WEBVTT - Pigeons at shitting school 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:07.000 Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I'm your host, 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:13.239 Kevin Pollic. Yes, yes, yes, yes yes that oh big 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:16.200 fan of pepper. Yeah, it goes on all savory dishes 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:19.320 pretty much before I try them. Wait, I'm sorry, did 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:22.520 you say angel dust? But I digress. Let's meet our alchemist, 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:25.439 shall we? In no particular order. Let's quickly check in 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:28.920 with Gary Anthony Williams for his two pet clothing review 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:33.120 Carola pet clothing review. Oh that's the one we cannot 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:37.400 my friend. I am literally and I'm not even joking. 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:40.440 You could be my best friend in the world that 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:45.400 if you showed up at my house anything do not. 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:48.040 I'm not even joking. I will strip your dog down 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:50.440 and I will kick you out. I'll strip it down 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:52.120 before I kick you out, because I don't want that 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:53.800 dog to have to go through that. I don't want 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:56.320 to look at My girlfriend keeps showing me pictures of 0:00:56.360 --> 0:01:00.840 dogs and pantyhose and its. Yeah, as much as I 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:04.200 love her, that pisses me right off. Sure, and maybe 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:14.200 that's why she's showing you boy. Okay, thank you, okay, okay, 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:18.720 Oh my, there's Jackie Conzos through with Jay. Hey, what shoe? 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:21.520 Are you loving the most these Well, I'm living in 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:25.039 my hookas and you know it. You know I'm living 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:28.360 in my sneakers. I'm still dealing with my feet problems. 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:33.440 I won't regale you. I'm still in physical therapy. So 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:38.720 it like it's Hoca or bust. Yeah, howcas the ship. 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:42.560 And by the way, I don't have these uh maladies 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:45.920 word I haven't used. I just realized in too many years. 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:48.800 But I love the hoca, can't get enough of them them, 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:52.800 and I love the wild colors they come in. I 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:58.880 just think fun and um, that's my shoe preference. That's 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:02.720 my that's my shoe, that's my shoe. I keep hearing 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:05.640 from people who have these foot maladies that are wearing them. 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:08.080 Now I'm gonna overuse it, that are wearing Hocus, and 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.000 I think, are they giving me problems? Should I not 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:13.280 be wearing Hocus. I started wearing them after I had 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:17.360 the maladies, after the maladies hit me, and then I 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:19.519 started wearing them. An I DM Gary and I said, 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:21.760 you tell me what shoe you're wearing because I heard 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:24.919 you talk about how much you love your shoes. And 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:28.920 then I right now google dog and pantyhose which was 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:37.040 a big stock. It's not it's not look so disturbing. 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:51.160 But also I'm like, I'm so happy disturbing and happy 0:02:54.240 --> 0:03:00.680 brain cleansing. No, no, please, thank you, give, thank you 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:04.480 for and if you're a member of our patron supporters, 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:07.560 you'll see the visuals just like we are back by 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:11.560 popular demand here now at tools seeing a tool postcards 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:15.200 from his hedge. Do you use any particular type of 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:20.959 pen when sending a missive using this is very good question, 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:25.360 thank you, Kevin Um. So I use a pilot G 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:28.200 two seven That is probably my preferred pen. I would 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:31.360 like to use a nice like I have Fountain pens um, 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:36.200 but I lose good pens. So the goal was started 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:38.080 about ten years ago. If I can maintain for a 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:40.320 while not losing a pen, then out a lot be 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:44.320 allowed to get a nice pen. But I have not 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:47.680 been able to not lose pens, so I haven't treated 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:51.680 myself to anything but G two O seven Um ball points, 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:53.960 you thicker. I liked my pens to bleed, if that 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:58.040 makes sense. And there's a paper mate as well that 0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:01.880 I really love a ballpoint as well. But all right, 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:05.280 thank you for that. Dogs and pantyhose and pens it blade, 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:10.840 got it. Hey, there's Mark Gagliardi, Marcus. Oh really us? 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:16.400 Where why do they call it a Caesar South Because 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:19.440 not a lot of people know this. It has in 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:23.760 the bowl a tiny thumb that if two people are fighting, 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:27.200 the little thumb will pop out and give either a 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:32.320 thumbs up or a thumbs down, and you will you 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:35.640 will have to kill your dinner mate. Actually, it is 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:38.840 named after Caesar, a chef in a Tijuana restaurant who 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:42.560 invented the dish when the kitchen went down one night. 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:45.000 It was invented as a table side. Nothing to do 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:48.440 with the Yeah, and his name was Caesar. Has nothing 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:50.360 to do with Italy, and yet it winds up on 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:54.400 Italian all the time. Most people, myself included, I feel 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:58.440 it's synonymous with your Italian fair. Yeah, it is a 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:05.200 full on Mexican that I will not And that and 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:08.200 last but only honk if you're unusually horny, if you 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:20.840 think of Lisa's Craig Kakowski kakaw Oh man, what man? 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:24.520 Digging deep? Digging deep? Yeah, that's what I've got written down. 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:29.160 How are you I'm doing alright, I'm doing alright. You 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:33.040 never you never asked that and I'm doing I'm doing 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:35.520 pretty good. Okay, good? Are you getting out? Are you 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:44.479 venturing outside these days? Uh? No, we have been. We 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:46.599 just got word that our friend that we had dinner 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:51.040 with Saturday came down with COVID, so like what happens? 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:54.159 And then I gotta skip a premiere tonight that I 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:57.719 was going to just out of out of caution. But 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:01.640 now that I know how many pictures of dogs and 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:06.520 padios are out there, I'm gonna be fine staying at 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:10.680 home for a while. I mean, I think we do. 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.480 I think we know too much. Let's do it. I'm 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:17.200 sure all of our scene suggestions, as you may well know, 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:20.560 gathered from your listener emails or from our patron v 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:23.000 i P s. What's that you'd like to become a 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:25.279 patron v i P. 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Philip. 0:06:56.160 --> 0:07:01.159 Hello Philip, he wrote, Hey, folks, I skipped the intro 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:04.600 in the last few messages, so I just wanted to 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:07.919 thank you again for doing this craziness, especially now my 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:12.640 obsession with Alchemy. This made me finally sign up for 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:17.200 a six week improv course starting April. Yeah, so let's 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:19.920 see how that goes. Report back to us, Philip. The 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:24.280 scene suggestion today lands like birds shoot on a black shoe. Huh. 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:30.840 I think really any ship, but it would be unpleasant. Uh. 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:34.440 The scene suggestion is as follows pigeons in a shooting school. 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:40.280 Love you all, Philip. Alright, what time? What time did 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:43.360 you say that the buyers will be here? The buyers 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:48.080 are gonna be here two pm? Okay, alright, alright, I'm 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:51.120 glad you're excited. I just want everyone to know that 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:54.040 this if we, if our company can sell this house, 0:07:54.200 --> 0:08:00.240 then it's gonna boost our annual income by so can't 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:03.040 even I can't imagine this house not selling. It's it's 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:06.560 fully glass top full glass on the sides. It's a 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:15.160 beautiful Yeah, don't that's not scary, not at all. I 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:16.880 mean they call it. They call it the dome for 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:19.600 a reason. People, and you've all done great work. Today 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:23.080 is our last open house and if anyone can find 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:32.280 a well alright, pigeons, today is the last chance they're 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:35.680 gonna try to sell this house. It's the last open 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:38.760 house to haveing for this place. Right below us, you 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:41.800 see all that glass, Yeah, we can see right into 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.719 they see the little meeting there having in there. Well, 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:48.400 who do we want people living in our block? Human 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:53.280 beings living? You have twin brother? We don't want that, 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:55.760 and we're not gonna have it. That's right. We do 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:59.079 not my identical twin brother. So what are we gonna 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:01.360 do up here today? People? What are we gonna do 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:05.320 to this? We're gonna Lenny and Kenny, can I pose 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:09.199 a question real quick? Yeah? What is it? The top 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:12.160 of your celebration, Lenny, you were mentioning how we can 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:15.160 see down into those people's lives, and it suited dawns 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:18.240 on me. What is it, Danny? Yeah, if we don't 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:21.920 ship on the glass, we can continue to see into 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:28.079 their lives. Nudge nudge, wink wink. I'm let me take this. 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:31.680 Is this a non pigeon shitting school or a pigeon 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:35.760 shitting school? You ain't. Yeah, yeah, that's a good question. Kenny, 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:40.880 our voyeuristic friend, Denny thinks that his voyeurism problem is 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:44.440 more important than us shipping all over this house to 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:46.480 make sure no one can live here. Is is that 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:48.640 what it is? Denny? Is it a problem? Though? This 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:53.040 with a therapy for three years for your voyeurism? I 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:56.280 call that a problem. I'd call that a problem. Call 0:09:56.360 --> 0:10:01.079 it a problem. Sounds like a problem to me. Welcome 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:04.480 to a Welcome to the perching class. We are a 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:08.480 more of a laid back um school. I know some 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:11.160 of you have transferred over from the shipping school, and 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:15.360 first of all, welcome um. We we believe in co 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:21.559 existing with humans, with dogs, um with dogs that wear clothes, 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:24.360 all types of man. Is that why you have that 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:27.080 bumper sticker that says co exists in the shape of 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:29.960 different animals? Exactly? We took it off this other one 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:33.560 that the humans have and we kind of repurposed it 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:38.400 for the way. Good question. A UM as A is 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:43.000 a roly poly. The o is a turtle. What is 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:47.920 the e? I can't figure out the even to all 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:58.280 of them? Does a runover skunk? The eye is a worm? 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:04.240 The s is this snay? It feels like maybe not 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:08.680 a diverse enough group. None of them got legs for take. 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:12.800 Can I ask a question real quick? Hi Danny, when 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:16.079 you're here and welcome you. You were put a clarification. 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:18.320 It's still cool to shoot on cats though, right you 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:21.480 mentioned the stay away from dogs. No, no, we are 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:26.640 we want to exist with all animals cats are Is 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:28.880 there a problem? Well, it's not a problem so much 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:31.520 as a disappointment. I was hoping maybe I could learn 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:34.440 some new angles. You can try the school down the 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:38.480 next block if you like, so shoot on children know 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:41.000 that well, they have a different theory, and I'll let 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:42.680 them explain it to you. We're not a big fan. 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:45.120 Oh it's a it's a bird shopping school. Another bird 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:48.480 shipping school. I thought you many human school. I mean 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:53.240 you could go to a human school if Bill except you, Sarah, class, 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:57.480 we have a new student today, and I'd like everyone 0:11:57.520 --> 0:12:00.680 to be very kind to our new student. He's going 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:03.240 to join us for every he's going to be here 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:05.880 every day for all of our classes until the end 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:10.800 of the year. This is Danny. Everybody say Hi, Danny, 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:14.560 Hi Danny. Danny is a bird, but we don't shame 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:17.959 him for that. My mom. Yeah, number one diseases in 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:22.680 the world. Okay, now, see this is what I mean. 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:26.040 We're making assumptions about birds. Just because Denny's a bird 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:31.560 doesn't mean he is are the rats of the sky? 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:36.439 Can I just address that comment directly? And yes, I'm 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:39.760 a talking pig, of course you can. Danny. Thank you. 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:43.440 Uh miss I didn't catch your name, but your mother 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:46.000 has a problem with the rats in the sky. So 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:52.040 your name is Sophia. Alright, So there's two examples of 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:58.319 your mother is an idiot. Oh my gosh. Now now, Danny, Danny, 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:01.600 this is a Montessori school. We don't talk like that, right, 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:03.400 So when let me know when the monks get here. 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:06.960 So listen, here's the deal, kids, and hear me out. 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:12.720 If you if you if you're able to shoot on people, 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.840 you're as you're free as a bird, all right, that's 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:18.760 something you should take the heart. If you want to 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:20.560 be free as a bird, you can shoot on whoever 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:24.640 you want. Hey, Hey, Danny, if it's up. Thanks for 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:26.600 meeting me. Look, some of the other boys and I 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:29.080 are gonna go out for ice cream and a mug today, 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:30.760 and we just thought it was kind of pretty cool 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:32.600 how you talk to that girl, and we wanted to 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:34.840 know if you wanted to go out for ice cream 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:36.920 and a mug with us after school today. I mean 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:39.400 your kids and I'm a bird. It's kind of weird. 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:43.199 Um oh, we could try a pirate. You want to 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:45.400 try a pirate. I could get up on one of 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:48.840 your shoulders and then we could assume you'll be riding 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:52.080 your bikes. Yeah. Sure, I just thought we could all 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:54.840 kind of be equal and just walk down there. But 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.360 if that's what works for you, that's finding me. Yeah, 0:13:57.360 --> 0:13:59.199 were to walk me through the ice cream thing though 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:02.400 I'm not real clear run what that is? I scream, 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:07.960 It's like, um oh, let me call somebody. Okay, take 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:14.520 it that Dedny. Hey, if you're not doing anything after school, 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:20.640 we could maybe work together. I got this little baggy 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:23.680 that just needs to be delivered down a couple of 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:26.400 blocks down if you know what I mean. It just 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:30.320 doesn't involve flying because I'm not really keen on flying. Oh, 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:33.080 this will definitely involve. Okay, I'll have somebody else. Yeah, No, 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:38.840 I'm I'm pretty happy on the ground, Mr Hernandez, everybody's 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:43.520 I'm feeling very very upset and sad, and I want 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:46.760 to express it and get it out of my body. 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:52.400 I'm feeling stifled in my body. Okay, Sophia, why why 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:55.240 are you feeling stifled in your body? The new guy 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:58.680 Bird came and then totally bullied me, and then all 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:01.880 the other guys in the class like him for it 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:06.480 because their secret bullies. They don't do it out loud, 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:08.680 but I know they like it when people do it, 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:11.800 and it makes me feel like a little rotten piece 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:14.880 of our old apple that was spit out by a 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:18.880 coyote when it wasn't hungry anymore. Now it's getting taken 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:23.720 over by mold and also aunts. Okay, no, no, I understand, 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:27.920 look Sophia. UM. I hate to say this, but the 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.520 culture at the school is not going to change. There 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:34.440 are schools in the area. They are both both ground 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:38.680 based and tree based schools. I could actually have you transfer. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:41.680 I'm gonna have you transferred to another school. This is 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:44.840 it's a bird shipping school. I think you might be 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:48.000 happier there. Just you know, if the boys are bothering 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:50.960 you here, if well, if the birds are bothering you, 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:54.000 and if Denny, our new student, is bothering you and 0:15:54.200 --> 0:16:00.560 the boys are bothering you, maybe it's kind Sorry, So you, darling, 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:02.800 come in, sit down. Your father and I've been talking. 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:06.480 First of all, I was sorry we named you Sophia, 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:10.440 and that was the basically was mistake. I thought it. 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:15.440 We're just we're big golden girls. Family loved golden girls 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:19.200 at any moment of the day. Tell her what you 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:23.200 did to be Arthur years ago, Darth, Tell her what 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:26.440 you did to be Arthur. I in the middle of 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:33.600 be Arthur was doing uh name on Broadway, and I rushed. 0:16:34.200 --> 0:16:37.560 I rushed the stakes broke her ankle. I broke her ankle, 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:41.480 she fell into the orchestra pit, and then she kicked 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:45.840 my ass. To be honest with you, now, that's not 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:49.960 why we call the family meeting Bill. But Mr Hernandez 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:53.640 Colin said that you had been transferred to a pigeon shitting. 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:56.360 I don't think it's the right move. I liked the 0:16:56.480 --> 0:17:01.720 Montessori because there I can express my self using art 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:04.800 and my words, and I can be listened to as 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:09.480 a whole person. But then I told him and he's 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:15.840 keep me out. Everything is changing, understood. But your father 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:17.760 and I do feel like you've been living in this 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:20.360 house with us, in this neighborhood with people for so long. 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:22.720 It's time for you to just get out and see 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:27.320 a different way. We've changed the locks. So after you, yes, 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:34.280 after you leave tomorrow. Uh ms. The Let me just say, 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:35.879 first of all, I'm a fan. Now, this is this 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:38.600 pan I'm holding. I'm gonna go ahead and tap each 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:40.600 one of your toes individually. You let me know if 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:43.440 you feel anything. We're gonna start on lower end, otherwise 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:53.200 known as this little pig. All right, do you feel that, ma'am? Ye? 0:17:53.840 --> 0:18:03.040 Not a scene. One scene too comes from listener DJ, 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:06.280 who wrote, Hello, Alchemists, I'm in the process of ending 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:10.000 one of my gym memberships to afford the Alchemniac status. 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:11.959 Well you you let us know if you were in 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:16.640 fact successful in that process. Uh and good luck to you, DJ. 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:20.879 Your heart's in the right place anyways. With that in mind, 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:23.359 I couldn't help but think about some of the weird 0:18:23.440 --> 0:18:26.399 and often concerning conversations I hear when I am not 0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:30.040 listening to music in the gym, So my scene suggestion 0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:33.360 is personal training that gets a little too personal. Thank 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:39.120 you so much. You guys are fantastic d J. Anyways, 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:41.480 I said, though, may these are my shoes, get off 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:43.960 my ass already with this. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, 0:18:44.080 --> 0:18:47.000 I know what you're saying. Man. By the way, yeah, 0:18:47.320 --> 0:18:50.480 this is crazy. First of all, I'm loving the nape 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:56.040 of your neck right now. Yeah. Secondly, um, I saw 0:18:56.080 --> 0:18:59.680 this Mompi stick of the Day for the exist It 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:01.560 have had a T on the end of it, and 0:19:01.640 --> 0:19:05.320 I was just curious as a motherfucker what what animals 0:19:05.359 --> 0:19:07.119 might make up a T in the in the word 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:09.000 co exists. I mean to me, it would take a 0:19:09.000 --> 0:19:12.119 couple of them, right, you need to That's that's exactly 0:19:12.160 --> 0:19:15.000 why I wanted to talk to you. By the way, 0:19:15.119 --> 0:19:17.600 that can I can I just to take the back 0:19:17.640 --> 0:19:20.159 of my hand and stroke the nip if we're talking 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:22.600 the back of your hand. I got no problem with this. 0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:27.280 I'm sorry, can I I've been waiting to use this machine. Hey, Hey, 0:19:27.359 --> 0:19:32.480 Jimmy Olsen Take five had put a shock in it. Okay, 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:35.360 you know why you call you Jimmy Olsen. Right, it's 0:19:35.359 --> 0:19:40.120 a reference. It's a reference. I was already walking away. Yeah, 0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:41.840 I know, but I just wanted to catch up to 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:44.119 you and let you know what was happening. It's a reference. 0:19:44.160 --> 0:19:46.960 It was making a reference. I thank you. I mean 0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:49.800 you guys, you guys, go back to your thing. I'm 0:19:49.800 --> 0:19:55.200 gonna no, no, no, We're gonna follow you know why 0:19:55.280 --> 0:19:59.000 you wait? I thought you were training him what. I'm 0:19:59.200 --> 0:20:02.080 headed to the to the bicep machine because I want to. 0:20:02.119 --> 0:20:06.000 Because you want to work on those sticks sticks? Yeah 0:20:06.040 --> 0:20:09.440 I do. I mean you don't even work here. Would 0:20:09.440 --> 0:20:12.120 you like him to resemble arms? That's my first question. 0:20:13.119 --> 0:20:15.159 I mean, now, you're just insulting me. I don't even 0:20:15.200 --> 0:20:17.040 know who Jimmy Olsen is, but that felt like that 0:20:17.080 --> 0:20:20.560 one wasn't. I tried to tell you it was a reference, man, reference. 0:20:22.680 --> 0:20:25.600 I'm just gonna go to this bicep machine. Okay, do 0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:27.080 you want us to spot you? But I'm one of 0:20:27.119 --> 0:20:32.600 us can spot you. Sure, fine, let's see what you get. 0:20:32.680 --> 0:20:34.960 He's gonna spot you, and I'm gonna cradle you while 0:20:35.000 --> 0:20:38.960 you live. Oh, I'm going to continue to give you 0:20:39.080 --> 0:20:42.800 grief and bust your balls and take the piss one. 0:20:43.960 --> 0:20:49.240 Can you give me maybe one more? I'm gonna be honest, 0:20:49.280 --> 0:20:52.200 it's more difficult while he's cradling me, and well you can. 0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:54.320 Can you stop playing with the nape of my neck? 0:20:54.440 --> 0:20:57.600 I just want to lift these weights. That's that's a 0:20:57.720 --> 0:20:59.840 that's a man's choice. But I gotta tell you what. 0:21:00.440 --> 0:21:02.760 You got a very nice nape. Second best nap in 0:21:02.800 --> 0:21:10.240 the gym. Thank you three. So listen, you could you 0:21:10.240 --> 0:21:13.040 could go to Golds, you could go to Planet Fitness, sure, 0:21:13.119 --> 0:21:16.800 but this is where you want to be, all right. 0:21:17.600 --> 0:21:22.040 This is a This gym is a party, all right. 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:26.320 So what well, I'm you know, I'm gonna be trying 0:21:26.320 --> 0:21:28.879 out several different places, so you know, just hoping that 0:21:28.960 --> 0:21:32.400 they'll each make a pisch. I value time. I'm sure 0:21:32.400 --> 0:21:34.439 you value time. You could waste your time looking at 0:21:34.440 --> 0:21:36.960 other gyms. But this is the place when you come 0:21:37.040 --> 0:21:40.520 to Steve and Phil's Jim, this is a place you 0:21:40.560 --> 0:21:44.919 feel home. SMP makes you feed. Now are you Steve 0:21:45.359 --> 0:21:50.560 or Phil? Hey? Phil, got a question for you, buddy, 0:21:51.000 --> 0:21:54.320 just ran out these flyers for you. The SNP makes 0:21:54.359 --> 0:21:57.119 you fee where you trying to put something else at 0:21:57.119 --> 0:22:00.439 the end of that run with feel but then I 0:22:00.480 --> 0:22:04.280 realized it wouldn't rhyme. So you could have gone with 0:22:04.359 --> 0:22:06.240 Key and Peel make you feel but I know it's 0:22:06.280 --> 0:22:09.960 not your should I just run them off, buddy, I'm 0:22:10.040 --> 0:22:12.880 real busy right now, I gotta meet you. Stop me, Yeah, 0:22:13.280 --> 0:22:14.960 run them out, just gonna follow you that. I'm just 0:22:14.960 --> 0:22:17.000 gonna walk with you. Oh you're gonna walk with me. Sure, 0:22:17.040 --> 0:22:19.480 I'm just taking a look around. My main thing is 0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:23.720 is the drywall. I do construction. That's where Steve and 0:22:23.800 --> 0:22:26.080 I meant so I'm just checking me. Makes you feed 0:22:26.119 --> 0:22:30.760 on feed, just just change whatever. I mean. Everything here 0:22:30.840 --> 0:22:32.439 was really nice. I am tempted to go to Key 0:22:32.480 --> 0:22:34.919 and Peel's Jim just because you know that catchphrase is 0:22:34.960 --> 0:22:38.360 so like short sweet, it's exact, you know, and they're funny. 0:22:38.560 --> 0:22:40.480 They are funny. But is that the muscle you want 0:22:40.480 --> 0:22:43.800 to work or do you want to work your your biceps? 0:22:44.040 --> 0:22:48.080 We got a bicep machine here, blow your mind blow? Okay, 0:22:48.200 --> 0:22:50.480 all right, I'm in trade. You got a back machine, 0:22:50.600 --> 0:22:54.920 amazing chess machine. Oh my god, man, we found your 0:22:55.000 --> 0:22:58.480 husband dead. He was qrushed to death. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 0:22:58.880 --> 0:23:02.199 What yes is he We think that he would have 0:23:02.240 --> 0:23:05.439 survived had his funny muscle had been more developed. But 0:23:05.480 --> 0:23:09.720 apparently he uh, he skipped that in with Mommy, what's 0:23:09.760 --> 0:23:17.200 happening is your dad's never coming home? My gosh, please screaming. 0:23:17.280 --> 0:23:20.679 I am a personal trainer for the police, ma'am. I 0:23:20.720 --> 0:23:24.359 believe I know how to do this. Kid, your dad's dead, 0:23:25.119 --> 0:23:28.160 cold dad. My name is Tommy. I don't know what's 0:23:28.160 --> 0:23:31.600 your name? Tommy won't matter much now, Tommy, you're going 0:23:31.640 --> 0:23:33.120 to be known as the kid with the dead dad 0:23:33.160 --> 0:23:36.720 when you go back to school Monday. Jesus Christ. I 0:23:36.760 --> 0:23:38.600 don't know, but I don't know how to stop it. 0:23:38.800 --> 0:23:40.680 Do you have any pie in it of any type? 0:23:40.720 --> 0:23:42.600 I'm hungry. I love the piece of pie. If you 0:23:42.640 --> 0:23:46.680 have anything. We have a lemon pie we always have, 0:23:48.960 --> 0:23:54.960 and there's a chocolate favorite my husband's favorite chocolate book. Well, 0:23:54.960 --> 0:23:58.080 he certainly won't be eating Carlin. Listen, you could go 0:23:58.119 --> 0:24:00.080 to many different funeral homes and you're not going to 0:24:00.160 --> 0:24:03.760 find exactly what you're gonna find here at Steven Phil's 0:24:03.880 --> 0:24:08.600 Funeral Services. If you come here, you feel good, all right, 0:24:08.960 --> 0:24:11.359 And so we wanted to show you this casket. This, 0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:13.800 this is your great This is a great casket. You 0:24:13.800 --> 0:24:17.359 can use this all right, This is silver, amazing, beautiful. 0:24:17.600 --> 0:24:20.400 I don't I don't need to hear you spiel and 0:24:20.520 --> 0:24:23.240 I don't mean to. This does not mean anything about 0:24:23.320 --> 0:24:26.960 my love and respect for my husband. Just give me 0:24:27.040 --> 0:24:35.000 the cheapest one, okay in the grounder. Hey, there's somebody 0:24:35.040 --> 0:24:38.680 in here. Oh sorry about that, that's my phone. We'll 0:24:38.680 --> 0:24:41.119 go to the next one. Hey, whe should go over 0:24:41.119 --> 0:24:43.359 to Stephen Phils for your cast get the first time around? 0:24:43.359 --> 0:24:46.840 Too expensive for you? What you know people people were 0:24:47.359 --> 0:24:50.640 squatting in there so I couldn't technically buy. Yah. Yeah, 0:24:50.680 --> 0:24:54.240 yeah they do that. That place is rife with draculas. 0:24:54.600 --> 0:24:58.160 Rife with Draculus really made the process if you tell 0:24:58.280 --> 0:25:01.760