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Speaker 1: prank back. What you got booty makeup? Uh? I kind

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Speaker 1: uh to Brandy Blues Brandy. My name is Carl. I'm calling.

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Speaker 1: Are you? Where did you think that was gonna work?

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Speaker 1: I'm coming in there and I'm now listen professional makeup artists.

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Speaker 1: Clearly you don't know what that means. So then then

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Speaker 1: Nobody ever called me to do there. Get some skincare

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Speaker 1: know what, I'm coming up to your store anyway on Friday,

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Speaker 1: all right, and I'll talk to your boss. I let

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Speaker 1: them know. Don't let you. You heard me, don't come

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Speaker 1: in my job. Look if I lose my job over

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Speaker 1: your foolishness, I guaranteed you will be paying on my bills. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Bottom line is, I'm coming in there with my robe

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Speaker 1: on Friday. Somebody gonna do my But you your manager,

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Speaker 1: You're not coming in you know what? How about you

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Speaker 1: come up here right now? How can I go ahead

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Speaker 1: and take care of the situation right now? I'm here now,

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Speaker 1: can you come right now? Come up there right now

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Speaker 1: with my rob we'll bring bring your butt up here

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Speaker 1: right now. We'll see if your buck gets done. I'm

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Speaker 1: not doing it. Okay. With the bottom line, who is

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Speaker 1: your manager anyway? What's she is? She there? I am

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Speaker 1: the manager? Now what okay? See that's what the damn

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Speaker 1: problem is. You got your little self a little position

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Speaker 1: at your job. Now you're trying to throw your weight around.

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Speaker 1: If you If a person wants to get their butt done. Okay,

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Speaker 1: look do you see avatar? The people have makeup bloon,

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Speaker 1: They butt all on their back and every now not

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Speaker 1: you call them. You call them and asked them to

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Speaker 1: do your but don't call me. I'm hanging up. Do

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Speaker 1: not call me anymore. They all make up artists. What

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Speaker 1: are you look? This conversation is over. Yeah, it's over

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Speaker 1: because you know what. Let me tell you something. You

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Speaker 1: do you know who you're talking to? Do you know

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Speaker 1: who you're talking to? Do you know who you're talking to?

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Speaker 1: You know who I'm talking to. I'm talking to Brandy,

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Speaker 1: But do Brandy know who Brandy talking to? Clearly somebody

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Speaker 1: who is ignorant. Okay, well let me tell you who

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Speaker 1: I am. This is nephew taught me from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show. You just got franked by your girlfriend, Carmen.

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Speaker 1: You are lie. I'll get off the phone. I'll give

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Speaker 1: you do that. I hope nobody's listening. You just made

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Speaker 1: I got you good. I got you good. Good with

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Speaker 1: the but yeah, for real, get you some skincare problems.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, what

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Speaker 1: is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land, all the damn Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Booty make up anybody anybody need Huh? I didn't see

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Speaker 1: my un he know he needs booty makeup. But that's

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Speaker 1: all right, you don't want to talk about I don't. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've never seen my uncle naked. I came and got

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Speaker 1: him up a baby after he didn't fail. They need makeup.

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Speaker 1: That's just dumb. I'm a bit uncomfortable with that. It's crazy. Right. Well,

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Speaker 1: look you know, look, I got some cuts on it. Now,

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Speaker 1: I got shot in the ass one time. That's still

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Speaker 1: on that. And then you know, one, Timmy, you can't

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Speaker 1: get booty makeup cost because what please please as makes

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Speaker 1: me proud somebody. And then Tommy, you don't have to

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Speaker 1: then also because you got a high but it show.

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Speaker 1: How do you have a shower? Steve. People said they

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Speaker 1: weren't gonna do it because they don't do work like that.

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Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. Coming up next to Ms.

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Speaker 1: Anne is here with our National News. We'll be back.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hurricane Irma

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Speaker 1: was all over the place. I mean really, she reached

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Speaker 1: Havoc everywhere she was. She was such an unpredictable storm

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Speaker 1: irma slam Florida with heavy rain and wind. Parts of

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Speaker 1: Miami Airport flooded, power outages, Tampa, Orlando, Fort Myers, West

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Speaker 1: Palm Beach, Talent Hassee, Jacksonville and surrounding areas. Parts of Georgia, Alabama.

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Speaker 1: It was hours upon hours of wind, just wind and rain,

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Speaker 1: all these surges. Florida Power and Light says it could

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Speaker 1: take weeks to restore power in some areas. Uh. Disney

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Speaker 1: World and other Orlando area theme parks took a larger

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Speaker 1: than expected Yeah, no one expected this. Uh In Orlando. Uh,

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Speaker 1: they took a larger than expected hit from the storm.

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Speaker 1: But I have not yet assessed all their damage. UH,

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Speaker 1: and it was a lot of it. Royal Caribbean Cruise

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Speaker 1: Line say it is sending two ships to the Caribbean

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Speaker 1: island to help victims of the storm. That is good

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Speaker 1: news and and just a reminder, UH. And a programming

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Speaker 1: note here tonight is the star studded telethon. It's called

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Speaker 1: Hand in Hand, a benefit for Hurricane relief to help

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Speaker 1: victims of Hurricane Harvey. It's expanding now to reach uh

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Speaker 1: to include those affected by Hurricane Irma as well. Beyonce,

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Speaker 1: Blake Shelton, Barbara streisand Oprah Winfrey will headline the one

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Speaker 1: hour telethon that will be simulcast tonight on ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox,

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Speaker 1: and c MT at eight p m Eastern seventh Central

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Speaker 1: West Coast, and a streamline live on Facebook, YouTube and Twitter.

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Speaker 1: The proceeds will go to a range of charities that

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Speaker 1: are currently helping with relief efforts for Hurricane Harvey and

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Speaker 1: Hurricane Did you see? I was watching the news and

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Speaker 1: they were talking. They just kept showing the same looped

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Speaker 1: footage of these people looting in and how had ran

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Speaker 1: in and got these five boxes of Adidas shoes and

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Speaker 1: running to get back in his car, and like look

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Speaker 1: like little kids was with him and look like teenagers

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Speaker 1: and just and you know, man, you know with all

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Speaker 1: this going on, you know, people loss of property, how

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Speaker 1: life homes? Why are you man, how you find this

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Speaker 1: an opportunity to go get your ass some free shoot.

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Speaker 1: They arrested twenty six people in Miami for loop mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: I mean you know, man, look, you ain't go put

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Speaker 1: sand bags up at your house? What you're doing, you know,

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Speaker 1: just just and it was such a small miskew, you know,

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Speaker 1: population of people that's really not worth mentioning, but you

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Speaker 1: know it was just so. I'm sitting there watching the

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Speaker 1: weather report and need these people are looting in this

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Speaker 1: store and breaking two water. Ain't the shoes gonna get

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Speaker 1: it with? But ain't you in two feet of water

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Speaker 1: a dog? I mean the businesses they got enough to

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Speaker 1: recover from. Now you're gonna bust their windows and running

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Speaker 1: the store. I mean, man, people they're so consumed with

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Speaker 1: their self. It brings out the best and the worst

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Speaker 1: of us. And you know what's crazy, man, this brings

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Speaker 1: you no good will in your life. Them shoes you

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Speaker 1: got many, they ain't gonna do you no good. Can't

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Speaker 1: cast you a whole lot more of them, bro, you

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Speaker 1: ain't got a rainbow. Get rain. If somebody broke in

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Speaker 1: a sporting good store to steal a boat to go

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Speaker 1: say their mama, I got that, you understand, man, My

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Speaker 1: mom out there want nobody to go get up. I

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Speaker 1: broke in Dicks and got me a boat and two

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Speaker 1: oars to go get my mama. I got that m

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Speaker 1: anything else? Man's stupid. They wasn't still in groceries. We'll

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Speaker 1: come on, miss um. Missana's here, ladies and gentlemen, she's here,

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Speaker 1: Miss and Trip. Thank you everybody. Good morning, everybody. This

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Speaker 1: is and Trip with the news. Okay, today it is

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Speaker 1: tropical rainstorm Irma, yeah, it's been downgraded a little bit. However,

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Speaker 1: the storm system still packing some winds, dropping record setting

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Speaker 1: rainfall on a number of coastal communities along the Atlantic.

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Speaker 1: In fact, flooded out roads and reportedly the biggest problems

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Speaker 1: in places like Savannah, Georgia, and Charleston, South Carolina, where

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Speaker 1: record levels of rain has fallen and now tornadoes, which

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Speaker 1: often accompanyed hurricanes, is still a possibility. A number of

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Speaker 1: counties currently under Tomato tornado warnings or watches. Hundreds of

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Speaker 1: thousands of homes and businesses in South Carolina without power,

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Speaker 1: residents of course being told to stay away from fallen

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Speaker 1: trees and power lines. More than eight million homes and

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Speaker 1: businesses in Florida without power this morning, especially in South Carolina.

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Speaker 1: Again a South Florida rather where crews are working to

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Speaker 1: restore power as quickly as possible. But Jacksonville, Jacksonville is

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Speaker 1: dealing with the severe flooding and power allogies very very

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Speaker 1: bad up there in Jackson. In Jackson, Florida, the death

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Speaker 1: toll from ERMA now stands at tens so far, six

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Speaker 1: in Florida, three in Georgia, and one in South Carolina.

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Speaker 1: American silently commemorated the sixteenth anniversary of the nine eleven

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Speaker 1: attacks yesterday, the day that several terrorists hijack four airlines

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Speaker 1: and crashed them into the two World Trade Center towers,

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Speaker 1: the Pentagon, and into a field in Shanksville, Pennsylvania. Nearly

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Speaker 1: three thousand innocent people died that day. President Trump honored

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Speaker 1: the victims in a Washington ceremony yesterday, while Vice President Pence,

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Speaker 1: who was actually inside the Capitol building on eleven, hosted

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Speaker 1: the memorial in Shanksville, Pennsylvania. We can never erase your

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Speaker 1: pain or bring back those you lost. We can honor

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Speaker 1: their sacrifice by pledging our resolve to do whatever we

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Speaker 1: must to keep our people safe. I will always believe

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Speaker 1: that I and many others in our nation's capital were

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Speaker 1: able to go home that day to hug our families

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Speaker 1: because of the courage and selflessness of the heroes of flight. Again,

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Speaker 1: Mike Pence was congress person, and he was actually in

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Speaker 1: the building that day. The state of California assuming the

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Speaker 1: Trump administration over its decision to phase out the Deferred

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Speaker 1: Action on Childhood Arrivals Program or DOCCA. DOCCA protects the

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Speaker 1: thousands of people brought here illegally by their parents. In

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Speaker 1: other words, those through no fault of their own. It

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Speaker 1: keeps them from being deported. The UN Security Council votor

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Speaker 1: yesterday unanimously to impose newer and tougher sanctions on North

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Speaker 1: Korea over its nuclear weapons program. Of the penalties include

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Speaker 1: banning the country's textile exports and capping imports are crude oil.

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Speaker 1: And today is National Farmers Consumer Day. And about twenty

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Speaker 1: minutes after the hour you Gene the Butterfly comes back,

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Speaker 1: stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Up, you're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steven's that time

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Speaker 1: please introduced Jay, so Jay can give the butterfly a

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Speaker 1: proper introduction. Ladies and gentlemen. J Do you know the

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Speaker 1: butterfa because I dude, oh my god, I love that.

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Speaker 1: Good morning everyone found Stephens, Tommy Surley, Carla Jr. Do

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Speaker 1: you know the butter because at dude, because they have

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Speaker 1: I'm keep that this week the intro and way better

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Speaker 1: than the segment. You know the butterfly? Does I do? Boy?

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Speaker 1: That's so good. I want to say, do you know

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Speaker 1: the butterfly? A dude? Do you know the butterfly? Because

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Speaker 1: I sh the butterfly because I do? Good? Do you

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Speaker 1: know the butterfly? Because I well everybody? Do you know

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Speaker 1: the butterfly? I dude, I'm let's tell we got a time.

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Speaker 1: So do you know? But but I do? You keep showing.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, you guys have over, you gotta have over

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Speaker 1: in trou Okay, well, okay, well I thought you always

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Speaker 1: wanted to be when that is yeah, you know, I'd

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Speaker 1: like a big introduction. And he brought me out right,

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Speaker 1: but he brought out. He brought me out. He brought

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Speaker 1: me out thirteen times. It was it was killed. Today

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Speaker 1: is a big, big date, Stephen. It is a forty

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Speaker 1: year anniversary since the Jerry Curl. Oh my god, Jerry

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Speaker 1: Carl was forty years ago. And you have to give

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Speaker 1: a huge yes, and you have to give a huge

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Speaker 1: rital flies to the Jerry Carrol because the Derry Carl

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Speaker 1: was just off the change it came into late seventy

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Speaker 1: years ago, forty years ago that Jerry Curl Atlanta. Butch

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Speaker 1: drivers don't know this is a celebration. They still got

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Speaker 1: it going on. Do they even I'm sorry, do they

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Speaker 1: still sell Jerry Carroll Man? Yeah? Okay, Now, Stephen, I

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Speaker 1: know you hate when I go around in the room,

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Speaker 1: but you have to raise your hand if you walk

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Speaker 1: to Jerry Carroll, call it. Did you whether Terry Carroll? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I had Shirley, Jerry carl did not, Junior bar absolutely,

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Speaker 1: every Dandy Brown. Yeah, and last but not least, Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 1: Did you do the Jerry Carl hem? What you putting

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Speaker 1: your head? My mom was all right, we gotta go.

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Speaker 1: It's time for comedy. Let when we come back, all right,

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Speaker 1: we'll be back at thirty four after you're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time

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Speaker 1: now for comedy Roulette. Steve j please please quickly set this.

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Speaker 1: Every week our comedy ability is tested, and the way

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Speaker 1: we prove how good we are put five subjects on

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Speaker 1: the wheel, spinning wheel were stop. We got it. That's

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Speaker 1: all it is. That's all it is comedy. Let All right,

635
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: here are the five subjects. Number one, fish grease. Number two.

636
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: She wasn't that big in high school. Now I don't

637
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 1: appreciate that one. Okay, Number three taste like chicken. Number four.

638
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: Now that I have a little money, you know who

639
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: I am? Yeah, and number five, I don't know how

640
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:30,760
Speaker 1: you could eat that? Give me that? Al right ahead,

641
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,720
Speaker 1: alright ahead, already, all right, let's go spend the wheel

642
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: cat fish, come on, breef oh h. Now that I

643
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 1: have a little money, you know who I am. Let

644
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 1: me have that. Let me start. See back in the day,

645
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:57,280
Speaker 1: my nickname was fish diet nobody, no fish. I didn't

646
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 1: speak to fish. Yours do fine to speak to fish.

647
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:09,320
Speaker 1: But now that fishes on evy? Hey, how you doing? Fish?

648
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 1: And I can't remember who you are? What you got tom?

649
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 1: I was out of my league. I was way out

650
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 1: of my league. You would drop dead fine to me.

651
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: I beg forward, won't it it? I used to ask

652
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: for a day and night. You never gave me the

653
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: time of day. But now now got a little money,

654
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 1: I'm on. Steve Harvey Mortis, you're texting me now I

655
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: can have it if I wanted. I don't want it now.

656
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: I don't want it. Yeah, I hate time. Come on,

657
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: you know whatnot? I got a little money. You know,

658
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 1: who know my name now? Being a collector who they're

659
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: talking to now? But if they don't even call me

660
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: by my real name, that's how I know they know

661
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: I got money. Let's excuse me as junior and Junior

662
00:42:55,680 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: that ain't my good name. Everybody know now, Well, it's

663
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:07,439
Speaker 1: right up my alley. Nah, I got a little money. Yeah,

664
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: you know who I am now? Yeah, this goes out

665
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: to Ike back in Cleveland and Mr Albert's mean stud. Yeah.

666
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: I used to call me l kate Lewa. Nah. But

667
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: and I I'm buy your whole damn stone. So the

668
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: next time I walk in, I ain't coming in law

669
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: feel me? Yeah, I might just by your tail. What

670
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 1: are you doing? Hey? Let me put an initial out

671
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: there with the last name, just the initial and the

672
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: last name. You know who you are, the last name white? Ah?

673
00:43:56,640 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: You were so fine, Oh my god, was fine? Did

674
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 1: not even speak to me in the hall way. I

675
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: walked past you act like a slave because I ain't

676
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: wanna look your now. He was that damn fine. But

677
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: oh it's change. She's got a little money. Yeah, yeah,

678
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: he's got a little money. I'll tell you where everybody

679
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: know my name that Now I'm a lot more familiar

680
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: and welcome. When I walk into bank account used to

681
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: sit on six dollars. But when I didn't know this though,

682
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: when I go in to bank, now there's a whole

683
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: another room. It's got vegetables. Hit it wig, She's oh,

684
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 1: when I'm going to bankers, Mr Space this away. You

685
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: stand in line. Come on around this way. Do you

686
00:44:52,480 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: have your access card? Never mind, I have mad You know.

687
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 1: I used to couldn't go to you. I didn't get

688
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: invited to the big Christmas party because I just you

689
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I wasn't big enough. I didn't

690
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: have a name enough. But now that i'm violing and

691
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm on the show, and I'm the nephew you

692
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: got a little money in doing the stand up. I

693
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: don't want to go to your Christmas party now. I

694
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: thought my old damn Christmas party and my shot to

695
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 1: keep all right, all right, We'll be back with nephew

696
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 1: Timmy's praying phone call right after this. You're listening to

697
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top

698
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: of the hour. Right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter.

699
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: But first, come on, nephew, what I come on? A

700
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: subject called now I got a little money? Yeah, you

701
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: know who I am. Without allowing me at least two

702
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: shots at come on, yeh, have decided that I'm gonna

703
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: just do another come on cause I think it's a

704
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: well known fact that I do have a little money

705
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 1: to tell all the people I wanted to in my past.

706
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: I feel about it now, unlike Ja Jay only does

707
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 1: initials and last name, and that bill and that bills

708
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: with the beauty mark right above her lip in the corner. Oh,

709
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: this girl was so fine, man, I asked and that

710
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: bills to go to the junior prom. You know what

711
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: she told me that stuck with me for years. I

712
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: don't like your facial hates. You tell a boy that

713
00:46:55,239 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: you don't like this facial features? Ruin? I mean it's

714
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: that my face, that's lips, nose, eyes, lashes, brows, cheeks,

715
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 1: I had dimples. Damn, give me something. I don't like

716
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:18,839
Speaker 1: your facial feat and that do you hate? And that's

717
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: been because you do. Yeah, my question and that you

718
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: might not like I got that. You could probably still

719
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: feel the same way. But my checks have multiple commas

720
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 1: in it. Not do you hate? And that beens because

721
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: we do. You tell a boy that's in the ninth

722
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: grade you don't like his facial features? All I am

723
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: questions that rus dog, she could donk that stayed with

724
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 1: me for a long time, facial fiction, all of them.

725
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: But I got dimple, always had nice teath, always had dimple.

726
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: I don't. I always had dimples. You know. She wouldn't

727
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: give me that, man that it hurt me. Man that

728
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: c and I'd be damn And she was so fine too.

729
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: I couldn't go but with you ugly too. I couldn't

730
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: do that. All right, come on, let's get to it.

731
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: Come on, nephew, what you got Today's that ain't my

732
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 1: brother baby? That ain't my brother's baby. At me, though

733
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: I love, I'm sorry, that ain't my brother's baby. It

734
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: was like, I'm sorry. I had a little ice cube

735
00:48:54,280 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 1: and that ain't my brother's baby. Give that right on out,

736
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: didn't He don't worry about It's something I need to

737
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,439
Speaker 1: take care. I talked to man, I speak to Terry.

738
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,839
Speaker 1: My name is Daryl, Damon is my brother. I don't

739
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 1: live in Dallas where y'all live. That I'm the one

740
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 1: that lived out of town. But we didn't have a

741
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: family meeting and talked about it. And uh, I know

742
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: Travis is your son. He eight years old. But the

743
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: problem is the reason why I'm calling you, Uh, Terry

744
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 1: is called. We didn't find out that Travis ain't none

745
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: of Damon's child. Travis ain't none of damon child. He'd

746
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: been paying you child support here for the last eight

747
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: hold And I'm Darrel, I'm Damon brother, and who we

748
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 1: we all have found the information. Now we actually gonna

749
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 1: go down there to the courthouse and get all this

750
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: stuff rectified. But we didn't find out that Travis ain't

751
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: not ain't not a Damon's child. And you've been sitting

752
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: up here sending you money seven eight hundred dollars a

753
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 1: month and this child ain't even here. Now, I hate

754
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: for Travis to find this out, and he's gonna have

755
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: to find it out where he ain't cunified that why

756
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 1: are you calling me? Look, the family didn't had a meeting,

757
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 1: and I'm the one that they decided to make the

758
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,359
Speaker 1: phone call and tell you what's going on. Now, don't

759
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 1: you you you don't have a damn thing to do

760
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 1: with this. You You ain't nobody daddy over here, So

761
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what you're calling for who God made

762
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: you key or wanted you to be here and charged

763
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 1: to call but that it's not gonna work out. But

764
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: let me why Why are you doing this to my brother?

765
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. For eight years, the man have

766
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: been sitting you seven hundred seven dollars a month and

767
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: and this ain't even his child, you know him? Why

768
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: am I even talking to you? I'm not really sure

769
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: your brother need to call me if he has any

770
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 1: problems with questions. You have a good thing. Hello, You

771
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: don't hang no damn phone up on me. Damon told

772
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: me and the last was hard headed anyway. Now look

773
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: you know what you got the wrong one, baby, Like

774
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: I'm trying to not lose all my religion today, but

775
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 1: you out to make me lose it on your You

776
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,320
Speaker 1: don't know who you over here? So like I said before,

777
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: uh my fun your nephew that you're trying not to

778
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: claim over there. I don't know why you came from

779
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 1: wherever the here. You said you came from the Dallas

780
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: to try to I came from California down here to Dalla,

781
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: and I'm telling you need to take your breath. I'm

782
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: back to California because down here if you don't know

783
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: me like that, No, I don't know you, but I'm

784
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 1: fending know you. And Travis been to know that my

785
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 1: brother ain't his daddy. I don't know you know that

786
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: you need to talk to your brother again. That's what

787
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: you need to do. And you don't need to be

788
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: talking to me. You've been to send us all the

789
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:38,879
Speaker 1: money and my brother didn't sent y'all. I and when

790
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 1: I do, Look when I said, when I sent all

791
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: that eight years worth of money back, you're gonna send

792
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 1: every dying back because it belonged to my brother that

793
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 1: ain't my brother. Child. Now, we ain't got time to

794
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,919
Speaker 1: be going on on Mari Repolver showing nothing to find

795
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: out who you know what? Like I said, you kicked

796
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 1: the wrong want to be your best friend, not to

797
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: call me anymore. You Actually it is a good thing

798
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 1: that you call because if you came it on my bro,

799
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,720
Speaker 1: you got you today, No you got That's my second

800
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: thing offing to do. If we can't rectified over the foul.

801
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem coming over there knocking down

802
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: some does and getting some questions answered, because damn it,

803
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 1: this ain't Damon's baby. Obviously you must wish it was yours,

804
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: so you're taking so much entry. No, it ain't mine,

805
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 1: but but it ain't game wins either, and we got

806
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,760
Speaker 1: not had any and looking for from. But I'm sorry

807
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 1: this was taken over here and Damon where we continue

808
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: to play when he, Oh, Damon, don't open with your

809
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 1: brother's made that. I want to say, I'm sorry. He's

810
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: gonna continue to pay. And you can call wherever you

811
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: want to come, do whatever you want to do for

812
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 1: go back and tell your mama and everybody else who

813
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 1: who's waiting for this meeting to let them know it

814
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: ain't having me. Look, my mama ain't got nothing to

815
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 1: do with it. Mama been what's your mama? You say

816
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 1: your mama. Now, y'all got to get it. She's the

817
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: same way, like, I'll see where you get it from.

818
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: You're like, just like her, mama knows that y'all from,

819
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: knows it people, my y'all, damn business, that's the wrong man.

820
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: That ain't. My mama said it from the get go

821
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: that it wasn't Hunt, that it wasn't when chilm. I

822
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 1: mean your mama's the two faced lock because you're all

823
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: with your mama said, you ain't Beenna. Sit here and

824
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 1: bring my mama up in this well. If you know

825
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: so much, then you right come back on my ball.

826
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: I'm not on if you want to. We didn't done

827
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: the man. Seven hundred and fifty dollars times twelve times

828
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: eight is seven in two thousand dollars. That's how much

829
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 1: money and my brother didn't sent you, and that's how

830
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: much we want back. And I need you to get

831
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: the working on this money. Na, okay, why don't you

832
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,439
Speaker 1: come over here and get don't get your woop today, Terry,

833
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: come on over here. You don't see you on your

834
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: things if you you're in Dallas when I don't care

835
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: nothingbody but I'm in no Dallas. You ain't for you,

836
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: so what I don't even know what don't well, I'm

837
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: don't even go one way for my time talking to you.

838
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 1: Like I said, your your brother is a week if

839
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,800
Speaker 1: he got to have you, I had a meeting and

840
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: you got to be the one to call. I'm not

841
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: really understanding. Look, I got one more thing I need

842
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,160
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Speaker 1: to the Steve Show. Today's Strawberry Letters up next, and

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Speaker 1: it's a good one, of course. But first today, Hurricane

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Speaker 1: Irma reeked havoc and battered Florida. Winds were clocked as

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Speaker 1: high as a hundred and forty two miles per hour,

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00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 1: and storm surges brought flooding in some areas, leaving forecasters

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Speaker 1: to protict Irma will land in the record books as

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Speaker 1: one of Florida's worst storms. I think you have no

872
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:51,280
Speaker 1: arguments there. We've made our mission to help our neighbors

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Speaker 1: in Florida rebuild and get back to normalcy there. If

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Speaker 1: you want to help make a donation, go to red

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Speaker 1: Cross dot org. That's red Cross dot org, or text

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Speaker 1: IRMA to the numbers nine zero nine nine. That's Irma

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Speaker 1: to the to the number nine zero. Please make sure

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Speaker 1: you watch the Hand in Hand Star Study telethon to

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00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 1: make Victims of hurricane to help victims of Hurricane Harvey

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00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 1: and now Hurricane Irma. That is tonight. Beyonce, Blake, Shelton,

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Speaker 1: Barbera streisand and Oprah Winfrey will headline the one hour telethon.

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00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 1: It'll be simulcast on ABC, on CBS, NBC, Fox, and

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Speaker 1: CMT eight o'clock Eastern, seven o'clock Central, and on tape

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Speaker 1: delay in the West where we are on the West

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Speaker 1: coast eight pm. Uh streamlined. You can go to Twitter, YouTube,

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Speaker 1: and Facebook if you want to see it streamlined live.

887
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:44,919
Speaker 1: So there you go. So yesterday, I mean, we saw

888
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 1: some unbelievable pictures on on camera and TV. And did

889
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:52,320
Speaker 1: you see how the water was away from the shore,

890
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 1: just Steve and then we pulled the ocean and the

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00:56:56,520 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 1: water away from even Tampa Bay and pens Is And

892
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: this I learned this just the other day. I watch

893
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Speaker 1: your Weather channel. The swirl of the hurricane when it

894
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 1: comes inland, it goes in the circle right, Well, when

895
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 1: it comes over land, when it when you know, you know,

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00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 1: let's like this, this one was turning counter clock clockwise.

897
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:23,440
Speaker 1: Irma was swirling counterclockwise, right, So when it comes over

898
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 1: land counterclockwise is back out to sea. So it pushes

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00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 1: from the wind of the hurricane. It pushes the water

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Speaker 1: out to sea. So if you like at tide high tide,

901
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: it pushes it out. So water levels were dropping three

902
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 1: four or five ft from what it would normally be.

903
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: Three ft of water is now missing because it's pushed

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Speaker 1: out to sea. Everything out. Yeah, it actually blows it

905
00:57:50,760 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: out in the swirl kind of court. Yes, everything. When

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00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 1: the hurricane subside, that water got to come back. Yeah. Yeah.

907
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: And those little surges like when God blesses you get

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Speaker 1: everything back hurricane h work on yourself, God here come

909
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 1: to surge. What if you had to it to something Jay, Yeah,

910
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: that was a phenomenon, right, you know, more people watch

911
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: the weather. It beat NFL football. More people are watching

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00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 1: the weather challenge than than any time ever. Man were

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Speaker 1: locked in on the weather. All right, temmy, let's go

914
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you. Here it

915
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Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Lettic subject major dilemma. Good morning, Steve

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00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 1: Harvey and crew. I am writing because I have I

917
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 1: am having a major dilemma. My husband and I have

918
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:58,640
Speaker 1: been together for about eleven years and have two children.

919
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 1: We're currently separate at it and have been going through

920
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 1: some things for the last few years, we have been

921
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 1: on and off again. We can't seem to get along

922
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 1: and there is a lack of communication. We have been

923
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 1: through everything except pregnancies outside the marriage on both parts.

924
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 1: At the present time, we live in two separate households

925
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 1: and have been separated since January. We recently talked and

926
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 1: know that we love each other and want to be together.

927
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 1: We also know that we need help getting past some

928
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 1: of our issues. We decided that we want to be

929
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: back together, but now the problem is the living arrangement.

930
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 1: He currently lives in the house his grandparents owned. I

931
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,959
Speaker 1: live in the apartment we started a one year lease

932
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 1: on in September. He wants to move into the house. I, however,

933
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Speaker 1: do not. The reason I refused to is because of

934
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Speaker 1: the location of the house. It is not in the

935
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Speaker 1: greatest part of the city and the outbreak of violence

936
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Speaker 1: in this area of town is outstanding. I am not

937
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 1: too crazy about the house, and the schools in the

938
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Speaker 1: area suck. To say the lease, our children are currently

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Speaker 1: in a great school district and the environment is not

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Speaker 1: overcome with violence. He and I have both lived within

941
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Speaker 1: the city where the house is and we hated it.

942
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 1: That is why we moved. So now he wants to

943
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: live in the house and I refuse to. I would

944
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 1: much rather keep our children in the environment they are

945
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 1: in and get a home of our own. He dent,

946
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 1: now he didn't. Now I don't get that he dent.

947
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 1: Now you know, I don't know. Uh. This has kept

948
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 1: us from getting back together. So what should we do?

949
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: We have no money to move and put our boys

950
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 1: in better schools where the house is located, and the

951
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 1: house needs repairs which at this time we cannot afford.

952
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: So what advice do you have for us? How can

953
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 1: we get past this reaching a compromise that suits us both.

954
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,040
Speaker 1: Mind you, we currently have an apartment where there is

955
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 1: a lease until August, and it makes no sense, no

956
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,920
Speaker 1: sense to pay rent into places. Please help us with this, sincerely,

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Speaker 1: Major dilemma, Dear, Major dilemma. This is a major dilemma because, um,

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01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 1: in order for this marriage to work, you guys do

959
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 1: need to be together. You know, it seems to me

960
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 1: your husband would want to move in the better part

961
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: of the city where you and the kids would be safe, happy,

962
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 1: and the kids well educated. He doesn't even own the

963
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 1: home where he lives the apartment, while you guys don't

964
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:23,600
Speaker 1: own you know, you don't own that either. Um, you

965
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 1: at least wouldn't be living under your grandpa your grandparents rule,

966
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 1: and you won't lose your deposit okay, which money is

967
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 1: kind of tight right now, so you seem to be

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01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 1: really concerned about that. Uh. You don't give us any

969
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 1: information as to why he's so adamant about living there though,

970
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: because the rent isn't even free. So, UM, I don't

971
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 1: really think he wants to get back together right now

972
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 1: because he's not doing what it takes. And that means,

973
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 1: you know, making you happy, moving into a safe, secure

974
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 1: home or apartment of your own. Uh, you know, the

975
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: saying happy wife, happy life. Um. In order for you

976
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 1: guys to um compromise or to come to a compromise,

977
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 1: you have to meet each other halfway. You guys aren't

978
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:07,080
Speaker 1: doing that. You're you're at an impass. You refuse to move,

979
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 1: he's refusing to move. So until you, guys, you know,

980
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 1: give on that. And I think it should be the

981
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 1: husband at this point, just giving your letter. You know,

982
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: it's safer and and the kids have to go to

983
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 1: a good school. I think he should move into your apartment. Steve,

984
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 1: how much time I got. You don't have a lot

985
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 1: of time right now. You can want to come back.

986
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 1: I see something totally different. I see something totally different.

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01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 1: I agree with what you said, though, Sherley, I really do,

988
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 1: but I see some more stuff in this letter that's

989
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: going on. I'm gonna point out some couple of things

990
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:52,200
Speaker 1: that I saw when you were reading it, and uh, okay, hey, listen.

991
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:55,600
Speaker 1: The letter is. If you want to comment on the letter,

992
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 1: it's supposted, go to Steve Harvey dot com click on

993
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. You can also email us your Strawberry

994
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 1: Letter issues on the website. We'll be back with Steve's

995
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 1: answer right after this twelve after you're listening to Steve

996
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve with part

997
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Speaker 1: two of your response to today's letter. Major Dilemma. Good morning,

998
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 1: Steve Harving crew. I'm right because I have a major

999
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 1: dilemma my husband. I've been together for eleven years and

1000
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,720
Speaker 1: have two children. We are currently separated and been going

1001
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,320
Speaker 1: through some things for the last few years. We've been

1002
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 1: on again, off again. We can't seem to get along

1003
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 1: and there's a lack of communication. We've been through everything

1004
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 1: except pregnancies outside the marriage on both parts. At the

1005
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 1: present time, we live in two separate households and have

1006
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 1: been separated since January. We recently talked to know that

1007
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 1: we love each other and want to be together. We

1008
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 1: also know we need help getting past some of our issues.

1009
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 1: We decided that we want to be back together. But

1010
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,400
Speaker 1: now the problem is a living range. When he currently

1011
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:51,720
Speaker 1: lives in the house his grandparents owned. I live in

1012
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:54,400
Speaker 1: the apartment we started a one year lease on in September.

1013
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:57,680
Speaker 1: He wants to move into the house. I, however, do not.

1014
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: The reason I refused to is be cause of the

1015
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 1: location of the house is not in the greatest part

1016
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 1: of the city, and the outbreak of violence in this

1017
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 1: area of town is outstanding. I am not too crazy

1018
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,240
Speaker 1: about the house, and the school is in the area,

1019
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 1: and the schools in the area sucked to say the least.

1020
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 1: Our children are currently in the great school district and

1021
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 1: the environment is not overcome with violence here and I

1022
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:18,200
Speaker 1: both live within the city where the house is, and

1023
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 1: we hated it and that's why we moved. So now

1024
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,920
Speaker 1: he wants to live in the house and I refuse to.

1025
01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 1: I would much rather keep our children in the environment

1026
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 1: there in and get a home of our own. I

1027
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:30,440
Speaker 1: don't know what it means when he says he's DNS.

1028
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 1: Now this has kept us from getting back together, So

1029
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 1: what should we do? We have no money to move

1030
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:39,760
Speaker 1: and to put our boys in better schools where the

1031
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 1: house is located. House needs repairs which at this time

1032
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 1: we cannot afford. So what advice do you have for us?

1033
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:47,240
Speaker 1: How can we get past this reaching a compromise that

1034
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:50,200
Speaker 1: suits us both? Mind you, we currently have an apartment

1035
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:52,720
Speaker 1: where the least is until August, and it makes no

1036
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 1: sense to pay rent in to places. Please help us

1037
01:04:55,400 --> 01:05:00,440
Speaker 1: with this, sincerely, major dilemma. First of all, you have

1038
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:05,000
Speaker 1: the major dilemma placed in the wrong area. Your major dilemma,

1039
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:07,040
Speaker 1: you claim, is you don't want to pay rent in

1040
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 1: two places. He refuses to move into the apartment, you

1041
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:14,000
Speaker 1: refuse to move into the house. That's not your major dilemma.

1042
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:17,120
Speaker 1: Your major dilemma is the very reason that y'all ain't

1043
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 1: together in the first place. Y'all two don't get along,

1044
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:23,760
Speaker 1: and you two have a lack of communication, and you're

1045
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 1: demonstrating the same thing that you say broke you up.

1046
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: You can't seem to get along and there's a lack

1047
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:34,080
Speaker 1: of communication. This again is another example of you all's

1048
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:37,920
Speaker 1: lack of communication. It is a lack of understanding and

1049
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:42,400
Speaker 1: is the unwillingness on either one of your part to compromise. Now,

1050
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:45,080
Speaker 1: Shirley's right, it seems like the smart move would be

1051
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 1: for the guy to move into the apartment so the

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Speaker 1: kids could keep going to the to the best school system.

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Speaker 1: But he willing to do that, and then you ain't

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Speaker 1: willing to move. You all have a major dilemma, and

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01:05:57,080 --> 01:06:01,520
Speaker 1: you all still have a communication problem. Now you're saying

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01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:05,920
Speaker 1: the letter that we've gone through everything except pregnancies outside

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01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:09,800
Speaker 1: the marriage parentheses on both parts. This means that both

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01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:14,400
Speaker 1: of y'all have cheated. That's what that means. On both parts.

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01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:17,400
Speaker 1: That means both of y'all been cheating. That's the code

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Speaker 1: that I see in there, because I've never heard that before.

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Speaker 1: We've been through everything except pregnancies outside the marriage parentheses

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Speaker 1: on both parts. But you all need to work on,

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Speaker 1: really is your basic selves and your marriage skills, because

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01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:37,560
Speaker 1: right now y'all don't seem to have none. You want

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Speaker 1: what you want and he wont what he want, and

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Speaker 1: I ain't neither one of y'all willing to give in.

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Speaker 1: Now you don't wrote this letter in and your letter

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01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 1: really ain't for a compromise. Your letter is really how

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01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:51,680
Speaker 1: do you convince this man to move back into this department?

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01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: Because nothing you said about moving into the grandmama's house

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01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 1: is gonna work for you. But you are convinced that

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01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 1: staying in the one year at least apartment will work

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01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:03,520
Speaker 1: for you and the kids. Now seems in the letter

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01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 1: like Laric surely said that this would be the best

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01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 1: thing to do. But guess what, he ain't trying to

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01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:11,600
Speaker 1: hear that, and you ain't trying to move. Thus you

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01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 1: have a lack of communication. And now what is y'all's

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01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:19,480
Speaker 1: marriage gonna be built on when you get back together?

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01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:23,200
Speaker 1: What y'all gonna do? See, y'all need to work on

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01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 1: that part of it right now. Y'all can't even agree

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01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:29,920
Speaker 1: when you separate it, and you can't agree when you married.

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01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,720
Speaker 1: So now when you're gonna get back together and do what?

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01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:38,600
Speaker 1: Disagree some more? See, your major dilemma ain't where you're

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01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 1: gonna live. Your major dilemma is really how you all

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01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:46,520
Speaker 1: can live together? That's your major dilemma. How you all,

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01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 1: how your man don't see these kids needs, How you

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01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:54,600
Speaker 1: don't see your man's needs. How both of y'all don't

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01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:58,360
Speaker 1: see anybody's needs. And this is a ridiculous statement that

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01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:02,480
Speaker 1: you're making to me. Both of your an impasse, you know,

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01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:05,480
Speaker 1: and you know. So what advice do you have for us?

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01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:09,920
Speaker 1: Get yourselves together? Why do y'all even want to be together?

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01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:16,040
Speaker 1: There's nothing. There's nothing in this letter that says you

1093
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:19,760
Speaker 1: two people should be together. Nothing you wrote, nothing in it.

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01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 1: All you said was this one line in there is

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01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:27,360
Speaker 1: that we love each other and we want to be together. Okay,

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01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:33,479
Speaker 1: I can't, I swear to you, I can't tell. And

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01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:36,040
Speaker 1: so when I read a letter like this, man, I

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01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:39,479
Speaker 1: just go wow. The only thing that eleven years y'all

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01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:43,679
Speaker 1: went through so much stuff. Now you can't afford to move.

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01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: You ain't got the money for repairs, You ain't got

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01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:50,120
Speaker 1: the money for two rents. Yeah, and she uses too,

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01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:53,360
Speaker 1: and so does he to move? So what you want

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01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:57,000
Speaker 1: meet and surely to say, we don't know how to

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01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:59,840
Speaker 1: get you all together? All right, See, we gotta go.

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01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:03,920
Speaker 1: Please email us or Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's

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01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:06,559
Speaker 1: strawberry letter at My Girls Shirley and please don't forget

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01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:10,200
Speaker 1: this Thursday at one thirty p m. Eastern Time, Facebook

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Speaker 1: Live the Strawberry Live After Show with with me uh

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01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:16,799
Speaker 1: and Uh. It's gonna be fun. Thanks to everyone who's

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Speaker 1: joined us. And we've had fun, great conversation show, so

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01:09:20,479 --> 01:09:23,679
Speaker 1: thank you so very much. And as we switch gears

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Speaker 1: now a new survey. It is sponsored by Airbnb. Uh.

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Speaker 1: They're trying to figure out the ages when men are

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Speaker 1: supposedly the most and least boring. Okay, the survey results

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01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:39,679
Speaker 1: suggest that men reach their peak of being boring around

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01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:42,200
Speaker 1: the age of thirty nine, and then men are most

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01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:47,200
Speaker 1: interesting at the age of Really it's not all but

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Speaker 1: column nothing has changed decade after this waiting Coming up

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01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:09,839
Speaker 1: next at forty one after the hour we've been waiting

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Speaker 1: for this, Junior has another poem. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. We've made it our mission to

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01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,439
Speaker 1: help our neighbors in Florida, as we've been mentioning all

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Speaker 1: morning and all through these storms. We want to help

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Speaker 1: them rebuild and to get back to normalcy. If you

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Speaker 1: want to make a donation yourself, please go to Red

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Speaker 1: Cross dot org or text irma to nine zero. That's

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Speaker 1: the word irma to nine zero. And we thank you

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01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 1: so much for what you've done so far. All right,

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01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:52,400
Speaker 1: Steve Junior is here with another poem, so please introduce.

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Speaker 1: Obviously Junior has another poem the rhyme or nothing, I

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01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:06,680
Speaker 1: don't know what. Well, actually, these are limericks. And let

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01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:19,439
Speaker 1: me tell you something. Ceasis limericks, candy liquorice. You have limericks.

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01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,000
Speaker 1: Have limericks because you know, like we're talking about the

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01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:26,080
Speaker 1: show dedicated to Hayters, and what better way to express

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01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:29,160
Speaker 1: yourself to haters than a limeris you got him? You

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01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:32,280
Speaker 1: got hated limericks. Gott hated limericks. Now this is what

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01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:37,680
Speaker 1: the dude called yesterday to all of those who just

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01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:42,800
Speaker 1: like to hate. Guess what the Steve Show is great,

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01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 1: So go ahead and wine because you'll be left behind.

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01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:51,760
Speaker 1: That bad taste is our dust. You just ate thing

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01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:57,640
Speaker 1: it is? I just did that. Yeah, we could do

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01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:00,320
Speaker 1: it again. Okay, this is you know, we got the

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01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,920
Speaker 1: Steve Show right there right there. The fact that he

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01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:08,240
Speaker 1: has to do it again is the reason why you

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01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:11,599
Speaker 1: wasn't waiting on them. But you ain't got to wait

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01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:19,439
Speaker 1: on it because you have to do. Here we go.

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01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:23,519
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna to all of those who just like

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01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:29,120
Speaker 1: to hate. Guess what. The Steve Show is great, so

1149
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 1: go ahead and wine because you've been left behind. That

1150
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:37,120
Speaker 1: bad taste is our dust. You just ate? Bam, you

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01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:39,960
Speaker 1: don't let that makes most sense to me? Really, I

1152
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:41,960
Speaker 1: mean he's talking about the Steve Show. You know you

1153
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:51,320
Speaker 1: don't you know who we're talking about? Haters? Okay, Limerick, Yes,

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01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:55,960
Speaker 1: it's memory, so hate us. See if we give a damn,

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01:12:56,960 --> 01:13:00,639
Speaker 1: we hit it every day and we jam. Oh Stephen

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01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:04,160
Speaker 1: the crew doing what we do because this middle finger

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01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:09,920
Speaker 1: is for you. Bam, you can shut the bird on

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01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:14,080
Speaker 1: the rail. I didn't say it. I just for this. Yeah,

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01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:27,320
Speaker 1: I hate you talked. This is hate and every Tuesday. Boy,

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01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:33,680
Speaker 1: you can't think this deep. It's deep. Okay, here we go.

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01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:39,960
Speaker 1: Oh you don't like us, We'll see if we can

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01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:44,840
Speaker 1: because this show is heard everywhere from east to the west. Oh, yes,

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01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:47,680
Speaker 1: we're the best. You wasting your hate because we don't

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01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:52,360
Speaker 1: even care Tom right there? I know I know a

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01:13:52,439 --> 01:13:57,880
Speaker 1: limer Rick for Tom when I hear we've got another

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01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:01,280
Speaker 1: one now okay, all right, I'm gonna do the last

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01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:06,439
Speaker 1: one as junior het me go, got it coming for

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01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:13,439
Speaker 1: you know, you can't that what's wantsome people who hate

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01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:20,200
Speaker 1: the Steve Show just caused is great talk about us

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01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:25,439
Speaker 1: real bad, but it don't make us say we're just

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01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:39,760
Speaker 1: getting started. Just wait what bamm ch chicken just just

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01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:44,840
Speaker 1: for hats that's all so hate him. Tell Hay, I'm

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01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:47,759
Speaker 1: talking to you, Pati Jack, I can't tell who's talking.

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01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:51,200
Speaker 1: Oh so hate us. See if we give a damn

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01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:54,720
Speaker 1: were every day and we jam Uncle Steve and the

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01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:57,720
Speaker 1: crew doing what we do because get mittle friender in

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01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:01,000
Speaker 1: for you sad to be you're right there because he

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01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:04,200
Speaker 1: said it with so much that was no, no, and

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01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:08,360
Speaker 1: then can't aboudy out feeling up. That's one thing. But

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01:15:08,479 --> 01:15:12,719
Speaker 1: ain't nobody out feeling un Oh so that was you Steve.

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01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:22,479
Speaker 1: Ain't happen. Yeah, that's just amazing how he week he

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01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:27,920
Speaker 1: put that time week times put in. Yeah, you gotta

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01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,920
Speaker 1: take to account to I'm just starting my poetry career.

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01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:39,040
Speaker 1: We have to take that into account you Curve. You

1185
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:41,439
Speaker 1: just woke up one day. You just woke up one

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01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:44,920
Speaker 1: day and said, well sure that I'm you know, talking

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01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:48,040
Speaker 1: about diversifying yourself. I'm trying to create another stream of revenue.

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01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:50,760
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to see if these poets and let

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01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:54,400
Speaker 1: me in by Junior. Yeah, and it's a book that

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01:15:54,439 --> 01:16:01,240
Speaker 1: I can make and sell. This that's probably by how

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01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:04,720
Speaker 1: many books you get for that, just just just ten.

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01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:14,360
Speaker 1: That's going right, that's got to be going right. Well,

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01:16:14,439 --> 01:16:18,559
Speaker 1: I applaud you, Junior. Trying something new. Yeah, I'm trying

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01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:22,360
Speaker 1: something new. All is hate. Yeah. All he did was

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01:16:22,439 --> 01:16:26,320
Speaker 1: trying something. That is all I was doing it. It's okay, okay,

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01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:31,559
Speaker 1: it's all right, Junior, It's all right, baby, it's all right.

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01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:40,000
Speaker 1: I don't patron as a brown ass man, No, don't do.

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Speaker 1: I'm an artist. Yes, yes, with it. That's my girl.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of the show, the Steve Talk Show, we gotta

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01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:58,439
Speaker 1: remind everybody Steve she was on show. It's getting good.

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01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:02,320
Speaker 1: A lot of people, uh gonna be on the show

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01:17:02,439 --> 01:17:06,120
Speaker 1: this week. What would really excite the audience here? Uh?

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01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:11,439
Speaker 1: P Diddy will be on the show. Martin Lawrence on

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01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:16,720
Speaker 1: the show. One that's big, Steve, did you just black out?

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01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:32,240
Speaker 1: I heard that? And not to talk elbow right, you're

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01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:35,360
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here

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Speaker 1: we go tonight is the hand in Hand Telethon. Don't

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01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:42,200
Speaker 1: forget people, Tonight is the night. It's the telethon Hand

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01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:45,080
Speaker 1: in hand. It's a benefit for hurricane relief. It airs

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01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:48,519
Speaker 1: tonight at eight pm Eastern seventh Central across all of

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Speaker 1: the major networks and streamed live on social media. And

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01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:54,400
Speaker 1: don't forget that. If you want to help, please watch

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01:17:54,479 --> 01:17:57,439
Speaker 1: it and they'll tell you how well steve with everything

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01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:00,200
Speaker 1: going on. Of course, it is New York Fashion Week,

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01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:03,479
Speaker 1: and you know you're being so into fashion as you are.

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Speaker 1: This is according to Vogue. Now. Tianna Taylor put personality

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01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:11,360
Speaker 1: in the Philip Pline Spring Collection two thousand eighteen fashion show.

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01:18:11,439 --> 01:18:17,720
Speaker 1: Tianna Taylor has the body, Philip Line has the fashions. Yeah,

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01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:22,080
Speaker 1: her body, her body, man. She brought the crowd to

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01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:26,360
Speaker 1: its feet with her mesmerizing interpretation of a runway strut.

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01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:29,840
Speaker 1: Rihanna didn't walk into New York Fashion Week. She rode

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01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:34,960
Speaker 1: through it. Okay literally, Rihanna. You know she's such a fashionista.

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01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:38,040
Speaker 1: She kicked off her fancy Puma two thousand eighteen spring

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Speaker 1: summer collection on Sunday with motocross bicycles flying high in

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01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:47,360
Speaker 1: the air, ascending above a dreamy display of powder pink

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Speaker 1: Mountains and sand Rihanna rode on the back of the

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01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:54,479
Speaker 1: bike in true rock star form with one hand displaying

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Speaker 1: the sign of the Horns and the tongue sticking out. Steve,

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01:18:58,439 --> 01:19:01,960
Speaker 1: she had that, see that. I saw that. Yeah, you're

1230
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:05,679
Speaker 1: looking at it. It's really cool. And Steve, your daughter

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01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:08,479
Speaker 1: Laurie was there. She looked beautiful. I saw her on

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Speaker 1: social media. Did the same. Tiana and her friends. She

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01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:20,240
Speaker 1: did it. Philip, huh whatever. She all wore some of

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01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,160
Speaker 1: his clothes she was picked to wear. So she's got

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01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:27,719
Speaker 1: a little thing she's doing. You know, she's doing well. Yeah, congratulations. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So let's get some fall fashion tips from from you,

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01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:33,519
Speaker 1: Steve and then Jay of course, because you used to

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01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:35,439
Speaker 1: be a tailor, so I want to hear from it.

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01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:38,360
Speaker 1: He couldn't make pockets though, Well, what do you want

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01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:40,880
Speaker 1: to know first of all? Well, like fashion tips for men,

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01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:44,080
Speaker 1: like what are some fall colors and how our suits ties?

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01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:47,280
Speaker 1: You know you're into fashion colors are They're going a

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01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:50,280
Speaker 1: little bit more mutic this year for men, you know,

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01:19:50,479 --> 01:19:53,120
Speaker 1: but men we don't have a wide range of things.

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01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:56,560
Speaker 1: There's nowhere near the variety of what women do. So

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01:19:56,800 --> 01:20:00,080
Speaker 1: you know your more muted colors. Tone on tone is

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01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:02,560
Speaker 1: a very big right now. I always go with a

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01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:05,280
Speaker 1: pop up color. I think a pop up color throws

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01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:07,720
Speaker 1: you a little separately. But a lot of black on

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01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:10,400
Speaker 1: black on black, gray on gray, blue or blue. You

1251
01:20:10,479 --> 01:20:13,560
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It's nice, that's always appropriate. You

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01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:16,400
Speaker 1: know what I had on that to fight just beginning,

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01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:23,040
Speaker 1: you know, call that ice ice funk burger. Now that's

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01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:26,200
Speaker 1: ice funk Bergen. And then you come on and then

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Speaker 1: on death jam, I will uh uh pimp pimp teeth,

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Speaker 1: pimp tee teeth. Turk course, I want to pimp turk Coorse.

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Speaker 1: Uh that in my head on as a turk Corse

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01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:42,559
Speaker 1: in white and gray shirt and you know, just splash

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01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:45,720
Speaker 1: of white like a spider wheel coming through it. So

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01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:49,160
Speaker 1: you know, for me, there's always that. I recommend me

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01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:52,720
Speaker 1: and uh, step up your game this year. Every man

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01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:56,439
Speaker 1: should have a couple of jackets in his wardrobe. Please

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01:20:56,479 --> 01:21:00,720
Speaker 1: don't overlook that, fellas just ironing your shirt putting it

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01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:05,160
Speaker 1: on with some pants is oftentimes not enough. I know

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01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:07,360
Speaker 1: they may be dressing up to you, but your lady

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01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:10,320
Speaker 1: would really appreciate it if you had a jacket on

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01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:13,280
Speaker 1: occasionally so just you should have two jackets in your

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Speaker 1: or draws. Yeah, I just have one suggestion, Stephen. We

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01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:20,559
Speaker 1: wore these styles. It's just time to put the long

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01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:24,519
Speaker 1: ash jacket with all the buttons on it away. I

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Speaker 1: have to agree with the wide leg why, yeah, I

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01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:37,160
Speaker 1: have to take this because yeah, I started with the

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01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:42,800
Speaker 1: square tone the little Saturdaynight lie though he's still wearing

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01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:49,320
Speaker 1: them all. Yeah, I had bad responsive. You got more

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01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:52,880
Speaker 1: than seven buttons on your jacket is yeah, it was

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01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:58,040
Speaker 1: so mean. As much as I dread to look at

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01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:09,080
Speaker 1: before they shoulder up, man, you're tearing upon pants were

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01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:11,360
Speaker 1: so wide it was fitting me. But you know, I

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01:22:11,479 --> 01:22:14,800
Speaker 1: just really it's those days are gone. I'm sorry I

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01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:17,800
Speaker 1: introduced that. If you got a vet in the back

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01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:20,439
Speaker 1: of your jacket and it's a sport coat, it really

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01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:24,120
Speaker 1: need to get it closed up. If you can cut

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01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:26,840
Speaker 1: off the bottom of your jacket and make another jack

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01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:33,880
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Or if you can take your

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01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:35,920
Speaker 1: suit coat and put a fur coal on it and

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01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:39,320
Speaker 1: put a fur collar on, it looks like a winner coach.

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01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:45,680
Speaker 1: And so that is true. So fellas, I hate to

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01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:49,679
Speaker 1: tell you that, but those days are done. I've been

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01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:54,160
Speaker 1: doing that for some years. Now you know all the pockets.

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01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:58,920
Speaker 1: You don't need four pockets, and that that's a t suit.

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01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:07,880
Speaker 1: Tell you did that on the shoulder. Where's your pocket going?

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01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:11,240
Speaker 1: I see it a lot on family feel. They come

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01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:19,000
Speaker 1: to pay homage to me. Yeah, and just got one

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01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:21,840
Speaker 1: of you. I wore his fight. I got my my

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01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:24,800
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Sup. We don't make those anymore. That we

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01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:28,760
Speaker 1: haven't made that suit for years. And I still wear

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01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:31,439
Speaker 1: white the pels, but it's on the trim cut suit.

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01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:37,800
Speaker 1: I like the tom Forward flag the suit. Uh Warehouse

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01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:43,360
Speaker 1: has great suits. Burlington has great colds has great where

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01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:46,439
Speaker 1: you can get a really really good look for you

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01:23:46,479 --> 01:23:50,879
Speaker 1: wear a narrow leg now yeah yeah, not so skinny, skinny,

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01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:53,559
Speaker 1: but yeah narrow your mind mind cut. What I had

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01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:56,719
Speaker 1: on last night was narrow, you know, not with cups,

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01:23:56,920 --> 01:24:06,120
Speaker 1: with cups ankle that's yeah, that's like a sock fells.

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01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:11,679
Speaker 1: If you go wear skinny jeans, captive, be skinny. That's

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01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:14,719
Speaker 1: room number one. You can't be fat nowhere. You can't

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01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:17,080
Speaker 1: have a good and have on skinny jeans because now

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01:24:17,160 --> 01:24:19,360
Speaker 1: you look like an ice cream cone. You got on

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01:24:19,439 --> 01:24:22,840
Speaker 1: both your knees to put your pants on. You look

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01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:28,320
Speaker 1: like a waffle cone or spear tipped waffle code and

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01:24:28,439 --> 01:24:31,559
Speaker 1: big guys, big guys, you know that jacket is too tight.

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01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:35,839
Speaker 1: Sometimes when that button is crying, it's too tight. Okay, okay,

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01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:38,960
Speaker 1: thank you guys for these fashion tips. We have to go.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back nine. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

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01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:49,000
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right. They've crossed party lines to come together.

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01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:52,760
Speaker 1: Five living US presidents have joined forces to raise money

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Speaker 1: for Hurricane Harvey victims. The campaign is called One America Appeal.

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01:24:57,920 --> 01:25:00,320
Speaker 1: Ex President George W. Bush or red in and of

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01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:03,040
Speaker 1: Dallas says in the p s A people are herding

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01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:05,800
Speaker 1: down here, but as one text and put it, uh,

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01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:09,200
Speaker 1: we've got more love in Texas than water as a country.

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01:25:09,479 --> 01:25:11,360
Speaker 1: As the country is going through one of the most

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01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:15,719
Speaker 1: divisive periods in history, the campaign is a rare showing

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01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:19,960
Speaker 1: of unity in US politics. Donald Trump, who has frequently

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01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:23,960
Speaker 1: criticized his predecessors, even endorsed the effort with what Else

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01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:28,400
Speaker 1: a tweet Trump told Thursday night, he wrote, I'm proud

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01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:33,280
Speaker 1: to stand with presidents for hashtag One America Appeal. Well, Steve,

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01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:35,360
Speaker 1: this is the kind of unity we need to make

1329
01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:38,880
Speaker 1: a America great again. Maybe Trump is changing his tune.

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01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:41,479
Speaker 1: He shocked Republicans the other day when he signed it

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01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:44,200
Speaker 1: with the Democrats on a temporary fix for the debt ceiling.

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Speaker 1: The president also thanked FEMA and the U. S. Coast

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01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:50,360
Speaker 1: Guard for their amazing work. Right in the middle of

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01:25:50,439 --> 01:25:53,599
Speaker 1: the storm, he is calling for the storm. He's calling

1335
01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:56,080
Speaker 1: the storm a big monster. You know that, as everyone is.

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01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:58,839
Speaker 1: He's adding that it's the largest storm to hit Florida

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01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:01,559
Speaker 1: in years. Trump's as he's not concerned about the costs,

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01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:04,800
Speaker 1: but rather it's focusing on saving lives. So there you go.

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01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:08,240
Speaker 1: You have a really great speech for nine eleven. You know,

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01:26:08,439 --> 01:26:10,920
Speaker 1: I was listening to the speech of nine eleven. I

1341
01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:14,360
Speaker 1: watched he has to work on his out loud reading. Yeah,

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01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:17,920
Speaker 1: he's he's really got to sit in the room and

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01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:21,280
Speaker 1: practice reading the telephone. Why do you say that because

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01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:23,000
Speaker 1: he can't do a good He doesn't do a good

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01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:27,240
Speaker 1: job of that. You know. He sounds so scripted and

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01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:30,599
Speaker 1: read and you know, because when he's being Donald Trump,

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01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:35,200
Speaker 1: you know, and even though that's not good sometimes that sometimes,

1348
01:26:35,479 --> 01:26:39,719
Speaker 1: you know, but when he's just reading, it just sounds

1349
01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:43,400
Speaker 1: so Donald Trump. He's saying stuff he didn't want to say. Anyway.

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01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:48,360
Speaker 1: Really sounds like like, you know, he's telling these stories

1351
01:26:48,439 --> 01:26:52,280
Speaker 1: of courage, but he didn't really know the story himself. Yeah,

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01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:54,479
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like it's from his heart. No, man,

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01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:57,240
Speaker 1: he has to he has to study this stuff. And

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01:26:57,400 --> 01:27:00,200
Speaker 1: if you read it four or five times in front

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01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:02,920
Speaker 1: of the mirror, then you can own it. He's got

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01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:05,880
Speaker 1: to do that. Man, he's walking out there cold trying

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01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:10,439
Speaker 1: to read these things. You know, this guy and he

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01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:16,000
Speaker 1: was listen to just what he did. Uh, this guy

1359
01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:18,360
Speaker 1: is such a hero, right, you know, he runs into

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01:27:18,439 --> 01:27:22,519
Speaker 1: this building, he's in waste water and he's hearing voices

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01:27:23,320 --> 01:27:25,320
Speaker 1: and he runs back and he gets a voice, and

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01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:29,479
Speaker 1: then he goes back in because he continues to hear

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01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:33,519
Speaker 1: the voices. I mean, this guy, he's great, right, and

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01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:37,639
Speaker 1: he's walking through the and I'm going, dude, dude, get

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01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:40,040
Speaker 1: your speech and read it on the plane three four

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01:27:40,120 --> 01:27:43,200
Speaker 1: times so you can own this stuff, man, because I

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01:27:43,280 --> 01:27:47,000
Speaker 1: don't like criticizing the body for everything. Come on, man.

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01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:49,679
Speaker 1: But it was good what he was saying, though he's

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01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:55,040
Speaker 1: just his delivery words are great, but he doesn't read

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01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:59,120
Speaker 1: teleprompter will at all. Many and coming from and coming

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01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:03,080
Speaker 1: after Mamma and Obama was so great and Clinton was

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01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:05,880
Speaker 1: so great at you know, but look, man, they read

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01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:08,639
Speaker 1: the teleprompter, I know, the peller prompters glass. That's where

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01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:10,800
Speaker 1: they can look right and left like they look at people.

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01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:13,160
Speaker 1: I got that. Those words in the glass. We all

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01:28:13,240 --> 01:28:15,960
Speaker 1: know what that is. But it's okay. But they should

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01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:22,320
Speaker 1: sound like they're your words. Yeah, yeah, well extraordinary. It's

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01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:26,240
Speaker 1: gonna be very extraordinary, folks, really big league, big legally

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01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:32,080
Speaker 1: big things are gonna happen, great things. Yeah, so's he's

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01:28:32,120 --> 01:28:34,680
Speaker 1: done the past couple of things that's been right, but

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01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:49,519
Speaker 1: you know, as soon as just you that's one two yeah, yeah, right, yeah,

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01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:54,120
Speaker 1: this is in the first quarter. The chance of him

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01:28:54,160 --> 01:28:56,800
Speaker 1: coming back is low. All right, we'll be back right

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01:28:56,840 --> 01:29:01,360
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve harpeople show, all right,

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01:29:01,439 --> 01:29:05,439
Speaker 1: Steve when uh the deaf jam thing. I'm still thinking

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01:29:05,479 --> 01:29:12,080
Speaker 1: about that. J Anthony Brown's clip. Man, they showed this

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01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:18,160
Speaker 1: food doing this activator for Jerry Carroll curting it out.

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01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:24,600
Speaker 1: The reaction in the theater was nuts. The reaction to

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01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:28,000
Speaker 1: the crowd that was watching it was mo nuts. They

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01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:31,040
Speaker 1: was holly, man, They was holly. J Anthy Brown, you

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01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:33,759
Speaker 1: should have been the man. You would have really felt

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01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:36,960
Speaker 1: good about what you had done, man, because Death JamMan

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01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:39,840
Speaker 1: was such a tribute to so many people. Man, I

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01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:42,679
Speaker 1: know it changed your life. Didn't it change your life? Dog?

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01:29:43,439 --> 01:29:47,439
Speaker 1: You know Mitch Green Baby? It was crazy for man,

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01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:51,680
Speaker 1: it was it was stupid. Did what the first year

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01:29:52,080 --> 01:29:54,799
Speaker 1: of comics that came up with death Yeam? It was unbelieved.

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01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:57,120
Speaker 1: He man, let me tell you what I did. I

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01:29:57,320 --> 01:30:00,400
Speaker 1: was able to go back to comedy clubs that I

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01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:04,000
Speaker 1: was making fifteen hundred a weekend, and Blanca started clocking

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01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:08,519
Speaker 1: some dollars. I started doing. Yeah, I started doing door deals.

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01:30:08,680 --> 01:30:12,200
Speaker 1: But see the Deaf Jam Tour came out, and back then,

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01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:15,280
Speaker 1: now this is back then, these guys was getting seventy

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01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:19,040
Speaker 1: five hundred a night to perform. Now I was out

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01:30:19,120 --> 01:30:22,120
Speaker 1: of the question back then, seven thousand, five hundred night

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01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:25,439
Speaker 1: to perform on the Death Jam Tool. I never did

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01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:29,360
Speaker 1: the Death Jam Tool because I never did the Deaf

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01:30:29,439 --> 01:30:33,719
Speaker 1: Jam Tool because I didn't want to, because I wanted

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01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:36,439
Speaker 1: to go back to the comedy clubs with my Deaf

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01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:39,960
Speaker 1: Jam tape. And that got me in all the clubs.

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01:30:40,439 --> 01:30:42,880
Speaker 1: And then black started coming out to comedy clubs in

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01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:46,960
Speaker 1: record numbers, and so now I was instead of doing

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01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:50,840
Speaker 1: the seventy a night, I was doing door deal. So

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01:30:51,040 --> 01:30:54,880
Speaker 1: I was doing ten shows a weekend, eleven shows. I've

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01:30:54,920 --> 01:31:00,200
Speaker 1: done thirteen shows from Thursday to Sunday night. Always used

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01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:02,639
Speaker 1: to do three shows at night. But I was doing

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01:31:02,760 --> 01:31:05,519
Speaker 1: dough deals because I wanted to hustle harder, so I

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01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:08,400
Speaker 1: would perform more. But a man see while he works out,

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01:31:08,439 --> 01:31:10,880
Speaker 1: men were getting SENI five the night. Yeah, but I'm

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01:31:10,960 --> 01:31:14,439
Speaker 1: taking home thirty for the weekend. I'm gonna say to

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01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:17,400
Speaker 1: this once and I said again. Had not been for

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01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:20,720
Speaker 1: black comedy to come along with Deaf Jam, some of

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01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:23,160
Speaker 1: these comedy clubs and you know who you are, y'all

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01:31:23,160 --> 01:31:27,519
Speaker 1: would be out of business today to day, out of business.

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01:31:27,720 --> 01:31:29,960
Speaker 1: I got news for you out A lot of white

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01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:32,760
Speaker 1: clubs would be out of business out because black man

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01:31:32,880 --> 01:31:36,160
Speaker 1: coming out in such droves. Even the audience, it was

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01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:39,559
Speaker 1: an audience that didn't even average, changed our lives too,

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01:31:39,680 --> 01:31:41,679
Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to tell you. You It changed

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01:31:41,680 --> 01:31:44,519
Speaker 1: your lives. But we, as you know, as the audience

1431
01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:48,960
Speaker 1: and people watching Calm, were planning our lives around def Jam.

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01:31:49,040 --> 01:31:54,479
Speaker 1: On Friday nights at eleven clock, I'm gonna find of

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01:31:54,479 --> 01:31:58,639
Speaker 1: the TV at fourteen, Yes, doing the jokes Monday morning,

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01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:02,040
Speaker 1: so I get to school. We had never seen anything

1435
01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:05,160
Speaker 1: like it. You've never seen black comics in the raw,

1436
01:32:05,640 --> 01:32:09,200
Speaker 1: in the element. You've never You've never seen that until

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01:32:09,280 --> 01:32:14,120
Speaker 1: deaf Jam came along. Where did these black comedians go from?

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01:32:15,040 --> 01:32:18,320
Speaker 1: And and deaf Jam got rid of people. They got

1439
01:32:18,439 --> 01:32:22,680
Speaker 1: rid of a lot of comics. They went through a

1440
01:32:22,760 --> 01:32:25,479
Speaker 1: lot because if you wasn't good man, they compared. Martin

1441
01:32:25,600 --> 01:32:28,760
Speaker 1: was there every night. So now you come out their

1442
01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:30,920
Speaker 1: hair stuff and if you want to. Martin was there

1443
01:32:30,960 --> 01:32:33,800
Speaker 1: every night. He saw it up. And so you know

1444
01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:37,920
Speaker 1: when you didn't do good Martin coming Martin, Martin coming

1445
01:32:37,960 --> 01:32:40,519
Speaker 1: back out of here. Man and this dude right here

1446
01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:43,920
Speaker 1: had his job to do and he was to get

1447
01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:46,559
Speaker 1: laught and he got it. Helped Martin when people bombed

1448
01:32:46,600 --> 01:32:49,280
Speaker 1: it really did. All right, we'll be back. We have more.

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01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:51,439
Speaker 1: We'll be back to close out the show with just

1450
01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:57,200
Speaker 1: one more thing. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, start

1451
01:32:57,400 --> 01:33:01,000
Speaker 1: that it telethon is tonight den again. We've been mentioning

1452
01:33:01,080 --> 01:33:03,919
Speaker 1: it all morning. It's to help the victims of Hurricane

1453
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:08,639
Speaker 1: Harvey and IRMA organizers, including rapper Bunby set in a statement,

1454
01:33:08,720 --> 01:33:10,880
Speaker 1: we are prepared to help in any way we can

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01:33:11,880 --> 01:33:14,960
Speaker 1: Beyonce is gonna be there, Blake Shelton, Barbara Streisan and

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01:33:15,040 --> 01:33:17,799
Speaker 1: of course Oprah. They're gonna headline the one hour telethon.

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01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:21,920
Speaker 1: It will be simulcast on ABC, CBS, NBC, FUN and

1458
01:33:22,120 --> 01:33:25,840
Speaker 1: See MT at eight pm Eastern seventh Central and on

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01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:28,280
Speaker 1: tape delay at eight pm on the West Coast, and

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01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:33,000
Speaker 1: streamed live on Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter. I think we'll

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Speaker 1: be watching tonight for sure, you know, to see what

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Speaker 1: they're gonna do. Watch, watch, just to see, uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: how much money they're going to raise and everything. I'm

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01:33:43,439 --> 01:33:47,360
Speaker 1: just going to donate, you know, I'm gonna donate, you

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01:33:47,479 --> 01:33:50,600
Speaker 1: know what the people are saying and just everything. You know.

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01:33:50,840 --> 01:33:53,719
Speaker 1: I love it when stars get together and do things

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01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:56,599
Speaker 1: like this, you know, just come on see them, Yeah,

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01:33:56,720 --> 01:33:59,920
Speaker 1: to see them in a different habitat, see them different

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01:34:00,200 --> 01:34:02,759
Speaker 1: then you normally see them. So yeah, we'll be watching

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01:34:02,840 --> 01:34:11,760
Speaker 1: for sure and donate and help. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Oh

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01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:13,960
Speaker 1: my god. What if I called in and Morgan Freeman

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Speaker 1: picked up the phone. Hello, Hello Morgan, how Morgan you?

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01:34:21,560 --> 01:34:24,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god, would you like to make a donation

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01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:34,080
Speaker 1: I first met, and then I could watch it on TV.

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01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:37,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would be the highlight of my life.

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01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:44,280
Speaker 1: Is this Morgan Freeman thing real? Or is this a joke? Okay,

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Speaker 1: let me ask you something, Jay, is your white woman thing? Okay?

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01:34:50,760 --> 01:34:58,120
Speaker 1: Very real? Yeah, there is very real. I kind of

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01:34:58,160 --> 01:35:01,599
Speaker 1: got one like that though. Yeah. Oh yeah, he does

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01:35:02,040 --> 01:35:05,880
Speaker 1: ask them. Oh I know who it is, right? I

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01:35:05,920 --> 01:35:11,400
Speaker 1: don't think you, Judge Judy, look at your broken Ellen.

1482
01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:18,920
Speaker 1: You dumped Ellen for Judge Judy year. She wouldn't even

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01:35:19,120 --> 01:35:22,160
Speaker 1: look at You're broken? Ye. Let me just get on

1484
01:35:22,240 --> 01:35:25,479
Speaker 1: into the finance something you quit looking at Judish Judy.

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01:35:27,960 --> 01:35:33,760
Speaker 1: Don't like Judy. I'm just shocked because for so long

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01:35:33,880 --> 01:35:41,240
Speaker 1: it's been Ellen and you think Ellen got money and

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01:35:41,400 --> 01:35:45,479
Speaker 1: she don't even know you exist. Okay, let's go down

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01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:47,560
Speaker 1: the list and let me tell you another reason you

1489
01:35:47,640 --> 01:35:50,400
Speaker 1: can't get to Ellen. Because the chick she got way

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01:35:50,600 --> 01:35:55,599
Speaker 1: fine it in. And let's just go there. Wife, I've

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01:35:55,840 --> 01:36:00,880
Speaker 1: seen portion and she way way fine it in. You

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01:36:02,520 --> 01:36:11,920
Speaker 1: yove to me. Okay, let's go down the list. If

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Speaker 1: we weren't married, Come on, Carl, if you weren't married,

1494
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:20,800
Speaker 1: who would be your fantasy person? Yeah? Okay, good, God

1495
01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:36,160
Speaker 1: would be growling sometimes. Come on, Junior all day, beyon

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01:36:36,400 --> 01:36:40,439
Speaker 1: all day, Beyonce all day, just in to Houston. Okay, right,

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Speaker 1: all right, come on Jay, Oh I'm a w a

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01:36:45,040 --> 01:36:59,360
Speaker 1: oh w in one way? All right, Steve, come on,

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01:36:59,439 --> 01:37:06,240
Speaker 1: if you weren't married, you're gonna talk some Tommy even

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Speaker 1: skip Tommy, you Tommy, Let's get real. Come on, let's

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01:37:12,920 --> 01:37:14,800
Speaker 1: get real. And you ain't getting no Morgan free me.

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01:37:14,920 --> 01:37:17,519
Speaker 1: Let's get real. Okay, I got it for you. You

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01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:19,800
Speaker 1: can't get Morgan free me. He ain't got nothing to gil.

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01:37:23,320 --> 01:37:31,920
Speaker 1: Excuse you. I'm gonna give you my black, my white,

1505
01:37:32,040 --> 01:37:36,120
Speaker 1: and my Latino. Can I hear that I got? Okay?

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01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:41,880
Speaker 1: My Latino was j Low, we know, yes, lo my

1507
01:37:42,120 --> 01:37:47,360
Speaker 1: black is Halleban Okay yeah. And then and then just

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01:37:47,520 --> 01:37:49,840
Speaker 1: any Kardashi and I can hang out there any car

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01:37:49,960 --> 01:37:53,000
Speaker 1: that It don't matter which one it is called that

1510
01:37:58,960 --> 01:38:10,040
Speaker 1: you pick your men? Yeah, I like watch it. Oh

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01:38:10,160 --> 01:38:15,960
Speaker 1: Chris Jenner, Yeah, Chris Jenner sex. Yeah, they're all beautiful, cute.

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01:38:16,439 --> 01:38:20,479
Speaker 1: That's a just a great looking family. Okay, Carla, come on?

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01:38:21,600 --> 01:38:31,240
Speaker 1: Oh you said guy, either Tom Cruise, Matthew McConaughey, Yeah,

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01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:41,000
Speaker 1: just one. Yeah, the whole bag of white guys. Okay, okay, Steve,

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01:38:41,080 --> 01:38:45,120
Speaker 1: we didn't hear from you and you made us change it. Well,

1516
01:38:45,120 --> 01:38:50,920
Speaker 1: are you not going to play the game? Come on soon? Yeah?

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01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:55,800
Speaker 1: I was sure the same mortgage. Steve say, can't play

1518
01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:58,479
Speaker 1: this game? I'm well, can I be honest with you?

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01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:07,320
Speaker 1: I've had all that, all mine out, my sister. We

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01:39:07,360 --> 01:39:10,000
Speaker 1: ain't gotta going on, no names, and had all man.

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01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:15,439
Speaker 1: I'm done. Yeah, we gotta go. Speaking of take us home,

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01:39:16,400 --> 01:39:20,800
Speaker 1: they tend to have a great weekend. What mean you'll

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Speaker 1: see you'll see it? Where did I love you? Very time?

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