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Speaker 1: Of courses of this program.

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Speaker 2: We're pre recorded.

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Speaker 3: What are you doing.

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Speaker 4: Listening every morning?

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Speaker 5: You guys are so different.

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Speaker 3: You do become a hero by being normal.

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Speaker 6: Let me just float something out there, May I please?

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Speaker 6: Got any got any secrets?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 8: Do it?

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Speaker 3: Should we do it?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 10: Dah.

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Speaker 6: You know it's really interesting because Gandhi was saying she

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Speaker 6: just goes up to total strangers and will.

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Speaker 3: Ask that question. Got his secret?

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Speaker 6: Yes, and without hesitation, they will give you some blood curdling,

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Speaker 6: hair curling secrets.

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Speaker 8: You're like, what, it's shocking.

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Speaker 11: It's really shocking how many random strangers are just willing

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Speaker 11: to tell you something crazy. Now, maybe they're lying to me,

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Speaker 11: but I think for the most part, they just want

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Speaker 11: to get stuff off their chest. I found out people cheated,

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Speaker 11: people stole money, all kinds of different things.

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Speaker 8: It's amazing. Just ask a stranger you got any secret?

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Speaker 6: I promise we will not use your real name. Well,

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Speaker 6: let's make up some really crazy fake names. You can

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Speaker 6: call Nate or easier than that. Texas at fifty five

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Speaker 6: one hundred, scary. Do you have any music for Got

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Speaker 6: any secrets?

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Speaker 3: I sure do? All right? Hey? Uh, and these people

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Speaker 3: on hold on the phone Nate. Are these their real names?

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Speaker 3: Assume they're assumed they're fake names. They're aliens?

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Speaker 6: Okay, okay, fake names good. I don't want to use

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Speaker 6: people's real names. This is the worst music for tell

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Speaker 6: me a secret.

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Speaker 3: What do you? Sorry? What do you have? I got

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Speaker 3: other music?

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Speaker 12: All right?

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Speaker 3: What do you have?

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Speaker 8: It's like a half step up?

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Speaker 3: Also, okay, let's not do any music. We're fine, We're good.

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Speaker 3: Let's skipped to music part. We're good.

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Speaker 13: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Line eleven, Tiffany not her real name, hung up.

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Speaker 10: Oh okay, her secret was so bad she couldn't even

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Speaker 10: pretend to say it. Don't pretend to be someone else.

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Speaker 3: She peed in her bitchy coworker's water bottle.

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Speaker 8: Oh ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's not congratulate that. Rock four Line twenty four

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Speaker 3: not her real name. Hi, rock cal Hi, So are you?

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Speaker 3: We're okay? Tell us your secret.

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Speaker 13: So I'm cheating on my husband with my twenty five

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Speaker 14: Ah.

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Speaker 3: This is like, yeah, so, are you cheating on your

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Speaker 3: husband because you just need more? Or he's just awful?

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Speaker 15: He is awful, He's just I just and I just

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Speaker 13: Now there's a there's a large he's twenty years older

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Speaker 13: than I and I kind of see things differently than

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Speaker 16: So I was kind of just like, screw it.

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Speaker 6: All right, Well, enjoy your time with the prool boy,

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Speaker 6: but keep in mind, you have a life to live,

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Speaker 6: so you know, if you can time to move on,

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Speaker 6: let him go, let him go live his own life.

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Speaker 6: You know, good luck to him to you on that.

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Speaker 3: Roquel.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the early stages of it.

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Speaker 13: It's only been going on for like a week so far.

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Speaker 3: This exiting fight. Yeah. Well, hell yeah, tell the world

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Speaker 3: it's factus all right, Roquel, thank you very much. The

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Speaker 3: pool Sandy online twenty Yeah, Roquel's pool has never been cleaner.

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Speaker 6: Sandy on line twenty three, not her real name. Go ahead, Sandy,

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Speaker 6: tell us your secret.

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Speaker 13: I dated a guy he transported weed for eight months.

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Speaker 3: Oh illegally, I'm assuming across the state.

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Speaker 17: Line, very cross the quite a few state lines.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh my, there you go. It's your secret. It's

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Speaker 18: And we used to say it was to bring the

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Speaker 18: joys to others.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, all right, Sandy, that's your secret. Don't tell anyone.

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Speaker 3: Text us his number, stop it for us. Thank you,

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Speaker 3: Sandy Line twenty two is Wanda. It could be your

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Speaker 3: real name. I love the name Wanda. What's your secret?

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Speaker 19: So probably over the course of I don't know, eight

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Speaker 19: to ten years, I've stolen, well not anymore. Hundreds of

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Speaker 10: Oh wow, wow to use her to.

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Speaker 8: Sell Oh no to you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, hundreds of thousands of dollars cosmetics. I'm assuming I'm getting.

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Speaker 11: Care of and luxury, she said, luxury, not like you know,

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Speaker 19: Cove a girl.

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Speaker 3: Like La Maire and stuff like that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there are some of that.

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Speaker 3: I bet you look fabulous. You look so young.

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Speaker 10: How do you do it?

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Wanda, Thanks for listening to us. And by

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Speaker 3: the way, I don't want people are gonna start yelling this.

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Speaker 3: How dare you glamor these people like.

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Speaker 20: Me?

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Speaker 14: The Morning show.

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Speaker 2: I had relationships with my ex's mother as soon as

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Speaker 2: I was done with my ex on the same night,

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Speaker 2: about an hour apart.

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Speaker 3: Oh, oh my god, sloppy seconds. Uh god, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Look at all the texts.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, gandhi, there's one here that says, when my boyfriend

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Speaker 11: makes me mad, I do mean things to him like

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Speaker 11: putting jalapinos on the toilet seat so his balls burn,

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, my god, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Another way my secret is I worked on Saturday nights

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Speaker 2: for five years. I told my wife I was playing

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yes, Cary.

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Speaker 21: Someone just texted in. I sniffed seats when people get up.

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Speaker 2: Oh, this is strange. What My wife sent a bondage

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Speaker 6: Oh whoa, Maybe her sister's tying her up.

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Speaker 6: I had sex with my cousin in my grandmother's bed.

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Speaker 6: That's always fun. Yeah, yeah, I can't believe everyone has

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Speaker 6: mean they I understand why they are secrets.

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Speaker 3: You can see anymore. Hmm hmm. I'm pregnant. No one

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Speaker 8: Someone takes care of themselves in the car isn't that dangerous?

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Speaker 2: This person says, I've been with over five hundred people

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Speaker 8: Oh, there's a lot of people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, it's interesting. So did you see.

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Speaker 8: The last one? I have sex with my girlfriend's mom

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, whoa? Okay, So look, keep your secret. You

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Speaker 3: that they're rolling in, You don't have any level of guilt.

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Speaker 3: And I'm listening to all these secrets.

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Speaker 8: Maybe it feels better.

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Speaker 10: It feels better for them to get it off their chests,

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Speaker 2: So, yeah, I feel my life is boring. I don't

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Speaker 3: Wow. Anyway, so thanks for sharing your secrets. Let's just

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I love it?

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Speaker 3: This is awful? Hello Tiffany, is that your real name?

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Speaker 10: No good?

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Speaker 3: No, you really know Holden? You really peed in a

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 6: Well, so let's start with a coworker. So obviously you

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Speaker 10: What can I ask what they did that made you pee?

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Speaker 17: All kinds of things like ripping up some of my

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Speaker 6: You feel you feel you feel better about the situation

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Speaker 3: Do you aim to get it in a bottle? So strange?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you can't do that. Is it wrong that I

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Speaker 10: Well ahead, I want to know how you got the

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Speaker 17: No, I didn't have to seek it.

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Speaker 22: She left.

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Speaker 3: She left it, okay.

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Speaker 17: I could see her drink it though, that would have

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Speaker 6: Well, look, we have to put you on hold, Tiffany,

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Speaker 6: but thank you for listening to us.

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Speaker 11: Feel scared of Tiffany. I know we're not judging, but

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Speaker 11: I'm a little scared that.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go ahead.

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Speaker 6: And you know me, my rule is always don't judge

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Speaker 6: and break my rule and judge.

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Speaker 8: Gee, she's the.

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Speaker 10: Type of person I don't want to cross. Let's put

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Speaker 10: it at all ever, I.

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Speaker 3: Just yeah, all right, Well we move on.

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Speaker 1: Elvis darn in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Oh Uncle Johnny, Oh god, can you get Uncle Johnny

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Speaker 3: on the phone, Nate. So Uncle Johnny called from his

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Speaker 3: house phone. He called alex Am my cell phone. He's

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Speaker 6: So, uh so Alex says, okay, Uncle Johnny, I'll leave

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Speaker 6: work early and I'll drive into the city and I'll

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Speaker 6: help you figure it out. So we're figuring out maybe

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Speaker 6: something wrong with the you know and then the under

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Speaker 6: the cellular settings, or maybe he's you know, he pushed

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Speaker 3: He was like, oh, oh, I don't know. I have

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Speaker 6: And so but Alex got to, you know, help him

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Speaker 10: But that's never happened to you. Guys, Like you call

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Speaker 2: All customer service. Sometimes they get our tech support. One

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Speaker 3: I got Uncle Johnny. We woke him up. We got

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Speaker 20: Uncle Johnny. What are you bananas?

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Speaker 23: What happened is hek mob The phone was there, and

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Speaker 3: And that's what happened, Uh, Johnny, Johnny. The thing is,

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Speaker 2: What's that, Froggy, There's a switch above the up and

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Speaker 20: That's what happened.

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Speaker 3: But that switch has been on our iPhones for a

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Speaker 20: Well, I just I didn't realize it was. It was

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Speaker 24: You go.

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Speaker 6: We got we got Uncle Johnny a Dyson, so he's

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Speaker 10: Oh, the best thing I've ever purchased in my life.

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Speaker 3: Now, you know, Uncle Johnny. You have to charge the

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Speaker 6: You can't just plug it in and it's a it's

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Speaker 20: So't charge. I'm vacuuming today.

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Speaker 3: Nice.

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Speaker 10: It makes vacuuming fun, it does.

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Speaker 3: It really makes vacuuming a joy.

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Speaker 20: I love it all right, Well, I'm very excited.

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Speaker 6: Well, Uncle Johnny, Alex. Even though it was a pain

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Speaker 6: He said he was happy he did. It was good

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Speaker 20: He's fabulous, he really is.

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Speaker 20: I think you should, all right, Uncle Johnny, we love you.

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Speaker 20: I love you, guys. Have a beauty a great day. Okay,

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 6: Online one an electrician Brandon, I bet you see all

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Speaker 6: I mean you're on call all the time, and you

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Speaker 3: What have you seen people do?

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Speaker 16: So I had this this elderly couple. They called and

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Speaker 3: She didn't think about turning it off to see what

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Speaker 16: Yeah, So like the first like our first thing is Okay,

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Speaker 6: Brandon, how many times have you gone to someone's house

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Speaker 6: and they're mad because something doesn't work and you just

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Speaker 16: That's that's happened a couple of times. I've had a

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Speaker 10: Do you charge for those things? Like, do you still say, sorry,

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Speaker 10: I gotta charge you even though it's just a plug.

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Speaker 16: If it's something I did for for like my actual company,

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Speaker 16: and like the breakers tripped.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 6: To be honest, though, Brandon, the breaker situation, you may

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Speaker 3: Of people that thought, oh yeah, oh yeah, looking for

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Speaker 3: How about this one? The light doesn't work and you

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Speaker 8: That'll get you every time.

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Speaker 3: I know that's happened.

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Speaker 10: I would do that.

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Speaker 3: You got to put a light bulb in it. It

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Speaker 6: All right, Well look Brandon, stay safe out there. And

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Speaker 6: how many as an electrician, how many times have you

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Speaker 20: A lot?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that scares me.

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Speaker 6: The electricity scares me, which is a good thing. We

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Speaker 6: Brandon take care of me, except except Froggy and of

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Speaker 3: They'll they'll wire things, and I'm like, well, don't wire

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Speaker 3: anything in my house. I'll do it, Brandon, I'll do

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Speaker 3: it with a power on. You just don't just don't

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Speaker 6: Right, How do you describe how do you describe the

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Speaker 16: It's almost like a vibration.

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Speaker 3: Well, you have to be voltage, right, Yeah, it.

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Speaker 16: It feels pretty much like a vibration. And I mean

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Speaker 16: Sometimes it hurts really bad. Sometimes it doesn't, yeah, by

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Speaker 6: By the way, if you hear the word vibration, don't

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Speaker 3: Randon. Thank you and to be safe out there, and

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Speaker 3: I hope you have a great weekend. Okay, yes, thank you?

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Speaker 6: hell of an me ALYSSA is Online five. Let's see

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Speaker 6: what's on her mind today. Hey, Alissa, Hi, did you

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Speaker 3: Did? I did?

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Speaker 24: I got an iPhone from my work last year and

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Speaker 3: You're good.

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Speaker 6: Obviously they do exactly to tell you which thing you

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Speaker 3: Get a call about that little button all the time.

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Speaker 3: You're not an idiot. Thank you for listening and listen.

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Speaker 25: Thank you guys, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on one second. I think Straight Night

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Speaker 26: Eve.

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Speaker 3: Finally we talked to Eve online four. So Eve, we

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Speaker 6: I'm sure a lot of people listening have had their

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Speaker 27: So?

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Speaker 28: He is off the boat.

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Speaker 14: Brother are first generations, and.

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Speaker 22: We've always heard him try to say I don't seek

454
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Speaker 22: good English. Am I sad. You've been in the country

455
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Speaker 22: lone and I've been alive. So a few years back,

456
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Speaker 22: we buy him an Alexa and we show him how

457
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Speaker 22: he could play his Greek music on it, and he

458
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Speaker 22: was excited. So I get a call. Now he has

459
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Speaker 22: owned this thing for a few years, and he calls

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Speaker 22: this says, I have a problem. What's the problem that

461
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Speaker 22: Alexa won't stop playing the music? And my wife won't.

462
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Speaker 22: We have a stepmother, she won't. She won't like this,

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Speaker 22: so we have to figure out how to shut it off.

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Speaker 22: I'm like, I don't know. Dad called my brother. He's

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Speaker 22: a tech savvy guy. He calls him. Somehow they figure

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Speaker 22: out how to get it off. Turns out he has

467
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Speaker 22: to put the phone on speaker and my brother tells

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Speaker 22: Alexa to stop playing the music. Everybody's happy. A couple

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Speaker 22: hours later, I get the same call from my dad.

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Speaker 22: We have a problem. I don't want to brother, your brother,

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Speaker 22: can you figure it out? I said, Dad, what are

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Speaker 22: you telling Aleta? You tell her you'll stop stop playing

473
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Speaker 22: the Greek music? So I said, you talk to Alexa

474
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Speaker 22: on speakerphone with Alexa and my dad, my father says, Alexa,

475
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Speaker 22: stop play Greek music.

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Speaker 5: My kid, Greek music.

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Speaker 20: Stop.

478
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Speaker 29: I'm like, you have to use your word endings.

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Speaker 22: Stop playing Greek music.

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Speaker 6: The thing is I mean speaking speaking to your echo

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Speaker 6: or to your Google whatever.

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Speaker 3: I mean.

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Speaker 6: It is a different language. I mean it is you

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Speaker 6: have to learn to speak their language. It's so true.

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Speaker 10: That's so cute.

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Speaker 3: Does he also spray wind decks on everything?

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Speaker 5: Pretty pretty much?

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Speaker 28: We're pretty close to that love that well.

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Speaker 3: God bless you and your family. Thank you for listening.

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Speaker 3: All right, bye bye.

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Speaker 10: What row mister ran in the morning show.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I know that we have so many different terms

503
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Speaker 3: that apply to relationships, Like you've been catfished, or you've

504
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Speaker 3: been cookie crumbed or what are some of the other

505
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Speaker 3: break crumb break crumbed ghosted? How about stashed? This is

506
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Speaker 3: one stashing you or someone you know. Have you been

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Speaker 3: stashed or are you currently being stashed? I'll tell you

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Speaker 3: what it means. You're dating someone.

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Speaker 6: It seems like it's great, but they never ever introduce

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Speaker 6: you to their friends or their family. They kind of

511
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Speaker 6: hide you. They're stashing you away somewhere. I actually i've

512
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Speaker 6: known people who've been through this. Have you Have you

513
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Speaker 6: ever been stashed by someone? You're like, I don't get

514
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Speaker 6: it when when when you're with him, it seems great,

515
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Speaker 6: but when they leave, it's like you don't exist.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 11: So I haven't been stashed, but I hate to admit it.

518
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Speaker 11: I have stashed someone before.

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Speaker 8: I feel like I have What do you do? Okay?

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Speaker 11: He was very cute and I had fun with him,

521
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Speaker 11: but he was a little dense.

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Speaker 8: And he was an aspiring rapper.

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Speaker 11: He was stupid, and he was an aspiring rapper, and

524
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Speaker 11: he would introduce himself to people if he ever encountered

525
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Speaker 11: them by.

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Speaker 8: His rap name. So I was like, oh, hell no, this.

527
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Speaker 11: Is never going to be a thing, like I cannot

528
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Speaker 11: introduce you to my friends and family. And I remember

529
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Speaker 11: one time he showed up at a work event and

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Speaker 11: I like pulled in between two cars.

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Speaker 8: I'm like, why are you here? What are you doing?

532
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Speaker 8: Get out of here?

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Speaker 3: I love that a right, so you you you had

534
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Speaker 3: particular reasons to be with him, but that it was

535
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Speaker 3: never going to go beyond that, right, right.

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Speaker 10: I have a question. Can it be a good thing

537
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Speaker 10: if you're stashing someone for the other person, Like, say,

538
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Speaker 10: you want to just keep them for yourself and you

539
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Speaker 10: don't want to share them with other people because I

540
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Speaker 10: don't know, you're afraid your friend might steal them, or your.

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Speaker 6: Family is like your family's heinous. You don't want your

542
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Speaker 6: your family to get their claws into your pretty guy.

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Speaker 3: Or yeah, woman, maybe.

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Speaker 8: It's a good thing.

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Speaker 10: So maybe it's not bad.

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Speaker 3: All right, we'll get into stashing.

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Speaker 6: I want to hear from people who have been stashed,

548
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Speaker 6: who are stashed, who are stashing, or who have stashed

549
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Speaker 6: has a mustache.

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Speaker 3: No, it is not about you, Daniels me.

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Speaker 6: Raina on line twenty four she stashed her boyfriend for

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Speaker 6: a year.

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Speaker 3: I want to hear it.

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Speaker 10: That's a long time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Raina. Now, how come you stashed your boyfriend for

556
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Speaker 3: a whole year?

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Speaker 25: My family doesn't live here anymore, and so they moved

558
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Speaker 25: away to Florida, and so it was really easy.

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Speaker 5: I kind of just called my mom.

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Speaker 25: We were friends, and then she believed me, and then

561
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Speaker 25: we kind of just popped up and I was like.

562
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Speaker 19: Hey, what would you do if I got married?

563
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Speaker 18: And she's like, well, you know, you just do what

564
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Speaker 18: feels right and.

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Speaker 14: You let me know whatever. And so I let her

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Speaker 14: know two days after our marriage.

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Speaker 10: Wow, would have killed me. Uh no, no way.

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Speaker 25: My mom's really supportive, like of everything.

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Speaker 14: She's an angel.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, but wait, going back, why was he stashed

571
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Speaker 3: for a year? Though? Really?

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Speaker 29: So she's an angel, but she's a smothering one. So

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Speaker 29: I knew that he's really didn't He didn't have his.

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Speaker 24: Mom anymore, so he really is not comfortable with it

575
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Speaker 24: at a distance, and I just I didn't want my family.

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Speaker 5: We're really close but really dysfunctional, and I wanted.

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Speaker 19: To really be able to have a relationship with him.

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Speaker 16: There you go that reflecting.

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Speaker 6: It, I get it, all right, Well, look, you know

580
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Speaker 6: what you had to do, what was right for you.

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Speaker 6: It's your relationship, and so there you go. You stashed

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Speaker 6: your boyfriend for a year. But look it looks like

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Speaker 6: it's turning out to be a happy.

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Speaker 19: Ending, right Yeah, and my whole family adoores him.

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Speaker 6: Ah good, good, So it worked out for the best,

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Speaker 6: all right, RAINA, thank you.

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Speaker 3: See stashing can be good. Thank you. Danielle Online twenty three,

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Speaker 3: currently being stashed. Hello, so how long have you been

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Speaker 3: with this person?

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Speaker 5: I've been with this guy for two years and he's

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Speaker 5: been not letting me meet family friends, nobody.

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Speaker 3: Well, do you know why or have you asked for

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Speaker 3: a reason?

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Speaker 10: I did.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, are you embarrassing me? Am I not pretty enough?

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Speaker 5: And he's like, no, no, no, it's not that it's drama.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to cause issues and stuff, and it's

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Speaker 5: always like an excuse. So I kind of like left it.

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Speaker 3: Do you totally trust him?

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Speaker 6: Do you feel like that you're the only one or

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Speaker 6: do you feel like there's someone else or something that

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Speaker 6: you don't know?

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Speaker 5: I just don't know. I feel like, yeah, I can

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Speaker 5: trust him because I mean for the last two years,

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Speaker 5: you know. I just feel like at least if it

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Speaker 5: was like six months or a year, I feel like

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Speaker 5: it would have been different, I guess, but two years

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Speaker 5: and we're going pretty strong. I mean we've been on

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Speaker 5: little vacasions, but like you won't tell anybody anything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Here, here's one of my thoughts

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Speaker 3: about being stashed. If you're truly going to be in

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Speaker 3: a relationship, which is a two way thing, then there

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Speaker 3: needs to be transparency. There needs to be honesty and openness.

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Speaker 3: What do you think, Gandhi?

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Speaker 11: Well, what about social media? Do you post pictures of him?

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Speaker 11: Does he ever post pictures of you? Or does he

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Speaker 11: get weird about that?

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Speaker 5: You're ready for this one? He doesn't have social media.

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Speaker 8: I smell around, you.

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Speaker 10: Know, maybe he's got a different name on social media.

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Speaker 3: You've been with him for two years, you said, right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's a long time. Hey, good luck with that, Danielle.

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Speaker 3: I I don't know. I think. I I here's what.

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Speaker 6: I truly believe. You deserve the world. You deserve all

625
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 6: great things. And if this being stashed is gonna.

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Speaker 3: Is going to be a deterrent from you having the

627
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Speaker 3: greatest life, I don't know.

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Speaker 6: You deserve better. I'm hoping you can work this out

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Speaker 6: with him or without him. Either way, best of.

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Speaker 3: Luck to you.

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Speaker 5: Thank you. I appreciate it, and I do deserve the best,

632
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Speaker 5: so I agree, you.

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Speaker 3: Do, you do.

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Speaker 6: I mean, if as always you're okay with it, then

635
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 6: it's gonna keep going on the way it is. But

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Speaker 6: I don't know, it doesn't sound like you're one hundred

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00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 6: percent okay with it. Hey, thank you for listening to us,

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00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 6: and all the best and good luck to you.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you so much for having me.

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Speaker 3: Okay, bye bye.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, she's so nice.

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Speaker 3: So she's very nice, but so far, it's yeah, scary. No.

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Speaker 30: I just think that if you're being stashed ninety percent

644
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Speaker 30: of the time, you're the side piece.

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Speaker 21: I just that's I just that's my gut. Those are

646
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Speaker 21: so many red dish red flag.

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Speaker 6: I don't know if you can put a percentage on it,

648
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 6: but yeah, I can see how they could.

649
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Speaker 3: That could be the case.

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Speaker 6: Sometimes absolutely, that could be one of the reasons why

651
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 6: you're being stashed. But what if it's something crazy like

652
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 6: this guy's he's on the lamp, he's a murderer and

653
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 6: they're looking for him.

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Speaker 11: Total second family that he doesn't want her to know about,

655
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 11: Like what exactly drama?

656
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 8: What kind of drama?

657
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Speaker 11: And does he get mad when she posts pictures. I

658
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 11: just don't if there's so many things we need to unpack.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. And two years in that's that's huh. Oh,

660
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Speaker 3: it's the weekend.

661
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Speaker 1: Hey, this is Miley Cyrus.

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Speaker 3: What off? It's a black Eyed Peace.

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Speaker 13: Hey.

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Speaker 1: This is Seleni Gomez with Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

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Speaker 6: We have two members of our show, of our family,

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Speaker 6: Danielle and Froggy. They're going crazy over decorating their front

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Speaker 6: yards for Halloween. Now, Danielle has how many twenty something

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Speaker 6: twenty inflatables? Yeah, I mean yeah, I'm almost thinking your

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Speaker 6: house in the back isn't inflatable.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: And then Frog, Froggy's entire neighborhood has gone wacko and

673
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Speaker 6: everyone's out doing each other. And now it's getting to

674
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 6: the point where they're messing with each other, right, Frog,

675
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 6: what are they doing to your skeletons on the front porch?

676
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 2: So we had one skeleton last year, and of course

677
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 2: every year, Lisa's got to do a little more than

678
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 2: the year before. So we have two skeletons this year,

679
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 2: and we have two chairs on our front porch. Last night,

680
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 2: we came home the skeletons driving sex in the front yard. Yep,

681
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 2: I would have done that to you the other day.

682
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 2: One we have a tombstone that it is. It has

683
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 2: a little bit of a phallic shape to it. A

684
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 2: couple of days ago we came home and the tombstone

685
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 2: was in one of the skeleton's.

686
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 3: Laps sticking up high.

687
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, this is like so every time

688
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 2: we leave and we come home, there's something going out.

689
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 3: We know who's doing it. We love her.

690
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 2: However, it's like I think she goes online, looks for

691
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 2: ideas that things to do with our skeletons, comes down

692
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 2: the street, doesn't leave.

693
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 3: Yes, but it's fun. It is fun. I mean, but

694
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 3: ifever you caught them, what would you do? What would

695
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 3: you say to them?

696
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, gotcha? I would laugh. I would laugh at her

697
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 2: and that. But you know what she has decorations on

698
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,479
Speaker 2: her house. But she doesn't understand is her decorations are

699
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 2: going to get rearranged as well.

700
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 3: She doesn't.

701
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 8: Absolutely no, it should happen anyway.

702
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 10: Start a war, froggy, Yep, Halloween Wars isn't show, you know.

703
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 6: Speaking of Halloween and ghost and stuff, My little kid

704
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 6: ghost is back. I've seen them or her, I don't

705
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 6: know if it's here she, I don't know.

706
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 3: In that window. I mean I saw it. They I

707
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 3: don't know.

708
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 6: I saw them three times last night when I was

709
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 6: watching TV.

710
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 10: That's so cool.

711
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 8: How do you stay in the home you have to leave?

712
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 3: In Bernick Gobby, I would so creepy. It is so creepy.

713
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 2: I was at this house one time. I als walked

714
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 2: out of the room and then I saw this in

715
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 2: the window, and I thought Elvis was messing with me.

716
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 2: Elvis comes back in the room. I'm telling him what

717
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 2: I saw. I saw it again, so it is real.

718
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 2: It's there, It's it is the creepiest thing ever, but it's.

719
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 3: I I think.

720
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 2: I thought I would run out of the house if

721
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 2: I saw it, but I didn't.

722
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 3: I was it was creepy out look.

723
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 6: You know this is This is one of several times

724
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 6: I've been in a situation with something that can't be explained.

725
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 6: And even though I've seen her him many times, her,

726
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 6: I don't know, and other things, I still am not

727
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 6: one hundred percent certain. It's weird. And anyone who's seen

728
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 6: something like this, they'll tell you. Most people you think

729
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 6: you would be scared out of your whatever and you'd

730
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 6: run out the door. You're not you actually go Okay,

731
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 6: that wasn't so bad, and you just watch TV.

732
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 31: No.

733
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 10: You know, my mom in her old house had ghosts

734
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 10: for the longest time. I mean even to the point

735
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 10: where when a priest came over to say some prayers

736
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 10: with us when my dad was passing, he asked for

737
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 10: holy water because he felt certain things in the house

738
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 10: and blessed the house.

739
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 3: But anywhere you go.

740
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 10: But so she would talk to the ghosts, and I

741
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 10: remember I would sleep over and we would hear crash

742
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 10: and go downstairs and there was nothing. And there was

743
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 10: one time I was on the staircase and something wouldn't

744
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 10: let me go down the stairs. Like all these things

745
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 10: would happen. But after she moved out of the house,

746
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 10: we drove back and drove past the house and she

747
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 10: saw two people sitting on the couch. And from where

748
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 10: we were looking, She's like, there's no way we would

749
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 10: have been able to see people. She's like, those were

750
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 10: not peoples. Where the ghosts? So I said, well, just

751
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 10: that you left.

752
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 3: They were people. Yeah, I wanted to that's the problem.

753
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 10: So the ghost that we left and they're pissed off

754
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 10: or you know whatever, and Mom goes, I want to

755
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,959
Speaker 10: reach out to the new people and like ask them, like,

756
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 10: have you heard anything, have they come out? Have they

757
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 10: talked to you guys?

758
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 3: Well, then you ya.

759
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 6: I talked to the people who used to live in

760
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 6: this house. Noah, it's not haunted. And I said, well, okay,

761
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,959
Speaker 6: not for you, it's for me. Maybe it's maybe I'm

762
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 6: the problem.

763
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 10: You could bring it out.

764
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 6: So decorating for Halloween of Nate's fiance, Heather, what did

765
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 6: she order from Amazon to decorate the house with?

766
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 32: Hey, baby, I don't know you could get bales of

767
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 32: hay on Amazon.

768
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 3: Those are tic condos.

769
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 11: Seriously, and don't you have like every allergy in the world.

770
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 11: You're gonna be sneezing your ass off.

771
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 32: I think she's gonna decorate the front, all right, but

772
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 32: I'm like, why didn't we just go to like some

773
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 32: farm stand or something.

774
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 3: Why are you deliver bales of hay?

775
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 10: You're not the cleanup of that is insane. There's gonna

776
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 10: be hay everywhere, alright, Alright.

777
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 3: Alright, So anyway, we heard from Abby up in New Haven, Connecticut,

778
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:37,280
Speaker 3: the home of my favorite Clampie must say, Hey, Abby,

779
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 3: how are you Abby?

780
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 20: Oh?

781
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, uh listen, yeah, don't listen to the radio

782
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 6: because that'll confuse you or you are you listening to

783
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,760
Speaker 6: dead people? Now here's the thing, Abby says, quite literally

784
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 6: the kid from sixth Since you've been able to see

785
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,240
Speaker 6: dead people most of your life?

786
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 3: Right?

787
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 20: Yeah?

788
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 14: Yeah?

789
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 6: Now how does it not drive you a little? Is

790
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 6: it terrifying you? Does it drive you a little little

791
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 6: little nutty?

792
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 3: Sometimes? I mean I would want can you turn it off?

793
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 14: So as I've gotten older, I've been able to sort

794
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,439
Speaker 14: of tune it out. I guess it's the best word.

795
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 14: But when I was younger, I had no control over it.

796
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 20: Wow, yeah it was.

797
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 14: It was terrifying, and I would think that I was

798
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 14: going insane. But you know, going to Gettysburg really kind

799
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 14: of solidified it for me.

800
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 3: Talk about that.

801
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 14: So I looked it up afterwards and it's it's this

802
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 14: thing called a time slip. So when I'm there, I see,

803
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 14: like all my friends walking around this beautiful seals with

804
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 14: the sawn out and shining and it's gorgeous, and then

805
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 14: laid over it like tracing paper is the Battle of Gettysburg.

806
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 14: So wo dying, Cannon's joying off, stepping in people that

807
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 14: are dead on the ground. Yeah, it's just it's very unsettling.

808
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 6: So is it almost a three dimensional thing for you,

809
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 6: the like like tracing paper over what's really happening in reality?

810
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 23: Yeah?

811
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 14: No, Like I looked down and I thought I was

812
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:03,879
Speaker 14: stepping in somebody's head.

813
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 10: Wow.

814
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, all right.

815
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 6: So okay, So if you're walking down the street, Abby,

816
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,800
Speaker 6: can you is it easy for you to tell the

817
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 6: difference between someone who is alive versus someone who has passed.

818
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 14: Yeah, they kind of if For me now as an adult,

819
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 14: it's like like a shimmer in the air rather than

820
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 14: like an actual person or with features unless somebody that

821
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 14: I unless somebody that I know, and then I can

822
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 14: actually see the person, hear them talking.

823
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 6: So in my house and Froggy has seen the child too,

824
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 6: there's this child that's always in this same window. It's

825
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 6: it's it's it's weird and and it's not scary at all.

826
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 3: For some reason, I don't know. I thought i'd be

827
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 3: freaked out, but I'm not.

828
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 6: So if you were in my house right now, Abby

829
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 6: and you did see this child, there's a chance you

830
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 6: would would you try to communicate with the kid, or

831
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 6: do you just leave them alone, or how do you

832
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 6: interact with him?

833
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 5: If you do, if they reach out.

834
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 14: To me, I sort of just listen, unless it's you know, malicious,

835
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 14: like when I go by like a mental institution that's

836
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 14: got really bad stories about it, going by cemeteries, I

837
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 14: just sort of listen. And sometimes it can be really

838
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 14: loud and give me a headache, and sometimes just sort

839
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 14: of whispers in the background. Like when my husband's grandmother

840
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 14: passed away. We weren't there. We were at home because

841
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 14: it was COVID, and about five minutes before we got

842
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 14: the call that she had passed, I was sitting at

843
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 14: the dinner table and I felt like I was coming

844
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 14: out of my skin, Like I felt like my skin

845
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 14: was falling off my body.

846
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 15: It was.

847
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 14: It was very unsettling. I had to go outside and

848
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,760
Speaker 14: like meditate because I was literally having a panic attack.

849
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 14: And my mother in law got really angry all of

850
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 14: a sudden. And I'm ninety nine twenty nine percent sure

851
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 14: that Grandma stopped by before she went on to wherever

852
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 14: she went.

853
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 6: Well, as you know, you spoke with our producer Nate

854
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 6: a few moments ago.

855
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 3: Nate has had two strokes. Is he alive?

856
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 14: I mean if you put your head to his chest

857
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 14: and you hear his heart beating.

858
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 10: No, not really, but that was even before there.

859
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:12,879
Speaker 3: I'll take it a step further.

860
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,760
Speaker 14: He pretty murdered himself.

861
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 3: He doesn't even have a reflection in the mirror.

862
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 5: Anyway.

863
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 3: So Abby, you know, I look, you know, I don't

864
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 3: mean to make fun or anything. Is I can assume

865
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 3: that going through life with this ability that you have

866
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 3: can be a downer sometimes and maybe I'm sometimes you

867
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 3: wish you didn't have it in your life, But are

868
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 3: you glad you do have that you have this sixth sense?

869
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 14: I was particularly happy about it at my own grandmother's

870
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 14: funeral because I sang. I sang at her funeral and

871
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 14: I didn't know how I was going to get through it,

872
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 14: and she held my hand through the whole thing.

873
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 3: Wow.

874
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 14: Yeah, So that was It's nice when I know the

875
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 14: person and I can sort of that they've gone there

876
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,879
Speaker 14: and they're settled. It's unsettling and I wish I didn't

877
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,760
Speaker 14: have it when I'm in areas that are particularly violent,

878
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 14: like New Orleans is off the off the I can't

879
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 14: go there. I've always wanted to go to outfit.

880
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 26: I can't go there, right, Can you turn it?

881
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 10: Can you turn it off? Because I heard that like

882
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 10: people learn to turn it off?

883
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 14: So yeah, as an adult, I can turn it. It's

884
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 14: it's more like turning it down, like turning a stereo down.

885
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 14: I've never been able to fully turn it off.

886
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 3: Well.

887
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 6: Look, uh, interesting conversation, Abby, and all the best to you.

888
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 6: And I'm thinking if anyone else is listening that is

889
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 6: going through or living a life like you're living with

890
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 6: these experiences in this sense, is there is there like

891
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 6: a central hub where all of you guys can get

892
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 6: information from each other or some mental stability help or

893
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 6: you know, because I can see how that could be

894
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 6: very taxing.

895
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Speaker 26: On your mental Yeah, I have no idea.

896
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 14: I was diagnosed by polar about a year ago, so

897
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,439
Speaker 14: I'm medicated now, so that's always good.

898
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 3: Has that changed anything?

899
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 14: Yeah, No, it turns it down quite a bit.

900
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Speaker 3: Okay, Wow, okay, good, good, good good.

901
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 14: So my mind is a little bit more closed and

902
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Speaker 14: I can sort of control my emotions. So that's the

903
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 14: best way I can put it. It's it's hard to

904
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 14: like verbalize it.

905
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 3: No, I totally totally respect that.

906
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 6: Well, look, it's it's a pleasure speaking with you, and

907
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 6: all the best to you.

908
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 3: And you know, with whatever if you want to.

909
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 6: Call it a gift, do you want to call it

910
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 6: a the opposite of a gift or whatever it is

911
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 6: you have going on with you. I hope that you

912
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 6: always take care of yourself and put yourself first and

913
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 6: don't let that engulf you and definitely don't let it

914
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 6: define you.

915
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 33: Right, Oh no, definitely.

916
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 14: I don't tell anybody about it usually because I'm afraid

917
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 14: people are gonna look at me like I'm crazy.

918
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,919
Speaker 6: Well, you've come to the right place because we're very

919
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 6: we're very open minded here and we you know, we

920
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 6: have a little drop of the crazy going that's a

921
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 6: very good So you're safe with us. I know you're

922
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 6: safe with us. Thank you so much for spending time

923
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 6: with us. And you go have a great day, okay, Abby,

924
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 6: you too, All right?

925
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 3: Take care boy?

926
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 10: Why so you know, you know our girl Dina with

927
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 10: the pink hair, right, it doesn't make themsse up. So

928
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 10: she has been having these things for years and years

929
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 10: and years, and for the longest time she kind of

930
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 10: ignored it. But for the past couple of years she's

931
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 10: been working with somebody who has actually been able to

932
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 10: kind of center her and help her with these things

933
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 10: that she has going on. And she's been starting to

934
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 10: do readings and stuff and she is getting really really

935
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 10: good at it. So I don't know, maybe she's somebody

936
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 10: that would come to your house, Elvis, and just see

937
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 10: if she felt here.

938
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Speaker 34: Dina.

939
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love Dina to come visit me anyway.

940
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,240
Speaker 6: I just love her as at and it so happens

941
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 6: if she wants to talk to kid, to talk to

942
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,240
Speaker 6: the kid in the windows.

943
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, Hey, it's Gandhi.

944
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,000
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945
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946
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947
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948
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949
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Speaker 1: Subscribe Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. This is Elvis

954
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Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show.

955
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 3: Oh here comes engineer Jeff. Jeff. Here he's finally telling

956
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 3: me that there's a problem that's been going on for

957
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes. What we've been monitoring a situation? You just

958
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 3: spit my eyes? Okay, everyone, just what monitoring situation is

959
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 3: going on.

960
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Speaker 35: Your screen that allows you to go to commercials blanked

961
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Speaker 35: out so we may be talking for the next hour

962
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Speaker 35: and a half.

963
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 3: Oh cool, I'm all for it. I don't see a

964
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 3: problem with that. I can go to a phone call.

965
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 3: Hello is this I can't read your writing. Everything's just

966
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:52,879
Speaker 3: failing today. Kanesha, Hi, Kanesha. I didn't want to say

967
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 3: your name wrong.

968
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Speaker 13: Hi.

969
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,839
Speaker 3: How are you? What's going on?

970
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 36: I'm good?

971
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Speaker 5: How are you?

972
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Speaker 9: So?

973
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 3: You used to be a substitute teacher?

974
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 22: Yeah, I when I was in college.

975
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 3: Now was that one of the worst jobs ever?

976
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Speaker 25: No?

977
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 18: Actually, i'm a teacher now. So I did it just

978
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 18: to get my feel for things, to make sure that

979
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 18: that's what I wanted to do.

980
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 3: Oh that's good.

981
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:15,720
Speaker 6: So you could you sort of test drove your your job, yep,

982
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 6: before you bought in. But when you're a substitute, you

983
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 6: know you're going in under the worst of circumstances because

984
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 6: they have zero respect for you.

985
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 18: Yeah, exactly. But any day that they don't kill each

986
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 18: other that's a good day.

987
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 5: So when I.

988
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Speaker 18: Would go in, I would tell them I don't care

989
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 18: what you do, just stay quiet and don't kill each other.

990
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's true.

991
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 6: You really weren't there to teach that day. You're just

992
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 6: there to keep them under control.

993
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 18: Yeah, pretty much. I just wanted to make sure they

994
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Speaker 18: all stayed alive, you know.

995
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Speaker 3: And did you lose any of them?

996
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Speaker 18: No, I haven't, So I think I did pretty well here.

997
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 3: For I must assume that now that you're officially a teacher,

998
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 3: it's a little different than just keeping them alive.

999
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 18: Yeah, it's a little different. They still somewhat treat me

1000
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Speaker 18: like my first year.

1001
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Speaker 3: They they treated me like, yeah, you know, kids are

1002
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 3: just the worst. Because I still am one, I can

1003
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 3: say that, Kenisha, thank you for listening.

1004
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Speaker 6: You know, we love our teachers. Thank you for what

1005
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 6: you do for a living. We appreciate your You're getting

1006
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 6: in there all right, you too, Thank you? Hello, Amy, Amy,

1007
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 6: you had to sub.

1008
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 3: You had to sub for a Chinese language class I did.

1009
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 3: How much teaching did you do that day?

1010
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 15: Well?

1011
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 27: Luckily I was terrified when they called me to sub

1012
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 27: for that. I was like, this is going to be

1013
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 27: the worst day. Ever, but luckily the plans that she

1014
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 27: left only involved doing origami. So it was terrible.

1015
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 3: Japanese that I thought it was, isn't We're gone? Maybe

1016
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 3: it's Chinese too, that's that up. So they were actually

1017
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 3: doing origami in the Chinese class.

1018
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 19: Yeah, that was what she left.

1019
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 27: So that's what we did.

1020
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 3: Okay, but wait a minute, So which Chinese language was it?

1021
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 3: I mean, aren't there like seven hundred of them? I

1022
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 3: mean there's a lot of them, you know.

1023
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 27: I honestly have no idea, And it was it was

1024
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 27: actually at the school my children go to, and at

1025
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,800
Speaker 27: the time, they started it in fourth grade, so I

1026
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 27: don't even know, and they don't have it anymore unfortunately.

1027
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 3: Probably because they were doing an origami in a Chinese.

1028
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 6: Class that was supposed to be next door at the

1029
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 6: Japanese class. It's like rolling sushi rolls down there at

1030
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,240
Speaker 6: the Chinese class exactly.

1031
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 3: I don't know, right, all right, any.

1032
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 6: Thank you for listening, and thanks for surviving your substitute

1033
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 6: teacher days.

1034
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:41,479
Speaker 27: Oh yeah, thank you.

1035
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 3: Thanks for listening. Hello, Aubrey, Okay, we have what are

1036
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 3: you a teacher?

1037
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 26: I am?

1038
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Speaker 28: And you know what's funny, I called you because it's

1039
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 28: my first year teaching, and I was really really excited

1040
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 28: because it was the first day of school. And now

1041
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 28: I have bad news for how it's going.

1042
00:45:58,680 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 3: How's it going?

1043
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 28: I had strapped twice and I had the flu. So

1044
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 28: now that it's flues that I'm having everyone wipe everything down.

1045
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 6: Are you like Froggy in the studio with his lifeole wipes.

1046
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 23: Yeah.

1047
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1048
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 28: You open a cabinet and I've got sock in lifef

1049
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 28: pretty much, and I'm just throwing away the pencils. I'm

1050
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 28: wiping down the tables. I feel like Gandhi. I'm like,

1051
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 28: just don't don't come too close to me.

1052
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:28,399
Speaker 8: It's right.

1053
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 25: I'll pray with my.

1054
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:32,959
Speaker 28: Break because I'm not having it happen again.

1055
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 6: So do we know with certainty that this does help

1056
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 6: when you light all things when you wipe things down.

1057
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, it says right on it. Well, okay, it says it.

1058
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 6: The company that's charging you for this item is saying it.

1059
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 3: Its right on the top.

1060
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,799
Speaker 2: It says kills cold and flu viruses, and there's a

1061
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 2: little three next to it, which I don't know what

1062
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 2: that means.

1063
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 10: I want to kill the viruses that it doesn't kill,

1064
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 10: because there's that's only ninety nine.

1065
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm with my Look, I'll get that one percent. Yeah,

1066
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 6: all right, well, I'm so sorry to hear that. Your

1067
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:05,760
Speaker 6: your first year teaching has been so sickening. But Aubrey,

1068
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 6: just just.

1069
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 3: Keep wiping stuff down. And you know, we love our teachers.

1070
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 3: We're supporting you.

1071
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 28: Okay, all right, thanks.

1072
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 3: I love you too.

1073
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:16,240
Speaker 2: Elvis it says right here kills influenza a on hard

1074
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 2: non poorous services.

1075
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Speaker 6: I know, I know, but it's the company you're paying

1076
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 6: is saying that. I mean, it's the same as this

1077
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 6: radio station. We say we do twenty minutes commercial free.

1078
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 6: It's like eighteen.

1079
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. I mean, we're not always

1080
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 3: honest about this. Let's be honest. Consider the source. Okay,

1081
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 3: what do you want to think about the honesty going on?

1082
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 3: You know, I told you the story about when I

1083
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 3: was a kid and I swallowed a Barbie shoe.

1084
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, and then something weird happen. You like, found

1085
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 8: it in an X ray.

1086
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Speaker 3: Right, No, it came out during a colonic also weird.

1087
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 25: Huh.

1088
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 10: Now, Barbie shoe was really well made.

1089
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Speaker 6: It lasted a long time. No, Okay, seriously, when you

1090
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,839
Speaker 6: were a kid, or maybe later life. Did you ever

1091
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 6: eat anything that you weren't supposed to eat and then

1092
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 6: you had to find it later?

1093
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 10: Not that I remember.

1094
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 11: I had to go to the doctor once because there's

1095
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,280
Speaker 11: this little Indian snack and it has these tiny little

1096
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 11: balls of like sugar, and I wanted them, so I

1097
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:17,879
Speaker 11: stuffed them in my.

1098
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 8: Ears and nose and they got lost. My mom had

1099
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 8: to take me the doctor to get them out lost.

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Speaker 3: Did they find them?

1101
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, they got them out.

1102
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 3: See that's the thing.

1103
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 6: We have a lot of people who listen who work

1104
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 6: in the emergency room, and you know they have to

1105
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 6: extract all sorts of things from all sorts of different orifices.

1106
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 2: So how did you find the milk cud in your underwear?

1107
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 2: Is my first question?

1108
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 3: Oh though, the milk dut in my underwear was a

1109
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 3: whole different thing. That was how do you know that

1110
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 3: was a milk cud? It was a milk dut? What's scary?

1111
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 21: So when I was a kid, I ate a rubber

1112
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 21: eraser that looked like a cheeseburger lose an ice cream cone,

1113
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 21: and the other was they look so looks real.

1114
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 10: And then your food up sessions started.

1115
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Speaker 3: Did it come out right? Yes?

1116
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 37: So I ate a few lego heads. Now, with lego heads,

1117
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 37: you could pop them on and off. This lego head

1118
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 37: that I wanted to switch heads on wouldn't come off.

1119
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 37: So I did what any reasonable kid would do. Use

1120
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 37: your teeth. So once you use your teeth, there's no

1121
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 37: controlling it once it pops off. I swallowed it. You

1122
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 37: think I would learned my lesson because a few days

1123
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 37: later I did the same thing. So for a week

1124
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 37: I was shifting through stuff to find lego heads.

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00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 3: That's the thing. Some of these things look tasty yellow. Yeah,

1126
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 3: why not?

1127
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 6: People are texting in and I ate a cigarette. Never

1128
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:39,280
Speaker 6: came out. I swallowed my mom's wedding ring as a child.

1129
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 8: Oh unfortunate.

1130
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 3: Okay, so Brody ate a penny.

1131
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:43,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1132
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 21: The sad part was it came out tails.

1133
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 3: It did. Literally, we'll get into that later.

1134
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 8: As an adult, I have swallowed a couple of my

1135
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,280
Speaker 8: teeth diamonds.

1136
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 6: How many you know when you first had the diamonds

1137
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 6: and planted on your teeth, you got a lot of

1138
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 6: grief from some of our listener did and then it

1139
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 6: went away. But they just dislodge and you swallow them.

1140
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know exactly.

1141
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 11: The moment I lost one of them, I bit into

1142
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 11: a piece of broccoli and I was like, oh, that

1143
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 11: was kind of tough.

1144
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 8: Diamond. Gone, well, it's.

1145
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 10: Tiny enough for I guess it just kind of comes out.

1146
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:15,240
Speaker 3: In your expensive art. Yeah, it just comes out.

1147
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 11: Cheap, so it depends where you go to get them.

1148
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 11: But this one that I had right here is one

1149
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 11: hundred bucks.

1150
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 3: Must be nice to be wealthy. Yeah, right.

1151
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 11: I actually sent a message to the person who put

1152
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 11: it in and I was like, listen, this was only

1153
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 11: here for like two weeks.

1154
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 8: I want it back.

1155
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 3: She was not responded text. When I was younger, I

1156
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 3: put a marble at my nose because I thought I could.

1157
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 3: I could hold the other nostril and shoot it across

1158
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,839
Speaker 3: the room. It got stuck and it had to be

1159
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:45,439
Speaker 3: removed by a doctor. I don't know, so I think

1160
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 3: we learned our lesson at an early age. Mine was

1161
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 3: the Barbie shoe. Yeah, and it came out.

1162
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 10: Don't shove things up your orifice, I know.

1163
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,359
Speaker 6: But the body is an interesting thing because I know

1164
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 6: I had a cat, and I think I've told you

1165
00:50:58,440 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 6: this before.

1166
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 3: I had a cat who ate ten soil off the

1167
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:00,959
Speaker 3: Christmas tree.

1168
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 6: So she kitty still had the tempsil coming out of

1169
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 6: her mouth for like a day, but then the rest

1170
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 6: of it came out of her rear end.

1171
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 3: So you could you actually floss my cat?

1172
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 20: And I didn't know.

1173
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,879
Speaker 3: Should I just cut it and just pull it out?

1174
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 3: You do you pull it out? They do you pull

1175
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 3: from I don't know. I'm afraid he gets it got

1176
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 3: wrapped around some oregon or something.

1177
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 10: I would pull off from the bottom, because once it's

1178
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 10: in your butt, you don't want to come in out

1179
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 10: of your mouth.

1180
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 3: May get back to you on.

1181
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 10: That, please do How are you hi?

1182
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 3: It's one of those conversations, one of those conversations you

1183
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 3: know won't end up on TV. Sorry, So, Patty, what'd

1184
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 3: your brother.

1185
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 5: Eat a paintball?

1186
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 3: How did you eat a paintball? I mean those are

1187
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 3: there's a big aren't they?

1188
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 10: But did it explode in his stomach?

1189
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 25: No?

1190
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 9: He was really sick afterwards, and we had a compleat

1191
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 9: control about it and they said that he would be fine.

1192
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 3: Did he poop green for a couple of days?

1193
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:02,839
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1194
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 3: It's disgusting, all right, Well, thank you, thanks for listening. Anyway,

1195
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 3: I don't know what I saw a barbie and it

1196
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 3: reminded me of the Barbie shoe. People say, where do

1197
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 3: you come up with these stupid things to talk about?

1198
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 3: It's just you see something you're like, Oh right. We

1199
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 3: was talking for fifteen minutes about swallowing things like Barbie shoes.

1200
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 11: More interesting than swallowing too. Sometimes there was this whole

1201
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 11: list of interesting things people have gotten lodged up there. Yes,

1202
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,320
Speaker 11: not in an attempt to keister, but just in general.

1203
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 11: One person tried to get the thing out of their

1204
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 11: booty with tongs and then got the tong stuck too.

1205
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

1206
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 8: Look at the X ray.

1207
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what it looks like.

1208
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:40,840
Speaker 10: At the GINO office?

1209
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 8: What is the thing that was originally up there?

1210
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 3: Yes?

1211
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 8: I don't know. If I can say.

1212
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 3: It then, okay, hello Larry, Hello Larry. As a teacher,

1213
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 3: your students, I'm sure they swallow stuff all the time.

1214
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 3: What was the latest? It was an air an air pod.

1215
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 11: Oh no, it'd be so upsetl wa wait, like the

1216
00:52:58,280 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 11: little piece you put in your.

1217
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:04,479
Speaker 3: Ear right, Yeah, okay, it's not too big.

1218
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 8: No, how'd you swallow it?

1219
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 3: His students swallowed?

1220
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 16: He said he did research to make sure it wouldn't

1221
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 16: hurt him. Or kill him, then.

1222
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,359
Speaker 9: Decided to eat it.

1223
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 3: Could you still hear it?

1224
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 15: Yeah, as I went down to the topic, you can hear.

1225
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 10: It and playing in his stomachs.

1226
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,320
Speaker 3: All right, thank you, Larry, and thanks for being a

1227
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 3: cool teacher. We need more of you. We appreciate it

1228
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,280
Speaker 3: very much. All Right, moving on, we call that network

1229
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 3: time killer.

1230
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Don't answer

1231
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

1232
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 3: All right, Brody, what's your phone tap about today?

1233
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 21: He so listen to.

1234
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 31: Miguel wanted us to phone tap his wife, Linda. Linda

1235
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 31: is was extra stressed about Thanksgiving. She was making dinner

1236
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 31: for his family and her family. So I called her

1237
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 31: the day before Thanksgiving and told her there was a

1238
00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 31: problem with the turkey they ordered.

1239
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,839
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a Thanksgiving. That's a good way to mess

1240
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 3: with someone's head. Let's listen to Brody's phonetaster.

1241
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:07,839
Speaker 21: Hi, I'm looking for Linden honey.

1242
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,359
Speaker 3: Uh huh, this is their Hi.

1243
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 31: This is Pete camp Hi from Yeah Rush. I'm just

1244
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 31: calling a confront your order that's been picked up today.

1245
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's great, thank you.

1246
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 25: Huh.

1247
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 31: So we've got four pounds of potato salad, four pounds

1248
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 31: of macaroni salad, three pounds a half sour pickle, and

1249
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 31: of course the turkey.

1250
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 3: Yep, that's correct. Now, your order was.

1251
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 31: Very hard to fill for the turkey, but we got

1252
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 31: it's all taken care of. Why well, because I just

1253
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 31: found your order a little strange. But it's all taken

1254
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 31: care of. We were able to do it.

1255
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 3: We got twenty two pound turkeys.

1256
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 25: How many twenty two pounds turkeys?

1257
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 16: We just need one?

1258
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 31: No, no, no, no, not twenty two pound turkeys. You

1259
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,839
Speaker 31: have twenty two pound turkeys. We have them all for you.

1260
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,240
Speaker 31: I had to call some other stores.

1261
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 13: No, no, no, we ordered one twenty two pounds turkey.

1262
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 31: Yeah no, I took the order from let me see here,

1263
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 31: your husband, Miguel. He said, hey, you got twenty two

1264
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 31: pound turkeys, and I said yeah. He said, I'll take them,

1265
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 31: sign me up. So that's what we do.

1266
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:09,359
Speaker 11: Know who in their right mind orders what is it to.

1267
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 31: To twenty turkey twenty two pound turkeys? We will do

1268
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 31: a lot of a lot of trouble to get these.

1269
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 31: I had to call four other stores in the area.

1270
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 3: How about it.

1271
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 4: Thank you?

1272
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 17: I'm sorry that who Why wouldn't you know this doesn't

1273
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:25,240
Speaker 17: even make any sense. That doesn't I have sixteen people

1274
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 17: coming tomorrow.

1275
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 14: I can't serve that to people.

1276
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 10: I don't understand.

1277
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 31: I'll show you again. You give one person a turkey.

1278
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 31: I thought it was a cute idea. I figured you

1279
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,439
Speaker 31: having like a get your own turkey kind of party.

1280
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 25: Wait, but I don't understand.

1281
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 31: You do this all the time, Like, are you stupid?

1282
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,879
Speaker 25: You had to have realized that was like, oh, excuse.

1283
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 3: Me, can meet it at excuse me?

1284
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 34: I am.

1285
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 31: I am a supermarket professional, ma'am. I've been doing this

1286
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 31: seventeen years.

1287
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 21: I think I've heard turkey professional.

1288
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 17: Then you would know that nobody in their right mind

1289
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,800
Speaker 17: is going to order twenty two pound turkeys.

1290
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 3: This like literally doesn't make any sense. You had to

1291
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 3: have known that was a mistake.

1292
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,399
Speaker 21: Listen, people are into different things. I don't know wherever

1293
00:55:58,440 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 21: you were from.

1294
00:55:59,040 --> 00:55:59,440
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1295
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 21: That's that's what you do. I don't question people.

1296
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 8: Where we're from.

1297
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 18: What are you talking from?

1298
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 23: Ohio?

1299
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:07,439
Speaker 38: This doesn't make any sense, and something needs to be done,

1300
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 38: and I need an.

1301
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 18: Actual twenty two pound.

1302
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 11: Turkey because it's tomorrow and I'm thinking people coming over here.

1303
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 21: HeLa, Where am I going to find a twenty two

1304
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 21: pound turkey?

1305
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 5: You know what I mean? Well, maybe you should have

1306
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 5: thought of that when you're placing that order. That something

1307
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:20,320
Speaker 5: seemed off.

1308
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 31: Does that mean you don't want the three pounds a

1309
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 31: half salad pickles?

1310
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 20: You know what?

1311
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 19: I have a great thanksgivving.

1312
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:30,880
Speaker 3: Miguel. All right, so we're gonna have to follow me

1313
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 3: right now.

1314
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 20: Good.

1315
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 31: I was gonna say we should call her. Okay, great,

1316
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 31: let a good question. We call her back here?

1317
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:40,239
Speaker 11: We God, what is going on right now? What do

1318
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 11: you talk to the people from the I'm good at

1319
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 11: kill them?

1320
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:45,760
Speaker 3: We're talking about?

1321
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 11: No, No, you ordered twenty two pound turkeys.

1322
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,880
Speaker 24: Twenty turkeys that are two pounds.

1323
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,320
Speaker 3: You're still the same amount of Turkey's look the problem?

1324
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 13: Wait?

1325
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 9: What what's the problem? I don't even know how to

1326
00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 9: cook those.

1327
00:56:58,960 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 26: What do you mean?

1328
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,879
Speaker 20: What's there's a small Turkey's just a lot of.

1329
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 25: Them cooking, and they're gonna be different.

1330
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 10: I don't even know how I'm gonna get twenty turkey

1331
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,800
Speaker 10: in a like, I don't.

1332
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 5: Understand how to cook that.

1333
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,879
Speaker 17: Like that's that's ridiculous and embarrassing for that matter, Look,

1334
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 17: like pickin Linda.

1335
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 19: Who is that?

1336
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 31: This is Dave Rody Melvistad in the Morning Show. We're

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Speaker 31: phone tapping you right now. Your turkey's really on the way.

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Speaker 3: It's fine.

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Speaker 14: I don't know if it should be mad or relieved.

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Speaker 17: Wait, oh my god, Oh my god, I'm gonna sound.

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Speaker 5: Like a crazy person on the radio.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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Speaker 31: This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by author.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Whose fault is it? If your phone wakes you up

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Speaker 3: during the night? Is it yours? Are the person calling

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Speaker 3: you at that awful hour? Which one?

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Speaker 8: Both?

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Speaker 37: Ye?

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Speaker 3: Both? Now both shoddy? Answer? Come on?

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Speaker 10: Can I ask the question?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yes, before we get into answers, yes, a question.

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Speaker 10: Does the person calling know what you do for a living?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 10: Okay, Well there you go.

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Speaker 6: Okay, So Gandhi's was first. Gandhi was first out of

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Speaker 6: the shoot. You said it was originally everyone's fault, but

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Speaker 6: now you're saying yours.

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Speaker 3: Why is that?

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Speaker 11: Because you control the volume of your phone and you

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Speaker 11: do not disturb features and all that kind of stuff,

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Speaker 11: So if you leave it on, then it's fair game.

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Speaker 11: Every time it dings that it's going to wake you up.

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Speaker 3: So you're so you're all about shutting off the world.

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Speaker 6: So if anything happens and someone needs to get in

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Speaker 6: touch with you, well tough, teddies, you'll have to talk

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Speaker 6: to me tomorrow.

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Speaker 11: Right, I mean, I leave my mom and doesn't really

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Speaker 11: bug me like that. For the most part, it will

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Speaker 11: stay on silent, but at night time it goes.

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Speaker 10: On, Yeah, what about you, Danielle theirs because they know

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Speaker 10: what you do for a living, they know you need

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Speaker 10: your sleep, and to me, I get so angry and

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Speaker 10: I'm like, God, really, I mean you know what I do.

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Speaker 8: That's a little disrespectful.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the phone rang at eleven fifteen last night and

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Speaker 6: I was so deep out, Hey.

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Speaker 3: Did I wake you?

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Speaker 6: Because my response is always no, I had to wake

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Speaker 6: up to answer the phone anyway. So, Froggy, you're saying

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Speaker 6: it's my fault or their fault yours? Why is that?

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Speaker 2: Because the iPhone has a feature you can put on

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Speaker 2: do not disturb, and then you can also add to

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Speaker 2: that feature where if somebody calls you twice, you can

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Speaker 2: put people certain people, so if it's really important they

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Speaker 2: call you twice, it will go through. So the first

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Speaker 2: call or text will not wake you up, but a

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Speaker 2: second call will because that could be important.

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Speaker 3: So I see it as, here's your fault.

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Speaker 6: If someone calls me at eleven thirty at night, it

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Speaker 6: better be for a very good reason. And you know what,

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Speaker 6: and I want you to call me at eleven thirty

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Speaker 6: if it's a great reason. I'm okay with that. But

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Speaker 6: this was just a hey, my god, I haven't talked

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Speaker 6: to you so long and I was just thinking about it.

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Speaker 3: I call you.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, that's not that's terrible.

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Speaker 3: No, what Nate.

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Speaker 32: It's totally that person's fault that has the phone, because

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Speaker 32: I'm taking you know what you do. Here's what I'm

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Speaker 32: telling you, because Heather the other night left her phone on,

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Speaker 32: like the alerts on, and her friends in Australia start

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Speaker 32: texting her at two thirty in the morning, so all

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Speaker 32: of a sudden, it's.

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Speaker 10: Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

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Speaker 32: I'm like, well, why didn't you silence your phone? Like

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Speaker 32: this is totally her fault for not silencing the phone,

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Speaker 32: not the people in Australia who it's like noon there, Yeah,

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Speaker 32: what about you, scary.

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Speaker 30: I'm not responsible to keep your schedule it's your device.

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Speaker 30: You program it, it's got a million buttons and features

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Speaker 30: on it.

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Speaker 3: You've lived with it your entire life.

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Speaker 21: You should know how to make it work at different times.

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Speaker 3: So, first of all, Missy, I don't like your sassy,

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Speaker 3: imperious attitude. Secondly, you know what, I'm here for my

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Speaker 3: friends and my family. So if you need me at

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Speaker 3: eleven thirty at night, my phone is on for you.

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Speaker 3: But you know what, guess what, I'm gonna block you

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Speaker 3: every night. So if you have something earth shattering, if

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Speaker 3: you need for me to bail you out of jail,

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Speaker 3: then you're aft man.

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Speaker 21: And you can do that.

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Speaker 3: You can silence me and make everybody go, well you're done,

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Speaker 3: that's right.

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Speaker 6: Well, but by the way, you've been silenced for years.

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Speaker 3: No, but I'm serious.

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Speaker 6: You know what I do for a living, you know,

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Speaker 6: and I'm if I'm going to be the kind of

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Speaker 6: friend and family member that's open to you around the clock.

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Speaker 6: You need to respect the fact that I'm here for you,

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Speaker 6: but only if you really need me. You know what,

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Speaker 6: you know, if and I don't have kids, I can't

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Speaker 6: imagine what it's like having kids and then turning off

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Speaker 6: your phone, and if they don't live in the house

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Speaker 6: with you like Daniel and your kids move out of

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Speaker 6: the house.

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Speaker 3: Your phone's going to be on around the clock.

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Speaker 10: You know you're a mom, Yeah, of course, all right.

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Speaker 11: I swear my parents have me blocked because I called

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Speaker 11: them and they never answer.

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Speaker 8: I'm like, mom, dad, someone kid needs me.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Jared's online. Two let's see. You see he works

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Speaker 3: weird hours, so he knows Hi.

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Speaker 33: Jared, good morning.

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Speaker 3: Good morning.

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Speaker 6: So you work nights, so your hours are opposite of

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Speaker 6: all your friends and family, right.

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Speaker 33: Yeah, I'm actually on my way home right now.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So when you're you're gonna go to sele And

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Speaker 6: so if your phone rings are on noon today and

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Speaker 6: it's someone that knows your schedule, are you going to

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Speaker 6: be a little pissed off?

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Speaker 23: Well?

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Speaker 33: No, I put my phone on silent during the day

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Speaker 33: when I'm sleeping, and then if I need to call

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Speaker 33: someone back and leave them a voicemail, I assume that

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Speaker 33: if I call them in the middle of the night,

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Speaker 33: I should just be able to leave a voicemail because

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Speaker 33: they should have their phone on silent too.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they should shouldn't. Well, these are the friends who

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Speaker 6: are not there for you. If there's an emergency. I

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Speaker 6: don't know, just thinking it through.

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Speaker 3: All right. Well, listen, So you're going home from work

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Speaker 3: right now?

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Speaker 20: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Oh man, So what time do you go to sleep

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Speaker 3: and what time do you wake up? What's your sleep schedule?

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Speaker 20: Like?

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Speaker 33: Well, during the week, I don't have a sleep schedule.

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Speaker 33: I have a one year old son during the day,

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Speaker 33: so I'm awake pretty much all day except for when

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Speaker 33: he naps.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's why you do, not, sir, cause you have

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Speaker 3: a one year old.

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Speaker 27: Yeah.

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Speaker 16: Yeah.

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Speaker 33: And then during the weekend, I'm I just switch back

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Speaker 33: today's schedule so I can hang out with my wife

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Speaker 33: and my son.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 6: So you've got a crazy schedule, Jair. Well, look, I'm

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Speaker 6: glad that you spend some time with us on your

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Speaker 6: way home.

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Speaker 3: Just what you need to like.

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Speaker 6: The last thing you hear before you go to bed

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Speaker 6: or whatever is us bitching and moaning about people calling

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Speaker 6: in the middle of the night. Sorry about that, but look,

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Speaker 6: thanks for listening to us.

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Speaker 3: Take it easy.

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Speaker 33: Thanks you too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's that, Nate? I got a question? Is grave

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Speaker 3: digging still a nighttime occupation? You know how they call

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Speaker 3: it the graveyard shift? When do you dig your graves

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Speaker 3: for your victims? I get it if you murder somebody.

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Speaker 32: But if you're digging graves and say a cemetery, why

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Speaker 32: do they do it at night? Like, I couldn't think

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Speaker 32: of a worse time to dig graves in the middle

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Speaker 32: of a cemetery.

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Speaker 20: Thing.

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Speaker 10: Don't think they just do because I've been to the

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Speaker 10: cemetery to visit my father, and I have seen them

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Speaker 10: digging the graves during the day.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, I don't think what made you think of this?

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Speaker 3: Where did this come from? Odd?

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Speaker 32: Because we had you know, Jared was calling in about

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Speaker 32: you know, he works at night. Then I'm thinking about

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Speaker 32: graveyard shifts. I'm like, why do they call it graveyard?

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Speaker 32: And I think probably because they did graves at night.

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Speaker 6: Oh well, then that's that's the horse of a different color.

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Speaker 6: As I say, I never thought about the graveyard shift.

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Speaker 32: Yeah, I've just forgot about it. I'm like, that seems

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Speaker 32: like a pretty morose time to be digging. Great, wat

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Speaker 32: if you work at the graveyard, will you call us?

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Speaker 32: We need to hear from your text us at fifty

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Speaker 32: five one hundred. We need your graveyard insight. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 32: thank you, very good point. I never thought about that.

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Speaker 6: Someone just sent this text They call it the graveyard

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Speaker 6: shift because back in the old days of the plague,

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Speaker 6: they would have bodies in the cemetery with bells tied

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Speaker 6: to their toes in case they weren't dead. They would

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Speaker 6: stay up all night to listen for the ringing of

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Speaker 6: the bells. Is that true or not?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's creepy.

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Speaker 3: Yes it is if it's real. But I need to

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Speaker 3: believe that. Yeah, I like that. Well, hold on, we

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Speaker 3: have Ryan online one he.

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Speaker 6: Worked in a cemetery. Maybe he knows the graveyard shift

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Speaker 6: and what it's all about.

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Speaker 15: Hey, Ryan, good morning, Elvis, how are you doing.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So, where does the term graveyard shift come from?

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Speaker 3: Do you know?

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Speaker 15: That's exactly where it comes from, the bells on the toes.

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Speaker 15: But I did live and work in the cemetery for

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Speaker 15: nine years when I was younger, and I never once

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Speaker 15: said graves. That changed after the nineteen hundreds, I do believe.

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Speaker 3: Wow, well so so questions. So would you dig graves

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01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,080
Speaker 3: only at night while no one's around?

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Speaker 15: No, sir, it was always during the day.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'm wondering. Does people just wonder where squirrels sleep?

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Speaker 3: It's just one of the same things, right, I was

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01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:47,480
Speaker 3: here yesterday and.

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Speaker 6: That grave wasn't there. I don't know, it just appeared overnight,

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Speaker 6: so it's during the day. All right, now, we know.

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Speaker 6: Thank you so much, and I have a good day, Ryan,

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01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 6: I appreciate. If ever we need a cemetery answers in

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Speaker 6: the future.

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Speaker 3: We'll call you.

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Speaker 20: Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 15: There, you have a great day, all right, you.

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Speaker 3: Too, All right, well, there you go. A lot of answers,

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01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:09,360
Speaker 3: a lot of stupid questions. Thank you for being on

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Speaker 3: the show this morning.

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Speaker 6: Show, Now, Gandhi, Yes, where'd you find this list?

1563
01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:37,240
Speaker 8: It's a list of things that guys do every day.

1564
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:41,000
Speaker 11: We all encounter it that are way creepier.

1565
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:43,120
Speaker 8: Than they think it is. And as girls, we're kind of.

1566
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:46,120
Speaker 3: Like, maybe you could stop doing that, Okay, all right, yeah,

1567
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 3: you know what.

1568
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 6: And I'm glad that producer Sam is in with us

1569
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:53,400
Speaker 6: because we need we have eight guys and producer Sam

1570
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:54,160
Speaker 6: will hold around.

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01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 3: Okay, you ready? Okay, So number one creepy thing guys

1572
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:01,640
Speaker 3: do that we don't know it's creepy. I probably do,

1573
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 3: but Scary doesn't.

1574
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:06,040
Speaker 8: Okay. So the number one thing is asking a woman

1575
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:07,200
Speaker 8: where's my hug?

1576
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:16,080
Speaker 3: As soon as Scary does that, where's you are? Look,

1577
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:17,360
Speaker 3: you know it's okay to be a hugger.

1578
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:21,520
Speaker 6: I'm always afraid to hug unless you know that a

1579
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:24,200
Speaker 6: hug is okay. I never ever want to hug someone

1580
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 6: unless it's it's a safe situation.

1581
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:29,200
Speaker 3: Does it make sense? Yeah, you have to.

1582
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:31,320
Speaker 11: So you're saying like you wait for them to extend

1583
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 11: the arm and start moving.

1584
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,080
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, and if they if they come to hug me,

1585
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:36,040
Speaker 3: I'll happily hug.

1586
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:37,640
Speaker 6: But I don't want to be the aggressor when it

1587
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 6: comes to hugging. Scary, you really should follow that.

1588
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:42,040
Speaker 3: I don't ask where's my hug?

1589
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:45,160
Speaker 30: I just for some reason, my just hug instinct is

1590
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:46,959
Speaker 30: to like, oh, huh, how are you and I.

1591
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:51,480
Speaker 3: Just I just hug and yeah, well no, just think

1592
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:53,880
Speaker 3: about it, because you don't. Not everyone is a hugger,

1593
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:55,760
Speaker 3: you know, and maybe you have to learn it the

1594
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:58,400
Speaker 3: hard way one time and then you okay, okay, So

1595
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 3: that's creepy number one. We've got like forty five of these.

1596
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:03,480
Speaker 3: This is going to be great. What's number two?

1597
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:04,000
Speaker 8: Number two?

1598
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 11: Saying something like, oh my god, you're perfect within the

1599
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 11: first few minutes of meeting somebody.

1600
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:14,040
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, good god, hold on, I got Brittany exactly.

1601
01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 3: Brittany had to go help us. What did Brittany say?

1602
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:19,559
Speaker 32: Well, Brittany said that she was at a gym one time,

1603
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:22,519
Speaker 32: and she got a Facebook message from a guy later

1604
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:25,559
Speaker 32: on that night saying that I enjoyed watching you work

1605
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 32: out at the gym, a random guy.

1606
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 3: See, I don't understand. Maybe it's just me.

1607
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 6: I don't understand why people don't see these things as

1608
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:35,400
Speaker 6: so creepy.

1609
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,800
Speaker 3: They don't do them. Why do you do these things?

1610
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:38,839
Speaker 3: They're all creepy.

1611
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 8: I don't know. I wish, but doing this, maybe they'll stop,

1612
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:43,720
Speaker 8: all right.

1613
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,400
Speaker 11: If you see the corner of somebody's tattoo and you

1614
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:49,680
Speaker 11: take it upon yourself to move their clothing so you

1615
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:52,000
Speaker 11: can see the whole thing, Like pull up a sleeve,

1616
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:55,000
Speaker 11: yeah no, don't touch me, or like move her hair

1617
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:56,160
Speaker 11: so you can see the top of the collar.

1618
01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 8: Hone, No, don't do that. Don't don't approach.

1619
01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:01,080
Speaker 11: Maybe you could ask something about but don't just move

1620
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:03,320
Speaker 11: clothing very creepy.

1621
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:07,200
Speaker 3: Don't don't touch anyone. Don't touch anyone. I just don't

1622
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 3: touch anyone. Don't touch anything.

1623
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,320
Speaker 6: If you see someone walk through and they're pregnant, don't

1624
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:14,360
Speaker 6: put your hand on their baby. If you like someone's hair,

1625
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:18,800
Speaker 6: don't touch their hair. No, I mean it's it's yeah, Okay.

1626
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 3: Go ahead.

1627
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,679
Speaker 11: The hair thing drives me insane if my hair is curly.

1628
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:23,760
Speaker 11: And Sam knows this too, there's something about curly hair

1629
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:24,600
Speaker 11: that people.

1630
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 8: Just want to grab handfuls of it. Don't do that.

1631
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:27,679
Speaker 8: I got violent against you.

1632
01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:31,599
Speaker 3: That's how you get churned violent. And you should all right.

1633
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:34,280
Speaker 11: Hassling somebody for a date because you know she doesn't

1634
01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:36,080
Speaker 11: have a boyfriend. So even if she says no, you

1635
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:38,200
Speaker 11: keep well, come on, you're not dating anybody else, give

1636
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:39,519
Speaker 11: me a shot. No, don't do that.

1637
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:42,720
Speaker 3: No means no, don't be desperate. No means no.

1638
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:43,639
Speaker 8: This one.

1639
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:45,680
Speaker 11: I think this happens a lot, and I've seen it

1640
01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:55,800
Speaker 11: happen around here, giving unsolicited shoulder massages, staring.

1641
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:56,280
Speaker 3: On that one.

1642
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,120
Speaker 6: But I will tell you. Nate does that too, though

1643
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:02,640
Speaker 6: you do unsolicited shoulder massages.

1644
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:06,280
Speaker 3: Oh no, I know when people No, I know you

1645
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:08,439
Speaker 3: don't want it. No, you know that. Listen to what

1646
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:13,679
Speaker 3: you just said. That's creepy. I know when people want it. Okay,

1647
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 3: they show up hands. How creepy was that? I know

1648
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:17,360
Speaker 3: when people want it.

1649
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:20,800
Speaker 11: Statement that is disgusting.

1650
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:24,160
Speaker 3: You're not. This is my point, and you know what.

1651
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:25,840
Speaker 6: I know it's all fun and games, but this is

1652
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:27,640
Speaker 6: a serious this is a serious conversation.

1653
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:30,599
Speaker 3: You don't know when people want a massage. You don't know.

1654
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:33,360
Speaker 3: He just did like harassment training. Can we not be

1655
01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:36,320
Speaker 3: talking about this right now? But well no, no, you

1656
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:36,880
Speaker 3: go ahead.

1657
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:39,280
Speaker 11: My question to you, Nate is what is the signal

1658
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:41,200
Speaker 11: for I want a shoulder massage?

1659
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:42,400
Speaker 8: But I'm not telling you I want it?

1660
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:45,240
Speaker 32: Okay, Well, Danielle will do this thing where she like

1661
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:48,600
Speaker 32: rubs her own shoulders. I'm like, okay, she wants me

1662
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:52,160
Speaker 32: and she always says, oh my god, thank you so much.

1663
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:57,320
Speaker 3: Well okay, well, first I know because they know she does. No,

1664
01:10:57,439 --> 01:11:00,160
Speaker 3: you don't know. You don't know. Okay, Okay. Maybe the

1665
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:03,799
Speaker 3: thing is you should never assume they want a massage.

1666
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:05,639
Speaker 6: If it's Danielle and you know, or she's your sister.

1667
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:07,840
Speaker 6: Maybe that's a little different, but I don't know. I

1668
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:09,960
Speaker 6: think it's why is it? Why can't you just be

1669
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 6: safe and ask, hey, do you would you like a massage?

1670
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,560
Speaker 3: It's all you have to do. Well, I think that's creepy.

1671
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:21,840
Speaker 3: Just approach, go, go, go to Danielle and say, hey,

1672
01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:28,000
Speaker 3: you have me to rub that out? I'm not doing.

1673
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:32,120
Speaker 2: Better none, there's no non creepy way to ask if

1674
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:33,120
Speaker 2: you want a massage?

1675
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:35,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you could.

1676
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,000
Speaker 8: Be you know what your shoulders hurt? Can I help

1677
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:38,240
Speaker 8: you out? You could say something.

1678
01:11:38,439 --> 01:11:40,679
Speaker 3: I'll tell you. I'll tell you how it's not creepy

1679
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:43,720
Speaker 3: when it doesn't come from a creepy place. If I

1680
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:47,400
Speaker 3: see Danielle like rubbing her shoulders like it hurts, I'll ask, hey,

1681
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:49,160
Speaker 3: do you mean massage your shoulders real quick?

1682
01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:51,639
Speaker 6: I mean it's and I know it's not coming from

1683
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:54,200
Speaker 6: a creepy place, and I know Nate does his, but

1684
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:55,519
Speaker 6: just you should ask.

1685
01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:59,439
Speaker 3: You should, all right? Just me? Maybe I'm wrong, producer, Same,

1686
01:11:59,439 --> 01:11:59,920
Speaker 3: Am I wrong?

1687
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:00,240
Speaker 7: No?

1688
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:02,280
Speaker 8: I don't think you're wrong. People should at least ask first.

1689
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:04,519
Speaker 3: Ask Scotty b I massage him all the time. I

1690
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:05,320
Speaker 3: think he wants it.

1691
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,760
Speaker 8: Come here, I think he wants it.

1692
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:10,920
Speaker 3: I think he wants it again. A creepy thing to say.

1693
01:12:11,479 --> 01:12:13,120
Speaker 3: Does it bother you when I touch you?

1694
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:13,200
Speaker 13: No?

1695
01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:16,080
Speaker 39: I like touching of any kind from anybody. All right,

1696
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:19,559
Speaker 39: all right, yeah, okay, Line twenty four is Stella. Let's

1697
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:22,880
Speaker 39: let's talk to Stella. Oh, Stella, I'm just creeped out.

1698
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:25,559
Speaker 39: What's going on? Stella? Talk about this guy at work?

1699
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:28,840
Speaker 7: Well, I used to work at this one place and

1700
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:30,920
Speaker 7: there was a guy who every time he would walk

1701
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 7: over to my desk, well he was talking to me,

1702
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:34,439
Speaker 7: he would play with his junk and that was the.

1703
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:39,360
Speaker 6: Ever yakat No wait, hold on, now, do you think

1704
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:42,120
Speaker 6: he was playing with it because he was he was

1705
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:44,360
Speaker 6: being suggestive with you, or he was just one of

1706
01:12:44,439 --> 01:12:46,640
Speaker 6: those do do doo guy who's guys who likes to

1707
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:48,280
Speaker 6: adjust it and doesn't think about it.

1708
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,960
Speaker 7: He was just creepy and just didn't I don't think

1709
01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:52,879
Speaker 7: he thought about it. I think he was just creepy.

1710
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,800
Speaker 3: You know what, here's the thing you should think about it.

1711
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:58,960
Speaker 6: Next time you start grabbing your own private parts, think

1712
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:03,439
Speaker 6: about who's watching. God, just give it a little thought. Anyway,

1713
01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:04,960
Speaker 6: did you you you finally got out of there. You

1714
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:05,840
Speaker 6: don't work with him anymore?

1715
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:08,160
Speaker 7: Right, No, no, no, I don't work there anymore, and

1716
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,599
Speaker 7: he doesn't work there anymore either. But it was very creepy.

1717
01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:12,280
Speaker 7: He would just be standing in front of my desk,

1718
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:14,000
Speaker 7: just playing with his stuff while he was talking.

1719
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:17,040
Speaker 3: All right, all right, sorry about that, stell. I'm glad

1720
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,000
Speaker 3: you're you're in a better place now. I hope you are.

1721
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,840
Speaker 15: Thank you, I am, thank you.

1722
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:24,599
Speaker 3: Thanks for listening to us. I mean, remember scary, Yeah,

1723
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:26,760
Speaker 3: I know this is all coming back to you. Scary.

1724
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:29,960
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, but scary sometimes scary Sometimes would be having

1725
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,719
Speaker 6: this was years ago. He would be having a conversation

1726
01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:33,559
Speaker 6: with you, and he would start pinching his own nipples,

1727
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:34,040
Speaker 6: remember that.

1728
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,200
Speaker 30: Yeah, it was just I don't know if it was

1729
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 30: a nervous twitch I had it was.

1730
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:39,840
Speaker 3: It might have been a nervous twitch.

1731
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:42,800
Speaker 6: But he would start he would start pinching his own

1732
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 6: nipples and he wouldn't even think about it.

1733
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:46,439
Speaker 21: But it wasn't me trying to make a sexual advance

1734
01:13:46,439 --> 01:13:47,080
Speaker 21: on anybody.

1735
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:50,240
Speaker 3: No, it was it was just me. You didn't know it.

1736
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:50,920
Speaker 3: It was just like this.

1737
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,920
Speaker 6: It was just the need to be more aware of you,

1738
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:55,559
Speaker 6: of yourself pinching your own nipples, right.

1739
01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,639
Speaker 3: Anymore? That's okay exactly.

1740
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,519
Speaker 6: I've got Froggy's wife, Lisa, on hold, let's see where

1741
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:02,280
Speaker 6: this is gonna go.

1742
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:07,200
Speaker 3: I'm not crazy, Lisa, I'm.

1743
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:10,720
Speaker 5: And Scary and Nate because I've gotten a massage from

1744
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:11,880
Speaker 5: both of them and they were.

1745
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:15,280
Speaker 22: Fantastic that they were.

1746
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:18,320
Speaker 6: That's not what I'm saying, though, I'm just saying I

1747
01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:21,200
Speaker 6: think I think it's worthy of just a quick.

1748
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:23,040
Speaker 3: Hey, do you have me massage? You? You shouldn't just

1749
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:26,920
Speaker 3: start massaging someone with that not you just go in

1750
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:27,599
Speaker 3: or you don't.

1751
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:29,760
Speaker 8: You know, it's not scary, you don't go in.

1752
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:33,439
Speaker 2: No, Lisa, did you ask Nate and Scary for said

1753
01:14:33,479 --> 01:14:35,679
Speaker 2: massage or did they just offer them up on their own?

1754
01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:41,000
Speaker 29: They offered them up on their own, all right.

1755
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:45,960
Speaker 6: I'm not saying everyone's not okay with it, but there

1756
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,880
Speaker 6: are people who are, and so in order to make

1757
01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:50,800
Speaker 6: sure you don't do something wrong, I would just I

1758
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:52,200
Speaker 6: would confirm that it's okay.

1759
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:52,960
Speaker 3: That's obviously.

1760
01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:54,920
Speaker 32: If I'm in line at Whole Foods and the woman

1761
01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:56,479
Speaker 32: in front of me looks tense, I'm not going to

1762
01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:56,920
Speaker 32: touch her.

1763
01:14:57,520 --> 01:14:59,240
Speaker 3: But Lisa or Dan.

1764
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:01,519
Speaker 6: Well, if she shops a whole food, she's probably in

1765
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:06,000
Speaker 6: she's probably tense. Yeah, listen, I'm not going to that's

1766
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:09,519
Speaker 6: another conversation. Yeah, all right, all right, Well, thank you,

1767
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:10,760
Speaker 6: thank you, Lisa, thanks for.

1768
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:14,000
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1769
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:14,639
Speaker 35: You're welcome.

1770
01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:18,719
Speaker 3: I love you, Love you too, Lisa. Koren is online

1771
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:20,880
Speaker 3: twenty one. Let's see what Karen's up to.

1772
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,559
Speaker 16: Hi Karen, Hi, Elvis, how are you.

1773
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:29,080
Speaker 6: I I'm surprised that more guys don't understand that they're

1774
01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:31,840
Speaker 6: being creepy. I mean, this is creepy stuff. Anyway, what

1775
01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:33,440
Speaker 6: do you want to talk about?

1776
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:36,639
Speaker 38: So recently I went on a date with a guy

1777
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:39,799
Speaker 38: with a good first date and a few days later

1778
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:42,320
Speaker 38: he texted me that he had taken one of my

1779
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:44,519
Speaker 38: pictures from my dating profile and made.

1780
01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:45,840
Speaker 9: It his own background.

1781
01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:51,160
Speaker 3: Wow, how many dates have you been on?

1782
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:51,360
Speaker 7: One?

1783
01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:54,360
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1784
01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:57,240
Speaker 38: It seems so soon, thanks.

1785
01:15:57,479 --> 01:15:58,639
Speaker 8: Prelude to kidnap.

1786
01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:04,280
Speaker 2: I feel so quick to judge, like, maybe he really

1787
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:05,120
Speaker 2: really liked.

1788
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:05,880
Speaker 3: You right off the bat.

1789
01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:09,600
Speaker 2: I mean, I understand it sounds weird, but this is

1790
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,479
Speaker 2: a guy that maybe he thought, hey, I really like

1791
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:12,040
Speaker 2: this girl.

1792
01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:14,960
Speaker 6: Well no, maybe he did, but you need to see

1793
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:18,719
Speaker 6: where it's going. You know after one date it hasn't

1794
01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:21,840
Speaker 6: gone anywhere. You do understand that, right, Yeah, I do

1795
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:22,559
Speaker 6: understand that.

1796
01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:25,880
Speaker 3: But what did you see him again doing.

1797
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:29,200
Speaker 38: Something together on the date where it had some sentimental meaning.

1798
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:31,840
Speaker 38: I might have felt differently, but this is taken down

1799
01:16:31,880 --> 01:16:34,519
Speaker 38: from my like, from an app, from a dating.

1800
01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:35,360
Speaker 3: Profile exactly, and.

1801
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,280
Speaker 38: This name may want to make you run for the hills,

1802
01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:39,760
Speaker 38: and it did.

1803
01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:44,559
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know he proceeeded it with that. All right,

1804
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:47,040
Speaker 3: So you didn't date him again, did you?

1805
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:47,200
Speaker 14: No?

1806
01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:47,600
Speaker 5: I did not?

1807
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:50,439
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, look, hey, look I hope a lot of

1808
01:16:50,479 --> 01:16:52,559
Speaker 6: guys are listening to this and rather than being offended

1809
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:55,760
Speaker 6: or thinking, okay, maybe there is something in what these

1810
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:58,160
Speaker 6: women are saying, maybe I should hear what they're saying.

1811
01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:00,320
Speaker 3: All right, Courn, thank you so much for listening to is.

1812
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:04,559
Speaker 3: Have a beautiful day. Okay, thank you too, all right? Bye? Yes, Gary.

1813
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:06,679
Speaker 30: You know what would have been even creepier is if

1814
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,360
Speaker 30: that same guy took that dating profile picture and did

1815
01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:11,360
Speaker 30: like a step in repeat style where it was just.

1816
01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:13,519
Speaker 21: Like her picture, picture, picture, picture, picture, all in one

1817
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:14,879
Speaker 21: frame like Andy Warhol.

1818
01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:15,599
Speaker 3: Yeah like that.

1819
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:18,960
Speaker 8: I think it's creepy, ye, creepy.

1820
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:21,799
Speaker 6: The same thing it's just you know, we've heard stories

1821
01:17:22,479 --> 01:17:25,439
Speaker 6: something to the extreme where a guy will take someone

1822
01:17:25,439 --> 01:17:27,320
Speaker 6: out on a date and then as they're pulling up

1823
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:29,920
Speaker 6: to her house, he'll pull his pants down and whip

1824
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,200
Speaker 6: his stuff out and stuff.

1825
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:33,559
Speaker 3: Like that, and stuff like that. You're like, what are

1826
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:35,519
Speaker 3: you doing? Man? What kind of.

1827
01:17:35,479 --> 01:17:37,920
Speaker 8: Dating books did you read?

1828
01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:36,880
Speaker 25: Or?

1829
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:39,920
Speaker 8: Which is actually where this came from?

1830
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:42,120
Speaker 3: Exactly right?

1831
01:17:42,520 --> 01:17:44,320
Speaker 6: I just I just don't see how they could turn anyone.

1832
01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:45,559
Speaker 6: All right, what else is on this list?

1833
01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:46,800
Speaker 8: Oh gosh, there's so much stuff.

1834
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,360
Speaker 6: Okay, wait with producer Sam, do you want to say something?

1835
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:49,479
Speaker 19: Oh?

1836
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:50,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, I have one.

1837
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:51,800
Speaker 11: I hate when I put a little extra effort into

1838
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:54,200
Speaker 11: getting dressed, and in order to compliment me, a guy

1839
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:56,720
Speaker 11: will look up and down slowly and then tell me

1840
01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:57,360
Speaker 11: I look nice.

1841
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:05,439
Speaker 6: Look at you the ankles to the knees. I'm climbing

1842
01:18:05,439 --> 01:18:07,799
Speaker 6: you with my eyes. I'm climbing you with my eyes.

1843
01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:09,200
Speaker 3: It is creepy.

1844
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:11,400
Speaker 8: I think that everyone forgets too.

1845
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,719
Speaker 11: Is we always talk about what's creepy, But the only

1846
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:16,680
Speaker 11: difference between creepy and romantic is how attracted you are

1847
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:17,200
Speaker 11: to that person.

1848
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,920
Speaker 8: Like unpopular opinion, but fifty Shades.

1849
01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:23,080
Speaker 11: Of Gray was so creepy to me, but it just

1850
01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:23,880
Speaker 11: showed up in my house.

1851
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:25,000
Speaker 8: I'll call the police it was.

1852
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:27,920
Speaker 3: It's creepy. No, I get that, but I just don't

1853
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:30,479
Speaker 3: think you can start doing next stuff after you've known

1854
01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:31,679
Speaker 3: someone for five minutes.

1855
01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:34,880
Speaker 2: It's like, I think it's creepy because Nate thinks he's hot.

1856
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:36,360
Speaker 2: He's there?

1857
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:37,479
Speaker 20: Is that? All right?

1858
01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:40,600
Speaker 6: Well, all right, let me go to twenty four and

1859
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:43,720
Speaker 6: talk to CJ. I love how people are wanting to

1860
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:45,400
Speaker 6: participate in this conversation high CJ.

1861
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:50,559
Speaker 3: Hey, Elvis, are you doing okay? We're talking about creepy guys.

1862
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:51,320
Speaker 3: Go ahead.

1863
01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:52,280
Speaker 23: Yes.

1864
01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:55,639
Speaker 16: In high school, I had a science teacher that would

1865
01:18:55,680 --> 01:19:00,479
Speaker 16: put his knee on your desk and his crotch be

1866
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:03,559
Speaker 16: in your faith. Everybody would run the class to make

1867
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:05,599
Speaker 16: sure that they didn't have to sit in the front room.

1868
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:13,719
Speaker 3: Ye oh, God used to do that. Really Yeah, not okay,

1869
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:15,439
Speaker 3: but knee on your desk.

1870
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:19,559
Speaker 11: Yeah, like exactly what he's doing right now, like philosophical here.

1871
01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:23,640
Speaker 3: I don't need you dangling your chandelier in front of me.

1872
01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:28,559
Speaker 6: Get away. It's creepy. Just think about it, you know.

1873
01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:31,800
Speaker 6: To be fair though, CJ, maybe he didn't know, you know,

1874
01:19:31,840 --> 01:19:33,320
Speaker 6: but maybe he just didn't think about it.

1875
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:37,880
Speaker 16: But all right, sometimes you just do it every day.

1876
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:40,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

1877
01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:42,560
Speaker 3: All right, CJ, thank you for your contribution. Have a

1878
01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:45,320
Speaker 3: nice data. I know we're running kind of late, but

1879
01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:46,680
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get I want to get to the end

1880
01:19:46,720 --> 01:19:47,800
Speaker 3: of this list. What else is on the list?

1881
01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:50,200
Speaker 8: I'm gonna go through really quickly. If somebody is walking

1882
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:51,240
Speaker 8: down quickly.

1883
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:53,240
Speaker 3: No way, no way, We're gonna getrough this quickly. Okay,

1884
01:19:53,439 --> 01:19:53,799
Speaker 3: go ahead.

1885
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:55,880
Speaker 11: If a woman is walking down the street and you

1886
01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:57,400
Speaker 11: think she's cute and you pull up next to her

1887
01:19:57,439 --> 01:20:00,519
Speaker 11: and start driving really slowly and talking to her, creepy.

1888
01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:03,360
Speaker 3: No, No, that's very creepy. Again that does Does that

1889
01:20:03,439 --> 01:20:04,120
Speaker 3: really happen?

1890
01:20:04,520 --> 01:20:04,680
Speaker 18: Oh?

1891
01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:07,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, that happens all the time. It's very creepy.

1892
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:12,360
Speaker 11: Giving casually touching a woman's thigh or back while you're

1893
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:13,080
Speaker 11: talking to her.

1894
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:17,080
Speaker 8: Bro punch, Yes, that happens a lot too. Maybe in

1895
01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:17,519
Speaker 8: here do it.

1896
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,960
Speaker 6: I don't know, no offense, scary, but you do do that,

1897
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:22,880
Speaker 6: all right? If you're he does it to me too,

1898
01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:24,320
Speaker 6: did you see when he touches me?

1899
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:30,040
Speaker 3: I don't discriminate, I do he touches me. I'm like, oh,

1900
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:34,200
Speaker 3: that's how I community. Well, no, I don't. I don't

1901
01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:36,400
Speaker 3: like people. I know. I don't want people touching me

1902
01:20:36,439 --> 01:20:40,040
Speaker 3: unless I want you to touch me. Sorry, no, no, don't, don't.

1903
01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:42,800
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't want to. Sorry's attention to me.

1904
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:45,000
Speaker 30: So to make my point, I put my hand on

1905
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:47,439
Speaker 30: your on your hip or on your hips or wherever

1906
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:47,760
Speaker 30: or you.

1907
01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:50,600
Speaker 3: And you did, we did? What else you have on

1908
01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:51,720
Speaker 3: the list? What else? All right?

1909
01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:54,840
Speaker 11: If you're having a conversation and you block any entranceway

1910
01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:59,160
Speaker 11: or exit in the room, you're being a little bit creepy.

1911
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:02,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't met lour someone.

1912
01:21:03,479 --> 01:21:04,280
Speaker 8: Leave the exit.

1913
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:07,680
Speaker 3: It's all alleged. All right, Well thank you.

1914
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:11,240
Speaker 6: So look you know what, and I guess the bottom

1915
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:14,599
Speaker 6: line here is think about everything you do before you

1916
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:15,680
Speaker 6: say it, before you do it.

1917
01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:21,639
Speaker 3: Don't be creepy scary? Can you work on those what's up? This?

1918
01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:23,800
Speaker 33: Hi?

1919
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:26,080
Speaker 1: This is el n This is pretty Spears.

1920
01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:27,599
Speaker 19: The Morning Show.

1921
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:32,320
Speaker 3: Oh nothing, just really disappointing some days it is.

1922
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:43,200
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

1923
01:21:44,479 --> 01:21:45,880
Speaker 3: I want us to get very juvenile.

1924
01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:48,479
Speaker 8: Yes, I volunteers tribute.

1925
01:21:49,439 --> 01:21:52,160
Speaker 6: So our friend Jeff is going on vacation and I said,

1926
01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:54,040
Speaker 6: where you're going yellowstone tetons?

1927
01:21:56,680 --> 01:22:00,519
Speaker 3: Okay, why are you laughing? So bro, he says, you know,

1928
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:02,799
Speaker 3: we're out Hearing the word te togs it makes.

1929
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:04,960
Speaker 8: Me laugh, especially when you throw the grand in front

1930
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:05,200
Speaker 8: of it.

1931
01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:12,680
Speaker 3: The tetongs. Well, okay, it's it's it's mountains, it's a

1932
01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:17,080
Speaker 3: mountain range. So why when you hear the word titons

1933
01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:19,200
Speaker 3: do you start giggling like a little girl. It makes

1934
01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:23,479
Speaker 3: me think of boobies, which makes me think of Danielle,

1935
01:22:23,479 --> 01:22:27,160
Speaker 3: because when Danielle hears any word that sounds almost not

1936
01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:30,200
Speaker 3: even close to, but sort of close to sexual, she

1937
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:32,840
Speaker 3: starts laughing. Yeah, like Daniell, your best friend.

1938
01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:35,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, like what, I'm a pianist.

1939
01:22:38,439 --> 01:22:40,799
Speaker 3: A pianist is a person who plays the piano.

1940
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,280
Speaker 10: I know, but it's funny.

1941
01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:45,360
Speaker 3: Why is the word you have some big tits? Why

1942
01:22:45,439 --> 01:22:46,720
Speaker 3: the word pianist funny to you?

1943
01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:50,439
Speaker 10: It sounds like penis venuses are funny.

1944
01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:52,320
Speaker 6: So the other day I said, oh God, it's a

1945
01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:54,559
Speaker 6: little warm in here. Why don't you lower the temperature

1946
01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:54,960
Speaker 6: on the AC?

1947
01:22:55,479 --> 01:22:58,320
Speaker 3: And it's scary says it's already on sixty nine, And

1948
01:22:58,360 --> 01:22:59,360
Speaker 3: then I'm gonna start laughing.

1949
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:02,519
Speaker 10: That's your favorite number sixty nine.

1950
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:05,760
Speaker 3: Sixty nine right now? Yes, well, I know, but it's

1951
01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:07,559
Speaker 3: it's that that's the temperature. It's a number.

1952
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:09,760
Speaker 30: Every time I see a thermistad, I always put it

1953
01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:10,360
Speaker 30: to sixty nine.

1954
01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:15,479
Speaker 3: Oh my god. So here's my point is this. We

1955
01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:21,519
Speaker 3: are we are imbeciles, were children. We're children. I mean.

1956
01:23:21,560 --> 01:23:24,519
Speaker 3: So there are many words you hear that make you go,

1957
01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:27,759
Speaker 3: what do you want for dinner?

1958
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:28,000
Speaker 7: Mom?

1959
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:29,280
Speaker 3: I'll have the eggplant.

1960
01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:31,560
Speaker 34: I know what.

1961
01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:34,040
Speaker 3: My mom eating eggplant at the same table I'm sitting at.

1962
01:23:35,439 --> 01:23:37,040
Speaker 3: It's not funny. It's an eggplant.

1963
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:41,960
Speaker 2: There's a restaurant chain here in Jacksonville called Dick's exactly,

1964
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:44,000
Speaker 2: and every day I'm like, yo, you guys want to

1965
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:46,519
Speaker 2: eat dick every day.

1966
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:50,320
Speaker 3: I can't get enough of it. It's every night. What

1967
01:23:50,439 --> 01:23:54,800
Speaker 3: kind of fruit is that? That's a calm quat. That's

1968
01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:55,280
Speaker 3: my point.

1969
01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:57,880
Speaker 6: You know, you hear words, and there, I bet there

1970
01:23:57,920 --> 01:24:00,280
Speaker 6: are a billion beyond what we just get. Save you

1971
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:02,800
Speaker 6: as an example, there are words that make you laugh,

1972
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:06,720
Speaker 6: or phrases or names of stores and you're like, oh,

1973
01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:08,320
Speaker 6: I can't stop, I gotta laugh.

1974
01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:12,560
Speaker 3: Hello, Jennifer, Hi, how are you well? Okay? We're a

1975
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:15,000
Speaker 3: bunch of little kids like so we were saying that,

1976
01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:17,760
Speaker 3: you know, our friend Jeff is visiting the Grand Tetons

1977
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:21,240
Speaker 3: and when people hear Titons, they think of boobies and laugh,

1978
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:24,120
Speaker 3: and I'm like, what are you four years old? So

1979
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:25,680
Speaker 3: you hear words that make you laugh? What do you

1980
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:26,559
Speaker 3: hear that makes you go?

1981
01:24:28,439 --> 01:24:31,040
Speaker 9: Okay? So I work for a paper mill. We make paper.

1982
01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:33,680
Speaker 9: We have giant paper machines, and I work in a

1983
01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:36,479
Speaker 9: male dominated industry, right, so I'll sit in meetings and

1984
01:24:36,479 --> 01:24:39,400
Speaker 9: they'll talk about issues with the paper machines, in particular

1985
01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:40,840
Speaker 9: the cooch pit and.

1986
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:44,360
Speaker 3: The best you know, what's okay, what exactly is a

1987
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:45,479
Speaker 3: couch pit?

1988
01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:49,040
Speaker 9: Well, the cooch pit would be at the bottom of

1989
01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:53,599
Speaker 9: the machine and it basically catches stuff that falls through

1990
01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:55,880
Speaker 9: the wires on the paper machine when they're making paper.

1991
01:24:56,240 --> 01:25:00,439
Speaker 3: The cooch pit. All right, Okay, if you're in the

1992
01:25:00,439 --> 01:25:02,400
Speaker 3: paper meal business, you know what a cooch pit is.

1993
01:25:02,439 --> 01:25:04,599
Speaker 3: And you shouldn't laugh, But you laugh anyway, don't you. Jennifer?

1994
01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:06,559
Speaker 9: I laugh inside every time?

1995
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:09,559
Speaker 3: Okay. Oh, thank you very much for listening to us.

1996
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:10,479
Speaker 3: Have a beautiful day.

1997
01:25:11,160 --> 01:25:11,800
Speaker 9: Thank you too.

1998
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,240
Speaker 3: Guys, do you want to go to the New bottle,

1999
01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:15,320
Speaker 3: the build down the street, the cooch pit.

2000
01:25:17,479 --> 01:25:19,120
Speaker 8: I like mine without pits.

2001
01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:24,200
Speaker 3: Pitless, pitless coach line line. See what's going on here?

2002
01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:28,320
Speaker 3: Hello Cara, Hi, welcome to the show, and yes we

2003
01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:32,559
Speaker 3: are high. Hello lady, What what innocent word do you

2004
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:34,519
Speaker 3: hear that makes you giggle?

2005
01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:37,320
Speaker 5: Dick?

2006
01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:42,519
Speaker 3: I'm sorry? So you're talking about the store Dick's Sporting

2007
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:44,559
Speaker 3: Goods because every.

2008
01:25:44,360 --> 01:25:46,920
Speaker 9: Time we drive by it in our town it's right

2009
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:47,840
Speaker 9: next to b Jayson.

2010
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:55,519
Speaker 25: Of course, it's a constant running joke.

2011
01:25:55,720 --> 01:25:56,559
Speaker 3: My favorite when.

2012
01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:58,600
Speaker 6: You see a sign for a department store or a

2013
01:25:58,640 --> 01:25:59,960
Speaker 6: shopping center is his day?

2014
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:05,120
Speaker 3: And then below that Staples. Oh god, so pack. All right, Karen,

2015
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:06,960
Speaker 3: thanks for listening to us. We'll go talk to Lauren.

2016
01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:10,040
Speaker 29: Hi, Lauren, Hi, Alguss, how are you today?

2017
01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:13,480
Speaker 6: We're acting like a bunch of juvenile delinquents.

2018
01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:15,960
Speaker 19: You've just made my morning, my whole morning on the

2019
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:16,360
Speaker 19: way to work.

2020
01:26:16,439 --> 01:26:16,880
Speaker 3: It's the worst.

2021
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:18,519
Speaker 6: The other day I was watching in a garden, you know,

2022
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:21,679
Speaker 6: the Barefoot Contessa, which is a funny line too. Yeah,

2023
01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:24,920
Speaker 6: and she was did they take the backbone out of

2024
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:27,120
Speaker 6: the chicken and flatten it out on the grill and

2025
01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:28,200
Speaker 6: they called it spatchcock?

2026
01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:31,439
Speaker 3: You know it's really at the end of the day,

2027
01:26:31,439 --> 01:26:33,000
Speaker 3: it's a chicken anyway.

2028
01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:35,280
Speaker 6: So what do you hear, Lauren that makes you just

2029
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:37,920
Speaker 6: kind of giggle like a little little girl.

2030
01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:45,880
Speaker 29: The parking and rear signs. I think that's absolutely hysterical,

2031
01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:48,800
Speaker 29: especially at the adult shops. But there's one place in

2032
01:26:48,840 --> 01:26:52,200
Speaker 29: my town that the sign actually says ninety nine cents

2033
01:26:52,479 --> 01:26:53,439
Speaker 29: parking in rear.

2034
01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:58,920
Speaker 3: Wow. Wow, there's a bargain. Bargain in your tap. All right, Lauren,

2035
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,720
Speaker 3: thank you very much. Park in your ear. Got to

2036
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:01,960
Speaker 3: be honest. It makes me laugh too.

2037
01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:04,320
Speaker 10: There's a sign in my town that says no dumping,

2038
01:27:04,439 --> 01:27:06,880
Speaker 10: and so my son always stands next to a cracking up.

2039
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:08,599
Speaker 10: He say take a bitch every next to the sign.

2040
01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:09,360
Speaker 3: He got that from you.

2041
01:27:09,439 --> 01:27:13,679
Speaker 36: By the way, Hello Eric, Hey, good morning guys.

2042
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:15,639
Speaker 3: How's everything in Chicago today?

2043
01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:17,080
Speaker 25: Oh?

2044
01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:18,120
Speaker 36: It's hot out man.

2045
01:27:18,280 --> 01:27:18,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2046
01:27:18,479 --> 01:27:21,240
Speaker 36: I just want to say I listen to you guys

2047
01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:24,560
Speaker 36: every morning instead of the radio station stations in Chicago.

2048
01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:28,920
Speaker 36: You guys are are hilarious and fantastic. Oh man, have

2049
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:30,160
Speaker 36: gotten through so much.

2050
01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:32,120
Speaker 6: That's the nicest thing. And coming from one of my

2051
01:27:32,160 --> 01:27:34,640
Speaker 6: favorite cities. I love Chicago anyway. So what do you

2052
01:27:34,640 --> 01:27:36,439
Speaker 6: have in Chicago that makes you laugh like a little

2053
01:27:36,439 --> 01:27:37,280
Speaker 6: idiot every time.

2054
01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:37,680
Speaker 3: You see it.

2055
01:27:38,840 --> 01:27:41,120
Speaker 36: Okay, So we have a restaurant chain out here. It's

2056
01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:43,040
Speaker 36: a beef sandwich place and it's called Bono.

2057
01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:46,599
Speaker 20: Yes and stay and uh.

2058
01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:50,080
Speaker 36: There's there's billboards all over the expressway out here and

2059
01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:51,960
Speaker 36: it says how big is your Bono?

2060
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:56,880
Speaker 3: I hope you don't answer it out loud.

2061
01:27:58,479 --> 01:28:00,000
Speaker 36: I mean I giggle like a little girl.

2062
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:02,439
Speaker 3: I love that.

2063
01:28:02,720 --> 01:28:05,360
Speaker 6: Next time in Chicago, I'm gonna eat your I'm gonna

2064
01:28:05,439 --> 01:28:10,960
Speaker 6: somebody all right, Eric, thank you so much for listening.

2065
01:28:10,960 --> 01:28:13,040
Speaker 6: Get your friends to listen to. We appreciate it very much.

2066
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:15,920
Speaker 3: All right, love you too.

2067
01:28:16,320 --> 01:28:20,639
Speaker 6: Really another reason to go Chicago, eat some bona. Hello Martha,

2068
01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:25,320
Speaker 6: Bye Martha. How are you. You're in a good space today?

2069
01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:25,920
Speaker 6: Are you happy?

2070
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:27,639
Speaker 10: Yes?

2071
01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:30,519
Speaker 3: I am very good. All right. So you're an adult,

2072
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:33,360
Speaker 3: but you still giggle like a kid when what happens.

2073
01:28:34,840 --> 01:28:37,960
Speaker 26: So I work with a guy named Dick, and so

2074
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:41,280
Speaker 26: when he gets visitors that come in, I say, oh, sure,

2075
01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:51,960
Speaker 26: hang on, I'll go grab Dick for you. Or if

2076
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:54,120
Speaker 26: i'm looking or if i'm looking around for him, I'll

2077
01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:57,439
Speaker 26: tell the other guys, hey, I'm looking for Dick a

2078
01:28:57,520 --> 01:29:00,920
Speaker 26: running joke looking for Dick again.

2079
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:05,479
Speaker 3: What does that say about you? But Martha, I mean,

2080
01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:07,559
Speaker 3: if your name is Dick, I mean you're kind of

2081
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:10,200
Speaker 3: you're kind of cursed. And if you're a dick and

2082
01:29:10,320 --> 01:29:11,680
Speaker 3: listening right now, our apologies to you.

2083
01:29:13,160 --> 01:29:14,400
Speaker 10: Is he a big die?

2084
01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:19,760
Speaker 3: Danielle? All right, thank you, Martha. You got to hand

2085
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:25,479
Speaker 3: it to Dick. You know, hi, Adam. So, Adam worked

2086
01:29:25,479 --> 01:29:29,400
Speaker 3: at a cream cheese plant. So where can this go?

2087
01:29:30,960 --> 01:29:33,760
Speaker 33: Well, we have a homogenizer and it helps separate the

2088
01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:35,160
Speaker 33: cream cheese and stuff.

2089
01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:37,960
Speaker 16: But when it breaks, the call for maintenance on radio say,

2090
01:29:37,960 --> 01:29:40,080
Speaker 16: we need to fix the homo because the homo just blue.

2091
01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:45,679
Speaker 8: We have to fix our home all the time.

2092
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:49,880
Speaker 3: Daniel I like it. We got a problem. You know,

2093
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:53,960
Speaker 3: we're gonna lose money. The homo just just blue. Adam,

2094
01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:56,040
Speaker 3: thank you, thank you for separating that cheese. Have a

2095
01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:59,479
Speaker 3: good day, man, Thanks for listening to it. Yeah that's scary.

2096
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:02,040
Speaker 30: Walk past the freshly mopped floor and I see that

2097
01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:04,800
Speaker 30: yellow sign slippery when wet, I start laughing.

2098
01:30:04,960 --> 01:30:08,680
Speaker 6: Yes course, all right, you know we can actually with

2099
01:30:08,760 --> 01:30:11,120
Speaker 6: all the texts we've received today off this, we could

2100
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:13,719
Speaker 6: go on for fifteen hours I'm so Gandhi was talking

2101
01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:17,280
Speaker 6: earlier Danielle about being a side piece. Oh yes, And

2102
01:30:17,479 --> 01:30:18,919
Speaker 6: by the way, I hate the word piece.

2103
01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:21,760
Speaker 10: Because she's not a side piece right now.

2104
01:30:21,920 --> 01:30:24,720
Speaker 3: I am not well, we hope. Do we know this guy?

2105
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:25,439
Speaker 8: We do?

2106
01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:28,760
Speaker 6: I was reading this somewhere and I pulled it off.

2107
01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:31,880
Speaker 6: I don't know, I can't remember I got it. He

2108
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:34,240
Speaker 6: says he loves you, but something doesn't feel right. However

2109
01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:36,000
Speaker 6: hard it may be to hear. It could be that

2110
01:30:36,080 --> 01:30:39,040
Speaker 6: you're his side piece. There's so many.

2111
01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:42,519
Speaker 3: People out there who are living this new relationship life

2112
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:47,679
Speaker 3: with someone. They're like excited about it, but something isn't connecting. Yeah,

2113
01:30:47,720 --> 01:30:52,720
Speaker 3: there's something missing. Ye, something in the milk ain't clean.

2114
01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:56,439
Speaker 10: On Saturday nights, he's never around.

2115
01:30:55,880 --> 01:30:57,639
Speaker 3: Or he never wants to be in pictures with you.

2116
01:30:57,840 --> 01:30:59,760
Speaker 11: Yeah, there's so many signs, especially you know in the

2117
01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:00,640
Speaker 11: age technology.

2118
01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:01,719
Speaker 8: Just keep your eyes open.

2119
01:31:02,120 --> 01:31:03,120
Speaker 3: Hi, Megan, how are you?

2120
01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:04,200
Speaker 12: I'm good?

2121
01:31:04,200 --> 01:31:08,200
Speaker 3: How are you doing well? So you were a side piece?

2122
01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:09,840
Speaker 10: I was?

2123
01:31:09,960 --> 01:31:12,000
Speaker 3: And by the way, just using the word piece to me,

2124
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:13,880
Speaker 3: I don't want to change it.

2125
01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:16,280
Speaker 6: It's just well, I don't know. Until we change it,

2126
01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:18,680
Speaker 6: we'll call it a side piece. So what tipped you

2127
01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:20,160
Speaker 6: off in the beginning, Megan.

2128
01:31:21,439 --> 01:31:23,720
Speaker 19: So I I kind of knew, well, he told me

2129
01:31:23,800 --> 01:31:25,720
Speaker 19: that I knew he was with somebody. He was a

2130
01:31:25,720 --> 01:31:26,599
Speaker 19: friend of my dad's.

2131
01:31:27,920 --> 01:31:31,000
Speaker 3: Okay, I love that. It's okay, I dated a friend

2132
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:31,360
Speaker 3: of my dad.

2133
01:31:31,640 --> 01:31:37,840
Speaker 10: It's all right, so funny.

2134
01:31:38,320 --> 01:31:40,200
Speaker 19: So I knew he was with somebody, but he told

2135
01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:43,000
Speaker 19: me he was ending it, but so like he was

2136
01:31:43,040 --> 01:31:45,400
Speaker 19: like with us at the same time, and I got

2137
01:31:45,400 --> 01:31:47,120
Speaker 19: the whole like, oh, we're going to end it. I'm

2138
01:31:47,160 --> 01:31:50,479
Speaker 19: going to end it. And so I knew then, and

2139
01:31:50,520 --> 01:31:52,439
Speaker 19: it just it took a really long time for him

2140
01:31:52,439 --> 01:31:52,840
Speaker 19: to end.

2141
01:31:52,720 --> 01:31:55,679
Speaker 3: It right, And you knew, but you knew in your

2142
01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:58,599
Speaker 3: in your heart that he was still with someone else

2143
01:31:58,640 --> 01:32:00,719
Speaker 3: because of the little the little hotel signs.

2144
01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:06,040
Speaker 16: Right, absolutely, like let me go on this list.

2145
01:32:06,080 --> 01:32:07,800
Speaker 6: First of all, I said, he doesn't really ever hang

2146
01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:09,800
Speaker 6: out with you on the weekends, And scheduling things with

2147
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:12,080
Speaker 6: him always was last minute, right?

2148
01:32:12,240 --> 01:32:13,000
Speaker 3: Is that how it worked?

2149
01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:13,920
Speaker 15: Yes?

2150
01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:17,280
Speaker 19: And he always so he he was I guess you

2151
01:32:17,360 --> 01:32:18,920
Speaker 19: could say he was kind of like a truck driver.

2152
01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:22,760
Speaker 19: He always wanted me, but like he was local. He

2153
01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:24,960
Speaker 19: would go home every day, so it wasn't like a

2154
01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:27,559
Speaker 19: cross country truck driver. He would always want me to

2155
01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:29,759
Speaker 19: meet him during the day while he was on his break,

2156
01:32:29,960 --> 01:32:32,599
Speaker 19: or to take the route with him. It was it

2157
01:32:32,640 --> 01:32:33,439
Speaker 19: was almost never.

2158
01:32:33,439 --> 01:32:35,320
Speaker 3: Like, let's go, it's almost too obvious.

2159
01:32:35,560 --> 01:32:35,760
Speaker 32: Yeah.

2160
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:38,160
Speaker 6: Number number two on these signs you are a side

2161
01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:40,680
Speaker 6: piece list is when he suddenly dips or can't make

2162
01:32:40,680 --> 01:32:43,240
Speaker 6: a special occasion. The excuses he offers are flimsy.

2163
01:32:43,479 --> 01:32:46,000
Speaker 19: Oh yeah, right, oh, absolutely right.

2164
01:32:46,600 --> 01:32:48,280
Speaker 6: You've been dating over a year, still haven't met his

2165
01:32:48,320 --> 01:32:50,160
Speaker 6: family or friends? Did you ever meet his friends?

2166
01:32:51,439 --> 01:32:54,080
Speaker 19: I did, but it was because we were kind of

2167
01:32:54,160 --> 01:32:55,559
Speaker 19: like in the same world.

2168
01:32:56,240 --> 01:32:58,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I say, yeah, but so you were secretly together?

2169
01:32:59,720 --> 01:33:02,439
Speaker 19: Yeah, yeah, yeah you never.

2170
01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:03,720
Speaker 3: Did you ever spend the night with him?

2171
01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:04,880
Speaker 14: People didn't know?

2172
01:33:04,960 --> 01:33:06,080
Speaker 3: Did you ever spend the night with him?

2173
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:07,240
Speaker 17: I did?

2174
01:33:08,479 --> 01:33:09,680
Speaker 3: So how did you get away with that? If he

2175
01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:11,040
Speaker 3: was with someone else? It was that kind of a

2176
01:33:11,040 --> 01:33:11,599
Speaker 3: hard thing to do.

2177
01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:15,840
Speaker 19: It was a hard thing to do. A friend of

2178
01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:20,160
Speaker 19: mine actually was moving and well she had already moved in.

2179
01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:23,479
Speaker 19: Her house was listed, and we used the house that

2180
01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:24,080
Speaker 19: was listed.

2181
01:33:24,680 --> 01:33:29,080
Speaker 3: Okay, wow, well that's convenient.

2182
01:33:29,680 --> 01:33:31,280
Speaker 6: But at the same time, you know, if so, you

2183
01:33:31,280 --> 01:33:33,040
Speaker 6: should have been sleeping it is it is house, his

2184
01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:33,720
Speaker 6: apartment but.

2185
01:33:33,680 --> 01:33:34,920
Speaker 3: That was off limits, wasn't it.

2186
01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:36,000
Speaker 20: Yes?

2187
01:33:36,120 --> 01:33:36,400
Speaker 19: It was.

2188
01:33:37,720 --> 01:33:40,200
Speaker 6: How about social media? But was he online at all?

2189
01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:41,479
Speaker 6: Like Instagram stuff like that.

2190
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:45,880
Speaker 19: Yeah, but we were friends because he just had mutual friends,

2191
01:33:45,920 --> 01:33:47,560
Speaker 19: so that wasn't anything unusual.

2192
01:33:47,640 --> 01:33:50,080
Speaker 3: But well you never took pictures together and posted them?

2193
01:33:50,280 --> 01:33:50,320
Speaker 19: No?

2194
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:52,080
Speaker 16: No, no, no no.

2195
01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:53,120
Speaker 25: Well.

2196
01:33:54,800 --> 01:33:55,559
Speaker 3: How about PDA?

2197
01:33:55,720 --> 01:33:57,920
Speaker 6: Did you ever like hold his hand in public or

2198
01:33:58,040 --> 01:33:59,040
Speaker 6: like a little kiss?

2199
01:33:59,640 --> 01:33:59,960
Speaker 25: There was?

2200
01:34:00,439 --> 01:34:05,640
Speaker 19: There was PDA and that's actually what I think was

2201
01:34:05,840 --> 01:34:08,840
Speaker 19: like the downfall of it was I wanted the more

2202
01:34:08,960 --> 01:34:13,559
Speaker 19: PDA and he didn't, and I was like, this sucks.

2203
01:34:15,200 --> 01:34:17,559
Speaker 6: So you were a side piece. Look, you know, there

2204
01:34:18,439 --> 01:34:21,280
Speaker 6: are some people who enjoy being in a relationship with

2205
01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:23,760
Speaker 6: little commitment whatsoever. But you know, knowing that there's someone

2206
01:34:23,760 --> 01:34:24,680
Speaker 6: else involved.

2207
01:34:24,439 --> 01:34:28,479
Speaker 3: Is a very big downer. I guess yes, And you

2208
01:34:28,479 --> 01:34:30,200
Speaker 3: know you deserve better than that. I hope you've moved

2209
01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:30,960
Speaker 3: on to something better.

2210
01:34:31,680 --> 01:34:32,040
Speaker 20: I did.

2211
01:34:32,120 --> 01:34:34,759
Speaker 19: I got married, we have a beautiful little boy together,

2212
01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:36,839
Speaker 19: and we're happier than I could ever have imagined.

2213
01:34:36,920 --> 01:34:40,240
Speaker 6: There you go, Megan, I know, but sometimes you got

2214
01:34:40,240 --> 01:34:41,760
Speaker 6: to go through those weird times to learn, you know,

2215
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:42,160
Speaker 6: I get it.

2216
01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:44,760
Speaker 3: Thank you, Megan, very nice. So it's still Gandhi. Yes,

2217
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:45,679
Speaker 3: you were the side.

2218
01:34:45,439 --> 01:34:47,160
Speaker 8: Piece, like a weekend.

2219
01:34:48,520 --> 01:34:50,320
Speaker 3: Gandhi said he had a whole woman at home.

2220
01:34:50,439 --> 01:34:53,840
Speaker 8: He had a whole girlfriend. Okay, So I met him.

2221
01:34:53,960 --> 01:34:57,840
Speaker 11: He worked across the hallway from me, and we met whatever,

2222
01:34:57,880 --> 01:34:59,519
Speaker 11: We hung out, hung out for a weekend. He was

2223
01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:02,760
Speaker 11: really cool and he was taking so many pictures, like

2224
01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:04,880
Speaker 11: the whole time, pictures of us just doing all kinds

2225
01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:07,080
Speaker 11: of stuff. So then then on Monday, I went to

2226
01:35:07,120 --> 01:35:09,800
Speaker 11: find him on you know, Instagram or something like that,

2227
01:35:09,920 --> 01:35:11,360
Speaker 11: and he was nowhere to be found. And I thought,

2228
01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:14,320
Speaker 11: that's really weird because he was taking so many photos.

2229
01:35:14,560 --> 01:35:17,240
Speaker 11: How would he not be anywhere online? He can't just

2230
01:35:17,240 --> 01:35:19,880
Speaker 11: be keeping him for himself. So I told my friend

2231
01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:23,040
Speaker 11: she found him in two point five seconds. He had

2232
01:35:23,040 --> 01:35:25,839
Speaker 11: blocked me from everything because he had a whole girlfriend.

2233
01:35:26,040 --> 01:35:29,439
Speaker 3: Whirl yes on that.

2234
01:35:29,479 --> 01:35:31,800
Speaker 11: Oh, I just completely I blocked him everywhere. I blocked

2235
01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:33,599
Speaker 11: his phone number. I just completely stopp talking to him

2236
01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:36,200
Speaker 11: because I'm like, there's there's nothing that can be said.

2237
01:35:36,320 --> 01:35:38,640
Speaker 11: You're a horrible person. And the best part was my

2238
01:35:38,680 --> 01:35:40,960
Speaker 11: friend who he knew. He met her that weekend and

2239
01:35:41,040 --> 01:35:43,080
Speaker 11: her Instagram name is her full name. She went and

2240
01:35:43,200 --> 01:35:46,000
Speaker 11: liked every single picture of him and the girlfriend because

2241
01:35:46,040 --> 01:35:49,120
Speaker 11: she wanted to send him a signal about that was smart.

2242
01:35:49,439 --> 01:35:53,160
Speaker 3: That was smart. Hey Jennifer from ukonor from Seatown.

2243
01:35:54,800 --> 01:35:55,639
Speaker 9: Hey, yeah, I'm.

2244
01:35:55,479 --> 01:35:57,120
Speaker 25: Calling from charles Ville, Virginia.

2245
01:35:57,280 --> 01:35:59,559
Speaker 3: How are you doing great?

2246
01:35:59,640 --> 01:36:00,400
Speaker 25: How are you well?

2247
01:36:00,479 --> 01:36:02,559
Speaker 6: I'm good, But you know, it doesn't feel good to

2248
01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:06,599
Speaker 6: be the side piece, right. No, he told you he

2249
01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:08,320
Speaker 6: was divorced and you believed him.

2250
01:36:09,479 --> 01:36:12,560
Speaker 25: Yes, give me one Oh.

2251
01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:12,720
Speaker 3: Is that him?

2252
01:36:13,960 --> 01:36:18,320
Speaker 25: No? No, we take it for a year and he

2253
01:36:18,400 --> 01:36:23,200
Speaker 25: had told me he was divorced, and turns out that

2254
01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:23,880
Speaker 25: he wasn't.

2255
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:26,240
Speaker 12: But we had dated for a year and he had

2256
01:36:26,240 --> 01:36:29,040
Speaker 12: a son, and I was okay with him having a son.

2257
01:36:29,200 --> 01:36:31,400
Speaker 12: We were okay, and his son would go out on

2258
01:36:31,479 --> 01:36:35,599
Speaker 12: dates with us. But then his wife showed up at

2259
01:36:35,640 --> 01:36:39,599
Speaker 12: work at my job and she was seven months pregnant.

2260
01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:42,599
Speaker 8: Whoa, That timing doesn't work out?

2261
01:36:42,720 --> 01:36:42,760
Speaker 33: What?

2262
01:36:43,160 --> 01:36:43,280
Speaker 25: Why?

2263
01:36:43,600 --> 01:36:45,559
Speaker 3: That means that they were only dating seven months ago?

2264
01:36:45,600 --> 01:36:46,280
Speaker 3: That's a long time.

2265
01:36:48,600 --> 01:36:51,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, No, wait.

2266
01:36:51,280 --> 01:36:52,880
Speaker 10: A minute, and you were with them a whole year.

2267
01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:57,760
Speaker 25: Yes, the time, and his son knew about me, and

2268
01:36:58,160 --> 01:37:01,120
Speaker 25: his son would hang out with us and everything'smed normal.

2269
01:37:01,240 --> 01:37:04,879
Speaker 25: So I was very shocked.

2270
01:37:05,640 --> 01:37:08,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, if that work pregnant. That's traumatized.

2271
01:37:08,439 --> 01:37:10,680
Speaker 3: So did you pull the plug or how did you

2272
01:37:10,800 --> 01:37:11,040
Speaker 3: end this?

2273
01:37:11,240 --> 01:37:15,840
Speaker 25: Oh? Definitely we I definitely ended and blocked them of

2274
01:37:15,880 --> 01:37:18,920
Speaker 25: every social media, changed my phone number because he was

2275
01:37:19,479 --> 01:37:21,760
Speaker 25: he was trying to attempt to come to my job

2276
01:37:21,840 --> 01:37:24,160
Speaker 25: and look for me, and yeah, it was crazy.

2277
01:37:24,520 --> 01:37:26,920
Speaker 3: Look, if you're a if a man, woman doesn't matter.

2278
01:37:27,120 --> 01:37:29,000
Speaker 3: If you have someone on the side and you're trying

2279
01:37:29,040 --> 01:37:31,720
Speaker 3: to keep things from them, you're being sneaky about it.

2280
01:37:32,439 --> 01:37:36,360
Speaker 3: Stop it is real Israel. It's true.

2281
01:37:36,439 --> 01:37:38,760
Speaker 6: By the way, I didn't mean to call Charlottesville Sea Town.

2282
01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:43,880
Speaker 6: Seatown is a grocery store chain. I haven't seen you,

2283
01:37:46,560 --> 01:37:48,640
Speaker 6: and I'm glad. I'm glad you moved on to uh

2284
01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:51,160
Speaker 6: nicer life. No more side peace.

2285
01:37:50,960 --> 01:37:53,519
Speaker 25: Action, No, definitely not.

2286
01:37:54,280 --> 01:37:56,000
Speaker 3: Thanks for listening to us. Thanks a lot.

2287
01:37:56,960 --> 01:38:01,160
Speaker 10: Can you imagine you're at work and pregnant wife walks

2288
01:38:01,200 --> 01:38:02,880
Speaker 10: in and you've been with you didn't even know we

2289
01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:04,680
Speaker 10: had a wife. Could you imagine, oh love for that

2290
01:38:04,720 --> 01:38:05,240
Speaker 10: to happen with me.

2291
01:38:07,640 --> 01:38:08,639
Speaker 3: That'd be so exciting.

2292
01:38:08,960 --> 01:38:11,320
Speaker 11: I've gotten a call before like, hey, just so you know,

2293
01:38:11,400 --> 01:38:12,120
Speaker 11: this is my boyfriend.

2294
01:38:12,160 --> 01:38:14,639
Speaker 8: I'm like, thank you so much for that too. Goodbye.

2295
01:38:14,880 --> 01:38:17,840
Speaker 21: Yeah, an interesting thing on the text.

2296
01:38:18,040 --> 01:38:20,080
Speaker 35: There's a trend here and some people are saying that

2297
01:38:20,120 --> 01:38:22,639
Speaker 35: there were a side piece and they became the main

2298
01:38:22,720 --> 01:38:26,759
Speaker 35: piece after some time. Can you graduate from a side

2299
01:38:26,760 --> 01:38:28,160
Speaker 35: piece to like the main course?

2300
01:38:28,320 --> 01:38:30,080
Speaker 3: Well, look, I don't know. It's wanting to be a

2301
01:38:30,120 --> 01:38:30,800
Speaker 3: side piece.

2302
01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:33,000
Speaker 6: It's another thing to be Dating's someone who's still trying

2303
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:35,439
Speaker 6: to dissolve another relationship and they're honest with you about it.

2304
01:38:35,439 --> 01:38:38,920
Speaker 3: It's still icky for somebody. Yeah, yeame, somebody's saying they're

2305
01:38:38,960 --> 01:38:41,280
Speaker 3: the side side. I was a side side chick.

2306
01:38:42,800 --> 01:38:44,920
Speaker 39: Hey, I'm Scotty B and I'm Andrew and we have

2307
01:38:44,960 --> 01:38:46,559
Speaker 39: a podcast called serial Killers.

2308
01:38:46,640 --> 01:38:48,799
Speaker 3: Have you ever been in the Cereal Island? Said to yourself,

2309
01:38:48,800 --> 01:38:51,080
Speaker 3: there's so many serials it could be overwhelming.

2310
01:38:51,160 --> 01:38:53,880
Speaker 21: So on serial Killers, we'll try them before you buy them.

2311
01:38:53,920 --> 01:38:56,400
Speaker 8: Listen to new episodes of serial Killers.

2312
01:38:56,080 --> 01:39:00,000
Speaker 39: Every Monday on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts.

2313
01:39:00,120 --> 01:39:02,200
Speaker 3: Killers with a C Crush.

2314
01:39:02,320 --> 01:39:06,640
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the

2315
01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:07,240
Speaker 1: Morning Show.

2316
01:39:08,080 --> 01:39:12,080
Speaker 3: Let's talk about farting. Let's make fart noises.

2317
01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:14,439
Speaker 8: Have you seen the gender reveal baby fart?

2318
01:39:14,600 --> 01:39:15,120
Speaker 20: Oh?

2319
01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:17,519
Speaker 3: So what is that? Do you fart? In the pink

2320
01:39:17,600 --> 01:39:18,720
Speaker 3: or blue dust comes out.

2321
01:39:18,920 --> 01:39:20,560
Speaker 11: Yes, So I only saw one and a girl was

2322
01:39:20,640 --> 01:39:21,519
Speaker 11: laying down with no pants.

2323
01:39:21,520 --> 01:39:24,880
Speaker 6: All right, I've been doing that for years anay, go ahead?

2324
01:39:24,920 --> 01:39:26,080
Speaker 6: So so how does this work?

2325
01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:28,559
Speaker 11: She was laying down no pants on, she farted and

2326
01:39:28,600 --> 01:39:30,800
Speaker 11: blue powder just shot out of her butt. And I

2327
01:39:30,800 --> 01:39:35,040
Speaker 11: have so many questions about just the logistics of how they.

2328
01:39:34,960 --> 01:39:35,479
Speaker 8: Set that up.

2329
01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:40,639
Speaker 3: Do you have any blue powder to insert in my butt?

2330
01:39:40,880 --> 01:39:42,880
Speaker 3: Because I'm going to a gender reveal party?

2331
01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:45,320
Speaker 8: You can fart on command? Like, there's just a lot,

2332
01:39:45,920 --> 01:39:47,439
Speaker 8: a lot of stuff I wish.

2333
01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:47,800
Speaker 3: I could do that.

2334
01:39:47,920 --> 01:39:50,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, thank god, you can't.

2335
01:39:50,160 --> 01:39:52,920
Speaker 3: You're gonna fart dust? I mean, uncle Johnny does it? No,

2336
01:39:52,960 --> 01:39:55,040
Speaker 3: I'd want to fart on command, like somebody said, all right,

2337
01:39:55,040 --> 01:39:57,960
Speaker 3: do it now? You just do it? Back to fart Now,

2338
01:40:02,040 --> 01:40:03,639
Speaker 3: let's play name who Farted?

2339
01:40:04,160 --> 01:40:04,479
Speaker 15: Scary?

2340
01:40:04,479 --> 01:40:08,000
Speaker 3: Any of music? Is it time to play who Farted? Time?

2341
01:40:09,479 --> 01:40:09,599
Speaker 13: Now?

2342
01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:10,920
Speaker 3: Do you think in ten years we'll be able to

2343
01:40:10,960 --> 01:40:12,879
Speaker 3: talk about farting on air or it will be so offensive?

2344
01:40:13,120 --> 01:40:14,120
Speaker 8: I'm immediately offended.

2345
01:40:16,439 --> 01:40:18,840
Speaker 3: I'm offended. I'm a fart flake.

2346
01:40:18,920 --> 01:40:19,439
Speaker 8: I think scared.

2347
01:40:19,560 --> 01:40:22,439
Speaker 3: Just bur scary. If you burp on the show one

2348
01:40:22,439 --> 01:40:24,120
Speaker 3: more time only I'm allowed to burp on the show.

2349
01:40:24,360 --> 01:40:31,439
Speaker 3: Warming up, It's now time for Who Farted? Who Farted?

2350
01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:37,519
Speaker 3: All right? Call me now, I'll be just say hello,

2351
01:40:37,640 --> 01:40:39,879
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show. Are you ready to play Who Farted?

2352
01:40:41,560 --> 01:40:46,200
Speaker 3: Welcome to Who Farted? There's the caller there? All right, Well,

2353
01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:47,639
Speaker 3: no one wants to play.

2354
01:40:48,520 --> 01:40:50,960
Speaker 8: I think they're probably wondering how this game is played.

2355
01:40:53,240 --> 01:40:57,320
Speaker 3: I think it's a self explanatory. You have to guess

2356
01:40:57,320 --> 01:40:59,160
Speaker 3: who farted?

2357
01:40:59,280 --> 01:41:01,320
Speaker 8: Are we gonna like to describe the fart? Are they

2358
01:41:01,320 --> 01:41:02,160
Speaker 8: going to hear the fart?

2359
01:41:02,200 --> 01:41:02,800
Speaker 16: You're gonna hear it?

2360
01:41:02,840 --> 01:41:06,320
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, Welcome to Who Farted?

2361
01:41:06,520 --> 01:41:06,680
Speaker 5: Yeah?

2362
01:41:06,720 --> 01:41:07,680
Speaker 3: Hi, you ready to play it?

2363
01:41:08,520 --> 01:41:08,800
Speaker 10: Yes?

2364
01:41:08,920 --> 01:41:14,960
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, I love you.

2365
01:41:15,000 --> 01:41:16,599
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, what's your name? What's your name?

2366
01:41:17,320 --> 01:41:23,160
Speaker 4: My name is, Jennifer says my birthday? Oh my god, birthday?

2367
01:41:23,240 --> 01:41:30,760
Speaker 6: Because you're gonna play all right, So now what's your

2368
01:41:30,840 --> 01:41:31,160
Speaker 6: name again?

2369
01:41:31,240 --> 01:41:31,639
Speaker 3: Jennifer?

2370
01:41:32,640 --> 01:41:32,920
Speaker 23: Yes?

2371
01:41:33,160 --> 01:41:33,960
Speaker 3: All right, Jennifer.

2372
01:41:34,360 --> 01:41:38,040
Speaker 6: All right, So someone is now about to cut one.

2373
01:41:40,040 --> 01:41:42,439
Speaker 6: You have to guess who it was. You ready, listen?

2374
01:41:43,160 --> 01:41:43,679
Speaker 3: Here we go.

2375
01:41:45,960 --> 01:41:52,120
Speaker 4: All right, that's scary all the way.

2376
01:41:50,400 --> 01:41:53,120
Speaker 3: That's not scary. One wire time. Here we go listen closely?

2377
01:41:54,640 --> 01:42:02,400
Speaker 3: All right, who was that you got it, You got it.

2378
01:42:03,080 --> 01:42:06,519
Speaker 3: That's GANI. You know what's happening to Jennifer. People are

2379
01:42:06,560 --> 01:42:08,040
Speaker 3: lining up around the block to play the part.

2380
01:42:10,800 --> 01:42:11,240
Speaker 26: I'm glad.

2381
01:42:11,320 --> 01:42:15,280
Speaker 4: I Happy birthday, birthday, thank you?

2382
01:42:15,680 --> 01:42:17,240
Speaker 3: Wait wait, home on, princess. What are you doing for

2383
01:42:17,240 --> 01:42:18,599
Speaker 3: your birthday? Where are you going? What are you doing?

2384
01:42:19,840 --> 01:42:20,000
Speaker 17: Oh?

2385
01:42:20,360 --> 01:42:22,200
Speaker 4: Me and my kids, Me and my three kids, We're

2386
01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:25,120
Speaker 4: just going to stay at home and watch Disney Plus

2387
01:42:25,200 --> 01:42:28,280
Speaker 4: and this is yeah do it?

2388
01:42:28,400 --> 01:42:32,240
Speaker 3: Look you know, happy happy birthday. Uh you know what?

2389
01:42:32,280 --> 01:42:33,200
Speaker 3: How many kids do you have?

2390
01:42:34,520 --> 01:42:38,479
Speaker 4: I have three twain, boy and girl, and I have

2391
01:42:38,520 --> 01:42:40,920
Speaker 4: a six year old son who's in kindergarten right now.

2392
01:42:41,160 --> 01:42:44,040
Speaker 3: Oh cool, You've got a great family. One. Where's Andrew? Andrew?

2393
01:42:45,040 --> 01:42:47,400
Speaker 3: Can we send? Can we send Jennifer a five hundred

2394
01:42:47,400 --> 01:42:49,639
Speaker 3: dollars Amazon gift card? Okay?

2395
01:42:49,680 --> 01:42:52,640
Speaker 4: Good?

2396
01:42:53,439 --> 01:42:54,760
Speaker 3: You know what it says. Here's the thing.

2397
01:42:54,800 --> 01:42:57,160
Speaker 6: It's your birthday. You deserve the best day, and you're

2398
01:42:57,160 --> 01:42:59,360
Speaker 6: gonna spend it with your kids. I think that's awesome.

2399
01:42:59,360 --> 01:42:59,960
Speaker 6: You're a great mind.

2400
01:43:01,560 --> 01:43:04,479
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. I've been trying my best to

2401
01:43:04,680 --> 01:43:07,280
Speaker 4: doing a trip and everything I call everyone, listen to

2402
01:43:07,280 --> 01:43:10,759
Speaker 4: those phone taps. Oh my god, every day.

2403
01:43:10,920 --> 01:43:12,760
Speaker 3: I know, I know you wear yourself out listening to

2404
01:43:12,800 --> 01:43:14,880
Speaker 3: this crap. Finally want something.

2405
01:43:15,439 --> 01:43:16,080
Speaker 32: It is good.

2406
01:43:17,760 --> 01:43:18,599
Speaker 4: Laughing and going.

2407
01:43:18,880 --> 01:43:21,280
Speaker 6: Thank you, Jennifer, it's a pleasure speaking with you. So

2408
01:43:21,439 --> 01:43:23,800
Speaker 6: on the way the five hundred dollars Amazon gift card.

2409
01:43:23,800 --> 01:43:25,320
Speaker 6: I have to get some information off the off the

2410
01:43:25,560 --> 01:43:29,320
Speaker 6: air from you. Okay, okay, and thanks for playing who Farted?

2411
01:43:29,360 --> 01:43:38,400
Speaker 3: On your birthday? Who Farted? I don't know.

2412
01:43:39,080 --> 01:43:43,600
Speaker 6: I'm a grown man hosting a radio show having a contest.

2413
01:43:43,160 --> 01:43:46,080
Speaker 3: Called who Farted? I don't know what what? Nate, you're

2414
01:43:46,080 --> 01:43:48,719
Speaker 3: the senior executive. I was enjoying it. I was hoping

2415
01:43:48,720 --> 01:43:51,200
Speaker 3: I would be the one to fart. Who knows, maybe

2416
01:43:51,200 --> 01:43:53,599
Speaker 3: you'll be the farter, like can't wait. It's a song

2417
01:43:53,640 --> 01:43:56,920
Speaker 3: that you're playing sounds like fart. It does something there?

2418
01:43:57,160 --> 01:44:00,200
Speaker 3: What's that scary that every day? Well, we may to

2419
01:44:00,280 --> 01:44:01,880
Speaker 3: rip every day.

2420
01:44:03,720 --> 01:44:04,479
Speaker 10: We're not normal.

2421
01:44:05,040 --> 01:44:17,800
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the

2422
01:44:17,840 --> 01:44:19,240
Speaker 1: Morning Show.

2423
01:44:19,800 --> 01:44:23,479
Speaker 3: We talked to David in Chicago. Hi David, welcome to

2424
01:44:23,520 --> 01:44:24,720
Speaker 3: the show. What's going on with you?

2425
01:44:26,160 --> 01:44:27,320
Speaker 24: Good morning, mister Duran.

2426
01:44:27,400 --> 01:44:28,000
Speaker 13: How are you doing?

2427
01:44:28,240 --> 01:44:30,559
Speaker 3: I'm doing fine. Let me warn everyone, David is about

2428
01:44:30,600 --> 01:44:32,519
Speaker 3: to speak about his penis. Go right a hill.

2429
01:44:33,520 --> 01:44:36,880
Speaker 34: Okay, So with my penis, I had to go to

2430
01:44:36,880 --> 01:44:39,759
Speaker 34: the doctor's office. I had such an awkward Scottige moment.

2431
01:44:40,000 --> 01:44:40,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened.

2432
01:44:40,720 --> 01:44:42,519
Speaker 34: I had to get an ultra I had to get

2433
01:44:42,520 --> 01:44:47,160
Speaker 34: an ultrasound done, and my package is out penis however

2434
01:44:47,160 --> 01:44:50,720
Speaker 34: you want to call it, and in walks the ultrasound technician.

2435
01:44:50,840 --> 01:44:52,719
Speaker 34: It's one of my wife's best friends.

2436
01:44:52,760 --> 01:44:57,880
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, all right, this is this is not a

2437
01:44:57,960 --> 01:44:58,479
Speaker 6: roller coaster.

2438
01:44:58,520 --> 01:44:59,200
Speaker 3: Calm down, everyone.

2439
01:45:00,040 --> 01:45:01,640
Speaker 8: What do you do?

2440
01:45:01,680 --> 01:45:02,320
Speaker 3: You just sit there?

2441
01:45:02,600 --> 01:45:04,240
Speaker 8: You put your penis the way and walk out?

2442
01:45:04,760 --> 01:45:08,080
Speaker 3: No, no, go ahead, but don't listen to her. David,

2443
01:45:08,120 --> 01:45:09,599
Speaker 3: what did you do with you and your penis?

2444
01:45:10,720 --> 01:45:13,960
Speaker 34: I just sat there and thought to myself, Yeah, this

2445
01:45:14,120 --> 01:45:15,760
Speaker 34: is going to be so awkward for the rest of

2446
01:45:15,800 --> 01:45:16,240
Speaker 34: my life.

2447
01:45:16,400 --> 01:45:18,479
Speaker 6: No, no, but tell them what else happened during the

2448
01:45:18,520 --> 01:45:20,160
Speaker 6: course of that same day.

2449
01:45:21,360 --> 01:45:24,320
Speaker 34: So I went to the dinner with my wife and

2450
01:45:24,360 --> 01:45:26,200
Speaker 34: she goes, hey, our friends are going to meet up,

2451
01:45:26,320 --> 01:45:30,120
Speaker 34: and in walks the best friend that just looked at

2452
01:45:30,160 --> 01:45:32,759
Speaker 34: my penage.

2453
01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:34,920
Speaker 8: I hope she washed her hands.

2454
01:45:35,080 --> 01:45:38,880
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, well, okay, so this happens. Look, you know what,

2455
01:45:38,920 --> 01:45:41,280
Speaker 3: We've got to stop thinking that people in the medical

2456
01:45:41,280 --> 01:45:44,280
Speaker 3: field really give a rat's ass about our private part?

2457
01:45:45,760 --> 01:45:48,800
Speaker 3: Best friend, she might so, Now now your wife's all

2458
01:45:48,840 --> 01:45:51,880
Speaker 3: of her friends are going to know about about mister

2459
01:45:51,960 --> 01:45:52,400
Speaker 3: ding dong.

2460
01:45:53,760 --> 01:45:55,559
Speaker 34: Yes, that's the only thing I can think about. Was

2461
01:45:55,600 --> 01:45:57,760
Speaker 34: my ding dong is now in the princess of her

2462
01:45:57,840 --> 01:45:58,920
Speaker 34: head at all times.

2463
01:45:58,960 --> 01:46:02,479
Speaker 6: I beg your pardon. Well, there's a visual right there. Well,

2464
01:46:02,520 --> 01:46:04,840
Speaker 6: I know, but so did you? Did she order the

2465
01:46:04,880 --> 01:46:05,759
Speaker 6: sausage at dinner?

2466
01:46:05,840 --> 01:46:11,080
Speaker 3: Tell me, yeah, there's nothing better that I like going

2467
01:46:11,080 --> 01:46:12,920
Speaker 3: to the doctor and someone will come in to give

2468
01:46:12,960 --> 01:46:15,080
Speaker 3: me my whatever in my you know, the shot, and

2469
01:46:15,280 --> 01:46:17,519
Speaker 3: they'll play your pants down let me see, okay, and

2470
01:46:17,640 --> 01:46:18,719
Speaker 3: right as the needles going.

2471
01:46:18,680 --> 01:46:20,639
Speaker 6: Into my ass, they go by the way we love

2472
01:46:20,720 --> 01:46:24,280
Speaker 6: your show. No, yeah, please don't assert things in my

2473
01:46:24,280 --> 01:46:25,439
Speaker 6: butt when you're talking to me like that.

2474
01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:27,080
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what's that?

2475
01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:28,960
Speaker 11: I have a question for the guys when you go

2476
01:46:29,040 --> 01:46:32,240
Speaker 11: to a doctor in this situation, which is worse to

2477
01:46:32,280 --> 01:46:34,880
Speaker 11: not be excited at all or to be excited when

2478
01:46:34,920 --> 01:46:35,559
Speaker 11: they touch you?

2479
01:46:35,600 --> 01:46:38,759
Speaker 3: Neither neither either. You don't want to be non excited,

2480
01:46:38,880 --> 01:46:39,839
Speaker 3: you don't want to be excited.

2481
01:46:39,920 --> 01:46:40,759
Speaker 8: Is there a middle ground?

2482
01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:43,240
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, but I'm going to tell you this, and

2483
01:46:43,320 --> 01:46:45,760
Speaker 6: David will attest to this. And guys, know when you

2484
01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:47,840
Speaker 6: know that, you know you're just sitting there in the road,

2485
01:46:47,880 --> 01:46:49,040
Speaker 6: but you know they're gonna come in and look at

2486
01:46:49,040 --> 01:46:49,840
Speaker 6: everything you do.

2487
01:46:49,960 --> 01:46:52,519
Speaker 3: Kind of fluff yourself a little bit, you do. You

2488
01:46:52,600 --> 01:46:54,120
Speaker 3: got to pull on it a little bit. You gotta

2489
01:46:55,680 --> 01:46:58,240
Speaker 3: true all right, Well that said David.

2490
01:46:59,560 --> 01:47:01,959
Speaker 34: Turtle Off exactly.

2491
01:47:03,000 --> 01:47:05,439
Speaker 6: All right, David, have a beautiful day you and your penis,

2492
01:47:05,439 --> 01:47:07,320
Speaker 6: and thanks for listening. It's nice to know both of

2493
01:47:07,320 --> 01:47:08,559
Speaker 6: you are listening at the same time.

2494
01:47:10,680 --> 01:47:14,519
Speaker 3: Have a great day. Okay, thank you, No, there you go.

2495
01:47:14,600 --> 01:47:16,959
Speaker 10: I need somebody else.

2496
01:47:16,840 --> 01:47:19,000
Speaker 3: Daniel it's an ultra s. I don't care. Time to

2497
01:47:19,040 --> 01:47:19,719
Speaker 3: grow up, Danielle.

2498
01:47:19,760 --> 01:47:22,479
Speaker 10: If my husband's best friend walked in and he was

2499
01:47:22,520 --> 01:47:25,559
Speaker 10: my onecologist, I'd be like, I see you.

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01:47:25,640 --> 01:47:29,320
Speaker 8: That's enough for me. Elvister ran the haggiest.

2501
01:47:29,479 --> 01:47:31,280
Speaker 1: Elvister ran in the Morning show.

2502
01:47:34,439 --> 01:47:36,040
Speaker 6: All Right, we're done, We're out of time. We'll see

2503
01:47:36,040 --> 01:47:37,519
Speaker 6: you next time, so make sure you're here with us

2504
01:47:37,600 --> 01:47:41,320
Speaker 6: until then. Say peace out, everybody.

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01:47:40,560 --> 01:47:40,960
Speaker 3: Body