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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. Uh These are some of our favorite segments
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Speaker 1: the Weekly Zeitgeist. In our third seat. A comedian actress
Speaker 1: podcaster who you know from Florida Girls, a Black Lady
Speaker 1: sketch show, I Carley from her podcast gam got us
Speaker 1: before all that, from being a guest on this very podcast,
Speaker 1: our most requested return guest. Holy ship, she's back. It's
Speaker 1: Lazy Moda who Shag's Florida's You really reached back to
Speaker 1: the back of the MTB. Also love that you ended
Speaker 1: with And also, but don't forget that, like I'm her
Speaker 1: podcast father, it's right before all of that count her
Speaker 1: and it's made her come to an alley in Santa
Speaker 1: Monica and don't get all forget it. Also, rather we work,
Speaker 1: which is a scam, so oh my god. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: ultimate scam. Yeah, it's all a scam. It turns out,
Speaker 1: I think that's what we've discovered. The whole fucking thing
Speaker 1: is a scam. It scams all the way down life
Speaker 1: lazy so good, to have you back. How have you been?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I have been absolute trash. You know,
Speaker 1: every day scratching is surviving, trying to like do good habits.
Speaker 1: I recently realized something that took me probably too long,
Speaker 1: that you have to work out not just because you
Speaker 1: want to look cute in on Instagram, but because, like
Speaker 1: you need the endorphins to regulate your mental health. And
Speaker 1: why do I feel horrible all the time and then
Speaker 1: start working out again? I was like, oh my brain, okay, cool, cool,
Speaker 1: cool cool. So yeah, yeah, even just like a walk
Speaker 1: like nature really be naturing. I went out into the
Speaker 1: nature this week. Have you ever been tree people in
Speaker 1: l A? Have I ever been a tree peeple place?
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about, but it sounds like
Speaker 1: somewhere black people aren't welcome, so I've never been. It
Speaker 1: does kind of give that. No, it's actually really cute
Speaker 1: and like hippiest. And people donate trees like I guess
Speaker 1: when they die or whatever, they donate like themselves to
Speaker 1: become trees, and when they die, I don't know if
Speaker 1: they're in the trees. And I was curious about that. No,
Speaker 1: one sounds like very morbid, you're like walking through a
Speaker 1: beautiful forest and you're like, that was a human at
Speaker 1: one time. That's that's Timmy over there. My blooding guts
Speaker 1: nourished the roots of this tree. Honestly, I would go
Speaker 1: man like if that was the if that was the premise,
Speaker 1: I would go to that ship every day. I'm glad
Speaker 1: that you did the Black His three monthing, because my
Speaker 1: Black History Month hasn't been that great. I got a ticket,
Speaker 1: see yeah, from the police for speeding. Now did I
Speaker 1: deserve it? Listen? I was late. I'm four hundred years
Speaker 1: late because of the police. Hear me out, four hundred
Speaker 1: years late because of oppression. Okay, so I got a
Speaker 1: speed I gotta do sixty six and thirty five. That's
Speaker 1: my business. We gotta we gotta, we gotta make up
Speaker 1: for lost time. That's why we gotta get there quicker exactly.
Speaker 1: He said, where were you going? I should have said
Speaker 1: to freedom and then maybe we got out of the ticket.
Speaker 1: I didn't think of any of this at the time.
Speaker 1: I was just hoping I ain't getting you know, you're
Speaker 1: not the consta. So I was just like, sorry, Mr
Speaker 1: sur please, I was bro back to blue. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say I'm gonna say you didn't deserve it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say you didn't deserve it. I didn't. I didn't deserve
Speaker 1: I didn't get Beyonce co and I don't deserve that.
Speaker 1: During Black History Month, I know there's some I know
Speaker 1: there's some white folks out there that got the codes
Speaker 1: for Beyonce that y'all didn't. Y'all didn't come up off
Speaker 1: the codes for your black brothers and sistance, and I
Speaker 1: see you. I just want you all to know that
Speaker 1: that would have been a light ship. I got the
Speaker 1: code last night. Though I'm in their MetLife Stadium and
Speaker 1: good View nice. I'm like, I'm not gonna get Beyonce
Speaker 1: sweat on me, which is what I wanted. But but
Speaker 1: I am gonna see you know her pores so yo.
Speaker 1: When the ticket is so expensive, Lacy can't get Beyonce
Speaker 1: sweating on it because Lacey out here bawling out of control.
Speaker 1: Y'all that, yeah, I am poor. Stop that. Why could
Speaker 1: you say something so egregious? When they eat the rich,
Speaker 1: they're not coming from me with THEE I will be
Speaker 1: eating with everybody else. I feel like the Beyonce tickets
Speaker 1: are the latest, like not since the like people were
Speaker 1: getting the shot, like and and people wanted the shot
Speaker 1: or like did you know like that everybody wanted the
Speaker 1: same shot and the like it's the great Beyonce tickets
Speaker 1: are the great equalizer where it's like every he wants
Speaker 1: these tickets and if you get it, you are just
Speaker 1: a better human being then I think the rest of us.
Speaker 1: So which which checks out? I mean, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I didn't have a code to come up off of. Unfortunately, Yeah, Jack,
Speaker 1: why don't you give us your code? Yeah we were
Speaker 1: talking about you. Yeah, yeah you can. You can tell
Speaker 1: I give off vibes like I have Beyonce code. You
Speaker 1: actually do you? Actually you get them? You dont get them?
Speaker 1: I heart codes. I didn't, Yeah I did. I do
Speaker 1: think I heart had like something that was allowing people
Speaker 1: to like get in line or something. But I don't
Speaker 1: think it was allowing people to get in a line
Speaker 1: that led to getting Beyonce sweat on them. My thing
Speaker 1: is like I'm tired of the resellers, Like I'm a scammer.
Speaker 1: I love scam culture. However, like do the work, like
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian said, like nobody wants to work these days,
Speaker 1: Like How are you just going to have a bot
Speaker 1: steal a bunch of tickets and then flip them online. Like,
Speaker 1: if you want to flip a ticket, you should have
Speaker 1: to go in person like they did in the olden
Speaker 1: days and scalp and have them inside of your jacket.
Speaker 1: You gotta wear a trench coat. It's gotta be long,
Speaker 1: and you gotta have a massager jacket like hustle man,
Speaker 1: and you gotta, you know, show your wears out in
Speaker 1: the parking lot. Like, I don't like that you can
Speaker 1: just steal them on the internet and flip them on
Speaker 1: the internet. That there's no work involved in that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just a bunch of like Stanford computer science grads are
Speaker 1: like controlling the all the tickets to all the shows
Speaker 1: in the history of Yeah, boo, I don't like it, Raphael.
Speaker 1: We like to ask our guests, what is something from
Speaker 1: your search history? So the last thing I was listening
Speaker 1: to another podcast, and I think New York we don't
Speaker 1: acknowledge that does exist. It doesn't exist anymore. It's gone. Actually,
Speaker 1: the last thing from my search was was ironically about
Speaker 1: being there. They're plot its way back to elevance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: with with that creepy chat GPT that those college estays. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like down that rabbit hole. And it's scary
Speaker 1: because you know, we watched Google make smart people smarter
Speaker 1: and kind of ignorant people more ignorant, and now now
Speaker 1: we're gonna come upon a new society where they can't
Speaker 1: even accidentally come across the right information. It's just gonna
Speaker 1: the search engine is gonna tell them what the answer
Speaker 1: is in sentence form. But yeah, also maybe yeah, if
Speaker 1: you don't know how to use it, you might draw
Speaker 1: the wrong conclusions. Yeah, it's got controlled by billiadaire monopolies
Speaker 1: and AI itself still racist. The feeling lucky button on
Speaker 1: Google was wordy like that's what they've decided to go with.
Speaker 1: Here a little nervous, I'm feeling lucky and I will
Speaker 1: got shut up. My favorite type of people just constantly
Speaker 1: feeling lucky regardless of you know, outward indications for results.
Speaker 1: And I just can't can't shut the funk up. So
Speaker 1: what would you learn? What would you have you? Did
Speaker 1: you see any of the results? I think I saw
Speaker 1: some results where somebody was like, where is the avatar showing?
Speaker 1: And it wound up with them like down a very
Speaker 1: strange path. What I do is I don't have the
Speaker 1: that's like private access to test it out right now,
Speaker 1: but I test out other aies. I work with a
Speaker 1: group called Athena Coalition, and we oppose Amazon, and they
Speaker 1: are authors of their own AI stuff and and things
Speaker 1: that hunt that they sell to like governments to oppress
Speaker 1: their people. And it's really scary what's out there. Like
Speaker 1: if you ask your basic questions a lot of these aies,
Speaker 1: you could see what they call guardrails, but really they
Speaker 1: actually like you could see its censoring results. You could
Speaker 1: see it, you know, saying like no, you don't. Like
Speaker 1: if you ask about armed revolution, you'll see them always responding,
Speaker 1: you know, like yes, the most successful ways historically to
Speaker 1: change oppressive systems have been violent revolutions. But however, however,
Speaker 1: not for you anymore. No no, no, no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no. Here's one very carefully selected sentence from the
Speaker 1: I have a dream speech so that I just love
Speaker 1: AI is like even the uncensored version of it. It's
Speaker 1: just like this whole thing is like educated on number one,
Speaker 1: the totality of the Internet taken credulously, and number two
Speaker 1: like people who love AI, like that's who interacts with
Speaker 1: it most and guess what, people who love AI are
Speaker 1: fucking creeps. So like like on the whole any listeners
Speaker 1: who love it but you don't, and it's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course it's a fucking creep. It'll just be what whatever.
Speaker 1: Andrew Yang would reply with, Yeah, God, that fucker. He's
Speaker 1: a ruining being Andrew and about my age and Chinese
Speaker 1: he fucked a wormand but on the other hand, the
Speaker 1: same hand. But I'll just pretend like it's another hand
Speaker 1: I forgot. Hey, what if some of you think is
Speaker 1: over in? Thank you for asking Jack? Hey, Nick, what's
Speaker 1: something you think is overrated? Now this question is out
Speaker 1: of left field, but I think I have an answer.
Speaker 1: Chubby Checker. Oh Jumy Checker is overrated. Take that. I
Speaker 1: think it's correct. Okay, now it might not be the
Speaker 1: most timely take, but well I just heard of him.
Speaker 1: Where these damn kids tell you about Chuffy Checker? Man,
Speaker 1: shut the funk up forever. We need to talk about
Speaker 1: Chubby Checker. If you see he's probably ninety, but if
Speaker 1: you see him, he has an impeccable hairline and hair
Speaker 1: does he is here, He's still alive. A team the
Speaker 1: same team that that did makeup in Hair on the Whale.
Speaker 1: So Chuffy Checker, we all love him. He's the twist guy.
Speaker 1: He brought a picture of him in two thousand five. Amazing,
Speaker 1: he looks amazing. Was he like twelve when he was famous,
Speaker 1: because he's only eighty one now? Uh no, Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I feel like he was maybe a
Speaker 1: person who like looked like looked older when he was
Speaker 1: younger because he was born in forty one. Wasn't he
Speaker 1: famous in like the early sixties? So in yeah, nineteen
Speaker 1: sixties when his big song came out, so he was nineteen.
Speaker 1: He looked like a middle aged I guess everyone looked
Speaker 1: like a middle aged person back then. Style. Also, he's
Speaker 1: probably you know, the heft helps and he's very tall.
Speaker 1: It's crazy that he's still chubby. Yeah, well you can't
Speaker 1: lose your I mean, you know, at this point, if
Speaker 1: he comes out skinny, who's going to be No one
Speaker 1: wants with skinny Checkers. Yeah, skinny Chess, no thing. So okay,
Speaker 1: everybody thinks they love the Twist. It's a dance that
Speaker 1: you know, you anyone can do because they're literally moving
Speaker 1: right to left. Yeah, almost not a dance. So in
Speaker 1: nineteen six for Ubby Checker at nineteen releases Let's do
Speaker 1: the Twist and it's number one hit. It does great.
Speaker 1: He's a genius. So then in nineteen sixty one, the
Speaker 1: label comes back and they say, Chubby, you did it,
Speaker 1: and you gotta do it again? Okay, what you gotta
Speaker 1: give us something else? Yeah? So then Chubby's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, guys, I'm not full of ideas. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: think of another dance. So in nineteen sixty one he's
Speaker 1: eventually it's like I got it, I figured it out.
Speaker 1: He releases Let's Twist Again like we did last Summer,
Speaker 1: which incredible move to reference a previous song in a
Speaker 1: song and the song that has staying like people still
Speaker 1: play Twist Again like I've heard that song all these
Speaker 1: years later. Another hit. So he's a genius. Okay. So
Speaker 1: then sixty sixty one, those are his years. Nineteen sixty two,
Speaker 1: label comes back, they say, Chubby, you did it. Twist man.
Speaker 1: You know, he's got a new nickname at this point,
Speaker 1: and they're like, you're the twist guy, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I know him, the Twist guy. Let's fucking hit it
Speaker 1: ever get in the basement because the twister is coming.
Speaker 1: That's what I would have said to him coming to
Speaker 1: my office executive back then. Yes, nineteen sixty two, he thinks, uh,
Speaker 1: let's let's uh, let's do it. He releases Twisting USA,
Speaker 1: That's right, which I assume he thought there was gonna
Speaker 1: be a twisting for every country. But this song was
Speaker 1: not hit, you know, And so I think at that
Speaker 1: point he starts to lose it a little bit, and
Speaker 1: a couple of months later he comes out with Slow
Speaker 1: Twisting and Paloma Twist, which are sexy twist songs because
Speaker 1: the twist is not sexy, you're you're bound to knee
Speaker 1: your partner in the growing. Yeah, so he got some
Speaker 1: slow versions, not hits, and then let's say summer of
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty two, he's at the end of his rope
Speaker 1: and he's lost his mind. He doesn't even know why
Speaker 1: he got into the twist game, and he releases teach
Speaker 1: Me to Twist, which you know he's lost his mind.
Speaker 1: We're like, traffic, you taught the twist, I forgot your twist.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, you know, the way to really like
Speaker 1: learn something is by teaching it. So maybe he's just like,
Speaker 1: you guys have clearly lost your love and passion for
Speaker 1: the twist. How about this, I'm gonna play fucking mind
Speaker 1: game with you. If you teach me to twist? What if?
Speaker 1: What if we tried that? But just yeah, sheer desperation,
Speaker 1: like a panic idea, Like it's like a like attempt
Speaker 1: to get you know, like people talking, you know, it's
Speaker 1: just to get some engagement. Like sounds like a degenerative
Speaker 1: neurological disorder where he slowly like, teach me to twist,
Speaker 1: and then it's just like where are car keys? And
Speaker 1: it just keeps going down. So not a hit, folks.
Speaker 1: So then that same year, in nineteen sixty two, he
Speaker 1: pivots and he thinks, maybe I'm just like I think
Speaker 1: he was twisting. Yes, yeah he uh. He says, maybe
Speaker 1: I'm the dance guy for dances that aren't really dances,
Speaker 1: and he releases Limbo Rock. Oh, but I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: The song was a fucking hit, Yeah, a huge hit.
Speaker 1: He's back. So the nineteen sixty three you gotta do
Speaker 1: it again? He comes back with let's limbo some more. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: this is this psychopath journey. I mean he's only twenty
Speaker 1: imagine he's a story. So then not a hit, and
Speaker 1: then he's like, you know, he he's starting to rethink everything,
Speaker 1: and he's like, maybe I am the twist guy. And
Speaker 1: then also in nineteen sixty three, he releases Twisted Up
Speaker 1: back to Twisted. Not a hit, nothing, he he doesn't
Speaker 1: release anything. He goes insane. He gets an airbnb in
Speaker 1: Big Bear, he takes a gun and a dog, and
Speaker 1: he waits a year just thinking there's got to be
Speaker 1: something else. And then in nineteen sixty five, bam, he's
Speaker 1: back with Let's do the Freddy Freddy. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: left turn you didn't expect. Where did that song come from?
Speaker 1: His name's Chubby Well. Freddie and the Dreamers released the
Speaker 1: song that same year, and he was just listening to
Speaker 1: the radio and he was like, they're doing a dance song.
Speaker 1: Chubby the dance guy. He did he steal their dance?
Speaker 1: He stole it. Also, the dance is basically lifting your
Speaker 1: arms above your head and sticking out one leg. It's
Speaker 1: the Daniel song. Okay, that's all. It's a dumb fucking day.
Speaker 1: Why couldn't he be like, put your arms to the side.
Speaker 1: It's the Chubby just name anyway, not a hit. He's gone,
Speaker 1: He's done. That's it. That's the Chubby Checker everybody loves
Speaker 1: so much. You're right. He He apparently appeared in a
Speaker 1: film called Don't Knock the Twist in No Mouth about
Speaker 1: the Twist, bro imagine if he had had like a TikTok.
Speaker 1: It comes out every week with like why are people
Speaker 1: ruining my twist? A New York Times op ed in
Speaker 1: defense of the Twist. Yeah, wow, dude, that is uh,
Speaker 1: he's your right journey. So I don't know if he's
Speaker 1: over it. I don't know if that's what I took
Speaker 1: from that, But wow, what a what a run? What
Speaker 1: does something you think is underrated? What do I think
Speaker 1: is underrated? I okay, So I grew up in the
Speaker 1: suburbs and there's like this trend all over social media
Speaker 1: to like act like eating it whatever. Alive Garden or
Speaker 1: something is like the lamest ship ever. Again, this is
Speaker 1: like the opposite of what I just said, but flip
Speaker 1: because I'm like, stop acting like having a decent meal
Speaker 1: for a reasonable price. It's fucking terrible. Like you go
Speaker 1: to these places Alive Garden, outback steak house, wherever. There's
Speaker 1: always families in there. People are just spending time with
Speaker 1: each other, just having meals, laughter, you know whatever, love
Speaker 1: and I really I don't like this like trend on
Speaker 1: social media there, but it's like, ill you ate that
Speaker 1: suking olive garden. Oh my god, it's sucking nasty, bitch.
Speaker 1: There's a reason they're popular and that they're everywhere. The
Speaker 1: the girls are going to Rowan and being like this
Speaker 1: is my six hundred dollar ice cream Sunday exact same people.
Speaker 1: When people are like it's so bleak in there, it's
Speaker 1: like you're just you're scared of poor people. You you
Speaker 1: find like the idea of not having money gross, and
Speaker 1: that's what you're saying that what there are people in
Speaker 1: there who don't have as much money as you maybe
Speaker 1: and go, yeah, not everybody's gonna go to some fucking exactly.
Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna go to fucking Jose Andrea's restaurants every fucking
Speaker 1: chance they get. That's and that's fine. That's like you
Speaker 1: shouldn't look down on people because they that's where that's
Speaker 1: where the treat meal is for them. There. You know,
Speaker 1: there's Sunday after church meal or whatever the funk, Like,
Speaker 1: there is nothing wrong with people fucking spending a little
Speaker 1: bit of money because that's all they have, or even
Speaker 1: if that's what they want to eat. You know, even
Speaker 1: if you do have money, that's where you want to go.
Speaker 1: Fucking whatever, man, I don't So have you all ever
Speaker 1: been teenagers? That was the time many like our whatever.
Speaker 1: Before this, it felt like kings were really falling. We
Speaker 1: could smoke in a restaurant forget about it. Yes, was
Speaker 1: never enough, nobody. It was like what the fun mathematics
Speaker 1: with with a shared restaurant bill when you're in high school.
Speaker 1: It has never once been enough? Never, never that. But
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. It's like that, oh that you
Speaker 1: know what, you know what it is. Um. I think
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, and I think this
Speaker 1: is true for my stand up and I think this
Speaker 1: is true just for how I live my life. I'm
Speaker 1: really tired of people being mad about the wrong ship.
Speaker 1: It's very exhausting that people spend so much energy on
Speaker 1: the wrong ship. Like you're really mad about Valentine's Day, bro,
Speaker 1: get a life. You're mad about families going to hometown
Speaker 1: buffet or whatever the funk, Like, dude, let people just
Speaker 1: have their little pieces of enjoyment. However they can get it.
Speaker 1: Like the world is hard enough, like the news is
Speaker 1: sad enough, and like that's the ship that you put
Speaker 1: your energy into. You're mad about the wrong ship. You've
Speaker 1: got to be mad about the right ship. You've got
Speaker 1: to learn how to like channel your anger, your energy,
Speaker 1: your negativity into the right places. Get out there, invote people.
Speaker 1: You Yeah, we used to. We used to hit there's
Speaker 1: an Applebee's in a strip mall and Lexman, Kentucky with
Speaker 1: a cigarette machine in the back, and that was you
Speaker 1: know what. And that's actually that's the other thing too,
Speaker 1: is that I think that especially left wing liberals and
Speaker 1: ship there, they concentrate on like shipping on ship they
Speaker 1: shouldn't be shipping on, and it turns people off, you know.
Speaker 1: And I think that's that's part of the problem that um,
Speaker 1: I think a lot of liberal democratic people they focus
Speaker 1: too much energy on the stupidest ship. And it's like, bro,
Speaker 1: you can't get people on our side if you're going
Speaker 1: to shoot on like the things that they just simply
Speaker 1: enjoy on a weekly basis or whatever, the fun like
Speaker 1: sex scenes in movies. Yeah, yeah, that's puritanctical movement of
Speaker 1: being like no more sex scenes ever, like children white.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's weird. Yeah yeah. I feel like the liberal
Speaker 1: urge to make fun of Nascar is not is not good.
Speaker 1: It's not for the big D Democrat Party. It's also
Speaker 1: just like it's a thing. Yeah, people just enjoy their ship, Like,
Speaker 1: let people enjoy whatever it is. They're like little pastime.
Speaker 1: Ship isn't actually affecting you? Like, why the funk are
Speaker 1: you mad about it? You know? Learn how to drive?
Speaker 1: How about that guy has learned how to be able
Speaker 1: to use your turning signal when you're supposed to about that,
Speaker 1: Focus energy on that. Learn how to merge your car? Bro.
Speaker 1: The driving in l A is don't even get don't
Speaker 1: get me started. Don't even get me started, one of
Speaker 1: my favorite in L sketches of all character. So good.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 1: back to talk about UFOs M. And we're back, And
Speaker 1: Mike Pence has been subpoenaed by the special counsel investigating
Speaker 1: Trump's attempts to overthrow the government, I guess, and experts
Speaker 1: are calling him a potential key witness in the case.
Speaker 1: And he I feel like when I any any time
Speaker 1: I imagine him, I just go back to that moment
Speaker 1: where he is between Trump and Nancy Pelosi and just
Speaker 1: trying to like jamming his eyes closed, trying to teleport
Speaker 1: himself out of the moment, just being my God, don't
Speaker 1: just let me let this be over. I feel like
Speaker 1: that's what where he is all the time. He's just
Speaker 1: constantly reciting the Lord's Prayer, right, Yeah, that that's the
Speaker 1: face that he gives. Yeah. I mean, he's trying to
Speaker 1: run for president for that and would need the support
Speaker 1: of a demographic that was openly trying to kill him
Speaker 1: very recently. And so Pences team have been talking with
Speaker 1: the DJ about holding a voluntary interview, but those talks
Speaker 1: apparently broke down, hence the subpoena. And I just I
Speaker 1: feel like he probably knows some ship is trying to
Speaker 1: hide that ship because he doesn't want to be revealed
Speaker 1: as the person who brought down Trump because Trump supporters
Speaker 1: like fairly recently tried to murder him in public. Yes,
Speaker 1: And and he's like kind of like how does he campaign?
Speaker 1: And he's like, look, if I don't keep my promises,
Speaker 1: my neck is real snapp herbal it is like you
Speaker 1: could totally hang me, you know, there's a million ways
Speaker 1: you could kill me, but until then vote for me,
Speaker 1: Like that's gonna be his bid. I think there's also
Speaker 1: something going on like during Trump's administration there, he Pence
Speaker 1: was always the billionaire pick. He was always like the
Speaker 1: Koch Brothers boy. He was always like he always heard
Speaker 1: behind the scenes, like he was ready to step in
Speaker 1: and like he was meeting with all the donors and
Speaker 1: he was. And I think, like that's what's going on here,
Speaker 1: is that he is. I'm sure it's going to switch
Speaker 1: if it hasn't already to de Santis. But there's just
Speaker 1: something about the billionaire class that wants Mike Pence to
Speaker 1: be the president because he's so spineless, like almost a
Speaker 1: medical scientific miracle, how spineless he is. And just here
Speaker 1: an earthworm in a suit. It's just worming around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so I think I think that that's why we
Speaker 1: keep hearing about him and why he thinks I don't
Speaker 1: know if he even believes really deep down that he
Speaker 1: could win, but there's a lot of money riding on it.
Speaker 1: It's just so funny, the cowardice, right, like you see
Speaker 1: at least de Santis, who I think will absolutely just
Speaker 1: implode going up against Trump because he can't. He won't.
Speaker 1: Everyone's still scared to go against Trump. But de Santis
Speaker 1: is just like he's like a little leaf that's just
Speaker 1: in a wind and he's like, oh please, little gust,
Speaker 1: like take me to where I need to go. Lord
Speaker 1: is my shepherd. I shall not want. Like he's just
Speaker 1: waiting for like the cues on how to play every
Speaker 1: single you know thing to his advantage or not. But
Speaker 1: but until then, he's not gonna like take any kind
Speaker 1: of stand. So he won't condemn Donald Trump. He won't
Speaker 1: say Donald Trump legitimate legitimately lost the election. He won't.
Speaker 1: He will not come out on any side of anything.
Speaker 1: He just wants the Lord as a shepherd to guide
Speaker 1: him into the White House. And that's not gonna fly.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen like that. And so, I mean,
Speaker 1: one thing I think about all these stupid classified documents
Speaker 1: is like they're way too any classified documents generally like
Speaker 1: work over classifying everything. That doesn't mean yeah, throw it
Speaker 1: to the fucking blogs that everyone should watch and read everything. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it just means like clearly, you know how many more
Speaker 1: people have classified documents in their homes right now, in
Speaker 1: their third homes as fucking congress people, a lot of them. So,
Speaker 1: you know, I've been reading about, you know, David Dan
Speaker 1: of The American Prospect wrote this whole thing about like, actually,
Speaker 1: we've been over classifying things for decades. So it's just
Speaker 1: a it's an endless tit for tat story, But it
Speaker 1: is interesting in terms of maybe he does have stuff
Speaker 1: that's like, remember the alternate slate of electors that was
Speaker 1: supposed to be handed to him the day he was
Speaker 1: going to confirm the election results. Does he have those?
Speaker 1: Where are they? Was there an alternate plan? Who's the
Speaker 1: who's the Trump's lawyer? I'm blanking on his name who
Speaker 1: basically came up with the alternate slate of electors? Like,
Speaker 1: you know, there was a lot of like, this is
Speaker 1: our secret plan, dot Zer, We've we've sprayed it with
Speaker 1: per few. It's cool water, smells great, and we're gonna win,
Speaker 1: you know, like you you know, there's some ship that
Speaker 1: probably should get like glued back together at this point
Speaker 1: from you know, from the shredder that it went through,
Speaker 1: right m So, the the FBI began a consensual search
Speaker 1: of his house. But that so he's trying to portray
Speaker 1: it as him him being more like Biden, where he's
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, sure, let him in. But there was
Speaker 1: apparently rising tension between Pence and the DJ, specifically over
Speaker 1: the discussion about searching his house. Pence's team even accused
Speaker 1: the Justice Department of leaking details of appending search to
Speaker 1: the press in order to pressure him into cooperating. But
Speaker 1: I do go back to I don't think anyone actually
Speaker 1: gives a ship about classified documents in anyone's house other
Speaker 1: than Trump's. Trump, it makes sense that it would be
Speaker 1: a problem because it like you could actually see him
Speaker 1: trying to trade state secrets for like preferential text treatment
Speaker 1: in Dubai or something like that. You know, like he
Speaker 1: he has that vibe, and like, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: think anyone thinks Pence or Biden or any of these
Speaker 1: people is so. But it's just this logic trap that
Speaker 1: the mainstream media has fallen into that they're like, well,
Speaker 1: if we treated it seriously with Trump, you must treat
Speaker 1: it seriously with them, And it's like, oh god, that's
Speaker 1: that's absolutely bull Like nobody is worried that Pence is
Speaker 1: like engaging in like spycraft. Trump already showed the information.
Speaker 1: We know that, Like you know, he's already like made
Speaker 1: good on that if the deal's done. And but yeah,
Speaker 1: you got MPR being like, um, is it fair that
Speaker 1: the former vice president Biden did keep the just like
Speaker 1: shut the funk up? We know because Trump? We we
Speaker 1: know and like I hate to say this, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't care because it's my boy, but Biden is
Speaker 1: not my boy? Why does not anybody's boy? Sucks and sucks.
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about either of them having classed by documents. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh god, but I just have to say one of
Speaker 1: the lawyers who talked about the alternate state of electors,
Speaker 1: if you guys forgot his name, Kenneth Cheesebro. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a rough one, bro. What he walks into a
Speaker 1: law firm, They're like, it's like when someone named like
Speaker 1: Luke checks into a basketball game and everyone's like, uh, cheese,
Speaker 1: what's that from? I forget? Can I just say the
Speaker 1: rating like pens The reason Pence isn't what it's home
Speaker 1: rated is because you know, they don't. He doesn't want
Speaker 1: anyone to find out his little SNM dungeon with like
Speaker 1: weird pictures of like Mary Magdalene looking real fly you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was goa. He definitely strikes me as a dude
Speaker 1: that would have a basement full of like kneelers with
Speaker 1: nails in them, you know what I mean? Just like, alright, dude,
Speaker 1: nail is a design feature, not a bug. Yes, one
Speaker 1: thousand percent. Where he's like, I need to kneel and
Speaker 1: look at her brain. Oh god, yeah, it's some opus
Speaker 1: day weird aship m and a little bit of p
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, and a place to bleach your eyebrows. Yeah yeah, No,
Speaker 1: no one's asking what's in the eyebrow bleach? Alright, let's
Speaker 1: talk about this list. We talked about it last week.
Speaker 1: It's just a fun list to return to. These are
Speaker 1: new bits of social etiquette that New York Magazine is suggesting.
Speaker 1: Is it perfect? No? Is it elitist? Well I'll tell
Speaker 1: you that. The very first rule is you don't have
Speaker 1: to read everyone's book. We can't be expected to spend
Speaker 1: all our time at tablaising content by friends or friends
Speaker 1: of friends, like, so a way to start with one
Speaker 1: everyone can relate to. You know, all of my friends
Speaker 1: have books everyone it's just a written a memoir and
Speaker 1: I had just gotten around Oh my god. That's but
Speaker 1: they're a there's also good stuff, Like there's good stuff
Speaker 1: in there, like they're there are hundreds of these and
Speaker 1: that there's some good stuff. That we talked last week
Speaker 1: about one that was never tell anyone who you think
Speaker 1: they look like? That weird. It's just weird. It's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's both weird. It's bad for anyone who's doing the
Speaker 1: you know who you look like that you're about to
Speaker 1: say something that is gonna fuck you, like, funk that
Speaker 1: person up or whatever. But it's so it's so revealing
Speaker 1: that it's always interesting, Like I do want to know
Speaker 1: what they're gonna say. I'm not gonna like it, but
Speaker 1: I desperately want to know what the funk they're gonna say.
Speaker 1: That's why I always like, as someone who's mixed, like
Speaker 1: it's so funny because ethnicity really is in the eye
Speaker 1: of the beholder. People won't tag you be like is
Speaker 1: this your doppelganger? You're like, what are you? What world?
Speaker 1: But that being said Jack you dook, you do look
Speaker 1: like El Chapo's son. Yeah, I'm this came up. I
Speaker 1: did not talk about that, but yeah, you pointed out
Speaker 1: on Twitter that I do look a little like El
Speaker 1: Chappo son, who I was like, Yeah, I will take that.
Speaker 1: He is hot and very young guy. Yeah, he's hot, dangerous, young,
Speaker 1: great rows. I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: do it Google. I've never seen it. Looks like Google that,
Speaker 1: but it's just funny. Like as a fat person, I get.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've gotten Chrissie Mets from This is Us
Speaker 1: like twice since I've lived in natural and I could
Speaker 1: not look anything less like her other than we're both
Speaker 1: fat women. Like where I'm like, oh my god, what's
Speaker 1: anything like her? Nothing? Like not a stip. Like, we
Speaker 1: don't dress similarly. Our styles are not the same. We
Speaker 1: don't have the same hair color, we don't have the
Speaker 1: same eye color. The only thing we have is big
Speaker 1: round bodies with big round heads. Like that's literally it
Speaker 1: her makeups fly. I feel like, like that's it. Just
Speaker 1: don't look alike, right, and like what Yeah, but people,
Speaker 1: people are really reflective reflectively go to that a lot.
Speaker 1: I talked about how I got Walton Goggins one time
Speaker 1: and it ruined my days. I don't think that is
Speaker 1: very funny. Actor from Vice Vice Principles And did you
Speaker 1: just look him up? Yeah, Waldon Goggins is early man
Speaker 1: like look at his mom and it's like he's got
Speaker 1: chro magnum. Yeah, here's some news. So that those are
Speaker 1: the ones we talked about last week. Some some new
Speaker 1: new rules, because that's what they would have called it
Speaker 1: if Bill Maher had won to back up the phone?
Speaker 1: What's the uh? I said it? Were you going to
Speaker 1: break into one? Don't pick up the phone? So one
Speaker 1: is don't post our ip s for celebrities unless David
Speaker 1: Crosby was your actual uncle refrain. I think this is
Speaker 1: true if you're just posting a picture and being like
Speaker 1: ah man r I p that said. I love a
Speaker 1: celebrity story like and I feel like you get true
Speaker 1: and like wild stories about celebrities like behaving badly when
Speaker 1: they die or behaving like awesomely when they die. So
Speaker 1: I will allow a personal anecdote about said celebrity when
Speaker 1: the celebrity does personally what are you guys this thought?
Speaker 1: I'm with you on that. I think if you have
Speaker 1: a personal connection of some sort and it's to a
Speaker 1: degree that you feel compelled to do that, you know,
Speaker 1: and you've got, like you said, you've got some sort
Speaker 1: of anecdote or some sort of you know, relevance or
Speaker 1: an interesting sort of take. I think that that's mine.
Speaker 1: I do think it's weird when people post videos im
Speaker 1: like crying or like, you know what I mean, where
Speaker 1: they're like in tears and it's like you've never met
Speaker 1: that person. You don't know them, they don't know you.
Speaker 1: Like you've got to calm down, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: just handle that, processing whatever you need to do. But
Speaker 1: I don't want to involve the rest of us. But
Speaker 1: it's it's also be held in. You should are not
Speaker 1: held in. You should cry and do whatever you need
Speaker 1: to do, but it's you should also be embarrassed by
Speaker 1: that and not posted on main one thousand percent. I
Speaker 1: think it's weird to cry when some celebrity dies generally,
Speaker 1: but then I have to maybe admit something that's gonna
Speaker 1: get me a lot of hate. I think the closest
Speaker 1: I was to like crying when a celebrity died, call
Speaker 1: him a celebrity, call him a century socialist. When Hugo
Speaker 1: Chaves died, it sucked me up, you know, as a
Speaker 1: socialist as someone who's you know, believes in the Latin
Speaker 1: American left. Yes, he wasn't perfect, but reduced poverty by
Speaker 1: in that country extreme poverty. It sucked me up that
Speaker 1: he died Slash was given cancer by the CIA. Ops.
Speaker 1: Um No. But here's the thing. Here's what I don't
Speaker 1: like about posting our I p s of celebrities. It
Speaker 1: always makes me feel guilty that I didn't like that
Speaker 1: celebrity harder, so I would retroactively try to be cool
Speaker 1: and be like totally I knew Blankety Black, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like I'm not just googling them now
Speaker 1: and ordering their books. Yeah, another elitist one. You and
Speaker 1: Bobby de Niro may go way back, but to everyone else,
Speaker 1: he's Robert. This is true. This always makes me hate
Speaker 1: the celebrity a little bit, But it's also like a
Speaker 1: fun way, Like I think celebrities should keep doing it
Speaker 1: because it reminds us that they are not like us
Speaker 1: and they're trash. But it like, who is the intended
Speaker 1: audience of this article? Like that that was like this one?
Speaker 1: Is this just for like James Marsden, like the it's
Speaker 1: a very random thing, like this person must have been
Speaker 1: like around some real d bags that are just like
Speaker 1: referring to like are they just like randomly referring to Bobby,
Speaker 1: Oh no, Bobby, who oh DeNiro you know Bobby, Like
Speaker 1: how is this? How often is this happening? That this
Speaker 1: made this article the time editors and they assumed to
Speaker 1: the rest of us. I guess he was like one
Speaker 1: dinner that he felt on the out of and he
Speaker 1: was like, you know what rules Like that's what It
Speaker 1: also feels kind of like a troll. Like I've read
Speaker 1: all of these. I feel like some of them are
Speaker 1: pretty satirical. Like one of them is like, don't wake
Speaker 1: up your partner ever. Ever, if you think there's an intruder,
Speaker 1: work it out, deal with it. It's like, yeah, which
Speaker 1: is true because I always think there's an intruder and
Speaker 1: there definitely is not, but maybe there is, and I
Speaker 1: have woken my partner, But like, oh, I'm not supposed
Speaker 1: to use partner unless quote, you want to get something
Speaker 1: out of it, according to him, which is like straight
Speaker 1: people can't use partner unless it's like there's an angle,
Speaker 1: to which I'm like, that's terrible. That's that's super terrible.
Speaker 1: Like I take such umbrage with that because like I'm
Speaker 1: a forty five year old woman, I don't have a
Speaker 1: boyfriend one of my sixteen Like that's just ridiculous, like
Speaker 1: that is. And also like as women, I think in general,
Speaker 1: women are more comfortable using the word boyfriend, Like whether
Speaker 1: we're two or one, we will use that because it's
Speaker 1: like we want to say we have one. But like
Speaker 1: men have been avoiding the word girlfriend forever, like there's
Speaker 1: nothing like my friend, like and then as they get older,
Speaker 1: it just gets worse. Like some fifty year old man's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is my lady friend, where it's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: get it, broke, you still fuck? Like you know, why
Speaker 1: do you? Partners? Partner is the best word. That's who
Speaker 1: that person is. It is your partner in life. Like,
Speaker 1: but I've also been on the other side web said partner,
Speaker 1: people like oh what does she do? And I'm like, uh,
Speaker 1: excuse me, how do you not know that? What? Like
Speaker 1: just to assume that I am gay because I use that,
Speaker 1: you know, not that there's anything wrong with that, but
Speaker 1: it's like it's just it's so silly to me, like
Speaker 1: what an antiquated version, Like we're still hung up on
Speaker 1: this if you're not married, that like you can't use
Speaker 1: long enough. It's not long enough. It's it should be
Speaker 1: normalized and without and it can be open whether you
Speaker 1: know that person same sex or not. It should justly.
Speaker 1: And also if there's an intruder in my house, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna have to wake up because he's gonna be awakened.
Speaker 1: That person is gonna have a fucking gun in their face,
Speaker 1: So I don't like not in my house. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Like I've got cameras, I got things for a reason.
Speaker 1: And if I get up first, they're gonna have two
Speaker 1: guns in their face like that, it's gonna be both
Speaker 1: of us. But if they track mud in the house,
Speaker 1: you will pop that rug right in the washer, and
Speaker 1: it's gotta be fine. That's what I'm saying. Shoot someone,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, get rid of that body,
Speaker 1: dig a hole. I'll let that rug. It's just because
Speaker 1: you anything, because you wanna you know, it's a it's
Speaker 1: a hassle to bring the police in and stuff, and
Speaker 1: you're self sufficient exac all right. One that I wanna
Speaker 1: induct into the like these need to be absolute rules
Speaker 1: for everyone. The other two where the celebrity lookalikes. And
Speaker 1: also white people only get to pronounce fifty cent like
Speaker 1: I just did. They don't get to do that is
Speaker 1: the other. Yeah, I think those are two rules that
Speaker 1: need to be everybody needs to agree on that. I
Speaker 1: think this one, why are we still talking about? Like
Speaker 1: why is that? Like? Who who are these these allegiance
Speaker 1: of people that are still I say, never stop talking
Speaker 1: about fifty cent? What about flow right up? How? How?
Speaker 1: How can how how do we treat that one? I
Speaker 1: think just insist on pronouncing it Florida and uh, just
Speaker 1: own just steer into the whiteness and irrelevance. Florida Florida
Speaker 1: one was a wonderful rapper with a terrible hairline. That's
Speaker 1: right for group dinners. This, this isn't even funny. This
Speaker 1: is just one that I want to add to the
Speaker 1: you know, the ten commandments for group dinners with friends,
Speaker 1: always split the bill evenly. But if you're drinking and
Speaker 1: I'm not offered to pay the entire tip, yes, yes, perfect, yes,
Speaker 1: consense the itemizing of it and like being like let
Speaker 1: me see here just just leads to chaos. And then yes,
Speaker 1: people who don't drink, it's it's not fun to really
Speaker 1: not fun to pay for other people's alcohol. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that's not great. It's not the end of the world.
Speaker 1: But like it's it's a very courteous thing to do,
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, since you didn't drink, you I'll
Speaker 1: pay for the tip anyway. But but you have but
Speaker 1: you can't, like you have to offer if you're the
Speaker 1: one who didn't drink, how do you ride that? Very difficult.
Speaker 1: Also another one, I just want to induct. Saw someone shoplifting?
Speaker 1: No you didn't agree with that, Yeah, shut the fun
Speaker 1: quite doc, Karen, anything in general that is a crime
Speaker 1: against a piece of property. Shut the funk up. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's not that's not a person, So you can really
Speaker 1: also saw someone digging in the trash, Just let it go.
Speaker 1: Let you in your crap. It's fine, it's fine, it's trash,
Speaker 1: you put it there, unless they're like clearly a ci age,
Speaker 1: in which case you might want to just introduce your yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, c All right, let's take a quick break,
Speaker 1: we'll come back. We'll talk about Titanic, and we're back.
Speaker 1: And did you guys, did you guys catch the the
Speaker 1: Jesus themed ads? Yes? And I was very confused and scared.
Speaker 1: I was very I was I was watching. I went
Speaker 1: to the Super Bowl and watched it at the Soho
Speaker 1: House last night. Okay, okay, oh you know you know,
Speaker 1: we was ready and there was a lot of black
Speaker 1: folks in there, and we was watching this ship, you know,
Speaker 1: in the big as rooms, and and when it was
Speaker 1: all these images of just angry people, it was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is it? Because we weren't really watching
Speaker 1: the commercials, but like that one like made everybody like
Speaker 1: stop and turn and started watching it because it was
Speaker 1: just a bunch of images of people being angry and
Speaker 1: people pointing at each other or kids standing on each
Speaker 1: other to pe these weird fucking images. And then it
Speaker 1: would just be like Jesus, Yes, I bought a space
Speaker 1: for the super Bowl, and why was expensive? You know,
Speaker 1: much work of Jesus you could have done with the
Speaker 1: payment of Super Bowl ads for Jesus, like I haven't.
Speaker 1: I think we did enough, you know, colonizing and crusading
Speaker 1: for people to know about Jesus. Okay, y'all, y'all n
Speaker 1: the guys of Jesus. And while y'all was sealing stuff
Speaker 1: for poor people, we know about him. When the Beatles
Speaker 1: were the most famous people in the world. They said
Speaker 1: they were as famous as Jesus, and everyone was so
Speaker 1: furious that they like canceled the Beatles for for saying that.
Speaker 1: So they're pretty they're pretty well known. Like I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl commercial lunch your point lazy. They've probably
Speaker 1: cost around twenty million dollars people, insane? So how many
Speaker 1: people have given their money to this organization under the
Speaker 1: guys of like the Lanthropy and Christ and all the
Speaker 1: things that people who love Jesus the most never do
Speaker 1: because everybody who really bangs with Jesus super super hard
Speaker 1: and likes to throw him in other people's faces, they
Speaker 1: don't ever do anything that he said like charity, you know,
Speaker 1: like helping one another, love in that neighbor, they harm
Speaker 1: that neighbor. Like they're like, it's so confusing to me,
Speaker 1: but also it's disgusting to me, Like we really need
Speaker 1: to like bullied him. I'm a sper bullied him right
Speaker 1: after this because they could have done so much good
Speaker 1: with that money and instead they decided to flex with
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl at Like it's like oh Snoop Dogg
Speaker 1: and Martha Stewart and now Jeus us. I don't even
Speaker 1: I really don't even get it, Like what us is
Speaker 1: there in his name? There's no eyes Jesus? But there
Speaker 1: isn't that's true, doesn't you though? You on ats like
Speaker 1: at least make that ship funny man, Like you know,
Speaker 1: like if it would have been a funny Jesus commercial
Speaker 1: party would went to church next Sunday, you know, a
Speaker 1: churchy like he on the cross and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: y'all act right for me. Look what I did, Look
Speaker 1: what I did. Have you ever had you stub your
Speaker 1: toe and cry? I had nails and my feet, people
Speaker 1: and the sextiest body up here, y'all shredded. So the
Speaker 1: ads are all being run by the Signatory, which sounds
Speaker 1: like some ship a villain would say. Like it sounds
Speaker 1: like how a villain would call Signatory Welcome Tony. It's
Speaker 1: a Christian foundation that raises money for causes that they
Speaker 1: claim inspire and facilitate revolutionary biblical generosity. That's a that's
Speaker 1: a freaking Ponzi scate money laundering. That's a bully. So
Speaker 1: you're telling me your whole y'all just raise awarenesssist. They're like, ya,
Speaker 1: we got thirty million awareness asists tonight. What is that doing?
Speaker 1: The awareness is, says, meter is off the off the
Speaker 1: church job. So, according to Fox News, AOC was roasted
Speaker 1: by conservatives for criticizing the campaign after she tweeted something
Speaker 1: tells me Jesus would not spend millions of dollars on
Speaker 1: Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benid and people
Speaker 1: were like, what, These heads are part of an effort
Speaker 1: to spread the message of Jesus too. Lgbt Q plus
Speaker 1: people and other communities that have like felt unwelcome by Christianity.
Speaker 1: So what are you talking about? Except it turns out
Speaker 1: the Signatory also known as Servant Foundation, has reportedly donated
Speaker 1: more than fifty million dollars to the Alliance Defending Freedom,
Speaker 1: which you know by that title is it can't be
Speaker 1: Good designated as an anti lgbt Q plus hate group
Speaker 1: by the Southern Poverty Law Center. So so what do
Speaker 1: they need fifty million dollars for? So they can go
Speaker 1: to Joan's fab Risks or hobby Lobby because that's the
Speaker 1: real oppressor. They can go to hobby Lobby and get
Speaker 1: get cardboard car stock so that they can go harass
Speaker 1: the gays that brunch because that's what they do, like
Speaker 1: like and also you have to be so bored and
Speaker 1: so sad in your life to be like, where are
Speaker 1: the gays having brunch? Gonna get on Yale and then
Speaker 1: and then you'll have a poster sign make it party,
Speaker 1: and then y'all go outside of the brunch. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: meeting at noon. That's when they like to get there
Speaker 1: and just stand outside and be like, we don't like you. What,
Speaker 1: especially because bruch be good, like sit down to eat
Speaker 1: a waffle. You mean to tell me you holding this
Speaker 1: sign is better than you eating some French toast with
Speaker 1: some maple up and some mimosas. Come on, now, they're
Speaker 1: just out there with like dry cereal and it's good too.
Speaker 1: That's why they're mad. That's why they're mad. They got
Speaker 1: brand flakes and ship what people? Why? Why everybody? Why
Speaker 1: the gaze is eating like sucking, they're poached eggs and
Speaker 1: they are mad about it and they are mad. I'm sad.
Speaker 1: I'm about to get involved in head groups because it's
Speaker 1: such a great scam, like right, like I'm just making
Speaker 1: a company call for hate and just ask haters to
Speaker 1: give me money. I'm not gonna tell them what I'm
Speaker 1: doing with it. But I'm like, no, don't worry'all gonna
Speaker 1: we're gonna get the hate up. Just do the opposite
Speaker 1: of this, Yeah, just do an openly hateful group and
Speaker 1: then secretly spend the money on good things, because that's
Speaker 1: what they're doing. But they're not spending on good things.
Speaker 1: There's just pocketing it. It's all of fronts by good things.
Speaker 1: I mean brunch, spending it on good things like brunch.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see me at the brunch mother. They're writing
Speaker 1: being gay as I'm like, dam, I'm like, I'm getting
Speaker 1: on the inside. Don't put my cover. They also helped
Speaker 1: draft the Mississippi abortion law at the heart of the
Speaker 1: Supreme Court decision last year allowing to spand the procedure
Speaker 1: currently leading a new Supreme Court case arguing that businesses
Speaker 1: should be able to discriminate against lgbt Q plus customers.
Speaker 1: So it's the opposite of all the things that they're claiming.
Speaker 1: There's they're doing the work of trying to address. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're trying to address the pr front. You know, like
Speaker 1: it would be like the what whatever this train company's
Speaker 1: name is, like next year, just like running an ad
Speaker 1: about how they're all about the people and fuck chemicals
Speaker 1: or something, you know, And honestly, tie commercials look more
Speaker 1: like ads for Jesus than those Jesus adds, dude, like
Speaker 1: time commercials or commercials for like drugs, like medications, where
Speaker 1: they're like biking and then they're in a tub and
Speaker 1: then like outside blowing one of those little flowers that
Speaker 1: like all the little seeds go around daylines like those
Speaker 1: look like commercials for Jesus, like oh, we're helping, we're out,
Speaker 1: we're living. But they just showed us like a bunch
Speaker 1: of people yelling and it was in black and white,
Speaker 1: and it was kind of scary, and it was like,
Speaker 1: why is this like Old Testament? Like why are you
Speaker 1: trying to terrify us? During the single bul they I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, they literally had a picture on one because
Speaker 1: they ran like four commercials last night or some ship.
Speaker 1: They had a picture that showed a little boy on
Speaker 1: his fours, on his hands and knees with another kids
Speaker 1: standing on him pissing in the urinal, and I was
Speaker 1: that was one of the pictures, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what the funk is this commercial? These are the weird
Speaker 1: that's the weirdest. You know what that makes me think
Speaker 1: of the love of Jesus. Yeah, that's what Jesus would
Speaker 1: have done, Jesus his hands and knees so that I
Speaker 1: could reach there and all. Also, the commercials at the
Speaker 1: super Bowl in general were just like where everything is
Speaker 1: just devolving in front of my eyes. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we'll just get influencers and celebrities and that'll make it
Speaker 1: funny and good. It's like, this used to be fun.
Speaker 1: I used to like watching the commercials. We turned the
Speaker 1: music up this this year, We're like this is terrible.
Speaker 1: Like I didn't even give a shit about the commercials
Speaker 1: this year. They used to be very fun. Also, companies
Speaker 1: now start promoting their Super Bowl commercial and like like
Speaker 1: three or four weeks before or Land Foundation for like
Speaker 1: the reveal of the commercial even though they had about
Speaker 1: six seven commercials, like the eminem ship with Mia Rudolph.
Speaker 1: Look I love my Rudolph, but like, man, that was
Speaker 1: just so boring and such a trash cabine and it
Speaker 1: didn't make sense. It wasn't funny. It makes me mad.
Speaker 1: Bring back if Trump want to win the presidency makes
Speaker 1: super Bowl commercials great again? All right? Fun stuff? Like
Speaker 1: I bring it back every day at the beginning of
Speaker 1: a zoom calls, you know, every zoomin. That's my friend,
Speaker 1: thank you. Not being a lot of practice I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie a lot of practice lazy. That's mainly what
Speaker 1: I've been working on since I saw you paid. Let
Speaker 1: me know if you need me to donate to your
Speaker 1: practice funds. We used to spoof commercials, remember that, Like
Speaker 1: that commercial was spoofed and scary movie. Like I can't
Speaker 1: even think of a commercial that would be spoof today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: besides this Jesus commercial. Actually maybe the Jesus commercial does
Speaker 1: what the Jesus commercial is iconic. Honestly, it was a
Speaker 1: hit camp camp. What if they were like, well, we
Speaker 1: just liked it because of Jesus commercial is camped and
Speaker 1: Megan three and we got the commercials. Did you see
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it yet. I actually heard y'all talk
Speaker 1: think about I gotta see it, but it's camp and
Speaker 1: loves it. So also that Jesus Jesus they on that sorry,
Speaker 1: just what one last detail on this because you did
Speaker 1: mention a hobby lobby. So on the website for He
Speaker 1: Gets Us, they talk about how Jesus promoted women's equality,
Speaker 1: which is a little undercut by the fact that one
Speaker 1: of the campaign's vocal donors is Hobby Lobby co founder
Speaker 1: David Green, the man himself, who has supported anti lgbt
Speaker 1: Q legislation, waged a year's long legal fight to deny
Speaker 1: medical coverage for contraception on the basis of religious beliefs. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: like the very person that you would assume is involved
Speaker 1: in this and like that that is most known for
Speaker 1: opposing the sorts of messages they were trying to claim,
Speaker 1: like Jesus is on board with this, is is involved.
Speaker 1: It's like they were like, well, we gotta get the
Speaker 1: main bad guy involved. All this time, I thought the
Speaker 1: hobby was like nitt in a. Aren't the hobby is hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: gotta practice. Yeah, But it's it really is the equivalent
Speaker 1: of like a youth group pastor who like sits down,
Speaker 1: like puts his hat on backwards, and it's like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I get it, Like I wanna you know, Jesus was
Speaker 1: just cool and like he just liked to rap with
Speaker 1: his friends, turns his seat backwards, and then like by
Speaker 1: the end of the month of youth group, he's like
Speaker 1: talking to you about masturbating and how it's like the
Speaker 1: devil wants to kill you because you've masturbated or some ship.
Speaker 1: It's just the bait and switch, that old bait and switch,
Speaker 1: cool cool pastor, And I'm not falling for it anymore.
Speaker 1: I was just involved in a youth group and got scammed.
Speaker 1: You guys, I gotta gotta stuff going to Christian gotta
Speaker 1: stop going to Christian youth groups. I got it's uh,
Speaker 1: why is this girl man here? Once I hit my forties,
Speaker 1: they were like, maybe not, but I'm still youthful about
Speaker 1: thank you the age cap on this, Okay, I have
Speaker 1: belonging with the youth. Get the Jesus love doesn't have
Speaker 1: a number. But now I get it. I understand they
Speaker 1: hate groups more because I used to be like why
Speaker 1: do they want to be a people's business, But I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a griff. They're just doing your money and using
Speaker 1: it for whatever they want. And like you don't really
Speaker 1: have to try and much out when you're for hate,
Speaker 1: Like you know, it's not much that you can like
Speaker 1: show for that that is, like you know a spreadsheet
Speaker 1: of like look how many hates we did this week?
Speaker 1: Like we're doing the work like you can spend the
Speaker 1: money out iver you want. It's a griff eat. All right,
Speaker 1: that's gonna do it. For this week's weekly Zeitgeist, please
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Speaker 1: I hope you're having a great weekend and I will
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