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Speaker 1: Hi Catherine, Hi Chelsea.

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Speaker 2: How are you well?

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Speaker 3: I almost died this weekend? Oh my god, A couple

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Speaker 3: of times.

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Speaker 2: What happened? Well?

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Speaker 3: I had a whirlwind weekend, A whirlwind week I went

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Speaker 3: to New York. I shot an ad campaign that I'm

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Speaker 3: pretty excited about, had a couple of fun nights out,

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Speaker 3: very innocent as usual, always innocent with me, you know.

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Speaker 3: Of course, I saw lots of friends. It was really joyful.

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Speaker 3: Then I flew to Vegas. I had to show my

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Speaker 3: show at the Cosmo. I had about seventeen twenty friends

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Speaker 3: that came out for that, all Randos, some from Martha's Vineyards,

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Speaker 3: some from la some from Vermont, some from Portland, some

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Speaker 3: from England.

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Speaker 1: We all went out. That was not an innocent night.

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Speaker 1: We went out.

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Speaker 2: That's in Vegas, of course.

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Speaker 1: It was one of my favorite shows so far in Vegas.

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Speaker 1: I love this residency. It's been so joyful. And you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm not that.

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Speaker 3: Big of a fan of Vegas, I have to be honest.

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Speaker 3: But when they offered it, he said it was the

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Speaker 3: Chelsea Theater at the you know, I just can't have yes. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: And it's turned into such a fun thing because so

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Speaker 3: many of my friends come out and we gambled after

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Speaker 3: And you know, when I gamble, I give everyone money

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Speaker 3: because I don't want anyone to think that they have

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Speaker 3: to gamble. I just want them. I want them to

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Speaker 3: know they do have to gamble, but they're going to

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Speaker 3: gamble with my money.

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Speaker 1: We all won. We all won money.

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Speaker 3: I walked away with eleven hundred dollars of my own money.

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Speaker 2: Fabulous.

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Speaker 1: And then we went out dancing. This was a mistake.

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Speaker 3: We went out dancing till four o'clock in the morning,

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Speaker 3: and then I got home at four. My friend Sophie

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Speaker 3: got into my bed with me, and at around five

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Speaker 3: forty five am, my cousin Molly walked in and said,

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Speaker 3: it's time to get in the car. Your flight back

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Speaker 3: to Vancouver is at seven forty and I said, yes,

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Speaker 3: I was aware of this, but of course had you know?

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Speaker 3: I was asleep. So I got up, I went in

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Speaker 3: the car. I flew to Vegas. I mean sorry, I

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Speaker 3: flew from Vegas to Vancouver. Luckily, no one was on

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Speaker 3: the plane because Canadians don't want to come to America anymore,

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Speaker 3: so there's no one going back since they're all getting

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Speaker 3: fucking detained. And I flew and I got in the car.

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Speaker 3: Had to go pick up Doug from my friend Cynthia's house.

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Speaker 3: Then I drove from Vancouver to Whistler, which is like

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Speaker 3: a two hour drive. I got my first Canadian speeding ticket. Yep,

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Speaker 3: because that's how quickly I was just dying, trying to

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Speaker 3: make it an hour and a half, dying to get

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Speaker 3: back into my bed, just dying to go to sleep.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, begging. I got home.

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Speaker 3: The woman with the police officer was very nice. She

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Speaker 3: gave me a reduction for absolutely no reason. I don't

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Speaker 3: know if you think she knew who I was. And

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Speaker 3: I got home, I fell asleep.

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Speaker 1: I was like, let me.

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Speaker 3: My friends were staying at my house that live in Vancouver.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes friends come up for the weekend and stay here

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Speaker 3: when I'm out here. And I said, They said, okay,

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Speaker 3: well we'll leave you alone.

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Speaker 1: You're tired.

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Speaker 3: I said, no, no, I just need a couple of

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Speaker 3: hours of sleep and then we can all go to

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Speaker 3: dinner at sushi.

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Speaker 1: I had a couple hours of sleep. I woke up.

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Speaker 1: I didn't feel great, obviously, but I felt.

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Speaker 2: Like okay, like jet laggy, tired, not jet laggy, just hungover,

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Speaker 2: but like I could rally.

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Speaker 1: It's just yeah.

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Speaker 3: I got home from sushi, probably one of the best

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Speaker 3: meals I've ever had, at two o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I was like, something's off.

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Speaker 3: And you know when you're feeling nauseated and you go

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And then from two am to.

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Speaker 3: Nine am, no, I vomited probably sixteen times, had explosive diarrhea,

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Speaker 3: not only in the toilet. I was so sick and

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Speaker 3: I and my friend Yanica was in my bedroom and

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Speaker 3: her son Calvin was there too. Calvin you could check

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Speaker 3: out on my Instagram. He's always represented. He's fourteen. And

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Speaker 1: I was so sick.

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Speaker 3: I haven't had food poisoning in years, and I haven't

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Speaker 1: I mean the cramps, the fever, the chills, the diarrhea,

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Speaker 3: I thought I was gonna have to go to the hospital,

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Speaker 3: and then yeah, what's that the Whistler Hospital, Like it's

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Speaker 1: I'm like, they're not gonna be able to even save me.

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Speaker 2: They're there for like ankle breaks and stuff exactly.

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Speaker 3: And I couldn't even bring myself to call for yanica.

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Speaker 3: That's how weak I write.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So finally, like it's I was up from two to

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Speaker 3: nine am. Finally when I heard her, I was like,

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Speaker 3: oh my god. I'm like, oh my god, I need

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Speaker 3: an IV, I need an ivy. My kidneys were like throbbing, throbbing, throbbing.

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Speaker 3: This was yesterday morning, and I was in such Finally

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Speaker 3: I would take a sip of ginger ale and just

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Speaker 1: And then finally I was like, can you g just

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Speaker 1: is there are there are there any cokes upstairs? Are

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Speaker 3: And and she got brought me a coke and then

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Speaker 3: everything changed. I stopped throwing it brought you back to life.

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Speaker 3: It just made me no, not to life. I'm still

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Speaker 3: not back to life. I mean, I feel like somebody

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Speaker 3: took two sling shots and shot them right into my kidneys.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got a.

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Speaker 3: Leader IV last night bed the nurse came over my

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Speaker 3: friend's in Whistler. Somebody, my doctor friend got me an

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Speaker 3: ivy bag and I mean I couldn't move. I couldn't

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Speaker 3: I can't even stand upstream yet because my kidneys are

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Speaker 3: so shot.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. And this was like two days ago.

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Speaker 2: This was Saturday.

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Speaker 1: This was Saturday night.

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Speaker 2: God, and we're recording on Monday. That is nuts. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god.

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Speaker 1: I honestly, that really through me. I've never been that sick.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Do you think it was the sushi

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Speaker 2: or was it something marinating from Ashi?

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Speaker 3: Because I looked up I goause they didn't get sick,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, is there how do you know

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Speaker 3: food poisoning. And when I looked it up on the internet,

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Speaker 3: They're like, there is no such thing as a twenty

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Speaker 3: four hour food virus. Like twenty four hour virus, Like

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Speaker 3: no virus goes in and out of your body in

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Speaker 3: twenty four hours, Right, it's food poisoning. I mean I

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Speaker 3: felt like I was being attacked.

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Speaker 2: Truly, Like it's like that moment where you're laying on

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Speaker 2: but when I'm that sick and it's coming out of

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Speaker 2: all ends. I'm just like usually naked because you're like

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my bra was over my boobs, Like the

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Speaker 3: under part of my boobs was like completely out, and

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Speaker 3: much in the toilet. Yeah, and then having to turn

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Speaker 3: then going into the waste basket. I had a waste basket.

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Speaker 3: You held a vomit next to my bed. I mean,

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Speaker 3: it was the most disgusting night of my life.

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Speaker 2: You know what? You actually bring up one of the

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Speaker 2: major like disagreements in my marriage, which is I say

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Speaker 2: that when you're sick and you have to vomit for

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Speaker 2: my back. But like the it's the waste basket of

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Speaker 2: it all, because Brad is like, we'll just make it

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Speaker 3: You can't always make it to the toilet. I just

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Speaker 3: done because I used to.

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Speaker 1: Seve to to do that too.

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Speaker 3: Wearing it, like bringing it to the getting to the toilet,

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Speaker 3: Like I've never not made it to the toilet, but

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Speaker 1: Now I had to have my ba my thing.

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Speaker 3: But the muscles that you use to contract to vomit

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is just getting everyone off to a

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Speaker 1: great week.

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Speaker 3: I just hopefully this is on a Monday or whenever

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so sorry you got so sick.

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Speaker 2: Or have you even eaten anything since then?

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Speaker 3: Or had a bagel this morning with some butter, But

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Speaker 3: I hadn't eaten anything yesterday. I got my V I'm

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Speaker 3: getting another IV as soon as I get home tonight.

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Speaker 1: And my life is insane.

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Speaker 3: I mean, obviously, if I hadn't been out till four

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Speaker 1: Bad as it was.

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Speaker 2: Had the choke hold it did on you.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't have been so already in a state of

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Speaker 3: dehydration and like, you know, weakness, But you know, I'll

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Speaker 3: never learn. My life is constantly just one big shit show.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so glad you're on the mend

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Speaker 2: and I'm so sorry that absolutely sucks.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: An update.

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Speaker 3: I decided to leave Doug in Canada because he's so

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Speaker 3: happy here.

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Speaker 1: Everyone who sends me these pictures. My friend Cynthia has him.

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Speaker 3: She goes on runs through the woods in the forest

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Speaker 3: and bike rides through the woods and forest, and Doug

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Speaker 3: just follows her. And I was like, you know what,

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Speaker 3: it's nicer to leave him here than to bring him

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Speaker 3: back to Ma Bell's apartment where she doesn't have air conditioning.

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Speaker 3: And he's going to be when I go to Europe

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Speaker 3: on all of my tours. So I was like, is

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Speaker 3: I get back from Europe?

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Speaker 1: And she was like absolutely, So he's going to.

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Speaker 2: Stay, like for a little bit of the summer while you're.

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Speaker 3: He's going to stay. He's going to stay for the

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Speaker 3: month of June.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, June.

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Speaker 2: This was your happy place. Turns out it's your sons happy.

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Speaker 1: Place as well. I love my baby so much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's such a good boy.

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Speaker 1: And you know what was cute.

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Speaker 3: He was coming up on the bed trying to check

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Speaker 3: on me yesterday when my friend Yonica came in, but

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Speaker 3: I didn't even have the strength of pet him, you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and he was like sniffing around because he was like,

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Speaker 3: why does it smell like vomit and diarrhea? And here

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Speaker 3: he was trying to check on me. It was really cute.

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Speaker 3: But yes, anyway, I'll be in Vegas. The next date

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Speaker 3: up and all my dates in Europe.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming. Go to Chelsea Hendler dot com for all

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Speaker 1: other dates in Europe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and for that July fifth date, Yaminika, we just

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Speaker 2: super super good time. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's pretty ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we'll hopefully have her on some upcoming minisodes too. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Okay, thanks for listening, guys, We'll see you later. Do

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Speaker 3: Do Do Do Do Do, drum roll Catherine please And

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Speaker 3: abroad broad is my European tour.

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Speaker 1: So I'm coming to obviously find a husband abroad.

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Speaker 3: I need to get the health out of this fucking country.

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Speaker 3: And it's not as easy as you think. So I'm

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Speaker 3: coming to the UK. I'm coming to.

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Speaker 1: Brussels, Paris, Belfast in May and June.

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Speaker 3: I'm coming to Oslo, Stockholm, to Copenhagen, Manchester, London, Glasgow,

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Speaker 3: New Zurich, Vienna. I've never ever been to Vienna, Berlin,

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Speaker 3: Barcelona and Lisbon. I'm coming abroad is abroad.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like fun. I'm going to go see you abroad.

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Speaker 3: I know I want to go see me abroad and

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Speaker 3: there all be there, all be excellent. Okay. My remaining

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Speaker 3: Summertime is coming and I will be in Vegas at

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Speaker 3: the Cosmo doing my residency on July fifth.

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Speaker 1: We will be the next.

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Speaker 3: Date that I'm there, July fifth, August thirtieth, and then

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Speaker 3: November one and twenty ninth. November first and November twenty ninth,

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Speaker 3: I will be in Las Vegas at the Cosmo performing

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Speaker 3: Inside Myself at the Chelsea.

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Speaker 1: It's called Chelsea at the Chelsea for a reason. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you.

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