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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject is loving in all the wrong places. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that in just a bit. And Nephew tell

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Speaker 1: me we're gonna get to your prank phone call as well.

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Speaker 1: But we had one last caller, one last voicemail for you, Steve.

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Speaker 1: This is a female about the slap. Yeah, Steve Harvard,

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Speaker 1: don't try to take up for a wheel snuff and

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Speaker 1: around about way. He was wrong for slapping that man,

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Speaker 1: and that you let him get away with that. The

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Speaker 1: next time he may slap you. Slap don't, he might say,

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Speaker 1: baby lady. First of all, I don't know what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. I was defending wheeling around about weight. I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't know who you are. Let's just get

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Speaker 1: to this part right here. He might slap you. He

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Speaker 1: I can be slapped, Ain't no doubt about that. I'm

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Speaker 1: not above it. It has happened to me before. You

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Speaker 1: might slap me, But but the aftermath, until my heavenly

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Speaker 1: father was created me, he and all the angels to

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Speaker 1: tell you his black ass is coming right after you

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Speaker 1: slap me. I don't know how to be nothing else

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Speaker 1: so later, I don't know what you're talking about, you know,

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Speaker 1: a matter of fact, lose enough, don't die. It's not

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Speaker 1: a little might operate where he might get his as

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Speaker 1: or I might get mine. But he's gonna be some

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Speaker 1: going on light breaking stage. I don't knocked over TV cameras.

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Speaker 1: I'm just you don't know me. What's her name? Name?

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Speaker 1: Not leave her name? All right, let's move on to

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Speaker 1: the break. Nephew, what you got for us today? Let

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Speaker 1: me slap us on y'all. This right here? Naked yoga,

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Speaker 1: naked yoga. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Uh is

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Speaker 1: it Gordon? Right, It's Gordon. How are you doing? Gordon?

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Speaker 1: And my name is Let me let me turn down

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Speaker 1: the TVD you call them about the apartment. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I was trying to see about maybe coming up to

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Speaker 1: still available, man, I got a newspaper, but I didn't

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Speaker 1: know if this is still available or one? No, no,

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Speaker 1: no still form rent. Um, let me be straight with you. Um.

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Speaker 1: Uh you know no pets and uh no no smoking

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Speaker 1: understanding the listing here, it's like eight of right, you

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Speaker 1: got a parking spot, Um, your private bathroom with a shower,

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Speaker 1: and uh a fifty I'm gonna need first last month

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Speaker 1: and uh really, um what's your name? My name is Darnia,

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Speaker 1: don't know on that? Okay first? Um so yeah, um,

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Speaker 1: do a background chat. Okay, okay, Now let me ask

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Speaker 1: you this. You guys got like a back backyard area

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Speaker 1: I teach classes in the mornings that I don't want

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Speaker 1: to know. If you have that that that's pretty much

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Speaker 1: what kind of locked me in. If you gotta If

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Speaker 1: you guys got a backyard, I can use. We got

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Speaker 1: a backyard. What do you teach? I teach yoga. I

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Speaker 1: teach yoking the mornings from from six to eight. Hopefully

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Speaker 1: I won't be a problem. You're making make money doing yoga, yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: I definitely do. I make enough, definitely to cover the

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Speaker 1: red that's for sure. Shouldn't be a problem. I know

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Speaker 1: I know a little bit about yoga. That's that. I mean, really,

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Speaker 1: if it's y'all, you know, you're not making no noise.

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Speaker 1: That's yoga. That's that's not a problem. A good deal. Well,

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Speaker 1: how quick can I actually get moved in? Man, I'm

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Speaker 1: know we're looking at rent. Rent it out pretty quick,

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Speaker 1: you are you you got a roommate? You're You're it

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Speaker 1: would be me and my wife and uh we it's

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Speaker 1: My credit is fined. I'm not I'm at on my

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Speaker 1: you right not give me your SOB security number. Okay,

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Speaker 1: And everybody yoga here, What'll see it's in the backyard.

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Speaker 1: It's closed in, you know, in the backyard. And you

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Speaker 1: what what what other glitz you got? You said, there's

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Speaker 1: some glitches, Michael, Well what is it glitz you've got?

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Speaker 1: Well you might see that I'm a nip fomania. But

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Speaker 1: take some counseling over somewhere else? You ain't taking no

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Speaker 1: in my backyard. That ain't happening. Mant manes that qualified

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Speaker 1: I don't know what else y'all might be doing. I

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Speaker 1: all it's just it's just it's just a serene moment, man,

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Speaker 1: where you find yourself. That's all this really is about.

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Speaker 1: Were you better find yourself somewhere else. That's what I know.

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Speaker 1: You ain't doing no net yoga in my backyard. I'm

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Speaker 1: you got some lyches in your past. You're gonna have

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Speaker 1: My wife, I don't even missing my wife's name. Man,

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Speaker 1: you don't know me, don't know you know my wife?

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Speaker 1: Take my up your list. You come out this, you

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Speaker 1: gonna have another glitch. I'm coming to you, just sad

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Speaker 1: through and you're gonna show it to me. Thanks showing you.

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Speaker 1: You come come out of here. I'm gonna show you

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Speaker 1: something else. My factor. I am at recover them for maniac.

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Speaker 1: I'm recover have a covered nimple mania. You're about to

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Speaker 1: get your bio Maniact. I'm the Maniact. Please believe darning

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Speaker 1: gonna come over right now over here. When that come

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Speaker 1: I ain't having that. Do not, man, come over that place.

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Speaker 1: You could just matter like, man, look this, You can

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Speaker 1: do whatever you want somewhere else, but this right here,

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Speaker 1: Let me talk to your name that kind of dude.

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Speaker 1: Remember you're about to bring this out of me. Do

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Speaker 1: not bring this over here, darnel. So so as far

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Speaker 1: this is this conversation is over man, Okay, how about that? Hey? Man?

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Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing? Man? What you got

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Speaker 1: to say? Man? What this is nephew Tommy from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Hobby moreting to show you just got pranked by

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Speaker 1: your brother. Oh, keep the out of here, man. This

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Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy. Who who told you to do this

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Speaker 1: to me? Man? Your brother my brother. Oh I'm gonna good.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Man, my heart is all beating off.

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Speaker 1: Fast man out of here. Man to man, all right, man, Man,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna whoop your butt naked if you came

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Speaker 1: glad it's a joke. You have no idea. I'm so

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Speaker 1: glad it's a joke. Man. Did I slap that on you? Okay?

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Speaker 1: with something? I slap it with? We gotta girl coming

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Speaker 1: up next. Letter subjects loving in all the wrong places.

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