WEBVTT - The Moaning Masseuse 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:09.840 From Hollywood, thank you for listening to us with Ryan Seacrest. Yeah, 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:13.720 Harry Style was influencing everybody's fashion. There was a woman 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:17.480 on Americano Ava maybe who was you know, didn't make 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:20.040 it any further. She had to say goodbye to the vote, 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:23.600 but she was saying that her style influenced by Harry Style. 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:26.800 I have to tell you I'm more open than not, 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:31.360 more than for, more open than not for some of 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:32.839 that stuff. If you were to say to me Bro, 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:35.760 Like just if you were to say to me Bro, 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:38.639 I'd be like, Bro, thank you for saying to me Bro. Yeah, 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:41.120 I used to call you a girl? Yeah, well not usually. 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:45.040 I think it's a split. But like come fall, we 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:47.440 might put a little light scarf on right to to 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:50.920 go along the coastal cities nice, but come fall in winter, 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.840 he's gonna make a Boa a new scarf. Like it's 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:57.920 gonna be totally not a double take for you know, 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:00.920 someone like East and our engineer to throw Boa. Well, 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:03.280 his big feathered coat that he wore Coachella. I was 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:05.560 already like I need this in my life. Was it 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:09.800 real feathers? It was like a feathery fur texture. I 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:14.200 just like the optionality, you know. But the funny thing 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:16.240 is it's a round because I'm trying to simplify everything 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:17.680 in my life. I like want to wear the same 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:20.640 four things. However, I see his stop and I'm like, 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:23.399 every once in a while, yeah, spice it up a 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:28.039 bit for wangoo oh my. Can you imagine if I 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:35.559 did Ryan is Harry sequence, Ryan Sequence, Ryan Sequence, Ryan sequence, 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:39.360 come into a lot air with Ryan sequence. I love 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:41.520 a sequence, could do a tank top a sequence tank 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:45.160 top like Joe Jonas. I need be tank top ready. 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:47.559 But there was moments when he was this was weekend 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:50.640 one when he wore that sequen the Romper at Coachella 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:52.640 that I was like, you know what, Ryan, you could 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:55.280 maybe rock an oufit like this, not not so much 0:01:55.280 --> 0:01:58.280 of a deep van, but I think you could. I 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:02.120 think it might be you just trying a little too hard. Yeah, 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.559 it's all about how you own it. Yeah, there's gotta 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:10.880 be there's gotta be a dabble in that anyway. That's 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:13.280 Terry Styles getting to school in this morning. Hi, guys, 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:16.440 how are you good? Anything I need to own the 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:18.360 last twenty four hours that I am not aware of 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:22.680 In the last twenty four hours, Uh, not necessarily. I 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:25.280 had Sam in last night with a little garlic and 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:27.480 some capers. Let see, I thought you just said I 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:30.000 had Sam in last night. I'm like, who's Sam? And 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:33.680 Sam Smith just came after my house, came over. I'm 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:36.120 glad you guys are bonding now that you're the music 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:39.639 director of one of all of the artists are coming 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:42.799 by at my house. Yeah, um, well, I did get 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:44.840 my hair blonder, but that happened last weekend. None of 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:47.360 you noticed, so well, I already knew you were there. 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:51.680 I honestly can't tell the difference. I can see the 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:53.919 darkness in the middle. What do you call that part? Well, 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:58.040 that's like the melting I don't know the melt team. Yeah, 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:00.639 I don't know. Do you intend to have a dark middle? Yeah, 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:02.560 it's supposed to make it look more natural. I thought 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:05.120 that's what we called roots. Well, no, you have. I 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:08.000 have roots, but I just call my roots like a 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:10.440 slippery slope. Yeah, Like, what are you trying to say? 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:13.000 You know, like a platinum blonde. And she's trying to 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:16.240 say more natural in the same sentence, I'm like, it's well, 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:18.120 you have like a little bit of growth like in 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:20.639 other places, So that when you do get roots, it's 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:23.080 not as noticeable. I hear you. All this is saying, 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:24.880 as you've been feeling the heat of the week and 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:30.080 you're ready for summer, and you're ready for summer. All right, 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:32.200 let's let me break down what we're gonna do today. 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:36.920 Today we've got more not as bad, actually more sunshine, 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:40.520 but not as hot. So that's like your shirt today. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:45.040 Thank you. I've had this for so long back in 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:46.960 the closet. I think it's gone. I think it's called 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:50.760 I think it's I think Quicksilver made it. No, those 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:53.240 brands are coming back. This other girl was wearing the 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:54.800 cutest jeans the other day and I was like, those 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:56.560 are so cute. I need them. Unless she said she 0:03:56.640 --> 0:04:00.160 got them from PACs on. I was like, right, all 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:02.680 all that was then is now. And if it's if 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:05.240 it wasn't, make it right, just make it be that way. 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:10.680 Then is now. That's now. As time goes by and 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:14.320 you realize that you are an active person, or maybe 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.400 you're not an active person, but you are active for 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:19.800 a day or two, things begin to hurt. Muscles get 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:22.360 tight one of the things. Actually, I was just reading 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.560 about this. Um, I don't know do you guys, And 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:29.440 believe me, I never even thought about stretching until recently, 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:31.800 and of course through all my life, I blew it 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:35.440 off at school athletics, even like ten years ago, five 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:37.920 four years ago, I blew it off. You know, people say, 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:41.560 are you stretching? Yeah. I lied to my chiropractor that 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:43.440 I stretched. I used to lie to my dentists that 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:46.600 I've lost because you say, you're like face to face 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:48.920 and like, how's this stretching going, And it was like fantastic. 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:51.279 I feel so good. It was weird when my dentist 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:53.239 asked me about my stretching. That was like a whole 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:55.760 So anyway, the thing is you should do it. And 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:58.479 if you don't think you should, now you should because 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:00.520 you don't pay the press. But I was about five 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:04.239 stretches you could do on like instantly in five minutes 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:07.360 in the morning. Down dog, you know, down dog, downward dog. 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:10.000 This six five minutes, so you do down dog. These 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:12.760 are the ones that they say will keep you in line. 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:14.400 But you hold all these for like a minute. I 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:16.640 mean basically that's five of them, right, So down dog, 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:22.400 cat and cow that's just cat. Huh. I'm seeded forward 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:28.760 fold like sea and then Chris cross apple sauce with 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:30.359 your legs and then you go all the way forward 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:33.440 and bridge pose and what's I don't know this one? 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:35.880 Lord of the fishes. They say, what's Lord of the fishes? 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:38.200 You got me off to look you looked at up. Yeah, 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.360 I'm surprised. Pigeons on their pigeon I do every day. 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:44.080 For me, my floor needs to be publicized because I 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:46.360 need to be doing more of the pigeon. Anyway, I'm 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:49.000 bringing this up because you have a you had an incident, 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:53.760 didn't you a body work incident, sissy? Um kind of. 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:57.000 I've been in a lot of lower back pain, and 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:58.520 I think it's just a mixture of like the way 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:01.839 I'm picking up the baby and the other kids that 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:04.440 are way larger, almost fourty pounds each, and so it 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:07.120 just kind of like I feel like I'm not properly. 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:10.200 I don't have good posture throughout the day, you know, 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.039 and so it's affecting my lower back. So I started 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:14.000 going to this chiropractice that I was just talking about, 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:16.000 and then he was like, you really need to go 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:18.320 get some deep titie massages as well. Great, so I 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:23.680 found this place they're fantastic. However, my first massage there 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:27.920 was with a gentleman and I actually picked I don't 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:29.960 want to say his name, because I picked the name 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:32.200 thinking it was a girl. I like female therapist. I 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:34.920 don't necessarily like a massage from a man. Feels weird. 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:36.440 It feels like I'm cheating on my husband. I don't 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:39.040 like it, and it's it's weird. I don't know what. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:42.160 It weirds me out. So I was very surprised that 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:43.800 it was a male and I was like, okay, just 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:45.919 go with it. So this dude starts massage with me, 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:48.480 and it is a moan. You guys like when he 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:52.400 makes a moan, not me maybe, but somebody like they're 0:06:52.400 --> 0:06:55.680 trying to triggy to breathe. A few times he would say, okay, 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:57.520 take a deep breath and release, and as I'm really 0:06:57.560 --> 0:07:05.240 he's going, no, no, no no, that's chewing breathe this ninety minutes, 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:07.880 this is it's all your head is in the wrong 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:11.400 place because you you're already in his zone because you're 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:13.720 cheating on your husband with the guy there. Now the 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:15.960 fact that he's actually inhaling and exhale and he's moaning. 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:19.480 I mean you're being extremist. I'm not an extremist. I 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:22.239 couldn't go back. I booked another equintment just to be polite, 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:25.440 but then I canceled it, like ty is with me 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:30.560 on this massage. Instead of saying breathe, they breathe deliberately 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.520 to get you to copy them. It literally was so uncomfortable. 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:38.800 It was like, yeah, that's them telling you to breathe. 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:41.680 That's what they do. They all do that, not the 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:45.240 female therapist. Anybody's getting married forever, right, this what happens. 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:49.320 You're married forever. Man breathed and he's moaning, Yeah that 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:55.160 moanus this imanus. That's it's like that is like that 0:07:55.200 --> 0:08:04.000 you guys air air. There was okay, fine. There was 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:05.720 a few times when he did it. He would actually 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:09.080 like laugh afterwards, what are you taking? Taking that repeat 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:16.120 so he'd be like no, he would not. Right there 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:19.800 is not a lie. What do you say right there? 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:24.320 Because he's feeling my whatever the kno moving it's acceptable 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:27.080 because he's right there. He's saying that, like the not 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:29.880 the knot is releasing. He's not wrong. But I don't 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:32.720 need to wear to this thinking it was some sort 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:37.440 of fantasy. The problem you've already you've set the stage. 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:41.760 So he was probably hot hot, No, he was. He 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:44.760 was a short king. Not my vibe. Oh, easy on 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:50.079 the short I'm just throw in the torch. Not for me. 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:53.160 I think he was probably just doing his deep tissue job. 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:59.920 You know, all right, get more male therapy. I'll take 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.640 that one, alright. So what is Lord of the Fishes? 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:05.800 Oh so Lord of the Fishes is? Oh, I just 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:07.160 had it pulled up and then I went and then 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:11.040 I clicked out, basically put one straight out, they crossed 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:12.520 the other one over the knee, and then you kind 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:15.760 of turn your body the other way. So anyway, five 0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:17.720 minutes to stretching the more and they say do it now, 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:19.320 even you don't think you need to, and it will 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:22.480 make you live and feel better longer. Oh, and breathe 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:24.840 when you do it. I can't. This is your morning 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:27.319 hack about restaurants. I don't know if they're clean. Then 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:33.160 I got a quote of the day. So I've been 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:36.360 surprised some restaurants. I think, you know, you look at 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:38.240 me like, oh, that's not going to be the cleanest place. 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:41.240 But they're known as the best spot for a certain 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:46.280 local food and it's certainly in certain neighborhoods, right so, 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:48.560 And even when you travel to different towns or cities 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:51.560 out of the state, it's hard. You can't judge your 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:53.720 book by its car, You just can't. But how do 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:56.840 you know if it's clean? And I've seen kitchens of 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:59.400 restaurants that are good and you look at the kitchen 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:01.920 and you go, but it's still clean. But the kitchens 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:07.600 are titan packed, so they say check the bathroom. Makes sense. 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:11.560 If the soap dispenser is empty, if the toilet paper 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:14.040 rolls empty, if the toilet is dirty, it's a sign 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:20.000 that the staff isn't doing their jobs. And who knows 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:22.160 what else is being neglected? If that's being neglected, and 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:24.800 everybody sees that what else is being neglected is the premise. 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.800 It really irks me when people don't take pride in 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:31.120 their bathrooms at their facilities. I feel like it's so simple, 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:33.520 a fresh coat of paint, put a plant in the corner, 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:36.079 make it look nice in there. I hate bathrooms that 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:40.400 are dirty. I actually have worked on my endurance, my 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:43.120 breath holding endurance, by using certain bathrooms over the course 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:45.679 of money. Believe it, I can go full link to 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:47.720 pools based on the bathrooms that I've used growing up. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:51.880 So here's today's a quote. You know who's going through 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:55.320 a lot right now, literally everyone, So just be kind. 0:10:55.960 --> 0:11:03.120 That's the quote with Ryan Seacreats headline. Well, we all 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:07.120 saw the news yesterday afternoon. Twitter's board accepted an offer 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:10.360 from billionaire Elon Musk to buy the social media company 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:14.079 and take it private. The cash deal, at fifty four 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:19.160 twenty per share, is valued at forty four billion dollars, 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:21.080 and this is according to the press release. Twitter would 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:24.040 become a private company on completion of the deal, which 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:28.640 requires shareholder and regulatory approval. So basically this is going 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:30.960 to take a long time, like months. L a U. 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:33.400 S D is letting students know that a four year 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:37.320 university isn't the only possible path to success. Now, this 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:40.360 is interesting. They're saying that in their last two years 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:42.480 of high school in the l a U. S D 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:46.200 School District, students can now choose to work towards career 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:50.240 technical education or CT in several professional areas. This means 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:54.240 that students can begin working towards technical training careers for 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:59.199 the auto industry, healthcare, and information information technology. Wow, that's 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:02.760 pretty cool. Halloween time is one of the best times 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:04.880 of the year. I think we can all agree on that, 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:09.120 and Disney Parks is celebrating early with a Halfway to 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:13.760 Halloween celebration this Thursday, April, which includes inst worthy food. 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:15.800 Of course, you know they're gonna have all the fancy 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:19.600 drinks as well. The Halfway to Halloween menu items include 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:24.000 collectible popcorn buckets, spooky trurose, and more. The Sweet Treets 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:25.760 are gonna be available for a limited time this week. 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:33.360 I mean, why not. Right on air with Ryan Seacrest, Melissa, 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:36.520 good morning, How you doing. I'm good, Ryan, how are 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:40.559 you super good? Thanks for calling. What's happening? Okay, So 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:46.280 I follow your Instagram account. You're verified Ryan seacrest Instagram account, 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:49.640 and I just you know, one day I was looking 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:52.800 through and I saw these adorable pictures of you and 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:57.120 your niece, and I commented on it and I basically said, like, 0:12:57.320 --> 0:13:01.360 so heartwarming, such a great uncle. Like I just was 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:05.160 complimenting you and your career and like your stamina to 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:07.200 keep up with it on and stuff like that. And 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:10.320 then two days later I got a d M and 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:14.640 I was like, oh, like totally shocked. So anyway, but 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:18.840 it referenced my message to you, so I thought it 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:22.400 was you. So I was I thought was I was, 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:25.600 you know, going back and forth with this account for 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:31.880 a couple of days. I know so. And then yesterday 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:36.240 I get another d M from another account claiming to 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:40.560 be you, same thing referencing my d M to you. 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:43.720 So I was like, I basically so like, this doesn't 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:47.120 make any sense. And on the first account, obviously I 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:49.000 wasn't going to be like, Okay, Ryan proved to me 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:54.320 you're Ryan. I kind of felt weird, you know what, 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:58.360 exactly like I did. The whole thing was very weird. 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:03.640 So anyway, but the impostor Ryan was like, Oh, I'm 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:07.320 gonna have my you know, my team call you and 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:10.199 we can get together and blah blah blah. And I 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:12.680 was like, okay, Um, I think it's safe to say 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:16.320 I never ever respond to a DM and haven't, so 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:21.080 there's any If anybody responds to you in the d 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:25.680 M from me, guaranteed it's not me because I don't 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:28.760 have take enough skin to even read the comments. Now, Melissa, 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:31.760 I want to know somebody, what did the other me 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:37.000 to phone me and you talk about well, very interesting? 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:41.520 Um kind of got a little deep, which, uh, personal 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:44.760 stuff a little bit. And the thing that caught me 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:48.520 off guard was, well, the red flag that went up 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:52.400 for me was I was like, there's pictures of my 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:56.440 dogs on my Instagram and they commented on it and 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:59.080 I was and he said, whoever it was, that I 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.800 love dogs, and I said, well, I know you do too. 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:04.040 Now I've been a fan of yours back to like 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:07.360 the Kelly Clarkson dyed but and we're around the same 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:10.880 age and whatever. But I was married, a four kids 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:15.920 and I'm a widow. Now, so long story short. Um, 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:18.640 you know, I basically was talking a little bit about 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:22.040 my life. He was talking a little bit about his wife. 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:25.680 And the scary thing is like people know a lot 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:29.240 of stuff. So I basically said, oh, how's your dog, 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:34.400 and he was like, I don't have a dog. You know. 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:37.120 I would have instantly been like, my baby, Georgia, I 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:39.920 love my baby well, and I knew you had a dog, 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:45.400 So I was like flag warning. Now here's the deal again. First, listen, 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:48.280 thank you for the public service. Second of all, just 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:52.160 know that I have never responded to a d M, 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:55.440 so therefore I'm here every day so you can get 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:58.080 a verbal direct message any day you want right here 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:01.840 for hours. Um, but I'm glad you reached out. That's 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:04.920 so crazy. Just heads up to anybody else out there 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:09.400 that you know chatting with me about my wine preferences 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:12.160 and my lack of love of dogs. Beware, it ain't 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:15.240 mean thanks for listening to us. You take care of yourself, Melissa, 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:20.720 you too, Ryan By. I guess that happens that people 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:23.040 all the time. Right. You don't know who you're talking 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:24.520 to on the other end. That's why you got to 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:26.480 look for the blue checkmark. Man. You gotta see if 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:32.280 it's what's it? Certified? Right? Verified? A vertified certified verified? 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:35.520 All right. So Adam reaches out to us via email 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:38.160 about a woman named Brooke and name at on a 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:41.320 dating app, and uh, he says it was super flirty 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:45.280 and fun. Hey, Adam, how are you? Hey? How's it going? Guys? 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:48.200 Good man? So then you ended up seeing her briefly 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:51.120 running into each other, but things were different after that. Okay, 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:52.560 so let me go back for a second. Tell me 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:56.840 about your flirty game. What were you doing this flirty? We? 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.520 I mean we're like, you know, there was a physical 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:02.160 touching and laughing. You know, I thought you were flirting 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:04.000 on the dating app, you're flirting when you saw her 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:07.639 when you went out. Well, yeah, we went out on 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:10.439 the first date and we went to thirty Degrees on 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:13.840 Monrovia and then, uh, you know, like everything went well, 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:16.720 kissed her good night and everything was good, you know. 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.679 And then uh, so we were testing after that, and 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:22.080 we realized that we were like kind of close to 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:25.320 each other. So she stopped by the grocery store when 0:17:25.320 --> 0:17:28.359 I was shopping, and then, um, you know, we tried 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:30.680 texting after that, but she was just very vague and 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:33.879 like noncommittal. So she stopped by the store while you 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:37.600 were shopping. Yeah, she was at the Starbucks around the corner, 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:39.719 and then she just came by. What like, we just 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:43.159 realized that we were close to each other half Okay, 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:49.360 So then after that encounter at the store, things got different. Yeah. 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:52.119 It was just like, you know, I really couldn't you know, 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:54.280 line up another date, and it was just she's just 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:56.800 very being kind of like distant and vague. You know. 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:01.399 So you have any idea, you have no hunch just 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:06.760 to what's going on. I don't. Yeah, I have no clue. Okay, 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:12.960 hold one second here, Adam. So we have a second 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:17.920 date up date in progress. Adam met Brooke dating app. 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:20.160 They went out, kissed her good night. They ran into 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:23.320 each other at a grocery store, and since that second 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:29.280 encounter in person, she's been acting strange. So and Alam 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:31.879 doesn't know why, and it's it's keeping him up at 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:34.760 night basically, So what's our role? He wants to find 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:38.160 out why, good or bad? Why she's kind of distant 0:18:38.200 --> 0:18:41.000 after so many after so much good Momentum, I guess 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:44.520 all right, Adam, So we have her on the line. 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:46.720 Be very quiet. We're gonna talk to you and see 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:49.680 what we can find out. Okay, So I don't say anything, Okay, 0:18:50.119 --> 0:18:56.680 all right, Mrs Brooke. Second date update, Hello Brooke, Hello, Hi, 0:18:56.880 --> 0:18:58.159 thank you for a green to come on with us. 0:18:58.160 --> 0:19:02.879 It's Ryan Sisting Tanya. Good morning, morning, good morning. That's 0:19:02.960 --> 0:19:12.440 crazy quick question for you, h Adam, you went with 0:19:12.480 --> 0:19:16.480 a guy named Adam? Does that ring a bell? Totally? Yeah? 0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:19.720 We we met on bumble So how was it hanging 0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:23.639 out with Adam? I mean it was it was great, 0:19:23.680 --> 0:19:26.800 like we would and got drinks. Um, and I mean 0:19:26.880 --> 0:19:30.920 he kissed me, denied and I was interested. Um, but 0:19:31.040 --> 0:19:34.639 I'm pretty sure he's married and not telling me what 0:19:34.640 --> 0:19:41.560 what makes you think that? I mean there, we like 0:19:41.640 --> 0:19:46.480 met up very briefly afterwards at um I was basically 0:19:46.600 --> 0:19:50.760 at a Starbucks on Foothill and Um we were kind 0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:52.240 of messaging a little bit. He was like, oh, I'm 0:19:52.240 --> 0:19:54.000 just let the Ralph's right by, and so we just 0:19:54.080 --> 0:19:57.720 kind of decided I would go meet him there real quick. 0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:02.399 And I don't know, I saw something that I'm not 0:20:02.440 --> 0:20:11.560 so sure I was supposed to see. Okay, what well, 0:20:11.800 --> 0:20:15.719 I mean when I looked in his cart, at the 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:19.640 bottom of the up of it, there were some feminine products, 0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:24.520 and I know they're not his, and so where were 0:20:24.520 --> 0:20:28.159 the feminine products exactly? They were at the bottom of 0:20:28.200 --> 0:20:32.240 his cart a shopping cart. Yeah, he could be buying 0:20:32.320 --> 0:20:38.120 after anybody. And you know, single guys want to keep 0:20:38.160 --> 0:20:41.639 that in our stors in town, like and made him 0:20:41.640 --> 0:20:44.040 go to the story. I mean, hair bands, products like 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:46.560 you want to have things. They're out of convenient abundance 0:20:46.560 --> 0:20:51.679 of convenience. Right. I've never known anyone to be that 0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:55.360 to just have that at their house. And let's it's 0:20:55.400 --> 0:20:58.240 like buying for their girlfriend or their wife. Okay, well 0:20:58.280 --> 0:21:03.560 that's the daughter. I mean, I just thought it was 0:21:04.000 --> 0:21:07.200 very bizarre, and it's like if there is someone living 0:21:07.240 --> 0:21:10.000 at his house, like I would think that's something you 0:21:10.000 --> 0:21:12.400 should bring up on a first date. Okay, I want 0:21:12.400 --> 0:21:14.240 to bring Adam in and you have to know he's 0:21:14.280 --> 0:21:16.800 listening to this and so let's apologize for that later. 0:21:16.840 --> 0:21:21.960 But Adam, can you explain the feminine products? Yeah, yeah, 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:24.879 I'm not married. I actually I do have a daughter. 0:21:25.080 --> 0:21:28.600 I'm a single dad and uh yeah, I mean it 0:21:28.680 --> 0:21:32.920 was just you know that's okay, that's even worse. That's 0:21:32.920 --> 0:21:35.280 the worst. Why is that worse? How is that worse? 0:21:36.480 --> 0:21:40.399 Like a mom? Like, why wouldn't you tell me that 0:21:40.480 --> 0:21:43.639 on your first date? Because it was I didn't have 0:21:43.680 --> 0:21:45.680 an opportunity to bring it up. It was more casually. 0:21:45.640 --> 0:21:47.200 We were just like kind of hanging out, Like I 0:21:47.720 --> 0:21:50.919 don't I keep my personal life, you know, personally, you know, 0:21:51.040 --> 0:21:52.359 like you don't have to be a mom. You can't 0:21:52.359 --> 0:21:55.040 hang out with the guy, you know, it doesn't have 0:21:55.080 --> 0:21:59.040 to go the date. I don't know not to be 0:21:59.080 --> 0:22:03.000 a mom. Yeah, but like you're wasting my time. Like 0:22:03.080 --> 0:22:05.560 if I want kids, like I want them to be 0:22:05.680 --> 0:22:08.240 my own. So this idea of like coming to a 0:22:08.280 --> 0:22:12.720 first date, you kind of lay out the big thing. Wow, okay, yeah, 0:22:12.760 --> 0:22:15.880 I mean I'm glad we got that cleared up. I mean, 0:22:16.320 --> 0:22:21.919 uh yeah, I mean I'm not good. Then it's not 0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:24.119 a match. Wow, it's just not going to work out. Guys, 0:22:24.240 --> 0:22:29.880 we're no experts, but um, all right, well but I'm good. Okay, 0:22:30.160 --> 0:22:32.240 brook thank you and Adam thank you very much. We'll 0:22:32.359 --> 0:22:34.840 let it go from here. Good luck to you guys. 0:22:35.560 --> 0:22:41.840 One that was uncomfortable as we've had. But Brooks, how 0:22:41.840 --> 0:22:44.320 about Brooks put it on your profile, like, if you're 0:22:44.359 --> 0:22:47.359