Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously.
Speaker 2: Most critically crucially important.
Speaker 1: Today On This is Important, where's that god beild with China?
Speaker 3: If you're a little kid listening, don't suck off your cousin,
Speaker 3: pay me in balls. Let's go backing at you.
Speaker 4: You wow, yeah, bitch episode.
Speaker 3: This is a bild.
Speaker 4: Oh this is too fifty.
Speaker 3: Yes, but before we get.
Speaker 2: Into epley baby, we should probably do some housekeeping up.
Speaker 2: You have to do guys, Oh, you have to do
Speaker 2: skinyaching halt.
Speaker 1: I had a lot of energy bro row an e
Speaker 1: break on this whole podcast. We gotta get some house keeping.
Speaker 1: We got to So why we keep saying housekeeping? Is
Speaker 1: Isaac before the podcast? He goes, so, I just want
Speaker 1: to do a little housekeeping before the pod, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: what does this mean?
Speaker 3: Are we closing deals? You know what's happening moving with
Speaker 3: shaking or deal because we all know.
Speaker 4: That's what housekeeping means, closing deal, starting deals.
Speaker 3: It's starting deals. It seems like a housekeeping type thing.
Speaker 1: You guys should mention the YouTube.
Speaker 3: And that was it. That was it.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of wind up just mentioning the YouTube.
Speaker 1: So go to guys, go to YouTube. Yes, one thing
Speaker 1: about our podcast is it's it's visual. It's fucking on
Speaker 1: fire on YouTube. Get your ass over there. You get
Speaker 1: to see our face.
Speaker 4: You're gonna want to see You're gonna want to see
Speaker 4: all this.
Speaker 3: You gotta see the curtain behind me.
Speaker 1: That's dope. You get to see Blake's artwork. And then
Speaker 1: you get to see, uh, game over Man.
Speaker 4: Unwrapped, Game over Man poster that's never been hung.
Speaker 3: Why don't you ever hang out? What's going on there?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: My house isn't like a shrine to me or whatever.
Speaker 1: Okay, well it's just on the floor. Then, yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess maybe put something else behind you, then duel something.
Speaker 1: I try a little bit.
Speaker 2: Pictures of my children and your house should be a
Speaker 2: shrine to you.
Speaker 3: Your house should be a shrine to you.
Speaker 4: I don't disagree. Yeah, wellhis it's it's shaped if you
Speaker 4: look at it from the sky. It's shaped in my
Speaker 4: body laying on my side. Oh yeah, don't do not
Speaker 4: tell my wife.
Speaker 3: And the drones descend upon unders home. Drone o god.
Speaker 4: Out here in Calabasas.
Speaker 2: Oh that house keeping up top Oh, don't forget about
Speaker 2: the cruise.
Speaker 3: That's a little housekeeping, right. Oh yeah, he didn't mention that.
Speaker 3: He didn't say to mention that. But yeah, we should
Speaker 3: talk about the cris We should.
Speaker 4: I want to say that there's somebody very exciting that
Speaker 4: we cannot mention that has joined the cruise. We just
Speaker 4: can't mention them yet.
Speaker 3: Oh, we can't mention him.
Speaker 4: And there's somebody very exciting who we can mention.
Speaker 3: Who's that? Yeah, there's a bunch of people we can't mention.
Speaker 4: Is that Bobby Lee?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's coming.
Speaker 4: That's right, the wild mister good Times himself.
Speaker 1: What is the likelihood of us scene And I'm dead
Speaker 1: serious when I say this, What is the likelihood of
Speaker 1: us seeing Bobby Lee's butthole?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Strong and very strong?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, strong? I think I I think I've seen
Speaker 1: it at the comedy store. He used to just get
Speaker 1: naked at the comedy store a lot. That might have changed.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him for a minute. That might have
Speaker 1: changed because he's much more famous now, right right. I
Speaker 1: think I think he's really kind of popped off in
Speaker 1: the last five years or so, and that that was
Speaker 1: way back when, although he was on Matt TV back then,
Speaker 1: So maybe you know what do I know?
Speaker 2: I think anything kind of goes for Matt TV. They
Speaker 2: were a wild kids.
Speaker 4: He's done it, he's been there, he's done that. Do
Speaker 4: you think he's going to go overboard? I thought you're
Speaker 4: gonna be like, what are the audsy goes overborn?
Speaker 3: I don't see that for him. No, don't go overboard.
Speaker 4: Do what you will. I don't care.
Speaker 3: I see maybe who would go overboard?
Speaker 1: It would it be We got Bobby Lee, we got
Speaker 1: Adam Ray, great friend of the pod. He's gonna be
Speaker 1: I mean, he will be drunk, but he'll be on
Speaker 1: the ship. Nick Swartson might go overboard. He's a maybe,
Speaker 1: he's a maybe he might go overboard.
Speaker 2: Lifeguard on dudey our girl Sam Jay, she's the best.
Speaker 1: She's gonna stay ship bound, Annie Liederman. Uh, she is
Speaker 1: sober now, so I've been told. So I think she
Speaker 1: will be staying on the ship. Now if this were
Speaker 1: old Annie, like like I knew her, she would be.
Speaker 3: She's she's overboard for sure.
Speaker 4: I was intoxicated.
Speaker 1: And then we got we got best selling Catherine Blamford.
Speaker 1: Very funny, so's bed.
Speaker 4: O super funny.
Speaker 2: Super funny, dude, This is a funny cruise, brooks Weeling.
Speaker 3: Eric Griffin, Eric's coming.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, we might feed him to the sharks.
Speaker 1: I just want to He wants to get in directing now,
Speaker 1: so maybe we say he's the director just to give.
Speaker 3: Him a job because we're not going to allow him
Speaker 3: to do stand up at all.
Speaker 1: The bit, the bit that I'm gonna have is every
Speaker 1: time he goes to do stand up, I'm gonna act
Speaker 1: like a microphone malfunctions and then I have to go
Speaker 1: up there and do stand up. I already like this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I already liked it. I'd be like, I don't know, sorry,
Speaker 1: it doesn't work. Your your hands are too fat for
Speaker 1: this microphone, so I'll just use it.
Speaker 4: You're too hairy, hairy, your knuckles are the hair is
Speaker 4: braided on your knuckles.
Speaker 3: You see you. We love them. Eric Griffin's gonna be
Speaker 3: on the podcast Do we Do? We're hyped? Where hyped?
Speaker 1: He's coming, brooks Wheeling, Very very funny, very funny guy.
Speaker 3: Also from Iowa. Did you know that as an Iowan?
Speaker 3: I do? Yeah, from Iowa. Here we go, Here we
Speaker 3: go and sort of raised my boy.
Speaker 1: Brent Morin super duper funny, super funny could go overboard.
Speaker 3: There's a chance there's another one you might go overboard.
Speaker 4: This is the way.
Speaker 1: Josh Adam Myers, very very funny guy. Yeah, the Action
Speaker 1: Boys podcast. I'm hyped on John Gabers, Ben Rogers and
Speaker 1: Ryan Stanger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm hyped on that. Very funny.
Speaker 1: And we got live music from and I can announce it,
Speaker 1: but I think people are going to be excited.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't say.
Speaker 1: And then we also got Flashback heart Attack where they're
Speaker 1: they're like a well, what do you call that? A
Speaker 1: tribute band? Cover band and they're great, they're fantastic.
Speaker 3: I wonder if like cover bands, like a dirty word
Speaker 3: now or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder if they're like, we're actually a band,
Speaker 1: right plays other people's music, but uh, you don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tribute might be what they like to be called.
Speaker 4: I wonder if there's a new name for it, kind
Speaker 4: of like how they do.
Speaker 1: Like how you can't call homeless people homeless people anymore.
Speaker 4: Exactly, but you can't call them bombs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you can.
Speaker 1: I mean you for sure you're not supposed to call
Speaker 1: them bombs, which sucks because not all of them are bums.
Speaker 3: And we've gone over this.
Speaker 2: We've covered this, right, right, right, this is just house
Speaker 2: cleaning though, this is is just housekeeping housekeeping.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, house exactly. Not not that everyone who has
Speaker 4: you don't have to have a house to do housekeeping
Speaker 4: in the way that we're doing, right, And sure.
Speaker 3: That's right, that's right. You could be in housekeeping.
Speaker 4: Bombs are almost constantly not doing housekeeping.
Speaker 3: They're never housekey.
Speaker 4: There's not because they don't have a house. Yes, they
Speaker 4: just they're not getting their ship together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So we got Flashback heart Attacks for you know,
Speaker 1: I saw them at I was at a party Nobody
Speaker 1: Hollywood at Sean White and Nina Doe Briv's house party,
Speaker 1: and Flashback heart Attack performed and it was great. It
Speaker 1: was a great time. And the goddamn comedy jam.
Speaker 3: Who is gonna be fun? You guys need to do
Speaker 3: a song? I hope you know that. Yeah, we have
Speaker 3: to start training. Now you don't have to train?
Speaker 4: What does that mean? Was that entail?
Speaker 3: It's like a live band karaoke.
Speaker 1: It's it's kind of like live band karaoke, but you
Speaker 1: then you have to go up and you so you
Speaker 1: pick a song and that you're gonna sing, and then
Speaker 1: you have to tell a story or do you know,
Speaker 1: do stand up? But really you just kind of tell
Speaker 1: a story about why you're gonna do this song, and
Speaker 1: then that leads into the song and then you do
Speaker 1: the song. Usually it's done with stand ups, so they
Speaker 1: do basically stand up that somehow they manufacture it to
Speaker 1: be part of the story. You know, Uh huh Hunter
Speaker 1: to Bloc, Atiba and Aco, Jefferson.
Speaker 3: Boys, Dead Blackout Boys. Nice.
Speaker 1: Uh and shut up and dance. Hell yeah, we got
Speaker 1: a fucking squad going. Hell yeah, shut up and dance?
Speaker 3: Remember that.
Speaker 2: You do? Yes?
Speaker 4: So I was told shut up and dance one time?
Speaker 1: And so like, man, I like your version of telling
Speaker 1: the stories. You do your old man dad voice.
Speaker 4: Well, I guess I just don't. I don't telling stories.
Speaker 4: I'm like, don't you have to be an old man
Speaker 4: who wants to hear your story? Until you're an old man?
Speaker 1: They start to get really, I don't know, you didn't
Speaker 1: you just tell it like stories and ship?
Speaker 3: Didn't you give a speech at Evanston Township High School?
Speaker 3: You did? You did? That is exactly what you just did.
Speaker 4: I don't think I told the story, but did you
Speaker 4: hear it? Because my voice was like this the whole time.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 3: I just saw it on this line.
Speaker 4: I did not I did on YouTube somewhere I did.
Speaker 4: It was fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they got the whole thing. Isaac goes. Isaac goes, oh,
Speaker 3: you have to see it, and I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: I want you.
Speaker 1: Is there like a link or something and he goes, no,
Speaker 1: I just read it, and I go what and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just read a transcript of it.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, durst sentence, so you.
Speaker 4: Know it's funnier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he goes, no, it just I found it,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you found a transcript, but you couldn't
Speaker 1: find the video.
Speaker 3: He's our manager.
Speaker 4: Maybe he's got Google getting radical. It was a great time.
Speaker 4: Went back to Evanston. I spoke to the class of
Speaker 4: twenty twenty five. Oh yeah, he told them, told them
Speaker 4: my story and gave him some advice.
Speaker 3: So you did tell a story, okay.
Speaker 4: I told them. I told him a tale actually okay,
Speaker 4: which is different.
Speaker 3: For the goddamn comedy jam. You could tell a tale whatever.
Speaker 4: And I might Anyway. It was a good time. It was.
Speaker 4: It was not as fun as this damn cruise is
Speaker 4: gonna be I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3: But okay, damn.
Speaker 1: So good.
Speaker 4: Although that being said, I will give advice to anybody
Speaker 4: on the cruise who's like, hey, having a bad go
Speaker 4: of at any advice I got you.
Speaker 1: That'd be kind of cool, Like the session, Hey, maybe
Speaker 1: we do a maybe we do like a spinoff podcast.
Speaker 1: So we were gonna do the podcast obviously, and that's
Speaker 1: gonna be a great time. We might do several nights
Speaker 1: of the podcast.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure what I got a name already. What's
Speaker 4: your problem? Boom, what's your problem?
Speaker 3: What's good?
Speaker 4: I'm doing like a it's almost doctor Phil. It's just
Speaker 4: doctor Phil. It's just I'm just.
Speaker 3: Gonna do doctor philil. Yeah, that'd be great. Uh No,
Speaker 3: we'll be right back.
Speaker 4: Actually, we're gonna keep it right here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna stick around.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, let's let's do let's do like upwards of
Speaker 4: twenty pilot spinoff ideas, just just just just one off.
Speaker 4: See if the podcast goes anywhere.
Speaker 2: I kind of want the crews to turn into like
Speaker 2: a promise Keepers vibe.
Speaker 3: Do you remember Promise Keepers? I do not.
Speaker 4: I don't either. Will you help me? Out with that.
Speaker 2: Really it was like a men's Christian retreat, like for
Speaker 2: me and you like and.
Speaker 4: Write a letter to everyone, like if you die, you
Speaker 4: write the letter. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That was a Catholic thing, right, Evangelical Christian organization.
Speaker 3: It was just sent to it.
Speaker 4: Everyone I know who went to Catholic school did this,
Speaker 4: and it was like.
Speaker 3: I went to Catholic school. I guess not in high school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a high school. And they you'd see
Speaker 4: like somebody and then you'd be like, oh, what's the
Speaker 4: fucking problem? And they go, hey, actually, dude, I can't
Speaker 4: tell you, but they're a good guy and they've got
Speaker 4: a lot of shit going on at the house. And
Speaker 4: you go, oh, how do you know? Like I can't
Speaker 4: really say, but promise keepers. Wow, we heard about it.
Speaker 4: We were just cries. You just cried.
Speaker 3: It was secrets. It's just a bunch of secrets. That's
Speaker 3: why there.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like uh, scientology where they you tell
Speaker 1: your secrets and then they've got them all right.
Speaker 2: Well, to my knowledge, this was like you all go
Speaker 2: to like a big like stadium and then it's just
Speaker 2: a bunch of dudes watching like preachers. What that's what
Speaker 2: Promise Keeper was. It was like you go to the States. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like a stadium event.
Speaker 4: This was like a sleep away camp where at night,
Speaker 4: after you had some Sizzel burgers, you fucking just opened
Speaker 4: up your letter and you read like, if you died tomorrow,
Speaker 4: this is what you would want to say to people.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's cool, that's that.
Speaker 4: That's not outside of the stair.
Speaker 1: So their biggest event. So I'm sure they did sleep
Speaker 1: away camps. I'm sure that was very much part of it.
Speaker 1: But the biggest event was the Stand in the Gap,
Speaker 1: a sacred assembly of men, an open air gathering in
Speaker 1: the National Mall in Washington, d C. In nineteen ninety seven,
Speaker 1: there was Sea Span. Motherfucking Sea Span car live in
Speaker 1: its entirety. God, Sea Span is so fucking boring.
Speaker 3: Dude, God, Sea Span is so boring.
Speaker 1: They grit it in its entirety, couldn't even get it.
Speaker 1: Just fucking cut it up. You don't have a show
Speaker 1: to cut away to Jesus Christ, not bitch. But the audience,
Speaker 1: the figures of the estimated audience was between six hundred
Speaker 1: thousand and telling hundred thousand.
Speaker 2: It was a movement dog that's so many, dude, it
Speaker 2: was a movement.
Speaker 1: And did you keep because I know you have a
Speaker 1: lot of secrets, Blake, So we're were you This isn't
Speaker 1: secrets keeper, this is promise keepers. But don't you tell
Speaker 1: the secrets. I thought you'd tell secrets.
Speaker 4: It's like a guy go up there and go, yeah, dude,
Speaker 4: I was bug fucked. That's not gonna stop me from
Speaker 4: like starting my own small business.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think that's what this was. I think it.
Speaker 1: I'm not afraid to get in the h vac business
Speaker 1: even though I gobbled my uncle's cock.
Speaker 4: That's kind straight up.
Speaker 3: That's the Kanye track that has my cousin's dick. You're like,
Speaker 3: this is a hit.
Speaker 4: Oh I haven't, haven't I'd go to that concert.
Speaker 3: I don't think I could actually access it.
Speaker 4: Don't you think he could link up with these promise
Speaker 4: keepers and do a show?
Speaker 2: Oh you definitely, there's a Promise Keepers Kanye Co Lab
Speaker 2: coming now.
Speaker 3: I wonder if you are promise keepers.
Speaker 1: Obviously you can't align yourself with Kanye right now that
Speaker 1: he's like putting Swaska's on the side of his building,
Speaker 1: insuling Swaska teacher. But there's a small part of you
Speaker 1: that wants to righte like if you are the promise keepers,
Speaker 1: you're looking for angles and you're like, fuck, how do
Speaker 1: we spin this? Because he was the biggest, one of
Speaker 1: the biggest stars in the world.
Speaker 3: How do we how do.
Speaker 1: We see and he obviously how do we we have
Speaker 1: a lot of I mean, he's got a lot of hits.
Speaker 3: Maybe we just use an old hit that isn't problematic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, collah, Yeah, that would That's a tricky situation.
Speaker 3: That'd be tricky.
Speaker 2: A lot of a lot of stuff to untangle there, Yeah,
Speaker 2: to be a tricky.
Speaker 3: What is this link you sent and the it's probably
Speaker 3: the song. Oh, I'm afraid it's like hatespe.
Speaker 4: Cousins by contract.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if we should click on it.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm gonna get.
Speaker 1: Like, well, hey, Todd, do us a favor and just
Speaker 1: find the part where he talks about second his cousins Dick,
Speaker 1: and then Blake can play.
Speaker 3: We don't want to play and it's just trying to
Speaker 3: spread any hate. But the hey, but.
Speaker 2: Cat dad, Blake isn't Dad. I'm hyper sensitive. Chicks love
Speaker 2: a cat daddy. Okay, you Adam, If you just want
Speaker 2: to read the lyric first one.
Speaker 4: Wait, I'm sorry, is it possible, Todd, that you can
Speaker 4: just say the moment like the second?
Speaker 1: Yeah, find the exact second in that video, and then
Speaker 1: Blake will click on it and we will play the
Speaker 1: infamous dick sucking sucking dick because.
Speaker 4: I would love, like I would love Blake to read
Speaker 4: all these and words out loud.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you could. I'm not seeing any No, actually
Speaker 3: i'm not either. He took that out of his mouth.
Speaker 3: That's pretty well. Oh no, I do see, I do
Speaker 3: see one. You are right, I do.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's too many for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: A couple we started re enacting. This is crazy, dude,
Speaker 2: this is actually crazy.
Speaker 4: Doesn't it explain? Doesn't explain a lot?
Speaker 1: Okay, So ten seconds in he's saying it starts with
Speaker 1: the verse one, and then we could just listen to
Speaker 1: verse one.
Speaker 3: There's no Nazisms in verse one. So here we go. Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, all right.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 2: If it if it's laps, Todd, this is your fault, Todd.
Speaker 3: If you're setting me up for failure with my cousin.
Speaker 4: Real Daddy Magazine, we say to Vegas, because.
Speaker 3: Then we know what does you mean anything. He doesn't
Speaker 3: have to repeat it. Okay, that's the git, But isn't
Speaker 3: it weird that I'm hearing that? And I'm like, I
Speaker 3: think Kyle made that. Sorry what about alien?
Speaker 1: That very fucking rocked dude because he didn't have to
Speaker 1: repeat give my cousin head as many times as he did.
Speaker 3: He goes, then I gave my cousin head, give my cousin.
Speaker 3: I know what I don't ship. I know a song
Speaker 3: I'm doing my cousin. He said give my cousin head
Speaker 3: five times.
Speaker 4: I think like he cousins like he he knows that
Speaker 4: he HADSS Like you heard me right, I'm gonna say
Speaker 4: it again.
Speaker 3: You're like, maybe he didn't say it. No, he said it,
Speaker 3: still saying He's still saying it.
Speaker 4: Am I crazy? I kind of he's he's in the pocket.
Speaker 3: I like the beatus.
Speaker 4: I mean it's like a little like joy Division in
Speaker 4: the back with that vocoder he.
Speaker 3: Was he gave my cousin jeff head is like calling
Speaker 3: him out by name and ship.
Speaker 4: The way he still lives in Chicago.
Speaker 3: If you want to say, what's up? His name is
Speaker 3: Jeffrey West.
Speaker 4: He works out Bad Eggs. Has anybody from a sketch
Speaker 4: of like the cousin's phone blowing up and being like, what,
Speaker 4: I'm listening to a song and being like, oh, I'm
Speaker 4: a principal at a fucking middle school.
Speaker 3: How many cousins are you doing to me?
Speaker 4: How many?
Speaker 3: Like you just had to be like, it's not me,
Speaker 3: it's a different cousin.
Speaker 1: There has different that there's thirty cousins and not just
Speaker 1: like a cousin, and you're like fuck.
Speaker 4: Then the next verse is how he gets specific and
Speaker 4: I know, you know, I got a lot of cousins,
Speaker 4: so i'llbe he waste specific up out who it was.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't as long as I said before.
Speaker 3: It was recently it was cousin Jeff.
Speaker 1: I've got three cousins. Jeff fis not.
Speaker 5: The tall wall.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, it's the one with the mall. Now he's
Speaker 3: got to take off the mall. I've always wanted to
Speaker 3: have him have surgery on the mall.
Speaker 4: The ball is on a dick.
Speaker 3: I kissed the mall a lot.
Speaker 4: We used to say, what's the name of the game
Speaker 4: where you hit the mall with the whack the mall
Speaker 4: we called a sucker all instead of whack them all,
Speaker 4: I would hit my dick against his dick.
Speaker 3: We would play weird game of whack a moll.
Speaker 4: He called a welcome mouth and it went.
Speaker 2: Up in.
Speaker 3: Uh like run that one back, dude, let's hear that
Speaker 3: one one.
Speaker 4: By the way, The worst case scenario out of this
Speaker 4: is that is that this is the worst case scenario.
Speaker 4: You you're your little kid, You're fucking around with your cousin.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, like product keepers do whatever whatever, Like yeah, yeah, you're.
Speaker 3: Did something happen?
Speaker 4: No, No, what I'm what I'm saying is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Is like you're you're dismissing it pretty quickly, like if
Speaker 1: you are working around your cousin in Chicago and you're
Speaker 1: in the basement, and this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to like demonize it. I'm not trying
Speaker 4: to demonize it or make those like that they're bad
Speaker 4: people because they're a low kid at all. Yeah, But
Speaker 4: what I'm saying is the worst case scenario is.
Speaker 3: If you're a little kid listening, don't suck off your cousin.
Speaker 4: Probably, yeah, there's there is some obviously you find somebody
Speaker 4: else that you're not related to. You what I'm getting
Speaker 4: to is that the worst case scenarios that the greatest
Speaker 4: dome you ever got was from your cousin.
Speaker 6: Sick now you're thinking about you do the thing with
Speaker 6: and they're like you, it's so good, I need you
Speaker 6: to put on this fake mustache.
Speaker 4: Oh man.
Speaker 1: The greatest head you ever got, though, is usually the
Speaker 1: first time, because it's you've never felt that before.
Speaker 3: You so good, you never had it so good.
Speaker 1: Cousin's blow chop, cousin's blowjobus, it's blow chop.
Speaker 3: You never had it so good. God, it's job God.
Speaker 4: I it's say to say, it's been uphill since my first.
Speaker 1: So I don't know I look back at my first.
Speaker 1: I mean, we've talked about my first blow job before.
Speaker 1: It was quite the experience. It was I was getting
Speaker 1: blow it was it was getting a blowjob, and uh
Speaker 1: it was. It was the night of the millennium.
Speaker 4: A full moon.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, so let the ball dr We were like,
Speaker 1: white two k is gonna kill us, all right, So
Speaker 1: we're upstairs, so we're cousin.
Speaker 3: We're not cousinstide, we're not cousin.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, it's a it's a female. She's not a cousin.
Speaker 1: We're not not related in any way. Okay, And so
Speaker 1: we're getting a blowjob. I'm getting the blow job.
Speaker 4: That seems oddly specific.
Speaker 2: We're getting a blowjob. You just said we're getting a
Speaker 2: blow are you sixty?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 3: You said we're I died, So you're like, so people,
Speaker 3: it's high school, right.
Speaker 1: So people then like find out that I'm getting a blowjob,
Speaker 1: they like want to like open the door and be
Speaker 1: dicks about it. I'm like yeah, so they're like coming in,
Speaker 1: so I like moved the dress I'm like trying to
Speaker 1: move the dresser, and she's embarrassed because people saw us
Speaker 1: in there, and Adam, this.
Speaker 4: Is already sounding like an alibi, like I had to
Speaker 4: move the dresser in front of the door.
Speaker 3: The gotcha, bitch, what in the matt hour? So I'm
Speaker 3: moving the dresser to try to to try to block
Speaker 3: them coming in.
Speaker 4: I understand.
Speaker 3: She Then the story gets even scarier.
Speaker 4: I understand it now.
Speaker 3: Okay, Then she is wasted.
Speaker 1: She I turn around with my pants around my ankles,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, we'll be.
Speaker 3: Back to this blow job. She's nowhere to be found.
Speaker 3: Oh she's disappeared, dude.
Speaker 4: She's under the dresser. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: The window is open.
Speaker 1: It's it's December thirty first, nineteen ninety nine, Omaha, Nebraska.
Speaker 1: It is cold out, it is snowy. She climbs out
Speaker 1: on the roof, climbs to the front of the house.
Speaker 1: I'm like yelling her name outside, being like, come back in,
Speaker 1: gome back down. And then and I open up the
Speaker 1: dresser and I'm like, I can't find her. I opened
Speaker 1: pulled the dresser away. The people that were outside were like,
Speaker 1: we're trying to get in. They come in, They're like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing in here? And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: I was hooking up with what's your name?
Speaker 3: And uh?
Speaker 1: And they were like, are you jerking off in here alone?
Speaker 1: And I'm like no, because no one's in the room
Speaker 1: and dude. So the whole thing is my very first time.
Speaker 1: The whole thing's fucking ruined.
Speaker 3: This is like a traumatic yes.
Speaker 1: So then I'm like, I'm just sort of fucking bummed
Speaker 1: about it because it was a magical, a magical moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then you I go downstairs that day, you go downstairs,
Speaker 1: I'm like, where did she go? Like, I'm looking in
Speaker 1: the backyard, where did.
Speaker 4: She go from here.
Speaker 3: Maybe she was your imagination.
Speaker 1: She jumps off the roof, lands on the guy whose
Speaker 1: house we're partying in, dad's truck, densest hood of his truck,
Speaker 1: rolls off, pounds on the door. She's only wearing a
Speaker 1: bra uh and like her underwear. She's she okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's That pause was unbelievable.
Speaker 4: She's only wearing a ball and undered her hands on
Speaker 4: a jacket.
Speaker 3: No no pants nor jacket. So she's just basically naked
Speaker 3: out there.
Speaker 4: She's in her underwear.
Speaker 1: She's pound on the door. We hear a pound on
Speaker 1: the door. Everyone's like, cops, cops. We turn lights off.
Speaker 1: Everyone's hits the floor, right, and so now it takes
Speaker 1: like five minutes for us to open the door because
Speaker 1: we're like, no shoes, no shoes, right, So she's frozen solid.
Speaker 1: She comes back in. Uh, people are like, why are.
Speaker 3: You outside without your clothes on?
Speaker 1: She's embarrassed, say lips Hell is embarrassed to say anything.
Speaker 3: It was a whole fucking fun, It was.
Speaker 1: It was a crazy first the window.
Speaker 4: Dang, that's a tough one to live up to. Will
Speaker 4: you tell that story like this time or another time?
Speaker 4: Like as as time goes on, do you think maybe
Speaker 4: like why do you wonder why she jumped out the window? Well?
Speaker 1: I was like, is it because she didn't want to
Speaker 1: be seen hooking up with me? But I don't think
Speaker 1: that is it? Uh, you want to see it, So
Speaker 1: you're doing.
Speaker 4: More of like a process of elimination.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was so humiliated to be hooking up with
Speaker 2: you she jumped out of the way or just like
Speaker 2: didn't want it to be known that.
Speaker 3: She's like right, because I didn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't like we were dating or she
Speaker 1: just was like, I'm gonna suck your dick and I
Speaker 1: was like say what now wait the.
Speaker 3: Other I was like what what?
Speaker 4: What did you say?
Speaker 3: What did you just say that that's cool?
Speaker 1: So it wasn't It wasn't like we were dating or
Speaker 1: even like remotely dating. It was like I just sort
Speaker 1: of knew her as a girl I was in my school.
Speaker 1: It was it was a great And then that happened
Speaker 1: a few other times throughout high school where she'd be like, Hey,
Speaker 1: do you want to go in this closet at a
Speaker 1: party And I'm like, I guess, are you gonna like
Speaker 1: stab yourself with a hangar? Or like you're you're just
Speaker 1: in the h VAC. You're just like in an air
Speaker 1: duct I skiy scurrying away.
Speaker 3: God damn, it's impossible. Well godless.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess we all are kind of chasing that
Speaker 4: first experience.
Speaker 1: Yeah and all that just no, no, no, But but
Speaker 1: I think it was so brief.
Speaker 3: It was so brief that it was like it reminded
Speaker 3: me the first time you ever had like a Wagoo steak. Okay,
Speaker 3: and it was just okay, remember first Wagoo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just so magical that you're like this
Speaker 1: I've never experienced. I didn't even know steak could be
Speaker 1: this good. But yeah, I was like, I didn't know
Speaker 1: it could be this good.
Speaker 3: So it was a it was a real toe curler.
Speaker 4: I got a thing about the steak that you're talking about.
Speaker 4: We might have covered this before. We're like, I don't
Speaker 4: like to eat steak too often because I feel like
Speaker 4: when you have a steak that you're just like it's whatever.
Speaker 4: It kind of like sours you on steak. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 4: but every every eighteen months or so, I have that
Speaker 4: same mope, No, no, I eat steak more than that, Okay,
Speaker 4: but about every eighteen month card.
Speaker 3: Pull your man card, I have one.
Speaker 4: I have one that does curl the toes where you're
Speaker 4: likely shit, and then you're chasing Matt for a while.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: The worst is when you're at a nice restaurant and
Speaker 1: you see this stupid expensive like the two hundred and
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars steak or whatever the dumb prices, and
Speaker 1: you're like, fuck, I think I'm gonna do it, and
Speaker 1: people are like, oh, okay, Like it's always Chloe and
Speaker 1: she's like, you don't have to just get a regular
Speaker 1: Andre And I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, can you don't understand if I get this one?
Speaker 4: They bring me a.
Speaker 3: Cool knife, Yeah, I love a cool knife.
Speaker 1: I like they bust out the shun Yeah, give it
Speaker 1: to me down.
Speaker 3: I like shun knives so much. I have them. I
Speaker 3: own shut knife tire. That's a uh but.
Speaker 1: And then I just had it recently and the steak
Speaker 1: wasn't good and I paid like one hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: five dollars for it.
Speaker 4: That's what I was like, But when did you have
Speaker 4: a steak that was good before that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What was the toe curling steak?
Speaker 4: Like? Within a month or so, did you have the
Speaker 4: black best sneak.
Speaker 1: No, I've I've cooled off on steaks since I uh,
Speaker 1: since I stopped. I know it's I mean, take my man,
Speaker 1: card uh, since I.
Speaker 3: Did stem cells.
Speaker 1: Essentially you're not supposed to have red meat, so I
Speaker 1: just sort of stopped eating steak specifically, it's still what
Speaker 1: I have cheeburger.
Speaker 3: Everyone swall, But like I stopped eating steak.
Speaker 4: Did you blow your cousin anymore? I stopped.
Speaker 3: I stopped.
Speaker 4: Yeah, too much protein, Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 3: I gave.
Speaker 4: The dirty little secret. All you gotta do is just
Speaker 4: dump some fucking rock salt on that fucking ship and
Speaker 4: the Wow, this steak is amazing.
Speaker 3: Oh it's fucking pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all about that Himalayan sall hits different, my man,
Speaker 2: card Man, I like the pink slid, Bro.
Speaker 3: That's the good stuff.
Speaker 2: Cousins come on to the cruise and see we're all
Speaker 2: gonna see.
Speaker 3: I hope, I hope that hit it.
Speaker 4: I hope this guy.
Speaker 3: Got the hand held out cousin.
Speaker 4: And if you watch on YouTube you'll see what we're
Speaker 4: talking about.
Speaker 1: Dude, I hope the story that Durst tells is about
Speaker 1: him playing doctor with someone like a cousin in his
Speaker 1: basement or some ship when he was a little.
Speaker 3: Kid, and then busts out. I gave my cousin.
Speaker 4: I gave my cousin fucking disaster. I played it. I
Speaker 4: don't know if we played doctor or if it was
Speaker 4: like husband wife with this girl. And I was like
Speaker 4: four or five, and it was like, show mine, I'll
Speaker 4: show you yours days.
Speaker 3: Whoa did you?
Speaker 4: Did you well?
Speaker 3: I mean you're like five years.
Speaker 4: Old and you're like, what what do you got? What's
Speaker 4: because I got all brothers?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: What's going on down there? She's like, I only have
Speaker 4: a sister? What's going on down there?
Speaker 3: And I go, hey, on three show it is that right?
Speaker 3: And you remember this pretty vividly.
Speaker 4: I remember we were standing in the basement or at
Speaker 4: the at the foot of some stairs. Maybe it was
Speaker 4: on the first floor, I don't know, at the stairs.
Speaker 3: Very shagg of darning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and uh yeah, I've been and I've been just
Speaker 4: chasing that first time ever since.
Speaker 2: Wow, I think the first time I wasn't like some
Speaker 2: bushes at a basketball Oh and you were thirty two?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, gone next to the post office in Hollywood.
Speaker 3: Foot off. That's not true. Yeah, I was a young man.
Speaker 5: I was a young man boy, a young boy under eight,
Speaker 5: I think so, I think I was under under ten.
Speaker 3: Well, you could kind of know. I don't really have
Speaker 3: a timeline for it. I could probably it.
Speaker 4: Seems like advanced because at ten, at ten, you know,
Speaker 4: eleven year olds at.
Speaker 3: Our fun time seems a little old. Ten.
Speaker 4: You might give you a cousin.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't, Okay.
Speaker 2: Dude, I just remember it was like we were like
Speaker 2: shooting hoops with kids in the neighborhood and then like
Speaker 2: we just like pull.
Speaker 3: Out that sweaty cock, come here.
Speaker 4: I went for the record. I was supposed to marry
Speaker 4: this girl when we were five, so like was science.
Speaker 3: So that's that checks out.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like some Mirando at my high school like you.
Speaker 3: It wasn't random. I know I know her.
Speaker 4: Are you you walk past me in the hallway you
Speaker 4: want to suck my what?
Speaker 3: It wasn't that far off, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I've ever heard anyone just say
Speaker 4: that out loud like that, But it was crazy.
Speaker 3: It wasn't that far off.
Speaker 1: She wasn't Rando though I did know her, but it
Speaker 1: was there was no we didn't have like I wasn't
Speaker 1: like into her or she wasn't into me. It was
Speaker 1: just like a friend going, hey, do you want your
Speaker 1: dick sucked right now? And I'm like no, oh, hello,
Speaker 1: camera show.
Speaker 3: I was like, fucking you're punk.
Speaker 1: I just I just turned up the nelly really loud
Speaker 1: so the party couldn't hear it.
Speaker 3: Hotch it, it's going down down. What's that noise?
Speaker 2: It sounds like someone's moving a heavy dress of it.
Speaker 3: It's what are those both prints on the on the
Speaker 3: roof is a reindeer? What the hell?
Speaker 4: My dad's truck alarm is gone. I do love them.
Speaker 4: If someone can, if someone out there listening can can
Speaker 4: right twas the night before Christmas. But it's Adam's blow
Speaker 4: job story. Like she went to the window and threw
Speaker 4: up the sash. She jumped out of the fucking onto
Speaker 4: the roof and away she dashed.
Speaker 3: Clop clip clap, and some trucks that have been smash.
Speaker 4: She juggled his testicles like sugar plums dancing somebody some
Speaker 4: creative soul out there, my cousin.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, so what were you saying, Blake? So you
Speaker 3: were in a bush? You weren't thirty two allegedly. No,
Speaker 3: I was. I was a young man, a young may man.
Speaker 3: I keep saying that.
Speaker 7: I don't know, dude, I was a young boy. I
Speaker 7: was a young boy, a squire. Yeah, so you were
Speaker 7: a young boy. You were maybe ten, maybe twelve, maybe three.
Speaker 2: I think I was younger than ten, twelve, you got it, Okay,
Speaker 2: So but you were yeah, yeah you had.
Speaker 3: I think it's pretty old.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think I was. You're risking like her
Speaker 4: having like hair on her coochie and you not.
Speaker 1: By the way, you have kids that are over ten. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm putting myself.
Speaker 3: You know how old your kids are at ten, So
Speaker 3: you gotta go. It's a weird.
Speaker 2: Sentence to say, but I'm like putting, I'm putting myself
Speaker 2: in their shoes right now.
Speaker 3: And it was definitely a younger, a younger me, younger
Speaker 3: than that. Yeah. Yeah, this seems like your five year
Speaker 3: old thing to do. I think it was around that
Speaker 3: five to six. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wait, so let me get this straight. You were playing basketball,
Speaker 4: then you put your feet in some little kids shoes
Speaker 4: and you went over to auch.
Speaker 2: No no no, no, no, no no, And you're misquoting me.
Speaker 2: You're misquoting. Okay, I feel like the ball like maybe
Speaker 2: it was an airball. The ball rolled into the bushes,
Speaker 2: and then like you know, the rest was his.
Speaker 4: It sounds like the beginning of a porno where it's
Speaker 4: like you're just hoop of the guys and the ball
Speaker 4: rolls into some bushes and there's a chick there.
Speaker 1: It's like, hey, it showed me your little dick. Dude,
Speaker 1: so it's a girl. So it's it is a girl, right,
Speaker 1: you're having a guy, I think, So, oh my.
Speaker 4: God, you just showed each other, showed each other butts.
Speaker 4: He's like, don't for sure if you don't look at me.
Speaker 1: And some like butthole looking, So did you see like
Speaker 1: her vagina or what?
Speaker 3: I don't even understand. You can't remember if it's a
Speaker 3: guy or a girl, like this story is. I think
Speaker 3: it might have been a dude. All right, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 3: that checks out. He gave you cousin.
Speaker 4: It is very confusing though, when like you you see
Speaker 4: something that young and you're like, all right, so the
Speaker 4: vagina's right in the front, it's right there, and then
Speaker 4: you get older and you're like fooling around and where
Speaker 4: is this the like where's that god being?
Speaker 3: Where the hell is this thing?
Speaker 1: The first time I gave a girl? Uh, I fingered
Speaker 1: a girl? First time I blasted first fingered a girl.
Speaker 1: My mother in law is right in the kitchen, by
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 3: Uh. I was in a Playdasium.
Speaker 4: Hey that can this pay for that kitchen? Go ahead?
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on?
Speaker 1: And h I was in a Playdaisium. And I didn't
Speaker 1: know to insert. I just thought you sort of just
Speaker 1: tapped on the outside. That works, So yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 3: You're kind of just smacking it.
Speaker 4: They're not that mad at that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we know she was. She was just sort
Speaker 3: of like, you could stop.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: I'm like all right, and I success.
Speaker 4: I thought you were gonna say, butthole, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go get some more birthday cake. Yes her
Speaker 3: so so blake?
Speaker 4: Is that housekeeping or no?
Speaker 2: I think that and that wraps upusekeeping that. Let's get
Speaker 2: to the pod.
Speaker 1: I never had a uh a sort of doctor moment.
Speaker 3: I never, no one ever.
Speaker 1: I did have my mom's friend's older daughter and her
Speaker 1: older friends who were five years older than me. I
Speaker 1: want to say, sure, huh held me down and took
Speaker 1: my clothes off.
Speaker 3: What yeah, way, it's so good.
Speaker 1: Way and this is yeah and this is important and
Speaker 1: uh then they laughed and ran away.
Speaker 3: They were probably ten, I was probably five or maybe
Speaker 3: city that.
Speaker 4: It's important you guys, Adam's crying if you're listening.
Speaker 3: And you need another four inches and yeah this is triggering. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then I I remember being pretty bummed about that.
Speaker 4: So sorry you were held down? You were how old?
Speaker 3: I think I was five or six?
Speaker 4: Okay, these girls are ten or more?
Speaker 3: Yeah, nine or ten?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they strip you butt naked and hold you down.
Speaker 3: They got got me to my underwear and they held
Speaker 3: me down. I went on.
Speaker 4: So that was it. That was it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that was the end.
Speaker 1: But pretty traumatic. And I didn't even do it. I
Speaker 1: didn't even get to see nothing. It was just sort
Speaker 1: of it was kind of sucked for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just them fucking viewing And have you been
Speaker 4: have you been chasing the adrenaline of that moment?
Speaker 3: And this seems like.
Speaker 1: That's why I was like, that's I told her to
Speaker 1: jump out the window. I'm like, yeah, jump out the window.
Speaker 1: You should jump to the window. That'd be so tight.
Speaker 4: Tie me down, tie me down, Hey, stop stop sucking.
Speaker 4: What jump jump out the window? I guess.
Speaker 3: So. So speaking of jumping out the window, I don't
Speaker 3: like you guys tell me to show my tits. Dude.
Speaker 1: So we were we, and I say we, I was
Speaker 1: dogging on buzzballs. Oh, and I was tiring tiring on
Speaker 1: buzzball because I thought aggressive.
Speaker 3: I thought they did my boy blake a little dirty.
Speaker 3: I'll admit that. That's what I thought.
Speaker 4: And you're vocal, You're a vocal guard.
Speaker 3: You're a You're a dog off the leash.
Speaker 1: And I stand by that, and I stand by that.
Speaker 1: They reached out with a very strongly worded email that
Speaker 1: Isaac actually hyped up the email a little bit more
Speaker 1: than I thought that. He was like, oh, they came
Speaker 1: in real hot, and I'm like, oh, is it like
Speaker 1: season his tiste?
Speaker 3: And then it's like kind of nice and polite.
Speaker 4: For the most part, it seemed like heartbroken and yet defensive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were a little defensive. It's yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: a it's like a bad breakup. They realized, I didn't
Speaker 1: know we were on bad terms. It's like you knew
Speaker 1: we were.
Speaker 4: Also like, get life, guys, what you don't need to
Speaker 4: write this dumb ass email.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, they're bombed.
Speaker 1: We're they're saying, we're hurting their brand and and by
Speaker 1: the way, I am because it's.
Speaker 3: A garbage brand and it should be damaged.
Speaker 2: Fucking things suck.
Speaker 3: Stop dude, stop what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Man? These are my friends, so Blake, it says in here,
Speaker 1: and this is this is why I have even more
Speaker 1: of a problem with them.
Speaker 3: Okay, come on, did you leave them alone? So this
Speaker 3: is why. So essentially they're saying that Blake said stuff
Speaker 3: that he didn't say. They're saying that Blake has mentioned. Firstly,
Speaker 3: Blake has mentioned that he hasn't received his full agreed
Speaker 3: upon compensation from his contract. I never said that.
Speaker 4: Well, I know that Blake has said, Yeah, they fueled
Speaker 4: me through a few bucks, which is inaccurate. Yeah no,
Speaker 4: because now we know the real figure all the business.
Speaker 2: I have ever done with Buzzball, and I hope to
Speaker 2: continue doing business with you. It's been it's been lovely.
Speaker 2: They brought me on to do the commercial. They paid
Speaker 2: and by the way, I was paid for my services.
Speaker 1: You were, you were, But they're saying that you said
Speaker 1: that you haven't received your full upon compensation, and I
Speaker 1: want to say, yeah, so that's not true.
Speaker 3: You did not say that.
Speaker 4: I think he said I got a few thousands.
Speaker 3: But some housekeeping here.
Speaker 1: It's more than that, but it's not a lot of
Speaker 1: money for what I think you deserve. I think you
Speaker 1: I think we needed ten x this number, and I
Speaker 1: don't think that's an exaggeration. I think it should have
Speaker 1: been ten x. But that's just me being an advocate
Speaker 1: for my boy. That being said you this was agreed
Speaker 1: upon number that you guys agreed upon it.
Speaker 3: That's that's fine, Isaac. This is kind of maybe his fault.
Speaker 3: He allowed you.
Speaker 1: Agree upon this very very very in my eyes, bad deal.
Speaker 1: That was bad for Blake and Uh in turn caused
Speaker 1: all this this drama.
Speaker 3: Any drama, and then you're the one causing the drama.
Speaker 1: Then they go SEC and then it's you know, it
Speaker 1: talks about how much we got paid.
Speaker 3: So now we know the exact number.
Speaker 4: It's like five paragraphs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a long. It's a long.
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean, did you I've never written an
Speaker 1: email this long?
Speaker 3: Maybe ever?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: Is she using chutchbt because the A in the right places.
Speaker 3: It's very it's very I don't think anybody really writes
Speaker 3: any because.
Speaker 1: If you I'll say, if you go ahead, I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: if you work for buzzball, you don't write long emails.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're all you're too busy. Buzzing ball. You got
Speaker 3: a ball, and you got a ball. You got a
Speaker 3: ball to drop?
Speaker 4: It is it is wild. Also, by the way, this
Speaker 4: is a comedy podcast.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, taking a stand.
Speaker 4: This is what we're doing. We're talking about we're talking
Speaker 4: about buzzballs. We're shooting on a deal.
Speaker 3: Gosh, it's fine.
Speaker 4: What are you doing? And and if they want to
Speaker 4: roll like this, guess what, we'll see you.
Speaker 1: In court because Blake to see you in court.
Speaker 3: What the hell? I'm on the stand?
Speaker 4: And who did this? Who did this? Message? Go to?
Speaker 3: Uh? I think to Isaac?
Speaker 4: What is? What is you?
Speaker 3: Better? Low? You're up?
Speaker 4: How you.
Speaker 2: I haven't listened back to the episode. Something tells me
Speaker 2: you probably Adam were like, we.
Speaker 3: Don't fuck with buzzball. Stop buying buzz balls like band buzzball.
Speaker 3: What tells you that I didn't I did not say that.
Speaker 3: I did definitely didn't say band.
Speaker 2: I encourage everyone to go out and buy a buzzball.
Speaker 3: I think if you have bad buzz buddies.
Speaker 1: If you have bad go and buy a busball. That's
Speaker 1: what I say. Don't support Blake Anderson then.
Speaker 4: We're a brotherhood and bud and also Blake the deals up,
Speaker 4: like the deal? Are you trying to get another one?
Speaker 4: And by the way, don't show you Isaac slide in
Speaker 4: Blake's DMS because they were like, you let you. You
Speaker 4: sent us a message and we left you on red
Speaker 4: and they like apologized about that, and I'm like, so obviously,
Speaker 4: just like right back and go, hey, sorry, listen to
Speaker 4: the podcast. Pretty funny, but I do want to check
Speaker 4: in and make sure you're happy with your deal because like, right,
Speaker 4: you obviously need to get the shoor And by the way,
Speaker 4: we'll see you in court.
Speaker 3: I don't like it, We'll see we.
Speaker 4: Will see you in court.
Speaker 3: So okay.
Speaker 1: So then secondly, it says we are just It is
Speaker 1: disappointing that Adam honed in on on the narrative that
Speaker 1: Blake was not paid enough for his partnership.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm honed in on it because I don't think
Speaker 1: he was paid enough. Now it is a little bit
Speaker 1: more than I thought he was paid. It is a
Speaker 1: little bit more, but but not by much and definitely not.
Speaker 2: What and Isaac stopped sending Adam my paid statements.
Speaker 3: Brother, what are you doing on?
Speaker 4: This is crazy? And I feel like he behaves zero
Speaker 4: mention of me, mostly because I don't get into it. Well,
Speaker 4: guess what I'll be getting into it is.
Speaker 3: No call off your dog. They say that they're they
Speaker 3: they're very happy.
Speaker 1: And we hope that this was an Adam rogue feeling.
Speaker 1: Turns out it's Adam and Anders.
Speaker 4: It's not just oh I am.
Speaker 3: Now now you are? Yes?
Speaker 1: So so actually, you know what I think. I I
Speaker 1: think it was a misunderstanding. As much as I'm shitting
Speaker 1: on buzzball, it's a little bit of a misunderstanding. Blake
Speaker 1: never had any ill will. It was always me because
Speaker 1: I thought he was underpaid. I thought he shouldn't have
Speaker 1: been doing these commercials and the amount of work and
Speaker 1: sweat equity he was putting into the company.
Speaker 3: Above and beyond what the amount that he was paid
Speaker 3: to do. So that's that's why I was a little frustrated.
Speaker 3: And then when we were on the road and we.
Speaker 1: Had asked for buzzballs, we weren't getting them on time.
Speaker 1: It wasn't logistical issues. Not towards the end of the tour,
Speaker 1: if you remember.
Speaker 2: They slewed down because some cities weren't carrying buzzballs yet.
Speaker 2: We got, you know, freaking buzz buddies hashtag buzz Buddies,
Speaker 2: not buzzballers or brothers in buzz something.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to get the entire name of the
Speaker 4: product in there.
Speaker 3: I just need it.
Speaker 2: I need a I need a movement. I need TII
Speaker 2: Nation to pull up show your buzzball.
Speaker 1: You're not getting paid for this. In fact, you weren't
Speaker 1: even really getting paid before. After taxes and everything comes
Speaker 1: out of that. You can't even buy a like a.
Speaker 1: I mean you you're looking to get a good car wash.
Speaker 7: You lose.
Speaker 3: You're looking to get like a by an entire car
Speaker 3: like no, no, no, no no. I'm talking about get you
Speaker 3: a nice, nice car wash. How much is a nice
Speaker 3: car wash?
Speaker 1: Just about as much as you got paid after taxes
Speaker 1: and paying all your people.
Speaker 2: I go to the self served car wash where you
Speaker 2: like put the quarters in, I clean my ship really nice.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just saying that's the way to go. They
Speaker 3: paid me a car wash fee. They got they gave
Speaker 3: you a car wash fee. In my eyes, in my eyes?
Speaker 4: What what? What's the number? Can we try and do this?
Speaker 4: It might not be easy, but Adam and Blake for
Speaker 4: the done. I want you guys at the exact same
Speaker 4: time to say the number you think they should have
Speaker 4: been paid, and I say they Because I don't know
Speaker 4: what's going on, I would go a little higher.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go a little lower than I think I
Speaker 1: would want the deal to land. But I think a
Speaker 1: fair deal.
Speaker 4: Three three two one, free buzz.
Speaker 3: Seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. What the hell?
Speaker 4: Freeze? But he said free buzzballs. You said free buzzballs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pay me in balls.
Speaker 1: Well, Blake, with seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars, you
Speaker 1: then could just buy a car wash, all the buzzball,
Speaker 1: as many buzzballs as you could ever want.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm in the car wash or no, doncate that's true.
Speaker 3: Well you're getting more than the car Washyah.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a you know what, that's a hard bargain.
Speaker 2: It was kind of like a homie deal. It's like
Speaker 2: me and buzzballs.
Speaker 3: But by the way, you don't know these people. You
Speaker 3: set a homie deal, like you know who they are?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: I think they know there's new people working there. But
Speaker 2: I have a relationship with the Buzzball homies just through
Speaker 2: d MS.
Speaker 3: Dude, you can't just DM a company and then they
Speaker 3: DM you back and you act like you know the owner.
Speaker 4: Then your home.
Speaker 1: If it was a friend of yours, if a Teaba
Speaker 1: started Buzzballs, then yeah, give a Teaba the homie deal.
Speaker 3: And in fact, I hope a Tiba would give you.
Speaker 1: A homie deal and pay you well because he knows
Speaker 1: you're going to go out there and actually support the
Speaker 1: brand shield with the shield.
Speaker 3: So that's that.
Speaker 1: That was my And by the way, Isaac told Isaac
Speaker 1: told us, maybe don't talk about this on the.
Speaker 3: Podcast, but here we are, and we'll see you in court.
Speaker 4: You know, we can finish this conversation in court.
Speaker 3: All right, My.
Speaker 2: Lips are sealed, sir, podcast or any accusation.
Speaker 3: I mean, I would love to double down.
Speaker 2: I stand where my my buzz my buzz brotherhood.
Speaker 3: I love Buzzballs. They've treated me just fine.
Speaker 2: If I could maybe get one of those Lonzo ball balls,
Speaker 2: that would make everything right.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: They did by absolutely ignoring your podcast when you reached
Speaker 1: out several times, they never they didn't get back to you,
Speaker 1: YadA YadA.
Speaker 4: But can I just say something out loud about buzz
Speaker 4: hey buzzballs? Come on, you're doing a Lonzo ball ball?
Speaker 4: What what genius put that together? Stop?
Speaker 2: Leave them a alone, dude, they're leave them alone?
Speaker 3: What are you guys doing?
Speaker 4: I'm I'm just mad that I mentioned em.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, And in fact, I think the lonzo
Speaker 1: ball ball is kind of tight.
Speaker 3: That's really tight. Yeah, that's really tight.
Speaker 1: Co It's it's what it tastes like to me, And
Speaker 1: that's that's the that's what that's what I don't like.
Speaker 4: Taste like lonzo ball.
Speaker 2: I had buzzballs yesterday at the Red Fairy. It was
Speaker 2: it was fantastic.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, talker talk a little bit about this rent fair.
Speaker 4: I was it?
Speaker 3: I mean it was perfect.
Speaker 4: Is this the Pleasure Fair?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, lots of pleasure. Lots of pleasure.
Speaker 4: My kids went, My kids went last weekend.
Speaker 3: Oh did they love it?
Speaker 4: They got like they got lost for an hour and
Speaker 4: like became men.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, hell yeah I got a sword fight. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's actually trying to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like this is kind of a scary
Speaker 1: place to get lost. There's just like fire breathers and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's super scary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maidens with some big jokes.
Speaker 4: You didn't go. Maybe it was maybe they were supposed
Speaker 4: to go, and then the kids who they went, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't know if they did go. Oh the kids
Speaker 4: who they were supposed to go with got lost.
Speaker 3: I can't remember.
Speaker 4: I've been all over the place they were supposed to go. Okay,
Speaker 4: they went, maybe they did go.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, well, who knows. Well, talk to
Speaker 3: your talk to your family. And I find that was
Speaker 3: the middle.
Speaker 2: You you gotta go to the you gotta show up
Speaker 2: at the dinner table.
Speaker 3: Come on, bud, you gotta gotta talk to your fans.
Speaker 1: What is your favorite part. I've never been to a
Speaker 1: ren fair. It doesn't I'm sure I would like it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure because I usually like a spectacle or like performance.
Speaker 1: But it does seem a little crusty for me, okay,
Speaker 1: And it does seem like maybe there's smells.
Speaker 4: Is there a VIP area for Adam or No?
Speaker 3: No, no, it's not about VIP. It's about you know,
Speaker 3: it's about the.
Speaker 1: Smells of of people dressed in like old timey leathers
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 2: Bro, I walked by this dude in a wizard hat.
Speaker 2: I looked at his face. It was fucking Dave Groll.
Speaker 2: He was there just posted like.
Speaker 3: Do you say what's up? I didn't say what's up?
Speaker 3: I was too scared. Why because maybe he didn't want
Speaker 3: to be noticed or something.
Speaker 4: He's Dave Kroll. If he leaves the house, he's like,
Speaker 4: I can't wait to go get noticed out there.
Speaker 3: Well, it was, it was. It was wild.
Speaker 4: Isn't that the case? If you go somewhere and you're
Speaker 4: that famous, you're going to go.
Speaker 3: You're good to be noticed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but maybe the rent Fair is the only, you know,
Speaker 2: place to get away, his only escape.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I don't think so. If you saw a face,
Speaker 4: no it.
Speaker 3: Roll is a very nice guy. He's a cool guy.
Speaker 3: Seems awesome. Yeah, I've met him. He's cool, he's fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it was a blast. I would I would
Speaker 2: love for you guys to come to the rent Fair
Speaker 2: with me. I think, well, yeah, all you gotta do
Speaker 2: is invite me.
Speaker 3: Dude. I feel like I'm throwing out invites all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm always you know that works right, right, I'm always
Speaker 1: hitting up Blake saying what are you what are you doing?
Speaker 3: I do we went to a Turnstile show this week?
Speaker 1: He did, yeah, and uh, And I was basically begging
Speaker 1: Blake if I could roll with He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we might roll out and I'm like, is it could I.
Speaker 3: Roll getting radical? This is not true, this is not true.
Speaker 1: And he's like yeah, and then he he doesn't say yes,
Speaker 1: he just says all the people that are going, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, that is not true.
Speaker 2: You were like, because there was a basketball game, You're like,
Speaker 2: you want to much a basketball game tonight, I'm like
Speaker 2: going to the Turnstile Show and you're like.
Speaker 1: And by the way, you didn't invite me. You didn't
Speaker 1: invite me in that moment. Well, you said I'm going
Speaker 1: to the Turnstile show.
Speaker 2: I'm like, and you're you responded with like, bummer, I
Speaker 2: don't feel like I can't because.
Speaker 3: My back hurts. That is true. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And then the rest of the day went on and
Speaker 2: I'm like, here's where I'm watching the basketball game, come
Speaker 2: join me, and then you rallied and went.
Speaker 3: To the show like a freaking gangster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, that is kind of what happened. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was trying to paint you in a bad light.
Speaker 3: That's a villain. That's a villain.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, not that really kind of was intense, and
Speaker 4: then not yeah, well because I thought I yeah, I
Speaker 4: was kind of.
Speaker 3: I was, Yes, you're right, kind of a little dramatic.
Speaker 3: That's not very cat damic.
Speaker 4: Guys, listen, and this is what it's like being a
Speaker 4: friend of Adams. He's like, wait a second, fucking what
Speaker 4: you didn't And then well, okay, yeah, no you did, okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: and it was fun and thank you, thank you? Did
Speaker 4: I say thank you?
Speaker 3: Swing hard Man? Yeah, dude, I try my best to
Speaker 3: be your best.
Speaker 1: Friend, a little bipolar bear, but but turnstile, my cousins.
Speaker 4: How was the show? Where was the show?
Speaker 1: It was great at the Ukrainian Cultural Center, which was hilarious.
Speaker 3: It was just this big ass room, like a gymnasium.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sort of felt like a sick gymnasium. Where
Speaker 1: is that, uh East Hollywood?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Eho, and it was it was sick. A t bow
Speaker 3: really hooked it up.
Speaker 4: And where's East Hollywood?
Speaker 3: East of Holly? East Holly?
Speaker 4: This like Gower? Is that on Gower?
Speaker 3: Ye?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The Ukrainian Yeah, a little east of that. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: might have been right on Gower. In fact, was by
Speaker 3: a college parked out of college. Yes, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: What the yeah?
Speaker 1: So and the show was absolutely sick. Blake's girls friend
Speaker 1: who was with us, who was the homie. He was
Speaker 1: a great guy. He bought a lot of Medello's for
Speaker 1: the crew. He kept buying buckets of Medellos. And I
Speaker 1: saw him just like sweaty kids who like look exhausted.
Speaker 1: He would just hand them a Medello and change their life.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this guy's a freaking Peter, Like he's just a.
Speaker 4: Get, Like, this guy works for Medello. No, he got
Speaker 4: to Adam, Yeah, Adam, So you don't even know how
Speaker 4: the world works. There's puppeteer.
Speaker 3: So he was just the man.
Speaker 1: And then and then he's like, uh, okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go to the pit, and you're like all right, And
Speaker 1: the pit's up there and it's rowdy, but you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you could handle yourself. He wasn't like a frail
Speaker 1: little guy or anything. I think he can probably handle himself.
Speaker 1: And the next time I saw him, he was covered
Speaker 1: in blood, soaking king wet head.
Speaker 3: His nose was all fucked up.
Speaker 4: He was a me.
Speaker 3: His lip was busted open.
Speaker 2: But I I think he wanted that for himself. He
Speaker 2: was like putting that into existence. I think, you know,
Speaker 2: he like a suit and tie job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was telling me like he's he's like a
Speaker 1: business guy. He's like a business manager of financial advisor
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: I think he I think he was going there to
Speaker 2: let the wheels come off a little bit.
Speaker 3: Well, good for him, the wheels are off.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's kind of fun because then you get
Speaker 1: to go back to your financial job and you get
Speaker 1: to be like what it's like.
Speaker 4: It's like Adam doesn't even understand goerrilla marketing, like he
Speaker 4: obviously works for Clorox or some sort of cleaning company
Speaker 4: and you he was like, all the blood on my shirt,
Speaker 4: don't worry, man, I'm going home. I'm gonna tie this out.
Speaker 4: Like we're good.
Speaker 3: He wanted to go stick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to go, Marketer, Adam. It's crazy to
Speaker 4: me that you business.
Speaker 3: That's actually that. I wasn't able to put that together.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. But the show was. The show was unreal, dude.
Speaker 1: The show was pretty fucking great.
Speaker 2: It was I'm very excited for their new album to
Speaker 2: come out. It's going to be it's gonna be a
Speaker 2: good end.
Speaker 4: Me too.
Speaker 3: There's there's special. It was cool. It was cool scene. Uh,
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 1: Cool seeing everyone that we rolled with because I don't
Speaker 1: get to see a lot of those guys that often.
Speaker 1: It was cool scene turnstile I was able to there
Speaker 1: was no place to sit.
Speaker 3: I was very worried about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so this is a standing room only.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My back was fucked up, and I was like, oh, dude,
Speaker 1: Like the night before, I stood in line for fifty
Speaker 1: minutes out of LA trying to get my car and
Speaker 1: I had to go home and lay on the floor
Speaker 1: an hour afterwards.
Speaker 3: I was like, fucked up, And so does that get
Speaker 3: you right? Laying on the floor. Yeah, laying on the
Speaker 3: floor helps.
Speaker 1: So then I'm like the next day, I'm like, my
Speaker 1: back is still fucking tweaked.
Speaker 3: But that concert and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, God, I really want to go. And then
Speaker 1: Blake didn't invite me. But then he did, and uh
Speaker 1: sort of sort of did. I sort of just tagged along. Yeah, yeah, cool,
Speaker 1: here I can see now it's see how the truth
Speaker 1: comes out. He didn't invite me. I did just show
Speaker 1: up to watch basketball and then I just sort of
Speaker 1: came to.
Speaker 2: The show kind of shoehorn yourself in, yes, like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I did have a plus two though, so I really
Speaker 2: I could have got you in.
Speaker 4: Okay, who was your plus one girl, Samantha?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, uh, but then I just got in, So
Speaker 1: you did.
Speaker 3: Yeah you did, so everybody's happy. Yeah, so you could
Speaker 3: have invited You could have invited me and I'll invite
Speaker 3: you guys to the ren Fair. You could have see see,
Speaker 3: this is what I was saying.
Speaker 1: I knew he didn't actually invite me. You could have
Speaker 1: just invited me. But dude, I'm I'm a famous friend,
Speaker 1: so I could just go and they'll just let me in.
Speaker 1: But I understand if you're just inviting like an old homie,
Speaker 1: it'll be harder because you got to get.
Speaker 3: Him on the list. But with me or for Durs,
Speaker 3: you could just invite his places. We'll find. It's not
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 4: I just pull out the IMDb on the phone and
Speaker 4: it's a rap broude.
Speaker 3: This is very much a workaholics crowd. Yeah, your old dad.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't think to invite you because you're
Speaker 2: not always local, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That's it dude, I texted you. I texted you, and
Speaker 1: then I went and hung out with you.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: Right, there is that, Yeah, there is that. And I
Speaker 2: probably should have been like, oh you come out tonight.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah, my bad. It's okay,
Speaker 2: my bad, It's okay bad. I understand that it was.
Speaker 1: It was very much like all the guys with their girls,
Speaker 1: and I was like the odd duck out.
Speaker 4: But yeah, well we're just realizing is Adam's needy and
Speaker 4: Blake fucking step up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're an asshole, but we had a great time fulfilled.
Speaker 3: I gave my cousin. I gave my cousin.
Speaker 4: Right, do you want to take back that you took him,
Speaker 4: Blake or did you even take him or did he
Speaker 4: take himself?
Speaker 1: Well technically I took him, yeah, and then I gave
Speaker 1: you guys home.
Speaker 3: It was really kind of yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Good guy.
Speaker 2: It was really kind of just wish you could be
Speaker 2: nicer to Buzzballs. But aside from that, you're a pretty
Speaker 2: good friends.
Speaker 3: If they were better to you, I would be better
Speaker 3: to that.
Speaker 4: He's spending your dude.
Speaker 1: This is like a This is like an ex who
Speaker 1: was nasty to you, who never treated you right, and
Speaker 1: you're you're like trying to get back to her because
Speaker 1: you like it was like the first one right right
Speaker 1: yeah curl yeah, like yeah exactly yeah no curler Yeah.
Speaker 1: So any take backs and apologies, any epics, slams, I
Speaker 1: got nothing.
Speaker 2: I'd just like to uplift buzzballs again. I get no harm,
Speaker 2: no foul, sorry about so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and like and in court when we're not litigating
Speaker 4: your asses, I think that's what they do. I don't know. Uh,
Speaker 4: we'll talk about, like, would you do another stint with
Speaker 4: buzzballs or no, I would I would love to. And
Speaker 4: Buzzballs you heard it here first. You heard it here first, Buzzballs.
Speaker 4: It's the balls in your court. Yeah, literally in your cord.
Speaker 3: So dude, nice well, balls in your.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they cont that, yes, And I stand by
Speaker 1: absolutely everything I said, specifically about buzzball uh and uh.
Speaker 3: And I'm glad, you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I didn't call out uh that girl's name
Speaker 1: from the story because it was on the tip of
Speaker 1: my tongue.
Speaker 3: I almost dropped it.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, this is called being an adult,
Speaker 1: being responsible, being respectful.
Speaker 4: What are you so proud of you? But Adam and
Speaker 4: I also of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, also obviously yeah to you fair.
Speaker 4: I guess I'm as is a.
Speaker 1: Little, a little dustier, a little wider, all right, So
Speaker 1: play a Blake, play us out with with our song,
Speaker 1: please pay.
Speaker 3: This was another episode of Important Came my Carl, that's hard.
Speaker 3: Tame my car, that's hard. I can give car the
Speaker 3: jack I gave my cod House.