WEBVTT - Thirst the Fire 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.560 Today's episode of Night Call is brought to you by 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:06.240 Roswell New Mexico. Catch the series premiere of Roswell New 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:18.160 Mexico Tuesday, January only on the c W. It's to 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:40.720 Am in Roswell, New Mexico and you're listening Tonight Call. Hello, 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:44.080 and welcome to Night Call, a podcast for your strange 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:47.200 days and lonely nights. I am Tess Lynch in Los 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:50.840 Angeles with Molly Lambert and joining us from New York, 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:59.480 Emily Yoshida. Happy Mass Singer Week, Happy Masked Singer Century. 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:02.600 We had no idea we had entered the Mass Singer era. 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:07.320 Uh we we We waltzed into nineteen so naive, thinking, 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:09.399 you know, it's just another year, but in fact we 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:11.240 were living in the world of the Mass Singer, now 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:13.840 the Mass Singer extended universe. It felt like we were 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:17.760 entering a new era. Yeah, the bird mask a s 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.959 MR Plague doctor thing that we watched since discussed on 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:23.160 the podcast a while ago. It's like it ruined the 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:25.800 Mass Singer. It came to life. It came to life, 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:28.720 and I just picture them singing in a s m 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:31.319 R voice. Well people, I know, like the billboards for 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:35.480 the masked singer were amazing because they were so it 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:37.840 looked like a Vega show, yeah, or like a black mirror. 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:41.759 They were just like the masks are particularly creepy on purpose, 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:45.080 it seems. Um. I guess it's originally a Korean show 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:48.040 and this is the American reboot, but maybe they don't 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:49.760 know if the aesthetic of the original show was I 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:54.080 would imagine it was this because it's very memorable. I 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:56.240 saw a clip where they were like, it was not 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:59.360 just a mask. It's like they have like whole costumes. Yeah, 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:01.520 it's like a whole. Like there's a lion one I 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:04.640 saw it's a full body. Ken Jong is like I 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:10.440 know that lion. Yeah. My friend Sarah Johnson was saying 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:14.119 it's part of the ice wad Shut universe. Yes, sure, absolutely, 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:16.400 it's because they don't want you to recognize people by 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:21.120 their bodies either, I imagine because that's really easy to do. Well, 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:23.800 it's even hard. I don't know how anyone sings when 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:26.600 they're inside like a hippo costume. Well, we were discussing this. 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:30.400 I mean, is it recorded inside their mask or is 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:33.800 it prerecorded? I have so many to know. That was 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:36.639 her main question was are the vocals. How do you 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:38.679 sing in that thing and have the vocals come out? 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:41.200 How weird is it going to sound with the you know, 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:47.119 there's probably a microphone inside the mask. Yeah, but that's 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.480 going to sound it's probably so big. But maybe the 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.640 acoustics inside the head are really good. They've created an 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:55.480 acoustic environment inside the head of the mask. How you 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:58.760 know what it kind of reminds me of is ending? 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:02.160 Did you I's ever see Tony Erdman, which is like 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:06.440 getting New Christian Wig and Jack Nicholson. The original is incredible. 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:10.960 I highly recommended to everybody suit in it. There. Yeah, 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:14.919 there's this like weird traditional Scandinavian suit that comes into 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:17.960 play in the end, like this monster suit. Uh. And 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:22.079 it's so it's so bizarre and it's like I can't 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:24.520 even describe it. I mean, I can't spoil any This 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:28.400 is like this is like a singing competition. So it 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:31.480 was like something about it that's really funny because you're like, oh, yeah, 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:37.119 it's like Kaiju suits, Godzilla suits, people singing and it's 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:40.720 not evil seemingly, That's what I was saying. It's like, 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:43.160 even though it's like a dystopian reality show that feels 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:46.120 good for our current moment. It's not like The Swan, 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:52.720 the all time benchmark for feel bad reality TV. Yeah, 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:55.040 I think it's sort of reassuring in some ways, like 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:57.360 to think back on The Swan and think, well, not 0:03:57.480 --> 0:04:01.040 everything gets worse that we don't have. That was the 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:03.480 point where I was like things. That was when I 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:06.560 thought everything was going to be so bad forever. Did 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:09.600 you guys, how much of this one did you watch? It? 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:13.560 Not horrifying it was. I found it so hard. Like 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:15.680 we've talked about this one so much on this show, 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:17.599 but we will talk about it again, which is that 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:19.920 it was a reality show where it was like they 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:24.480 gave a bunch of average women insane plastic surgery makeovers 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:28.080 and then had them in a beauty contest. Uh, and 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.960 somebody won and they were the Swan. I just can't 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.120 believe it was real. It's one of those things that 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:36.200 I feel like we have to talk about to remind ourselves. 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:38.919 What was amazing was then they like followed the contestants 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:41.880 after the makeovers and they ruined all of their lives. 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:45.400 But I know that they showed that they were like 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:49.000 my husband doesn't recognize me anymore, and like we've grown apart. 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:52.000 It was so fucked up, and you were just like, 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:56.919 not everything that's entertaining should be on television, because like 0:04:57.160 --> 0:05:00.560 people would watch Execution. But it's all so in the 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:04.279 same vein of Temptation Island where it really took, you know, 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:06.920 finding out that a couple had a secret child and 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:09.720 that they were like a casualty of the show to 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:12.360 make you be like, oh, it was really a bad show. 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:16.680 I don't know about this Temptation Island. Well. The most 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:19.360 singer is also like, it's funny that people are talking 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:22.919 about such a January show. I love August entertainment. I 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:28.000 love January, best months for new stuff. So yeah, the judge, 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:31.080 Escape Room, the judging panel, Yeah, you loved Escape Room. 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:35.760 The judging panel is like Ken Jong uh, Jenny McCarthy 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:44.440 boom thick boom okay, and one more person no booo. 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:47.039 I'll tell you a fun factor about Nicole Shares gender. Yeah, 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:49.640 but can you say your name? One more Shares shares 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:53.320 in I got sharts. The original read aura Um is 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:56.360 that the song Amber by three eleven is about her, 0:05:56.800 --> 0:06:01.080 the color of her energy, her energy. Yeah, she dated 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:03.360 the guy from three eleven and he wrote that Amber 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:06.160 a bad energy color. No, I don't know anything about 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:10.120 the color of your energy. It's chill, guys. I just 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:13.040 I just totally remembered something I buried for years. I 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:16.680 had a sociology teacher, I believe, who had us read 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:21.360 each other's aura's freshman year. I believe and I have 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:24.000 I have completely that just like came back to me 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:27.800 in a flash. Were talking about what was the color 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:31.240 of your teen energy? I don't remember at all, but 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:34.120 I remember thinking, why are we doing this in sociology? 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:38.080 Did they interpret your for you? Somebody did we like 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:41.039 took turn standing up in front of the like pulled 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:45.120 down overhead screen, uh and and turned the lights out 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:47.400 and apparently tried to read each other's or I don't 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:51.320 really remember. I'm just like there was not an aura camera. 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.720 First of all, I understand nothing about aura photography because no, 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:56.600 I don't know anything about it. I could not tell 0:06:56.640 --> 0:07:00.840 you anything because it's not real. It's I know it's 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:02.600 not real, but I mean, like, how do they make that? 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:05.200 It's your heat, your body heat, I know, but how 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:09.840 do you capture it? Like heat? Can't that thing in 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:13.160 the terminator's head? Okay, you know? So he was just 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:18.400 an aura reader. Yeah, or Terminator is a mood ring, 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:26.360 He's a he's a walking story everything. Terminator apologists New age. 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:29.680 Terminator is very much our vibe on this podcast is 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:32.560 I just want to hear a little tiny bit more 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:36.120 about the Mass Singer. So, Molly, you watched it. They're 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:39.040 both masked and they it's two people battling. I just 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:44.400 need to know different battles. And then I thought it 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:47.440 was just the guessing part. No, it's there's also a 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:52.400 complicated it is versus. And then at the beginning they 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:54.000 tell you what the battles are and it's literally like 0:07:54.120 --> 0:08:00.760 hippo versus unicorn, peacock versus horse. Um, and you said 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:05.000 one of the masked singer spoiler alert. They reveal one 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:07.440 of the Mass singers at the end of each episode, 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:11.360 and I was mostly curious about, like what like level 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:14.040 of celebrity we're talking about here, Like you got your answer, 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:17.000 I got my answer, and the answer was Joey Fatone. 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:20.120 Oh my god, right, do you ever have like you know, 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:22.680 when you're watching something from the seventies or eighties and 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:25.480 you're like, oh my god, everybody was on so much cocaine, 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:27.560 Like people are going to look back on this air 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:29.240 and be like, oh my god, everybody was on so 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:36.920 much CBD. It's like the weirdest most like half awake, 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:40.400 half remembered idea for a show like I think a 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:43.640 hippo and a lion battled each I only complained is 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:46.440 like the song selections are very American Idol. I wish 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:51.120 it was weirder fight song. It would be great if 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:54.200 it was just all like the Pinion Colada song. I 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:57.240 always want them to choose their own song. I mean, 0:08:57.280 --> 0:09:00.280 that's always been my issue with Idol. It's interesting to 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:03.800 see like what the mentors choose, of course, because it 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:05.920 makes them all seem like they just stopped listening to 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.520 music at a certain point a long time ago, and 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:11.480 they're just like, I only know four songs. Now, we'll 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:14.199 get you something edgy, how about Benny and the Jet exactly. 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:17.280 But I feel like that's what's nice in a way 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:21.400 about the voice. They choose their going your false, going 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:24.320 your fault. They like get to choose. I would assume 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:26.960 I always thought on the voice they chose their own songs, 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:29.000 but it seems like in particular with the mass singer, 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:31.520 even if there should be that element because it speaks 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:34.040 to who you are inside, right, Well, maybe give it 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:36.480 away too much. Yeah, but in a way, it's like 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:38.600 a it's a good clue because you could choose a 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:41.360 song that doesn't fit with your image and trick everybody. 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:44.240 It also fits into the bird Box universe. You know that. 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:46.920 I'm thinking about it. It's all about things you can't see. 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:49.840 Things you can't see exactly. You're going just by voice, 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:54.120 and you can be tricked and escape room to right, 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:56.760 is there some sense isolation and escape room? Go with 0:09:56.880 --> 0:10:01.800 me here? No, But there's like the elements. There's like 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:05.800 there's like a room that's just ice, in a room 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:09.760 that's just fire. Do they take place in reality? In reality, 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:13.520 like in the world, or like in a constructed environment? 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:17.160 That's what I mean. Uh, they go to they go. 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:19.600 The people in the movie think that they are in 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:22.480 an escape room, like a really really detailed, like high 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:26.240 budget escape room. It's still like but yeah, in fact, 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:30.199 there they are trying to be killed by somebody. It's 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:35.360 so good, it's highly recommend it too spooky maybe for me, 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:37.400 but no, No, this is the thing about it. It's 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:40.000 like not a horror movie. It's just a suspense movie 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:42.880 with puzzles, Like, it's not there's not that much gore. 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:45.360 It's rated PG. Thirteen. It's just like we're in a 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:47.880 crazy upside down room. Now, how are we going to 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:52.520 get out of it? It's a puzzle, which I've recently 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:57.480 gotten really into puzzles me too. Really, yeah, is this 0:10:57.559 --> 0:11:00.760 the new coloring? Is everybody just simultane say like, I 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:03.720 love puzzles? You know? I was always really underwhelmed by 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:06.439 the coloring fat I don't know. I mean, I understand 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:08.880 it's very soothing, but I didn't care and I never 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:11.959 wanted to see what anyone was coloring like. It didn't 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:15.960 interest me. But puzzles, But puzzles are very interesting. I 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:18.360 got these cube butts. I got them from a friend 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:20.640 of mine. I stole them from my kid, and they're really, 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:23.640 really hard, to the point where I have to there 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:26.960 are three dimensional puzzles that look like little men made 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:32.480 out of wood cube and it's so hard. There's one 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:36.600 that's teeny tiny and it's been like months, it's been months. 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:38.520 I can't find a YouTube on how to solve him. 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:41.800 So I've just been like, like nice wedding, I just 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:46.920 get frustrated and give up. Try it now, Molly, you 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:48.800 might be in a different place. I don't think. I 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:54.640 found I like Tetris Dr Mario the other day. How 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:58.800 was it fantastic? Imagine Tetris, but like without the time 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:01.360 constraint and then with at the music getting faster, like 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:03.240 you can just chill out and stare at the puzzle. 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:05.760 I mean I did. I did like a regular puzzle 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:08.400 over the holidays. I feel like people were posting puzzle 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:14.040 content because it's a wholesome, wholesome activity, very stress relieving, 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:17.760 because it refocuses your stress back onto yourself where it belongs. 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:21.600 You know, kind of just defaults to like your lizard 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:25.840 brain a little bit exactly. Yeah, like baking, blinking baking. 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:29.720 If I said blinking, suppose you have to do it? 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:34.559 You really have no charge? Terrible. There's some lizards who 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:36.920 don't blink. Well, there's the ones that lick their eyeballs 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:40.360 get goes. How does that make you feel that they 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:44.400 like their eyeballs? Feels great? I wish you could, wouldn't you? Yeah? 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:46.400 I was just thinking, I wish we all could. If 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:49.959 you have something in your eyes, thinking when you were 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:52.480 in high school, like you would like each other's eyeballocking 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:54.719 somebody's eye, and it was kind of like it was 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:56.880 kind of a sex thing, but it was like people 0:12:56.920 --> 0:12:58.240 would do it on a day or kind of like 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:00.680 going to spin the bottle type area. You just dressed 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:04.960 a really memory of mine. I don't even know. You 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:07.679 don't remember there was that was a thing. I don't 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:11.320 know what you're talking about. I was too busy just 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:19.079 putting stack in those quarters on domin Oh, guys, should 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:21.160 we take a nightcall. Let's take any Let's take a 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:24.360 night email. This is a night email from friend of 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:28.080 the podcast to Aurora, who came to our first live show. 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:32.640 Shout out Aura um Aurora wrote with more information about 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:36.000 the Integratron. More about the Integratron and its creator, George 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:39.880 van Tassel's direct connection to UFOs. The Integratron was originally 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:44.240 built as a rejuvenation machine, an electromagnetic wave oscillator contained 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:47.360 in a fifty ft diameter dome in the desert near Landers, 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:51.040 constructed in the fifties and sixties by George van Tassel, 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:54.800 a former test pilot for Hughes and Douglas aircraft, who 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:57.600 moved into a hollowed out boulder near the Integratron site 0:13:57.640 --> 0:14:02.720 in seven that'll come into play later. Van Tassel was 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:06.520 interested in UFO contacts and the metaphysics of George Lahovski, 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:10.600 on whose principles the Integratron is based. The mechanical apparatus 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:14.160 that generated the healing energy disappeared after Van Tassel died 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:19.160 in in the early two thousand's, sisters Joanne Nancy and 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:22.800 Patty Carl purchased the Integratron. It has since become a 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:27.640 popular attraction, known for its sound bath meditation sessions. There 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:31.080 you go. George Van Tassel also lived underneath Giant Rock nearby, 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:34.280 where he organized several UFO conventions in the fifties to 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:41.480 the seventies. Nation. Yeah, I mean, I do remember hearing 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:45.720 that the Integratron is not actually the way it's supposed to, 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:48.920 like the way that he intended it to be built, 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:53.240 like rejuvenation machine. Yeah, like like it's not the full thing, 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:57.040 the full uh finished product. If you are going to 0:14:57.160 --> 0:15:01.400 build a compelling like if you wanted to either you know, 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:04.400 trick people or you thought like something might actually work 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:07.120 and you were building a rejuvenation center, what would be 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:10.720 in it? I mean, I think you just get people 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:12.840 out to the desert and they're willing to bite on 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:15.240 whatever you tell them. It's going to happen. I think 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:19.080 you want a really hot salty salty salty we've been 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:22.920 talking about a hot salty bath. A hot salty bath 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:28.880 to me, Well, I mean, send along an article then 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:31.600 we'll talk about in a minute about the school of 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:36.520 practical philosophy. But it made me think about how like 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:40.960 there's this weird kind of gray area between reality and 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:44.280 the constraints of physics, and you know that certain things 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:47.120 can't be done, but then there's that like what if 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:51.160 kind of zone you know where you're like, but yeah, 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:54.200 but it's also like you know, epsom salts for instance, 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:57.360 like taking an epsom salts bath if you look online 0:15:57.600 --> 0:16:00.080 about like the uses of epsom salts, and like the 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:03.040 the qualities that people think that up some salts have 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:05.840 and like you know, how they can truly heal you 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:08.880 and stuff. You're like, Okay, I believe it up until here, 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.120 and then I don't believe it past then. But it 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:13.320 made me think like I'd be really great at starting 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:16.160 like a kind of like a cult because because there 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:19.280 are so many things like the absence this is that's 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:23.360 obviously what this podcast is eventually about many times I 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:28.120 feel some salt of podcasts exactly like Emily's aura reading 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:31.400 teacher and our math teacher who's into the zodiac. I 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:33.360 always think that's interesting where it's like you you just 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:36.680 assume that like science, people don't believe in like crazy things, 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:39.720 but that's not true at all, Like so much of science. 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:42.320 I was really obsessed with alchemy for a long time. 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:45.280 You wrote a great player about but I was just 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:47.600 like the idea was, like so much of chemistry came 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:54.040 out of alchemy, right, stem Like do crazy impossible things 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:59.080 also crystals? I mean, like, look, do I have any understanding, 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:02.480 like any any cause effect, whether it's actually real or not. 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:04.320 But like to be able to think about some sort 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:08.159 of taxonomy and system of like one thing affecting another, 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:10.960 like that can be fun, like even if it's totally fake, 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:12.800 Like just to think about, you know, a way of 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:15.959 organizing your understanding of the world. It makes things makes sense, 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:18.480 so you don't feel crazy some people. I went into 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:20.959 crystal store the other day and sort of reached my 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:23.960 limit of crystals, which is that I was like, here's 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:25.639 the thing, because like the person who worked there was 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:27.560 talking about like charging them in the moon and they 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:29.560 will give you positive energy. And I was like, no, 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:33.760 but you know what's very therapeutic is making yourself go 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:38.399 through these weird rich It's not the people who are 0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:40.479 really into like holding them, because it's like a worry 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:43.600 stone exactly, like something to absorb your anxiety if you're 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:46.080 like on a plane or something. But in a way, 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:48.560 it also has like a video game quality of like 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:52.159 giving yourself a task that doesn't it's not a practical task. 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:55.160 I mean literally being like picked up an object, put 0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:58.120 it in the moonlight, like it means you're going outside 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:01.520 like an area at night, and then like going inside, 0:18:01.560 --> 0:18:04.479 like having completed this weird task that you assigned yourself. 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:07.160 I feel like that's a very as soon as people 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:10.359 are spending money on it, I feel like, but here's 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:12.400 what I was gonna say. It's like what I find 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:15.000 so silly about that kind of crystal stuff, and obviously 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:18.280 it's a big part of New Age stuff. Is what's 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:21.680 amazing about crystals is that the fucking Earth made them. 0:18:22.359 --> 0:18:24.840 Like when you go to the Hall of Gems as 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:27.160 a kid, and you're just like, all of these things 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:31.600 exist in nature for some reason, Like that is amazing 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:33.880 to me. You don't need to put anything on top 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:37.200 of that exactly. But if there weren't people who were 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:40.600 obsessed with categorizing them and like talking about their energies 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:43.760 and talking about their differences, you might fail to like 0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:47.239 notice them in the way that you do. Man mean 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:49.879 for me also, like for something like a diamond, like 0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:51.920 the fact that it's so dense that light moves through 0:18:51.920 --> 0:18:53.719 it in a different way, that's enough for me, Like 0:18:53.800 --> 0:18:56.159 that's interesting. I mean that was like a prism, just 0:18:56.200 --> 0:18:59.920 a good old fashioned prism. Is PRIs are cool. I 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:02.480 wanted to bring up, just as a side note about 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:06.000 the integratron because I think I was kind of when 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:09.840 I was trying to summarize the integratron last week, I 0:19:09.920 --> 0:19:12.720 was kind of, I think, blending the mythology of the 0:19:12.760 --> 0:19:18.760 Integratron and Star fire Water. Yes about Star fire Water. Uh, 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:23.800 Star fire Water. It is a water bottled water that 0:19:23.960 --> 0:19:26.560 is sold. I've only ever seen it in Los Angeles, 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:29.960 but I note for sure they sell it at M Cafe, 0:19:30.560 --> 0:19:32.760 and I make a point of getting one. We've had 0:19:32.760 --> 0:19:35.240 our last couple of like night call lunches at M 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:40.840 Cafe near the studio spoiler, and they sell star fire 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:43.159 water because I need it for can I guess what? 0:19:43.240 --> 0:19:48.679 I think? It is full of charged crystals. Well, it 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:51.919 gets better. Um, I'm gonna read you. This is the 0:19:52.000 --> 0:19:56.320 label of star fire water. First, the fire legend has 0:19:56.359 --> 0:19:59.160 it that the mystical star fire was the liquid manna 0:19:59.240 --> 0:20:02.359 of the divine, used by the ancients for ultra focus, 0:20:02.359 --> 0:20:06.320 extreme performance, and even enlightenment. In that vein, we introduced 0:20:06.320 --> 0:20:11.280 star fire Water, a proprietary alkaline performance bio holographic living 0:20:11.320 --> 0:20:16.800 water produced using Breakthrough twenty one century quantum water technology. 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:22.080 Star Firewater is treated with ultra violet ox oxygenation, infra 0:20:22.080 --> 0:20:27.040 red stimulation, and electromagnetism for a negative parentheses negative sign 0:20:27.280 --> 0:20:32.000 ion charged water as in nature, allowing deep cellular intake 0:20:32.080 --> 0:20:38.400 through your aquaporins. The flood gates to hydration vortex induced 0:20:38.440 --> 0:20:41.840 that this is not about halfway done. More text induced. 0:20:42.080 --> 0:20:46.360 Using a solar helix and pyramid grid pattern to give 0:20:46.359 --> 0:20:52.240 it a hexagonal structure and infused with monotomic elements, we 0:20:52.280 --> 0:20:55.959 are able to achieve a water with cosmic healing energy. 0:20:56.320 --> 0:20:59.879 This water is amplified with some kind of sonic wave. 0:21:00.080 --> 0:21:03.159 I can't read it on the label. Oscillation tuned to 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:07.360 the planet's frequency, and it becomes illegible after a certain 0:21:07.400 --> 0:21:09.159 point out here because I'm looking at a bad picture. 0:21:09.560 --> 0:21:13.840 Um yeah, all together, we've created the words world's finest 0:21:14.480 --> 0:21:24.080 performance living hexagonal superstructured water. So you can go. There's 0:21:24.080 --> 0:21:30.160 a YouTube address on the back bottle, a YouTube hyperlink 0:21:30.960 --> 0:21:32.959 which I I did look at and it has like 0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:34.960 one thousand views on it or something. But it's just 0:21:35.040 --> 0:21:37.399 somebody at like some kind of health food fair talking 0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:40.320 about how oh yeah it does. I do feel energized 0:21:40.320 --> 0:21:42.720 with this water. Um it has a picture of like 0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:45.000 a like a bird and a ying yang and stuff. 0:21:45.080 --> 0:21:51.240 Didn't make you feel hexagonal. It's nice tasting water. It's 0:21:51.280 --> 0:21:55.640 cost about six dollars for a bottle, so that's that's hexagonal, 0:21:56.000 --> 0:22:00.199 Like six dollars six sides, not some living water. You 0:22:00.240 --> 0:22:03.119 can make a pet, you can make a buck, yeah, 0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:06.840 seeing guys, but it's like the only bottle. Yeah, you 0:22:06.840 --> 0:22:10.520 get it at a at a cafe. There's like another place, 0:22:11.000 --> 0:22:13.840 I think downtown somewhere where they had a selection of waters, 0:22:14.080 --> 0:22:16.920 and um that was one of them. There was also 0:22:17.040 --> 0:22:22.320 the Beverly Hills Water b H two. Oh yeah, I 0:22:22.359 --> 0:22:28.720 mean it's fun to one of my favorite waters. Water 0:22:29.040 --> 0:22:31.480 saved my life with that hidden water. Are you still 0:22:31.520 --> 0:22:35.960 thinking about that? Him? Yeah? Is that the slightly minty water? 0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:39.800 Now it's a slightly flavored with fruit water. It's like 0:22:39.840 --> 0:22:42.879 a flat LACROI, but it has a stronger flavor of 0:22:43.040 --> 0:22:47.119 lacroy And. I don't know though, Emily, if you smells 0:22:47.160 --> 0:22:49.480 a lot of weed, you might like this water. That 0:22:49.600 --> 0:22:51.639 was what led me to this water, was being like, 0:22:51.720 --> 0:22:54.679 I don't like the taste of normal water, like I 0:22:54.760 --> 0:22:58.360 need something punchier, but not like some normal water. I'm 0:22:58.359 --> 0:23:00.440 not into normal water in general. I don't drink a 0:23:00.480 --> 0:23:03.520 lot of water. I should got to drink your water. 0:23:03.680 --> 0:23:05.399 I don't like to drink. I brought it open the 0:23:05.400 --> 0:23:09.040 floodgates to hydration, O the porous. My mom doesn't like 0:23:09.080 --> 0:23:11.800 the flavor of water. She only drinks carbonated water. She 0:23:11.840 --> 0:23:14.600 will not drink flat water. And I felt weird about 0:23:14.640 --> 0:23:18.919 carbonated water because when you're very thirsty, like burns. I 0:23:19.000 --> 0:23:21.520 was so thirsty last night because we ate raman, and 0:23:21.560 --> 0:23:25.119 then you offered me a water. I always have water 0:23:25.440 --> 0:23:30.359