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Speaker 1: As Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, we got a

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Speaker 1: brand new full Hour for you. I have plans to

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Speaker 1: move into an all female commune and explained why. Today

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Speaker 1: in a brand new On's on Your Mind, we get

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Speaker 1: an update from Alexis's coaching life. Gotta be one every year.

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Speaker 1: The kids listen, though, so I'm hoping they missed today's.

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Speaker 1: They love the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Before.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, Plus a brand new second date that's wild. So first,

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Speaker 4: Can of Victoria said, I came home absolutely wasted from

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Speaker 1: Everyone was asleep. I proceeded to shout up the stairs, Hey, boys,

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Speaker 1: how you do so loud? I'm so embarrassed. It got

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Speaker 1: a good laugh, though. Yeah, the real ones will get it.

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Speaker 1: I hope you all know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all

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Speaker 1: need to go party in Vegas together. Okay, let's get

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Speaker 1: to this brand new full hour right now.

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Speaker 2: You should know this fine now, But spring break in

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Speaker 1: Does that mean you're finally gonna participate in my wet

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Speaker 1: T shirt contests? I've been trying to do in the hallway.

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Speaker 2: I've been doing what t shirt contests every single day

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Speaker 2: of the year, and now you want to join in.

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Speaker 2: It's brooken Jebberary in the morning, rowdy students from all

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Speaker 2: and party like crazy this year. I mean, why aren't

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Speaker 2: doing what you're doing at Daytona Beach? That would be

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Speaker 2: such fire audio. We got to put in request to

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Speaker 2: do that next year.

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Speaker 1: Make sure just a lot of people that you totally

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Speaker 2: Anyway. The reason I bring it up is because it's

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Speaker 1: What's been going on, cracking down on curfews.

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Speaker 2: Curfews at eight pm. They say they have lost laws

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Speaker 1: Oh what like we were drinking it cold anyway, right the.

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Speaker 2: Latest law that they passed, I'm just not sure about it.

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Speaker 2: Because in Panama, beach fish and wildlife officers have been

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Speaker 1: But it's natural. I mean, it's part of the wildlife there.

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Speaker 2: They think it's lewd and disgusting. The signs say if

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Speaker 1: No wow, I mean that would be a pretty good

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Speaker 2: Kim Hands in the Air didn't have a sign against them,

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Speaker 2: so for now it's allowed. But you know, kids, a

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Speaker 1: It's going to make them want to do it more so.

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Speaker 2: A few days ago, cops in Panama City Beach stormed

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Speaker 5: Spray to stop a wild towerkfest.

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Speaker 2: Many of the college kids reported getting welts on their backsides.

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Speaker 5: Come on, trying to sell some jello shots.

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Speaker 1: Herez going on like the country, heel. He wanted us

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is where America is now. Tops pepper spraying

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Speaker 3: Well, on this day in nineteen eighty three, Michael Jackson

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Speaker 3: Move It or Lose It edition of twenty of twenty,

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Speaker 7: Okay, there's Jeff Village down village.

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Speaker 3: There's a whole We're over to you. Nine is off

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Speaker 8: What's it called?

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Speaker 1: Though? I think that that one is gonna be the

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Speaker 1: Cupid shuffle?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, would you like to lock that in, Brooks.

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Speaker 1: The left slide to the right.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it in locking it in into jail. You go, Brooke,

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Speaker 3: please stop singing the songs as the show Jose, nine

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Speaker 8: Let's go five.

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Speaker 3: This is a classic wedding dance that makes full grown

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Speaker 5: So far these have all been wedding dance?

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Speaker 2: Is that the only time Americans dance? That is, we have.

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Speaker 9: So this is again it's like one of the slides,

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Speaker 1: No one does it anymore.

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Speaker 3: How you guys were talking about the chicken dance. None

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Speaker 3: of you are getting invited to my second wedding. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 3: we're over to you. We're talking dances because of the

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Speaker 3: is safe. Brook It's just a whole nother thing entirely.

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Speaker 3: So we're over to you now.

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Speaker 2: I'll do number seven.

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Speaker 3: This early twenty tens dance is all about leaning back,

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Speaker 3: you're dusting off your shoulders. What dance is that?

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Speaker 2: Like what the coal miners do when they get out

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Speaker 3: Absolutely appropriating mind culture.

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Speaker 2: That's making a comeback away with solar energy, back with coal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's always been stellar for the planet.

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Speaker 5: It's just called brushing the shoulder brush.

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Speaker 3: The shoulder brush is not at all what I was

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Speaker 3: looking for, are you guys not? Cali Swag District fans.

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Speaker 3: The song was called teach Me how to dug y?

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Speaker 1: Why we need more video in this room?

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Speaker 3: We're moving on back to Alexis need a number please?

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Speaker 3: This viral twenty tens dances one where one person dances

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I don't know the get Loaf dance, the.

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Speaker 3: Get Low dance. That was the Harlem Shake. I've been

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Speaker 3: Today's edition of twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Okayeh, Jeffrey definitely.

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Speaker 5: Got his wrong, but just by association with Jose.

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Speaker 2: It's like, you know how dances get divided into girls

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Speaker 1: Billy Jean is not my love. She just a girl

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Speaker 3: I don't like when they say lover.

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Speaker 10: Question of the day, and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I got a strange email the other day from a

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Speaker 2: college professor at MIT asked for permission to use clips

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Speaker 1: Oh would wait?

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Speaker 1: He's trying to dumb the class down, isn't he?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I just thought to myself, like, WHOA, what an honor?

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Speaker 2: How cool to have MIT students studying our show.

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 2: It's called ethics one O one the Decline of Intelligence

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Speaker 2: and critical thinking and modern American Media.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it doesn't sound great for us, but

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Speaker 1: We're only client.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a brand new What's on your Mind? Coming

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Speaker 2: up right now? It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And if a bunch of cats jump on top of

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Speaker 2: I think the only way to make it hurt even

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Speaker 2: as for and prematurely just a brac this when we

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Speaker 2: start with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: You have so much left in that bottle. Actually, I

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Speaker 9: Well, next month, I'm going on my very first ever

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Speaker 1: I think he's learned how to use Uber. Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Party him in Global him at the airport bar.

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Speaker 2: Guess, alexis what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 4: So I'm doing another season of assistant coaching track for

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Speaker 5: I missed a turn.

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Speaker 1: No, I just didn't tell me how well. Anyways, I

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Speaker 2: Women said that with women's and the women are better players.

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Speaker 1: We mature to it.

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, I love this route really, never gonna

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Speaker 1: I love it all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: I know most radio hosts in this biz. They get

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Speaker 5: Oh man, I need one, not this guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I buy my own. So I showed up to

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Speaker 1: And did you also wonder what kind of drug front?

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Speaker 8: It was?

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Speaker 1: No one's ever in those places. It's so wild.

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Speaker 2: This one just seemed like a mattress store to Okay,

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Speaker 2: And I'm not somebody who wants to like drag out

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Speaker 2: Just one problem. The guy selling it to me had

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Speaker 5: Had attached to it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, he was like, oh you like this one, Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, great choice. I actually bought this exact one

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Speaker 3: But you might like it.

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Speaker 1: Hey, So do we get to the mattress that he

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Speaker 2: Us, because we'd move on. He'd be like, oh, this

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Speaker 2: mattress was redesigned after the First Gulf War. It's been

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Speaker 2: Apparently his father in law bought that one after he

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Speaker 1: I'm hot goss.

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Speaker 1: The mattress story.

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Speaker 2: And they weren't even jokes. They were like real stories

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Speaker 1: Did you find one that was right for you?

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Speaker 13: No?

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Speaker 3: Right out of time.

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Speaker 2: I got to go try a different store next week,

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Speaker 2: hopefully with less personal stories attached.

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Speaker 3: No fire from him.

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Speaker 9: So you can be like, now, this is that guy's

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Speaker 5: I just want a new one. That so much to ask.

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Speaker 2: Just wish me luck on my mattress hunt. Text in

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Speaker 2: seven eight five nine two, you could tell us what's

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Getting a lot

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Speaker 2: kind of copying what we're doing, saying what's our mind?

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Speaker 5: But that's okay.

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Speaker 1: We literally asked them, we told them.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Listeners are texting, and one says Hi Brook,

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Speaker 2: I was in my personal training session. Can I get

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Speaker 2: a shout out for losing four pounds in just two

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exciting.

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Speaker 8: That's a really good and that's a healthy way to

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's more impressive that or just listening

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Speaker 2: You're a very brave woman over a decade.

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Speaker 13: Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not.

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Speaker 5: Sure how you do it.

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Speaker 2: Another text says Brook and Alexis y ten exclamation points.

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Speaker 2: Where would we send the iced coffee to? I'll spoil you.

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Speaker 2: I just need an exact address for a while.

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Speaker 1: I put a tracker on Alexis's car, So if you

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Speaker 2: Fine night exactly. I'm with you.

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Speaker 1: I thought you wanted them. I mean it could be

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Speaker 2: You want us to tell you the address. If you're

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hunt us, Yeah, prove that you love us.

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Speaker 1: Can we go with where we work instead of yeah, no.

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Speaker 5: Far where we live? Real challenge.

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Speaker 2: Other text says this is Rob out of Bakersfield. I

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Speaker 2: found you three years ago while in the hospital battling cancer,

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Speaker 2: and I can't stop listening to you on Spotify. Thank

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Speaker 2: it most forever A fan to you all.

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Speaker 1: Thank you man.

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Speaker 2: Good for you exactly good news. We don't just cure cancer,

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Speaker 2: we do the other ones too. We'll cover your TV

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Speaker 2: your syphilists, Yes, ring words, just find our podcast and

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Speaker 2: free yourself of disease today and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Just going away A brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: After the show yesterday, Brooks said something pretty powerful to

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Speaker 5: They're just called life hacks. Now, remember that we were.

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Speaker 1: Talking like cheating on a diet, not spouse sports or something.

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Speaker 2: It makes sense. You're not copying test answers off someone

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Speaker 2: else's paper. You're doing a school hack. Yeah, you're not

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Speaker 2: cutting the line at Disneyland. You're doing a time hack.

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Speaker 2: That's right that one. And you're not cheating on your

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Speaker 5: You're doing a love hack. That's for Brooks words, not mine.

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Speaker 2: And you're going viral in more ways than one because

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Speaker 12: In the morning sneak two timing wives, boyfriends and even

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Speaker 1: They thought they could get away with.

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Speaker 5: It, but now they're about to get busted.

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Speaker 2: In the show Blues Clues, Steve looks in the camera

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Speaker 2: and says, you can do anything you want to do.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately a lot of people want to cheat on their

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we just figured out.

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Speaker 2: We're left here to pick up all the broken pieces

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Speaker 2: that Steve left behind. During a brand new edition of Busted,

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Speaker 2: where listeners can come on the show and tell us

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Speaker 2: how they found a big clue that their ex was

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Speaker 2: going full Steve on someone Eloka.

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Speaker 1: Give them a small clue.

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Speaker 2: We've got a few listeners on the phone ready to

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Speaker 2: share their stories, starting with Sarah, tell us how you

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Speaker 2: busted your significant other.

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Speaker 14: So my boyfriend and I started doing yoga together because

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Speaker 14: there was a studio like really close to my place,

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Speaker 14: and so we had class every Tuesday morning, and every

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Speaker 14: single time he would just take forever in the locker.

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Speaker 1: Room showering and like getting I will say, my husband

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Speaker 1: takes a lot longer to get ready than me.

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Speaker 2: We're just trying to look pretty for you, ladies. Is

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Speaker 2: that so wrong?

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're sitting on the toilet with your phone.

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Speaker 5: Why can't both be true.

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Speaker 6: The toy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, we won't look nice for you anymore, Fine, Sarah,

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Speaker 2: keep going.

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 14: So I was always waiting for him, and this one

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Speaker 14: day I was waiting and waiting and I'm like, if

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Speaker 14: we don't leave right now, I'm going I'm gonna be

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Speaker 14: late for work. Yeah. So I was like, pretty annoyed,

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Speaker 14: and I went to kind of open the door to

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Speaker 14: the men's locker room area. I was like hello, and

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Speaker 14: then nobody said anything.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 14: I was like whatever, I'm just going to go in,

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Speaker 14: and then I hear those crazy noise coming out of

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Speaker 14: one of the stalls.

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Speaker 1: And I'm sure it was a video on his phone.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm trying to think how to describe this noise.

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Speaker 14: It was like a rhino.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that sounds pretty loud.

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Speaker 1: What was it?

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Speaker 14: Wow? The stall door like swung open, and I see

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Speaker 14: my boyfriend and the only other guy in the yoga

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Speaker 14: class together.

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Speaker 2: They were just doing their downward rhino in there.

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Speaker 1: That's what it was, comparing yoga pants. That's that you

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Speaker 1: got caught up in that.

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Speaker 2: So this is why you don't bring your boyfriend to yoga.

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Speaker 3: That's why.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to theo. Tell us how you busted your

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Speaker 2: significant other.

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Speaker 12: So my girlfriend came home after work. She told me

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Speaker 12: that she was helping her friend plan a wedding out

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Speaker 12: of town and she was the maid of honor, was

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Speaker 12: taking up a lot of her time at the meet

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Speaker 12: with vendors organized the bachelorette party. Sure, yeah, wedding cakes, dresses, everything.

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Speaker 1: It is a part time job.

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Speaker 11: I know.

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Speaker 2: Women can't do anything on there own.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, that's isolated.

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Speaker 2: Her friend offered.

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Speaker 1: So much of the planning.

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Speaker 2: Was nothing. I could have done this in one day.

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Speaker 2: Keep going anyway?

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Speaker 12: Who always busy? And then the weekend of her friend's

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Speaker 12: wedding comes. I see by the door, she's got a

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Speaker 12: suitcase packed, and I go, I'm just going to put

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Speaker 12: a little love note inside for And I opened up

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Speaker 12: the bag and there's a wedding dress inside.

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Speaker 1: Oh, she's taking the bride's stress responsibility.

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Speaker 12: Yes, well, I asked her about it, and she just

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Speaker 12: began sobbing, and she's like, I can't do this anymore.

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Speaker 12: And I'm like, do what The wedding dress was actually hers? Yeah,

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Speaker 12: she tells me she's in love with another man. She

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Speaker 12: getting married in two days.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, why can't Why can't it be that she was

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Speaker 1: playing the surprise wedding for you.

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Speaker 5: She was planning her own wedding to a different guy.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, And that was Honestly, that's the last time I

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Speaker 12: ever saw her. She just left everything in the apartment.

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Speaker 1: Did you reach out to the groom and tell him

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Speaker 1: what's up? Where did you get invite.

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Speaker 2: Out for the wedding? He definitely wanted to go.

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Speaker 12: To be honest, I didn't even know who the groom

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Speaker 12: was until I saw on social media a couple of

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Speaker 12: weeks later.

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Speaker 5: Wow, you didn't know him.

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Speaker 1: That's actually a good thing he wasn't you. You know?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure the flowers that she chose were gorgeous.

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Speaker 10: Okay, sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: More, sorry for the other guy.

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Speaker 2: Definitely, we've got time for one more. Let's go to Maya. Here,

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Speaker 2: tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 11: Okay, well, my boyfriend and I were at church, this

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Speaker 11: is a start. Yeah, and the time came where everybody

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Speaker 11: put the donation money into the container, yeah offering, And

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Speaker 11: that's when I noticed my boyfriend put his donation.

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Speaker 16: But he also put a piece of paper in there,

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Speaker 16: like a post it, and I saw like part of

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Speaker 16: it that looks like his phone number, right, Like that's weird.

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Speaker 16: But okay, maybe I'm going crazy. Maybe he's giving like

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Speaker 16: an IOU for donation.

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Speaker 6: Who knows.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and by church it's always like super old Grandpa's

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Speaker 1: who are passing that, and then it's like.

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Speaker 8: My parents who are still writing a check.

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Speaker 2: Yeah again, Okay, so he puts a piece of paper

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Speaker 2: with what looks like a phone number in it.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, and at my church, it's definitely not old grandpa's

556
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Speaker 16: who are like taking around the donation containers. Okay, but

557
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Speaker 16: later I hear his phone ring.

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Speaker 6: Okay, on there is.

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Speaker 16: A picture of this really pretty girl who passed around

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Speaker 16: the cash plates at the church.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I see, I don't see yet. He gave the

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Speaker 2: number to the girl passing around the plate and she

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Speaker 2: said him selfie.

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Speaker 16: He sent him a photo and she called him like

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Speaker 16: within an hour.

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Speaker 2: And probably just to get another donation.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, follow up, Well you know what call his donations.

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Speaker 16: From then on, I was like over it. I could

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Speaker 16: not believe it in that church.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, who didn't get church people would do anything wrong.

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Speaker 16: I don't go to that one anymore.

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Speaker 1: We got plenty of space in my church, if you right,

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Speaker 1: it's full of senior citizens.

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Speaker 15: Perfect.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, regard that you got yourself out of

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Speaker 2: that situation, maya, but hit up our textport seventy five,

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Speaker 2: nine to two if you have a funny story about

578
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Speaker 2: how you caught your ex cheating, you could be on

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Speaker 2: the next edition of Busted. Got your Phone Tap? Coming

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Speaker 2: up right after this. In this economy, the companies are

581
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Speaker 2: struggling to find ways to maximize profits. And that's why

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Speaker 2: we hear at Brook and Jeffrey have come up with

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Speaker 2: a few fun, creative solutions to make some extra cash.

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Speaker 2: Like when we call this guy today and tell them

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Speaker 2: your bank now isn't just a bank anymore, and you

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Speaker 2: should buy tickets. You'll find out to what in your phone?

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00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,880
Speaker 2: Tap right now.

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Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is Toy from City Bank. May I

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Speaker 1: speak with Nick Sho.

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Speaker 14: This is Nick speaking.

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Speaker 1: Hi. Nick, we received your complain about a recent deposit

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Speaker 1: that didn't go through. Do you have a quick moment

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Speaker 1: to go over it with me?

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Speaker 6: Well, last Wednesday I went to the bank and I

596
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Speaker 6: tried to deposit three checks, okay, and I'm looking at

597
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 6: my account and it looks like only two actually went through.

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Speaker 1: Oh do you know what? I am so sorry? Nick?

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00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: Can you just hold on one second?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Here at City Bank, you're not just a customer, you're

602
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Speaker 1: a friend. But did you know we're much more than

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Speaker 1: just a financial institution. In fact, at nighttime, we actually

604
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: rent our space for events, now, weddings, bar mitzvahs, anniversaries,

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00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: you name it, we can do it. It's banking and

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00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 1: much more at city. We're here for you. Excuse me?

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Speaker 6: What was that? What was what that infomercial or whatever

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00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 6: you just did?

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00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: The bank requires us to do that occasionally when we're

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Speaker 1: doing customer service calls.

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Speaker 2: Why I don't know.

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00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 1: They're probably just looking to maximize extra revenue during this

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00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: tough economic time. Oh, I mean, we're all feeling the pinch,

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00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 1: aren't we, Nick, I guess yes, I understand. The ads

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00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: we're doing are a little one conventional.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they are, Like I didn't know banks did are

617
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 6: mixed me?

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Speaker 1: Could you hold that thought for just a second.

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Speaker 6: I guess hi.

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00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: There again. You may have recently heard we do weddings,

621
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: anniversary parties, and bar MIT's funds, But did you know

622
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: we also host small to medium sized conventions. It's like

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Speaker 1: Lawyers of America, Amputees anonymous in the Home of Furry

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Speaker 1: Con twenty twenty seven. That's home where we're putting this

625
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: bank in bank. Oh my god, tickets now on our website.

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00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: And remember, we're more than just a financial institution.

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Speaker 6: What the hell is going on?

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00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: Are you looking at your savings account. Excuse me, not

629
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: a lot in there. I see it too.

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Speaker 6: No, I mean like the crazy in commercials. And you

631
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Speaker 6: guys are promoting furry Con.

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Speaker 1: You know, Nick, I'm just reading what they give me.

633
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means.

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00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 2: You know what, don't ask?

635
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: Would you like to attend furry On? I can give

636
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: you the website again.

637
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 6: No, No, I want to handle my checks, not going through.

638
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 6: I don't want to go know furry Con.

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00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: Okay, I hear you loud and clear. Nick. Now back

640
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: to your issue. You were unhappy about the amount of

641
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: complimentary lollipops we had available.

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00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 6: No, I don't care about lollipops. I'm trying to get

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00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 6: my check deposited.

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00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: That's right. I think I can handle this. Please hold No.

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00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: At City Bank, we value your privacy, not just again.

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00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: That's why we're proud to introduce something we call underground events.

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00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 1: Hello Helloday at ten pm we host our black Market Mixer,

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00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: where we encourage customer networking where no one uses their

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Speaker 1: real name.

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Speaker 12: Please us.

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00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: On the weekends, why not swing by and check out

652
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Speaker 1: our bi monthly Friends with Benefits Fair where contracts are

653
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: strictly verbal. Oh we remember. At Citybank, we don't just

654
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: protect your money, We protect your secrets too.

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Speaker 6: I don't even know what to say. You keep telling

656
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 6: me about the freaky bank of it. See you guys

657
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 6: are having it. Doesn't make any sense.

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00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: Okay, you just want to solve your problem. Huh, yes,

659
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: all right, like the problem where you don't know this

660
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 6: Say that again.

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00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: You know the problem where your brother told us the

663
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: issue at the bank and then wanted me to play

664
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Speaker 1: a joke on you for the radio.

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Speaker 14: Are you serious?

666
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 15: I thought I was losing mind.

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Speaker 1: This is actually brought for a Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. I

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Speaker 1: don't work for the bank.

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Speaker 6: I was probably get a new bank.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Or were you.

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00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: About to go on LTE and order some furry tickets?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: I was not.

675
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Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties, brooking Jess in

676
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 3: the morning.

677
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 2: Sometimes love comes from the most unexpected places.

678
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 10: Oh that's nice, sense of jeff what's that under my armpit?

679
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 2: That's not love, that is, Oh, it's just a flaming

680
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 2: hot cheetos.

681
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 5: Saving that for later.

682
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 2: But today one of our listeners wasn't even trying to

683
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 2: find a romantic connection. It was actually her seven year

684
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 2: old daughter who wanted to do it for her. WHOA wow,

685
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 2: you're gonna hear the sneaky way. This second grader introduced

686
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 2: her mommy to an eligible bachelor in your brand new

687
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 2: second Date.

688
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 10: Update next Broken Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date updates.

689
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 2: Dating apps have been the most preferred method nowadays for

690
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 2: how people meet, but maybe this is the new thing. Oh,

691
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 2: get your children to do the work for you.

692
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: I mean I could see this because I have made

693
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: so many like truly amazing friends because of my kids.

694
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 2: Okay, we're talking about romantic hookups here.

695
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying that these little snot nosed title

696
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,800
Speaker 1: humans are great vectors of connecting adults.

697
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 2: We're making a second husband.

698
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, good for you.

699
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 2: We're all excited about that. And I don't know exactly

700
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 2: how it happened with our listener, but according to their email,

701
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 2: that's how she got matched up with a man.

702
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: You got your third grader to do some matchmake it

703
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: for you, Let's figure it out.

704
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 2: Her name's Coco.

705
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 5: Coco.

706
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

707
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, go show this morning.

708
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 2: Whole thing sounds a little bit unusual. Unconventional involving your

709
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 2: children in your courtship. I'm very curious how it happens.

710
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 2: So can we ask you about that before we get

711
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 2: to the date.

712
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, yes, So I mean I'm a single mom.

713
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 7: I'm a mother to like a seven year old daughter,

714
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 7: and she keeps annoying me with wanting a sister.

715
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well, why don't you just go to the

716
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 2: sister store and go buy one.

717
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 15: She could have just wanted a dog instead, but I

718
00:34:58,880 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 15: don't know.

719
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 7: Anyway, But this little daughter of mine decided that she

720
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 7: was going to write my number on multiple sheets of

721
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 7: paper and hand it out to her friends so they

722
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 7: can give it to their dads.

723
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: Oh wait, she was actually played matchmaker a little genius.

724
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 7: She absolutely was. She's really dead on having a sister,

725
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 7: so oh my.

726
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 8: Smart cookie, want to go get her?

727
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 2: Know that she was doing this?

728
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 15: No, not a clue.

729
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: And the thing is is it's so innocent, Like, I mean,

730
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: it's true that you didn't know. Like even if you

731
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: get embarrassed, who cares. Everybody thinks a seven year old

732
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: doing this is adorable.

733
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 9: And because if you did meet somebody, if you don't

734
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 9: like them, you can say, oh my God, she's doing

735
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:47,879
Speaker 9: this on her own.

736
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 2: I'm so embarrassed. It's way better than Brooke writing her

737
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 2: own phone number in the men's restroom at the school.

738
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,240
Speaker 2: But okay, so your daughter's handing out your phone number

739
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 2: to her friends saying to give it to their.

740
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 7: Dad's kind of like handing out like baseball card or

741
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 7: something like that.

742
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: I am dead. Okay, So wait, how many calls did

743
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 1: you get about this?

744
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 6: Zero? Zero?

745
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: Dads?

746
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, they probably thought it was weird my number

747
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 7: would just be passed around, so they threw it away,

748
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 7: you know, they put in their pocket, they forgot it

749
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 7: was there.

750
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: So how does this turn into meeting someone there?

751
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 7: So a few days later, she's like, guess what, Mom,

752
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 7: we're going to the dog park.

753
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 8: You don't have a dog, though you already told us that.

754
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 15: Yes, I don't have a dog.

755
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 7: But she told me that her friend was going to

756
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 7: be there with her dad and that she wanted for

757
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 7: us to meet them, and it was more of a

758
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 7: playdate situation. You know, this man had no idea that

759
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 7: this was happening. But I do meet him, and my

760
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 7: daughter jumps out of the car. She runs to her friend,

761
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 7: and I meet her dad and her dad's name is Cory.

762
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: Okay, what were your thoughts on Corey? First look and.

763
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 7: He looks like a typical dad, you know, but he's funny.

764
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: Average compliment. I can't tell doctor you think.

765
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 5: The average dad at schools are hot? Brooke, there you go,

766
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 5: that's what he looked like.

767
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: Do you look at your daughter and explain to her

768
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: you want better?

769
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 2: Okay, so tell us about did you interact with Corey?

770
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 6: Like?

771
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 2: How does that go?

772
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 3: Yeah?

773
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 7: So he tries to make conversation and then ask me

774
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 7: which one is my dog?

775
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 15: And that's when I panicked.

776
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 5: What'd you say?

777
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 15: I said it was a black one in the corner.

778
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: Why did you lie?

779
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 10: I panicked?

780
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: It was such an easy truth, so like, oh my god,

781
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 1: my daughter knew your daughter was going to be here,

782
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: and they wanted to play.

783
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 15: I wish I would have come up something like that,

784
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 15: but in.

785
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 10: The moment I didn't think, you know.

786
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 15: I was like, yeah, you know the black one over there?

787
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 2: Yeah?

788
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,280
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, that could have gone smooth.

789
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 2: Brook was right with her example. I mean, well, I mean,

790
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 2: at least you have a dog.

791
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 7: Well then like thirty seconds later, some lady.

792
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 15: Puts a leash on that dog.

793
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 1: Oh no, they're not there alone. That's my dog walker

794
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: I hired.

795
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,479
Speaker 15: Yeah, brook At this.

796
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 7: It gets worse because then he's like, hey, someone's trying

797
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 7: to steal your dog.

798
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 2: No, that's what I would say, would be like, what

799
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 2: the hell is going on?

800
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 3: Someone's walking away.

801
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:36,720
Speaker 2: With your pets? Like I didn't need this is so funny.

802
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 5: Then what do you say?

803
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 15: I said? I said it was my nanny.

804
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 2: Okay, So now you have a dog that doesn't exist

805
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 2: and a nanny that is.

806
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 15: Nanny that doesn't exist.

807
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: Does it ever get good?

808
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 15: So I did ask him.

809
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 7: I was like, hey, if you want to hang out sometime,

810
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 7: here's my number, which I'm sure he probably already had.

811
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 15: My daughter.

812
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 5: Okay.

813
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 7: And now it's just been eight days and I've heard

814
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 7: nothing from him, and you guys can't see me.

815
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 15: But I consider myself to.

816
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 7: Be pretty unattractive, Okay, So I don't understand why a

817
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 7: single guy wouldn't want.

818
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 17: To go out with me.

819
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 1: I mean, do you think maybe he didn't buy the

820
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,240
Speaker 1: whole nanny dog lie?

821
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean he probably thought it was a cycle path.

822
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 15: I don't know.

823
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,879
Speaker 7: I feel terrible because I don't even know this man.

824
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 7: We've never hung out like that, like on a date,

825
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 7: and so I don't know.

826
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 15: I kind of want you guys.

827
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 7: To call him, get a read on him and see

828
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 7: if he likes me or not, because like, honestly, I

829
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 7: wouldn't mind dating him for real.

830
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 8: Okay, are we gonna come clean?

831
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 1: And yes, Jeffrey, we already tried faking a dog on

832
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: the show once and it didn't go well.

833
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 2: And I don't back Jose does a great dog. Bar No,

834
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 2: that's a little feral dog.

835
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 5: So maybe that's a bad idea.

836
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 2: Maybe might have to come clean and tell Corey the

837
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 2: truth if he picks up and let him not like

838
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 2: you're just genuinely interested and think he's a nice guy.

839
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 2: Is that the worst thing to say?

840
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 15: Yes, I just I wanted to bring this full charcoal.

841
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 15: He's been eating me alive.

842
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 1: You know, it's not the worst thing.

843
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 2: It's not the worst thing, but you know, I can

844
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 2: tell you you've got a lot of emotions going on

845
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 2: over there, Coco. We'll step in and do the work

846
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 2: for you when we come back and do your second

847
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 2: date update single dad style right after this.

848
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 10: Hold on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

849
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 2: If you're just joining us, we've been talking to Coco,

850
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 2: a single mom who didn't really go on an official date.

851
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 2: She was kind of set up by her seven year

852
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 2: old daughters are arising.

853
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 1: Okay, it's way more normal if you heard the first part.

854
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she was convinced to go to a dog

855
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,240
Speaker 2: park to meet up with a random dad named Corey,

856
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 2: where she lied to him several times about multiple things,

857
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,399
Speaker 2: but did give him her number and is a little

858
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 2: disappointed that he hasn't reached out in the past eight days.

859
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,720
Speaker 2: So that's where we're coming in to help her figure

860
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:00,080
Speaker 2: things out. Well, seems so easy.

861
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: Do you think that the dad, Corey, Do you think

862
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: he even understood why you were giving him your number?

863
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Because like parents exchange

864
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 1: numbers all the time, and it's like, oh, here's in

865
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 1: case our kids want to hang out again.

866
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 2: That's for safety.

867
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 8: Yes, so you have my number.

868
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 1: Like he wouldn't call you back if that was the

869
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 1: reason in his head.

870
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 7: I mean, I was flirting with him, but he should

871
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,240
Speaker 7: have thought that maybe I was interested.

872
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 2: That's true.

873
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 8: You know a lot of times us guys do not

874
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 8: pick up on that.

875
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: Stuff, especially when a guy is dialed into dog daughter.

876
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 1: Here we are, He's in.

877
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 2: Down mode, Coco said that she was extremely attractive that

878
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 2: day too, so it doesn't matter what he thought. The

879
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 2: man brain should have gone to, I should date this woman.

880
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 2: He should have snapped out of it.

881
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 1: I hope that's not the first thing that men think

882
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: of every time they see it.

883
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 2: Well, that is how man brains work. Yes, hot woman,

884
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 2: I should date. Yes, I will marry you.

885
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: It's not the brag you think it is.

886
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's a brag.

887
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 5: It's just how these dumb brains work.

888
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 2: It's gotten us to this point, and let's keep going.

889
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 2: It is time for me to call dad and find

890
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 2: out why. You know, I talk to a woman. Cool,

891
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 2: she likes it.

892
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 5: Coco's following along. Let's just reach out.

893
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 2: We'll see if Corey picks up.

894
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 5: Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Corey?

895
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,240
Speaker 1: Did he say woo hoo?

896
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 2: After I think his phone echoed Hello, Ye, I'm on

897
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:25,879
Speaker 2: the phone.

898
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 5: Hey, sorry, Corey, is this Corey?

899
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: Yeah?

900
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 17: Hello?

901
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,959
Speaker 2: Hey, man, Brook is dying right now. Yeah, you're hearing

902
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 2: a lot of voices right now because you're on a

903
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 2: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

904
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 8: See, I knew you was gonna do it.

905
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jeff, you got away.

906
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 8: We're broke containers.

907
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 2: I still want to lose Corey, Corey that come on?

908
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 6: God? Yeah, Hey, what what's happening?

909
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 2: So you're on a radio show right now. My name

910
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 2: is Jeff. This is called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,

911
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,760
Speaker 2: and we're doing a segment that's known as the Second

912
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 2: Date Updates, and we're trying to help out one of

913
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 2: our listeners that you you met the other day, a

914
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 2: very nice woman named Coco.

915
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 13: Yeah. My so my daughter's friends mom, right.

916
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 3: Right, you do?

917
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 5: You're tracking that man?

918
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 2: Brain just locked right in.

919
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 13: I'm still I'm not sure what's so?

920
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 6: What now?

921
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 14: What about her?

922
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 2: Well, we heard that you two had a little interaction

923
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 2: at the dog park and Coco gave you her phone number,

924
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 2: but hasn't heard anything from you in many days.

925
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I mean I guess I did think about it,

926
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 13: to be honest with you, but just based on what

927
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 13: I know, I don't think it would be that great

928
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 13: of an.

929
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 2: Idea, based on what you know?

930
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 8: Wait, that was kind of ague.

931
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 2: What do you what do you know?

932
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,720
Speaker 6: So? I mean you know how kids talk?

933
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they got all the good team.

934
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell us all the time.

935
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 13: So yeah, her daughter was telling my daughter that I

936
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 13: guess her mom wanted to have another baby with me.

937
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: What wait? Wait, her daughter told your daughter that her

938
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: mom wants to have a baby with you?

939
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 2: Buddy, what do you think about that statement? Cory?

940
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 13: I mean, I just met this lady one time at

941
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 13: a dog park.

942
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 6: Like what am I supposed to think?

943
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 14: No?

944
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 9: Wait, wait, little daughter is unhinged so much worse than

945
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 9: it really is.

946
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: That's not what she feel. I mean, kid, tea is

947
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: good tea, but because it's usually really exaggerated and not

948
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: exactly accurate.

949
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 13: And then I heard that she just recently got divorced

950
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 13: and it's because she was hooking up with the school

951
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 13: bus driver.

952
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: Why some tea? Wait, why would her daughter know that?

953
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 6: Yeah?

954
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: Good point.

955
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 2: Does that information intrigue you? Yeah, I mean I'm curious

956
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 2: at least to know.

957
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: Think of that rode a public school bus before and there.

958
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 2: If it had been like this the whole time, I'm

959
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 2: missed out.

960
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean, just for me, that's a lot of

961
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 13: drama that I do not need to be involved in.

962
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 1: That makes sense, that's takes out. Well, maybe it's not true.

963
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe it's not true.

964
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 2: I think we agree. If all that was factual. We

965
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 2: would understand where you're coming from. Sure, but the only

966
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 2: way to know for sure if it's real is to

967
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 2: ask Coco directly. And it's perfect because she's on the

968
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 2: other line right now, listening in on this phone call

969
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 2: waiting to talk to you.

970
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Hello, Corey.

971
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: I mean logo, you needed to hear what your daughter's

972
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: spreading on this.

973
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's a total misunderstanding.

974
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 2: So it's not true.

975
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 7: I never told my daughter that I want another baby.

976
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,720
Speaker 15: Is my daughter is the one that wants a sister?

977
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 1: Why are we not? I feel like we should start

978
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: with the bus driver.

979
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brook wants to know how hot was this bus driver?

980
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: No, why would your daughter say that?

981
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 7: Well, I did hook up with a bus driver, but

982
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 7: from someone that I met on a dating app, not

983
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 7: to a school bus driver.

984
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 1: Were on a dating app, not this.

985
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 2: School bus driver. The school bus driver from three schools

986
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,280
Speaker 2: over the city.

987
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: Was that while you were married or while.

988
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 15: You were no, after I got divorced.

989
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 2: Oh he was your rebound.

990
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was kind of like the magic school bus.

991
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 6: So you guys hooked up on the school bus.

992
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 15: No, no, No, I didn't ride the school bus.

993
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 2: She's not missus frizzle, this is.

994
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 15: Kind of getting out of hand.

995
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 7: I hooked up with a man who his job was

996
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 7: to be a bus driver, so but not like our

997
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 7: daughter's school bus driver.

998
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 1: Like, no, the most important part is you did it

999
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 1: while you were single as well.

1000
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 7: Right right, right, Like I know my daughter might have misspoken.

1001
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 7: I just wanted to clear the air a little bit,

1002
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 7: like there's just so many things that are not right here.

1003
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 7: I'm a normal human being attractive, I might say, and

1004
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 7: I'm not a psychohone, gotcha?

1005
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 2: All right, Cocoa. Now that we've cleared the air, all

1006
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 2: the cards are on the table, Corey, how are you

1007
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 2: feeling about this?

1008
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 13: I mean, technically, she's still hooking up with school bus drivers,

1009
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 13: which to me is kind of fun.

1010
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 1: Book, Okay, what's that?

1011
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,879
Speaker 15: Why you haven't called me? Because of that?

1012
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 17: Sometimes we got on the bus drivers who listen watch

1013
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 17: out you got she didn't say plural drivers who happened

1014
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 17: to drive a bus.

1015
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 7: Well, in all transparency, technically I did dat a second

1016
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 7: bus driver, but it wasn't for long.

1017
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: Because the apps that you like to algorithm set to

1018
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 1: bus drivers in your area, right the algorithm.

1019
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: So, now that we have all of this new information

1020
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 2: for you to process. What do you think about, you know,

1021
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 2: maybe giving Coco a chance and seeing if there is

1022
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 2: more of a connection between you two.

1023
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: I mean, how many hot single moms can be available

1024
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 1: right now? Yeah, and she sounds like she's a really

1025
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: loving mother too.

1026
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 3: She was all misunderstandings.

1027
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 13: Man.

1028
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, so maybe you go to a movie with Coco

1029
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 2: and you know, have some dinner and we'd pay for

1030
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 2: that movie.

1031
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: Is a terrible first date.

1032
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 2: Don't do that. You're right, You guys can take a

1033
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 2: bus ride kind of competitions out there.

1034
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:32,399
Speaker 5: We'll pay the bus fee.

1035
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 2: Corey.

1036
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean I'm start talking to her and finding

1037
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 13: out the details. I guess free dinner I would mind giving. Yeah.

1038
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: So he was an average da mid personality.

1039
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 8: He's processing too.

1040
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 2: Let's give him a little bit of a crumb.

1041
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm just saying I'm taking everything into account, and

1042
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 13: the free dinner definitely the deal.

1043
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 3: He's not excited at all.

1044
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: But that is a very bad answer.

1045
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that he's love bombing you so hard.

1046
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 7: I mean, I feel like I'm a last resort at

1047
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 7: this point, which is not fun.

1048
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 1: Well, that's not what you meant, right.

1049
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 2: Sometimes you got to take what the world gives you.

1050
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 5: So is it a yes or no with Corey?

1051
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 2: Hell?

1052
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, only your kids find out you guys are going

1053
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 4: on a date.

1054
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:41,439
Speaker 3: Daughter's gonna be like my mom's pregnant, reoking.

1055
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 10: Jeffrey in the morning.

1056
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:48,280
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes the chemistry between two people is just undeniable.

1057
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:49,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1058
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 5: And I'm not even talking about Corey and Coco.

1059
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 2: I'm talking about Coco and all the school bus drivers.

1060
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 2: His heat just palpable there.

1061
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: I feel like the dating scene is is not good

1062
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 1: for Coco right now. No, her whole selle in him

1063
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 1: was like, eh, he looked like an average dad and

1064
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: then he wasn't that into it.

1065
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1066
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 1: I mean he did laugh a lot, which I will say,

1067
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: maybe there's something in there, like once he gets comfortable,

1068
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,799
Speaker 1: that is fun and charismatic.

1069
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 2: There's an underlying sense of humor there. But you can't

1070
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,240
Speaker 2: blame a single dad who just wants a free Costco

1071
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 2: hot dog because that's what we're offering them. Oh really, parents,

1072
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 2: single parents especially have super busy lives. And as long

1073
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,240
Speaker 2: as we hold that carried out for Corey some free food,

1074
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 2: he is willing to stick around and find out where

1075
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 2: it does and if it.

1076
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 9: Doesn't work out with them, she can always date one

1077
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 9: other school faculty member.

1078
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 2: I'm sure, yeah, why not? And if you need some

1079
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 2: help in your love life, you can always email the show.

1080
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 2: We'll call that person who's not calling you back. Go

1081
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 2: find all of our second dates. They're up on podcasts

1082
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 2: wherever you get yours at Brook and.

1083
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 10: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1084
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 2: Remember we talked about how people are getting more social

1085
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 2: by joining run clubs. It's Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning.

1086
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 2: Where you meet up with like a big group at

1087
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 2: a park and you all jog or walk together.

1088
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 1: What a good name for a run club.

1089
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 2: You do that till you end up at a bar

1090
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 2: and put all the calories you just burned back into

1091
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 2: your body.

1092
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 1: It's the calories.

1093
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,320
Speaker 5: It's about being social.

1094
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 2: But Alexis will tell you the number one problem with

1095
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:30,280
Speaker 2: running for exercise not enough multitasking. Right, Sure your legs

1096
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:34,240
Speaker 2: are moving, but what do you do with your hands?

1097
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:36,360
Speaker 5: It's good enough.

1098
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,479
Speaker 2: That's why a hot new fitness trend is taking over

1099
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 2: called plogging, jogging, wall picking up trash. That's helpful, that's

1100
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 2: fun social activity. You gotta imagine yourself running down the

1101
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 2: street with a group of people. You all got your

1102
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 2: Lululemon jogging stuff on your EarPods, in your sweating and

1103
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 2: in your hands garbage bags full of stinking trash. Just

1104
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 2: look at this photo.

1105
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 4: I mean people run with their dogs on a leash

1106
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:06,840
Speaker 4: and a poop bags.

1107
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: That's kind of the same. That's so nice, and people

1108
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: are doing this.

1109
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen a group of people look happier

1110
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:13,800
Speaker 2: while carrying trash?

1111
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: They really are very happy.

1112
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 2: Plogging is especially popular in New York City right now,

1113
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 2: where there's literal heaps of garbage all over the streets

1114
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 2: and they actually kind of desperately need them to do this, yeah,

1115
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 2: they say, And they actually say it's better than working out,

1116
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 2: just jogging alone, because quote, you're bending over.

1117
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 5: To pick up used band aids and wet tissues.

1118
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 1: You're carrying some weighty.

1119
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 2: Squats lunges, and the hungry raccoons chase you down the

1120
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:41,760
Speaker 2: road because you just stole their lunch.

1121
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 15: I am a.

1122
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 1: Little concern that none of these people have gloves on. Yeah,

1123
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 1: I would just recommend some latex gloves.

1124
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:52,800
Speaker 3: I like to feel the needles.

1125
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 2: That's right.

1126
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 5: Your trash is my trash.

1127
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 2: It's the full experience plogging is the future of fitness

1128
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 2: and soations.

1129
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 8: What if you find something in the very top of

1130
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 8: the garbage that hasn't been touched.

1131
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 2: Yet keepers And the future of radio is laser Stories.

1132
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:18,280
Speaker 2: That's coming up right after this. It's the radio segment

1133
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 2: that's improving on the failed Hooters model with a new

1134
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:27,240
Speaker 2: casual dining place called Tutors of bean and cheese based

1135
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 2: restaurant that serves your meal on a model train. Here

1136
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 2: comes the lunchtime locomotive shorts. Well, you guys thought that

1137
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 2: was like a gas joke with Tutors, please, we are

1138
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 2: much more tasteful than that. Here with Laser Stories, the

1139
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 2: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

1140
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 2: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

1141
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 2: There's other loose cabooses, just don't This first laser story

1142
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,879
Speaker 2: is out of a fan favorite Florida. A thirty two

1143
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 2: year old man named Gregory Dolcine was pulled over last

1144
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,879
Speaker 2: night at around one am after being closed going one

1145
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 2: hundred and one miles per hour in a fifty five.

1146
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: It's one in the mornings. There's not many other cars out,

1147
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 1: but that's a little excessive, but still impressive.

1148
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 6: Yes.

1149
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 2: The officer asked him why he was traveling at an

1150
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 2: excessively high speed, and greg said he needed to whisper

1151
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 2: the answer to the deputy.

1152
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: Oh, it doesn't seem weird someone else in the car.

1153
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 2: The cop leaned in and greg quietly said that he

1154
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:36,280
Speaker 2: was speeding to avoid the animal, then put a single

1155
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 2: finger up to his lips and when the officer asked

1156
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,840
Speaker 2: what type of animal was it?

1157
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: It could be legit in Florida. Still you guys, Yes.

1158
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 2: Gregory didn't want to say what type, Oh, but encourage

1159
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,240
Speaker 2: the officer to hurry and ticket him so they both

1160
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 2: wouldn't be parked alone in the dark with the mystery

1161
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 2: creature out somewhere.

1162
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 8: You know you're going to want to get out of

1163
00:54:58,239 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 8: your officers.

1164
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:02,280
Speaker 2: After being a rested for super speeding over one hundred

1165
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 2: miles an hour, his car was left on the side

1166
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 2: of the road while deputies took him to jail. Whatever

1167
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:11,280
Speaker 2: animal it was was faster.

1168
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 8: That's fast get away.

1169
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,399
Speaker 2: A few hours later, when the tow truck came by,

1170
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 2: the operator noticed large scratches down the side of his vehicle.

1171
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:25,240
Speaker 2: Were they there before or were Gregory's fears actually true?

1172
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 2: Who we may never know.

1173
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 1: And that story didn't end with he was on drugs.

1174
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, drugs.

1175
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 3: Isn't the guy and we're making fun of it.

1176
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: I can't believe him.

1177
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 5: Now, Florida doesn't do drugs, Brooke, not in.

1178
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 1: This part of Florida. My bad.

1179
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 2: Let's go to your next Lazer story out of Texas.

1180
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 2: What's the craziest thing that's happened to you in the

1181
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 2: last year? Because a grandmother in the Houston area thinks

1182
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 2: she has you beat.

1183
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 5: She's a seventy six year old.

1184
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 2: Lady named Sherry Jones, and Sherry was at home on

1185
00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 2: Saturday when something crashed through her ceiling, ricocheted through a

1186
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 2: bedroom like a bouncy ball, and then landed next to

1187
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:09,880
Speaker 2: her TV. And she immediately knew what it was, a meteor.

1188
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 2: She told the local news that she heard a big

1189
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:21,879
Speaker 2: boom and her grandson went to check and said there

1190
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 2: was a hole in the ceiling. Then she saw the

1191
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:28,320
Speaker 2: rock and thought that looks like a space stone.

1192
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 1: Now my first thought is is that covered by house insurance?

1193
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 2: I know it sounds crazy, but she was apparently right

1194
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,280
Speaker 2: on the money with her guests.

1195
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 13: Wow.

1196
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 2: NASA confirmed there was a meteor visible in the Houston area.

1197
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 2: It weighed about a ton with a diameter of three feet, but.

1198
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,399
Speaker 1: It was little three feet pretty big.

1199
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 2: Well, that isn't what crashed through Sherry's house. If so,

1200
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 2: her whole place would have been cratered. What she got

1201
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 2: was just a meteorite fragment from when it exploded.

1202
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 1: Good mete up their own mess. Okay, put it all

1203
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 1: on us.

1204
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, thankfully nobody was injured. As for Sherry, she's a

1205
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 2: huge sci fi fan and thinks it's super cool. So

1206
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 2: she says she definitely wants to keep the media right

1207
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 2: until they told her some fragments can sell for over

1208
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 2: six figures, and then she immediately.

1209
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 5: Changed her mind.

1210
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: Getshut roof fixed.

1211
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 2: She's a sci fi fan but also a money fan. Yeah,

1212
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 2: you gotta find your balance.

1213
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 5: This next Lazer story is out of trend down.

1214
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 2: Earlier this month, I did an in depth report with

1215
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 2: a local news station about snake yoga. Well apparently that

1216
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 2: wasn't dangerous enough. Oh come, because I now.

1217
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 5: Introduced to you sword yoga.

1218
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 1: What a story.

1219
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 5: The workout mixes.

1220
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 2: Yoga, tai chi, and kung fu style movements, you know,

1221
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 2: just flowing through the poses while you're holding a huge

1222
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 2: metal sword.

1223
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: Swords can be pretty heavy. I'll bet you'll get some nice.

1224
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty cool, but at the same time, no

1225
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 2: big deal. Here's what one lady has to say about it. Quote.

1226
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 2: When I hold the sword, I feel like a force

1227
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 2: of femininity, beauty and strength. I feel like nothing can

1228
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 2: stop me unless it's my instructor, Barbara, she has the shield.

1229
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: You would want a battle at least one person in

1230
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 1: your yoga class, right.

1231
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 2: Fitness experts say classes can burn up to five hundred

1232
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 2: calories and build your strength and confidence.

1233
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 1: Let's keep it at swords and not move on to

1234
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 1: like firearms or anything.

1235
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, the sword is way more intimidating looking if

1236
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 2: you ask me if that's what you're going for.

1237
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 5: This next Lazer.

1238
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 2: Story is out of Holiday headquarters. Everybody knows someone who

1239
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 2: turns into a kid again during Halloween. Yeah, and no

1240
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 2: one can resist the candy, no matter how old they are.

1241
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 2: But the question is does that also apply to Easter.

1242
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 1: I will say the Reese's eggs are incredible, and then

1243
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: also the Cadbury But the little ones that are only

1244
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 1: chocolate with the hard shells.

1245
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 8: On the side are so good.

1246
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 2: Well, I say that because, according to a new survey,

1247
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 2: sixty six percent of American adults believe they deserve an

1248
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 2: Easter basket just as much as children do.

1249
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 1: Yeah on Easter Bunny show up.

1250
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 2: In fact, thirty six percent of adults secretly admit to

1251
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 2: eating their kid's Easter candy without telling them.

1252
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 1: Oh, we don't have to tell my children. They know.

1253
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 1: They keep a running tab of how much they had

1254
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 1: prior to my husband candy room, I can it was.

1255
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 8: My mom used to eat one and be like, you

1256
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 8: don't like that one any.

1257
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 13: Yes.

1258
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 2: Here's a few more stats from the survey. Twenty eight

1259
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 2: percent of adults buy Easter candy specifically for themselves and

1260
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 2: not for their kids, and twenty seven percent of adults

1261
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 2: have competed with their own children to find.

1262
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 5: The Easter eggs first.

1263
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, with eighteen percent admitting they've cheated to win.

1264
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 2: You guys have better eyes than me. I should get

1265
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 2: ahead start.

1266
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,440
Speaker 1: I saw an event page the other day that people

1267
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 1: are now doing adult Easter egg hunts with alcohol. Oh

1268
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 1: it's yes, it's like a nighttime thing and you take

1269
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: your flashlights out.

1270
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 13: Oh wow.

1271
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 2: I only know all this because, at some point in

1272
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 2: his life this guy was being confused for an easter

1273
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 2: egg greensll calm demeanor. He was even asked to play

1274
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 2: an easter egg at a school assembly once stuff and

1275
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 2: he did it and now the school regrets it. I

1276
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 2: think you know why. That sound means Laser Stories has

1277
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 2: come to an end of the day. We'll do it again,

1278
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 2: same time on Fridays. We're talking to Jenika today, who's

1279
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 2: in school to become a Nurse's played Brook three times,

1280
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 2: lost all three and basically told us every time she's

1281
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 2: played before, Brooke has been on absolute fire and she

1282
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 2: didn't stand a chance. So what's different this time around?

1283
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 2: Janika thinks she might trash talk her. Oh, okay, hasn't

1284
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 2: made the decision to do it or not yet. She

1285
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 2: says she may do it once Brooke walks back into

1286
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 2: the door.

1287
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 15: I probably won't do it at all because my mom listens,

1288
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 15: and you know she's but you know, I'm not gonna

1289
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:25,479
Speaker 15: talk to you though.

1290
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 1: You're gonna like ice me out. Huh, You're gonna try

1291
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 1: to give me the cold shoulder.

1292
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 15: Jeffrey, how are you going?

1293
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 3: Wow?

1294
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:37,919
Speaker 1: Did you learn that passive aggress in it from your mother?

1295
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 15: Play whenever you are Jeff, totally ice style.

1296
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 2: Brooke, get out of here. We're gonna start this game.

1297
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 2: You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

1298
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 2: That was awesome, Janiko, Wow, well done. Brook has never

1299
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 2: been that embarrassed in her entire career. No matter what

1300
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 2: happens here, you win the day, jenif you just know that.

1301
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 2: But you do have thirty seconds answers any questions as possible.

1302
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 2: If you don't know when you can say pass. You

1303
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 2: have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.

1304
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1305
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 1: Yes?

1306
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 2: You got this? Your time starts now. Elton John celebrates

1307
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 2: a birthday today? Is he in his seventies or eighties?

1308
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:13,440
Speaker 15: Seventies?

1309
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 2: Like bananas, strawberries continue to write ripen after you pick them,

1310
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 2: true or false?

1311
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 6: True?

1312
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:23,919
Speaker 2: What is the capital of South Korea? What company makes

1313
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 2: airplanes such as the seven seven seven and the seven

1314
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 2: eighty seven Dreamliner. Which artist was famous for painting melting.

1315
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 5: Clocks clocks past?

1316
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 2: What's the name of the International Governing Board of Soccer.

1317
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 15: NCAA. I don't know that sounds right, sounded good to me.

1318
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 1: I like it.

1319
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 2: That's a good combo of letters. Now, Brooks coming back

1320
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,560
Speaker 2: into the studio, Junique. You ready, We've picked up the

1321
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 2: perfect music for her and for you to say exactly

1322
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 2: what needs to be said, whether your mom is listening

1323
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:59,439
Speaker 2: or not. So I'm going to count down from three

1324
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 2: to one and then we're going to fade down the

1325
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 2: music and you let Brook have it.

1326
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 5: Get in her head. Here we go, three, two, one go.

1327
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 15: You're losing today, Brook?

1328
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 1: Oh?

1329
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 18: Remember why could she like? I could still hear the

1330
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 18: smile on your face. I've never met a scarier, more

1331
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 18: adorable person.

1332
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 5: Let's see how this goes.

1333
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 2: Brook. Are you ready?

1334
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:27,680
Speaker 6: Oh?

1335
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm ready.

1336
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 2: Hopefully Janika didn't get in your head, because your time

1337
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:34,040
Speaker 2: starts now. Elton John celebrates a birthday today? Is he

1338
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 2: in his seventies or eighties?

1339
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 1: Eighties?

1340
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 2: Like bananas, strawberries continue to ripen after you pick them.

1341
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:40,760
Speaker 2: True or false?

1342
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:42,200
Speaker 1: True?

1343
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 2: What is the capital of South Korea?

1344
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:45,360
Speaker 1: Soul?

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Speaker 2: What company makes airplanes such as seven seven seven and

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Speaker 2: the seven to eighty seven Dreamliner? Which artist was famous

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Speaker 2: for painting melting clocks?

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Speaker 13: Oh?

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Speaker 1: My god? Uh matis What is.

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Speaker 2: The name of the International Governing Board.

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Speaker 1: Of Soccer uh FIFA?

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Speaker 3: Answer?

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Speaker 2: It might be a close one today. Let's see who

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Speaker 2: comes out on top. When we go to the scoreboard

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Speaker 2: with jose who you can eat mine cookies, Bosika.

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Speaker 9: You got to correct today pretty good, and you can

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Speaker 9: always eat my cookies.

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Speaker 1: Three. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: The trash talking was good, Janiqua, it just wasn't good enough.

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Speaker 15: That's okay. I had a good time with you, Jeffrey

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Speaker 15: and Jose.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we had a good time with you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that actually hurt.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna go over the answers just for you, not

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Speaker 2: for Brooke. Elton John celebrates a birthday. He's in his seventies.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Elton, he.

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Speaker 2: Turned seventy nine today. Like bananas, strawberries continue to ripen

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Speaker 2: after you pick them. No, that's false.

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Speaker 5: They yeah, baskit. Gross capital of South Korea would be Sole.

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Speaker 2: The company that makes airplanes like the seven seven seven

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Speaker 2: in the An eighty seven Dreamlider is Boeing. The artist

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Speaker 2: famous for painting Melton clocks is Salvador Dali.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The International Governing Board of Soccer is FIFA, f I

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Speaker 2: f A. So, and that's for the college sports.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, all right, throw.

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Speaker 1: Some letters together, see what comes outright.

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Speaker 2: So, Jeniqua, it was not enough to beat Brooke, but

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Speaker 2: the good news is just for playing. We're giving you

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Speaker 2: a family four pack of tickets to Evergreen Speedway Macaroni

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Speaker 2: Kids Night NASCAR season opener on Saturday, April fourth, which

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Speaker 2: includes Figure eight races, fireworks, Easter activities with Golden Eggs, candy,

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Speaker 2: and much more.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, sound fun. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Jeniqua, you're such a good time. I'm sorry it

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Speaker 2: wasn't enough today, but we want you back on the

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Speaker 2: show soon.

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Speaker 14: All right, Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good luck with nursing school. You're gonna be

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Speaker 1: the most awesome nurse. Yeah, Okay, trying to throw a

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Speaker 1: compliment in the end.

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Speaker 3: There, Janika, you're.

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Speaker 5: Gonna be the best nurse ever.

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Speaker 6: Okay, we'll be

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Speaker 2: Back to do winn Burgs Box same time tomorrow