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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The

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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. Uh These are some of our favorite segments

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Speaker 1: from this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment

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Speaker 1: laugh stravaganza. Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is

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Speaker 1: the Weekly Zeitgeist. In our third seat. A comedian actress

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Speaker 1: podcaster who you know from Florida Girls, a Black Lady

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Speaker 1: sketch show, I Carley from her podcast gam got us

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Speaker 1: before all that, from being a guest on this very podcast,

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Speaker 1: our most requested return guest. Holy ship, she's back. It's

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Speaker 1: Lazy Moda who Shag's Florida's You really reached back to

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Speaker 1: the back of the MTB. Also love that you ended

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Speaker 1: with And also, but don't forget that, like I'm her

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Speaker 1: podcast father, it's right before all of that count her

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Speaker 1: and it's made her come to an alley in Santa

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Speaker 1: Monica and don't get all forget it. Also, rather we work,

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Speaker 1: which is a scam, so oh my god. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: ultimate scam. Yeah, it's all a scam. It turns out,

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Speaker 1: I think that's what we've discovered. The whole fucking thing

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Speaker 1: is a scam. It scams all the way down life

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Speaker 1: lazy so good, to have you back. How have you been?

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I have been absolute trash. You know,

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Speaker 1: every day scratching is surviving, trying to like do good habits.

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Speaker 1: I recently realized something that took me probably too long,

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Speaker 1: that you have to work out not just because you

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Speaker 1: want to look cute in on Instagram, but because, like

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Speaker 1: you need the endorphins to regulate your mental health. And

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Speaker 1: why do I feel horrible all the time and then

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Speaker 1: start working out again? I was like, oh my brain, okay, cool, cool,

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Speaker 1: cool cool. So yeah, yeah, even just like a walk

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Speaker 1: like nature really be naturing. I went out into the

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Speaker 1: nature this week. Have you ever been tree people in

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Speaker 1: l A? Have I ever been a tree peeple place?

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Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about, but it sounds like

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Speaker 1: somewhere black people aren't welcome, so I've never been. It

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Speaker 1: does kind of give that. No, it's actually really cute

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Speaker 1: and like hippiest. And people donate trees like I guess

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Speaker 1: when they die or whatever, they donate like themselves to

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Speaker 1: become trees, and when they die, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: they're in the trees. And I was curious about that. No,

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Speaker 1: one sounds like very morbid, you're like walking through a

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Speaker 1: beautiful forest and you're like, that was a human at

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Speaker 1: one time. That's that's Timmy over there. My blooding guts

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Speaker 1: nourished the roots of this tree. Honestly, I would go

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Speaker 1: man like if that was the if that was the premise,

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Speaker 1: I would go to that ship every day. I'm glad

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Speaker 1: that you did the Black His three monthing, because my

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Speaker 1: Black History Month hasn't been that great. I got a ticket,

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Speaker 1: see yeah, from the police for speeding. Now did I

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Speaker 1: deserve it? Listen? I was late. I'm four hundred years

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Speaker 1: late because of the police. Hear me out, four hundred

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Speaker 1: years late because of oppression. Okay, so I got a

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Speaker 1: speed I gotta do sixty six and thirty five. That's

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Speaker 1: my business. We gotta we gotta, we gotta make up

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Speaker 1: for lost time. That's why we gotta get there quicker exactly.

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Speaker 1: He said, where were you going? I should have said

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Speaker 1: to freedom and then maybe we got out of the ticket.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think of any of this at the time.

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Speaker 1: I was just hoping I ain't getting you know, you're

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Speaker 1: not the consta. So I was just like, sorry, Mr

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Speaker 1: sur please, I was bro back to blue. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say I'm gonna say you didn't deserve it. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say you didn't deserve it. I didn't. I didn't deserve

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Speaker 1: I didn't get Beyonce co and I don't deserve that.

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Speaker 1: During Black History Month, I know there's some I know

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Speaker 1: there's some white folks out there that got the codes

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Speaker 1: for Beyonce that y'all didn't. Y'all didn't come up off

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Speaker 1: the codes for your black brothers and sistance, and I

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Speaker 1: see you. I just want you all to know that

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Speaker 1: that would have been a light ship. I got the

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Speaker 1: code last night. Though I'm in their MetLife Stadium and

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Speaker 1: good View nice. I'm like, I'm not gonna get Beyonce

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Speaker 1: sweat on me, which is what I wanted. But but

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Speaker 1: I am gonna see you know her pores so yo.

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Speaker 1: When the ticket is so expensive, Lacy can't get Beyonce

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Speaker 1: sweating on it because Lacey out here bawling out of control.

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Speaker 1: Y'all that, yeah, I am poor. Stop that. Why could

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Speaker 1: you say something so egregious? When they eat the rich,

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Speaker 1: they're not coming from me with THEE I will be

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Speaker 1: eating with everybody else. I feel like the Beyonce tickets

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Speaker 1: are the latest, like not since the like people were

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Speaker 1: getting the shot, like and and people wanted the shot

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Speaker 1: or like did you know like that everybody wanted the

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Speaker 1: same shot and the like it's the great Beyonce tickets

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Speaker 1: are the great equalizer where it's like every he wants

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Speaker 1: these tickets and if you get it, you are just

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Speaker 1: a better human being then I think the rest of us.

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Speaker 1: So which which checks out? I mean, yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have a code to come up off of. Unfortunately, Yeah, Jack,

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Speaker 1: why don't you give us your code? Yeah we were

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Speaker 1: talking about you. Yeah, yeah you can. You can tell

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Speaker 1: I give off vibes like I have Beyonce code. You

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Speaker 1: actually do you? Actually you get them? You dont get them?

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Speaker 1: I heart codes. I didn't, Yeah I did. I do

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Speaker 1: think I heart had like something that was allowing people

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Speaker 1: to like get in line or something. But I don't

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Speaker 1: think it was allowing people to get in a line

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Speaker 1: that led to getting Beyonce sweat on them. My thing

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Speaker 1: is like I'm tired of the resellers, Like I'm a scammer.

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Speaker 1: I love scam culture. However, like do the work, like

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Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian said, like nobody wants to work these days,

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Speaker 1: Like How are you just going to have a bot

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Speaker 1: steal a bunch of tickets and then flip them online. Like,

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Speaker 1: if you want to flip a ticket, you should have

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Speaker 1: to go in person like they did in the olden

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Speaker 1: days and scalp and have them inside of your jacket.

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Speaker 1: You gotta wear a trench coat. It's gotta be long,

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Speaker 1: and you gotta have a massager jacket like hustle man,

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Speaker 1: and you gotta, you know, show your wears out in

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Speaker 1: the parking lot. Like, I don't like that you can

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Speaker 1: just steal them on the internet and flip them on

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Speaker 1: the internet. That there's no work involved in that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just a bunch of like Stanford computer science grads are

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Speaker 1: like controlling the all the tickets to all the shows

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Speaker 1: in the history of Yeah, boo, I don't like it, Raphael.

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Speaker 1: We like to ask our guests, what is something from

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Speaker 1: your search history? So the last thing I was listening

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Speaker 1: to another podcast, and I think New York we don't

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Speaker 1: acknowledge that does exist. It doesn't exist anymore. It's gone. Actually,

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Speaker 1: the last thing from my search was was ironically about

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Speaker 1: being there. They're plot its way back to elevance. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: with with that creepy chat GPT that those college estays. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was like down that rabbit hole. And it's scary

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Speaker 1: because you know, we watched Google make smart people smarter

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Speaker 1: you don't know how to use it, you might draw

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Speaker 1: the wrong conclusions. Yeah, it's got controlled by billiadaire monopolies

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Speaker 1: and AI itself still racist. The feeling lucky button on

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Speaker 1: Google was wordy like that's what they've decided to go with.

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Speaker 1: Here a little nervous, I'm feeling lucky and I will

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Speaker 1: got shut up. My favorite type of people just constantly

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Speaker 1: feeling lucky regardless of you know, outward indications for results.

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Speaker 1: And I just can't can't shut the funk up. So

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Speaker 1: what would you learn? What would you have you? Did

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Speaker 1: you see any of the results? I think I saw

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Speaker 1: some results where somebody was like, where is the avatar showing?

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Speaker 1: And it wound up with them like down a very

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Speaker 1: strange path. What I do is I don't have the

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Speaker 1: that's like private access to test it out right now,

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Speaker 1: but I test out other aies. I work with a

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Speaker 1: group called Athena Coalition, and we oppose Amazon, and they

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Speaker 1: are authors of their own AI stuff and and things

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Speaker 1: that hunt that they sell to like governments to oppress

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Speaker 1: their people. And it's really scary what's out there. Like

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Speaker 1: if you ask your basic questions a lot of these aies,

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Speaker 1: you could see what they call guardrails, but really they

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Speaker 1: actually like you could see its censoring results. You could

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Speaker 1: see it, you know, saying like no, you don't. Like

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Speaker 1: if you ask about armed revolution, you'll see them always responding,

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Speaker 1: you know, like yes, the most successful ways historically to

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Speaker 1: change oppressive systems have been violent revolutions. But however, however,

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Speaker 1: not for you anymore. No no, no, no, no, no

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Speaker 1: no no. Here's one very carefully selected sentence from the

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Speaker 1: I have a dream speech so that I just love

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Speaker 1: AI is like even the uncensored version of it. It's

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Speaker 1: just like this whole thing is like educated on number one,

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Speaker 1: the totality of the Internet taken credulously, and number two

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Speaker 1: like people who love AI, like that's who interacts with

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Speaker 1: it most and guess what, people who love AI are

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Speaker 1: fucking creeps. So like like on the whole any listeners

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Speaker 1: Andrew Yang would reply with, Yeah, God, that fucker. He's

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Speaker 1: a ruining being Andrew and about my age and Chinese

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Speaker 1: I forgot. Hey, what if some of you think is

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Speaker 1: over in? Thank you for asking Jack? Hey, Nick, what's

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Speaker 1: something you think is overrated? Now this question is out

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Speaker 1: of left field, but I think I have an answer.

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Speaker 1: Chubby Checker. Oh Jumy Checker is overrated. Take that. I

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Speaker 1: think it's correct. Okay, now it might not be the

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Speaker 1: most timely take, but well I just heard of him.

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Speaker 1: Where these damn kids tell you about Chuffy Checker? Man,

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Speaker 1: shut the funk up forever. We need to talk about

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Speaker 1: Chubby Checker. If you see he's probably ninety, but if

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Speaker 1: you see him, he has an impeccable hairline and hair

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Speaker 1: does he is here, He's still alive. A team the

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Speaker 1: same team that that did makeup in Hair on the Whale.

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Speaker 1: So Chuffy Checker, we all love him. He's the twist guy.

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Speaker 1: He brought a picture of him in two thousand five. Amazing,

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Speaker 1: he looks amazing. Was he like twelve when he was famous,

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Speaker 1: because he's only eighty one now? Uh no, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, but I feel like he was maybe a

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Speaker 1: famous in like the early sixties? So in yeah, nineteen

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Speaker 1: sixties when his big song came out, so he was nineteen.

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Speaker 1: He looked like a middle aged I guess everyone looked

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Speaker 1: like a middle aged person back then. Style. Also, he's

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Speaker 1: probably you know, the heft helps and he's very tall.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy that he's still chubby. Yeah, well you can't

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Speaker 1: lose your I mean, you know, at this point, if

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Speaker 1: he comes out skinny, who's going to be No one

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Speaker 1: wants with skinny Checkers. Yeah, skinny Chess, no thing. So okay,

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Speaker 1: everybody thinks they love the Twist. It's a dance that

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Speaker 1: you know, you anyone can do because they're literally moving

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Speaker 1: right to left. Yeah, almost not a dance. So in

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Speaker 1: nineteen six for Ubby Checker at nineteen releases Let's do

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Speaker 1: the Twist and it's number one hit. It does great.

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Speaker 1: He's a genius. So then in nineteen sixty one, the

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Speaker 1: label comes back and they say, Chubby, you did it,

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Speaker 1: and you gotta do it again? Okay, what you gotta

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Speaker 1: give us something else? Yeah? So then Chubby's like, you

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Speaker 1: know what, guys, I'm not full of ideas. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: think of another dance. So in nineteen sixty one he's

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Speaker 1: at least de Santis, who I think will absolutely just

421
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Speaker 1: implode going up against Trump because he can't. He won't.

422
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,479
Speaker 1: Everyone's still scared to go against Trump. But de Santis

423
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 1: is just like he's like a little leaf that's just

424
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: in a wind and he's like, oh please, little gust,

425
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 1: like take me to where I need to go. Lord

426
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 1: is my shepherd. I shall not want. Like he's just

427
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 1: waiting for like the cues on how to play every

428
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 1: single you know thing to his advantage or not. But

429
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 1: but until then, he's not gonna like take any kind

430
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: of stand. So he won't condemn Donald Trump. He won't

431
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 1: say Donald Trump legitimate legitimately lost the election. He won't.

432
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 1: He will not come out on any side of anything.

433
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: He just wants the Lord as a shepherd to guide

434
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 1: him into the White House. And that's not gonna fly.

435
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen like that. And so, I mean,

436
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,120
Speaker 1: one thing I think about all these stupid classified documents

437
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: is like they're way too any classified documents generally like

438
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 1: work over classifying everything. That doesn't mean yeah, throw it

439
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: to the fucking blogs that everyone should watch and read everything. No, no, no,

440
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 1: it just means like clearly, you know how many more

441
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: people have classified documents in their homes right now, in

442
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 1: their third homes as fucking congress people, a lot of them. So,

443
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 1: you know, I've been reading about, you know, David Dan

444
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 1: of The American Prospect wrote this whole thing about like, actually,

445
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 1: we've been over classifying things for decades. So it's just

446
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: a it's an endless tit for tat story, But it

447
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 1: is interesting in terms of maybe he does have stuff

448
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: that's like, remember the alternate slate of electors that was

449
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 1: supposed to be handed to him the day he was

450
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: going to confirm the election results. Does he have those?

451
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 1: Where are they? Was there an alternate plan? Who's the

452
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 1: who's the Trump's lawyer? I'm blanking on his name who

453
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: basically came up with the alternate slate of electors? Like,

454
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 1: you know, there was a lot of like, this is

455
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 1: our secret plan, dot Zer, We've we've sprayed it with

456
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: per few. It's cool water, smells great, and we're gonna win,

457
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: you know, like you you know, there's some ship that

458
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 1: probably should get like glued back together at this point

459
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,120
Speaker 1: from you know, from the shredder that it went through,

460
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: right m So, the the FBI began a consensual search

461
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: of his house. But that so he's trying to portray

462
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: it as him him being more like Biden, where he's

463
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, sure, let him in. But there was

464
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 1: apparently rising tension between Pence and the DJ, specifically over

465
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 1: the discussion about searching his house. Pence's team even accused

466
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: the Justice Department of leaking details of appending search to

467
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: the press in order to pressure him into cooperating. But

468
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: I do go back to I don't think anyone actually

469
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 1: gives a ship about classified documents in anyone's house other

470
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: than Trump's. Trump, it makes sense that it would be

471
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: a problem because it like you could actually see him

472
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: trying to trade state secrets for like preferential text treatment

473
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: in Dubai or something like that. You know, like he

474
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: he has that vibe, and like, I don't. I don't

475
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: think anyone thinks Pence or Biden or any of these

476
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: people is so. But it's just this logic trap that

477
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: the mainstream media has fallen into that they're like, well,

478
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: if we treated it seriously with Trump, you must treat

479
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: it seriously with them, And it's like, oh god, that's

480
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: that's absolutely bull Like nobody is worried that Pence is

481
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: like engaging in like spycraft. Trump already showed the information.

482
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: We know that, Like you know, he's already like made

483
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: good on that if the deal's done. And but yeah,

484
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: you got MPR being like, um, is it fair that

485
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: the former vice president Biden did keep the just like

486
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: shut the funk up? We know because Trump? We we

487
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,239
Speaker 1: know and like I hate to say this, like, oh,

488
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: I don't care because it's my boy, but Biden is

489
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: not my boy? Why does not anybody's boy? Sucks and sucks.

490
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about either of them having classed by documents. Yeah,

491
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: oh god, but I just have to say one of

492
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: the lawyers who talked about the alternate state of electors,

493
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: if you guys forgot his name, Kenneth Cheesebro. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

494
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: that's a rough one, bro. What he walks into a

495
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: law firm, They're like, it's like when someone named like

496
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: Luke checks into a basketball game and everyone's like, uh, cheese,

497
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: what's that from? I forget? Can I just say the

498
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: rating like pens The reason Pence isn't what it's home

499
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: rated is because you know, they don't. He doesn't want

500
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: anyone to find out his little SNM dungeon with like

501
00:30:54,840 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: weird pictures of like Mary Magdalene looking real fly you know, yeah,

502
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 1: I was goa. He definitely strikes me as a dude

503
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: that would have a basement full of like kneelers with

504
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: nails in them, you know what I mean? Just like, alright, dude,

505
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: nail is a design feature, not a bug. Yes, one

506
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: thousand percent. Where he's like, I need to kneel and

507
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: look at her brain. Oh god, yeah, it's some opus

508
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 1: day weird aship m and a little bit of p

509
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, and a place to bleach your eyebrows. Yeah yeah, No,

510
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: no one's asking what's in the eyebrow bleach? Alright, let's

511
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: talk about this list. We talked about it last week.

512
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: It's just a fun list to return to. These are

513
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: new bits of social etiquette that New York Magazine is suggesting.

514
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: Is it perfect? No? Is it elitist? Well I'll tell

515
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: you that. The very first rule is you don't have

516
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: to read everyone's book. We can't be expected to spend

517
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 1: all our time at tablaising content by friends or friends

518
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: of friends, like, so a way to start with one

519
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: everyone can relate to. You know, all of my friends

520
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: have books everyone it's just a written a memoir and

521
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: I had just gotten around Oh my god. That's but

522
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: they're a there's also good stuff, Like there's good stuff

523
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: in there, like they're there are hundreds of these and

524
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: that there's some good stuff. That we talked last week

525
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: about one that was never tell anyone who you think

526
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: they look like? That weird. It's just weird. It's yeah,

527
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: it's both weird. It's bad for anyone who's doing the

528
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: you know who you look like that you're about to

529
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: say something that is gonna fuck you, like, funk that

530
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: person up or whatever. But it's so it's so revealing

531
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: that it's always interesting, Like I do want to know

532
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: what they're gonna say. I'm not gonna like it, but

533
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: I desperately want to know what the funk they're gonna say.

534
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: That's why I always like, as someone who's mixed, like

535
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: it's so funny because ethnicity really is in the eye

536
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: of the beholder. People won't tag you be like is

537
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 1: this your doppelganger? You're like, what are you? What world?

538
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: But that being said Jack you dook, you do look

539
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: like El Chapo's son. Yeah, I'm this came up. I

540
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: did not talk about that, but yeah, you pointed out

541
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: on Twitter that I do look a little like El

542
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: Chappo son, who I was like, Yeah, I will take that.

543
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: He is hot and very young guy. Yeah, he's hot, dangerous, young,

544
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: great rows. I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to

545
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: do it Google. I've never seen it. Looks like Google that,

546
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: but it's just funny. Like as a fat person, I get.

547
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I've gotten Chrissie Mets from This is Us

548
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: like twice since I've lived in natural and I could

549
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: not look anything less like her other than we're both

550
00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: fat women. Like where I'm like, oh my god, what's

551
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: anything like her? Nothing? Like not a stip. Like, we

552
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: don't dress similarly. Our styles are not the same. We

553
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: don't have the same hair color, we don't have the

554
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: same eye color. The only thing we have is big

555
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 1: round bodies with big round heads. Like that's literally it

556
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 1: her makeups fly. I feel like, like that's it. Just

557
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 1: don't look alike, right, and like what Yeah, but people,

558
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 1: people are really reflective reflectively go to that a lot.

559
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: I talked about how I got Walton Goggins one time

560
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: and it ruined my days. I don't think that is

561
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: very funny. Actor from Vice Vice Principles And did you

562
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 1: just look him up? Yeah, Waldon Goggins is early man

563
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: like look at his mom and it's like he's got

564
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: chro magnum. Yeah, here's some news. So that those are

565
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: the ones we talked about last week. Some some new

566
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: new rules, because that's what they would have called it

567
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: if Bill Maher had won to back up the phone?

568
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: What's the uh? I said it? Were you going to

569
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: break into one? Don't pick up the phone? So one

570
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: is don't post our ip s for celebrities unless David

571
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: Crosby was your actual uncle refrain. I think this is

572
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: true if you're just posting a picture and being like

573
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: ah man r I p that said. I love a

574
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: celebrity story like and I feel like you get true

575
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: and like wild stories about celebrities like behaving badly when

576
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: they die or behaving like awesomely when they die. So

577
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: I will allow a personal anecdote about said celebrity when

578
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,399
Speaker 1: the celebrity does personally what are you guys this thought?

579
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 1: I'm with you on that. I think if you have

580
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: a personal connection of some sort and it's to a

581
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: degree that you feel compelled to do that, you know,

582
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: and you've got, like you said, you've got some sort

583
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: of anecdote or some sort of you know, relevance or

584
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: an interesting sort of take. I think that that's mine.

585
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: I do think it's weird when people post videos im

586
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: like crying or like, you know what I mean, where

587
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 1: they're like in tears and it's like you've never met

588
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 1: that person. You don't know them, they don't know you.

589
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: Like you've got to calm down, you know what I mean,

590
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 1: just handle that, processing whatever you need to do. But

591
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to involve the rest of us. But

592
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: it's it's also be held in. You should are not

593
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: held in. You should cry and do whatever you need

594
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 1: to do, but it's you should also be embarrassed by

595
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: that and not posted on main one thousand percent. I

596
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: think it's weird to cry when some celebrity dies generally,

597
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:45,959
Speaker 1: but then I have to maybe admit something that's gonna

598
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: get me a lot of hate. I think the closest

599
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: I was to like crying when a celebrity died, call

600
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:56,399
Speaker 1: him a celebrity, call him a century socialist. When Hugo

601
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 1: Chaves died, it sucked me up, you know, as a

602
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: socialist as someone who's you know, believes in the Latin

603
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: American left. Yes, he wasn't perfect, but reduced poverty by

604
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: in that country extreme poverty. It sucked me up that

605
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 1: he died Slash was given cancer by the CIA. Ops.

606
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 1: Um No. But here's the thing. Here's what I don't

607
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: like about posting our I p s of celebrities. It

608
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: always makes me feel guilty that I didn't like that

609
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,760
Speaker 1: celebrity harder, so I would retroactively try to be cool

610
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: and be like totally I knew Blankety Black, you know

611
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like I'm not just googling them now

612
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 1: and ordering their books. Yeah, another elitist one. You and

613
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: Bobby de Niro may go way back, but to everyone else,

614
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,439
Speaker 1: he's Robert. This is true. This always makes me hate

615
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 1: the celebrity a little bit, But it's also like a

616
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: fun way, Like I think celebrities should keep doing it

617
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 1: because it reminds us that they are not like us

618
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:59,760
Speaker 1: and they're trash. But it like, who is the intended

619
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 1: audience of this article? Like that that was like this one?

620
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: Is this just for like James Marsden, like the it's

621
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 1: a very random thing, like this person must have been

622
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: like around some real d bags that are just like

623
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 1: referring to like are they just like randomly referring to Bobby,

624
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: Oh no, Bobby, who oh DeNiro you know Bobby, Like

625
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: how is this? How often is this happening? That this

626
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 1: made this article the time editors and they assumed to

627
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 1: the rest of us. I guess he was like one

628
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: dinner that he felt on the out of and he

629
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: was like, you know what rules Like that's what It

630
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: also feels kind of like a troll. Like I've read

631
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: all of these. I feel like some of them are

632
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: pretty satirical. Like one of them is like, don't wake

633
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 1: up your partner ever. Ever, if you think there's an intruder,

634
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: work it out, deal with it. It's like, yeah, which

635
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: is true because I always think there's an intruder and

636
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: there definitely is not, but maybe there is, and I

637
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,720
Speaker 1: have woken my partner, But like, oh, I'm not supposed

638
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: to use partner unless quote, you want to get something

639
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,919
Speaker 1: out of it, according to him, which is like straight

640
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: people can't use partner unless it's like there's an angle,

641
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: to which I'm like, that's terrible. That's that's super terrible.

642
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: Like I take such umbrage with that because like I'm

643
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: a forty five year old woman, I don't have a

644
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 1: boyfriend one of my sixteen Like that's just ridiculous, like

645
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 1: that is. And also like as women, I think in general,

646
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: women are more comfortable using the word boyfriend, Like whether

647
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: we're two or one, we will use that because it's

648
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 1: like we want to say we have one. But like

649
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 1: men have been avoiding the word girlfriend forever, like there's

650
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: nothing like my friend, like and then as they get older,

651
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: it just gets worse. Like some fifty year old man's like, oh,

652
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 1: this is my lady friend, where it's like, yeah, I

653
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: get it, broke, you still fuck? Like you know, why

654
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: do you? Partners? Partner is the best word. That's who

655
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: that person is. It is your partner in life. Like,

656
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:55,479
Speaker 1: but I've also been on the other side web said partner,

657
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 1: people like oh what does she do? And I'm like, uh,

658
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: excuse me, how do you not know that? What? Like

659
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: just to assume that I am gay because I use that,

660
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: you know, not that there's anything wrong with that, but

661
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: it's like it's just it's so silly to me, like

662
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: what an antiquated version, Like we're still hung up on

663
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: this if you're not married, that like you can't use

664
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: long enough. It's not long enough. It's it should be

665
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: normalized and without and it can be open whether you

666
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,240
Speaker 1: know that person same sex or not. It should justly.

667
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: And also if there's an intruder in my house, I'm

668
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,720
Speaker 1: not gonna have to wake up because he's gonna be awakened.

669
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 1: That person is gonna have a fucking gun in their face,

670
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 1: So I don't like not in my house. I'm sorry.

671
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,399
Speaker 1: Like I've got cameras, I got things for a reason.

672
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 1: And if I get up first, they're gonna have two

673
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: guns in their face like that, it's gonna be both

674
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 1: of us. But if they track mud in the house,

675
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 1: you will pop that rug right in the washer, and

676
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 1: it's gotta be fine. That's what I'm saying. Shoot someone,

677
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, get rid of that body,

678
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:51,959
Speaker 1: dig a hole. I'll let that rug. It's just because

679
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 1: you anything, because you wanna you know, it's a it's

680
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: a hassle to bring the police in and stuff, and

681
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 1: you're self sufficient exac all right. One that I wanna

682
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: induct into the like these need to be absolute rules

683
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: for everyone. The other two where the celebrity lookalikes. And

684
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: also white people only get to pronounce fifty cent like

685
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 1: I just did. They don't get to do that is

686
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: the other. Yeah, I think those are two rules that

687
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: need to be everybody needs to agree on that. I

688
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 1: think this one, why are we still talking about? Like

689
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: why is that? Like? Who who are these these allegiance

690
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: of people that are still I say, never stop talking

691
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: about fifty cent? What about flow right up? How? How?

692
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 1: How can how how do we treat that one? I

693
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: think just insist on pronouncing it Florida and uh, just

694
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:56,760
Speaker 1: own just steer into the whiteness and irrelevance. Florida Florida

695
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: one was a wonderful rapper with a terrible hairline. That's

696
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 1: right for group dinners. This, this isn't even funny. This

697
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,800
Speaker 1: is just one that I want to add to the

698
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,959
Speaker 1: you know, the ten commandments for group dinners with friends,

699
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: always split the bill evenly. But if you're drinking and

700
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 1: I'm not offered to pay the entire tip, yes, yes, perfect, yes,

701
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 1: consense the itemizing of it and like being like let

702
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 1: me see here just just leads to chaos. And then yes,

703
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: people who don't drink, it's it's not fun to really

704
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 1: not fun to pay for other people's alcohol. Yeah, I

705
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 1: think that's not great. It's not the end of the world.

706
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 1: But like it's it's a very courteous thing to do,

707
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, since you didn't drink, you I'll

708
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: pay for the tip anyway. But but you have but

709
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: you can't, like you have to offer if you're the

710
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 1: one who didn't drink, how do you ride that? Very difficult.

711
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: Also another one, I just want to induct. Saw someone shoplifting?

712
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 1: No you didn't agree with that, Yeah, shut the fun

713
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: quite doc, Karen, anything in general that is a crime

714
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: against a piece of property. Shut the funk up. Okay,

715
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 1: that's not that's not a person, So you can really

716
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 1: also saw someone digging in the trash, Just let it go.

717
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: Let you in your crap. It's fine, it's fine, it's trash,

718
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: you put it there, unless they're like clearly a ci age,

719
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: in which case you might want to just introduce your yes,

720
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 1: thank you, c All right, let's take a quick break,

721
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:40,879
Speaker 1: we'll come back. We'll talk about Titanic, and we're back.

722
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 1: And did you guys, did you guys catch the the

723
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:49,760
Speaker 1: Jesus themed ads? Yes? And I was very confused and scared.

724
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 1: I was very I was I was watching. I went

725
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: to the Super Bowl and watched it at the Soho

726
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: House last night. Okay, okay, oh you know you know,

727
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: we was ready and there was a lot of black

728
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: folks in there, and we was watching this ship, you know,

729
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: in the big as rooms, and and when it was

730
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 1: all these images of just angry people, it was like,

731
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,320
Speaker 1: what the fuck is it? Because we weren't really watching

732
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 1: the commercials, but like that one like made everybody like

733
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: stop and turn and started watching it because it was

734
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 1: just a bunch of images of people being angry and

735
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,359
Speaker 1: people pointing at each other or kids standing on each

736
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: other to pe these weird fucking images. And then it

737
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: would just be like Jesus, Yes, I bought a space

738
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 1: for the super Bowl, and why was expensive? You know,

739
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: much work of Jesus you could have done with the

740
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,760
Speaker 1: payment of Super Bowl ads for Jesus, like I haven't.

741
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: I think we did enough, you know, colonizing and crusading

742
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: for people to know about Jesus. Okay, y'all, y'all n

743
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 1: the guys of Jesus. And while y'all was sealing stuff

744
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: for poor people, we know about him. When the Beatles

745
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: were the most famous people in the world. They said

746
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: they were as famous as Jesus, and everyone was so

747
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: furious that they like canceled the Beatles for for saying that.

748
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 1: So they're pretty they're pretty well known. Like I feel like, yeah,

749
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl commercial lunch your point lazy. They've probably

750
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: cost around twenty million dollars people, insane? So how many

751
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: people have given their money to this organization under the

752
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 1: guys of like the Lanthropy and Christ and all the

753
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: things that people who love Jesus the most never do

754
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: because everybody who really bangs with Jesus super super hard

755
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 1: and likes to throw him in other people's faces, they

756
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 1: don't ever do anything that he said like charity, you know,

757
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: like helping one another, love in that neighbor, they harm

758
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: that neighbor. Like they're like, it's so confusing to me,

759
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: but also it's disgusting to me, Like we really need

760
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: to like bullied him. I'm a sper bullied him right

761
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,399
Speaker 1: after this because they could have done so much good

762
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: with that money and instead they decided to flex with

763
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl at Like it's like oh Snoop Dogg

764
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:08,919
Speaker 1: and Martha Stewart and now Jeus us. I don't even

765
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: I really don't even get it, Like what us is

766
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: there in his name? There's no eyes Jesus? But there

767
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: isn't that's true, doesn't you though? You on ats like

768
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 1: at least make that ship funny man, Like you know,

769
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: like if it would have been a funny Jesus commercial

770
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 1: party would went to church next Sunday, you know, a

771
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 1: churchy like he on the cross and he's like, yeah,

772
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: y'all act right for me. Look what I did, Look

773
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: what I did. Have you ever had you stub your

774
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: toe and cry? I had nails and my feet, people

775
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 1: and the sextiest body up here, y'all shredded. So the

776
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 1: ads are all being run by the Signatory, which sounds

777
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: like some ship a villain would say. Like it sounds

778
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 1: like how a villain would call Signatory Welcome Tony. It's

779
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 1: a Christian foundation that raises money for causes that they

780
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 1: claim inspire and facilitate revolutionary biblical generosity. That's a that's

781
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 1: a freaking Ponzi scate money laundering. That's a bully. So

782
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: you're telling me your whole y'all just raise awarenesssist. They're like, ya,

783
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:25,359
Speaker 1: we got thirty million awareness asists tonight. What is that doing?

784
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: The awareness is, says, meter is off the off the

785
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: church job. So, according to Fox News, AOC was roasted

786
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: by conservatives for criticizing the campaign after she tweeted something

787
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 1: tells me Jesus would not spend millions of dollars on

788
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 1: Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benid and people

789
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: were like, what, These heads are part of an effort

790
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:51,760
Speaker 1: to spread the message of Jesus too. Lgbt Q plus

791
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 1: people and other communities that have like felt unwelcome by Christianity.

792
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: So what are you talking about? Except it turns out

793
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: the Signatory also known as Servant Foundation, has reportedly donated

794
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: more than fifty million dollars to the Alliance Defending Freedom,

795
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: which you know by that title is it can't be

796
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: Good designated as an anti lgbt Q plus hate group

797
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: by the Southern Poverty Law Center. So so what do

798
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: they need fifty million dollars for? So they can go

799
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 1: to Joan's fab Risks or hobby Lobby because that's the

800
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 1: real oppressor. They can go to hobby Lobby and get

801
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,240
Speaker 1: get cardboard car stock so that they can go harass

802
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: the gays that brunch because that's what they do, like

803
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 1: like and also you have to be so bored and

804
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: so sad in your life to be like, where are

805
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: the gays having brunch? Gonna get on Yale and then

806
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: and then you'll have a poster sign make it party,

807
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 1: and then y'all go outside of the brunch. Yeah, we're

808
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 1: meeting at noon. That's when they like to get there

809
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: and just stand outside and be like, we don't like you. What,

810
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: especially because bruch be good, like sit down to eat

811
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: a waffle. You mean to tell me you holding this

812
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: sign is better than you eating some French toast with

813
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 1: some maple up and some mimosas. Come on, now, they're

814
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: just out there with like dry cereal and it's good too.

815
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 1: That's why they're mad. That's why they're mad. They got

816
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: brand flakes and ship what people? Why? Why everybody? Why

817
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: the gaze is eating like sucking, they're poached eggs and

818
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:30,439
Speaker 1: they are mad about it and they are mad. I'm sad.

819
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: I'm about to get involved in head groups because it's

820
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 1: such a great scam, like right, like I'm just making

821
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: a company call for hate and just ask haters to

822
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 1: give me money. I'm not gonna tell them what I'm

823
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: doing with it. But I'm like, no, don't worry'all gonna

824
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: we're gonna get the hate up. Just do the opposite

825
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: of this, Yeah, just do an openly hateful group and

826
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: then secretly spend the money on good things, because that's

827
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: what they're doing. But they're not spending on good things.

828
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 1: There's just pocketing it. It's all of fronts by good things.

829
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: I mean brunch, spending it on good things like brunch.

830
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: You're gonna see me at the brunch mother. They're writing

831
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,280
Speaker 1: being gay as I'm like, dam, I'm like, I'm getting

832
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 1: on the inside. Don't put my cover. They also helped

833
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: draft the Mississippi abortion law at the heart of the

834
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 1: Supreme Court decision last year allowing to spand the procedure

835
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 1: currently leading a new Supreme Court case arguing that businesses

836
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: should be able to discriminate against lgbt Q plus customers.

837
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:31,240
Speaker 1: So it's the opposite of all the things that they're claiming.

838
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Speaker 1: There's they're doing the work of trying to address. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're trying to address the pr front. You know, like

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Speaker 1: it would be like the what whatever this train company's

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Speaker 1: name is, like next year, just like running an ad

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Speaker 1: about how they're all about the people and fuck chemicals

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Speaker 1: or something, you know, And honestly, tie commercials look more

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Speaker 1: like ads for Jesus than those Jesus adds, dude, like

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Speaker 1: time commercials or commercials for like drugs, like medications, where

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Speaker 1: they're like biking and then they're in a tub and

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Speaker 1: then like outside blowing one of those little flowers that

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Speaker 1: like all the little seeds go around daylines like those

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Speaker 1: look like commercials for Jesus, like oh, we're helping, we're out,

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Speaker 1: we're living. But they just showed us like a bunch

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Speaker 1: of people yelling and it was in black and white,

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Speaker 1: and it was kind of scary, and it was like,

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Speaker 1: why is this like Old Testament? Like why are you

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Speaker 1: trying to terrify us? During the single bul they I'm

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00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:28,399
Speaker 1: telling you, they literally had a picture on one because

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00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,839
Speaker 1: they ran like four commercials last night or some ship.

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Speaker 1: They had a picture that showed a little boy on

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Speaker 1: his fours, on his hands and knees with another kids

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Speaker 1: standing on him pissing in the urinal, and I was

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Speaker 1: that was one of the pictures, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: what the funk is this commercial? These are the weird

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00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 1: that's the weirdest. You know what that makes me think

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Speaker 1: of the love of Jesus. Yeah, that's what Jesus would

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Speaker 1: have done, Jesus his hands and knees so that I

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Speaker 1: could reach there and all. Also, the commercials at the

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Speaker 1: super Bowl in general were just like where everything is

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Speaker 1: just devolving in front of my eyes. They're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: we'll just get influencers and celebrities and that'll make it

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Speaker 1: funny and good. It's like, this used to be fun.

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Speaker 1: I used to like watching the commercials. We turned the

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Speaker 1: music up this this year, We're like this is terrible.

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Speaker 1: Like I didn't even give a shit about the commercials

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00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: this year. They used to be very fun. Also, companies

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00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: now start promoting their Super Bowl commercial and like like

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Speaker 1: three or four weeks before or Land Foundation for like

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Speaker 1: the reveal of the commercial even though they had about

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Speaker 1: six seven commercials, like the eminem ship with Mia Rudolph.

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00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 1: Look I love my Rudolph, but like, man, that was

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00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 1: just so boring and such a trash cabine and it

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00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 1: didn't make sense. It wasn't funny. It makes me mad.

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Speaker 1: Bring back if Trump want to win the presidency makes

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00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 1: super Bowl commercials great again? All right? Fun stuff? Like

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Speaker 1: I bring it back every day at the beginning of

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Speaker 1: a zoom calls, you know, every zoomin. That's my friend,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Not being a lot of practice I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna lie a lot of practice lazy. That's mainly what

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00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: I've been working on since I saw you paid. Let

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00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: me know if you need me to donate to your

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00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: practice funds. We used to spoof commercials, remember that, Like

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Speaker 1: that commercial was spoofed and scary movie. Like I can't

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00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,879
Speaker 1: even think of a commercial that would be spoof today. Yeah,

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00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 1: besides this Jesus commercial. Actually maybe the Jesus commercial does

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Speaker 1: what the Jesus commercial is iconic. Honestly, it was a

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00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: hit camp camp. What if they were like, well, we

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00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: just liked it because of Jesus commercial is camped and

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Speaker 1: Megan three and we got the commercials. Did you see

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen it yet. I actually heard y'all talk

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00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,800
Speaker 1: think about I gotta see it, but it's camp and

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Speaker 1: loves it. So also that Jesus Jesus they on that sorry,

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00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: just what one last detail on this because you did

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00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 1: mention a hobby lobby. So on the website for He

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00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: Gets Us, they talk about how Jesus promoted women's equality,

903
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: which is a little undercut by the fact that one

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Speaker 1: of the campaign's vocal donors is Hobby Lobby co founder

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Speaker 1: David Green, the man himself, who has supported anti lgbt

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00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:32,479
Speaker 1: Q legislation, waged a year's long legal fight to deny

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00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: medical coverage for contraception on the basis of religious beliefs. So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like the very person that you would assume is involved

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00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,360
Speaker 1: in this and like that that is most known for

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00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: opposing the sorts of messages they were trying to claim,

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00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: like Jesus is on board with this, is is involved.

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Speaker 1: It's like they were like, well, we gotta get the

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Speaker 1: main bad guy involved. All this time, I thought the

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Speaker 1: hobby was like nitt in a. Aren't the hobby is hey, yeah,

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00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: gotta practice. Yeah, But it's it really is the equivalent

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Speaker 1: of like a youth group pastor who like sits down,

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Speaker 1: like puts his hat on backwards, and it's like, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I get it, Like I wanna you know, Jesus was

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00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,800
Speaker 1: just cool and like he just liked to rap with

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00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: his friends, turns his seat backwards, and then like by

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Speaker 1: the end of the month of youth group, he's like

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00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:30,360
Speaker 1: talking to you about masturbating and how it's like the

923
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Speaker 1: devil wants to kill you because you've masturbated or some ship.

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00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: It's just the bait and switch, that old bait and switch,

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Speaker 1: cool cool pastor, And I'm not falling for it anymore.

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Speaker 1: I was just involved in a youth group and got scammed.

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Speaker 1: You guys, I gotta gotta stuff going to Christian gotta

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Speaker 1: stop going to Christian youth groups. I got it's uh,

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Speaker 1: why is this girl man here? Once I hit my forties,

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00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 1: they were like, maybe not, but I'm still youthful about

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Speaker 1: thank you the age cap on this, Okay, I have

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Speaker 1: belonging with the youth. Get the Jesus love doesn't have

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Speaker 1: a number. But now I get it. I understand they

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00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 1: hate groups more because I used to be like why

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00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 1: do they want to be a people's business, But I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's a griff. They're just doing your money and using

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00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 1: it for whatever they want. And like you don't really

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00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 1: have to try and much out when you're for hate,

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00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 1: Like you know, it's not much that you can like

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00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: show for that that is, like you know a spreadsheet

941
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:25,439
Speaker 1: of like look how many hates we did this week?

942
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 1: Like we're doing the work like you can spend the

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Speaker 1: money out iver you want. It's a griff eat. All right,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna do it. For this week's weekly Zeitgeist, please

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Speaker 1: like and review the show. If you like the show,

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00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 1: uh means the world of Miles. He needs your validation, folks.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're having a great weekend and I will

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Speaker 1: talk to him Monday. By S.