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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's a loser line.

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Speaker 1: Good by, Just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 1: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 1: a guy dressed like a pirate approaches you while you're

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Speaker 1: out at the club and uses this charming pickup line

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Speaker 1: on you. I'd be looking for treasure, So can I

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Speaker 1: take a peac out your chest?

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Speaker 4: Ah?

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Speaker 1: If you no, I suggest you'll walk the up line.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 6: I thought it was going to be a booty.

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Speaker 1: I mean it was nice, almost unbttoned right there. Whatever

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Speaker 1: you do, don't tell him that you hope he gets

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Speaker 1: scurvy after a three month boat trip. Instead, tell him

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Speaker 1: you'd love to set sail with him sometime and possibly

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Speaker 1: climb his main mast. That's when you give the number

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Speaker 1: to the loser line, so hopefully he leaves an awkward

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Speaker 1: voicemail that we can play on the air. Voicemails like

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Speaker 1: this one.

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Speaker 2: Hey Cherry from the fair. Hey, you give me your number,

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Speaker 2: So if you're free tomorrow night, come on back and

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Speaker 2: I'll have a ticket for you waiting at the will

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Speaker 2: call that's right by the front entrance that there's a

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Speaker 2: big sign that says, we'll call, and then you go

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Speaker 2: up there and you tell them that you have a

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Speaker 2: ticket at will call, and then they'll get to you.

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Speaker 2: It will call. They got me working the deep frier

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Speaker 2: at the North food stand, and that's over by this

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Speaker 2: will call. So just just come up to the booth

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Speaker 2: and I'll give you a free bag of what I

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Speaker 2: call batter crumbs. Like I just keep it all the

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Speaker 2: fried though and the corn dog extras that fall off

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Speaker 2: the stuff we serve, and it's real good. But don't worry,

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get in trouble or anything. It's all

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Speaker 2: free that I can take my break and we can

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Speaker 2: walk around together and I'll show you something real weird.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're gonna love it.

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Speaker 1: Dating a guy who works at the fair. You finally

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Speaker 1: get to hear the perks of it. Scraps that fall

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Speaker 1: off of other people's plates.

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Speaker 5: You're you're you're knocking it. But I'm telling you, he

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Speaker 5: could open a whole stand that was just bowls of

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Speaker 5: batter crumbs and it would be that's a fair Sweep.

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Speaker 6: It up off the floor and into the dust pan

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Speaker 6: and then ride onto the plate. Sprinkle some powder on

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Speaker 6: top of that, and it's good to go, right.

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Speaker 3: You would need sauce.

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Speaker 6: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Next, look, if you don't want to call me back,

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Speaker 3: that's fine.

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Speaker 7: I don't care.

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Speaker 3: But can you at least be a decent man and

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Speaker 3: nail my back to me? I mean, I did assume that,

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Speaker 3: based on that night, you'd want to see me again,

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Speaker 3: and maybe I could just grab my pace by myself.

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Speaker 3: But I guess I was wrong, which, okay, you're lost,

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Speaker 3: but please just put them in a box and send

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Speaker 3: them back to me. I also would like that toothbrush

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Speaker 3: that I used, if you don't mind, because you're.

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Speaker 2: Not gonna let anybody else you said. That's true, right,

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Speaker 2: it was a good.

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Speaker 3: One, and I would like that.

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Speaker 8: I promise you won't hear from me again.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't want to ask.

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Speaker 8: But I didn't understand the beef. I think half the room.

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Speaker 1: Did, and I didn't the beef. I didn't know. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I didn't hear underwear underwear.

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Speaker 5: Y underwear, wasn't it?

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Speaker 4: I didn't.

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Speaker 8: I don't know what she said.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I thought for sure it was underwear. I thought,

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Speaker 5: I think you wear her favorite pair because you always

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Speaker 5: do on a date night, and then you don't have

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Speaker 5: him anymore, and that sucks.

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Speaker 1: I get it, whatever it was, I hope that he

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Speaker 1: is a gentleman and sends it back to her. And

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be a gentleman right now and kindly

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Speaker 1: escort you over to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page,

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Speaker 1: where you will be thoroughly entertained for at least twelve

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Speaker 1: whole seconds. Your money back.

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Speaker 6: Wait, you don't pay anything, ye perfect, You get exactly

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Speaker 6: what you pay for on this showy second date phone

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Speaker 6: tabs and the special loser line clip of the.

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Speaker 5: Week tagline, you get what you pay for?

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Speaker 1: Right enough, high brow chit chat and gossip. Now back

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Speaker 1: to the smut.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Laura, I feel I need to be like one

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Speaker 8: hundred percent honest or to you. Okay, So I'm kind

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Speaker 8: of married, but only in Fortnite, you know, the video

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Speaker 8: game Fortnite. Because there's this girl in England that I

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Speaker 8: play with a lot, but not in a sexual way,

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Speaker 8: but like in the Fortnite way. And so we went

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Speaker 8: to a Fortnite concert one again, not in real life

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Speaker 8: like on my PS five and anyway, so I proposed

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Speaker 8: to her over the headset and she said, yes, we're

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Speaker 8: like Fortnite married, never actually met up with her in personal.

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Speaker 8: I don't even know what.

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Speaker 2: She looks like.

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Speaker 7: She's like super cool.

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Speaker 8: Actually, you'd really get along with her. Maybe you would

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Speaker 8: want to meet up with the two of us in

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Speaker 8: a Fortnite game. Sometimes I'll give you my user handle

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Speaker 8: call me back.

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Speaker 1: Why do I feel like we're gonna actually hear from

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Speaker 1: that guy though? To get a second date update.

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Speaker 5: From us, I wait with his Fortnite wife in England

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Speaker 5: or with the girl he left the message.

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Speaker 1: Probably was one of the side pieces in Fortnite. Oh,

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Speaker 1: things were getting hot and heavy. Then she chug splashed

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Speaker 1: me right in front of everyone.

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Speaker 2: With her.

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Speaker 8: It was dancing.

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Speaker 5: Dare you wear that skin around?

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Speaker 7: Hey, Angela, It's just I wonder to know if you

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Speaker 7: still wanted to meet up. You haven't really been responding

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Speaker 7: if we do me, I just want to warn you

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Speaker 7: about my doll.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry.

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Speaker 7: He doesn't bite or anything, but he's kind of super ugly.

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Speaker 4: And I really just don't want you to be shocked

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Speaker 4: because I've brought some women over to see him before

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Speaker 4: and they're kind of surprised. But he does a lot

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Speaker 4: of snorting and like his tone sticks out of.

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Speaker 7: His mouth a lot. Uh, he might sneeze on you.

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Speaker 7: He's a little bit snaughty.

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Speaker 4: But that's how you know he likes you, because if

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Speaker 4: he's hawking up flim, that's how he really knows.

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Speaker 7: He's into you. Like he's excited.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like a very.

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Speaker 1: Old dog as well. Yeah, really cute.

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Speaker 5: But also I don't want to be around it either.

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Speaker 5: That bad. I just can't stand the slot whatever heard of?

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Speaker 5: Dogs usually like their owners, so it's like if he's

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Speaker 5: ugly and has flem is the owner.

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Speaker 1: Remember you lose a line regularly at this time every week,

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Speaker 1: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: TikTok page. You can hear all of your favorite loser

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Speaker 1: line clips right there. We're gonna do your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right after

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Speaker 3: This brooking Jeffrey in the morning