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Speaker 1: It is gonna be a day today history story is interesting.
Speaker 1: I should say, what are those things nobody knows about,
Speaker 1: but an interesting perspective, gonna add gonna add us you
Speaker 1: know it's it's something we want to put a notch
Speaker 1: on the belt. I should say. We have somebody diving
Speaker 1: to a sunken ship. I'm going to explain why it's awesome.
Speaker 1: Andrew Cuomo, is he going down? Is he not going down?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what I think. I think it's
Speaker 1: actually going to happen from all this, and it's probably
Speaker 1: not what anyone else is saying. Right now, we have
Speaker 1: a teacher's union video. You know how I'm always saying,
Speaker 1: get your kids out of government schools. If you haven't
Speaker 1: already pulled them out, or at least have a desire
Speaker 1: to pull them out, this one may solidify it for you.
Speaker 1: There is a reason I say that all the time.
Speaker 1: But first, let's go back about fifteen hundred years or
Speaker 1: so a little more than that to a little place
Speaker 1: called the Byzantine Empire. The Byzantine Empire is simply this
Speaker 1: the Eastern Roman Empire. I want to be clear about this.
Speaker 1: It's always taught as being the Byzantine Empire. It's one
Speaker 1: of the ancient great empires. Byzantines it's the Byzantine. It's
Speaker 1: the Byzantine Empire, Constantinople, the Byzantine Empire, which I find
Speaker 1: to be the oddest thing in the world because if
Speaker 1: you asked anybody, anybody who existed in that empire at
Speaker 1: the time, and asked them what they were, not a
Speaker 1: single person in the empire would have said, oh, we're
Speaker 1: the Byzantine Empire. Every single one of them would have
Speaker 1: said we're Roman. Oh were the Romans. It's just this
Speaker 1: weird part about history where historians looked at it and
Speaker 1: studied it, and there was this ancient city called Byzantium,
Speaker 1: it was an ancient Greek city, and they just decided
Speaker 1: to rename the empire something nobody in the empire would
Speaker 1: have called themselves brief brief, you know, recap Rome. Because
Speaker 1: we're in the year three ninety five a d. Three
Speaker 1: hundred ninety five years after the birth of Christ, who
Speaker 1: crisis people killed. We're not going to go into that,
Speaker 1: right what, Chris, We're not going to go into that
Speaker 1: right now. But three ninety five Rome is way way
Speaker 1: way past the Julius Caesar time. Rome had made every
Speaker 1: mistake an empire can make, you know, look around you.
Speaker 1: We're making all of them right now too. Eventually Rome
Speaker 1: split up. It became the Eastern and Western Roman Empire.
Speaker 1: When you when you find out about the Eastern and
Speaker 1: Western Roman Empire, he's all you need to know about.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say all you need to know, but you know,
Speaker 1: we always focus on the high points because that's all
Speaker 1: people remember. Just know this. The western part was the
Speaker 1: part in very serious trouble. They didn't have near the
Speaker 1: financial resources. Will go into why here in a minute.
Speaker 1: They had many more enemies right on their border. They
Speaker 1: it just was bad. The Eastern part had all the
Speaker 1: people and all the money and all the resources and
Speaker 1: was much better off. But let's do away with that
Speaker 1: for now, because by the time, by the time we're
Speaker 1: in our story here, you just don't e We need
Speaker 1: to think about the Western Roman Empire. Let's go to
Speaker 1: the east, which is called the Byzantine Empire, which I
Speaker 1: guess we'll stick with. But again, just no, they considered
Speaker 1: themselves to be Roman. This is a Christian empire, and
Speaker 1: there is no Yeah, in your face, Chris, there is
Speaker 1: no separation of church and state here and there's not
Speaker 1: in America either. I should I should mention. Just just
Speaker 1: know that that whole separation of church and state thing,
Speaker 1: it exists nowhere in the Constitution or Bill of Rights
Speaker 1: at all. In fact, the Founders encouraged states all the
Speaker 1: time to get churches built. They thought that was a
Speaker 1: critically important part of a nation. Weird anyway, but there's
Speaker 1: definitely no church and state in the Byzantine Empire. The
Speaker 1: emperor is not considered a god, obviously, it's a Christian empire. Boy.
Speaker 1: He's also you know, he's not a god, but he
Speaker 1: knows him really, really well, one of those one of
Speaker 1: those gods, you know, God's representative here on earth type thing.
Speaker 1: And that's the room ended three ninety five. We're in
Speaker 1: the year five thirty two, so we're about one hundred
Speaker 1: you know, a little over one hundred years removed from
Speaker 1: when Rome's gone, even though, like I said, these people
Speaker 1: consider themselves Rome. Let's go to Constantinople modern day is Stanbul,
Speaker 1: and as I often do, now's the time I'm asking you,
Speaker 1: if you're not driving, and you have a way you
Speaker 1: could do this safely. Go to your phone, go to
Speaker 1: your computer and pull up a map of Istanbul. What
Speaker 1: do you see? Zoom in zoom out. What do you
Speaker 1: see focus? Look right there to the right of it.
Speaker 1: You see that little strip of blue that is a critically,
Speaker 1: critically important body of water in the world. Why, well,
Speaker 1: here's why. You see. Down to the southwest of it,
Speaker 1: if you're diving, I'll just lay this out for you.
Speaker 1: To the southwestern part of that little blue strip is
Speaker 1: the Mediterranean, which obviously gives you access to all of
Speaker 1: northern Africa, all of southern Europe, the Middle East, Turkey,
Speaker 1: Saudi Arabia. I mean, the Mediterranean is such a gigantically
Speaker 1: important body of water for trade and everything else. And
Speaker 1: the Mediterranean leads you right out to the Atlantic by water. Well,
Speaker 1: what's to the northeast of that little strait of water,
Speaker 1: the Black Sea? The Black Sea gives you an absurd
Speaker 1: amount of access to the Balkans. You're getting into Russia, Georgia.
Speaker 1: That was a long way of me saying is Stanbul
Speaker 1: now Constantinople back in the day is a critically maybe
Speaker 1: the most important geographical location you would want to seize
Speaker 1: in the world. And I realized that's a strong way
Speaker 1: to put it. But man, it's one of those things.
Speaker 1: It's it's you're selling water in the desert. If you
Speaker 1: could just make sure you grab that with nothing else,
Speaker 1: just grab that and hold that, you're going to be rich.
Speaker 1: It's a stock that can't miss. Grab it, hold onto
Speaker 1: it for long enough, you're going to retire very wealthy.
Speaker 1: And that's where Constantinople was at this time. It is
Speaker 1: obviously for reasons. I just laid out a booming megacity
Speaker 1: at the time a million people, gigantic thought to be
Speaker 1: in pregnable walls around it. Although they will found out
Speaker 1: they will find out later on when the Ottomans come
Speaker 1: that's not necessarily the case. But for the weaponry, I
Speaker 1: should too in their credit for the weaponry that existed
Speaker 1: at this time. It pretty much was impregnable. It was
Speaker 1: the trade route of the world. Like for reasons I
Speaker 1: just laid out it had If you look, it's just
Speaker 1: a huge water all around it. And so they built
Speaker 1: themselves a robust navy to help protect all the merchant vessels,
Speaker 1: which jets kept more and more money pouring in. They
Speaker 1: had obviously a barbarian border to the north, but it
Speaker 1: wasn't a big one, and they had so much money
Speaker 1: it gave them the resources to fund an outstanding army
Speaker 1: and an outstanding military academy to train people to lead
Speaker 1: set army. And let's pause there for just a moment.
Speaker 1: As we have talked about a million times on the show,
Speaker 1: and this very much applies to today because we're gonna
Speaker 1: have a tough story to talk about today. I'll bring
Speaker 1: it up a little later on military guy wearing nail
Speaker 1: polish and such. Yeah, it's I doubt Chris, it's that bad.
Speaker 1: But realize this. We love stories of American military prowess. Understandably,
Speaker 1: every nation and the history of mankind has loved to
Speaker 1: hear about their military victories and their veterans and how
Speaker 1: tough they are. And we're tougher than you, and that's
Speaker 1: human nature. But there's something about that you have to understand.
Speaker 1: You really have to understand it. I will explain exactly
Speaker 1: what that is in a little bit and diving for
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Speaker 1: to do the best I can not to sound like
Speaker 1: your father here, but you need to take care of
Speaker 1: your health. And you know, as usual, when I'm talking
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Speaker 1: for all this stuff. Oh, I have what I think.
Speaker 1: I'll lay it out for you. It's not what everyone
Speaker 1: else is saying. And I have a different reasoning. St
Speaker 1: just look at things differently. And yes, we all know
Speaker 1: I'm the oracle, so I'm probably what Chris, So I'm
Speaker 1: probably right. Let's get back to our story here. I
Speaker 1: was Look, we're in the year five thirty two. We're
Speaker 1: talking about the Byzantine Empire. But I got briefly sidetracked
Speaker 1: because I was talking about how great the Byzantine military
Speaker 1: was their Navy Army. They're great. We love to tell
Speaker 1: talk about our military too. Funding is everything to a military.
Speaker 1: You like to imagine, and I like to imagine safely.
Speaker 1: Our guys are tougher than their guys. They're tougher than
Speaker 1: their guys. Remember that line I stole from the movie
Speaker 1: Man on Fire. There's no such thing as tough. There's
Speaker 1: trained and there's untrained. Our military guys are tougher air
Speaker 1: fingers quote than their guys because our military guys have
Speaker 1: the money, have the money to fund training facilities, bombs, bullets,
Speaker 1: live training at all times. Our guys have the money
Speaker 1: to do studies figuring out what makes you physically and
Speaker 1: mentally stronger. If you trained for a year with an
Speaker 1: unlimited supply of money, and you're training to kill me,
Speaker 1: at the end of that year, they're going to give
Speaker 1: you a gun of some kind and you're training to
Speaker 1: kill me. And during the course of that year, you
Speaker 1: spend all of your time shooting, moving, communicating. You have
Speaker 1: the best instructors money can buy. And I spend that
Speaker 1: year and I'm giving fifty rounds a day in an
Speaker 1: empty spot of ground to train with. By the end
Speaker 1: of that year, I'm gonna die. Is that because I'm
Speaker 1: not as tough. No money funds your military. The only
Speaker 1: reason I bring that up is this when I talk
Speaker 1: about the debt, and I talk about how I'm not
Speaker 1: going to talk about the debt because nobody cares about it.
Speaker 1: There is a cost for running out of money, for
Speaker 1: destroying your dollar, for printing endless amounts of it. And
Speaker 1: part of that cost is that military toughness. Bye bye,
Speaker 1: when that money's gone, all right, setting out aside, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to get distracted anymore. In the Byzantine Empire,
Speaker 1: and obviously in the Roman Empire, this was big. There
Speaker 1: was this thing called chariot racing. Lots of you, especially
Speaker 1: older people, will have seen the movie, ben Her. I've
Speaker 1: seen the movie nine million times because my parents watch it.
Speaker 1: You never watched, ben Her, Chris, you know what? Never mind, Chris,
Speaker 1: never mind, just forget it, forget it. You haven't seen
Speaker 1: the Golfrither. I don't want to talk about it right now.
Speaker 1: You should see the movie, ben Her. It's a great movie,
Speaker 1: but it's one of those ones that's so old. Now
Speaker 1: we're all so spoiled how movies look today. It probably
Speaker 1: looked like garbage. They probably remade it at some point
Speaker 1: and it was garbage. But the chariot races are a
Speaker 1: lot of what you'd think you had a hippodrome' that's
Speaker 1: the chariot racetrack and you it's just like any sporting
Speaker 1: event today. Societies have sports, all of them do. Small
Speaker 1: little tribes have sports, nations have sports. Like I've told
Speaker 1: you a thousand times, our sports leagues turning into these
Speaker 1: cultural Marxist community disasters is actually it has a real
Speaker 1: effect on America as a whole. Sports is critical for
Speaker 1: any nation. Every nation has ever, every single nation has
Speaker 1: known this. It brings society together. It gives people a distraction,
Speaker 1: It gives people entertainment. When yours becomes rotted out and wrong,
Speaker 1: it matters. Chariot Races was the NFL, Major League Baseball,
Speaker 1: and the NBA and soccer all rolled into one. It
Speaker 1: was that big back in the day. And the Roman
Speaker 1: Empire there were over one hundred cities that out of
Speaker 1: hippodrome in it. This was what people did. You went
Speaker 1: to the chariot races, that was what you did. And
Speaker 1: oftentimes there were two, three, four different teams. Now we're
Speaker 1: gonna focus on the task at hand. Here in the
Speaker 1: Byzantine Empire, by this point in time, there were two teams.
Speaker 1: This is how the chariot races worked. There were the
Speaker 1: greens and there were the blues. Yes, they labeled them
Speaker 1: by color. And for a chariot race, you would line up.
Speaker 1: There'd be twenty twenty two, twenty three, twenty four races
Speaker 1: in a given day. You would line up against the
Speaker 1: other team. You know what a chariot looks like. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to insult your intelligence, and you would take
Speaker 1: off and they would get up to forty miles an
Speaker 1: hour on the long straightaways. But they were horrifically, horrifically
Speaker 1: dangerous because you would have to come to a virtual
Speaker 1: stop to make it around the corners sometimes and then
Speaker 1: you get the acceleration going again and back up to
Speaker 1: forty and come to a virtual stop and you're turning
Speaker 1: and you're against somebody else. People dying, bodies being mangled,
Speaker 1: unrecognized of I mean, horrific injuries. Was not something that
Speaker 1: happened now and then it was. It was the norm.
Speaker 1: And when I say it was the norm, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you this. I got obsessed with chariot racing last night.
Speaker 1: I kept digging into it. By the time I was done,
Speaker 1: I came to this conclusion. You remember how horrific the
Speaker 1: ancient Roman gladiatorial games were, right, We've talked about it
Speaker 1: a thousand times on the show, and they were sword
Speaker 1: spears nets go kill a guy. They didn't always fight
Speaker 1: to the death, but bloody, brutal, brutal. If you were
Speaker 1: to give me the option, Jesse, you can either pick
Speaker 1: up this Gladius, the Roman sword in a shield and
Speaker 1: go fight somebody in the arena to the death, or
Speaker 1: get in this chariot and have a chariot race. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying I would pick the gladiator fight, but I'm
Speaker 1: saying I'd have to sit and think about it. I'm serious.
Speaker 1: This chariot racing is violent, and that's part of why
Speaker 1: people loved it. When the chariots went over, they loved it.
Speaker 1: They cheered, and you can rip out of the Oh,
Speaker 1: that's inhumane. Human nature hasn't changed, Jack all right anyway,
Speaker 1: So most of the chariot's ears were slaves. All of
Speaker 1: them started out as slaves. It was not a high
Speaker 1: society thing. You could eventually get to the point of
Speaker 1: so much success. You could win your freedom or buy
Speaker 1: your freedom. But they started out as slaves, slaveries. Slaveries
Speaker 1: a tough way to put it, though. The gladiators started
Speaker 1: out as slaves too. Almost all of them were slaves,
Speaker 1: although they were freedmen who went back and did it.
Speaker 1: But just like the chariot guys, slavery has different levels
Speaker 1: to it. There's slavery in the salt mines of Rome,
Speaker 1: where you'll be worked to the death, and then there's
Speaker 1: being a gladiator or a chariot's ear. Let's see. You know,
Speaker 1: it's a family show. You're not sleeping alone. You have
Speaker 1: tons of money, you have all the food you can eat.
Speaker 1: They were the rock stars, the professional athletes of their time,
Speaker 1: and there were guys even after they bought their freedom.
Speaker 1: Life was so good, although very dangerous, life was so
Speaker 1: good they stayed in it. One guy, maybe the most
Speaker 1: famous fit charioteer of all time, raced over four thousand times,
Speaker 1: which is amazing you could live that long. But I mean,
Speaker 1: the greats stayed in it. It ain't a bad life.
Speaker 1: Why do you think professional athletes stay until well pass
Speaker 1: their prime? Private jets, pretty girls, champagne, steaked dinners every night.
Speaker 1: Tough to walk away from that and just be an
Speaker 1: average Joe, tough to walk away from that. Now let's
Speaker 1: fast forward even more. We're now in the year six ADBC.
Speaker 1: Remember Rome fell three ninety five, Constantinople founded five thirty two.
Speaker 1: We're now six ADBC. The leader of the Byzantine Empire
Speaker 1: is a man named Justinian. His wife is a man
Speaker 1: named Theodora. We'll do some more on Justinian another time.
Speaker 1: You should know he's got a really common background for royalty.
Speaker 1: He said he was considered a commoner, really and that
Speaker 1: wasn't as bad as his wife's background. And this this
Speaker 1: is going to be a little bit delicate. I do
Speaker 1: now and always will do a family show you can
Speaker 1: listen to with your children. And I'm going to be
Speaker 1: very delicate with how I explained Theodora here. But just
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Speaker 1: You know what the deal is with Theodora. I'm not
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Speaker 1: It's the best, all right. Justinian is the Emperor of
Speaker 1: the Byzantine Empire. His wife is Theodora. It was scandalous
Speaker 1: that they were the emperor, and I guess emperoris although
Speaker 1: that's not really what she was because Theodora didn't come
Speaker 1: from high society. To put it mildly, Theodora was an actress.
Speaker 1: We have discussed this before on the show. Actors in
Speaker 1: actresses in ancient Rome were on the lowest rung of
Speaker 1: the societal ladder. They were just above slaves. It was
Speaker 1: considered to be. And this is real, it's how people
Speaker 1: thought because of their mentality. The Romans looked down on them.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's healthier than how we look at them today,
Speaker 1: but still it was considered to be a scandal if
Speaker 1: anyone in high society was seen even talking to one.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that they didn't want to go to the theater,
Speaker 1: wasn't that they didn't want to go to a concert.
Speaker 1: But you go, You enjoy these commoners doing their music
Speaker 1: and their acting, and then you leave. Not only was
Speaker 1: Theodora an actress, Oh man, this is a tough one.
Speaker 1: But Chris Quinn laughing, I'm trying to figure out how
Speaker 1: to put this right on the show. She was an
Speaker 1: actress who would perform on the stage. She would, you
Speaker 1: know what, she was more of a It would not
Speaker 1: be a Pg. Thirteen and show if Theodora was doing
Speaker 1: her acting that day. And that's as far as I'm
Speaker 1: going to say it. Okay, if you can't read between
Speaker 1: the lines from there, then don't listen to might show anymore.
Speaker 1: That's as much as I'm going to say, but in
Speaker 1: all seriousness, think about this. Think what a scandal that
Speaker 1: would be today. If you're setting aside anything the president
Speaker 1: of the United States, Republican, Democrat, whatever, Think if the
Speaker 1: president of the United States married an adult film star.
Speaker 1: That would be a scandal today. It would be endless
Speaker 1: to the news stories they would write about if the
Speaker 1: things they would say about her. Think what that would
Speaker 1: mean in a society that looked down on an actress period,
Speaker 1: it was a big, big deal. High society did not
Speaker 1: like these people. The commoners did. In general. The commoners did.
Speaker 1: They related, they got it was fine. And what was
Speaker 1: funny was justin in Stinian in Theodora, they get elected
Speaker 1: and they actually become really, really, really strict religious people.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about persecutions of anyone who isn't a Christian.
Speaker 1: They'd force you into exile. They would kill you if
Speaker 1: you wanted to if you gay, oh absolutely not not
Speaker 1: in that empire. And just Stinnian has some other things.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to paint the guy in a bad light.
Speaker 1: He's very, very very ambitious. He wants remember they consider
Speaker 1: themselves Roman. He wants Rome returned to the glory days.
Speaker 1: But you see, they did things differently back then. They
Speaker 1: understood the value of dollars. They understood you can't borrow
Speaker 1: until the end of time. That's not the way the
Speaker 1: economy works. If you want to conquer a bunch of
Speaker 1: Rome's old territory they used to have, you're going to
Speaker 1: have to pay the military. If you're going to pay
Speaker 1: the military, you need more money. If you're going to
Speaker 1: get more money, you're going to raise taxes. Justinian finds
Speaker 1: himself increasingly on the outs with his own people because
Speaker 1: he is raising taxes to fund his ambitions. And there
Speaker 1: was another thing. Remember the chariot races the Blues versus
Speaker 1: the Greens. Theodora grew up, her father was associated with
Speaker 1: the Greens, and then her father died. Her mother then
Speaker 1: goes to the Greens and asks for help. It was
Speaker 1: obviously a huge deal then and now. If a father
Speaker 1: passes away or runs out on his family like a
Speaker 1: dirt ball, a man needs to be there take care
Speaker 1: of his family. She approaches the Greens. My husband's dead,
Speaker 1: he was a loyal Green. Could you please help me?
Speaker 1: They say no. She approaches the Blues. The Blues step
Speaker 1: in and help her out. She is now loyal for
Speaker 1: life to the Blues. As I've explained a thousand times,
Speaker 1: run out on somebody when they're down, they will never
Speaker 1: forget it. You help somebody when they're down, they will
Speaker 1: never forget it. It does sound like a mob situation.
Speaker 1: And I may be confusing people when I say Blues
Speaker 1: and Greens. Remember that was the two factions for chariot racing.
Speaker 1: You should you have to understand this. It went on
Speaker 1: well outside of the chariot racing events. This is not
Speaker 1: you showing up in your Tampa Bay Buccaneers jersey with
Speaker 1: the New England Patriots on the other side and he's
Speaker 1: in his jersey. This is not even the violent soccer
Speaker 1: hooligans you see in Europe. Yes, there were huge fights
Speaker 1: at the stadium, huge arguments, this stuff, these rivalries, they
Speaker 1: would go well outside of the chariot races. They were massacres.
Speaker 1: Routinely they would get together in brawl to the death.
Speaker 1: You would only hire Greens or hire lose. This was
Speaker 1: how society divided itself. It was that deep. And there
Speaker 1: was an incident, there was another one of these massive brawls.
Speaker 1: People died. It was a huge, ugly incident, and there
Speaker 1: were a bunch of members of the Blues and Greens
Speaker 1: arrested after this. Because Justinian has had enough of these hooligans,
Speaker 1: which is what I'm calling them, causing all this civil unrest,
Speaker 1: fighting all the time. He just can't. He won't put
Speaker 1: up with it in the city. He arrests him, He's
Speaker 1: gonna put him to death. He's gonna hang him, takes
Speaker 1: him out, hangs him. Boom. The gallows break. People in
Speaker 1: the ancient world, more so than today. People in the
Speaker 1: ancient real world associated everything with their religion. They even
Speaker 1: they understood, they weren't happy, but they understood putting some
Speaker 1: people to death for a big brawl. But if the
Speaker 1: gallows break, ah, clearly that's from God. Clearly God doesn't
Speaker 1: want these people put down. The people start screaming for
Speaker 1: these people to be let go. That's clearly what God wants.
Speaker 1: This is divinity. Let these people go. Justinian, like I said,
Speaker 1: he's absolutely bent on stopping these things, stopping these brawls.
Speaker 1: Will not let them go. He won't. This is a problem. Now,
Speaker 1: that's fast forward to the chariot race. The chariot race
Speaker 1: of this day was going to be an interesting one.
Speaker 1: There was something else that happened at the chariot races
Speaker 1: in the Byzantine Empire that was a bit unique. You see,
Speaker 1: like I said, the emperor was a big deal. He
Speaker 1: was a religious leader, he was all powerful, so on
Speaker 1: and so forth. But at the chariot races, the emperor
Speaker 1: would attend, and at the chariot races, the commoners, the
Speaker 1: people in the crown could, should and did often shout
Speaker 1: requests to the emperor, and they would gather in large
Speaker 1: groups so their requests could be heard clearly to the emperor.
Speaker 1: But this day, this was going to turn into more
Speaker 1: than just requests. This is this day is about to
Speaker 1: get ugly. I will finish this up and then it's
Speaker 1: on to Cuomo and ship diving, in the military, disaster
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Speaker 1: Does he think so? Yeah? That Jesse Kelly Shaw no
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Speaker 1: We're going to break all that down in the third hour.
Speaker 1: But let's get back to this day. Remember the crowd,
Speaker 1: the Blues and the Greens, they hate each other, their rivals.
Speaker 1: The emperor and emperors go to the games to see
Speaker 1: the chariot races. The crowd shouts requests. Today that crowd
Speaker 1: starts shouting various requests, sometimes opposing each other each other,
Speaker 1: sometimes not. But the crowd they start to shout requests
Speaker 1: about the people who are locked up. Remember the gallows broke.
Speaker 1: They want these people released, and soon the Blues and
Speaker 1: the Greens they join forces. This never happens, and they're
Speaker 1: shouting this request and shouting this request and shouting this request,
Speaker 1: and it's getting louder and louder, and in general, this
Speaker 1: is good natured. He's the Emperor's starting to take on
Speaker 1: a more hostile tone, and then a mocking tone, and
Speaker 1: then an angry tone, and then really really really angry,
Speaker 1: so much so the emperor, with his wife and his bodyguard,
Speaker 1: gets up and flees this place, goes back to his palace,
Speaker 1: seals himself inside, and the crowd, we're talking thirty forty
Speaker 1: thousand people turns into a violent mob. I'm talking a
Speaker 1: violent mob that heads to the local cop shop where
Speaker 1: the guys are being held and burns it to the ground.
Speaker 1: A mob that starts looting, pillaging, killing people in Constantinople.
Speaker 1: Justinian scared to death as this goes on for five days,
Speaker 1: five days, looting, burning, murdering, Justinian, he wants to run.
Speaker 1: You see, this mob has gotten so powerful they've appointed
Speaker 1: their own brand new emperor and seated him on the
Speaker 1: throne in the hippodrome that Justinian usually sits in. It's
Speaker 1: that bad. Justinian wants to boogie. Theodora, apparently, by all accounts,
Speaker 1: had more guts than the husband. Essentially says to him,
Speaker 1: why would we run. It's better to be buried in
Speaker 1: some royal robes than die away later on like a commoner.
Speaker 1: Stick around. But Justinian did have one thing in his
Speaker 1: back pocket. There may be an angry, violent mob out there,
Speaker 1: but remember Justinian had an awesome military and awesome generals.
Speaker 1: And finally he makes the call. Don't know whether this
Speaker 1: was a tough call or not, I'm assuming it was.
Speaker 1: He calls the general and says, come stop this mob now.
Speaker 1: The general takes his army marches into the city, and
Speaker 1: this would be ugly, so it wouldn't be enjoyable. But
Speaker 1: this is one of those historical events I wish I
Speaker 1: could have seen. The army manages to get most of
Speaker 1: the mob corralled back into the Hippodrome, back into the stadium.
Speaker 1: Although they were obviously looting all over the place, the
Speaker 1: stadium was kind of headquarters for them. They seal them inside.
Speaker 1: Thirty thousand people and they kill every single one of them,
Speaker 1: slaughter every single one of them. Now, here's a question
Speaker 1: for you. We usually cap this off with a lesson
Speaker 1: of some kind, but here's a question for you. Was
Speaker 1: that the right thing to do or the wrong thing
Speaker 1: to do? Where do you fall? You just murdered with
Speaker 1: a sword in sphere? You just murdered thirty thousand of
Speaker 1: your own citizens. It's hard to defend anything like that. Ever,
Speaker 1: that's pretty much the worst thing in the world. But
Speaker 1: should you have handed the Byzantine Empire over to an
Speaker 1: angry boligan mob? Would that be better in the long run?
Speaker 1: Would the people be governed better? Would more than thirty
Speaker 1: thousand lives be lost if you had handed control over
Speaker 1: to this mob. I'm not taking a position because there
Speaker 1: is no good position. But that's my point, and that's
Speaker 1: the lesson we have to have today. You have to understand,
Speaker 1: and I have to understand that life is not like
Speaker 1: the books in the movies. Lots of the time, lots
Speaker 1: of the time in life, personal life, political, business wise,
Speaker 1: there aren't good decisions, good choices to make that make
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Speaker 1: the first time this has ever happened. Jewish producer Chris
Speaker 1: has come up with a good idea, he said during
Speaker 1: the break. He said, this reminds me of the bombing
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Speaker 1: To me, we made the right one. But yeah, we
Speaker 1: incinerated a lot of women and children with those bombs.
Speaker 1: And he said, I should do a show on that,
Speaker 1: and I can't believe I've never done one on it.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow I've never given away what I'm talking about either. Tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow is gonna be Adam Bomb Day, so we're gonna
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Speaker 1: This Andrew Cuomo thinks getting bad. I have a different
Speaker 1: opinion on it than everyone else. I'll explain. Hang on,
Speaker 1: this is the Jesse Kelly Show. This is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. We are progressing every single day. I don't
Speaker 1: have a particular timeline, but all I can do is
Speaker 1: communicate both to the American public and to the individual
Speaker 1: seeking protection, that we are working around the clock, seven
Speaker 1: days a week to make that time frame as short
Speaker 1: as possible. But they need to wait. But they need
Speaker 1: to wait with a particular goal in mind. We are
Speaker 1: not saying don't come. We are saying don't come now.
Speaker 1: Maybe the most jaw dropping piece of audio I've ever
Speaker 1: played on the show. I will play it again later.
Speaker 1: That is the Department of Homeland Security telling illegal immigrants.
Speaker 1: We're not saying don't come, just don't come quite yet.
Speaker 1: That it's the guy that's the guy tasked with defending
Speaker 1: our borders, the Department of Homeland Imagine, just imagine this
Speaker 1: before I get to quote. I'm sorry, I don't mean
Speaker 1: to go off here, but just imagine any other country
Speaker 1: and the history of the world, pointing to people who
Speaker 1: wanted to come illegally and saying, you know what, actually,
Speaker 1: don't blame you at all for wanting to come. You
Speaker 1: can come. Oh of course. No, no, no, we're not
Speaker 1: saying don't come. No, just look, wait a little while,
Speaker 1: and then you can pour in here illegally. Honest A
Speaker 1: snow big deal, snow, big deal. All right. The New
Speaker 1: York Times is after Cuomo. Well, let me take that back.
Speaker 1: Every single entity on the planet is after Andrew Cuomo.
Speaker 1: He Now, this is the headline from the New York Times.
Speaker 1: Cuomo accused of unwanted advance at a wedding quote can
Speaker 1: I kiss you? And I'm not going to go out
Speaker 1: of the details of the ladies name and everything else.
Speaker 1: Cuomo once again being very much nineteen fifties high powered
Speaker 1: businessman New Yorker kind of a thing. Hey, little ladyn't
Speaker 1: you come sit on Santa's lap? Kind of a stuff.
Speaker 1: Just really obviously not the kind of thing you want
Speaker 1: to do in the workplace. Fellas, really forget about the
Speaker 1: workplace really anywhere in general. When you're placing your hand
Speaker 1: on a woman and she throws said hand off, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't mind if you're doing a little flirting or something,
Speaker 1: but if the woman throws said hand off, that's pretty
Speaker 1: much a good indication you should keep your hands off.
Speaker 1: Only because he's Andrew Cuomo used to being more powerful
Speaker 1: than all the men and women around him, did not
Speaker 1: keep her hands off. I'm sure his hands off. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you've seen by now the picture going around online.
Speaker 1: He's grabbed. He then grabbed her face with both hands.
Speaker 1: It's just handsy people, It's whatever. Whatever. I'm setting that
Speaker 1: aside because here's my take on Cuomo. Obviously, this stuff
Speaker 1: is not good. I'm not going to defend ever harassment
Speaker 1: of women in the workplace. I mean, it's okay if
Speaker 1: the if look, if you're to me more and you
Speaker 1: want to harass one of the dudes like in the
Speaker 1: movie Disclosure, that's perfectly fine. But what Chris, all right,
Speaker 1: never mind, it's not fine. But still, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to defend the harassment of women in the workplace. How
Speaker 1: is this the biggest part of this story? Andrew Cuomo
Speaker 1: is responsible for thousands and thousands of old people drowning
Speaker 1: in their own lung fluid in his state. Andrew Cuomo
Speaker 1: is responsible. He told places they had, He told nursing homes,
Speaker 1: the places where everybody's vulnerable, that they had to take
Speaker 1: COVID patients. They then took said COVID patients. COVID spread
Speaker 1: around the nursing home and killed thousands, thousands of New Yorkers,
Speaker 1: thousands of them. And I'm supposed to pretend like the
Speaker 1: controversy here is Cuomo talking inappropriately and getting too handsy.
Speaker 1: That's the outrage. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: all outrage is not the same what Chris. Yeah, Chris
Speaker 1: is trying to say they we're blaming all that on Trump.
Speaker 1: It's true. No, I get the dynamics of it, but
Speaker 1: can we And I'm fine with Cuomo going down, but
Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna go down. And I don't
Speaker 1: think the harassment stuff is even close close to the
Speaker 1: biggest part of this story. I know that makes people mad.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, harassments problem, as I just said,
Speaker 1: it's not as big of a problem them as being
Speaker 1: personally responsible for murdering people. That is a big, big deal.
Speaker 1: And you notice, you notice what the national press is
Speaker 1: focusing on. Have you noticed? I sure have every single
Speaker 1: story is about the harassment. A new accuser coming forward.
Speaker 1: Cuomo said this to this reporter. Cuomo said this to
Speaker 1: this aid, Okay, I'm not saying don't report on it.
Speaker 1: That's us fine, But what about all the dead old people?
Speaker 1: Do old people not matter? I think old people are
Speaker 1: an important part of any society in the history of mankind,
Speaker 1: a critically important part should be treasured, sadly often forgotten
Speaker 1: discarded by young people who lack perspectives through that, so
Speaker 1: we just cast them aside. I'm not dealing with that.
Speaker 1: Old people are really important. Children are really really important.
Speaker 1: These are the things that bind society together. And Andrew
Speaker 1: Cuomo is responsible for killing thousands of them. And no,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do what the system wants me
Speaker 1: to do. And that's chased the newest shiny object around
Speaker 1: the room. Oh, Cuomo harassment, Cuomo harassment. No, the scandal
Speaker 1: here is Andrew Cuomo killing thousands of people then lying
Speaker 1: about it. And you know what else the scandal is.
Speaker 1: The scandal is the American media knowing, knowing that Andrew
Speaker 1: Cuomo was responsible for thousands of people dying, and not
Speaker 1: just protecting him celebrating him. They gave him an Emmy,
Speaker 1: He's been on the cover of magazine, he sold a
Speaker 1: book about leadership during a pandemic. And you want me
Speaker 1: to think the big scandal is him being a hand
Speaker 1: creep with some reporter some aid. No, that is not
Speaker 1: the scandal. Death happens to be a bigger, bigger deal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you want to burn him for the rasp and stuff too,
Speaker 1: That's fine with me. I don't care. I don't have
Speaker 1: any love for the guy. Keep your hands off of people.
Speaker 1: But the big deal here is people dying. Now. I
Speaker 1: don't just want to gloss over what I said before
Speaker 1: about how I don't think he's going down. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: I don't think Andrew Cuomo's going down for this. You
Speaker 1: see all the wolves coming for him. Now. Do you
Speaker 1: know how one corrupt New York politics is in two
Speaker 1: How entrenched in that political system the Cuomo family is
Speaker 1: Cuomo's father governor, governor who denied the existence of organized crime.
Speaker 1: Wink wink gee. I can't imagine why. And all these
Speaker 1: stories are coming out now of Andrew Cuomo acting like
Speaker 1: a bully telling people or else telling people all get you,
Speaker 1: telling people You're gonna regret this All ruin. You all
Speaker 1: do all this, and this is just how this guy
Speaker 1: conducts himself. Why do you think he conducts himself that way?
Speaker 1: Because he always has. It's always worked. That's how that
Speaker 1: family operates. I have been wired in before, or at
Speaker 1: least been semi wired and at least aware of how
Speaker 1: a state's political system runs, how a major city's political
Speaker 1: system runs. You think the federal government is bad, and
Speaker 1: obviously it's bad. I have no love for the federal government.
Speaker 1: These people, these people are organized crime. Andrew Cuomo has
Speaker 1: more friends and powerful places than New York then you
Speaker 1: can possibly fathom he ain't going down mark my words.
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Speaker 1: BIDE Administration. We may a commitment that we look at
Speaker 1: Mexico as an equal, not as somebody who is south
Speaker 1: of our border. You are equal, and what you do
Speaker 1: in Mexico and how you succeed impacts dramatically on what
Speaker 1: the rest of the hemisphere will look like. Okay, no
Speaker 1: they're not. Let's let's let's let's be frank about something
Speaker 1: here before I move on to the military stuff. I
Speaker 1: have emails, I have podcast reviews eight seven seven three
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Speaker 1: show dot com. Why do we do this equal thing?
Speaker 1: What is it with people in this We're equally loved
Speaker 1: by God and that's about where equality gets. There's no equality.
Speaker 1: That's not a thing that exists. Stop telling people that
Speaker 1: that's absurd. Mexico is not are equal. And you know,
Speaker 1: I'm the Mexico lover. I'm the Mexico absolute freak. I
Speaker 1: think they could be a superpower. I love the people.
Speaker 1: I love the food, I love the music, I love
Speaker 1: the beer. The chicks are hot. It's a tourist destination.
Speaker 1: I love Mexico. Mexico is not our equal. They are
Speaker 1: not our equal. They exist off of us. Said, Look,
Speaker 1: we use them too. Don't get me wrong, but why
Speaker 1: is this some obsession people have. I'll never understand it.
Speaker 1: I'll never understand this obsession people have or act like
Speaker 1: they have with inclusivity. Inclusivity inclusive might be the most
Speaker 1: overrated thing in the history of mankind. And you know what,
Speaker 1: you think so too, even if you don't acknowledge it.
Speaker 1: Do you want to be in the inclusive job? Is
Speaker 1: that the job you want to get? Is your dream job,
Speaker 1: the inclusive job that let's everyone in. Or do you
Speaker 1: dream about the exclusive job, the job no one else
Speaker 1: can get. I talk on the radio and television for
Speaker 1: a living, Chris, my producer. This is having a show
Speaker 1: that gets naturally syndicated is a dream for almost every
Speaker 1: radio host in America, they'll work twenty thirty years and
Speaker 1: never get it. By the grace of God and a
Speaker 1: lot of dumb luck, I got it after like a
Speaker 1: year and a half. We do a naturally syndicated show,
Speaker 1: Coast to Coast Down every day. This is a dream job.
Speaker 1: Why would I want it to be more inclusive? People
Speaker 1: want the exclusive job. They want to eat at the
Speaker 1: exclusive restaurant they want to sit, and the exclusive seats
Speaker 1: at the local sporting event. Fellas, do you want your
Speaker 1: wife to be just any woman? Or do you want
Speaker 1: her to be some dime with a sense of humor? Oh? Oh,
Speaker 1: why aren't you being inclusive? I thought you wanted to
Speaker 1: be inclusive? Ladies, do you want the out of work
Speaker 1: guy who's four hundred and fifty pounds and no ambition? Oh?
Speaker 1: What you want? You would like a handsome, successful man
Speaker 1: who cares for you and loves you. Why aren't you
Speaker 1: being more inclusive? Get out of here with that exclusive.
Speaker 1: Exclusive is what matters. It's okay to be better than
Speaker 1: other people. It's okay to do something better than other
Speaker 1: people and acknowledge people who do it better than you.
Speaker 1: I will tell you back to the radio thing. When
Speaker 1: the great Rush Thimba passed away. I had a bunch
Speaker 1: of people, a bunch of people watch. I was shocked
Speaker 1: by Ah Jesse, you should be the next Rush. You
Speaker 1: should be the next Rush. You're the next Rush. WHOA
Speaker 1: You know, I'm the most arrogant person on the face
Speaker 1: of the planet. There ain't no next Rush Limbaugh. There's
Speaker 1: one Rush Limbaugh. I will never be Rush Limbaugh. I
Speaker 1: can't do that. I can't play basketball like Lebron James.
Speaker 1: I can't write like the great writers out there. I
Speaker 1: can't do math like this guy, or do medicine like
Speaker 1: this guy. And I don't want to. You know what's
Speaker 1: wrong with that? Nothing. I don't want to be involved
Speaker 1: in anything except for my church that's inclusive, and even
Speaker 1: then I want limits on it. Even then I want
Speaker 1: limits on it. No, all ideologies aren't welcome, and your
Speaker 1: religion's probably the same. No, you don't get to walk
Speaker 1: into Chris's synagogue and open up the Koran. No you
Speaker 1: don't get to walk into this Muslim place of worship
Speaker 1: and open up a Christian Bible. No. Inclusive so criminally overrated. Exclusive.
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with saying America's the most powerful country
Speaker 1: on Earth by far the most important country in the
Speaker 1: Western hemisphere, and we're allowed to use some of that
Speaker 1: influence over Mexico. If Mexico doesn't like us using that influence,
Speaker 1: the way to get out of that is not to
Speaker 1: whine about it. It's to go embrace your potential and
Speaker 1: become an incredible country, which I have always said in
Speaker 1: Mexico absolutely can be. They have the natural resources for it,
Speaker 1: they have the family environment for it. They they're ready,
Speaker 1: they shoot, They border on two oceans. They are primed
Speaker 1: up and ready for dominance. Baby, go unscrew your government
Speaker 1: system and figure it out. But inclusive, I'm so sick
Speaker 1: of this, inclusive, just absolutely so sick of it. The
Speaker 1: truth is this, I'm about to read this to you,
Speaker 1: and I want you to understand something about this. This
Speaker 1: is an officer, a leader in the United States military.
Speaker 1: He's a colonel. His name is Daniel Blackman. I am
Speaker 1: not telling you to go social media mob this guy.
Speaker 1: Please don't do that. But he put up a public
Speaker 1: social media post yesterday because there are new standards now
Speaker 1: for women, well for everybody, it's mainly for women in
Speaker 1: the military about having your nails done and getting your
Speaker 1: hair long, and he put up a post a picture
Speaker 1: a colonel in the military. In the army has a
Speaker 1: picture of him wearing nail polish, publicly wearing nail polish.
Speaker 1: This inclusivity stuff is absolute darb, absolute garbage. I am sorry,
Speaker 1: but what I'm about to say is one hundred percent true.
Speaker 1: The feminization of the American military is a bigger national
Speaker 1: security threat than China and Russia combined. No, it's not inclusive.
Speaker 1: If you want Jadel's done, you want your handlong, you
Speaker 1: want to be Yeah, I want to be my own person.
Speaker 1: You can be that, be that somewhere else. In the military.
Speaker 1: It is an exclusive environment. You must be able to
Speaker 1: achieve X, Y, and z or back to the civilian
Speaker 1: world with you. And that's how you want your military.
Speaker 1: That's how you want it. But for some reason, ninety
Speaker 1: percent of the right, forget about the communes on the left,
Speaker 1: ninety percent of the right doesn't have the guts to
Speaker 1: stand up and say that, well, just I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: we want to be we want to we want to
Speaker 1: empower women. What does that stupid statement even mean? Empower women?
Speaker 1: Women have always had a lot of power over men,
Speaker 1: and the smart ones know exactly how to use it too.
Speaker 1: A lot of power over men. Get out of here
Speaker 1: with that. I want to empower women. It empowers women
Speaker 1: to force them into roles with men and adjust the
Speaker 1: standards so they can get in. Does that empower women
Speaker 1: or does that bring everybody down? That brings everyone down.
Speaker 1: And not only do we have this rot working its
Speaker 1: way through the military that I've been warning you about
Speaker 1: for a long time, the rot is bragging about how
Speaker 1: rotten it is a colonel in the United States Army
Speaker 1: on social media publicly. Look at my long nails and
Speaker 1: my nail polish. You can't be serious with that. Gosh,
Speaker 1: you know what we're talking to Jai Jones about that
Speaker 1: here in just a second for marine. Hang up. I
Speaker 1: don't like beats. This is not new, This is not news.
Speaker 1: This is something every single one of you knows this
Speaker 1: about me and looking vegetables in general, but beats in particular,
Speaker 1: I hate. So I've had people ask me, now, well,
Speaker 1: why are you talking about super beats all the time? Then,
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Speaker 1: third free. You know what's underrated? Being outside. I feel
Speaker 1: like kids do not appreciate enough being outside today. And
Speaker 1: depending on which region you are or where you live
Speaker 1: in the country, a lot of people do not get
Speaker 1: the joy of being outside. I love my next guest
Speaker 1: show by the Way, on Fox Nation, and because he
Speaker 1: embraces it and shows you how great it could be.
Speaker 1: Joining me now Combat Veteran Marine Corps Separified Johnny Joey Jones, Johnny,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something, buddy. I love you showing
Speaker 1: people how much fun being outside can be and how
Speaker 1: healthy it can be. It's absolutely necessary, man, Thanks for
Speaker 1: having me on too. You bet it is necessary, and
Speaker 1: for boys especially, I can't speak for women, and it's
Speaker 1: healthy for women too. But I have sons for boys.
Speaker 1: I will tell you, man, I see a difference in
Speaker 1: happiness level in my sons if we spend a day fishing,
Speaker 1: even walking around outside, doing something out in the wild,
Speaker 1: versus a day, you know, bad weather or something like
Speaker 1: that we stay inside all day. I see a difference
Speaker 1: in my sons. No, I'll tell you one of the
Speaker 1: reasons why I'm so passionate about this. I used to
Speaker 1: be in the military nonprofit world, and I learned through
Speaker 1: a doctor that our essins, our sleep cycle is dependent
Speaker 1: upon a certain UV ray at a certain time of days,
Speaker 1: like eight in the morning till ten in the morning
Speaker 1: for most places, and you need a certain amount of
Speaker 1: that and it starts a chemical reaction in your body
Speaker 1: and about I mean it's like eight or ten hours later,
Speaker 1: melotonin is released and it's time to go to sleep
Speaker 1: because of the sunlight you got that morning. And that's
Speaker 1: just how important being outside is for us. And when
Speaker 1: you realize kind of how delicate I guess in that way,
Speaker 1: which I hate that word, but you know, just how
Speaker 1: depending or how much of a of an ecosystem that
Speaker 1: we're still a part of, is us being there and
Speaker 1: getting certain things from the world around us that doesn't
Speaker 1: come through a screen or you know, HVAC system. That's
Speaker 1: a big deal. And so for me, like when I
Speaker 1: was recovering coming out of water, read and Betzda back then.
Speaker 1: I'm so old. Back then they were two different places
Speaker 1: that getting outside was this amazing thing. Right, I've been
Speaker 1: in a hospital room for a month, and I would
Speaker 1: just go out and sit and let the sunbeam on me,
Speaker 1: kind of like you see in movies when people are recovering.
Speaker 1: And it was such a it's such an amazing thing
Speaker 1: for me that as soon as I could start hunting
Speaker 1: and being interactive with nature, that was my way of
Speaker 1: doing it. All Right. I wasn't gonna go hiking, right,
Speaker 1: but I could. I could find places I could go
Speaker 1: hunt that we're adaptable, and that just started a passion
Speaker 1: that here we are ten years later and I can
Speaker 1: do it professionally, which is kind of crazy, isn't that wild?
Speaker 1: Tell me Tell me about this show. Tell the people
Speaker 1: about the show. I haven't seen it yet. You know,
Speaker 1: the best way I described Fox Nation outdoors is the
Speaker 1: name's really fitting. Right. We're going to Fox Nation. We're
Speaker 1: going to the people that tune in the fox from
Speaker 1: all over the country. We hunted in Maine, in Texas
Speaker 1: and m Arkansas and Utah and Colorado and and so
Speaker 1: we go all over the country, and we go places
Speaker 1: that most people will consider a flyover country. I mean,
Speaker 1: one place we went, everyone in this town is named
Speaker 1: the same last name. So finally, at some point ask
Speaker 1: somebody like, what's the name of the people you guys
Speaker 1: marry Like, you're all a Jacoby. Who's the other family?
Speaker 1: And uh, and but that's it's just such a small place,
Speaker 1: but it's in the literal heart of Texas, is called
Speaker 1: Heart of Texas. And we went there to bow hunt
Speaker 1: white tail and access there and we learned this whole
Speaker 1: amazing place. And the whole point here is I love
Speaker 1: unt hunting is the medium of the show, but the
Speaker 1: point of the show is to connect more of the
Speaker 1: country and give more of the country representation and put
Speaker 1: them on the map, if you will, on the big
Speaker 1: screen more often. And we bring celebrities there with us,
Speaker 1: and you know, if we can cross pollinate more, maybe
Speaker 1: people will start to understand everybody a little bit better,
Speaker 1: at least understand who the conservatives are in this country
Speaker 1: that don't live in New York. Explain hunting for the
Speaker 1: person who's never hunted. Can't bring themselves, you know, to
Speaker 1: accept the thought of murdering an animal. You know that
Speaker 1: kind of a thing. And look, I'm actually trying to
Speaker 1: be I grew up hunting and fishing, so I'm obviously
Speaker 1: comfortable with it, but I realize how it looks to
Speaker 1: people who haven't done it. Explain it in your own way. No,
Speaker 1: of course, absolutely, Listen, I've respect for all life. I mean,
Speaker 1: for the majority of my life. I would go through
Speaker 1: great links to not kill an insect for two reasons.
Speaker 1: One respect for life and two I know that insect
Speaker 1: plays a role in this world that I cannot overlook.
Speaker 1: And so that's the amount of respect I have for
Speaker 1: the wildlife around us. You cannot be a decent hunter
Speaker 1: unless you have a love and appreciation for the animal
Speaker 1: you're hunting, because you have to spend time and work
Speaker 1: learning that animal, understanding that animal to be not only
Speaker 1: an effective hunter, but more importantly, an ethical hunter. And
Speaker 1: that's what we show in the show. There are episodes
Speaker 1: in the show where we have an opportunity we don't
Speaker 1: take and I tell why. And really, when you watch
Speaker 1: the show, you learn that hunting is super interactive. You're
Speaker 1: interacting with these animals, even if it's from a couple
Speaker 1: hundred yards away, through your smell, your movement, noise, and
Speaker 1: everything you do where you locate yourself and a lot
Speaker 1: of these places we're creating through conservation, long term habitat
Speaker 1: for these animals to populate, so that hunting is how
Speaker 1: we control them. For example, if we go into Texas
Speaker 1: and we hunt hogs, it's because we created through agriculture
Speaker 1: and livestock. We created food for the hogs, and hogs
Speaker 1: can have litters three times a year. And hogs are
Speaker 1: overpopulated by the way, they're not even in business North
Speaker 1: America to begin with. So now it's our responsibility to
Speaker 1: go in and keep the hog population down. Otherwise they're
Speaker 1: not going to be able to survive, and surely nothing
Speaker 1: around them will. And so those are the dependencies that
Speaker 1: we've created just by having the world we live in,
Speaker 1: and people like myself and the people I go hunting
Speaker 1: with are why we're able to keep balanced there. You
Speaker 1: mentioned hog hunting just now. It is a huge problem
Speaker 1: here in Texas. I need you to talk me into something.
Speaker 1: I want to go hog hunting I've not been since
Speaker 1: I moved to this state. I really want to go
Speaker 1: helicopter hog hunting at night in this state and feel
Speaker 1: like a commando. I do, however, despise helicopters. I have
Speaker 1: no fear of flying or anything like that. It's not
Speaker 1: that I do not trust helicopters every time. When I
Speaker 1: was in one in the Marine Corps, I was just
Speaker 1: sitting there the whole time, waiting to die. I think
Speaker 1: they're made to fall out of the sky and I
Speaker 1: hate them. Talk me into it. Oh, listen. The best
Speaker 1: anecdote I have I don't know if I can say
Speaker 1: it on your show, but a man looked at me.
Speaker 1: He was about ten years older me. He'd let me
Speaker 1: know that hog hunting out of a helicopter was better
Speaker 1: than a certain thing most men enjoy after the age
Speaker 1: of forty, and I was almost thirty years old at
Speaker 1: that point when I landed. He asked me, and I said,
Speaker 1: one in a month or two, I'll let you know,
Speaker 1: but I would imagine it's probably better than those things,
Speaker 1: even after the age of thirty. Like that was the
Speaker 1: most fun I've ever had in my life. Far. None
Speaker 1: I've been to war, I've done the cool things, and
Speaker 1: this is the closest thing to that. If your kids
Speaker 1: like video games and you want them to enjoy hunting,
Speaker 1: get them in a helicopter. Do don't even put a
Speaker 1: gun in their hand if they're not ready for it,
Speaker 1: but get them in a helicopter to experience the sex ercisese.
Speaker 1: It is the most amazing thing you'll ever do because
Speaker 1: it's so interactive. You're if you're holding there and you're
Speaker 1: comfortable with them, and that's what you use the hunt with.
Speaker 1: You're sighted in on something at one hundred yards and
Speaker 1: within ten seconds you're at twenty yards and you're following it.
Speaker 1: You're telling it's it's a crazy thing. And the best
Speaker 1: thing about is the communication and in the way that
Speaker 1: you work as a team. Is such an exercise. If
Speaker 1: you don't pull the trigger once that day, you've had
Speaker 1: to communicate with all four or three people in the
Speaker 1: helicopter and be aware of the safety things around you,
Speaker 1: and a good pilot keeps you there. And it's just
Speaker 1: a great exercise too. When you land and you walk
Speaker 1: away from doing it, you feel like, Okay, well I
Speaker 1: can drive in traffic now and I'm not going to
Speaker 1: have a wreck. Like, I can go and mitigate three
Speaker 1: people I don't like, and I'm not going to get
Speaker 1: upset because your mind is just in tune to risk management,
Speaker 1: self awareness, situational awareness, and getting the mission done. And
Speaker 1: I just I think it's a great teamwork exercise. Real quickly,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at a picture of a colonel. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to call out his name again, showing off. Is
Speaker 1: an active duty colonel in the US Army, showing off
Speaker 1: his long nails and nail polish. This new inclusive military,
Speaker 1: I say, is a huge deal. People don't know what
Speaker 1: a huge deal it is because it is going to
Speaker 1: absolutely ruin us this obsession we have with feminizing ourselves.
Speaker 1: What say you? It's feminizing, yes, but even beyond that,
Speaker 1: you don't get to have a personality working in the military.
Speaker 1: You want to quality. Everyone saves their head. You want
Speaker 1: to quality. No one faces their nails. You want a quality.
Speaker 1: No one wears makeup. You want a quality. No one
Speaker 1: does anything that is a definable characteristic of who they
Speaker 1: are as an individual, because you just you literally get
Speaker 1: paid to not be one. And I hate that. I
Speaker 1: hate that people are so repulsed by that. But it's
Speaker 1: the military is not meant to be a thirty year career.
Speaker 1: The military is it meant to be a season in
Speaker 1: your life where you sacrifice things you enjoy to include
Speaker 1: your personality, to serve a greater good, which is this
Speaker 1: country and everyone in it. That's all it is. It's
Speaker 1: all it ever should be. One of the worst things
Speaker 1: we ever did was create this narrative, and we did
Speaker 1: it in recruiter's office. Is where you enlisting the military
Speaker 1: and because us the time award. That's a lifelong dependency
Speaker 1: in a relationship that you'll always act like that owe
Speaker 1: that the government owes you for something. And this is
Speaker 1: the next thing in that they owe you your personality
Speaker 1: and individuality while you're serving. They owe you what's important
Speaker 1: to you before what you contribute to the mission. And
Speaker 1: that's where we got about it. Oh watch Fox Nation Outdoors. Everybody,
Speaker 1: you will enjoy it. Separate five. My brother, appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Thank you. The man brings up a point. Oh, we
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Speaker 1: and now you get to hear it too. Hang on
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Speaker 1: talking about how handsome I am just my greatness in general?
Speaker 1: What Chris? This one's titled Professor Jesse, This demi god
Speaker 1: of the air waves explains complex ideas and tackles the
Speaker 1: hard questions his booming yet lustrous voice. Chris, do I
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Speaker 1: Shut up anyway? Gives you the mental picture of a
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Speaker 1: don't bog you down with facts like in the year
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Speaker 1: is what you get. Wow. Look there's real vue and
Speaker 1: just accepting who you are. You know who I am.
Speaker 1: I'm a man who's always wanted to dive for sunken treasure.
Speaker 1: I can't help it. It's inside of me. Ever since
Speaker 1: we did that show on Ernest Shackleton. I've wanted to
Speaker 1: be an Arctic to explore. I want to climb ice mountains.
Speaker 1: I want to have this this I don't know if
Speaker 1: you would call it a cottage, but this wooden shelter
Speaker 1: with a big wooden stove in it, where I will
Speaker 1: gather at the end of the day, maybe with a
Speaker 1: couple of buddies or maybe by myself, and I will
Speaker 1: sip on whiskey that I've left outside in the snow,
Speaker 1: and I will eat seals, seal steaks. And don't don't
Speaker 1: call or email here lecturing me about wanting to try
Speaker 1: seal steaks. You know what this is. This is the
Speaker 1: feminization of society as a whole of this anti seal stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, you want to try seal steaks. Look at
Speaker 1: that fat tub of goo. You know that has to
Speaker 1: be delicious. What, Chris, They're not all fat, Chris. Chris said,
Speaker 1: marbling is fine, but all fat is terrible. Dude. That
Speaker 1: the seals fly through the water, don't let the appearance
Speaker 1: fool you. Seals have a ton of muscle in there.
Speaker 1: It would be a ton of fat because they need
Speaker 1: it to keep themselves warm. And that kind of water
Speaker 1: and plus it'd be a ton of meat, good meat.
Speaker 1: And anyway, back to what I was saying about the
Speaker 1: feminization part of society thing. You don't want people to
Speaker 1: eat seals because seals are adorable. It's the same reason
Speaker 1: we've talked about this before. It's the same reason you
Speaker 1: always root for the lion and you never root for
Speaker 1: the hyena. The lion is a beautiful creature, majestic, powerful.
Speaker 1: You enjoy the lion, and you always think the hyena
Speaker 1: is the bad guy. They even made like the most
Speaker 1: famous cartoon movie of all time, The Lion King. And
Speaker 1: who is the bad guy? The dirty hyenas? Right? Oh? Why? What?
Speaker 1: What does the hyena do wrong? They are absurdly loyal creatures,
Speaker 1: family environment creatures. They're cool. I believe they have the
Speaker 1: strongest bite. I may have this wrong. They have the
Speaker 1: strongest bite of the land animal kingdom. I'm not making
Speaker 1: that up. I know they can crush bones because they
Speaker 1: often do so. Powerful. Cool, But you know why you
Speaker 1: don't like hyenas the same reason I don't like Chris
Speaker 1: because they're annoying. In all seriousness, you don't like hyenas
Speaker 1: because they're ugly and they're annoying. You. You're not being
Speaker 1: very inclusive. You're rooting for the lion because of the beauty.
Speaker 1: Why the ugly hyena doesn't get rooted for? And that's
Speaker 1: why you fence seals. Oh look at this little puppy
Speaker 1: dog eyes. He's probably thinking about how bad he was
Speaker 1: to snuggle on my lap. The same things going through
Speaker 1: a seal's mind are going through everyone else's mind. I
Speaker 1: would look to eat and sleep and hopefully made one day.
Speaker 1: That's what all animals think. But because they have those huge,
Speaker 1: adorable wise, you don't want to eat them. I do
Speaker 1: want to eat them. I want to eat them as
Speaker 1: I'm an Arctic explorer. And then what Chris. Chris just
Speaker 1: looked up a picture of the ribs online. Acknowledge they
Speaker 1: look fantastic. Imagine I want you to picture this. Take
Speaker 1: those seal ribs, the baby seal ribs. Imagine smoking those
Speaker 1: on a smoker all day long, four or five hours,
Speaker 1: appropriately seasoned. The juices. Oh gosh, I can taste it.
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna eat seal on the show. That'll probably
Speaker 1: be the day they finally kick us off here everything
Speaker 1: else we've said, the day we eat see will be
Speaker 1: the day they kick us off the air. But I
Speaker 1: want to be an Arctic explorer and during the summer
Speaker 1: months or when I need a break, everybody needs a break.
Speaker 1: I want to dive in shipwrecks. In fact, if you've
Speaker 1: ever dived in or around a shipwreck or you know
Speaker 1: who does this, I want a phone call or an
Speaker 1: email eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven
Speaker 1: three Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. I'm obsessed
Speaker 1: with scuba diving. I want to swim through an ancient shipwreck.
Speaker 1: And yes, I want to go in the boat. I
Speaker 1: wanted what Chris, Oh, come on, where's your sense of adventure?
Speaker 1: Did you wish people not do scuba diving? What's wrong
Speaker 1: with you? Hang on, I'm not done yet. Wake up
Speaker 1: and text, Text and eat, Text and catch the bus,
Speaker 1: Text and miss your stop. Wait, Text and be late
Speaker 1: to work sorryly, Text and work, Text and pretend to work.
Speaker 1: Text and X surprised when someone calls you out for
Speaker 1: not working. Text and meet up with a friend you
Speaker 1: haven't seen in forever. Hi, Text and complain that they're
Speaker 1: on their phone the whole time. Text and listen to
Speaker 1: them complain that you're on your phone the whole time.
Speaker 1: Text and whatever. But when you get behind the wheel,
Speaker 1: give your phone to a passenger, put it in the
Speaker 1: glove box. Just don't text and drive. Visit stop texts
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Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Email your love,
Speaker 1: your hate, your death, threats, your ask doctor Jesse questions.
Speaker 1: Remember I'm gonna start sprinkling those in a little throughout
Speaker 1: the week. Although we know what day Friday is. It's
Speaker 1: asked doctor Jesse Friday. And I want you're diving in
Speaker 1: shipwreck stories because I'm going to do it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get it done. Remember towld you about that time I
Speaker 1: went scuba diving in the cave Chris. It was epic.
Speaker 1: I didn't see, what is your problem? Did? No sense
Speaker 1: of adventure, no sense of adventure at all. I want
Speaker 1: to but these guys because there's this story out here.
Speaker 1: And at first I was like, wow, I don't like thieves,
Speaker 1: and that's that's what I said at first. And then
Speaker 1: I thought to myself, I could do this. I want
Speaker 1: to do this. You know what I'm gonna do this.
Speaker 1: It's time eight seven seven three seven seven four three
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Speaker 1: We are progressing every single day. I don't have a
Speaker 1: particular timeline, but all I can do is communicate both
Speaker 1: to the American public and to the individual seeking protection,
Speaker 1: that we are working around the clock, seven days a
Speaker 1: week to make that time frame as short as possible.
Speaker 1: But they need to wait. But they need to wait
Speaker 1: with a particular goal in mind. We are not saying
Speaker 1: don't come. We are saying don't come now here in
Speaker 1: so much trouble. That's the head of the DHS. So
Speaker 1: we're not saying don't come, just don't come now all right.
Speaker 1: This from Irish Times dot com. A team of divers
Speaker 1: in Argentina has stolen seven hundred liters or one hundred
Speaker 1: and eighty five gallons of artisanal beer that had been
Speaker 1: left there by three local breweries to age attached to
Speaker 1: a sunken ship on the ocean floor. Obviously, we don't
Speaker 1: encourage any theft of any kind, but this is an
Speaker 1: abandoned Soviet era ship sixty six feet underwater that sank
Speaker 1: in two fourteen and became a favorite spot of recreational divers.
Speaker 1: All right, Chris, we have to go to Argentina first
Speaker 1: and foremost, what because I wanted what? We're looking for
Speaker 1: shipwrecks men. We are explorers. Who knows what we're gonna
Speaker 1: find out there. It's a world of adventure and I
Speaker 1: need a spear gun. Oh, I'm oh, absolutely, I'm taking
Speaker 1: a spear gun with me. Find out how much a
Speaker 1: spear gun costs? Please, Chris. I want one that has
Speaker 1: a cool like cool barbs on it and stuff, and
Speaker 1: I want the oracle chiseled into the side of it.
Speaker 1: Maybe showgun what how much? A hundred bucks? That's nothing.
Speaker 1: I may buy a spear gun now and carried it
Speaker 1: out on my truck for a protection vehicle. O. How
Speaker 1: sweet would that be? You're getting carjacked and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, boom, spear gun right in his face. That
Speaker 1: guy's gone. That guy's gone. All right, I have to
Speaker 1: play this. I promised to play this creepy video. This
Speaker 1: is now. It's an online video that we had to
Speaker 1: cut up a little bit because there were some pauses
Speaker 1: and whatnot. I encourage you go check it out yourself.
Speaker 1: This is the Los Angeles Unified School District. They put
Speaker 1: out this video for children on my life. I'm not
Speaker 1: editing this. Go ahead, Chris. There's never been anything like
Speaker 1: this virus in our lifetime. Often it's hard to see
Speaker 1: the effects it's having on our children. Our scientists tell
Speaker 1: us there are three things we must do to stay safe.
Speaker 1: Wear masks, make sure we social distance, and wash our hands.
Speaker 1: And now your school, with the help of Microsoft Corporation,
Speaker 1: has created another introducing Daily Pass, your exclusive ticket for
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Speaker 1: your free on campus COVID test. The results are displayed
Speaker 1: in your Daily Pass, and if you choose to take
Speaker 1: your test off campus, you can post the results in
Speaker 1: your Daily Pass and the moment vaccinations are available, you'll
Speaker 1: simply be able to schedule yours three your Daily Pass.
Speaker 1: But the real magic is your daily health check. Just
Speaker 1: answer a few simple health questions every day, and like magic,
Speaker 1: your entrance ticket appears. I first saw this. When I
Speaker 1: first heard this, I had to start digging into it
Speaker 1: because I initially sent it to Chris right away, and
Speaker 1: I said, oh man, we have to talk about this
Speaker 1: on the show tomorrow. And then I pause. I said,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, wait a minute. I want to check
Speaker 1: this out, because I was sure that this had to
Speaker 1: be some kind of parody of some kind, that there's
Speaker 1: no way this is a real thing. You're, of course
Speaker 1: from Bill Gates, who I've already told you was a monster.
Speaker 1: Doesn't know he's a monster, but an absolute monster that
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you you're going to give me an app
Speaker 1: because it's an app on your phone where I have
Speaker 1: to answer questions or prove my COVID test, and it's
Speaker 1: a pass that will allow me access to go to
Speaker 1: school just to answer a few questions today on your
Speaker 1: app please, so we can scan your daily pass and
Speaker 1: make sure you've passed. Look what I make sure and
Speaker 1: you know you know what. I want you to play
Speaker 1: the whole thing again, Chris, because I want everyone to
Speaker 1: hear this again and understand this. Even listen to how
Speaker 1: it starts. Even how it starts creeps me out. There's
Speaker 1: never been anything like this virus in our lifetime. Often
Speaker 1: it's hard to see the effects it's having on our children.
Speaker 1: Our scientists tell us there are three things we must
Speaker 1: do to stay safe. Pause for a second, Chris, pause
Speaker 1: for a second. Listen to the music too, and the
Speaker 1: video makes it even worse. Just a happy, go lucky days.
Speaker 1: It's the Hobbits walking through a lovely field and Lord
Speaker 1: of the Rings. This is one of the happier times.
Speaker 1: Just come get your Daily Pass, answer a few questions,
Speaker 1: it's fine, go ahead. Things we must do to stay
Speaker 1: safe wear masks, make sure we social distance, and wash
Speaker 1: our hands. And now your school, with the help of
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Speaker 1: I'm creeped out. Speaking of scuba Ivan Chris, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you my quick Scubi I'm a story. We were
Speaker 1: on vacation and we went out and they have these
Speaker 1: things if you're not scuba certified, which to be truth
Speaker 1: is I'm not. I should get scuba certified because I
Speaker 1: love the water. I love being in it, I love
Speaker 1: being under it. I'm just I grew up in the water.
Speaker 1: We were always down at the pond, down at the lake,
Speaker 1: or or you know, my dad taught me how to
Speaker 1: swim by throwing me off a houseboat. I'm not making
Speaker 1: that up. I'm not making that story up. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: we were just always in the water and I ended
Speaker 1: up being a pretty good swimmer. So I'm very comfortable
Speaker 1: in the water. And if you go to and I
Speaker 1: mean they have these things almost anywhere an people where
Speaker 1: there's a beach, you can go out and take this
Speaker 1: day trip where if you're not scuba certified, they'll put
Speaker 1: you into water as a group with an instructor and
Speaker 1: he'll force you to go through you know, some testing
Speaker 1: as you do a couple of things, making sure you
Speaker 1: can grab your mouthpiece if you lose it, and do
Speaker 1: a couple of things like that, making sure you know
Speaker 1: how to rise with your vest and fall with your
Speaker 1: vest and things like that, and then they take you
Speaker 1: on just this little swim underwater to one I think,
Speaker 1: I forget what the number one. I think it's twenty
Speaker 1: or thirty feet. He guides a small group underwater, and
Speaker 1: then you can say you've scuba dived. You know, maybe
Speaker 1: you'll get close to a piece of coral, see a
Speaker 1: couple of fish. Everyone's snapping pictures with their underground cameras.
Speaker 1: That's it's it, right, I go do this trip. And
Speaker 1: my instructor was so cool, and it was a small group,
Speaker 1: and everybody in my group flamed out pretty early. I
Speaker 1: can't I can't emphasize this enough. Scuba diving is not
Speaker 1: for everybody. It is a very creepy experience for some.
Speaker 1: For some it's like the best thing they'll ever do
Speaker 1: in their lives. Everybody flames out of my group. My
Speaker 1: instructor can see that I'm very very very very very
Speaker 1: comfortable and I'm enjoying myself, and he calls me back
Speaker 1: up to the surface and he says, well, I mean
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to do this, but you want to
Speaker 1: go a little deeper. And I said, oh yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: I do very much. So and we go down, and
Speaker 1: we go down, and we're down about forty fifty feet
Speaker 1: and we see this shark underneath us. It's not something
Speaker 1: great white or something like that. I'm not shark wrestling.
Speaker 1: It was at four or five ft shark because it
Speaker 1: was not a big deal, but swimming underneath us. And
Speaker 1: he points at it and gives me the you know,
Speaker 1: the hands up signal of hey, you want to check
Speaker 1: it out? And I'm like, yes, I do, yes, I
Speaker 1: very much to take me down to the shark. We
Speaker 1: go down to the shark and now we're probably sixty
Speaker 1: seventy feet underwater, I would guess. And we're swimming around
Speaker 1: and he points to this cave, this underwater cave, only
Speaker 1: it's a through cave. And I would guess, Man, I
Speaker 1: don't want to get all the details wrong and make
Speaker 1: up a lie. I would guess. It's a hundred one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty feet long. You can see the light
Speaker 1: at the end of it. But he points and does
Speaker 1: the hands up thing and says, you want to go?
Speaker 1: I said, oh, yeah, I want to go. Hang on,
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Speaker 1: We have b K coming up in ten minutes. He
Speaker 1: has things to say about the direction of the military.
Speaker 1: He has a lot of things to say about Syria.
Speaker 1: That's going to be entertaining as always, and as you know,
Speaker 1: we're going to have to hear about his ab veins
Speaker 1: and how he's doing tan ops. I understand he's a meathead.
Speaker 1: He's our meat head. That's what we've got. Eight seven
Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com. Anyway, I'm down there with
Speaker 1: the Scooba guy. Scooba Guy looks at me, points to
Speaker 1: this cave. It's a long cave and asked me if
Speaker 1: I want to go, and it's not particularly wide. I
Speaker 1: mean it's wide enough that I can get through. Fine,
Speaker 1: it's not particularly vertically that big. I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: going to hit it, but I'm all in and we
Speaker 1: start swimming through this cave and I know, at this
Speaker 1: point in time, I'm supposed to be a nervous wreck.
Speaker 1: Best thing I've ever done in my life. It was
Speaker 1: so intense, it was so dark, and you felt like
Speaker 1: at any moment you might die. Gosh, it was sweet,
Speaker 1: but Chris, that stuff's exciting. That stuff's exciting. My only regret,
Speaker 1: my only regret, and swimming through that cave was that
Speaker 1: I didn't have my spear gun yet, because I would
Speaker 1: what Because I would have come out of that I
Speaker 1: would have come out of that cave with a fish
Speaker 1: on the end of my spear, and I would have
Speaker 1: been in that one moment, I would have been all
Speaker 1: that is man in that one moment. Serious, Remember Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly show dot com is the email address
Speaker 1: your love, your hate, your death, threats, your ask doctor
Speaker 1: Jesse questions. Send them all. I read every single email.
Speaker 1: They all go right to Jewish producer Chris. He prints
Speaker 1: them off, he hands into me. I read them. I
Speaker 1: will not respond. I get way way too many stuff
Speaker 1: is way too many messages as it is. I simply
Speaker 1: don't have enough time in the day. Plus I'm a jerk. Hey, Oracle,
Speaker 1: it is an email. Obviously, I heard you saying something
Speaker 1: about plumbers on the show and just wanted to say
Speaker 1: I'll write you were no surprise. He says, we need
Speaker 1: more plumbers and tradesmen. There's such a shortage. A lot
Speaker 1: of guys retired and there's such a demand. You know
Speaker 1: who wasn't laid off a single minute during the pandemic,
Speaker 1: me and everyone else I know who was a plumber, electrician,
Speaker 1: truck driver, etc. Side note, chicks dieg guys who are
Speaker 1: good with their hands and can fix stuff. They may
Speaker 1: say they like soy boys, but in reality they love
Speaker 1: guys they get their hands dirty. I was getting a haircut.
Speaker 1: Girl asked what my plans were. Later, I said, I'm
Speaker 1: putting brakes on my car. Her face lit up and
Speaker 1: said she loved guys they could work on their own stuff.
Speaker 1: By the way, haircutting chicks are smoking hot half the time.
Speaker 1: By the way, that's one two. As is often the case,
Speaker 1: the thing a woman says she loves she actually hates,
Speaker 1: and the thing a woman says she hates she actually loves.
Speaker 1: I just want a nice guy, as she hops on
Speaker 1: the back of the Harley Davidson with the guy in
Speaker 1: a leather jacket and tears off. That's a freaking lie.
Speaker 1: I just want a man who will do what I say.
Speaker 1: None of them actually believe that. They want a man
Speaker 1: who will lead in the right way. That's such a
Speaker 1: freaky why And I mean, I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I want him to I want him to have soft hands.
Speaker 1: Total lie, total lie. They love handy dudes, and you
Speaker 1: should you know what that's awesome, being able to work
Speaker 1: with your hands and stuff. Good for you, brother, And
Speaker 1: I meant what I said, fathers of sons, you are
Speaker 1: guiding your boys. How committed are you to making sure
Speaker 1: they get into college? And if you're making sure they're
Speaker 1: going to get into college, let me ask you something.
Speaker 1: Why why do you want them to go to college?
Speaker 1: Is it for you or is it for them? And
Speaker 1: I say that for this reason. I live in suburbia,
Speaker 1: hang out with our neighbors all the time. As you know,
Speaker 1: it's close neighborhood. I hear a lot of of Oh,
Speaker 1: Johnny got into here, Sarah got into here. I'm so
Speaker 1: proud he got in here. I hope he gets into here.
Speaker 1: Is it bragging rights for you? Or is it about
Speaker 1: the quality of life your child will have one day?
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people, and I mean a
Speaker 1: lot of people who graduate college after four years, drowning
Speaker 1: in student loan debt, making sixty seventy eighty thousand dollars
Speaker 1: a year assistant manager somewhere. I know a lot of
Speaker 1: millionaires who never went to college, learned a trade, started
Speaker 1: their own business mid to late twenties, and now they're
Speaker 1: driving around and a Mercedes Benz with a dime of
Speaker 1: a wife beside them. If you want a better life
Speaker 1: for your kids, maybe that better life is found in
Speaker 1: the trades. No student loan, debt, none whatsoever, a healthier existence.
Speaker 1: You're working with your hands. I don't mean you have
Speaker 1: to slave labor in the hot sun all day. Electricians
Speaker 1: don't do that. Plumbers don't do it. But you're out
Speaker 1: moving around, not sitting acquiring heart disease in a chair
Speaker 1: like I'm doing right now. You're handy. You'll save them
Speaker 1: money later off on repairs they need. They learn a
Speaker 1: little business sense, which is not the hardest thing in
Speaker 1: the world to learn. Soon you're starting your own shop,
Speaker 1: maybe God and get an employee or two, make the
Speaker 1: right call, or to pick up the right contract or too.
Speaker 1: Maybe your shop has to expand a little bit. Soon
Speaker 1: you got twenty employees, you're retiring at fifty years old.
Speaker 1: Would ten million in the bank. I thought you wanted
Speaker 1: them to have a good life. That's the goal, right,
Speaker 1: It's about them. It's not about you, not about your
Speaker 1: bragging rights. My twelve year old told me the other day.
Speaker 1: Because I have these discussions with my kids, I tell
Speaker 1: them you're welcome more than welcome to go to college.
Speaker 1: I'll do what I can to help you pay for it.
Speaker 1: I can't afford to pay for it all my own,
Speaker 1: and even if I could, I wouldn't. I will help
Speaker 1: you go to college. If you have a specific reason
Speaker 1: for being there. You're not gonna go find yourself. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna go just I just want the experience. If
Speaker 1: you have a specific job training reason to be there,
Speaker 1: go to college. If you don't, Nope, don't go. But
Speaker 1: I tell them all the time about trades trade schools.
Speaker 1: My oldest told me the other day, I think I
Speaker 1: want to be an electrician. I think it'd be a
Speaker 1: good job. And I said, my boy, you'll only have
Speaker 1: job security until people get tired of electricity. I think
Speaker 1: it's an excellent job. And you know what, chicks dig it.
Speaker 1: And I don't care if that offends you when I
Speaker 1: talk like that. A big part of a man's existence
Speaker 1: is trying to find a woman he love and trying
Speaker 1: and doing the things you have to do to find
Speaker 1: that woman. I ain't apologizing for it. You're at the
Speaker 1: wrong show. If that stuff offend you twenty five years old, well,
Speaker 1: your buddy's out. There slaving away fifty hours a week,
Speaker 1: making sixty grand a year. By twenty five, you're making
Speaker 1: well over one hundred driving a nice pickup truck. You're
Speaker 1: picking up that dime, taking her out to a steakhouse,
Speaker 1: getting ready to ask her to marry. You're putting a
Speaker 1: nice ring on her finger. You think she's gonna be
Speaker 1: a happy woman. Your dag on right, she is. Your
Speaker 1: dag on right, she is. There's a good life out there.
Speaker 1: And like this guy laid out in his email, the
Speaker 1: trades because they're so shunned and so ignored, I mean
Speaker 1: so ignored, they're getting old. The people who do them
Speaker 1: are getting old. I don't want to I don't want
Speaker 1: to say the wrong profession. I forgot it. I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1: It's a long time ago. I want to say easel mechanic.
Speaker 1: But this that might not be right. It maybe a
Speaker 1: welder and maybe and maybe a welder. It's something to
Speaker 1: do with one of those trades. It was just a
Speaker 1: stat I heard. The average age in the profession was
Speaker 1: sixty three years old. That's retirement age. That was the iron.
Speaker 1: That was the average age. The entire industry is yours.
Speaker 1: Go step into it. And make a fortune. Let your
Speaker 1: idiot buddy go get one hundred g's in college. Loan dead,
Speaker 1: don't make your money, have a nice life. We're gonna
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Speaker 1: Oh yes, as you can imagine, our boy Super Ninja
Speaker 1: Air Force PJ BK is going to have some thoughts
Speaker 1: over this vokeism that has infected our military like a virus. Again.
Speaker 1: He's also the host of World News with BK, especially
Speaker 1: on foreign policy stuff. If you want to bone up
Speaker 1: on things, highly recommended BK. This rot has real world consequences,
Speaker 1: my man. Yeah, Jesse, you know, and I it's shocking
Speaker 1: to me. And I don't know what the hell is
Speaker 1: going on with the military, but it seems to be
Speaker 1: accelerating over the last year. Maybe COVID has really driven
Speaker 1: everyone mad. But I'm seeing now on social media active
Speaker 1: duty Army officers like hanging in public, like the senior
Speaker 1: enlisted leadership basically complaining that their PT tests are too hard.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is unbelievable to me. I never thought
Speaker 1: i'd see this take coming. And it seems to be
Speaker 1: a movement within the military to just look at the
Speaker 1: military now is like just a federal jobs program, Jesse.
Speaker 1: The military is not a jobs program. There's no right
Speaker 1: to join the military or be in the military. And
Speaker 1: as I said on the podcast and extended rant last weekend,
Speaker 1: if you can't hang in the military, you're gone. And
Speaker 1: the physical fitness is a huge part of that. It's like,
Speaker 1: hugely disconcerting for me to watch this. That's alarming. Jesse, BK,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's happening so fast. I know it's
Speaker 1: probably not, but I mean, it is it really, it
Speaker 1: is astounding how different it was than when I was
Speaker 1: in and I wasn't wasn't doing anything close to your level.
Speaker 1: But I was in two thousand to h four. It
Speaker 1: was not like this, man, I mean it was. It
Speaker 1: was a little of this, a little of that. Dude,
Speaker 1: It's not that long ago. Was nothing like this. That's
Speaker 1: that's exactly what I said Togo. I was like talking
Speaker 1: about the old military, big air quotes there, and by
Speaker 1: old military, I mean like ten years ago, and you know,
Speaker 1: and it's just shocking to me. You know, I would,
Speaker 1: I would. I would be ashamed, Jesse to admit on
Speaker 1: social media publicly that I couldn't do leg tucks and
Speaker 1: the Army PT test is too hard. I would be
Speaker 1: freaking embarrassed to do that out loud. But these new
Speaker 1: woke military officers seemingly have no problem going on there
Speaker 1: and cry facing about how weak they are, and Jesse,
Speaker 1: to their credits, this is not just a gender thing.
Speaker 1: Because to their credit, the uh, the the now the
Speaker 1: women who who formerly went to some of these tough
Speaker 1: courses like Army Ranger School are writing letters saying no,
Speaker 1: we can't do away with these new tough standards, these
Speaker 1: gender neutral standards. This is what you wanted, ladies, right,
Speaker 1: you wanted to be a peer. This is the standard.
Speaker 1: Hold yourself to it. And if you can't hang, you
Speaker 1: don't get to be an infantry officer. You don't get
Speaker 1: to be a Green Beret, or an Army Ranger or
Speaker 1: an Aaron Force Power rescue man. You just don't. There
Speaker 1: is not there's this new wokeism is not going to
Speaker 1: infect this and Jesse, you should see the messages I'm getting.
Speaker 1: And this is the most, the most part that pisses
Speaker 1: me off the most. I'm getting so many messages from young,
Speaker 1: motivated Army officers saying this is not why I signed
Speaker 1: up to be in the military. I'm getting out so
Speaker 1: many good people, Jesse, there's such a disconnect between and
Speaker 1: I don't it's really around the rank of OZ three.
Speaker 1: Something happens between the ranks of captain and major in
Speaker 1: the US military where I don't know if they send
Speaker 1: you away to something like brainwashing camp or what. But
Speaker 1: you come out of these camps and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden you're like super woke and talking about like how
Speaker 1: some fatty should be an infantry officer. It's it's mind
Speaker 1: boggling me and Jesse if I a man in his forties, admittedly,
Speaker 1: JA intends beyond belief. Ad Van's rippling across my torso
Speaker 1: can do your PP test than you? A twenty five
Speaker 1: year old person in good health should be able to
Speaker 1: complete the PP test as well. That's my big concern.
Speaker 1: B K. It's not just that these guys there are there,
Speaker 1: it's that the real warriors that we have, they're going
Speaker 1: to leave because they didn't sign up for that. And
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, man, you know, I got two boys
Speaker 1: ten and twelve, and I'm not going to control them
Speaker 1: once they hit eighteen. I control them now, but I
Speaker 1: don't know that I'm going to push them towards the
Speaker 1: military anymore. Why would Why what do I get out
Speaker 1: of that? What do they get out of that? And
Speaker 1: I would never have said that five years ago, but
Speaker 1: that's where I am. Yeah, that's one hundred percent right.
Speaker 1: And these people, these young people, the best of the
Speaker 1: best of America, who are sending me message dozens and
Speaker 1: dozens of messages. Essie They're like, look, I signed up
Speaker 1: to be in the US military to train with an elite,
Speaker 1: to be an elite force, to train as hard as
Speaker 1: I could to descend America's enemies. I didn't sign up
Speaker 1: to the US military to sit through white privilege seminars
Speaker 1: and like you know, and LGBT seminars and all this
Speaker 1: other nonsense. Were the military was supposed to get away
Speaker 1: from all that. The military was supposed to be the
Speaker 1: color blind melting pot, not like a military that you know,
Speaker 1: celebrates this group one day and this group the next day.
Speaker 1: That's not what it was supposed to be. And for I,
Speaker 1: for one, just I'm just I'm just tired of it.
Speaker 1: And like I said, it seems to be happening with
Speaker 1: a very alarming accelerating pace. I mean, just today, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at now a writer for one of the
Speaker 1: defense news outlets. He's saying, there's a new memo from
Speaker 1: the commandant of the Marine Corps, and he quotes the memo,
Speaker 1: and the commandant says, quote the force talking about the
Speaker 1: Marines does not aspire to win the nation's wars, but
Speaker 1: to prevent non violent competition for escalating into conflict. I'm like, really,
Speaker 1: is that what they're singing? Is that what the Marine
Speaker 1: Corps singing when they're doing their ODI is running along
Speaker 1: talking about non violent competition? What is happening death? I'd
Speaker 1: be okay, tell me why did we bomb Syria? Who
Speaker 1: did we bomb? What's going on in Syria? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So that was the funny I covered it. I covered
Speaker 1: it pretty in depth last week, Jesse. But the funny
Speaker 1: part was we bombed, so we bombed this like border crossing.
Speaker 1: And the funny thing was they made sure the border
Speaker 1: crossing was just across the border from Iraq because they
Speaker 1: didn't want to like, you know, piss off the Iraqis
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, who knows it was some like isolated
Speaker 1: border crossing. They said this border crossing was used by
Speaker 1: fighters crossing from Syria into Iraq, and who knows if
Speaker 1: that's even true? Why what is this interest in Syria
Speaker 1: at all? Genuinely? Obviously I don't take any I don't
Speaker 1: take any stock in it at all. But there's so
Speaker 1: much interest in Syria. Syria is a disastrous, war torn dump.
Speaker 1: Why do we care? Right? I don't know, I you know,
Speaker 1: I am mu easingly say all the time. It's like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand. We're fighting over a dirt patch in
Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere, and it's like, dude, if Russia
Speaker 1: wants to go claim that dirt patch for some reason,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, like what do I care. There's nothing
Speaker 1: even there. I could see if we were like going
Speaker 1: in there and like extracting all the natural resources or something,
Speaker 1: but we're not doing any of that. So if lad
Speaker 1: Puton wants to sit there and uh, you know fight
Speaker 1: isis and a pile of burned out rubble in the
Speaker 1: middle of a dirt patch, I have no idea why
Speaker 1: the United States should be involved in any way, shape
Speaker 1: or form. Okay, is there any reversing this in the military.
Speaker 1: And the reason I'm not hopeful is, I mean I
Speaker 1: watched Trump takeover, I watched Mattis takeover. There you are
Speaker 1: sec deaf dog madis single thing slowed down or even
Speaker 1: turned around. Brother, So now I'm just lost faith at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, No, Maddis was the funny. He was such
Speaker 1: a huge disappointment, you know what I say, And like,
Speaker 1: you know that he Let's not forget that Maddis was
Speaker 1: completely snookeerd by that. Elizabeth Holmes chick and the whole
Speaker 1: Thornos fake blood scandal. That's a whole other issue. But
Speaker 1: he got snookerd, so you know, everybody likes to portray
Speaker 1: him as just you know, like warrior monks thing, and
Speaker 1: to me, he's just another old guy who didn't stand
Speaker 1: up to any of this nonsense going on in the military.
Speaker 1: Can it be reversed? I don't know. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: doing my part all the time. I have a lot
Speaker 1: of young listeners Jesse as I know you do, who
Speaker 1: are young, motivated, wanted me in the military. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to see I'm trying to teach them, you know, how
Speaker 1: to be stay motivated, how to be a warrior, how
Speaker 1: to maintain excellent high physical standards. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's helping. I don't know if me or you can
Speaker 1: under overcome this tide. And the sad thing is, I
Speaker 1: don't know where this push is coming from. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's coming from the activist groups who want
Speaker 1: to infect him. I don't really know where it's coming from.
Speaker 1: Hopefully we can, you know, get rid of it. It's
Speaker 1: one of the hardest parts of it. It is difficult
Speaker 1: to define because it feels like it's coming from everywhere,
Speaker 1: and in many cases it is, but I guess it
Speaker 1: is what it is. Host of World News with BK
Speaker 1: go download as podcast. You will enjoy it. I do
Speaker 1: every week. Thank you, my man. Thanks Jesse all right
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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. We're gonna take
Speaker 1: a phone call next. I have to get to some
Speaker 1: other things. Hang on, missed out, Catch up Jesse Kelly
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Speaker 1: showgun calling from the Hoodlands. I hope I'm allowed to
Speaker 1: say that about saying the Karen's out here to drive
Speaker 1: around their minivans. And I don't get to listen to
Speaker 1: your show. Why? And I did have a chance like
Speaker 1: you on iHeart on my phone. So I'm coming into
Speaker 1: this blind. So I'm falling behind a really great guy, TK.
Speaker 1: So that's no hute. But I'm disappointed to hear about
Speaker 1: the military. But I was calling because Paul told me
Speaker 1: that y'all were talking about scuba diving, and I was
Speaker 1: posted in Hawaii in the Army and decided storkling would
Speaker 1: be my thing because a friend of mine who went
Speaker 1: scuba diving, he said he got caught into a current
Speaker 1: wasn't paying attention, and I thought, I do not want
Speaker 1: to end up like that movie Open Water. So never
Speaker 1: decide to scuba dive out there in Hawaii because drifting
Speaker 1: away and being in the middle of the Pacific would
Speaker 1: no definitely suck. So but when he was talking about
Speaker 1: you diving in Rex, the only thing I could think
Speaker 1: of is how cool would be to dive in a
Speaker 1: Pearl City, Pearl Harbor. That would be if I could
Speaker 1: do it dive, If I could do it dive, that
Speaker 1: just the history there, you know, but that's holy ground
Speaker 1: from the Navy, so it would be. I can't decide
Speaker 1: whether we should or not though, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: because it is such a sacred place, because they say
Speaker 1: they are a bunch of guys still down there. They're
Speaker 1: forever sealed in the ships, you know. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: they talked about the oil leaking out of it still
Speaker 1: to this day as being the tears of the ship.
Speaker 1: So yeah, absolutely. Well, Hey, you know, you know what
Speaker 1: you scuba divers call starkelers, right, what's that bait. I
Speaker 1: appreciate you by man, give my best to your mom. Please,
Speaker 1: we'll do I'll pass that along to her. Have a
Speaker 1: great day. By the way, I should clarify, Todd has
Speaker 1: called the show before and his mom has been in
Speaker 1: the background wanting to talk to us. So what I said,
Speaker 1: give my best to your mom. I realize how that
Speaker 1: may have come across to the rest of the United
Speaker 1: States of America. It's mom is a fan of the
Speaker 1: show's please please grow up. Chris Hey, Jesse heard y'all
Speaker 1: talking about the Trump boat parades and just wanted to
Speaker 1: confirm they are a blast. Most fun I've had on
Speaker 1: a boat other than the wake. The other than the
Speaker 1: wake was so bad we almost sunk a few smaller ones.
Speaker 1: It's such a feeling of belonging and community with people
Speaker 1: who share your values. Also, not to mention all the
Speaker 1: absolute babes that love freedom. Fuck that component of Donald
Speaker 1: Trump and the Trump movement, the boat parades, the rallies,
Speaker 1: the muse pretty girls. That is important And for a
Speaker 1: more traditional, more conservative not I'm not talking about politically conservative,
Speaker 1: but just you know, traditionally conservative person, especially older, that
Speaker 1: can be a tough pill to swallow, and I'll be
Speaker 1: honest with you, that's a tough pill. It has been
Speaker 1: a tough pill for me to swallow. Like I hate,
Speaker 1: I despise when people don't vote on issues. I find
Speaker 1: it to be the most childish thing in the world.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you vote on personality, you idiot?
Speaker 1: Use some child out there vote on things that matter. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm wrong, but it is still a
Speaker 1: popularity contest our movement on the right. It has to
Speaker 1: look fun. It has to when people look at it.
Speaker 1: We need people to want to be part of it.
Speaker 1: When we start to dabble now and there are a
Speaker 1: couple of guys out there. I have this actor I
Speaker 1: know is buddy. I'm with Nick siously starting these movie
Speaker 1: companies and starting to do conservative films. This is a
Speaker 1: good thing, but but they need to be good. If
Speaker 1: they're not good, it won't be effective at all. It'll
Speaker 1: just be you and I going to support our buddy
Speaker 1: at the movies. It has to be something the average
Speaker 1: every day Joe wants to go watch. It needs to
Speaker 1: be fun. I'm not telling you you need to go
Speaker 1: attend a boat parade at all. I've never been to one.
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever will, but that they exist
Speaker 1: is a good thing. That the Trump type rallies exist, concerts,
Speaker 1: everybody's dressed up fun. That is a good thing. Culturally.
Speaker 1: That's where we lost it. The things your eyes see
Speaker 1: and your ears here, your mind will begin to believe.
Speaker 1: You don't have to like this. I don't have to
Speaker 1: like this. I hate it. Movies matter, your sitcoms matter.
Speaker 1: I remember when we would, we would my folks would
Speaker 1: have a bunch of people over when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: Oftentimes it was relatives, cousins and such on Friday nights
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, and I'm pretty sure this
Speaker 1: was on ABC, and they had like this lineup called
Speaker 1: TGIF Thank God It's Friday, and the adults would go
Speaker 1: upstairs and hang out and play board games and stuff,
Speaker 1: have a couple of beers. The kids would all go
Speaker 1: downstairs and we would, as children, go watch the ABC
Speaker 1: Friday night lineup which was Full House and Family Matters.
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Speaker 1: trying to raise the two girls at Family Matters was
Speaker 1: that family Well, he was the cop and the wife
Speaker 1: and they had the kids and they raising everything. Shows
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Speaker 1: right wrong. Values good, bad, be honest, they don't steal,
Speaker 1: work hard, get good grades, find a good job. This
Speaker 1: was what we consumed as kids culturally. Can you PLoP
Speaker 1: your kids in front of ABC Now on a Friday
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Speaker 1: of course you can't. It matters. It matters a lot.
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Speaker 1: I will try to start sprinkling them in more and
Speaker 1: more throughout the week because I realize how popular this
Speaker 1: thing has become. And so look, give the people what
Speaker 1: they want, Chris, and what do they want me? Understandably
Speaker 1: they want me. I have never I don't think in
Speaker 1: the history of the show, I have ever advertised what
Speaker 1: history story I'm going to talk about the next day,
Speaker 1: oftentimes because I don't know Today's different tomorrow. We're doing
Speaker 1: the atom bombs plural. It is time to address this topic.
Speaker 1: And look, it's a fascinating story and an interesting moral dilemma.
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