Speaker 1: Second date of day. We talk about listeners planning epic
Speaker 1: date nights all the time. Yeah, I'm impressed by some
Speaker 1: of them, but this one could literally go down in
Speaker 1: the record books. Wow. When I say literally, I do
Speaker 1: mean literally. Oh okay, they were like breaking records. And
Speaker 1: when I say go down, oh what you know? Oh well, anyway,
Speaker 1: welcome Kyle to the show. What's up, Kyle? Not much?
Speaker 1: How you guys doing? Okay? Sound like a crazy record breaker, Kyle, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounds you got a lot of energy. So tell
Speaker 1: us about the girl that you went out with. What's
Speaker 1: her name? Her name's Abby. She's pretty awesome. We met
Speaker 1: on Hinge. Okay, how long did you talk with Abby
Speaker 1: before you're your guys first date? All right, I'm gone
Speaker 1: like a good week. Okay, maybe you've been a little
Speaker 1: bit more than that. What did you find attractive about Abby? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean beautiful, Like a lot of her photos were
Speaker 1: travel like around the world, and I love traveling, and
Speaker 1: she looks like I have a lot of fun. And
Speaker 1: oh that's a strategy, right that we put those photos. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course. Okay, So what did you and Abby end
Speaker 1: up doing for your date? You mentioned something about breaking
Speaker 1: records in your email. Yeah, so she's got a pretty
Speaker 1: crazy schedule. So we were having a hard time pitting
Speaker 1: down a date, and like the only time she had
Speaker 1: opened was a night I already had an event planned
Speaker 1: with some of my buddies. Okay, So I just thought,
Speaker 1: you know what, my friends are nice guys, and even
Speaker 1: though it was a big event, I would have a
Speaker 1: lot of time to like spend with her, So I
Speaker 1: invited her along. I don't think that's a bad idea, Like, no,
Speaker 1: there's not very much pressure, you know, it's more of
Speaker 1: a hangout, like get to know your situation. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess, depending on what the event was with your buddies,
Speaker 1: maybe I should ask that, Yeah, what was it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I guess, like, in hindsight, maybe it wasn't the
Speaker 1: best thing to invite her too. So, like you've heard
Speaker 1: of the Guinness Book of World Records, right, Yes, So
Speaker 1: I have always the kid, always wanted to be in it,
Speaker 1: and I found one that that my friends and I
Speaker 1: have been working towards. So Okay, my buddy owns a bar. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's the Guinness Book of World Records. Has a woman
Speaker 1: in Germany. She opened eight bottles of beer with her
Speaker 1: feet and under a minute. Oh wait, you were trying
Speaker 1: to break that record that night. I mean it's not
Speaker 1: the first time I've tried, but this was like the
Speaker 1: real like this is going to be inficial, wow to
Speaker 1: talk to her, but having a girl watch you break
Speaker 1: a world record, like there's no other cut up your toes,
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah, what are the rules of this? So
Speaker 1: basically you use like duct tape and you put bottle
Speaker 1: openers on your feet. Okay, okay, so yeah, sounds more realistic.
Speaker 1: You're in a bar with your buddy, walking around with
Speaker 1: bottle openers, duct tape to your feet, trying to impress
Speaker 1: a lady. Not the whole time, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: like just like for the competition, but of course, you know,
Speaker 1: like when we walk in, all my friends are there.
Speaker 1: There's other people there who are like they know what's happening,
Speaker 1: so they are chanting my name. They're like Kyle, Kyle.
Speaker 1: So she looked at me like what is going on?
Speaker 1: You didn't prep her beforehand? She was looking around like,
Speaker 1: what's going on? You didn't tell her what you were
Speaker 1: going to be doing. Yeah, sort of she walks in
Speaker 1: and like sees her date with bottle openers strapped to
Speaker 1: his bare feet, and she's thinking, oh god, this is
Speaker 1: the guy. I didn't want to brag about it. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to like say, I'm gonna be doing a
Speaker 1: really cool thing. No, you're right, you shouldn't brag about that.
Speaker 1: I mean, the thing is, don't lie about the schedule.
Speaker 1: You invited her there because you were the star of
Speaker 1: the night and you thought you would impress her, which
Speaker 1: is fine, but let's just be honest right now. Of course. Yeah, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I mean there's worse things, so I don't think it
Speaker 1: was that bad. Okay, you know, maybe maybe we're too
Speaker 1: quick to judge this. It sounds kind of fun. Tell
Speaker 1: us more about what happened once Abby got there and
Speaker 1: you guys were hanging out with your bottle open feet. Well,
Speaker 1: I just like, say the bottle openers around of my feet,
Speaker 1: yet really like having a good time. And then it
Speaker 1: was time, so I have to go get ready to
Speaker 1: put the bottle openers on my feet, and then it's
Speaker 1: time and you gotta go. You got a minute. I've
Speaker 1: got to get nine bottles open to beat the record.
Speaker 1: That's pretty fast, Yeah, you Unfortunately I did not. I
Speaker 1: got to the sixth bottle, but I don't know. She
Speaker 1: retired with the beast. Wait. So I have a question,
Speaker 1: because this, this record sounds really important to you after
Speaker 1: you didn't do it, did you like pout? I mean,
Speaker 1: were you a sore loser? I don't think I was.
Speaker 1: It was one of those things. Yeah, I wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: let it ruin my life or even my night. Did
Speaker 1: you at least give her one of the opened foot
Speaker 1: beats to sign the back of it? I'll sign the
Speaker 1: back when I actually like beat the record? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't want to drink out of one of the shameful
Speaker 1: fas foot Yeah, you know what they say about a
Speaker 1: man that's good with his feet. Though it's weird, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but it sounds like a good start of something.
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe so. I mean, it sounds like kind of
Speaker 1: a fun event for the crowd. But was there any
Speaker 1: actual romance happening between you and Abby during this whole time?
Speaker 1: Doesn't seem romantic? No? Really. There was a part where
Speaker 1: I told her, you know, we're talking about the competition.
Speaker 1: I said, anybody could do this, thought, but you could
Speaker 1: do it. Let me see her feet, and you know,
Speaker 1: she took her shoe off and she let me see
Speaker 1: her foot, and now was pretty cool, very high. Okay,
Speaker 1: So how long has it been since this happened? Almost
Speaker 1: two weeks? Two weeks? And how did you leave that night?
Speaker 1: We both drove there separately, so it was a hug
Speaker 1: and a kiss on the cheek. All my friends were around.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna be you know, give this opportunity to
Speaker 1: drive her home with your feet. Yeah, it's a good sign.
Speaker 1: It's a good sign though that she at least gave
Speaker 1: you a hug and a kid at the end of
Speaker 1: the night, so maybe there is a chance here and
Speaker 1: showed her foot. Okay, Yeah, so let's give it a shot.
Speaker 1: We're going to play a song. We'll come back dial
Speaker 1: her number, maybe using my feet. Please. We could be
Speaker 1: here for seventeen minutes, but we're gonna do your second
Speaker 1: date update right after this. All right, hold on if
Speaker 1: you're just jumping into the second date update. One of
Speaker 1: our listeners, Kyle, had a one of a kind date
Speaker 1: night with a woman named Dabby very well, yes, I
Speaker 1: can't think of a better way to say that. Yes,
Speaker 1: So he brought her to a bar that one of
Speaker 1: his buddy zones and the activity for the night was
Speaker 1: Kyle attempting to set a new world record for number
Speaker 1: of beer bottles opened with his feet. It's like a
Speaker 1: hole of v at the bar. If you're wondering, I
Speaker 1: guess you strap bottle openers to your toes and you
Speaker 1: have to do it that way. Eight was the record
Speaker 1: to be in under a minute, and after the minute
Speaker 1: was up, Kyle only managed to open six. Man, no
Speaker 1: wonder she's not. Yeah, it was a failure not just
Speaker 1: on setting the record, but it would seem also for
Speaker 1: the date because, like Brooks said, Abby has not been
Speaker 1: returning Kyle's calls. But Kyle, before we reach out to her,
Speaker 1: I want to leave you with this quote. Okay, failure
Speaker 1: defeats losers but inspires winners. So deep I saw that.
Speaker 1: I saw that spray painted on the side of a
Speaker 1: wall of a methadone clinic, So I feel like that's good.
Speaker 1: It's worth repeating. Have we ever considered that she was
Speaker 1: the last record holder and she was offended it was
Speaker 1: a German woman? Yeah, she could be German. We haven't
Speaker 1: called her yet. Who knows it's possible. Kyle, what do
Speaker 1: you think? Sure? I think you could come back from this, Kyle.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the thing I think. I don't think
Speaker 1: where you messed up is actually doing the world record thing.
Speaker 1: I think it's not telling her before you got to
Speaker 1: the bar, not preparing her for that event. Yeah, it'd
Speaker 1: be a right like. I wasn't trying to feel like
Speaker 1: tricker or anything. It was a surprise. Yeah, yeah, weir anything.
Speaker 1: You're just doing your own thing. It's always good for
Speaker 1: a person to have passions. Yours are just a little
Speaker 1: bit different than did you hear Jose? You're not a creeper.
Speaker 1: You're just a guy that opens bottles. This makes sense
Speaker 1: it differently. So here we go. I feel ready to
Speaker 1: make this call. Do you feel ready? I do absolutely? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, that's the winning attitude that I'm gonna dial
Speaker 1: Abbey's number right now. Here we go. Hello, Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: looking for Abby. This is Abbie. Hi Abby. My name
Speaker 1: is jeff work on a morning radio show called Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, I know your shows.
Speaker 1: This day, I know, maybe we should all retire now
Speaker 1: not a high point, but no, Abby, So we're doing
Speaker 1: something called a second date update. I guess you might
Speaker 1: be familiar with that. Oh, yes, I am okay. Congratulations, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean congratulations as a word. Somebody really likes you. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's true, Abby, And so obviously you know how this works.
Speaker 1: Someone's trying to get a hold of you. Their name's Kyle.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, of course it is. Okay. It sounds like
Speaker 1: it sounds like you two had a very memorable night. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: it was weird. Yeah. Because so Kyle did tell us
Speaker 1: a little bit about the night. Why don't you tell
Speaker 1: us about your perspective on it? Did he tell you
Speaker 1: the activity? Yeah, the world record for opening bottles with
Speaker 1: his feet. When did you find out that was what
Speaker 1: he was doing that night? Because he also told us
Speaker 1: that he didn't tell you about it. No, And that
Speaker 1: was the first thing that was jarring to me, because
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, we're just going to go to a bar
Speaker 1: and like get to know each other, and it's gonna
Speaker 1: be him and I and like I knew this was
Speaker 1: a bar that his friend owned, and so I'm like, oh, cool,
Speaker 1: I'll get to meet his friend. Yes, but I did
Speaker 1: not expect all of his friends to be at the bar,
Speaker 1: and I certainly didn't expect when we walked into the
Speaker 1: bar to them to be chanting his name. Oh yet cool? No,
Speaker 1: this is like horrifying for me. Were you thinking that
Speaker 1: a lot of the people there thought you were just
Speaker 1: a groupie? I kind of think I locked the ability
Speaker 1: to think for a minute because I just was like
Speaker 1: in shock. So we at that point when they're chanting
Speaker 1: his name, you still have no idea why? No? No?
Speaker 1: Oh no. So after the channing, like dives down and
Speaker 1: his friends are coming up and like, hey man, you're ready,
Speaker 1: You're ready, And he tells me, he's like, Okay, here's
Speaker 1: the thing. I'm gonna try to beat a Guinness World
Speaker 1: record tonight. I was like what and then he tells
Speaker 1: me what it is again? And what? Yeah? So are
Speaker 1: you saying the reason you're not calling him back is
Speaker 1: because of just the surprise of finding out what the
Speaker 1: activity for the night was. Well that's one reason that
Speaker 1: there are more Oh oh yeah. So we're there and
Speaker 1: we're like things are settling down and like I'm feeling
Speaker 1: a little better and this is gonna be okay, And
Speaker 1: I'm like it's just a silly thing, right right. So
Speaker 1: he goes over like against the wall and he takes
Speaker 1: off his shoes and he's doing these feet exercise things
Speaker 1: against walls. Okay, there's just something about being barefoot in
Speaker 1: a bar that grosses me out. Yeah, it's kind of
Speaker 1: like gagworthy. And so then like I'm going toward him
Speaker 1: to like see what kind of exercises he's doing, and
Speaker 1: his friend intersects me and is like, so glad that
Speaker 1: that Kyle brought you, but you can't really talk to
Speaker 1: him right now, and like you need to leave him
Speaker 1: alone because he has to focus. Are you talking like
Speaker 1: five minutes before he does this thing? Or I don't
Speaker 1: know what time he's going to do his thing. So
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wonder what I would think about this, because,
Speaker 1: as you probably know, Abby, Kyle has been on the
Speaker 1: other line listening this entire time and he wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. I forgot that part. O, Kyle, put
Speaker 1: your foot up to the speaker phone, Okay, hear you?
Speaker 1: Hey Abby, Hi Kyle. Hi. So first I just want
Speaker 1: to say I did not realize that my friends like
Speaker 1: took you aside. I did not tell them to do that.
Speaker 1: That was way out of line. Okay, Sometimes you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes your friends to be overprotective. Yeah, So I just
Speaker 1: want to say I apologize for that, and like I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to make a joke here, like no puns,
Speaker 1: but like he really put his foot in his mouth. Okay, hey,
Speaker 1: that's that's a good start, though, Kyle, I mean, Abby,
Speaker 1: thank you. I appreciate that. But like something else that
Speaker 1: you didn't tell me that one of your friends told
Speaker 1: me that I just think is I don't know, is
Speaker 1: that like if you were going to break the record,
Speaker 1: that you were probably going to be gone for a
Speaker 1: while because these people in Japan had offered you a
Speaker 1: position on some like game show who are over there
Speaker 1: to be like a professional beat bottle openers. Wait what
Speaker 1: does that mean? Kyle explain. So I didn't mention anything
Speaker 1: because I thought, oh god, I wish my friend said
Speaker 1: that said anything. Um. Yeah, so you guys know like
Speaker 1: lots of wild things are really popular in Japan, Like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so they also have like there's like a lot of
Speaker 1: game shows and even talk shows that have people do
Speaker 1: like crazy things. Yeah yeah, and one of them is
Speaker 1: like doing stuff with their feet, not like gross stuff.
Speaker 1: Well sometimes it's scars, but I'm not like dirty. So
Speaker 1: you're gonna be on one of these weird Japanese game shows.
Speaker 1: There's been some interest, and it's not like I'd be
Speaker 1: there for years. It'd be like three or four months.
Speaker 1: Kind of awesome. I mean, it is kind of cool
Speaker 1: if you're gonna be good at something, even if it's weird.
Speaker 1: Best right, Yes, story like in your life to be like, well,
Speaker 1: let me tell you about what I do get the
Speaker 1: world record. Yeah, yeah, I think it's awesome. Sure, I
Speaker 1: mean it's it's pretty cool. But maybe if you're planning
Speaker 1: to head over to Japan really soon, it's not the
Speaker 1: best time to try and start dating someone here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then nothing's for sure. There's never good timing in life.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey and Abby, you like traveling, That's what he said.
Speaker 1: He said he saw in your profile that you like
Speaker 1: to travel. Yeah, yeah, I do. I've actually always wanted
Speaker 1: to go to Japan. Doesn't listen. If he wasn't, can
Speaker 1: Japan see his feet tricks? He's going to be the lady.
Speaker 1: Do you think you could tell your boss, Hey, can
Speaker 1: I get four or five months off work? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go watch my boyfriend open bottles in Japan? No, I
Speaker 1: don't think that. I don't think that would fly. I
Speaker 1: think can I say though, you know, money is not everything,
Speaker 1: but the kind of money that I would get paid,
Speaker 1: even like as a beginner, I could quit my job.
Speaker 1: I would only have to work four maybe five months
Speaker 1: a year. Some perks there. Yeah, I'm interested, you can
Speaker 1: do a I mean that's not too bad though either.
Speaker 1: Does that change anything for you, Abby? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess it's kind of more interesting than I thought.
Speaker 1: And it's a reason why he was taking it so seriously, right,
Speaker 1: there's actually something on the line here. I mean, you
Speaker 1: have to look at all the positives from this date.
Speaker 1: This is a guy who is committed to something very
Speaker 1: very deeply. He's passionate. He's going to travel with you.
Speaker 1: He could possibly only work four to five months a
Speaker 1: year ago. If you ever order a beer at a
Speaker 1: nice restaurant, he is going to be the cool just
Speaker 1: opening all sorts of stuff with his feet wherever you go.
Speaker 1: So I think maybe you should consider going out on
Speaker 1: another date with him, And if you do, we will
Speaker 1: pay for that date. I think I will. I will,
Speaker 1: I will. I promise you won't regret this. I'll make
Speaker 1: up that first date. I will keep my shoes on
Speaker 1: the whole time, I promise, all Right, shoes on but
Speaker 1: close off. That is so awkward. Arkward, Brooke, and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning