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Speaker 2: But you're a.

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Speaker 1: Guest to my home. You gotta come to me empty,

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Speaker 1: And I said, no guests. Your own presences presents enough.

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Speaker 2: Do you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. We're

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Speaker 3: in the backyard. The birds are chirping. I'm recovering from

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Speaker 3: food poisoning. I was food poisoned, five hours of vomiting

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Speaker 3: I've been to Helen back, I've seen death. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: try to keep it together. If this podcast is you know,

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Speaker 3: if this episode is worse than usual, you can just

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Speaker 3: blame the guest. I love him. I think he's so funny.

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Speaker 3: It's Lou Wilson.

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Speaker 2: Oh, hello.

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Speaker 3: Bridge, Welcome guys. No gifts.

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Speaker 2: It's a thrill to be here. And thanks for putting

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Speaker 2: yourself together. You know a lot of other hosts would

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Speaker 2: have said I can't do it, but you you overcame,

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Speaker 2: You battled through hell and here we are.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 3: I said, you know, I did say I can't do it,

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Speaker 3: and anally said, get off the floor, you piece of shit,

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Speaker 3: you know, And I'm also professional, of course, first and foremost,

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Speaker 2: A professional consummate. One might even say.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, I brought you here to kind of compliment.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm happy to do it.

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Speaker 3: You know, we talked momentarily before this out my condition.

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Speaker 3: It's I mean, it's not a condition anymore. It was yes,

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Speaker 3: I'm fine, my stomach's a little achy. Truly, an ab exercise,

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Speaker 3: you have no idea like it's it's like it.

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Speaker 2: Feels like you've been doing sit ups for hours and

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Speaker 2: I swear I won't lie. Don't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well we won't name the restaurant. Yes, it poisoned me.

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Speaker 3: Of course, maybe a person was trying to poison me.

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Speaker 3: We can never in the sandwich.

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Speaker 2: You know, you're a high priority target. You know, I could.

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Speaker 2: I do this, I'm gonna be on the podcast. I

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Speaker 3: But there's a target on my back constant, of course,

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Speaker 3: But I was a club sandwich.

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Speaker 2: That I cannot I'm which part of the club sandwich

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Speaker 3: It must have been the mayo. The mayo, I mean,

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Speaker 3: it's either the mayo or the turkey. Unless that lettuce

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Speaker 3: They're giving bad turkey. A boy, then they've got to

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's that's a that's a full check in moment.

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Speaker 3: I've said this a million times before. The club sandwiches

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Speaker 3: Are there any other items like at that level where

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I can name this restaurant because it's delicious.

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Speaker 2: it to punishment exactly. Oh, you come in here all

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Speaker 3: so curious about that horrible chip. Yes, does it taste

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not? And the one that was served to me

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Speaker 2: Oh I can't wait.

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Speaker 3: You know, I was through food poisoning yesterday at about

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Speaker 3: I had to do it, even if you're burglarized, even.

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Speaker 2: If I'm Burglar. Ay, I'll tell you. If I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: You know. I brought a bottle of wine exactly.

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Speaker 2: They I went to seize candy and they wrapped it

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Speaker 3: Of course they did. They offer it every time.

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Speaker 2: I got the milk chocolate and the darky bar.

439
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,640
Speaker 3: Yes, I hate to correct you. It's the molasses chip.

440
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,679
Speaker 2: The molasses chip. That's it. Oh, there it is. I'm

441
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:37,920
Speaker 2: working with a professional. Yes, the molasses chip. Which is there?

442
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:38,159
Speaker 4: It is?

443
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,200
Speaker 3: So that's your favorite.

444
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,479
Speaker 2: That's my favorite. I think it's I think I am

445
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:47,760
Speaker 2: incredibly thankful that seas aren't everywhere and easy to get to,

446
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,159
Speaker 2: because I would be eating molasses chip candy all of

447
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:51,640
Speaker 2: the time.

448
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 3: I think that's my mom's favorite.

449
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,000
Speaker 2: And there it is.

450
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,119
Speaker 3: Okay, we've all got to have one. Now, have you

451
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 3: ever had a Scotch malle?

452
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,359
Speaker 2: I have never had a Scotch ma.

453
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,440
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is so gorgeous.

454
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 2: So there you go.

455
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 3: Got a beautiful candy. Okay, have one of those, of course,

456
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 3: a Lisa. Would you like a Scotch mallow or a

457
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 3: molasses chip? Beautiful?

458
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:13,479
Speaker 2: Hmmm.

459
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna have a I'm gonna have a dark

460
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 3: molasses chip. Oh.

461
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 2: I love the way that this podcast just evolves into

462
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 2: talking about food and then eating it.

463
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:26,959
Speaker 3: Oh.

464
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 2: This might be one of the best deliveries of marshmallow

465
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 2: in a candy that I've ever had. It's the perfect

466
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,960
Speaker 2: it's not like the weird stringy.

467
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,000
Speaker 3: No, you don't want that.

468
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 2: No, you don't want that.

469
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 3: It's a very Oh I haven't had one of these

470
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 3: in a very long time. And that's it's a perfect candy.

471
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 2: It's a perfect candy.

472
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:53,240
Speaker 3: It's also devastating for dental health. Oh god, yes, it's immediately.

473
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 3: It's like I'll have the Phlosopher days.

474
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 2: No, I mean, it's part of it's another one of

475
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,480
Speaker 2: the reasons you don't go to sease candy that often.

476
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 2: It's the reason you make it a special occasion. When

477
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 2: you're coming over someone's house and you need a welcome gift.

478
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 2: It is like you can't. You can't, especially once you

479
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 2: start biting into the chip part. It's done. Those that

480
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 2: moler is getting cof it's.

481
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 3: A filling exactly. I don't need to go back to

482
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 3: the tent.

483
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 2: So go to seas four molasses gyps and you're good

484
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 2: to go.

485
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 3: Oh that's so delicious. Yeah, So you've been a seize

486
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 3: person for a long time.

487
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,959
Speaker 2: Long my mother, Uh, you want to talk about treats

488
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 2: my mom after anything? After my mom's a big gift

489
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 2: giver and and likes to just have things on hand

490
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 2: and so after any sort of soccer game that we

491
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 2: won or whatever, you better believe I was getting a

492
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 2: butterscotch sees lollipop. Oh, of course as a celebratory. And

493
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 2: then also just any gift we got there might just

494
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 2: be like I would get a birthday gift that was

495
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,919
Speaker 2: like a race car. I never got a race car,

496
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 2: but you know, like an RC car, which.

497
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 3: Difficult birth you know, I like a red wagon exactly.

498
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 2: I would get a red wagon and there would be

499
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 2: a seased candy butterscotch tied to the hand.

500
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 3: Oh that's so sweet. So I like, our mom is

501
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 3: maybe we're gonna find something out here. Oh my gosh,

502
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 3: our mom is the same part.

503
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh, if I could be so lucky, But no,

504
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 2: it was. Yeah, so I was just a big I

505
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 2: grew up eating a lot of She would get me

506
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 2: the lollipops and herself the molasses chip. And once I

507
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 2: was old enough, I got to eat a few of

508
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 2: the malasses chips. I guess that wasn't to be trusted

509
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 2: as a young man.

510
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 3: Wow, that's so strange because I had essentially the exact

511
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:42,880
Speaker 3: same experience.

512
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 2: We guess the lollipops.

513
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 3: Lollipops and then there was the box of the molasses chips.

514
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, delicious, that big, that big long box only

515
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 3: for molasses chips.

516
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 2: Yes, I almost got you one of those. But then

517
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 2: I was like, no, if we're at seas at the

518
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 2: Burbank mall, we might have We'll get a few Scotch mollows.

519
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 3: Did they give you a sample while you were there?

520
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 2: Of course?

521
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 3: What did you get?

522
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 2: I got molasses hip and they was though. It was

523
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 2: a weird moment of being like, oh, I don't need

524
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 2: to sample, but I hope. I hope she felt good

525
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 2: because I feel like maybe she was like, oh, I'm

526
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 2: making a sale. I gave him two dark molasses champ

527
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 2: he ate it, and now he's asking for a box

528
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,359
Speaker 2: full of them. Wow, this guy loves it exactly. Now

529
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 2: I get why we give out these samples. But yes,

530
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 2: I did get a sample. I then was burdened with

531
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 2: the little plastic bag all day. I didn't know what

532
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 2: to do with that. I should have just like, I

533
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 2: was kicking myself because I was walking around being like,

534
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 2: you should have just given it back, but uh yeah,

535
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 2: got a little sample.

536
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 3: This is the thing people. I think I was late

537
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 3: to learn this about ceas is that you can tell

538
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 3: them what type of candy want is a sample? Usually

539
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 3: they offer you a thing and usually it's like here's

540
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 3: the blueberry surprise, like I don't know, thank you, what

541
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 3: are we talking about? I don't want a fruit in

542
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 3: my childhood? Of course you can tell them which one. Really,

543
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 3: the place is happy.

544
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 2: I did it, I mean I do. I hadn't been

545
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 2: in one for a while, and it is funny the

546
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 2: way the world melts away as you enter this Willy

547
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 2: Wonka style all white room. It's pristine, where everyone's in uniform,

548
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 2: just going hi, Hi, would you like, would you like

549
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 2: some chocolate? And you're like, yes, it really is.

550
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 3: What are they doing to get their employees to be

551
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 3: so happy?

552
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 2: Everyone is? Everyone was over the moon except this woman

553
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 2: could not wait to box my chocolate.

554
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 3: Right. I've never been in a seas where I feel

555
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 3: like the employee seems put out.

556
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,439
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, where they're like, oh fine, right. Because there

557
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 2: was a moment where she put too many molasses bars.

558
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,639
Speaker 2: I was like, there's not enough room for Scotch mellows

559
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 2: in the box, and she was she was elated to

560
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 2: put them back.

561
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 3: She was like, you want a room?

562
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 2: I could probably fit two Scotch mellows in here. I

563
00:26:54,920 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 2: was like, Lauren, it's okay, you're doing great. So it

564
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 2: was I honestly, I thank you for the gift of

565
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 2: getting me back into a seas.

566
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 3: Of course, I'm willing to drive anybody there. And they're

567
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 3: not in every state or every city.

568
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 2: I think.

569
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 3: No, I feel like it's a kind of West coasty,

570
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 3: yeah thing, I feel like they're they're not on the

571
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 3: East Coast as much.

572
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 2: No, I don't feel like when I would go to

573
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,719
Speaker 2: like in the in my travels, I feel like i've

574
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 2: I really there's a there's one of the terminals that

575
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 2: I feel like I fly in way too much. I

576
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 2: think it's American. Is there's a seas candy right on

577
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 2: your left as you pass security.

578
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 3: Called the little Wagon.

579
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, little Wagon. But I I really, I don't

580
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 2: think I haven't seen seas candy. I don't nobody knows

581
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 2: of these butterscots blocks that they put. It's crazy. And

582
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 2: if you and you want to talk about Phillings, I'll

583
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 2: tell you try and bite that.

584
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 4: Give you all your exactly if you if you had

585
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 4: like that's one of the like in the movie when

586
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 4: the kid wants to remove it to like, that's what

587
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 4: you choose to do.

588
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 2: Soften one of those over like an open flame, just

589
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 2: smack it right onto the tooth and they just rip

590
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 2: it out.

591
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 3: That will just come out with a cluster of teeth

592
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 3: over it. This is horrifying.

593
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 2: It's like a tiny club.

594
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, not not great. So you went to the

595
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 3: Burbank Mall. From to the Burbank Mall, Yeah, I'm trying

596
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 3: to imagine. I don't think I've ever been to the

597
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 3: Burbank Mall.

598
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 2: It's because they're fourteen. So right, I'm show your picture

599
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,640
Speaker 2: of one of the many malls. This is the one

600
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 2: that's kind of in between the Burbank sixteen. Is on

601
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:31,959
Speaker 2: the it's like a bank theater, the big theater. Then

602
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 2: there's this little mall. It's not little, but there's a

603
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 2: mall in the middle that has like has like a

604
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 2: Seas and a Sears that's there. They have this abandoned Sears.

605
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 3: Oh I've seen that series, which I think was just

606
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 3: recently a Haunted Yes, exactly store.

607
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 2: So it's that Sears and then uh and then on

608
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 2: the other side is another movie theater that has a

609
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 2: Romans or is it a Romans, No Romanspaciden, Barnes and

610
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 2: Noble has a Barnes and Noble, So it's the whole

611
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 2: sam what in between? And each one of these malls

612
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 2: has an AMC movie theater.

613
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 3: That's where it gets confused. I think I've only ever

614
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 3: been to the Big One, but I'm always like, where

615
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 3: do I need?

616
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 2: Yes, I gave directions to two lovely older ladies who

617
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 2: are driving who are driving lost around the parking lot yesterday.

618
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 2: Well I was after I had left the C's. They

619
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 2: pulled up next to me and we're like, where is

620
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 2: the movie theater? And I had to be like, which one?

621
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 2: And they're like the Big one? And I got to go, okay,

622
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 2: so you're here. You're right near the AMC eight, which

623
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 2: maybe you put in the AMC six, but what you

624
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 2: need is the AMC sixteen.

625
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 3: Wait, there are three theaters.

626
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 2: Three theaters. There's one in the Burbank Mall, there's one

627
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 2: next to the Burbank Mall, and there's one across the

628
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 2: street from the this Burbank mall. They're all AMC, and

629
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 2: they're all AMC different. I don't know, it is likest.

630
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 2: What do we need to differentiate?

631
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 3: That is baffling.

632
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 2: It's crazy.

633
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 3: I didn't even know there was a third one.

634
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 2: I believe there should still be the AMC which is

635
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 2: in the which would have been one floor above me

636
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 2: at this while I was at the seas. Wow, you

637
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 2: go one more floor up, you get another AMC.

638
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 3: What that's really?

639
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 2: They all have different programming skin. I don't know. I

640
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 2: don't know what's going on.

641
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 3: But and is any of this connected to the worst

642
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 3: parking lot in America that has the ross dress for

643
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 3: less parking?

644
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 2: Uh?

645
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: It is?

646
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 2: It is No, We're across the street though. That's the

647
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 2: scariest parking lot. I me and my girlfriend were just

648
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 2: trying to see a movie there and I made the

649
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 2: mistake of driving in there, and never have I so

650
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 2: quickly gone. We fucked up. We have to get out

651
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 2: of here.

652
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 3: And then you think, oh, I can't because exactly it's

653
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 3: an endless weird thing.

654
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 2: I'm driving its circles. People are coming out of angle

655
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 2: from angles. They don't feel that part looked like it

656
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 2: was parked, but now it's driving forward and that was

657
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 2: a lane the whole time. It's a It's I don't

658
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 2: I don't feel safe in many burbank parking lots.

659
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,479
Speaker 3: And that parking lot in particular has so much reserved

660
00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 3: parking for Ross.

661
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 2: I cannot imagine.

662
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 3: Why does Ross need that much parking.

663
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 2: And they have a guard too, who's watching to make

664
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 2: sure that you walk. If you park there, you walk

665
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 2: directly into the Ross.

666
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 3: I feel like this must be like some thinking on

667
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 3: Ross's part to like make it look fancy or something.

668
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 2: It's like an arawon whether they like what's up? You know,

669
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 2: there's a there's a parking attendant the year. This is

670
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 2: a very Ross, exactly the best of the best. This

671
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 2: man's here because obviously they are normally Mercedes, Benz and

672
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 2: me and w It's another luxury cars parked out here

673
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 2: as people walk in. Just because they have a nice

674
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 2: car doesn't mean they don't like to dress for less.

675
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 2: Everyone loves to dress for less.

676
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 3: It feels almost like they should have a valet there. Oh,

677
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 3: they should to valet at a Ross.

678
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 2: That would I would? I would do that just to

679
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 2: say I.

680
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 3: Did it all the time? Would valet Exactly?

681
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? I pay sixteen dollars to valet at the Ross.

682
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 3: Ten times what I paid for this shirt.

683
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 2: Then I got this Valve serf shirt for two dollars

684
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 2: and eighty cents out of.

685
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 3: All of the discount clothing source. I do think Ross

686
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 3: is the low basement level. Yes, I'll go to a Burlington,

687
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 3: I'll go to a Marshall's. I'll go to a TJ Max.

688
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 3: Are there any other ones?

689
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 2: TJ Max? You got Marshals and TJ Max and Marshalls are.

690
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 3: My I know when I end up in a Ross

691
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 3: that something has gone exactly desperately wrong.

692
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 2: I feel like lots of rosses have like an underground

693
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 2: element to them. Yes, there's just something about the nature

694
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 2: of Ross that they're like, bury it beneath.

695
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 3: The subterranean exactly, just the mood there. It feels like

696
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 3: you're always about six miles beneath the crust of the earth.

697
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so well, I'm glad to talk to learn

698
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 3: about this third Burbank movie theater. Yes, I have to

699
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 3: get in there. Okay, so should I open this now?

700
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 2: You can have the second gift?

701
00:32:52,520 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 3: All right, let's get in here. Let's see reaching, reaching reaching. Okay, Wait,

702
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 3: I have what this is incredible It's a costume that

703
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 3: looks like Avatar. Yes, but I would love to know

704
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 3: what the what it actually is.

705
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,959
Speaker 2: I do think it's straight up avatar.

706
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 3: This is straight up creature.

707
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 2: It's not blue creature.

708
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 3: Is this what you were for Halloween?

709
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 2: No, this is not what I was for Halloween. Another

710
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 2: pro tip from my mom. You know that if you

711
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 2: go to a Halloween store the day after Halloween, everything

712
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 2: is dirt cheap. So I went and I spent much

713
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 2: too long wandering the aisles try. I was like, I

714
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 2: will do bridge of a favor. I'm gonna get I'm

715
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 2: gonna knock out his Halloween costume for next year. We're

716
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 2: just gonna have it. We're just gonna We're gonna bank it.

717
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 3: Incredible.

718
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna bank it. Oh that was I was like,

719
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 2: and I thought there was like a kind of fun

720
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 2: uh in the gift, being like a look, it's a

721
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 2: little app post Halloween situation. So we got a little candy,

722
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 2: and we've got a little but none of it is

723
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 2: from Halloween. It's all boughtsifically the day after h so

724
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 2: candy and a costume for next year that was fifty This.

725
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 3: Isn't This is incredible because now I kind of have

726
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 3: no choice but to be this for ext Halloween.

727
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,919
Speaker 2: Also, by oh, I spent a lot of time trying

728
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 2: to I one, I don't know when the last time

729
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,359
Speaker 2: you were in a Halloween store was costumes are incredible?

730
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 3: What's happening there?

731
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 2: There's just everything like I you know this is obviously

732
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 2: from the Avatar movie, but there was one. I think

733
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 2: that the really incredible thing was the things you can

734
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 2: be for Halloween that you don't have to make up

735
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 2: yourself like there like there was cryptocurrency. There was that milk,

736
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 2: like just a piece of like the crypto symbol that

737
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 2: you hang over yourself and it's just like, who is

738
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 2: who is this four? There was cryptocurrency one. Another one

739
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 2: of my favorites was sky Blue from LMFAO. You could

740
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 2: be the like least the less famous guy from years.

741
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 2: They had multiple sky Blue a lot. There was a

742
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 2: costume called the Noble Savage that you I'll let your

743
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 2: mind run wild with that. It's really out of control.

744
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 2: At Halloween City.

745
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 3: At Burbank and no, was this the one in the series.

746
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 2: This is the one in the series. So I went

747
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 2: down from the season can wandered into the Halloween City,

748
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 2: got legitimately scared by several of the of the props

749
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 2: in the like lawn props, and then spent about a

750
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 2: half hour wandering up and down the men's costume mile

751
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 2: trying to pick something out.

752
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 3: Now, have they taken over the entire series, I don't believe.

753
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 2: So it seems to just be this like map. I

754
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,240
Speaker 2: know that this years before had a downstairs area because

755
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:38,760
Speaker 2: I think one time when I was looking for pants,

756
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 2: I was walking around the steers and I remember taking

757
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 2: an escalator down and I arrived in an area that

758
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 2: was mostly empty, and it clearly like the series had

759
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 2: started up, had started selling like flea market space, because

760
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 2: there was like an independent rug seller in the basement

761
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 2: of the series, and I was like, this is not

762
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 2: going well. So I think they maybe have just taken

763
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 2: over the main floor. The number the just the the

764
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 2: right next to the World Market. I'm really giving I'm painting.

765
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:08,879
Speaker 3: A map of the gorgeous we are all there right now.

766
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 2: But yes, it's just the main floor of the series.

767
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 3: Because I do love an abandoned seeries. I've talked about

768
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 3: this on the podcast before, and I keep talking about

769
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 3: it in the hopes that someone will take me into

770
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 3: the giant abandoned Seers on Santa Monica. I believe that

771
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 3: it is a fortress. Oh, I'm hoping the mayor will

772
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 3: eventually listen to the podcast Karen reach out and let

773
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 3: me go into that thing.

774
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 2: Yes, just give you the keys.

775
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 3: Yes, just let me wander it. From it, I'll probably,

776
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 3: you know, probably have to put on a hazmat suit

777
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 3: or like one of those suits from what was the

778
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 3: Alien Parole or the Alien prequel Prometheus. Yes, I'm imagining

779
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 3: myself in one of those costumes, wandering through a series

780
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 3: that's truly all I want in the world. And it

781
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 3: can't be that hard to get me in there.

782
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 2: No, it can't be.

783
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 3: Who's in charge there.

784
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 2: Somebody there has to We can definitely find a like

785
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 2: whoever owns the building? Who could be like who could

786
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 2: give you forty five five minutes walk up and down

787
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,439
Speaker 2: a bunch of dusty escalators. I'm sure there's a few

788
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 2: like remnants. There's got to be a few like ruins

789
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 2: in this series that are just like a rack of

790
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 2: men's fleece coats.

791
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 3: Eaten by moths. Yes, oh, I bet the atmosphere in

792
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:19,760
Speaker 3: there is credible.

793
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, your ideas, Prometheus is perfect. There's just like little

794
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 2: dust particles everywhere. It's like Blach cameras.

795
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, so That's why I do appreciate a Halloween store

796
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 3: for like kind of allowing you to go into these

797
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 3: sort of give you a sense what were you for

798
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 3: Halloween this year?

799
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 2: I was a seasonal. I was just I didn't do

800
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 2: anything particular. I was just like, I wore an orange

801
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 2: sweater and a black deadim jacket.

802
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 3: That's kind of nice.

803
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 2: That's I feel like that's I'm not a big Halloween person,

804
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 2: but I don't. I'm not. I don't like to I'm

805
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 2: not like anti Halloween. I don't dislike Halloween. I just don't.

806
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 2: I'm not a big costume guy.

807
00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 3: Well it's because it's a giant hassle.

808
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And it's hard and I have a hard

809
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 2: I feel like I finding this stuff in the road.

810
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 2: It's hard enough for me to buy clothes that I

811
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 2: could just wear and that I like. So the idea

812
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 2: that that I'm finding clothes for one day, that is

813
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 2: a thing that I if I do it right, my

814
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 2: reward is that other people look at me and go,

815
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 2: I think you're I think you're Smoky the bear, and

816
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 2: I go, oh, thank god, thank god, this wasn't a

817
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 2: huge waste of time. I just don't it doesn't compute

818
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 2: for me. I love Autumn, I love fall, but I

819
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 2: don't go hard on Halloween.

820
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 3: Right. I can never tell if I'll be in the

821
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 3: Halloween mood or not. I mean, I can basically tell

822
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 3: this point I probably won't be, but some years it

823
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,879
Speaker 3: will really hit me and I'll be like, I want

824
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 3: to be involved with this in every possible way, but

825
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 3: there's no telling until about four days before. That's it,

826
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,760
Speaker 3: and that's what becomes difficult.

827
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 2: Well, hey, now, now now you're ready to stress.

828
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 3: That has been just lifted off of my should I

829
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 3: could the next year of my life. I'm gonna be

830
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 3: flying exactly.

831
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 2: This is it. You You have already got October thirty first,

832
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,479
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four in the bag. It's done.

833
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 3: I am gonna be performing at a level that I

834
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 3: have never thought about, that no one has ever seen there.

835
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 3: It is incredible.

836
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 2: This is a Turkey moment in the podcast. Just watch Skyrocket.

837
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 2: By next March, Barack Obama will.

838
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 3: Be on here. You know, if Joe Rogan and I'm

839
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 3: also gonna take a hard turn, right, it's gonna be

840
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 3: It's gonna be rough, but it's also gonna be very good.

841
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 2: For stick with it. Guys, everyone out there listening, stick

842
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 2: with it, Move with me to Austin. Were you something this?

843
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 2: Did you get dressed up this year?

844
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 3: I was, I mean, and of course it was a

845
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 3: day of planning. I was a mechanic experimenting with bangs.

846
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 2: Oh so it was.

847
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 3: I had a my boyfriend has a mechanic suit, and

848
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 3: then I had bangs, which were a gift from a

849
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 3: former guest on this podcast, and tran which God blessed

850
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 3: because it came together in a beautiful way.

851
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 2: Incredible.

852
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 3: I put that on and I hate, I hate to

853
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 3: say it. It was a hit.

854
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 2: I'm sure you know you don't.

855
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,439
Speaker 3: A costume you have to explain is very risky. Yes,

856
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 3: and so when I had to start explaining this, there

857
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 3: was the fear. But every person loved it and it

858
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 3: was so easy.

859
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 2: And I think that's just a fun that's a fun

860
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 2: mashup of two. I think that is the way the

861
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 2: best costumes live, which is why I'm just too lazy.

862
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 2: It's like, it is that kind of like to bring

863
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 2: the classic costume of mechanic mechanic, but bring in this

864
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 2: fun modern twist that is experimented with bangs.

865
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it worked out pretty well, and it was

866
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 3: so easy. I was comfortable a mechanic. What is that coveralls?

867
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,760
Speaker 3: Thank you very contray.

868
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 2: People love wearing coverall.

869
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,439
Speaker 3: Oh, they love a cover all. I mean I thought

870
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 3: about while it's right, It's like maybe I just need

871
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 3: the cover all. Yeah, probably won't do it, but you

872
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 3: thought about it, thought about it. That's more than I

873
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 3: did before. So that's what I was this Halloween. And

874
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 3: I only went out for Halloween one night and that

875
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,320
Speaker 3: was plenty. Yes, this, I mean Halloween this year was

876
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 3: on a Tuesday, and so Halloween was essentially fourteen weeks long. Yes,

877
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 3: it started on the Friday before, then Saturday and Sunday.

878
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 2: When people were telling me they went out on Tuesday,

879
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 2: I was like, how like.

880
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 4: That?

881
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 2: Also, like I had a friend and go Yeah, last night,

882
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 2: I went pretty hard, and I was kind of like,

883
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 2: what it was Tuesday? Wait, it was a workday.

884
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 3: What event could you have done hard? Atlete?

885
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 2: There were other people who wanted to go hard with you?

886
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 2: You found them, but yeah, no, no, no, Yeah.

887
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 3: I went out with a few friends to dinner, just

888
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 3: a non Halloween thing, but then we ended up going

889
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 3: next door to a Have you been to the bar

890
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 3: Ruby Fruit?

891
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 2: No?

892
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 3: Lesbian bar in Silver Lake, which was having a costume competition.

893
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,919
Speaker 3: Was none of this was planned, but then I ended

894
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 3: up kind of. I wasn't planning on staying for the

895
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 3: whole thing, but when when the competition begins, you're you're

896
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 3: not leaving, You're stuck. People are parading past you.

897
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 2: Did you enter?

898
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't dressed up. If I had been in

899
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 3: the costume, I would have blown everybody around.

900
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,760
Speaker 2: Of course, banks that's the first prize costume.

901
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 3: But I did get to see some pretty impressive costumes

902
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 3: and so that it was like a nice little hint

903
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 3: of Halloween didn't require anything of me. And then I

904
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 3: got to go home and I did watch something called

905
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 3: the Enfield poulter Geist. Have you seen this documentary?

906
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 1: No?

907
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,720
Speaker 3: I haven't been actually scared of anything like any haunted

908
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 3: type thing in a very long stit.

909
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 2: And this is a documentary.

910
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:40,839
Speaker 3: This is a documentary. There was a poulter Geist situation

911
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 3: in England in the seventies and this guy, I don't

912
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 3: know what sort of person he was, he was a

913
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 3: guy ended up document or recording hours and hours of

914
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 3: audio of this and they used the audio in this documentary.

915
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 3: But they and this is a risky choice. It's something

916
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 3: kind of have to get used to. They have the

917
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 3: actor's lip sync all of the audio, and it's like

918
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 3: kind of which sounds terrible, so.

919
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 2: Kind of like a recreation situation where we're playing we're

920
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 2: listening the seventies audio while like an actor from Central

921
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 2: Casting is going like my, my, the demons inside of me,

922
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 2: Like yeah, okay, and.

923
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 3: It after it clicks, it basically works okay because the

924
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 3: audio is horrifying. It's actually very scary. Okay, And I'm

925
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 3: watching this at eleven o'clock at night, I'm home alone,

926
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 3: texting friends. I'm I'm spooked as hell. Yes, if it's

927
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 3: actually kind of creepy, so that it was a decent Halloween.

928
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 2: That's I like I was. My girlfriend was a big

929
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 2: fan of getting a little bit of spooky in there,

930
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 2: which I do think is the fun part of Halloween.

931
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 2: You can do at home by yourself, which is my

932
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 2: favorite part. It's like, which part requires no one else

933
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 2: and it's just me and my loved ones getting scared together. Right.

934
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 2: I do love a haunted house, or like I love

935
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 2: a house, but I didn't have the energy for it

936
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 2: this year. But normally I'm a big haunted hay ride.

937
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 3: Oh right right. Somebody had recommended some others haunted theater

938
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 3: thing to me this year, and I promised her I

939
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 3: would go, and then I'm a liar. It didn't go,

940
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 3: but it seemed like something that would have been a

941
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 3: nice creepy time. Yeah, but yeah, that's the sort of

942
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 3: thing that I want out of Halloween. It's just a

943
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,280
Speaker 3: chill down my spine exactly.

944
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 2: Yes, I find it very distressing. I feel like everything

945
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:33,240
Speaker 2: that is present, oh disappears as I like, I wonder

946
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 2: if I'm going to be ripped from this universe by

947
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 2: an otherworldly spirit. There's something it's nice to replace my

948
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 2: today stress was something deeper and truer that kind of

949
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 2: keeps me up at night.

950
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 3: Right, that feels so so good. I mean, I want

951
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 3: to go back to this avatar costume for just one

952
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 3: moment because the photo on it, just to describe to

953
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 3: the listener, it is an avatar guy or gal I

954
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 3: don't know, but they're wearing what is essentially like prison clothing.

955
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 3: Is that does that happen in the movie?

956
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 2: You know, it's funny, I said a bigure of bit.

957
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 2: She was like, what did you get? Bridger and I

958
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 2: sent this picture and she was like, which part of

959
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 2: the movie is that.

960
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,240
Speaker 3: It's like they're just in the convict.

961
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 2: Which also at the Halloween City thousands of convict costa.

962
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 2: There is nothing more popular than being an inmate or

963
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 2: Michael Myers, it would seem, according to Halloween City. But yes,

964
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 2: I have no idea there is. I think this is

965
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 2: meant to be Jack Sully or Jake Suley.

966
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 3: Uh.

967
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 2: And I don't actually know what part of the movie

968
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 2: this is from. I feel like this maybe happens in

969
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 2: the first one, Like there's a moment where he's wearing

970
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,800
Speaker 2: like this is him and this is meant to be

971
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 2: playing clothes. But it looks so prisony.

972
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it literally just like a tan shirt and tank.

973
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 3: I mean not even It's like it's just literally prisones.

974
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 2: It's pretty. So they have taken prison clothes and added

975
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 2: fun forearm gauntlets and a mask and are like they

976
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,919
Speaker 2: did put a tail on the pants is a tail

977
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 2: on the interest. So they took a prison costume, put

978
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 2: a navvy tail and gave you some fun arm bracers

979
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 2: and a mask. And look at that prison has cubbed

980
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 2: to Pandora.

981
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 3: I wonder if This was like a situation for the

982
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 3: company where they were like, we can't afford all blue

983
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 3: spandex so what something else we could do? Yes, well,

984
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 3: we've got all these prison costumes left over.

985
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, slapped some tails on them and boom oh.

986
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 3: And so ultimately, what this means for me is this

987
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 3: is a costume for next year. Yes, the year after that,

988
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 3: I'm a prisoner.

989
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 2: Exactly. You take rip the tail off, leave the mask off,

990
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 2: and boom prisoner.

991
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,399
Speaker 3: I mean two years of life have been planned for mare.

992
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,919
Speaker 3: It is what an absolute gift and it's an extra

993
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 3: large which is incredible.

994
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, if you need it tailored, you

995
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,959
Speaker 2: let me know. We can include that in the gift.

996
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 3: Do you want to take this to a tailor? Bad?

997
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 2: Can you take this in on this side, take the

998
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 2: legs just a little bit more. I want to be comfortable,

999
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 2: but fitted, but hippie.

1000
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:15,439
Speaker 3: Interesting. Uh No, I'm very excited about this. I saw

1001
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 3: the first half of this movie earlier this year in

1002
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 3: theaters with my new movie policy is of if it's

1003
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 3: over three hours long, I only see an hour and

1004
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 3: a half. Really new new policy for me. It's something

1005
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 3: I'm recommending to everybody.

1006
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 2: Did you see it? Did you see Killers? Did you

1007
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 2: watch an hour and a half of Killers in the flower?

1008
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 3: This is the one movie I made the exception for Marty.

1009
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 3: You've got when Marty, you know, it's a treat. He's

1010
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 3: one of our great great masters of cinema. I'm going

1011
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 3: to sit through his movies.

1012
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 2: Yes, but for others, if it's three hours, you only

1013
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 2: do an hour and a half.

1014
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 3: I'm out at an hour and a half. And if

1015
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 3: I if I like that enough, I'll go back for

1016
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 3: the last half, like another time, Another time. Wow, I

1017
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 3: take a long intermission, maybe weeks long intermission.

1018
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 2: Powerful, it feels incredible. Now, what have there been movies

1019
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 2: that you came back for the second half?

1020
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 3: Not yet? So and there have been a lot of

1021
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 3: three hour movies this year, shockingly.

1022
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1023
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 3: So when I get to that movie that demands I

1024
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 3: come back for the last half, it's gonna be It's

1025
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 3: gonna be interesting because I guess it's not that good

1026
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 3: of a movie. Yes, that just kept me can out.

1027
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 2: Let's be clear, you walked out, but you went all

1028
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 2: you slept on it, and you said I'd be interested

1029
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 2: in how that all got to wrapped.

1030
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 3: I need to wrap this up. Yeah. So I do

1031
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 3: not know how the last half of the Way of

1032
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 3: Water goes, but it doesn't matter. I imagine that the

1033
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:43,839
Speaker 3: Aliens do something.

1034
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 2: It goes exactly the way you think from the first

1035
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 2: ten minutes. How you think the rest of the movie

1036
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 2: goes is exactly as as you expect it was, you.

1037
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 3: Know, Yeah, it was just like I know. Even going in,

1038
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 3: I was like, I know what this experience is going

1039
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 3: to be. But everyone's talking about it, of course, so

1040
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 3: I have to have at least seen part of it.

1041
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 2: That's you just need to.

1042
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 1: I like that.

1043
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 2: I really love this mentality because you're right. There's so

1044
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:09,320
Speaker 2: many things I watch just so that when I go

1045
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 2: to a bar, I'm not the person going, wait, what happened? Okay, wait,

1046
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 2: so wait so those two are brothers? Okay, hold on,

1047
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna read it. I'm gonna read it on Wikipedia,

1048
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 2: and then I'll join the conversation in fifteen minutes. It's like,

1049
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 2: you watch it just so you can be a part

1050
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 2: of it. But yeah, you're right, just.

1051
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 3: Watch enough an hour and a half as plenty.

1052
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 2: You'll get all the exposition you need. Yes, Yeah, and

1053
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 2: if somebody brings up something exciting, then that's just you

1054
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,240
Speaker 2: can tell me that part, right, I know the basic premise.

1055
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 3: Well, I can just lie my way through it and

1056
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 3: be like, oh, I can kind of remember that part.

1057
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 2: Ye, yes, that happened. That happened.

1058
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 3: But I'm obviously a dedicated fan of the franchise for Halloween,

1059
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 3: this is ideal. Yeah, oh boy, Well, I think it's

1060
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 3: time to play a game. Oh I'd love to on

1061
00:49:54,920 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 3: a lease. Gifter A curse on a Lease's keeping me

1062
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 3: a professional? The mouth the words to me, I didn't remember.

1063
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 3: Let's be honest, we have two different games, and I'm

1064
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 3: trying to be better. Other gift called Gift Master.

1065
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 2: That's you know. In all the episodes I listened to,

1066
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 2: I don't think I ever heard anyone play Gift Master.

1067
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:15,879
Speaker 3: Should we play?

1068
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 2: I mean too, we don't have It's your show is

1069
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 2: a pretty short game. It's just it was interesting for

1070
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 2: you to go there too. And I was looking thinking

1071
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 2: back on the episodes I listened to. I was like,

1072
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 2: did I hear I never heard anything that wasn't gift

1073
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 2: or a curse.

1074
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 3: Let's play Gift Master first and see how much time

1075
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 3: it takes. Okay, okay, I need a number between one

1076
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 3: and ten from you six, Okay, I need to do

1077
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 3: some like calculat okay to get her game pieces. You

1078
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 3: can recommend, promote, do whatever you want right now.

1079
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 2: I'll be right. Hey guys, it's me Lou. If you're

1080
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 2: a fan of dungeons and Dragons or fantasy fiction in general,

1081
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 2: I have a podcast called Worlds Beyond Number where we

1082
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 2: use dungeons and dragons to tell a fantasy story together,

1083
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 2: but do the masterful editing of my friend Taylor More.

1084
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 2: It kind of ends up being more story oriented versus

1085
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 2: maybe some of the other D and D based formats

1086
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 2: you've maybe seen before. So feel free to check it out.

1087
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 2: It's me, my friend Brendan Lee Mulligan, my friend Eric,

1088
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 2: my friend Abria Irongar, all telling a wonderful story entitled

1089
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 2: The Wizard, the Witch, and the wild One. So check

1090
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,760
Speaker 2: us out Worlds Beyond Number.

1091
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 3: Beautiful.

1092
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 2: There it is.

1093
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,240
Speaker 3: That's such a well structured piece of promotion.

1094
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, just a nice clean elevator the information there.

1095
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 3: Wow, people should take a lesson from you.

1096
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 2: There it is.

1097
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 3: This is how we play gift Master. I'm gonna name

1098
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 3: three gifts.

1099
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 2: I feel slightly bad that I bullied my way into

1100
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 2: gift Master. But I just want to like what I like.

1101
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 3: When a guest has you know, throws things in a

1102
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 3: different and you know it. We've got to stay on

1103
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 3: our toes, of course. And I like this game. Let's

1104
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 3: be honest. You can actually there's a home game version

1105
00:51:58,560 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 3: of this. This is a good time. I was told

1106
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 3: I should promote things, promote the merchandise.

1107
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 2: Well you have you have a you can play gift

1108
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 2: Master at home. At home.

1109
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,280
Speaker 3: It's a card game. Wow. And I got the email

1110
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 3: yesterday on aalast. I'm gonna look at you. It's exactly right.

1111
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 3: Store dot Com on a least is gonna double check

1112
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 3: this because you know, again not great at this, but yeah,

1113
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 3: I mean, wow, now look at you. You've turned me

1114
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 3: into a disgusting promotion person whatever, but the network will

1115
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 3: be so happy with me.

1116
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 2: Yes, on a least.

1117
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 3: Does that feel right? Wow? I think that's the first

1118
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 3: time ever on this podcast that I've been able to

1119
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 3: accurately tell people where to go on the issue. You

1120
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 3: want to know?

1121
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 2: Why is because you know exactly what you're gonna be

1122
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:37,240
Speaker 2: for Halloween next year. Yeah, that's.

1123
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:43,439
Speaker 3: It's paying off already. Okay, this is how we play

1124
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you three gifts, three things you can

1125
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 3: give away. And then I'm gonna tell you three celebrities

1126
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 3: which and you're gonna tell me which celebrity you'll give

1127
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 3: which gift. And hey, all right, does that make perfect sense?

1128
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: Yes?

1129
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 2: I like this game. Okay.

1130
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 3: These are the three gifts. Number one is a dozen eggs. Okay,

1131
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 3: so that's a good big prices are all over the charts,

1132
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 3: so that's a good gift. Number two is a trip

1133
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 3: fifty years into the future, which is a very good gift.

1134
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 3: And number three is mountains of debt, Mountains of debt. Yes, okay,

1135
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 3: so they will be in mountains of debt. And these

1136
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 3: are the three people. Number one Christoph Waltz. Yes, you

1137
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 3: love Christoph. Number two Ellen Barkin, Okay, I love Ellen.

1138
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,919
Speaker 3: Number three is Billy Gilman. Do you have any idea

1139
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 3: who that is?

1140
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna need both Ellen Barkin just I'm

1141
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 2: sure I know who they are. But will you place

1142
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,800
Speaker 2: them in the cultural zeitgeist for me?

1143
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:38,359
Speaker 3: Okay? Ellen Barkin is an actor. What's Ellen's biggest role?

1144
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 3: Would you say? On Elise, Oh God, now you've got me.

1145
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 3: Of course, she's you know, she's been doing movies for ages.

1146
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I oh gosh, she loves to sneer at people.

1147
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got a real sneer. Ye.

1148
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,359
Speaker 2: There's definitely a movie that I feel like I watched

1149
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 2: as a young man where she's a she's some kind

1150
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 2: of villain and it's incredible.

1151
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got She's got I would say, a darkness

1152
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 3: that she is able to access.

1153
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:07,839
Speaker 2: Yes.

1154
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 3: Billy Gilman had a hit single in probably nineteen ninety eight.

1155
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:15,479
Speaker 3: He was like a boy country singer and I feel

1156
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 3: like he sang a song about someone with a gun.

1157
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,919
Speaker 2: Wow. Billy Gilman, he was one one boy.

1158
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 3: He was one of these like, uh, you know when

1159
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 3: parents get on board with like a celebrity.

1160
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, I really like that Billy Gilly gilt Yes.

1161
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 3: We don't know where he is now, Okay, but now

1162
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 3: you have to deal with him.

1163
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:41,399
Speaker 2: Great, Okay, here it is. Here's where I'm giving gift

1164
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 2: one eggs, gift to a trip fifty years in the future,

1165
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 2: and gift three mountains of dead. I'm going to give

1166
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 2: the eggs to Billy Gilman. Okay, why well, you know

1167
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 2: I here's what I'm gonna say. Billy Gilbert was huge

1168
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 2: in the nineties. Our parents loved him. I don't know

1169
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 2: where he's at right now. I don't know how he's doing.

1170
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:07,839
Speaker 2: I haven't heard about Billy Gilman in a minute.

1171
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 3: Now.

1172
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 2: That doesn't mean Billy Gilman's not out here thrife, okay,

1173
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 2: but I just I don't want to put any I

1174
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 2: feel like for me, Billy is very I'm very concerned

1175
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 2: with Billy's now, and I want to make today a

1176
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 2: very special day for Billy. And so I come up

1177
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:27,360
Speaker 2: to Billy. I say, Billy, it's been a minute I know,

1178
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 2: or actually it's been a whole lot of minutes. We've

1179
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 2: never met before. But I'll tell you. I don't know

1180
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 2: what today and tomorrow are like for you, but I'll

1181
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 2: tell you what I want you to have for breakfast, lunch,

1182
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,800
Speaker 2: or maybe dinner if you're feeling frisky. And it's a

1183
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,240
Speaker 2: fried scrambled poached.

1184
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 3: Boiled as I'm glad you said poached.

1185
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 2: It's Hey, I know Billy, Billy, I don't know. Hey,

1186
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:48,919
Speaker 2: I've never met Billy. I don't know how he takes

1187
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 2: his eggs.

1188
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 3: All right, I'm open he might be poaching.

1189
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:54,479
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna give I'm gonna get Billy, those eggs

1190
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 2: beautiful and say I want today, I want.

1191
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 3: This week to be great for you, protein packed.

1192
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 2: For Christoph Waltz, I'm giving him the trip fifty years

1193
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 2: in the future. You know, I think that he's his

1194
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 2: now is incredible. This guy's in movies left and right.

1195
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 2: He's doing really well. I think that he I think

1196
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,760
Speaker 2: there's I think there's something. He plays a lot of villains,

1197
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 2: and I think maybe if we put something on the

1198
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 2: horizon for Christoph, he said, Christoph, Christoph, I know it's

1199
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 2: been a minute. We haven't met, so it's been a

1200
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 2: whole lot of minutes. But it's good to see you.

1201
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:33,400
Speaker 2: You you're playing you play mean men, but maybe you

1202
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 2: wouldn't be so mean if on the horizon, if out

1203
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 2: in the distance you knew there was joy and you

1204
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,279
Speaker 2: just had to have fifty you could be You could

1205
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 2: have fifty years of mean, fifty years and nice. No

1206
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 2: matter what, there's something great coming for you, and it's

1207
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:50,399
Speaker 2: a trip. I'm giving him a trip in fifty years time.

1208
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 3: I mean I could also kind of see him as

1209
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 3: kind of like an evil emperor in a future dystopia. Oh,

1210
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 3: very easily. Yes, if he hasn't played that already.

1211
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a well in which he goes on

1212
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:04,400
Speaker 2: this vacation and takes over, you know, just kind of

1213
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 2: stays there and rules.

1214
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:06,399
Speaker 1: Right.

1215
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 2: But even then, let's put that fifty years off in

1216
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,479
Speaker 2: the future. If that's the case, Let's give those people

1217
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:15,240
Speaker 2: fifty years to prepare the battlements. But when Christoph Waltz

1218
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 2: enters and attempts to manipulate his way to the top.

1219
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 3: Imagine getting to twenty seventy three and Christoph Waltz is

1220
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 3: ruling the planet.

1221
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 2: Like, what's up? I mean, it would eats. It's fitting

1222
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 2: for him, which is because he's both a nice and scary.

1223
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 3: S IoT smile that could go in any direction.

1224
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 2: Yes, I really got to give it up to him.

1225
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 2: And then for Ellen Barkin, I hate to do it.

1226
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give Ellen mountains of debt. I think she

1227
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 2: was you know, I you know, I had to. She

1228
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 2: had to be placed for me in my head where

1229
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,920
Speaker 2: she is in the cultural zeitgeist. But I can say

1230
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 2: this for sure. She is a villain in my mind,

1231
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 2: and villains deserve whoa.

1232
00:57:56,520 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 3: You gotta put a barrier between her and the do

1233
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,959
Speaker 3: gooders exactly. She's gonna have something else to worry.

1234
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 2: He's gonna have something else to work through because I now,

1235
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 2: of course, is there a world in which this makes

1236
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 2: her an even more villainous person, interest sneers more people.

1237
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 2: Who knows. Maybe it's motivation for her next role. But

1238
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 2: Ellen's getting mountains of debt.

1239
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 3: She has maxed out her credit card. Wow, beautifully played,

1240
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 3: there it is, and you came in here. We're trying

1241
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,840
Speaker 3: to play the other game and you played this game perfectly.

1242
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.

1243
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think we even need to play

1244
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 3: another game.

1245
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 2: What do you think?

1246
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 3: Only's analis is screaming.

1247
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 2: No screaming. Thank god, there's this soundproofing between us.

1248
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 3: Okay, it's time for the final segment of the podcast. Yes,

1249
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 3: it's called I said no emails people right into I

1250
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 3: said no gifts at gmail dot com. They're desperate for answers.

1251
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 3: They need answers to questions in their lives, and you know,

1252
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 3: I do my best. Of course, I'm going to drag

1253
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 3: the guests into it. Would you help me answer a question?

1254
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 2: Happily? But one?

1255
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, this says dear Bridger and guest. I

1256
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 3: am writing in for my cousin. Oh interesting, Oh, cousin

1257
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 3: doesn't like the podcast. Apparently she has a best friend

1258
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 3: who is an identical twin, and her friend's birthday is

1259
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 3: coming up. My cousin is going to give her a gift,

1260
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:21,440
Speaker 3: but the question is this feels like one of those

1261
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 3: math problems, like it did that, but did this and

1262
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 3: then you have to like a little. It's like an

1263
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 3: sat thing exactly.

1264
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 2: Immediately I started being like, wait, who is asking the

1265
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 2: question and who is receiving? It feels like that is

1266
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 2: going to be the multiple choices, like, please list who

1267
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 2: is receiving the gift and who is asking the question?

1268
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,920
Speaker 3: And who was on the train and it wasn't he.

1269
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 3: Let's see, my cousin is going to give her a gift,

1270
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 3: But the question is should my cousin give a gift

1271
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 3: to each of them WHOA or should she just give

1272
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 3: a gift to the twin who she's friends with. From

1273
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 3: Margo and Baltimore.

1274
00:59:56,600 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 2: Okay, so Margo is leaving Baltimore at seven forty five

1275
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 2: am on her way to give a gift to her

1276
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 2: cousin's identical twin friend.

1277
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 3: Jason has a mustache. M Okay, clear, this is my mind.

1278
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 3: The cousin hates the podcast, they left a one star review.

1279
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 3: Margo wrote in because the cousin still needs help. Yes,

1280
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 3: the cousin has friends who are twins. Okay, the twins

1281
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 3: are having a birthday on the same day as they.

1282
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 2: Usually as twins often do.

1283
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 3: But the cousin only likes one of the twins. Should

1284
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 3: the twin give the friend a gift or both of

1285
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 3: them a gift?

1286
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 2: And why that is an I find that is a

1287
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:44,920
Speaker 2: bit of a conundrum. And if I'm being my most honest,

1288
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 2: I would love to know their ages, Like there's something

1289
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 2: interesting ages for me, Like if these if everyone is nineteen,

1290
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 2: everyone gets I would give gifts to everybody, and I

1291
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 2: would just make them bad gifts. I'd be like, I

1292
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 2: got you both up like a book from Roman's from

1293
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 2: the like nobody else has Romans. Romans is a thing

1294
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 2: that only exists in Pacedena, but it is the quintessential bookstore.

1295
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 2: I would get you like a used book from Barnes

1296
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 2: and Noble.

1297
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 3: But if they're older, let's assume eighty three.

1298
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 2: Assume eighty three and they're sharing a party.

1299
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 3: They're sharing a party. Uh, he doesn't even say I

1300
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 3: mean Margo despite this bizarre question, and has not given

1301
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 3: us the birthday party detail.

1302
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 2: I you know, I exactly Hey, well, you know, in

1303
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 2: my dream version, me and Margot get on the phone.

1304
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,880
Speaker 2: We talked this out for an hour and a half

1305
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 2: and I get to the bottom of it. But for

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01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 2: the podcast, I think I'm gonna be I'm gonna I'm

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01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 2: gonna be that guy. I'm only getting a gift for

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01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 2: the twin.

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01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 3: I like interesting, right, I think that they're if.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's eighty three, we're adults. I don't I don't know you.

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01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:53,240
Speaker 2: I guess maybe you pick up a like a fifth

1312
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 2: of Jamison or like, you know, just like I like,

1313
01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 2: or something from uh the you know, speaking, You head

1314
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 2: down you Valet park at the Ross, You go to

1315
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 2: the checkout la Online, and you get one of those

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01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 2: cookbooks by Hello squirrel.

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01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 3: Girl is trying to enter the podcast.

1318
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 2: You get one of those cookbooks by John Legend's wife

1319
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 2: whose name I can't remember right now, Chris Chrissy Tagant,

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01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 2: and you give that. You give like a real, like

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01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:24,439
Speaker 2: like thoughtless gift to the You put zero energy into

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01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 2: the twin. You don't like if you feel so compelled

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01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 2: to give them a gift, but you know earnestly and Honestly,

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01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 2: I think gifts should be thoughtful, and I think you

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01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 2: have this opportunity to give a thoughtful gift to somebody

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01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 2: you actually care about. Don't water it down and waste

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01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 2: your time spending energy trying to create a gift for

1328
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 2: a person you don't know do care about exactly.

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Speaker 3: You could liver die for all you can exactly.

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01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:49,640
Speaker 2: So I don't know. That gift could be in the

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01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 2: will coming back to you the next day, and would

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01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:53,000
Speaker 2: you want that.

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01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 3: They're both eighty three exactly. Well, they're probably trying to

1334
01:02:58,680 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 3: kill each other.

1335
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,920
Speaker 2: You know, someone's getting poisoned at this party, at.

1336
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 3: This double birthday. I think that that's a decent idea.

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01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think.

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01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 3: I mean, you obviously are a thoughtful gift giver. I

1339
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 3: mean the only other strategy I can think of right

1340
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 3: now is Margo gives the twin a better gift, which

1341
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:19,920
Speaker 3: the friend becomes jealous of and is now thinking, does

1342
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 3: Margo love me anymore? Now the twin is working harder

1343
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 3: than ever to be a friend. Ah.

1344
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 2: There it is a little entrapment situation.

1345
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 3: And also the twin is now becoming friends with Margo. Yes,

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01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 3: so we've got not only do we have a new friend.

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01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 3: We have an dear old friend who is putting in

1348
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 3: the work again. Yes, they are desperate, they're sweating, They're thinking, Margo,

1349
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 3: do you love me? Yes? It's like a you know,

1350
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 3: a marriage renewed.

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01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, who needs a friend? You could have

1352
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:52,440
Speaker 2: someone who seeks to serve you, who's just hoping that

1353
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 2: every moment everything they do, you smile for them. You know,

1354
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,760
Speaker 2: they're like, should we go out to Applebee's? And you

1355
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 2: kind of keep tight lip and they're like, I'm sorry,

1356
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:04,920
Speaker 2: that was stupid. I shouldn't have said Applebee's. I hate Applebee's.

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01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 2: You know, you just kind of really flip the dynamic

1358
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 2: on its head.

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01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:09,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 3: I think that, uh, you know, mine's a better idea.

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01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 2: I agree.

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01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,720
Speaker 3: I think now that we've now we've really talked it,

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01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,040
Speaker 3: I think that that might be the way Margot the

1364
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:22,000
Speaker 3: direction Margo needs to take at this eighty is it

1365
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 3: the eighty third or eighty fourth birthday?

1366
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:24,720
Speaker 2: We don't don't know.

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01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 3: We don't know. We hope that the twins are still alive, yes,

1368
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 3: or at least one of them. But I think we

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01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 3: answered it perfectly.

1370
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 2: I think I think Margo is going to take that

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01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,840
Speaker 2: to her cousin who hates her, their cousin who hates

1372
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:40,960
Speaker 2: the podcast, and figure it all out. I think they've

1373
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:42,000
Speaker 2: I think we've cracked it.

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01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, this cousin has been waiting. Yes, Margo, what do

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01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:48,600
Speaker 4: you have for me? It's like a full businessman. They're

1376
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:52,480
Speaker 4: behind like a giant desk. Margo comes in, fligs a file.

1377
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 4: I consult it the best boss. Here's what he said.

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01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 3: I imagine while Margot was typing this email, the cousin

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01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,600
Speaker 3: was behind her rubbing her shoulders.

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01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right. Yeah, there in this Marco. Yeah, well

1381
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:08,439
Speaker 2: put an exclamation point at the end, right there. Yeah,

1382
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 2: you're fun.

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01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:15,360
Speaker 3: Perfect, perfect, perfect. Well, I have two beautiful gifts. You've

1384
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:19,960
Speaker 3: given the Scotch molos and the molasses chips, two different types. Yes,

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01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,640
Speaker 3: I mean, what a thoughtful gift. And I have the

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01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:24,000
Speaker 3: costume for next year.

1387
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:26,720
Speaker 2: Which again, if you need it tailored, please let me know.

1388
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,440
Speaker 3: This costume is gonna end up costing one thousand dollars.

1389
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,440
Speaker 3: It's gonna be the sharpest suit I've ever worn. I'm

1390
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 3: gonna wear it to premieres hot red carpet looks.

1391
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:42,360
Speaker 2: If you guys could see the mask, just picture a

1392
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:45,480
Speaker 2: perfectly tailored suit, and then there's just kind of wonky

1393
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:46,880
Speaker 2: mask on top of.

1394
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 3: It, kind of flapping in the wind.

1395
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:54,000
Speaker 2: It's your neck, your neck lock, just fucking out out

1396
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 2: there in the breeze. Meanwhile, you look incredible. The food

1397
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 2: poisoning is fucking worked you to the bone. The ads

1398
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 2: are showing his shirt.

1399
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,920
Speaker 3: Oh beautiful, Lou, I've had such a wonderful time.

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01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:07,840
Speaker 2: That is incredible.

1401
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 3: Thank you for being here.

1402
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:10,479
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I got your gift.

1403
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:13,880
Speaker 3: I think has an apology.

1404
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:16,440
Speaker 2: Hey, well that's what hey, you said no gifts and

1405
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 2: I brought one. Anyway, I'm on my hands and knees

1406
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 2: walking out of here. I'm sorry, but it was really

1407
01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:23,480
Speaker 2: a delight to be here.

1408
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:27,480
Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you, and listener, we've made it through.

1409
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:31,080
Speaker 3: I'm still alive. Hopefully I'll be alive for the next episode.

1410
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:35,880
Speaker 3: That's a bad thing to say aloud. Oh jeez, oh boy.

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01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:45,520
Speaker 3: Well the podcast is over. I love you, goodbye. I

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01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:49,000
Speaker 3: said no Gifts. Is an exactly right production. It's produced

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01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:52,240
Speaker 3: by our dear friend Analise Neilson, and it's beautifully mixed

1414
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 3: by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without our

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01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:59,280
Speaker 3: guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course, could

1416
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:03,280
Speaker 3: only come from a miracle worker, Amy Man. You must

1417
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 3: follow the show on Instagram. At I said, no gifts.

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01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,480
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

1419
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:11,000
Speaker 3: get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

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01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:12,760
Speaker 3: And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts?

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01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 2: And I invit?

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01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:16,760
Speaker 1: Did you hear.

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01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:19,320
Speaker 3: Thought?

1424
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 1: I made myself perfectly clear.

1425
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,000
Speaker 3: When you're a guest to my home.

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01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:33,280
Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,

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01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:40,360
Speaker 1: you're own presences, presence and I already had too much stuff,

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01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:44,240
Speaker 1: So how do you dare to survey me