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Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry letter. Subject Thundercat is on the prowl.

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Speaker 1: That is the sundercat. Thundercat is on the prowl. Dear

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Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, I am a divorced, forty four year old

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Speaker 1: single mom. As an attractive, curvy and educated woman. I

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Speaker 1: have no problems meeting men. It's keeping them that's the issue.

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Speaker 1: The last man that I dated, we were together for

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Speaker 1: almost three months before we had sex. I made him

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Speaker 1: wait for a reason, and here's why. When we had

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Speaker 1: was only out for off and bust my head on

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Speaker 1: nice time. All right, Well, this may be you, This

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Speaker 1: may be for you about him. I know, maybe it's not.

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Speaker 1: As this letter's not as crazy as I thought. It's crazy,

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Speaker 1: all right, So I'm gonna read that line again. She

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Speaker 1: she the first. The last man she dated, they were

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Speaker 1: together for three months, almost three months before they had sex.

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Speaker 1: She made him wait for a reason, and here's why.

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Speaker 1: When they had sex for the first time, he passed out. Afterwards.

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Speaker 1: He was only out for a short time, and when

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Speaker 1: he came to, he said his blood sugar was low,

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Speaker 1: but I think he was lying because this has happened

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Speaker 1: to me before with another man. The next time we

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Speaker 1: made love, I toned down the intensity and I cut

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Speaker 1: me it was too much for him, and he ended

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Speaker 1: up breaking up with me. My crazy ex husband was

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Speaker 1: the same way. Whenever I would try to do something

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Speaker 1: cheating on him, which was one of the reasons we

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Speaker 1: got divorced. So lately I have been dating a nice

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Speaker 1: Southern gentleman, and two nights ago we had sex for

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Speaker 1: the first time. I warned him that I was about

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Speaker 1: to put it on him, but he must have thought

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Speaker 1: I was just playing well Shirley during the act, see

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Speaker 1: right there, well Shirley during the act, he started screaming

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Speaker 1: like a little girl, and he was begging me to stop,

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Speaker 1: so I did. He just he just stared at me

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Speaker 1: for a while. He just stared at me for a while,

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Speaker 1: of loose woman because of my skill set. I was

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Speaker 1: so offended that I left his house and we have

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Speaker 1: not communicated since Saturday. I can't help but think there's

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Speaker 1: handle me. My friend's nicknamed me Thundercat, and they told

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Speaker 1: me I should teach a sex class for women. I

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Speaker 1: like to keep it tight and right, and I really

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Speaker 1: do enjoy sex. So what should I do? Tommy, you

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Speaker 1: hush for I want to hear from Stephen Shirley, please advise. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I first, I will see I will because I know

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Speaker 1: you think this letter is about you, right, No, but

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Speaker 1: I just gotta ask you. I mean, what are you doing? Really?

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Speaker 1: Not not what are you doing to the guys? Just

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Speaker 1: what are you doing? From from a thinking position? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you cannot put all this stuff that you're doing on

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Speaker 1: someone that you're having sex with for the first time,

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Speaker 1: especially a man. You can't do this. You can't pull

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Speaker 1: You gotta spoon feed them, so to speak, because I

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Speaker 1: mean you, I mean, and look at you track records.

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Speaker 1: is screaming like a girl. A man who broke up

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Speaker 1: little bit. Uh, come on, you you just you're forty

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Speaker 1: Perhaps you should teach a class. But listen, you gotta

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Speaker 1: Don't even worry. Yeah. But when I first read the letter,

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Speaker 1: He's telling you, you know, to wait for ninety days,

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Speaker 1: and all of that. You know, you waited because what

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Speaker 1: you didn't want to kill the man on the first time.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna point it out to you all through the

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Speaker 1: damn letter. Okay, olden line. I am a divorce. This

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Speaker 1: means this, This has been old for wit. Somebody said

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Speaker 1: I'm an attractive that's what she said. Curvy that could

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Speaker 1: I have no problems meeting men. It's keeping them that's

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Speaker 1: man she told us about. They had been waiting three months.

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Speaker 1: When she finally gave him something. He passed out, and

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Speaker 1: when he came to, he said his blood sugar was low.

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Speaker 1: He had never said that before ever in his life.

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Speaker 1: He didn't have it for that. It just something happened

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Speaker 1: before with another man. Because next time we made love,

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Speaker 1: normal stuff I do. Do you know what the hell happened?

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Speaker 1: In the hell? What's going on? It's happened to the

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Speaker 1: intensity is the pherocity? The pherocity? She in here this

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Speaker 1: you cut out the extra stuff that you know me,

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Speaker 1: I'm tolled down the intensity and he still fell out

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Speaker 1: nice southern gentleman. Two nights ago we had sex. You

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Speaker 1: already over the three limit? He told y'all to talk

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Speaker 1: about it. We wall over the three limits. I told

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Speaker 1: y'all your max number three. She way out the three bars.

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Speaker 1: She just had sex for the first time another night,

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Speaker 1: a southern gentleman, I warned him, told him before we

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Speaker 1: mm A love it mixed Marshall art. You must he

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Speaker 1: must have thought I was playing with Shirley doing the act.

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Speaker 1: He started screaming. You took a grown ass man, got

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Speaker 1: because of my skills. Said I was so fit that

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Speaker 1: he ain't calling your ass. He don't wan't no more

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Speaker 1: what you got. It's too damn much. Let me tell you.

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Speaker 1: First of all, she's doing it way too hot, and

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Speaker 1: she making noises, and she's slamming into men. She climbed

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Speaker 1: but huh, choke your game. Shut up. Take this, take

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Speaker 1: up and here I told you what happen. You thought

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Speaker 1: I was playing, But I'm prison. This prisons up in

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Speaker 1: She just swaying, crossed the bed. Listen to me. She

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Speaker 1: using her teeth. There's some teeth involved here. Okay, he said.

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Speaker 1: He begged me to stop. It's some teeth. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm fitting to do something to you turn ever had

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna sucker punch your pocket. It's arresting. Moved like

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Speaker 1: and punching his punk. I asked, he's doing way too much. Listen,

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