: Can? I can? 104 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 2: I sprang it And just to make it, we'll do 105 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 2: like a jackass thing. 106 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 1: No, No, you can't, you know, fucking spraying me with 107 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 1: pepper spray. But I spray them just to you know, 108 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 1: make sure the nozzles working. 109 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 2: Huh. 110 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: And I sprayed pepper spray uh in outside. No, I 111 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 1: sprayed my bear spray and the wind made it blowback 112 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: in my fucking face. 113 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 2: That's why you got to get with the jail because 114 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:52,240 Speaker 2: the bear spray it. 115 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:55,720 Speaker 1: Goes back, but the bear spray will take listen, but 116 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:57,600 Speaker 1: then if it funks you up, Like yeah, but I'm 117 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 1: not gonna hopefully I'm not. I don't my bear sprays 118 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 1: for for for indoor indoor climates, Okay, Like I don't 119 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 1: bring bear spray with you when I go outside. The 120 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 1: pepper spray and the gel that's good for an outdoor 121 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:11,120 Speaker 1: potentially windy situation. Shot you. 122 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, this is your life now, this is what 123 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,279 Speaker 2: it's come to. We're talking about, like the best pepper 124 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,760 Speaker 2: sprays for you while you're on the road. 125 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:20,640 Speaker 1: That's cool. That sounds like, well, I'm sitting there doing 126 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: the show last night. Number one, you don't have your 127 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,920 Speaker 1: fucking security shirt with you. I'm not security you. You 128 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,360 Speaker 1: don't want to be known as the security now. Fuck no. 129 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 2: I when things were sweet, you were like I'm security. 130 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,280 Speaker 2: Yeah I was when things were sweet. But now it's 131 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 2: like I told you, you're on your own. If someone 132 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:39,480 Speaker 2: rushes the stage, that's on you. I'm running the camera. 133 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 2: You're lucky. I'm doing the camera and I'm coming to 134 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 2: the shows. I was happy to be here. I told 135 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,640 Speaker 2: you i'd be here in Pleasanton. I don't know where 136 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,560 Speaker 2: we are. We're in pleasant in California. 137 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,000 Speaker 1: It's wonderful Pleasant. 138 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,240 Speaker 2: I know what is is it known for? Like being 139 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,720 Speaker 2: next to San Francisco? Like what are they known for 140 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 2: out here? Like what's up with Pleasant? Who lives pleasant place? 141 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,200 Speaker 2: Pleasant people? Pleasant? 142 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 1: Pleasant place? Pleasant people? But what they're known for in 143 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 1: Pleasant I don't know. I do know that I like 144 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: Tommy T's I do know that next weekend I am 145 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 1: performing in Oaklahahoma City. I am performing in Oklahoma City 146 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:22,520 Speaker 1: next weekend at the Bricktown Comedy Club. Okay, And that 147 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,520 Speaker 1: is another fucking hot spot. And that is on the 148 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 1: twenty first, the twenty second, and the twenty third. Does 149 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 1: the date March twenty first mean anything to you? Is 150 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:40,480 Speaker 1: a Tuesday? What is that? Does the date March twenty first, 151 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 1: two thousand, twenty four ring a bell for anything to you? 152 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:50,760 Speaker 1: I'm performing the twenty first, twenty second, twenty third Oklahoma City. 153 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:53,640 Speaker 1: Tickets are available at Michael Rockportcomedy dot com. But does 154 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:54,880 Speaker 1: the date. 155 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 2: March twenty first? 156 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: Oh? 157 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:01,320 Speaker 2: Of course I'm a fucking idiot. Of course that's significant. 158 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:03,720 Speaker 1: What's the significance. 159 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:08,040 Speaker 2: I think that's Denzel Washington's birthday. No, motherfucker, the twentieth 160 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:11,040 Speaker 2: is my birthday. Oh right, I forgot your birthday was 161 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 2: coming up. 162 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,800 Speaker 1: My birthdays this week. 163 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 2: That's right, that's right, And I want to tell you 164 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:17,920 Speaker 2: something copy early birthday. 165 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,960 Speaker 1: That's cool for right now. But I'm telling you right now, 166 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in my crib in New York City 167 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:31,720 Speaker 1: on the twentieth. And you know I'm expecting you. I'm 168 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:35,000 Speaker 1: not talking you about the little motherfucker you. You better 169 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 1: get me a present. We have established it. We're past 170 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,360 Speaker 1: that point in our relationship where we're getting each other gifts. 171 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 2: We did it early on. I'm done, I'm over it. 172 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 2: We've talked about this endlessly. It's tiring. Now I'm just 173 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 2: gonna flat out. I'm not gonna like lie to you anymore. 174 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna flat out and say I'm not getting 175 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:54,240 Speaker 2: you a gift. It's not your thirtieth, it's not even 176 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 2: your fortieth, which is a big one. It's your fifty 177 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:59,719 Speaker 2: sixth and fifty four. And I'm not getting you a 178 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,760 Speaker 2: gift for your fifty fourth, And just like you're not 179 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 2: getting me a gift from my. 180 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,319 Speaker 1: I got you one last year. I think you didn't. 181 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,720 Speaker 2: You fuck it, and that's that's why I'm bowing out. Okay, 182 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,079 Speaker 2: I hope you have a wonderful time. 183 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell your mom because I know your mom. 184 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,760 Speaker 1: Your parents raised you to be like you're. During January, 185 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 1: You're like, Oh, it's my birthday. This is tough. My 186 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,800 Speaker 1: mom's birthday, and it's Logan's birthday, and it's a birthday 187 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:22,319 Speaker 1: fucking and my brother or my sister and my cousins. 188 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:25,679 Speaker 1: Everybody's got a birthday March. You got my birthday on 189 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:28,199 Speaker 1: the twentieth, and you're telling me in my face you're 190 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:28,959 Speaker 1: not getting me a gift. 191 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,640 Speaker 2: I just I need a birth I told you January 192 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,360 Speaker 2: January was very busy. I need February, March, April to 193 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,360 Speaker 2: just I need a break from birthday to get ready 194 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:38,400 Speaker 2: for yours for mine. 195 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:40,840 Speaker 1: May. Yeah, man, I bet you already got some ideas 196 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,520 Speaker 1: of what you're gonna do for your What are you 197 00:09:42,559 --> 00:09:43,520 Speaker 1: gonna do for you now? Yet? 198 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,640 Speaker 2: Maybe stay in town, maybe go to Costa Rica? Would 199 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:46,800 Speaker 2: you want to meet me in Costa Rica? 200 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,800 Speaker 1: See? I knew you already had something like up your 201 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:50,959 Speaker 1: sleep for your own birthday. 202 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,280 Speaker 2: But you like, do you have something up your sleep 203 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:53,959 Speaker 2: for my birthday? 204 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:58,280 Speaker 1: Your birthdays in May? My birthday's this week. Your birthday's 205 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,920 Speaker 1: in May. My birthday is this week? 206 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 2: What are you doing for the big birthday? 207 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:04,520 Speaker 1: I'm not sure. 208 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 2: What's your wife doing for you? 209 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,600 Speaker 1: She she's always gonna do something, She's always gonna do something, 210 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:11,520 Speaker 1: and and and uh, you know. Then the next day, 211 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,640 Speaker 1: I gotta fly to Oklahoma City, which I'm pumped up about. Yeah, 212 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:19,240 Speaker 1: and then uh and then actually we're going back to 213 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,280 Speaker 1: Israel on Sunday, the twenty fourth. That's right, that's right. Okay, 214 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:25,520 Speaker 1: So so what's gonna happen is I'm performing in Bricktown 215 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,160 Speaker 1: at Oklahoma City at the Bricktown Comedy Club the twenty first, 216 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,560 Speaker 1: twenty second, twenty third, I'm flying back to New York 217 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:35,079 Speaker 1: bright and early on the twenty fourth. Go home, take 218 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:38,720 Speaker 1: a shower, transfer out, some packing, move some things around, 219 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:44,719 Speaker 1: pop up bah bah bah, revamp rem reimagine my my. 220 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,800 Speaker 1: What's what's the bag? You didn't bring it this week? 221 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:48,600 Speaker 1: Toiletry bag? 222 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I didn't bring a toiletree bag. 223 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,200 Speaker 1: Are you exhausted? 224 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,760 Speaker 2: I mean, and I'm tired at thirty three years old, 225 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,080 Speaker 2: even getting on a flight to come here an hour 226 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:59,320 Speaker 2: away from Los Angeles, I'm tired. How are you going 227 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:02,920 Speaker 2: from fucking Pleasanton to Oklahoma to Israel. It's like, aren't 228 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,000 Speaker 2: you fucking exhausted? 229 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:08,000 Speaker 1: I get exhausted, but I also pace myself. Yeah, and 230 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:12,079 Speaker 1: then I get exhausted. And you know, the flight to 231 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:15,719 Speaker 1: Israel and and the flying day Israel is surprisingly not 232 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,959 Speaker 1: as bad as you would think because it's so long 233 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,640 Speaker 1: you sleep on the fucking plane. 234 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,280 Speaker 2: It's better than like the five hour Joe Gym, I 235 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,000 Speaker 2: don't me up, man me like a twelve hour or yeah, 236 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,559 Speaker 2: two hour. I don't like the in between ers. 237 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:31,040 Speaker 1: The East coast to west coast sucks, big elephant bulls. 238 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:35,000 Speaker 1: But I'm going out there, and I'm excited about that. 239 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,319 Speaker 1: And uh, you know I'm not gonna go uh you 240 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,160 Speaker 1: know deep down the you know, all things Jewish, all 241 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,920 Speaker 1: things Israel rabbit hole. But you know, since we found 242 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:49,319 Speaker 1: out about this situation that you see Berkeley, you and I, 243 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:54,480 Speaker 1: there's a professor's name is a professor Ron Hasner, and 244 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,880 Speaker 1: he's doing a sit in on the campus of UC Berkeley, 245 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 1: which is a public school, public college, and you know, 246 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:06,560 Speaker 1: there's been a lot of anti Semitic, anti Jewish shit 247 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:11,719 Speaker 1: and students getting spin on and called dirty Jews. And 248 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:15,160 Speaker 1: there was a Jewish speaker there and you know, I 249 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,520 Speaker 1: from what we found because we talked to a lot 250 00:12:17,559 --> 00:12:20,679 Speaker 1: of tea, a lot of students, young kids, and a 251 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:24,880 Speaker 1: professor ron. Allegedly, this this UC Berkeley has been like 252 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,920 Speaker 1: a hotbed for anti Jewish, anti Semitic things for years. 253 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,079 Speaker 2: Apparently it's like one of the most anti Semitic colleges 254 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,160 Speaker 2: in the United States, which is insane to me. I 255 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,319 Speaker 2: didn't I had no idea. We met with the kids, 256 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,520 Speaker 2: it was they were all so nice, so cool, and 257 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,120 Speaker 2: it's terrible that they're going through all this shit and 258 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,880 Speaker 2: hearing their stories were I mean, it was really horrifying 259 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,599 Speaker 2: listening to the stuff that they're dealing with. And we 260 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,079 Speaker 2: saw it firsthand, and they took us to you know, 261 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,719 Speaker 2: they have this gate. They had a gate blocked, and 262 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,520 Speaker 2: you know, Jewish kids are scared to walk past the 263 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,480 Speaker 2: gate that we went out there. We went out there, 264 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 2: we were there and and you know, they. 265 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,200 Speaker 1: Wasn't talking that ship when we were here. No, they 266 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,880 Speaker 1: play like loud stuff on the they played some some 267 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,560 Speaker 1: some Arabic music. They played some Arabic music. They play 268 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,360 Speaker 1: a lot of stuff on the loud speaker. But they 269 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,560 Speaker 1: try and intimidate the Jewish students. They they spit at them, 270 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,680 Speaker 1: they yell at them, they say they call them names, 271 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,160 Speaker 1: they take photos of them, they follow them and stalk them, 272 00:13:17,559 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 1: and it's really horrible. But we we were hanging out 273 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,679 Speaker 1: with them, and it was really great to talk to 274 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,840 Speaker 1: them and and you know, just hear about their experiences. 275 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 Speaker 1: I didn't have to deal with any of that, you know, 276 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,000 Speaker 1: while I was in college. But now it's a whole 277 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,120 Speaker 1: different day and age, and it's sad that they're dealing 278 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,120 Speaker 1: with it. But but but it was crazy to find 279 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,120 Speaker 1: out that it didn't just start after Octobery. No, like 280 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:45,800 Speaker 1: the Hippie Dippy Capital of the World is a school 281 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:49,440 Speaker 1: that's known for being anti Semitic, which is any. 282 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:52,480 Speaker 2: Professors and everybody are all or I don't know about yeah, 283 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,400 Speaker 2: but a lot of the professors and the and the faculty, 284 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,800 Speaker 2: they're all like complicit and they're not doing anything about it, 285 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,520 Speaker 2: and uh, it's really scary. So a lot of the 286 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,800 Speaker 2: Jewish students and some of the professors are you know, 287 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:07,160 Speaker 2: sticking together, and it's yeah, it's really horrible what they're 288 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 2: going through. But it was good meeting them. And you know, 289 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,199 Speaker 2: we met them as soon as I got off the plane. 290 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:16,280 Speaker 2: And my flight was, by the way, fantastic from what 291 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,880 Speaker 2: I flew in from Los Angeles and I flew first 292 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:19,480 Speaker 2: class to. 293 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,800 Speaker 1: Come here and paid. You paid, right, How did you 294 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,880 Speaker 1: wind up get a first classick your travel agent? 295 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,920 Speaker 2: He was like, these are the only ones available, And 296 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,720 Speaker 2: I know about that, nor did I. 297 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:30,360 Speaker 1: I did what. 298 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,360 Speaker 2: I was like, Hell, yeah, I'm not at the back 299 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,760 Speaker 2: of the plane. I'm not next to the back. 300 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,640 Speaker 1: Flew first class. Was fantastic, just telling me now, I 301 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,520 Speaker 1: thought I told you that. No, you didn't tell me that. 302 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,200 Speaker 2: Oh I know, it was a really expensive seat. I 303 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,080 Speaker 2: was like right at the front, like I could I 304 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,440 Speaker 2: could see the cockpit. I mean they stopped EI. They 305 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 2: were like, can we get you a drink? I don't drink. 306 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,880 Speaker 2: I word a bloody Mary, because it's like when in 307 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,120 Speaker 2: first class? Fuck it. It was like eleven am, I 308 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,480 Speaker 2: got a bloody Mary, you motherfucker? And I got paid? 309 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,800 Speaker 1: Did I get charged for a bloody Mary? I? 310 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,520 Speaker 2: I mean I just told them to bill it to 311 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,720 Speaker 2: whoever was in charge of the credit card. I didn't 312 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,040 Speaker 2: whip them. 313 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:04,360 Speaker 1: I didn't. 314 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,520 Speaker 2: I don't think I brought my credit card. 315 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,640 Speaker 1: Wow, and you're flying back first class. 316 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,480 Speaker 2: I don't think I'm flying back first clash, which is 317 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,200 Speaker 2: a bummer. But I'm gonna grading it. 318 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,960 Speaker 1: That not upgrading it on me. But I was gonna 319 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:20,240 Speaker 1: ask your credit on you asking me upgrading. None of 320 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,880 Speaker 1: that's telling you I'm upgrading. Okay, Well, then you're gonna 321 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,680 Speaker 1: whip your own because I don't know how the fuck 322 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,800 Speaker 1: you wound up getting on a first class flight. And 323 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,760 Speaker 1: what else? Did you order? Nuts? And fucking like a blind? 324 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,440 Speaker 1: And they gave me some caramel chocolates. They give me 325 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,200 Speaker 1: a couple of things. 326 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,360 Speaker 2: Did you take any extras? I took, Like I got 327 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,720 Speaker 2: some wings, you know, like the little uh the pilot wing. Yeah, 328 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,760 Speaker 2: the pilot wings that they give you. 329 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,360 Speaker 1: In they fire like a special needs child. No. 330 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,880 Speaker 2: I mean it was a fantastic flight. It made me 331 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,040 Speaker 2: want to travel a lot more to come to these shows. 332 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,560 Speaker 2: And it was I got his class, a nice taste 333 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,640 Speaker 2: of the highlighte It was really really nice. 334 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,440 Speaker 1: So so when you go on your trip, your birthday 335 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,000 Speaker 1: trip to Costa Rica, what are you flying. 336 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,960 Speaker 2: Because I'm not is are you insinuating you want to 337 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:02,160 Speaker 2: give me? 338 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,600 Speaker 1: Not saying none of it. I'm not insinuating none of that, 339 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,240 Speaker 1: not insinuating any If. 340 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,600 Speaker 2: You want, you could give me your credit card and 341 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,200 Speaker 2: I'll just handle it all, just set it all up. 342 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 1: That's none of that's happening. None of what you're talking 343 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,560 Speaker 1: about is happening. 344 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,720 Speaker 2: I could invoice you, send another receipts. 345 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,880 Speaker 1: Nope, Nope, I hope, I hope when you fly back 346 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,480 Speaker 1: to LA from San Francisco they have you in the 347 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,640 Speaker 1: fucking bathroom. 348 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,400 Speaker 2: They're not going to I hope they're not going to 349 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,560 Speaker 2: have the fucking bathroom something. And you, like you secretly 350 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,840 Speaker 2: love that you you you want me in a middle 351 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,560 Speaker 2: seat next to the bathroom, And I don't know why 352 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,080 Speaker 2: you treat me. 353 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,240 Speaker 1: There's that one seat that doesn't recline, you know, there's 354 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,680 Speaker 1: that one stuff and you and you're expecting a birthday 355 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,720 Speaker 1: gift in a few days, because you're not saying you're 356 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,640 Speaker 1: not getting a birthday gift. And I could pull fun, 357 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,200 Speaker 1: I could pull some weight. I could be like yo, 358 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,440 Speaker 1: at least put my man in a nice owl with 359 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,600 Speaker 1: some some extra leg But you want to be like 360 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,760 Speaker 1: nothing from my fifty fourth birthday. That's why you're sitting 361 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:56,640 Speaker 1: in a fucking toilet. 362 00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:01,560 Speaker 2: What would you want if like, what would you wantative you? 363 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,359 Speaker 1: Uh, you know, there's there's plenty of things, you know. 364 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,119 Speaker 1: I am Captain Kashmir, King of Kashmir. 365 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,320 Speaker 2: I got you no strips last year. You didn't like that. 366 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,800 Speaker 2: I got you some facileine. I got you some purel. 367 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,080 Speaker 2: I don't want to I don't have WIP was like 368 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:15,879 Speaker 2: you didn't appreciate it? 369 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:20,080 Speaker 1: Off, fuck off? You don't go shopping for my birthday 370 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:22,520 Speaker 1: president CVS? Whatso bad? Mother? 371 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,879 Speaker 2: It's a great store. It's a great store, but not 372 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:25,919 Speaker 2: for birthday gifts. 373 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:30,040 Speaker 1: You don't go and fuck they got wrapping paper balloons, right, 374 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,640 Speaker 1: that's not I'm not I'm not it's not a three 375 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,879 Speaker 1: year old and and I'm not some geriatric fuck you 376 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:40,440 Speaker 1: are tastic pharmacy there great, that's not where you shop 377 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,800 Speaker 1: for somebody's birthday President, right eight and all that ship 378 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:46,879 Speaker 1: you under what I'm saying, And I fuck with right eight. 379 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,960 Speaker 1: I appreciate a good right a but but but trying 380 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,919 Speaker 1: to like that's and I don't even think you went 381 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,199 Speaker 1: to the right aid to get birthday gifts. I think 382 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,800 Speaker 1: you went there for your own things and you're like, oh, 383 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,639 Speaker 1: let me get bad to get a box of tissues, 384 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,080 Speaker 1: and I it just so happened. It's one stop shop, 385 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:04,399 Speaker 1: which is fantastic. It's a worthday card moans. We'll get 386 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:08,159 Speaker 1: some cough medicine, some handwipes and so one. Let me 387 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:12,480 Speaker 1: tell you something. If you go into a write aid 388 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:18,119 Speaker 1: and get me cough man, give me some fucking the 389 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:21,399 Speaker 1: night well dayquell pack as a birthday gift and you 390 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,600 Speaker 1: wrap it in a ribbon, I'm gonna throw it. I'm 391 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,800 Speaker 1: gonna throw it at your feet. 392 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,960 Speaker 2: Listen, you're at that age where it's like what else 393 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,480 Speaker 2: do I shop for? I mean, I can get you 394 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,159 Speaker 2: hearing aids, I can get you like imasks, but I 395 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,679 Speaker 2: feel like cough medicine because because you know, that's expense, 396 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,240 Speaker 2: like the day quill nighttime in daytime, it's expensive. 397 00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:38,240 Speaker 1: When you get the two fer, the two furs are 398 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:41,639 Speaker 1: very expensive for you know. So it's like, you know, 399 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,920 Speaker 1: it's I think that's me being a bro. But I 400 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,440 Speaker 1: mean you don't not appreciative, then I'm not gonna be 401 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,159 Speaker 1: a b Then I'm not gonna shop for you. 402 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,200 Speaker 2: Then that's fine. Well, just the days of going to 403 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,800 Speaker 2: the Apple Store and getting you fucking air pods and 404 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,200 Speaker 2: all that, they're they're over, okay, because we're coming into 405 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,399 Speaker 2: the sixties and we need the sixties. 406 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:04,760 Speaker 1: Nah nah no, anyway, you I'm sure you'll you'll figure 407 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:05,360 Speaker 1: it out. Yeah. 408 00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:06,959 Speaker 2: I have a few tricks up my sleeve. I did 409 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,360 Speaker 2: huh an a few tricks up my sleeve. 410 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:28,399 Speaker 1: Podcast. I just had a great lunch here. I always 411 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,160 Speaker 1: see him every time. A friend of the Iron Rapp 412 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,720 Speaker 1: ports THEEO podcast, friend of real life, a man Chris Mullen, uh, 413 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,800 Speaker 1: talking all things NBA, talking all things New York. Uh, 414 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,960 Speaker 1: the Vinnie Barberino of the NBA. And I like this place, 415 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,719 Speaker 1: but I gotta tell you they have ran San Francisco 416 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:46,960 Speaker 1: into the ground. 417 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,240 Speaker 2: San Francisco is like zombie land now, I mean it is. 418 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,600 Speaker 2: It's very sad. It's they left that place really. Like 419 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,520 Speaker 2: the rumors about New York are not true. Like, I 420 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,000 Speaker 2: mean there was a shooting on the train the other day. 421 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:02,160 Speaker 2: Was there on a crowded train? 422 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,080 Speaker 1: Jesus, I didn't even hear about that, Like, oh, like, 423 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:08,240 Speaker 1: well the a pack train. I'm not gonna say, New 424 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,760 Speaker 1: York's perfect, but based on what I see in New York, 425 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,760 Speaker 1: and I am mister New York, it ain't what they 426 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,840 Speaker 1: did to San Francisco. 427 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:17,400 Speaker 2: Yeah. 428 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:22,520 Speaker 1: San Francisco is ran into the fucking ground. 429 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of these big cities are. I mean, 430 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,280 Speaker 2: Portland's not great anymore either. Portland's kind of fucking scary. 431 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,040 Speaker 2: As you already know. 432 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:32,000 Speaker 1: These purple haired freaks. They let them take over all 433 00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:34,560 Speaker 1: his coofye shit. But San fran is what's so funny. 434 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,680 Speaker 1: When I said propian freaks, I mean purple haired freaks. 435 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,280 Speaker 1: I mean, what's wrong with purple hair? Purple hair is 436 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,159 Speaker 1: kind of fun cool. But I mean if they're like 437 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,160 Speaker 1: protesting you and throwing shit at you, I guess yeah, 438 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,399 Speaker 1: you're a per Fuck you the fucking protesters. And and 439 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,960 Speaker 1: by the way, I'm on tour more. I like I said, 440 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in Oklahoma City, and then I'm going 441 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:57,280 Speaker 1: to uh Israel, and then I'm performing in Tampa Bay 442 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:01,479 Speaker 1: and then I'm performing in h l A April. 443 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:02,639 Speaker 2: Yes, I'm coming to that. 444 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,000 Speaker 1: Some of those shows are sold out already. But we 445 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,920 Speaker 1: got the Comedy Store, the Fifteenth Flappers and Burbank, the 446 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,480 Speaker 1: sixteenth and seventeenth, and then I'm gonna be in Michigan 447 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,400 Speaker 1: the eighteenth and nineteenth. I'm gonna be in Michigan where 448 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,119 Speaker 1: they tried to fucking get crunk on me. I'm performing 449 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,320 Speaker 1: the eighteenth and the nineteenth, and the twentieth, eighteen, nineteen twentieth. 450 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,560 Speaker 1: All tickets, all information for all these shows are available 451 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,480 Speaker 1: at Michael rapaportcomedy dot com. Did I step What were 452 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,000 Speaker 1: you gonna say? No, I don't even remember what I 453 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,200 Speaker 1: was saying, because you said you want to tickets to 454 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, I'm one hundred percent going to the 455 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,240 Speaker 1: comedy store show. I'm down for that. 456 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:37,200 Speaker 2: That'llbe it because that's around the corner from my house, right, 457 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,720 Speaker 2: so I'll be there if I mean I can get 458 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:43,320 Speaker 2: a ticket to the show, right obviously. Yeah, I'm common either. 459 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,960 Speaker 1: I'm not going to name names, but a couple of 460 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,119 Speaker 1: your family members are asking for tickets, huh, and you 461 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,280 Speaker 1: can pay for their tickets. 462 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,440 Speaker 2: I'm not paying for their tickets to your show. You 463 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,160 Speaker 2: could just comp them some tickets to your show. That's 464 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,240 Speaker 2: what I'm not doing. It's your show. I'm not tickets you. 465 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,560 Speaker 1: It's like one family member. Cool, but it's like you 466 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:01,480 Speaker 1: got a big family. 467 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,639 Speaker 2: They don't all want to go. It's probably just my parents. 468 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I got a couple of other fucking 469 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,240 Speaker 1: messages and I was like, yeah, my sister, I want 470 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:08,399 Speaker 1: to go. 471 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, you got it, you got it. 472 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,040 Speaker 1: You got the comp tickets, you you you could get 473 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,040 Speaker 1: those people your friends and then they all got mothers. 474 00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:18,960 Speaker 1: You think fucking Mick Jagger the Rolling Stones is inviting 475 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,560 Speaker 1: his friends and making them pay for their family met 476 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:26,399 Speaker 1: a certain point. I disagree, but you know it is 477 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,760 Speaker 1: a business. Well, I got your credit card saved on 478 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,320 Speaker 1: my still need to my phone. Yes, I do cancel 479 00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:33,320 Speaker 1: it and I'll see you. You're not gonna see all 480 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:34,159 Speaker 1: the fraud department. 481 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 2: You're not gonna do that. And uh check your statements 482 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,159 Speaker 2: because I do have that saved on my phone, just 483 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,360 Speaker 2: just for safe keepings for ship like this like you're 484 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:45,119 Speaker 2: talking about. So anyway, yeah I have that on my phone. 485 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:45,720 Speaker 1: What else? 486 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,720 Speaker 2: What else is going on with you? I mean, I 487 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,240 Speaker 2: know everything going on with you. I've been sitting in 488 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,560 Speaker 2: this fucking hotel room with you, and it's been pleasant. 489 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,199 Speaker 2: It has been pleasant and pleasant, and. 490 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,879 Speaker 1: You keep saying, don't don't make me regret it. 491 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,640 Speaker 2: Don't make me I should say that. You're like, don't 492 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,680 Speaker 2: make me regret it, because I'm having an nice time. 493 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,440 Speaker 2: But then sometimes you slip up in the room and 494 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,560 Speaker 2: then I'm like, don't make me regret this trip. You 495 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,480 Speaker 2: You've said that a few times to you now. 496 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,080 Speaker 1: And I have to spray here because you smell like you. 497 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 1: I really showed up with no toilet trees. I did toothpaste, 498 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,520 Speaker 1: and I knew I could rely on you for the toothpaste. 499 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:21,240 Speaker 1: You showed up with a toothbrush and a tongue scraper 500 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:21,840 Speaker 1: and that's it. 501 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:26,240 Speaker 2: And deodorant and my weed gummies and that's all you need. 502 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,600 Speaker 2: That's really, that's not all you need. You need toothbrush, 503 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,199 Speaker 2: you got all of it. You need soap, you need 504 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:32,879 Speaker 2: like some like. 505 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,600 Speaker 1: Something to wash your fucking ass, wash your fucking face. 506 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,960 Speaker 1: Like you're you're in this room two days. You're not 507 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:38,920 Speaker 1: gonna wash your ass. 508 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,960 Speaker 2: There's a shower in the room. I'm washing everything. Don't 509 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,400 Speaker 2: worry about don't worry about me what I'm washing. 510 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,600 Speaker 1: Okay, But this week I just want to say one thing. 511 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,560 Speaker 1: I talked about the oscars and you, and it's funny 512 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,879 Speaker 1: because you were mister zone of interest. Yes, And I 513 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,439 Speaker 1: talked about that the other day. Jonathan Glazier, the director 514 00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:00,880 Speaker 1: who refuted his jewishness, And and I was thinking about 515 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,440 Speaker 1: this the other day because after he refuted his Jewishness 516 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:08,080 Speaker 1: and made his big Oscar speech, a Holocaust survivor. 517 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,399 Speaker 2: I saw that, wrote it on The executive producer of 518 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:14,040 Speaker 2: the movie also like really disagreed with everything that he 519 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:14,920 Speaker 2: said on stage. 520 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, but can you imagine you make a movie about 521 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,440 Speaker 1: the Holocaust and you get a letter from a Holocaust 522 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,159 Speaker 1: survivor not saying I appreciate the film you made, not 523 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:30,639 Speaker 1: saying you articulated the experience that killed many of my 524 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,800 Speaker 1: family over one hundred family members. This guy said, over 525 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,640 Speaker 1: one hundred of my family members. This Holocaust survivor said 526 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,760 Speaker 1: over one hundred family members. And he didn't congratulate him 527 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:43,240 Speaker 1: on the film, congratulat him on his Oscar congratulations. I 528 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,640 Speaker 1: know that he basically said, you stupid fuck you dumb 529 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,199 Speaker 1: fuck How dare you you dumb fuck? So now, Jonathan Glaizer, 530 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,640 Speaker 1: mister fucking I refute my jewishness. You have a letter 531 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,760 Speaker 1: from a Holocaust survivor. He wrote a letter to you. Yeah, 532 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,600 Speaker 1: letting you know how offend he was by what you 533 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,920 Speaker 1: said after you made your Holocaust movie. 534 00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:07,200 Speaker 2: Good you dumb fuck. And I'm not seeing the movie. 535 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,600 Speaker 1: And you know, when you make a Holocaust you saw twice, 536 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,239 Speaker 1: when you make a Holocaust movie, the majority of your 537 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,600 Speaker 1: audience is gonna be Jews. Yeah, but not this one. Yeah, 538 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,840 Speaker 1: not this one. This is gonna be the one Holy 539 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:23,760 Speaker 1: Coast movie that gets banned essentially by Jewish people because 540 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,919 Speaker 1: it's not like it was some box office success. I mean, 541 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,359 Speaker 1: you went to go see it twice, and you're in 542 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,840 Speaker 1: the uh minority. 543 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,639 Speaker 2: I am in the minority. But you know, yeah, I 544 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,760 Speaker 2: know it's a very controversial thing. All everything going on 545 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 2: is super controversial. I mean, I know you're mister super 546 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,040 Speaker 2: Jew right now you should just seriously move to Israel. 547 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:44,080 Speaker 2: I still think what you're doing is fantastic, And like 548 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,000 Speaker 2: you say, it's not just for you, You're doing it 549 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,760 Speaker 2: for all the Jewish people out there. You're doing it 550 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,639 Speaker 2: for everybody. It's not it's not like you're making these 551 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,640 Speaker 2: videos for yourself. You're doing it for all the people 552 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,400 Speaker 2: that you know want to hear you speak. 553 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,480 Speaker 1: Oh, it's not like this is helping me out in 554 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,480 Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, no, I know, I know it's not 555 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:04,560 Speaker 1: like my uh, you know, outspoken, but but it worked 556 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,720 Speaker 1: for that little fuck Rommy who uh he had his 557 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:12,720 Speaker 1: blood handprint him, Mark Ruffalo and Billie Eilish of course, 558 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,160 Speaker 1: because she's a billy. Elish also comes from a family 559 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:20,600 Speaker 1: of vegetarians, so they care more about cows pigs than 560 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:25,800 Speaker 1: they do Jews. That's fine, uh, because there's staunch, hard 561 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,320 Speaker 1: body vegetarians, although she doesn't look like it, but they 562 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,879 Speaker 1: all are thriving after they had their things on. But 563 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,320 Speaker 1: the Jews that are speaking out, we were like, oh, 564 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,840 Speaker 1: are you gonna be okay? Is your career gonna be okay? 565 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,320 Speaker 1: But Rommy, that comedian, now he's hosting the oscars. I 566 00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:45,840 Speaker 1: mean he's hosting that live Yeah. So so so that 567 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,960 Speaker 1: work works out fine and and uh, but you know, 568 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,439 Speaker 1: it is what it is. And I am I am 569 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,160 Speaker 1: happy to be going back to Israel, and I'm continuing 570 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:58,040 Speaker 1: to just do what I can to help defend uh 571 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:03,800 Speaker 1: and support and articulate the reality of this complicated situation 572 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:09,600 Speaker 1: with Israel. Uh and then misinformation with all things Arab, 573 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:13,200 Speaker 1: Palestinian and Hamas. What else is going on with you? 574 00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 1: A young shooter M. 575 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,000 Speaker 2: I mean I'm with you right now. 576 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:21,520 Speaker 1: I mean we're no ship that made me right now? 577 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:22,879 Speaker 2: Well, what do you want to know? 578 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,560 Speaker 1: Like, have you seen anything? You're in a Your fingernails 579 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,280 Speaker 1: are better now that. 580 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:31,520 Speaker 2: Your fingernails aren't great. But I don't think anyone gives 581 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,959 Speaker 2: a shit about how my fingernails are doing. 582 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,800 Speaker 1: No, because usually you know at them. 583 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:36,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, I no, I do. 584 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:37,159 Speaker 1: I do? 585 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,600 Speaker 2: They seem better and I think that's the And you 586 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,360 Speaker 2: haven't seen Meanwhile, how do I look? 587 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,480 Speaker 1: You look the same? No, you look the same? 588 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:45,879 Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think I look the same. I 589 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,840 Speaker 2: think I look like I look a little skinnier. 590 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,119 Speaker 1: Maybe. No, I look you look the same as you 591 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,480 Speaker 1: did the last time. Well I probably saw you pretty recently, 592 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,879 Speaker 1: So do you think you look any different? Have you 593 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,280 Speaker 1: been doing anything to achieve skinniness? No? Have you been 594 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,760 Speaker 1: going to the gym? Because on that couple, I can't 595 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,879 Speaker 1: do it. I can't punk if I'm going to a 596 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,040 Speaker 1: barrier's boot camp doing that for a little bit. But 597 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,480 Speaker 1: I see that you haven't been going to the gym. 598 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:08,119 Speaker 1: What do you mean? 599 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you haven't. You've been taking like a 600 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,840 Speaker 2: few months break just for your what. I just haven't 601 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:16,639 Speaker 2: been getting around to it. 602 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,639 Speaker 1: What does that mean? No, I have been You've been 603 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:20,640 Speaker 1: at the gym? Yeah? 604 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:26,320 Speaker 2: Interesting? What is the fucking going? No, I mean it's 605 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,120 Speaker 2: great that you're doing it. It's more for your mental 606 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,840 Speaker 2: health than your physical appearance, right, because I don't think 607 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,440 Speaker 2: it's what you're saying. I'm saying. I don't I look different. 608 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,080 Speaker 2: I don't think that the gym is probably not helping 609 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,640 Speaker 2: any like physical attributes. But I think it's the most 610 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,080 Speaker 2: that they say. Fuck, the most important thing is is 611 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,880 Speaker 2: going to the gym for your mental health. And I 612 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,160 Speaker 2: think that's what you're doing. And I think it's fantastical. 613 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,800 Speaker 2: Fuck that's not right. 614 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,240 Speaker 1: Fuck? No, yes, fuck, And I. 615 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,680 Speaker 2: Think it's fantastic, you know, because I haven't been doing it, 616 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,160 Speaker 2: and I could, Like I said, I I couldn't tell 617 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:02,440 Speaker 2: that you were doing step it up, I'll step Okayat 618 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,520 Speaker 2: have you watched anything else? Like you're always mister document? 619 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,760 Speaker 2: I know, I mean I'm always watching shit. 620 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,280 Speaker 1: Have you watched anything recently? Seen anything? 621 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:29,160 Speaker 2: Nothing of merit, nothing worth noting. I can't say it, 622 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,400 Speaker 2: I mean not really. Yeah, you know what I wanted 623 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:33,600 Speaker 2: to ask you about. I know this is kind of 624 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,760 Speaker 2: a curveball and sort of out of nowhere. But thinking 625 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,920 Speaker 2: about it, I will keep it above keep it above board. 626 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:39,520 Speaker 1: I will. 627 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,280 Speaker 2: And I was thinking about this. I don't really know 628 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,360 Speaker 2: why I'm so interested in this, but I was wondering, like, 629 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:51,840 Speaker 2: what was your first sexual experience or your first kiss? Maybe, like, like, 630 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,800 Speaker 2: do you have like a memory of your first kiss. 631 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,600 Speaker 1: First kiss, or for the first time I I, uh, 632 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,440 Speaker 1: maybe let's just stick with maybe the first kiss, first kiss? 633 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, how old were you? 634 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:08,040 Speaker 1: What were you doing? I believe my first. 635 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,320 Speaker 2: Kid twenty seven or twenty eight. 636 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:15,840 Speaker 1: No, bitch, no, no. My first kiss I think was 637 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,640 Speaker 1: in the third grade, oh wow, with a girl named 638 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:24,719 Speaker 1: Tracy Doyle. And Tracy Doyle was as I remember now, 639 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:28,440 Speaker 1: I'm referencing her as my memory, I'm referencing this, but 640 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:32,120 Speaker 1: she was a cute blonde haired, blue eyed I think Doyle. 641 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,040 Speaker 1: Maybe she's probably Irish. And this was when I was 642 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:39,080 Speaker 1: heavy into my Saturday night fever, you know thing, and 643 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,600 Speaker 1: I was I wanted to be like, you know, John Travolta, 644 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 1: Tony Manara in the third grade, and I think it 645 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:50,080 Speaker 1: was my birthday or somebody else's birthday. But afterwards, somehow 646 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:54,400 Speaker 1: she wound up back at my where I lived, my 647 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,720 Speaker 1: apartment and my you know where in my apartment, you know, 648 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,520 Speaker 1: and I shared a bedroom with my brother, and I 649 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,360 Speaker 1: kissed her and and then I tried to tell her, 650 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,360 Speaker 1: I said, we should do it with our mouth open, 651 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,360 Speaker 1: because that's that's what they do in the movies. I 652 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,160 Speaker 1: said that to her, that's what they do in the movies. 653 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,600 Speaker 1: I didn't even know that you do with your mouth 654 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:17,080 Speaker 1: open and your tongue. But and I think we did 655 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,840 Speaker 1: it with our mouth open, but we didn't stick the 656 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,200 Speaker 1: tongue because I didn't know that's what you were. 657 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,080 Speaker 2: That's her, that's young third grade. You were doing that, 658 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,120 Speaker 2: And that's not a bad line to try and you know, 659 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,800 Speaker 2: get your first kiss in the day. 660 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,720 Speaker 1: You know. We shout out to Tracy Tracy Doyle, Tracy 661 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,480 Speaker 1: not old Doyle and Doyle Tracy Doyle. 662 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,080 Speaker 2: Well maybe if she's listening and she's still thinking about it, 663 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,120 Speaker 2: maybe she's got the same experience. She can come to 664 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,400 Speaker 2: one of the shows and you guys can reunite. Probably 665 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,840 Speaker 2: not be you know, greatful with your wife and all that. 666 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,160 Speaker 1: We have to kiss again. Yeah, but you could see 667 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,920 Speaker 1: her and just you know, yeah, I haven't seen her, 668 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,360 Speaker 1: but I know her friends. She's still around Tracy Doyle 669 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,680 Speaker 1: and uh, you know, it was a good experience. It 670 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,040 Speaker 1: wasn't anything weird. It didn't go any further. Uh and uh, 671 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,240 Speaker 1: I don't know if we ever kissed again. I I 672 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,920 Speaker 1: asked her out who to hell knows. Yeah, everything that 673 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,880 Speaker 1: I was doing was it was based on my experience 674 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:11,920 Speaker 1: through Happy Days, Arthur Fonzarelli, Richie Cunningham, Chachi on Happy 675 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:16,640 Speaker 1: Days at Tony Minaro from Sannai Fever and Rocky and 676 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,000 Speaker 1: how he used to try to kiss Adrian like this. 677 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:22,080 Speaker 1: How I learned like how to like kiss was through 678 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:26,680 Speaker 1: the movies. When was the first time you kissed abroad? Oh? God, 679 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:28,760 Speaker 1: you asked the question. 680 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,280 Speaker 2: No, I know, I didn't really think about my own experience. 681 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,280 Speaker 2: All I kind of was back, I know, And I'm 682 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,360 Speaker 2: just trying to think of like the first time, because 683 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,840 Speaker 2: I was sort of a late bloomer. But I would 684 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,959 Speaker 2: say my first time, you know what I do remember 685 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:48,320 Speaker 2: My first kiss was probably I was in seventh I 686 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,360 Speaker 2: must have been twelve or thirteen. It was a little later, 687 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,520 Speaker 2: and it was a camp. I did everything at camp 688 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,280 Speaker 2: for my first time, and my first kiss was at 689 00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:00,560 Speaker 2: camp in a tepee with me in my best friend 690 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:04,880 Speaker 2: at the time, and there were six or seven girls 691 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,720 Speaker 2: in the TP with us. I don't know why we 692 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,520 Speaker 2: were on supervised. We were on like a camp out 693 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,960 Speaker 2: at camp, and we were all on the tepee hiding 694 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,720 Speaker 2: from the councils, and we were playing truth or Dare, 695 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,400 Speaker 2: oh spin the bottle or truth or dare one of 696 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:19,520 Speaker 2: the two? Whatever, And I was really nervous, and my 697 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:26,680 Speaker 2: friend dared me to make out with all six girls 698 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:32,160 Speaker 2: in the tpe at once. That's what's up, not separately, 699 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,560 Speaker 2: like kiss this girl, then kiss her, do it all 700 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:35,520 Speaker 2: at one time? 701 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:36,680 Speaker 1: So what does that mean? 702 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,800 Speaker 2: It means the six girls lying like sat around in 703 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:45,320 Speaker 2: a circle with me, and I went from one girl 704 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,000 Speaker 2: making out to the next girl making out, to the 705 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,120 Speaker 2: next girl making out to the next girl making out 706 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:55,360 Speaker 2: all six of a porno. It was ridiculous. And I 707 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:59,920 Speaker 2: came home from summer camp a few weeks later tear 708 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,440 Speaker 2: rribly sick. I couldn't get out of bed. I didn't 709 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,000 Speaker 2: know what the fuck happened. My mom took me to 710 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:08,279 Speaker 2: the doctor and it turns out I got mono, You 711 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,359 Speaker 2: dumb fuck. I got mono at camp. 712 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,880 Speaker 1: Isn't that called the kissing disease? 713 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,440 Speaker 2: The kissing disease? I had to stay home for like 714 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,560 Speaker 2: a month from school. 715 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,719 Speaker 1: And did you call the girls and tell them you guy? 716 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,560 Speaker 2: And I didn't have any of their numbers? Maybe they 717 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,560 Speaker 2: had it too, I don't know, but you know, it 718 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,640 Speaker 2: was kind of like I had some street cred back then, 719 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,719 Speaker 2: you know, execute a little bit. I mean, because I 720 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:30,480 Speaker 2: was a late bloomer. 721 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,680 Speaker 1: Do you remember any of the girls' names? I think 722 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,480 Speaker 1: you don't remember one of the six girls that you 723 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,680 Speaker 1: made out with that that you gave or possibly got. 724 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:43,520 Speaker 1: I think Monam was Meg, like Tracy Doyle. Yeah, no, 725 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,239 Speaker 1: I know you made out with six girls and you 726 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,760 Speaker 1: don't know one of their Meg. You just got Meg 727 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,000 Speaker 1: and Harley and Taylor, I think, And you haven't seen 728 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,680 Speaker 1: any of them. So I'm sure that they're probably. 729 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,799 Speaker 2: Like it was a special experience, I think for all 730 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,320 Speaker 2: of us, not for them, got it. 731 00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,040 Speaker 1: I think they're probably like they're when they talk about 732 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,160 Speaker 1: their first kiss, they're gonna go to their second or third. 733 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,120 Speaker 2: I think you might be right about that. It's not 734 00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,160 Speaker 2: something that like they're probably too proud of. And yeah, 735 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,560 Speaker 2: I don't know how memorable. It was, but it was 736 00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:14,439 Speaker 2: very memorable for me. Of course, you got you got mono, 737 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:15,320 Speaker 2: got mono? 738 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,400 Speaker 1: And how old were you? 739 00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:20,960 Speaker 2: I have thirteen? Twelve thirteen? Wow, but yeah that was 740 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,440 Speaker 2: that was my first kiss. I know it's kind of unconventional, 741 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,480 Speaker 2: but it was a weird question. Yeah, I guess it 742 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:25,879 Speaker 2: was weird. 743 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,280 Speaker 1: Why have you because you're getting a little older, getting 744 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,160 Speaker 1: a little older, you know, what, are you going to 745 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,000 Speaker 1: be thirty four? Yeah? 746 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:36,960 Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah, fuck, I know thirty four years old? Yeah there. Yeah, 747 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,200 Speaker 2: there wasn't a lot of introspection back then. So now 748 00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,400 Speaker 2: I'm going to reflect and slow down. 749 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,560 Speaker 1: A little bit. You get that little you get that introspection. 750 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's all good. 751 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:49,200 Speaker 1: But well, you know what, what listen being on the 752 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:55,000 Speaker 1: road with you, despite the fact that you somehow someway wiggled, 753 00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:59,640 Speaker 1: possibly scammed away into a first class ticket, despite the 754 00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:03,759 Speaker 1: fact that you're in in the room and and reluctant 755 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,120 Speaker 1: to take care of the things we need to be 756 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,120 Speaker 1: taken care of. The videoographing you. You love the camera, 757 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,719 Speaker 1: you love the lens, and I think you're killing it. 758 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,759 Speaker 1: You got your low light beast, that's what you can 759 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:14,239 Speaker 1: call it. 760 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,560 Speaker 2: My cameras, the Sony A seven S three. It's a 761 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,120 Speaker 2: low light beast, and I've been getting some of the 762 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,160 Speaker 2: best footage of you that we've ever gotten on the 763 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,840 Speaker 2: road and every footage. 764 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,960 Speaker 1: But then I'm like, Yo, can I see some of it? 765 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,560 Speaker 1: Can you upload it? Can you chop? I got it. 766 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,040 Speaker 2: I brought my hard drive. I've showed you some of 767 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:28,520 Speaker 2: the footage. 768 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I know I'm with the fucking clips. 769 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,200 Speaker 2: Well, you have to deliver it on stage. You have to. 770 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,160 Speaker 1: But it's not like, oh, you're like, I'm gonna take 771 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,120 Speaker 1: a nap and then I'm gonna start cutting the footage. 772 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,120 Speaker 2: I'm gonna do this, and then I'm gonna like, I 773 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,799 Speaker 2: want the footage. Okay, Well, we got two great shows tonight. 774 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,239 Speaker 2: We're gonna get some clips. You're gonna do some crowd work. 775 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,040 Speaker 2: We're gonna zero in and focus and uh yeah, we're 776 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,800 Speaker 2: gonna get you some nice social media clips. 777 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,480 Speaker 1: Okay, but when, because I don't want as soon as possible, 778 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,200 Speaker 1: But I don't want the clips from tonight in a 779 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:55,680 Speaker 1: few weeks. 780 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,600 Speaker 2: No, no, no, it'll be by you know, I'll do 781 00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:58,719 Speaker 2: it on the plane if I have to. 782 00:36:59,239 --> 00:36:59,640 Speaker 1: We'll get it. 783 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,120 Speaker 2: So the people can you know, be expecting some nice 784 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,560 Speaker 2: social media clips TikTok and Instagram whatever it is? 785 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:09,680 Speaker 1: Okay, anyway came so I disrupted. It is it. You're done. Done. 786 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,600 Speaker 1: I'm in a good mood. I don't want you to 787 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,879 Speaker 1: fucking drag me down. I don't want any more comments again. 788 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,840 Speaker 2: We don't make me regret this trip. I told you that, 789 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,200 Speaker 2: don't make me regret the trip. We go one more day, 790 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,080 Speaker 2: let's keep it positive. I know there was some there 791 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,440 Speaker 2: was a compliment somewhere in that little speech that you 792 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,640 Speaker 2: just gave at the end to I don't know. I 793 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,960 Speaker 2: don't know where it was. I couldn't find it with 794 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,839 Speaker 2: the whole I don't know when the clips are done, 795 00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,920 Speaker 2: despite you getting shoot great and then when I get 796 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,400 Speaker 2: the clips, they're great, right, but it's just like yeah, no, 797 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,200 Speaker 2: but not but anything. But then you're like, oh, I'm 798 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,160 Speaker 2: doing like an Italian bowler, like I'm doing clips. 799 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,279 Speaker 1: It's like a week. I'm like, can you podcast? No, 800 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,640 Speaker 1: I'm cutting the footage I shot out an Italian bowler. 801 00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:51,479 Speaker 1: He's in town. He's the greatest bowler with an Italian chef, 802 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,480 Speaker 1: super chef Giada Dela REENTI great, great, and I see 803 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,000 Speaker 1: you put out some footage the other day, yep, ridiculous 804 00:37:59,080 --> 00:37:59,839 Speaker 1: clips yep. 805 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,600 Speaker 2: But but and I'm like, why is mine at the 806 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,600 Speaker 2: back of the line. That's all I'm saying. I got you. 807 00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:08,120 Speaker 2: We'll move you to the front of the queue, move 808 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:08,360 Speaker 2: me to. 809 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,200 Speaker 1: The front of the cump you up, because if it's 810 00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,560 Speaker 1: shiefs and like you got drones, then it's like, well, 811 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,600 Speaker 1: you know what, we keep you at the back of 812 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,279 Speaker 1: the queue, just like you keep me at the back 813 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,440 Speaker 1: of the plane, and when you want to. 814 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,560 Speaker 2: Bring me to first class, we'll bring you up there. 815 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,319 Speaker 1: And then that's what you're gonna do. That's where you're 816 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,319 Speaker 1: gonna be on the way home. Okay, And I'm gonna 817 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,000 Speaker 1: tell you something. We'll pull the plug on the ticket. Okay. 818 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,600 Speaker 1: If we don't fucking leave out of here with some 819 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:30,839 Speaker 1: goddamn footage. 820 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,680 Speaker 2: That's fine. Just be sure to check your credit card. 821 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:37,840 Speaker 1: Statements just came, Saw disrupted, came Saw disrupted, Miles jordanie K, 822 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,560 Speaker 1: the Bleach Brothers. Let's end this puppy. Let's end this puppy. 823 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,440 Speaker 1: Let's something real nice, something real loud, but most importantly, 824 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,640 Speaker 1: something real funky. I am rapped for a stereo podcast 825 00:38:48,320 --> 00:39:00,680 Speaker 1: We're Out Think