WEBVTT - EPISODE 5 - Talk Furby To Me

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<v Speaker 1>Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I

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<v Speaker 1>Heart Radio. Welcome to Tampon Rock, Tampon Rocks, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to. Previously on Tampon Rock, Dasia goes on a

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<v Speaker 1>dating spree, Chloe almost joins a cult, and also, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>their apartment got robbed. Yikes. Oh look here's Chloe now

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<v Speaker 1>in therapy all self improvement. Okay, Chloe, take it away.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, let me turn that off. M So, are

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna ask me something, doc or what do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk about? What do you want me to

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk about? Mm hmm um? What what are

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<v Speaker 1>you writing down? Oh? I'm just taking notes? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>okay with you? I mean, do you want it to

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<v Speaker 1>be okay with me? Mm hmm? Sorry, no offense. I

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<v Speaker 1>just I don't really want to be here right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about why you are here? Then? Okay? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>uh my mom kind of forced me to come. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean by forced? Um? She said if I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't come, she wouldn't pay my rent. She kind of

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<v Speaker 1>does this a lot, like she wouldn't let me go

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<v Speaker 1>to prom unless I went to see a psychiatrist when

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<v Speaker 1>I was sixteen, And what was happening when you were sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really want to get into that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>In your paperwork, you didn't fill out the medications part.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you on any medications now? And it depressed sense?

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<v Speaker 1>Anything like that. Oh. I was on lexi Pro for

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<v Speaker 1>a few years. Okay, and you are not on it now?

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<v Speaker 1>Nn I stopped. I think it was messing with my libido. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>some people do experience that with lexi pro. Was your

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<v Speaker 1>libido the only thing that was affected? Yeah? I just

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<v Speaker 1>love to have sex. Oh, but don't get me wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm not a sex addict or anything. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about sex. Let's talk about sex, baby, Let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk about you and me. Yes, yes, let's talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh right now, okay, Um, should I just like start

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere anywhere you feel comfortable? Well, um, the other night

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<v Speaker 1>I had my first threesome. You know that was something?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it a positive experience? Well, okay, here's the deal.

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<v Speaker 1>It was with this couple, Becky Marie. I had actually

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<v Speaker 1>already slept with Marie a while ago. At that point,

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<v Speaker 1>their relationship was kind of closed, but I didn't really

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<v Speaker 1>know that. And then they decided to open their relationships.

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<v Speaker 1>So then we all hooked up, but now I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like they're just kind of using me to experiment. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>other than all that, it was fun. Why do you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like an experiment to them? Because I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>they only call me to hook up and that bothers you. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I I don't know. Okay, Well, are you seeing anyone else? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the other thing. I thought I was dating this

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<v Speaker 1>other person, but it turns out she was just some

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<v Speaker 1>crazy lady in a cult. And then she tried to

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<v Speaker 1>trick me into joining her pyramid. Skeew Like, is this

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<v Speaker 1>a movie or a scripted romantic comedy drama podcast? Wait, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand. How did it go from dating to

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<v Speaker 1>almost joining a cult? Oh? Well, she was like really

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<v Speaker 1>flirty and then she asked me if I was free

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<v Speaker 1>to do something with her, so like, naturally, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>we were going to dinner, but just turn it out

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<v Speaker 1>it was just a cult meeting. What um? There must

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<v Speaker 1>have there must have been some red flags beforehand? Right? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you saying it's my fault? No? No, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>here to be judged by you. Why are you here, Chloe?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the threesome and the cult weren't enough. Okay. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>on top of that, my apartment got broken into last night,

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<v Speaker 1>so I kind of losing it a bit. Wow. I

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<v Speaker 1>am so sorry that happened. Have you talked to the police. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, my roommate slash best friend wasn't home,

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<v Speaker 1>so I had to figure it all out by myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it doesn't help that things are really weird

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<v Speaker 1>with us right now. I'm pretty sure she doesn't like

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<v Speaker 1>me anymore because she's just like bailed on our movie

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<v Speaker 1>night for the first time ever. Okay, Chloe, it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like there is a lot going on with you right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm. Let's talk about your friend. Why did her

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<v Speaker 1>canceling plans make you feel like she doesn't like you?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just okay to have this feeling

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<v Speaker 1>that we're drifting apart and I don't know what to

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<v Speaker 1>do about it. It really sucks. Actually, have you told

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<v Speaker 1>your friend how you feel? No? Hm? Why not? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Rejection isn't that what I'm supposed to say? Well? No,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no right or wrong answer, Chloe, But rejection is

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<v Speaker 1>always on the table when you become more vulnerable with

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<v Speaker 1>someone and express how you feel Oh, so you do

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<v Speaker 1>think she's going to reject me and then like end

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<v Speaker 1>our friendship and then move out and leave me here alone. Whoa, whoa, whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>slow down. That is not what I'm saying. I am

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<v Speaker 1>just saying that with any relationship, you open yourself up

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<v Speaker 1>to the possibility of conflicts or confrontations that you can

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<v Speaker 1>either choose to work through or not. Well, that sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess I won't have any more friendships. If

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<v Speaker 1>you'd rather just be in a relationship with yourself and

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<v Speaker 1>you feel like you would thrive, then that choice makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>But I get the feeling that that isn't the case,

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<v Speaker 1>because frankly, that's not the case for most people and

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<v Speaker 1>most animals actually. Well, so then what should I say

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<v Speaker 1>to her? What do you want to say to her?

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<v Speaker 1>What is going? God say to deja? What is going?

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<v Speaker 1>Say deja? What is going? Go? Say? Deja? What is going? God? Say? Deja? Deja?

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<v Speaker 1>Good afternoon. Today is such an amazing day, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just me? Or is it brighter outside now? It's

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<v Speaker 1>definitely bright outside. I can't wait to tell you about

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<v Speaker 1>my night. You know what, I'm just gonna tell you now.

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<v Speaker 1>I had such an amazing time. I finally feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm finding myself, like finding my place here. I no

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<v Speaker 1>offense because you have the whole Barrie Mickey situation. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't remember one anyway, you got that, and I finally

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<v Speaker 1>finally feel like I have my own Berrie you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like well, you know, like minus the whole sexual ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Just open your eyes. Okay, we got robbed last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Look around robbed? Yeah, how the fund did you not

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<v Speaker 1>notice the window was broken? And then there's ship everywhere?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, our police is a mess and the upstairs

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor had to call the police. I called you like

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<v Speaker 1>a million times and didn't hear back. I'm sorry my

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<v Speaker 1>phone went dead. Oh my god. I didn't even question

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<v Speaker 1>the messiness. I just assumed you had a party or something. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>are you sure anything was taken though, because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm missing anything. Good for you, but my guitar

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<v Speaker 1>got stolen and I'm missing my laptop so that was

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<v Speaker 1>probably stolen too, So we have to go file a

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<v Speaker 1>police report. Fue. I'm so sorry about this, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I'm going to be able to make it

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<v Speaker 1>to the station today. Seriously, I have sound check in

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of hours because my show is tonight. Okay, well, great, awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you know. I'll just go talk to the police.

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<v Speaker 1>Loan again. Chloe's seriously, dude, I'm sorry, but look at

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<v Speaker 1>the bright side. It's definitely covered by insurance, so we're good.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh thank god? Do you have insurance? Oh my god? Okay, okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>um god. Do you know the policy number? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you have your own policy number. Oh wait, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have the same one. No, we can only cover our

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<v Speaker 1>items individually. Remember I sent it to you like twice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called lemonade. Wait, I thought you just sent me

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<v Speaker 1>a link to the Beyonce album. What Wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>you thought I sent you the Beyonce album and you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even click on the link. Shout the disrespect to

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<v Speaker 1>me and Beyonce, both of us. Okay, well, why would

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<v Speaker 1>someone call Winter's insurance lemonade? That doesn't make any sense, Chloe,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I don't know what to say. Look, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really sorry, but I cannot help you today. You know what, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad that you had such a great night. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna go deal with this. I guess by myself. Okay, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, okay, but I'll see you tonight on my show.

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<v Speaker 1>Drinks on me, Yeah, I see you there. Boys sh

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<v Speaker 1>she's the most because she's out, goes to the boys,

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<v Speaker 1>SI shoe because she's a won't. Did you know there's

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<v Speaker 1>an insurance called lemonade? Yeah? Isn't that what? Like everybody uses?

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<v Speaker 1>God damn it? Hey, how about another drink? Yeah? The

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<v Speaker 1>I p a oh and a baksa double fisting at

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<v Speaker 1>four pm? Impressive or maybe sad? Okay, it's for my ex. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>she'll be here in any second. Vodka and xes don't mix. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's your name, Dad, because you're telling me what to

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<v Speaker 1>do and I like it. Technically, I don't think anyone's

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<v Speaker 1>name is dad. It's more of a title. Hate bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm outside smoking my jewel. Want to order me something

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<v Speaker 1>I already did? Something's never changed. I'm hanging up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm walking in, bitch. Come here, Look at you, still

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<v Speaker 1>wearing that dumpy baseball hat. Cute. I shouldn't have called you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you're lucky I was free, all right? Please

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<v Speaker 1>just sit down? Is this my vodka soda? Good girl?

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<v Speaker 1>You remembered you what you're drinking beer? Don't you think

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<v Speaker 1>you should switch to lick? Why? Honey, we both know

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<v Speaker 1>beer makes you bloat in didn't you say you had

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<v Speaker 1>Celiac or something? Uh? No, you told me you thought

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<v Speaker 1>I had Celiac, and then I spent like six hundred

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<v Speaker 1>bucks going to a specialist just to find out that Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just really gussy. Well, anyway, I don't know anyone

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<v Speaker 1>who blots like that when they drink beer. Now I

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<v Speaker 1>remember why we don't talk. Shut up, you, miss me. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what is this thing you're taking me to? Oh it's

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<v Speaker 1>actually Deja's solo show. No, oh my god, you're a

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<v Speaker 1>shitty band. Finally broke up? Ungratulations? Actually, no, we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>break up. Deja got this gig. You know. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>like side stuff. But wow, dummy, I really feel Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, come on, you guys don't even have the

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<v Speaker 1>same taste in music. That's not at all true. I

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<v Speaker 1>always thought you were just friends with her because she

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<v Speaker 1>was smart. Wait are you calling me dumb? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine. We all do it. If you're around smart people,

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<v Speaker 1>then people assume you're smart too. God, you are an asshole,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, let's just take a shot. Excuse me, two

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<v Speaker 1>shots of tequila? Please? Did you know to kill as

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<v Speaker 1>an upper? Wait, you're not even waiting for me yet. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't wait for anyone. Oh right, right, right, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that time that I got held up at t

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<v Speaker 1>s A and you boarded the flight without me. Hey, Chloe,

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<v Speaker 1>just take your shot. Okay, good girl, I'm so glad

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<v Speaker 1>you called. It has been too long. Yeah, it's been

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<v Speaker 1>like three years. Crazy that we ended up in the

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<v Speaker 1>same city. I know, are you talking? I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 1>it was your first Yeah, okay, whatever, I have a

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<v Speaker 1>surprise for you. Oh mm hmmm. For old time's sake,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a Somali. Well, it's left over from Coachella. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, dude. The last time I did Molly,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I was one of those egghead statues on

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<v Speaker 1>campus who didn't make up with one of those statues.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, open up, here comes the Molly train. Choo. Okay, okay, fine, ah.

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<v Speaker 1>How long did I start feeling it? What about three? Two? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>This band is really good. Yeah, I know. I'm actually

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<v Speaker 1>really good friends with the lead sick stop angree. You

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<v Speaker 1>literally know everyone in the cities whoa, whoa, whoa. Just

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm black does not mean I know every single No.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't saying because you were black. I'm relax. I

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<v Speaker 1>do know every black person. Oh you know what, There

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<v Speaker 1>goes my black friend, Travis. Travis. I'm just kidding. I

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea what it? Oh? Ship, fuck ship? Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm just playing around. No, Gina is here? Gina, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the girl you could not stop talking about on our

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<v Speaker 1>very first romantic date. Wait, I gave your heads up.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you I didn't want to talk about her.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the one who got it. Relaxed, jee, sarcasm button

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<v Speaker 1>is broken today? Oh my god? How do I look like?

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<v Speaker 1>She's coming over? Okay, chill, you look good. You look amazing. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>you are going to crush tonight. This is your show

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<v Speaker 1>shine brand like a diamond. Those are beautiful like diamond sinc. Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey da hey, Jina, I didn't know you were coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you did text me the show details, silly? Why

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<v Speaker 1>would I miss it? Oh? Well you didn't respond, so

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't true. If you got it, I got it here?

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<v Speaker 1>I am hey. I'm Angie. Oh sorry, Gina, this is Angie.

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<v Speaker 1>So nice to meet you. So how do you and

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<v Speaker 1>Deja know each other? Well, we we're just friends. We

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<v Speaker 1>just we just know each other. We we yes, we

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<v Speaker 1>go way way way way back. Oh I mean, but

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<v Speaker 1>not super way back, just you know, just back. Okay, okay, great, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm going to go get a drink again. It

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<v Speaker 1>was super nice to meet you. Good luck up there, Daja,

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<v Speaker 1>you look good. D Oh my god, don't call me

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<v Speaker 1>d it reminds me too much of the Patriot. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I see, um deflecting with jokes. Listen, don't be nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to be great. Yeah, thank you, But definitely

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<v Speaker 1>to be nervous around me though, because I love it

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<v Speaker 1>when you get all weird and clammy. I don't I've

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<v Speaker 1>never been weird and clammy like maybe yeah, yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>you are right now. Um, that's my favorite thing about you.

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<v Speaker 1>But listen, I don't want to keep you. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you've got to go go get ready yeah cool cool cool? Well, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come find you after maybe okay, by days days

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<v Speaker 1>days day, every days you wait, Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>am so happy. How did you go at the station?

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<v Speaker 1>To me? Every dude? I wouldn't miss it for the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, what why do you push my arts hard?

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<v Speaker 1>You know I'm delicate for your first show, bro, you

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<v Speaker 1>know you know what? Okay, Okay, okay, I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get you a drink, but now I'm thinking you already

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<v Speaker 1>had a few. Yeah. Oh wait, wait wait I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on Molly and I really love you. God, so

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. I'm going to let you work that

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<v Speaker 1>out of your own. Okay, Oh my god, wait Chloe, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>don't look now, but Jessica's here. Listen, Jessica. Jessica is here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she's coming over. Okay, okay, look at me. Oh hey, Jessica, Chloe,

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<v Speaker 1>what kind of place is this? They won't even let

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<v Speaker 1>me peep inside? This place sucks? Oh hey, Desas is

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<v Speaker 1>always Yep, you're performing tonight right in that outfit? How

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<v Speaker 1>you're so brave? I can never do you know what? Okay, Chloe?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I please talk to you for a second over here?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay alone? Thank you? Jessica? Did you come here with her?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe I did, Maybe I did. What

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<v Speaker 1>the hell, Chloe? What what was the one rule we

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<v Speaker 1>had when y all broke up to never communicate with

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<v Speaker 1>that shady two timing lady again. You look at Rimes please.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. So why is she here? Oh? Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Why are you here? Why am I?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? Okay whatever, I'm not doing this right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to right now. O cool? Like same? Great? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we're on the same page. Where. Just hope

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<v Speaker 1>I don't find you in a ditch later. Um well,

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of hope I am in a ditch later

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<v Speaker 1>because I like dirt and a knap sounds great. Hi everyone, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guys. Her name Oh god, I know her. I

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<v Speaker 1>know her a lot. Okay, uh, so here's my first song.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep waiting for something new, but only something that

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<v Speaker 1>will change my mind, like I keep waiting for something true,

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<v Speaker 1>that fairy tale ship that will make cute blue, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm caught up losing. Yes. Oh my god, yes, oh

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<v Speaker 1>you're Crimson. That's my girl. I mean that she might

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<v Speaker 1>room me flashing my friend like we're not wating. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>totally single, like honestly so single at her, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, god, this is so good. Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>Why I wish I really up there? So lo show though?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I right? Her? Quiet me? M uh this, this

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<v Speaker 1>next one is called you. I think I'm the you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Dja deja deja is the you? Me? Are?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you? The am? I? The you? Gina Gina Gina Vagina,

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<v Speaker 1>the gina Gina Vagina though Gina Vagina is her name,

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<v Speaker 1>the giant wildly does he think cool? Can you and

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<v Speaker 1>your friend just calm down? Really? Excuse me? Weird not friends,

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<v Speaker 1>we were not bitch whatever? Trust just true. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to show it to Daja. I'm sorry, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>know about what's important to ajah? Excuse me? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>just be quiet? Please? Oh? Excuse me? Who the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>are you? I'm Angie. I'm a friend of Asia's. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>i'm her best friend and I've never heard of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh wait wait you oh us be one of

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<v Speaker 1>her many tender dudes and you must be the codependent roommate. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me? How dare you? Okay? Because you don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know me? Ho, you don't know me? What're you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do about that? Yeah? Okay, okay, come on, guys, it's over.

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<v Speaker 1>It's I'm pret about to go all right, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for just you know it? Excuse me a bit. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going anywhere I paid for this to do. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you really want me to get security? You know, Vagina? Whatever? Hey, look,

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<v Speaker 1>just got it's so not worth it. Let's just go

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<v Speaker 1>so much jump she's sucking pro Hey guys, good. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>it was so amazing. I mean, well besides your friend

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<v Speaker 1>going off the rails and everything. But yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. That was extremely out of character for her.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait wait, wait, wait, are you telling me that was Chloe?

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<v Speaker 1>They yelled ho in the middle of my set. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think she called Angie that what the actual I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry I had to deal with that ship. Stop

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<v Speaker 1>you're nothing. He needs to apologize. Gina is right anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>forget her Deja. You were amazing. I cannot wait to

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<v Speaker 1>hear more of your music. Thank you so much for

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<v Speaker 1>coming through. It is Titia here. Did she make it?

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<v Speaker 1>She was here, but she had to run to another event.

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<v Speaker 1>But you did tell me to tell you that she loved, loved,

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<v Speaker 1>loved your set. Okay, tell her, I said, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, why don't you just tell her yourself. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to meet up with her now. If you want

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<v Speaker 1>to join, oh oh oh, Gina, you can come to

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<v Speaker 1>her oh thank you. I'm actually gonna go head home soon,

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<v Speaker 1>but deja you should totally go Yeah, well, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I was, I was going to. I'm just I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>tired and I'm emotionally exhausted, so I think I'm actually

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<v Speaker 1>getting shill tonight too. All right, well, um, i'll see

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<v Speaker 1>you all later then later, So you're gonna go home

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<v Speaker 1>without me? Well, I'm not going home just yet. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well maybe I can not go home yet with you

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<v Speaker 1>or okay, well we'll just not go home yet together

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<v Speaker 1>exactly when around bear me? Great? Okay, my treat rock star?

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<v Speaker 1>So long time friends with that angie? Huh yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all the way back to your tender date last week.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's fine. You know you don't have to lie

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<v Speaker 1>to me about it though, right. No, I just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to introduce her because I think we're just

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<v Speaker 1>friends with them. I don't know. There's so much I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know about this. Whatever you guys are, it's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I I just really don't like being white too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well I they don't like the ghosted Wait are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about me? Yeah? I texted you like three times.

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<v Speaker 1>I became a trip texter. I don't even recognize myself anymore. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well I'm not a big Texter. Sorry, Gina, you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even tell me you were coming to my show tonight. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it would be fun to surprise you. You

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<v Speaker 1>know it would surprise me. You texting me back? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you seriously mad at me? I'm not mad. Wait wait,

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<v Speaker 1>hold up, I know him a bad liar. But how

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<v Speaker 1>did you know Andrey and I went on attend to date?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh right, Chloe might have mentioned it or screamed it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure of those fucking Chloe Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to hear her name right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Actually, is it cool if I crashed at

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<v Speaker 1>your place tonight? I just really don't want to go home.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not crashing if I was going to invite you

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<v Speaker 1>over anyway? Cool? I'll have my mom chopped off my

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping bag. Wait, who are are we children in this joke?

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's children? That's weird, you know what? You know what? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I got it. I'm gonna walk that back. Don't just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna keep walk, but not not too far. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to call us an ubero. Does that's enough? Okay? I

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<v Speaker 1>can't find the light switch. No, no, no, don't, don't,

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<v Speaker 1>don't turn it on. It's fine. The fuck I think

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<v Speaker 1>my contact just fell out where the fund is. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Do you need your contact? Yeah? I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't move. I don't fuck did I just stop on

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<v Speaker 1>a lego? DJA. I'm a towny five year old woman.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't play with legos. I play with meany babies,

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<v Speaker 1>So cool. Well, you know, I was always kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a Furby fan myself, So okay, Like, if you're totally

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<v Speaker 1>not ready to do this, it's totally it's absolutely no. No, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's fine. I'm good, I'm promised, I'm are you sure? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready, honestly great because you are so sexy right now,

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<v Speaker 1>stop Furby. I'm so horny and Gina. This episode was

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<v Speaker 1>created and written by Alicia Brown, Sarah Almond, and Sophie Dinnical,

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<v Speaker 1>directed and composed by Sarah Almond, music supervised by Alicia

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<v Speaker 1>Brown and Sophie Dinnical. Executive produced by Brian Walland for

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<v Speaker 1>Anthem Entertainment. Produced by Selena Razzick, with audio by Take

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<v Speaker 1>Gregor and David Gulick. Starring Ranita Lewis, Jules Forsburg, Larry

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<v Speaker 1>and Leah Coconeti's narrated by Alicia Brown and Sarah Almond,

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