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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollic. Yes, yes, yes, yes yes that oh big

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Speaker 1: fan of pepper. Yeah, it goes on all savory dishes

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Speaker 1: pretty much before I try them. Wait, I'm sorry, did

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Speaker 1: you say angel dust? But I digress. Let's meet our alchemist,

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Speaker 1: shall we? In no particular order. Let's quickly check in

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Speaker 1: with Gary Anthony Williams for his two pet clothing review

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Speaker 1: Carola pet clothing review. Oh that's the one we cannot

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Speaker 1: my friend. I am literally and I'm not even joking.

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Speaker 1: You could be my best friend in the world that

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Speaker 1: if you showed up at my house anything do not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even joking. I will strip your dog down

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Speaker 1: and I will kick you out. I'll strip it down

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Speaker 1: before I kick you out, because I don't want that

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Speaker 1: dog to have to go through that. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to look at My girlfriend keeps showing me pictures of

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Speaker 1: dogs and pantyhose and its. Yeah, as much as I

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Speaker 1: love her, that pisses me right off. Sure, and maybe

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Speaker 1: that's why she's showing you boy. Okay, thank you, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh my, there's Jackie Conzos through with Jay. Hey, what shoe?

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Speaker 1: Are you loving the most these Well, I'm living in

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Speaker 1: my hookas and you know it. You know I'm living

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Speaker 1: in my sneakers. I'm still dealing with my feet problems.

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Speaker 1: I won't regale you. I'm still in physical therapy. So

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Speaker 1: it like it's Hoca or bust. Yeah, howcas the ship.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, I don't have these uh maladies

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Speaker 1: word I haven't used. I just realized in too many years.

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Speaker 1: But I love the hoca, can't get enough of them them,

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Speaker 1: and I love the wild colors they come in. I

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Speaker 1: just think fun and um, that's my shoe preference. That's

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Speaker 1: my that's my shoe, that's my shoe. I keep hearing

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Speaker 1: from people who have these foot maladies that are wearing them.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna overuse it, that are wearing Hocus, and

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Speaker 1: I think, are they giving me problems? Should I not

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Speaker 1: be wearing Hocus. I started wearing them after I had

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Speaker 1: the maladies, after the maladies hit me, and then I

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Speaker 1: started wearing them. An I DM Gary and I said,

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Speaker 1: you tell me what shoe you're wearing because I heard

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Speaker 1: you talk about how much you love your shoes. And

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Speaker 1: then I right now google dog and pantyhose which was

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Speaker 1: a big stock. It's not it's not look so disturbing.

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Speaker 1: But also I'm like, I'm so happy disturbing and happy

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Speaker 1: brain cleansing. No, no, please, thank you, give, thank you

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Speaker 1: for and if you're a member of our patron supporters,

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Speaker 1: you'll see the visuals just like we are back by

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Speaker 1: popular demand here now at tools seeing a tool postcards

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Speaker 1: from his hedge. Do you use any particular type of

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Speaker 1: pen when sending a missive using this is very good question,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Kevin Um. So I use a pilot G

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Speaker 1: two seven That is probably my preferred pen. I would

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Speaker 1: like to use a nice like I have Fountain pens um,

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Speaker 1: but I lose good pens. So the goal was started

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Speaker 1: been able to not lose pens, so I haven't treated

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Speaker 1: myself to anything but G two O seven Um ball points,

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Speaker 1: you thicker. I liked my pens to bleed, if that

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Speaker 1: makes sense. And there's a paper mate as well that

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Speaker 1: I really love a ballpoint as well. But all right,

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Speaker 1: thank you for that. Dogs and pantyhose and pens it blade,

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Speaker 1: got it. Hey, there's Mark Gagliardi, Marcus. Oh really us?

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Speaker 1: Where why do they call it a Caesar South Because

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Speaker 1: not a lot of people know this. It has in

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Speaker 1: will have to kill your dinner mate. Actually, it is

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Speaker 1: named after Caesar, a chef in a Tijuana restaurant who

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Speaker 1: invented the dish when the kitchen went down one night.

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Speaker 1: It was invented as a table side. Nothing to do

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Speaker 1: Digging deep? Digging deep? Yeah, that's what I've got written down.

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Speaker 1: How are you I'm doing alright, I'm doing alright. You

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Speaker 1: pretty good. Okay, good? Are you getting out? Are you

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Speaker 1: venturing outside these days? Uh? No, we have been. We

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Speaker 1: just got word that our friend that we had dinner

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Speaker 1: See one, in fact, comes from Patron v I P. Philip.

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Speaker 1: Hello Philip, he wrote, Hey, folks, I skipped the intro

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Speaker 1: in the last few messages, so I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: thank you again for doing this craziness, especially now my

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Speaker 1: obsession with Alchemy. This made me finally sign up for

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Speaker 1: a six week improv course starting April. Yeah, so let's

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Speaker 1: see how that goes. Report back to us, Philip. The

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Speaker 1: scene suggestion today lands like birds shoot on a black shoe. Huh.

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Speaker 1: I think really any ship, but it would be unpleasant. Uh.

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Speaker 1: The scene suggestion is as follows pigeons in a shooting school.

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Speaker 1: Love you all, Philip. Alright, what time? What time did

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Speaker 1: you say that the buyers will be here? The buyers

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Speaker 1: glad you're excited. I just want everyone to know that

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Speaker 1: this if we, if our company can sell this house,

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Speaker 1: then it's gonna boost our annual income by so can't

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Speaker 1: even I can't imagine this house not selling. It's it's

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Speaker 1: fully glass top full glass on the sides. It's a

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Speaker 1: beautiful Yeah, don't that's not scary, not at all. I

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Speaker 1: mean they call it. They call it the dome for

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Speaker 1: a reason. People, and you've all done great work. Today

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Speaker 1: is our last open house and if anyone can find

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Speaker 1: a well alright, pigeons, today is the last chance they're

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Speaker 1: gonna try to sell this house. It's the last open

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Speaker 1: house to haveing for this place. Right below us, you

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Speaker 1: see all that glass, Yeah, we can see right into

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Speaker 1: they see the little meeting there having in there. Well,

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Speaker 1: who do we want people living in our block? Human

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Speaker 1: beings living? You have twin brother? We don't want that,

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Speaker 1: and we're not gonna have it. That's right. We do

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Speaker 1: not my identical twin brother. So what are we gonna

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Speaker 1: do up here today? People? What are we gonna do

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Speaker 1: to this? We're gonna Lenny and Kenny, can I pose

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Speaker 1: a question real quick? Yeah? What is it? The top

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Speaker 1: of your celebration, Lenny, you were mentioning how we can

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Speaker 1: see down into those people's lives, and it suited dawns

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Speaker 1: on me. What is it, Danny? Yeah, if we don't

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Speaker 1: their lives. Nudge nudge, wink wink. I'm let me take this.

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Speaker 1: Is this a non pigeon shitting school or a pigeon

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Speaker 1: shitting school? You ain't. Yeah, yeah, that's a good question. Kenny,

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Speaker 1: our voyeuristic friend, Denny thinks that his voyeurism problem is

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Speaker 1: more important than us shipping all over this house to

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Speaker 1: what it is? Denny? Is it a problem? Though? This

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Speaker 1: with a therapy for three years for your voyeurism? I

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Speaker 1: it a problem. Sounds like a problem to me. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to a Welcome to the perching class. We are a

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Speaker 1: existing with humans, with dogs, um with dogs that wear clothes,

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Speaker 1: bumper sticker that says co exists in the shape of

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Speaker 1: different animals? Exactly? We took it off this other one

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Speaker 1: that the humans have and we kind of repurposed it

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Speaker 1: of them? Does a runover skunk? The eye is a worm?

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Speaker 1: Can I ask a question real quick? Hi Danny, when

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Speaker 1: we want to exist with all animals cats are Is

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Speaker 1: there a problem? Well, it's not a problem so much

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Speaker 1: as a disappointment. I was hoping maybe I could learn

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Speaker 1: Oh it's a it's a bird shopping school. Another bird

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Speaker 1: shipping school. I thought you many human school. I mean

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Speaker 1: you could go to a human school if Bill except you, Sarah, class,

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Speaker 1: we have a new student today, and I'd like everyone

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Speaker 1: to be very kind to our new student. He's going

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Speaker 1: every day for all of our classes until the end

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Speaker 1: of the year. This is Danny. Everybody say Hi, Danny,

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Speaker 1: Hi Danny. Danny is a bird, but we don't shame

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Speaker 1: him for that. My mom. Yeah, number one diseases in

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Speaker 1: the world. Okay, now, see this is what I mean.

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Speaker 1: We're making assumptions about birds. Just because Denny's a bird

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean he is are the rats of the sky?

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Speaker 1: Can I just address that comment directly? And yes, I'm

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Speaker 1: a talking pig, of course you can. Danny. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Uh miss I didn't catch your name, but your mother

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Speaker 1: your name is Sophia. Alright, So there's two examples of

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Speaker 1: your mother is an idiot. Oh my gosh. Now now, Danny, Danny,

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Speaker 1: this is a Montessori school. We don't talk like that, right,

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Speaker 1: So when let me know when the monks get here.

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Speaker 1: So listen, here's the deal, kids, and hear me out.

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Speaker 1: If you if you if you're able to shoot on people,

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Speaker 1: you're as you're free as a bird, all right, that's

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Speaker 1: something you should take the heart. If you want to

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Speaker 1: be free as a bird, you can shoot on whoever

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Speaker 1: you want. Hey, Hey, Danny, if it's up. Thanks for

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Speaker 1: meeting me. Look, some of the other boys and I

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Speaker 1: be told you're in the wrong line. Thank you next?

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00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, thank you Jesus. Wow, that was twenty minutes.

421
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: I will never get back right. Yeah, let me have

422
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 1: the two scoops in a mug. Okay, if you wanted scoops,

423
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 1: you we just do the cakes in this line, all right?

424
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 1: Do you want an ice cream birthday cake? Yeah? Sure,

425
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: what nobody wants an ice cream birthday cake? And you

426
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: put them out and they're dead, and like nine minutes,

427
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 1: why would you've been getting cakes from Steven Phils? Those

428
00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,200
Speaker 1: cakes are alive? Our cakes are dead from the get go. Okay,

429
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: so do I have to put this in the microwave?

430
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: What's the story with the dead cake? Just a regular

431
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 1: ice cream cakes? Yea? And so before I serve it,

432
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 1: do I put it in the microwave? No, it's ice cream.

433
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Maybe you should go to the instructional line. Yeah,

434
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: let me get into another line again, because that was

435
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: incredibly fun. How long you've been working here? Jack? Uh? Sir,

436
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 1: it's Jack, and it's I've been here six years. Six years? Huh?

437
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: Anyone else step up to the front of the line

438
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 1: only to find out there on the wrong line. No,

439
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: our customers are very happy most of the time. So

440
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 1: what am I doing here? I don't know. I'll take

441
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 1: the next customer because there. Yeah, yeah, I take the

442
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: next customer. Yeah, sorry, buddy, excuse me, I'm gonna kind

443
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 1: of rush. I need to pick up an ice cream cake.

444
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:51,360
Speaker 1: It's under lamar l a. Oh here it is right, Oh, beautiful,

445
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: beautiful by twenty This is a sheet cake size ice cream. Lovely.

446
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: Here you go here and actually use it as a

447
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,719
Speaker 1: sheet thank you? All right, And then we wrote on

448
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: it just like you said. So make sure everything is spelled.

449
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: Did you read that to me? I left my reading glasses.

450
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 1: Happy birthday to the latest graduate from school loved death dad, Okay,

451
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 1: that's that all right, thank you, and to a period

452
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 1: on the end of that. I love that. Okay, Well

453
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: it's a sign of that. Yeah, do you know my name? Yeah,

454
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: you're the latest graduated, right, graduating congratulation And honestly, I

455
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: was surprised that you even came. I was going to

456
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: give your ticket away too, Aunt Jack, who's not even

457
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: my aunt, but you know, she's so close to me.

458
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: What else, what's what's really? What's really? Is the problem

459
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: really that I don't know your name? Problem? But is

460
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: that really problem? Dad? And it's something that I've been

461
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: working on in therapy as an assumption, and now that

462
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: I know that it's a fact, I'm about to delve

463
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: deep and I get and I do have to ask

464
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: you just one last question, But is that really the problem?

465
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: So when you say you've got confirmation that your father

466
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: does not in fact know your name, but if I may,

467
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: you've been claiming it certainly since you came here eleven

468
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: years ago, and neither one of us. I don't think

469
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: I ever thought you would get confirmation. So this suggests

470
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: to me you had an actual confrontation with your father

471
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: and how did that and did you want me to

472
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: continue doing the squats while I tell you? Or can

473
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: I seven? Okay, I'll just kid doing that. It was

474
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: honestly very um eye opening, um to have a full

475
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: conversation with him. If you wouldn't mind going all the

476
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: way down. Okay, my knees are count I feel like

477
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: sure if if I'm in a camp, okay, um, and

478
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: thank you for your work that you've done for me.

479
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: That's where my wife says my dad daven okay, Um.

480
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: I actually no sign language, so I can count with

481
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 1: my fingers and um, is this the line? Is this

482
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: the line for squats in psychiatry? Or am I in

483
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: the right line on the right line? I'm with my

484
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,959
Speaker 1: two o'clock. Okay, I'm too fifteen, So let me know

485
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: when it's time I can go get a soda. Well,

486
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: if it's going to be longer, bring your mug. All right.

487
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: So your father and you had a confrontation, really a

488
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 1: conversation for the first time, and I couldn't believe that

489
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: he showed up and it felt so good, and I

490
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: was at such a high for him even being there.

491
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: I was. So you say, it's a conference conversation. Did

492
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: you ask him if he knew your name? I did?

493
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: I said it. Yeah, then I was correct using the

494
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: word confrontation. But let's get back to the conversation confrontation

495
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: that you have. Okay, um, to go from such a

496
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: high just a second, I'm still writing the word correct

497
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: next to my note. Okay, to go from such a

498
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: high to such a lull, which was high? Was him

499
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: being at my graduation. He's missed all of my previous graduations.

500
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: He's missed my birthdays. He's missed all right, Get the

501
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: lieutenant in here, sergeant, get the lieutenant in. Lieutenant. Just

502
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: found this note at the gym. The handwriting matches the

503
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: writing of the killer we've been looking for. It just

504
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: says correct next to some other scribble scrabble. But I'm

505
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: pretty sure we got the right guy. What we've been

506
00:31:55,160 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 1: looking for him for years? Exactly? Which is he? Is

507
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: he at Phil and Steves or is he at Pete

508
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: and Pete's Sir. I was so busy, just so busy

509
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: watching this girl's squad and give her life. I wasn't

510
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: paying a much attention to which gym I was in.

511
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: Uh you're telling me you found the killer that we've

512
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: been looking for for years, sir, years, Yes, sir, And

513
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 1: you don't remember where you were when you found him? No, no, sir,

514
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: I don't remember, sir. But the important thing is huh

515
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: I know, No, sir, I don't remember. You know what?

516
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: Give me your badge, Give me your badge, Give me

517
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: your badge, then, lieutenant, sergeant, what's going on here? What

518
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: is it? Oh, deputy deputy, Yes, sir, that's right, Yes,

519
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: their deputy, that's right. I I rank under all of you, Deputy,

520
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 1: what I have alpha energy? Yes, yes, sir, deputy. Where

521
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: I was just I was just dressing down this captain

522
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: for his uh yes, sir, for I just came back

523
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: from key and peetles all the eels gym. Oh wow, yeah,

524
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 1: you look great. You look great, deputy. Yeah, and then

525
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 1: never better. But but don't you worry. I was dressing

526
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: him down, and I was taking his badge from him.

527
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: I can give it to you. Would you like his badge? Sir? Well,

528
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: that would make me a captain. When I'm clearly something

529
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: about this finding this killer, then goll darn it, I'll

530
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 1: just do it on my own. I'll do it on

531
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: my own. On your own. You're going rogue captain, man

532
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: of your low rank. Good luck. That's the last thing

533
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: I ever heard my mother say. I'll accept that. Listen.

534
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: I can't let you in the gym with that idea

535
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 1: or a membership. You know, you have to have a

536
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: membership to go in here. So if you're not a cop,

537
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: I can't let you in. I'm I'm a full blown cop.

538
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm full blown. I'm full blow your badge the holy

539
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 1: walka moley. He can I make a phone call? Do

540
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: you want to use one of our phones? Um? I

541
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: can't let you use the company phones, but you can

542
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 1: use my cell phone. Just don't read any of the

543
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: text messages. All right, there you go. Hello, Look at

544
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: that guys standing right there in the street in front

545
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: of at police station. Here's your first opportunity, kid, Sophie,

546
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:35,240
Speaker 1: get over here. Here's your first chance, your first shitting

547
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: exam right there on that top. It's an easy target.

548
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,839
Speaker 1: Come on, it's an easy target target. It's about the

549
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: fact that I don't have to shoot. I don't have

550
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 1: to shoot. What do you mean you don't have it's

551
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 1: shipping school. We always wait, you humans don't always have

552
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: to ship. Always do it once a day, twice if

553
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: it's special. But well, come on, no, wait a minute,

554
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:10,720
Speaker 1: Hold on, what's a special ship? You know it's twice

555
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: a day. I know it's a special day because I'm

556
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: feeling very good and I'm getting a little bit of

557
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: extra stuff, and you know, out and in outcomes the

558
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: poop and incomes the pride, especially when it's too happy. Beau.

559
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when you get a double and nothing is

560
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: um soft, then you're very you're having a very good luck.

561
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: Out comes the poop, Sophia, thank you for being a friend.

562
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: You know what, you know what? I was once shipped

563
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: on by a bird that didn't shoot on me with

564
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 1: his butt, but ship on me with his words. And that,

565
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 1: oh Danny sounds like, Yeah, he's an ash cock. I'm

566
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: gonna get that bird a piece of my fist. And

567
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 1: he's the reason why our poop is white because he

568
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 1: started eating a lot of ice cream. Well, do you

569
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: know he tricked me once and he gave me two scoops,

570
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 1: straight up poops. He gave me two pop scoops, told

571
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: me it was vanilla. I said, it's vanilla. Cookies and crazy,

572
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: and I said, I usually like a Choco little base,

573
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: but I love Oreos. Incomes the pride to scoops poop. Anyway,

574
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: that guy's moved on now, So today what a show?

575
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: Oh my, Before any lawsuits are begun, I thought I

576
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,879
Speaker 1: would go ahead and bring it to a conclusion. Thank

577
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: you also damn much for the scoops and the poops. Uh.

578
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: This has been a special to poop day and uh,

579
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: I think we all feel it. And along with the pride,

580
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: let's start our thanking with In fact, Jackie Gonzalaz to Ruthie, Jackie,

581
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 1: I wish you every day should be a two poop

582
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,359
Speaker 1: special day. Uh. And then yeah, I wish that for you.

583
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 1: Although I often enjoy the efficiency of one. I don't

584
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:25,240
Speaker 1: you know, I don't need to spend my life in there. No,

585
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 1: I don't need it. Thank you, Thank you for the

586
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: well wishes. Though it may everyone be regular and feel good. Um.

587
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:42,879
Speaker 1: I am at Jackie t Ruthie on Instagram, and I

588
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 1: am going to listen to say that my account is

589
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 1: not a dance account yet right yet. But the further

590
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,240
Speaker 1: that heat progressed, the closer we're getting to a full

591
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:03,720
Speaker 1: on dance account. This is just a spoiler at tease

592
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: for when we advance. Um, things are gonna pop off

593
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: on my Instagram. I'm excited about all this legally. Thank you,

594
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for having me. Sure of course,

595
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,240
Speaker 1: thank you as always to Gary Anthony Williams. I don't

596
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: know what Jackie was talking about, but I agree is

597
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: that close to dance account? Hey? You know people always

598
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: like Gary, where can you get? Where can I see

599
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: you on the socials? Yes, it's simple. It's my name,

600
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: Gary Anthony Williams. That's on the Instagram, Gary A. Williams.

601
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: I'm never on Twitter. It just seems like everyone's jelling

602
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,720
Speaker 1: at each other. Yeah, not on Instagram that it's nothing

603
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: but love and dancing. Not that Jackie dearry, Not that

604
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: Jackie's account is about dancing, not yet yet. Thank you,

605
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: thank you, Mark Gagliardi, thank you, thank you. This is

606
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 1: a delight. Uh and thank all of you. This was

607
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: so fun. You guys don't make me laugh. We got

608
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: this with Mark and Hall on the Maximum Fun Network.

609
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: Blood and Treasure drops July seventeen, season two. Uh and

610
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 1: thanks for having me, thanks for adjusting the my and

611
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: my account is nothing and there's no dancing on any

612
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: of my social media accounts regardless of what happens in

613
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: the NBA playoffs. Um than thank you for adjusting the

614
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:39,879
Speaker 1: blinds behind you so we sure see your faith. Well, yeah,

615
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:44,720
Speaker 1: I'm a report tour would be completely a perfect until

616
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: saying thank you so much for I mean, it's always

617
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: so much fun. Everyone here is so talented. Uh yeah,

618
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:53,959
Speaker 1: you can follow me on my socials on a tool

619
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 1: time and uh we we're pulling for the MAVs. Um

620
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 1: and maybe I'll dance, maybe I'll dance. Wow, good luck?

621
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: Uh two Stephen my warriors. That is all I can say. Um. Lastly,

622
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 1: but certainly not lastly, it's Craig Katkowski Ko damn it.

623
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 1: Thank you man. I feel like if I had gone

624
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: to shipping school, like it would put me in my

625
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 1: head so bad, like paralysis through analysis. You know, there's

626
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: some things that you just got to learn the natural way,

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