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Speaker 1: Well, hey, is this Mike Yep? How you doing? Man?

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Speaker 1: This is Casey right back. I work for insurance. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling on the claim for your two thousand and nine jeep.

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Speaker 1: Grand Cherokee puts the update on it. Uh. Well, as

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Speaker 1: you know, cops found it near a ravine in Idaho.

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Speaker 1: I had a chance to go look at it today

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Speaker 1: and I'm sorry to tell you it is trashed. Oh uh.

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Speaker 1: The side was completely dented. Um, all the wheels are gone,

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Speaker 1: the passenger side window was broken, and a family of

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Speaker 1: raccoons has moved into it. Yeah, dude, I'm sorry. They

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Speaker 1: have eaten everything inside, the upholstery, the seats. It looks

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Speaker 1: like they've been nesting in there for at least a week.

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Speaker 1: It was like hard for me to even take a

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Speaker 1: survey of the car because they kept jumping at me.

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Speaker 1: You know, the bad news is that we won't be

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Speaker 1: able to cover any of this damage. I'm sorry, what

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Speaker 1: are you talking? What are you talking about? You're not

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Speaker 1: going to cover any of the damage. You didn't have

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Speaker 1: any raccoon coverage under your policy. I don't have raccoon coverage.

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Speaker 1: What is raccoon coverage? It's exactly what it sounds like

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Speaker 1: it covers it in case somehow raccoon gets in your vehicle, because,

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Speaker 1: believe it or not, it happens a lot. What about

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Speaker 1: the broken window, the body, the wheel, what about everything

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Speaker 1: on the outside. That's a good point that would have

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Speaker 1: been covered. But we're assuming the raccoons probably broke the window,

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Speaker 1: and so we can't cover that. We have no proof

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Speaker 1: that it was done by anybody else. Do you think

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Speaker 1: of raccoons broke my car window? You're hitting it. They're

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Speaker 1: very strong creatures. If they want to get out something,

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Speaker 1: they could at A raccoon could could break a car window? Yes, definitely.

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Speaker 1: You know who else could break car windows? Guys who

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Speaker 1: stole my car and drove it to Idaho? How about that?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't it make this a little bit more sense. Well,

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Speaker 1: we've got no proof of those guys. We have no

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Speaker 1: proof that raccoons did it either. Well, the raccoons are

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Speaker 1: caught red handed in your car. We haven't caught a

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Speaker 1: thief yet. So hey, do you mind telling me how

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Speaker 1: a family of raccoons took all my tires off the car.

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Speaker 1: That's not possible. They're a lot smarter than you think, sir.

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Speaker 1: You get four or five of those guys working together

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Speaker 1: on a tire, they'll pull it right off. I've seen

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Speaker 1: it happen before, sir. That's why we have the raccoon coverage.

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Speaker 1: Did you just watch like the Fantastic Mister Fox yesterday

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Speaker 1: or something like that. You think raccoons are capable of

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Speaker 1: doing things people can do. People stole my car, People

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Speaker 1: broke the window, people stole the tires, people smashed it.

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Speaker 1: I don't give it about the raccoons living inside. Well,

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Speaker 1: you don't give it because you didn't have the raccoon coverage.

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Speaker 1: Had you gotten it, we wouldn't even be having this conversation.

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Speaker 1: Stop it with the raccoon coverage. There's no such thing

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Speaker 1: as raccoon coverage. You're go, You're correct, you are what.

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Speaker 1: There's no such thing as raccoon coverage because this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, your friend Kelly set you up? Kelly

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Speaker 1: set me up? Yeah, Oh, I hate so much. I

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Speaker 1: knew this was a joke. It didn't sound like you

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Speaker 1: thought it was a joke to be a joker. I

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Speaker 1: wanted it to be a joke wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the twenty School

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Speaker 1: one hundred blocks one eight six six moving nine two

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Speaker 1: five No carryous ef you le me