WEBVTT - Phone Tap: HOA Pet Problems

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<v Speaker 1>You know, when you google the most ridiculous HOA rules,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of things come up, including stuff like no

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<v Speaker 1>visible trash cans on the street. Yeah, you could have

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<v Speaker 1>them out, but I guess they need to be camouflage

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<v Speaker 1>or something. I forget the street man. I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 1>glad that I don't live in an h o A,

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<v Speaker 1>but one unlucky lady does and she's complained to her

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<v Speaker 1>friend about it multiple times, and her friend did the

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<v Speaker 1>right thing and told us to prank her. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>what we do, courtesy of her h o A in

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<v Speaker 1>your phone? Tap right now? Another Hell? Hi is this ANGELA? Ring?

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<v Speaker 2>Is Angela? Who's this?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Toby from the Homeowners Association?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Hi, Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you on this fine day?

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<v Speaker 2>Great? How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing okay? Uh? You and I haven't met, have we?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think I would recognize this voice for sure. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm going to get right into business with

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<v Speaker 1>you here, because sometimes these calls can go really well,

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<v Speaker 1>but sometimes they can get a little bit ugly. I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to know, are you coachable?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you? Are you coachable?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure what that means.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll just open to a little constructive criticism from the HOA.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, so is there a problem?

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<v Speaker 1>Hm? Well, problem or problems plural, because truth be told,

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<v Speaker 1>we have had a few issues around you specifically.

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<v Speaker 2>Really yeah, I find that all the hard to believe

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<v Speaker 2>because I haven't done anything wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, Well, like we talked about earlier, stay coachable,

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<v Speaker 1>because last Thursday, you were observed with your dog off

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<v Speaker 1>leash in your front yard.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think the keyword there is my front yard.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the keyword is off leash.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'd like to know what neighbor of mine called

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<v Speaker 2>me in for not having my dog on a leash

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<v Speaker 2>in my own front yard.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Angela, I'm not gonna do that. I can't sell

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<v Speaker 1>out your neighbors.

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<v Speaker 2>Too yet, but okay, that's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Just know that what you did was wrong. You may

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<v Speaker 1>not know the rules, but it is a violation and

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<v Speaker 1>a sixty five dollars five.

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<v Speaker 2>Sixty five dollars for having my own dog in my

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<v Speaker 2>own yard.

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<v Speaker 1>So again, I'm just trying to uphold the rules here.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, that's absolutely that's asinine. That's subidiest thing I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever heard of. And I don't think it would make

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<v Speaker 2>sense any of my neighbors as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, we're not quite done because last Saturday you

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<v Speaker 1>were observed using non eco friendly dog bags to clean

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<v Speaker 1>up what I know. I am shocked too. And while

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<v Speaker 1>we do appreciate you picking up the waste, the wrong

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<v Speaker 1>bag is going to be a thirty five dollars fire set.

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<v Speaker 2>The wrong bag, what are you talking about? I have

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<v Speaker 2>to send you the same bag everybody else done.

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<v Speaker 1>No, yours is a darker shade of brown, and we

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<v Speaker 1>specifically want people to use light brown eco friendly bags.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear to god it's eco friendly. I'm using rogue

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<v Speaker 2>dog bags. Whatever you're thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>Either way, they're not approved and you will need to

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<v Speaker 1>pay that fine. Okay. And then, oh, it's funny that

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<v Speaker 1>you use that word because that's what you're picking up

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<v Speaker 1>with the dog bags. Oh what you did? You're kind

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<v Speaker 1>of funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't trying to be funny. I'm pissed off.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, speaking of peed off, our neighbors were a

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<v Speaker 1>little peed off two Sundays ago, because are you aware

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<v Speaker 1>that there is a pet speed limit in our Neighborhood's.

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<v Speaker 2>Another one of them rolls that I apparently don't know

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<v Speaker 2>that make no sense on the planet.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in the HOA guidelines that even though we do

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<v Speaker 1>admit that your dog was on a leash and you

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<v Speaker 1>were running with it, we like to keep it under

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<v Speaker 1>three miles an hour. Are you freaking kidding me? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a safety thing, and you were clocked at going

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<v Speaker 1>nearly five miles an hour with your power.

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<v Speaker 2>So my dog's on a leash and I'm jogging away

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<v Speaker 2>on the leash and that's not allowed.

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<v Speaker 1>Jogging is allowed. You were more sprinting.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of any of this. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>talk to whoever's above you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the only person above me is God, and God

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<v Speaker 1>takes direct orders from your friend Nicole. What. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know she doesn't live in your neighborhood, but she is

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<v Speaker 1>in charge of all of this. Because we're really doing

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<v Speaker 1>a prank phone call on you right now, and this

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<v Speaker 1>is on the radio, so no way, no. Yeah, hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>that clears it up. Stu her h. Nicole told us

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<v Speaker 1>that you've been complaining a lot lately about the HOA.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it really that bad?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not that bad, but it is that bad, right, But.

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<v Speaker 1>You are okay with wearing a speedometer while you run

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<v Speaker 1>with your dog, the beeps when you go over four

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<v Speaker 1>miles an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's a pet speed woman, I'm doubling it.

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<v Speaker 1>At this point, we hold what happened to you being coachable?

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<v Speaker 2>No, definitely not. I think this proves I'm not coachable.

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<v Speaker 1>Wake Up every

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<v Speaker 2>Morning was weekday morning on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning