WEBVTT - Ep 250: Cruise, YouTube, & Cousin Wieners 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.920 Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:08.959 the show where we talk about what's obviously. 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:12.080 Most critically crucially important. 0:00:12.880 --> 0:00:17.840 Today On This is Important, where's that god beild with China? 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:20.840 If you're a little kid listening, don't suck off your cousin, 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:36.239 pay me in balls. Let's go backing at you. 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:40.239 You wow, yeah, bitch episode. 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:42.159 This is a bild. 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:43.879 Oh this is too fifty. 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:47.000 Yes, but before we get. 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:50.279 Into epley baby, we should probably do some housekeeping up. 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:53.440 You have to do guys, Oh, you have to do 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:55.880 skinyaching halt. 0:00:57.080 --> 0:01:00.600 I had a lot of energy bro row an e 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:04.520 break on this whole podcast. We gotta get some house keeping. 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:08.240 We got to So why we keep saying housekeeping? Is 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:11.399 Isaac before the podcast? He goes, so, I just want 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:14.640 to do a little housekeeping before the pod, Like, okay, 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:15.479 what does this mean? 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:18.920 Are we closing deals? You know what's happening moving with 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:20.759 shaking or deal because we all know. 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:23.880 That's what housekeeping means, closing deal, starting deals. 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.039 It's starting deals. It seems like a housekeeping type thing. 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:32.080 You guys should mention the YouTube. 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:31.959 And that was it. That was it. 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:35.559 There's a lot of wind up just mentioning the YouTube. 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:38.600 So go to guys, go to YouTube. Yes, one thing 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:43.000 about our podcast is it's it's visual. It's fucking on 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:46.920 fire on YouTube. Get your ass over there. You get 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:47.720 to see our face. 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:50.840 You're gonna want to see You're gonna want to see 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:51.320 all this. 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:53.360 You gotta see the curtain behind me. 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:56.640 That's dope. You get to see Blake's artwork. And then 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:59.680 you get to see, uh, game over Man. 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.960 Unwrapped, Game over Man poster that's never been hung. 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:04.960 Why don't you ever hang out? What's going on there? 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:05.560 I don't know. 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:08.680 My house isn't like a shrine to me or whatever. 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:11.040 Okay, well it's just on the floor. Then, yeah, I 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:13.760 guess maybe put something else behind you, then duel something. 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:14.560 I try a little bit. 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:17.560 Pictures of my children and your house should be a 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:18.640 shrine to you. 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:20.320 Your house should be a shrine to you. 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:23.720 I don't disagree. Yeah, wellhis it's it's shaped if you 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:26.760 look at it from the sky. It's shaped in my 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:31.480 body laying on my side. Oh yeah, don't do not 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:33.560 tell my wife. 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:39.600 And the drones descend upon unders home. Drone o god. 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:40.760 Out here in Calabasas. 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:43.920 Oh that house keeping up top Oh, don't forget about 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:44.880 the cruise. 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:48.840 That's a little housekeeping, right. Oh yeah, he didn't mention that. 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:51.160 He didn't say to mention that. But yeah, we should 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:52.720 talk about the cris We should. 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:55.720 I want to say that there's somebody very exciting that 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:58.760 we cannot mention that has joined the cruise. We just 0:02:58.800 --> 0:02:59.600 can't mention them yet. 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:01.639 Oh, we can't mention him. 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:03.640 And there's somebody very exciting who we can mention. 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:05.720 Who's that? Yeah, there's a bunch of people we can't mention. 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:06.760 Is that Bobby Lee? 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:09.400 Oh yeah, he's coming. 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:13.520 That's right, the wild mister good Times himself. 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:16.919 What is the likelihood of us scene And I'm dead 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:19.040 serious when I say this, What is the likelihood of 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:21.120 us seeing Bobby Lee's butthole? 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:23.160 Oh? 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:24.200 Strong and very strong? 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:28.600 Yeah, yeah, strong? I think I I think I've seen 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:30.359 it at the comedy store. He used to just get 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:33.840 naked at the comedy store a lot. That might have changed. 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.600 I haven't seen him for a minute. That might have 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:39.880 changed because he's much more famous now, right right. I 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:42.240 think I think he's really kind of popped off in 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:46.080 the last five years or so, and that that was 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:48.360 way back when, although he was on Matt TV back then, 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:49.840 So maybe you know what do I know? 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:53.000 I think anything kind of goes for Matt TV. They 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:54.280 were a wild kids. 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:56.360 He's done it, he's been there, he's done that. Do 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:58.320 you think he's going to go overboard? I thought you're 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:00.960 gonna be like, what are the audsy goes overborn? 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:04.400 I don't see that for him. No, don't go overboard. 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:05.560 Do what you will. I don't care. 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:07.320 I see maybe who would go overboard? 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:09.520 It would it be We got Bobby Lee, we got 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:12.800 Adam Ray, great friend of the pod. He's gonna be 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:14.640 I mean, he will be drunk, but he'll be on 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:20.279 the ship. Nick Swartson might go overboard. He's a maybe, 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:22.800 he's a maybe he might go overboard. 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:27.520 Lifeguard on dudey our girl Sam Jay, she's the best. 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:32.159 She's gonna stay ship bound, Annie Liederman. Uh, she is 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:34.200 sober now, so I've been told. So I think she 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:37.159 will be staying on the ship. Now if this were 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:40.960 old Annie, like like I knew her, she would be. 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:43.360 She's she's overboard for sure. 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:44.599 I was intoxicated. 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:48.359 And then we got we got best selling Catherine Blamford. 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:50.280 Very funny, so's bed. 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:51.159 O super funny. 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:54.680 Super funny, dude, This is a funny cruise, brooks Weeling. 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:58.920 Eric Griffin, Eric's coming. 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:02.480 I'm sorry, we might feed him to the sharks. 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:06.960 I just want to He wants to get in directing now, 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:09.120 so maybe we say he's the director just to give. 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.160 Him a job because we're not going to allow him 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:12.800 to do stand up at all. 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:15.039 The bit, the bit that I'm gonna have is every 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:17.120 time he goes to do stand up, I'm gonna act 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.440 like a microphone malfunctions and then I have to go 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:22.960 up there and do stand up. I already like this, Yeah, 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:24.960 I already liked it. I'd be like, I don't know, sorry, 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:27.919 it doesn't work. Your your hands are too fat for 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:29.360 this microphone, so I'll just use it. 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:34.599 You're too hairy, hairy, your knuckles are the hair is 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:35.800 braided on your knuckles. 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:39.080 You see you. We love them. Eric Griffin's gonna be 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:41.680 on the podcast Do we Do? We're hyped? Where hyped? 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:47.520 He's coming, brooks Wheeling, Very very funny, very funny guy. 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:50.960 Also from Iowa. Did you know that as an Iowan? 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:54.640 I do? Yeah, from Iowa. Here we go, Here we 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:57.440 go and sort of raised my boy. 0:05:57.320 --> 0:06:02.000 Brent Morin super duper funny, super funny could go overboard. 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:06.120 There's a chance there's another one you might go overboard. 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:07.159 This is the way. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:11.559 Josh Adam Myers, very very funny guy. Yeah, the Action 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:17.400 Boys podcast. I'm hyped on John Gabers, Ben Rogers and 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:18.560 Ryan Stanger. 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:21.359 Yeah, I'm hyped on that. Very funny. 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:25.160 And we got live music from and I can announce it, 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:26.920 but I think people are going to be excited. 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:28.880 Yeah, you can't say. 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:31.599 And then we also got Flashback heart Attack where they're 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:34.400 they're like a well, what do you call that? A 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:37.840 tribute band? Cover band and they're great, they're fantastic. 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:40.680 I wonder if like cover bands, like a dirty word 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:41.400 now or something. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:43.839 Yeah, I wonder if they're like, we're actually a band, 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:48.039 right plays other people's music, but uh, you don't. 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.480 Yeah, tribute might be what they like to be called. 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:53.880 I wonder if there's a new name for it, kind 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:54.560 of like how they do. 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:58.240 Like how you can't call homeless people homeless people anymore. 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:00.960 Exactly, but you can't call them bombs. 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:02.920 Yeah, well you can. 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:04.599 I mean you for sure you're not supposed to call 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:07.400 them bombs, which sucks because not all of them are bums. 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:08.880 And we've gone over this. 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:11.119 We've covered this, right, right, right, this is just house 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:13.560 cleaning though, this is is just housekeeping housekeeping. 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:17.200 Oh yes, house exactly. Not not that everyone who has 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:20.120 you don't have to have a house to do housekeeping 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:22.200 in the way that we're doing, right, And sure. 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:24.600 That's right, that's right. You could be in housekeeping. 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:28.560 Bombs are almost constantly not doing housekeeping. 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:29.480 They're never housekey. 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:32.160 There's not because they don't have a house. Yes, they 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:33.800 just they're not getting their ship together. 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:37.400 Yeah, okay, So we got Flashback heart Attacks for you know, 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:40.800 I saw them at I was at a party Nobody 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:46.760 Hollywood at Sean White and Nina Doe Briv's house party, 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:51.040 and Flashback heart Attack performed and it was great. It 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:57.080 was a great time. And the goddamn comedy jam. 0:07:56.920 --> 0:07:59.040 Who is gonna be fun? You guys need to do 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:01.320 a song? I hope you know that. Yeah, we have 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.600 to start training. Now you don't have to train? 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:05.119 What does that mean? Was that entail? 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:07.000 It's like a live band karaoke. 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:09.800 It's it's kind of like live band karaoke, but you 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:11.800 then you have to go up and you so you 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:14.400 pick a song and that you're gonna sing, and then 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:16.640 you have to tell a story or do you know, 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:18.480 do stand up? But really you just kind of tell 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:21.080 a story about why you're gonna do this song, and 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:23.520 then that leads into the song and then you do 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:27.200 the song. Usually it's done with stand ups, so they 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:31.440 do basically stand up that somehow they manufacture it to 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:35.720 be part of the story. You know, Uh huh Hunter 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:39.800 to Bloc, Atiba and Aco, Jefferson. 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:43.760 Boys, Dead Blackout Boys. Nice. 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:47.600 Uh and shut up and dance. Hell yeah, we got 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:54.000 a fucking squad going. Hell yeah, shut up and dance? 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:54.520 Remember that. 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:57.439 You do? Yes? 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:02.400 So I was told shut up and dance one time? 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:06.880 And so like, man, I like your version of telling 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:09.040 the stories. You do your old man dad voice. 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:14.199 Well, I guess I just don't. I don't telling stories. 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:16.360 I'm like, don't you have to be an old man 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:18.600 who wants to hear your story? Until you're an old man? 0:09:19.120 --> 0:09:21.000 They start to get really, I don't know, you didn't 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:22.360 you just tell it like stories and ship? 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:25.439 Didn't you give a speech at Evanston Township High School? 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:29.400 You did? You did? That is exactly what you just did. 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:30.880 I don't think I told the story, but did you 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:33.640 hear it? Because my voice was like this the whole time. 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:35.679 I did. 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:37.920 I just saw it on this line. 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:41.560 I did not I did on YouTube somewhere I did. 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:42.120 It was fun. 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:45.000 Yeah, they got the whole thing. Isaac goes. Isaac goes, oh, 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:46.600 you have to see it, and I'm like, oh, yeah, 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:47.520 I want you. 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:49.480 Is there like a link or something and he goes, no, 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:53.000 I just read it, and I go what and he goes, yeah, 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:54.880 I just read a transcript of it. 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:56.520 And I'm like, oh, durst sentence, so you. 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:57.800 Know it's funnier. 0:09:57.960 --> 0:10:01.280 Yeah, and he goes, no, it just I found it, 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:03.840 And I'm like, you found a transcript, but you couldn't 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:04.640 find the video. 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:05.920 He's our manager. 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:10.600 Maybe he's got Google getting radical. It was a great time. 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:13.640 Went back to Evanston. I spoke to the class of 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:16.880 twenty twenty five. Oh yeah, he told them, told them 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:18.920 my story and gave him some advice. 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:21.800 So you did tell a story, okay. 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:24.120 I told them. I told him a tale actually okay, 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:24.959 which is different. 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:28.559 For the goddamn comedy jam. You could tell a tale whatever. 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:30.000 And I might Anyway. It was a good time. It was. 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:31.959 It was not as fun as this damn cruise is 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:32.680 gonna be I'll tell you that. 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:34.800 But okay, damn. 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:36.880 So good. 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:40.160 Although that being said, I will give advice to anybody 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:42.880 on the cruise who's like, hey, having a bad go 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:44.520 of at any advice I got you. 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:47.400 That'd be kind of cool, Like the session, Hey, maybe 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:50.560 we do a maybe we do like a spinoff podcast. 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:52.880 So we were gonna do the podcast obviously, and that's 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:56.000 gonna be a great time. We might do several nights 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:56.679 of the podcast. 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:59.079 I'm not sure what I got a name already. What's 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:01.640 your problem? Boom, what's your problem? 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:02.840 What's good? 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:06.680 I'm doing like a it's almost doctor Phil. It's just 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:09.079 doctor Phil. It's just I'm just. 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:12.320 Gonna do doctor philil. Yeah, that'd be great. Uh No, 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:13.720 we'll be right back. 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:15.680 Actually, we're gonna keep it right here. 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:17.400 Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna stick around. 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:22.080 Yeah. Yeah, let's let's do let's do like upwards of 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:26.680 twenty pilot spinoff ideas, just just just just one off. 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:28.760 See if the podcast goes anywhere. 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:31.120 I kind of want the crews to turn into like 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:32.520 a promise Keepers vibe. 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:34.640 Do you remember Promise Keepers? I do not. 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:36.199 I don't either. Will you help me? Out with that. 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:40.760 Really it was like a men's Christian retreat, like for 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:43.160 me and you like and. 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:45.160 Write a letter to everyone, like if you die, you 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:47.800 write the letter. I don't know. 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:52.800 That was a Catholic thing, right, Evangelical Christian organization. 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:53.920 It was just sent to it. 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:56.840 Everyone I know who went to Catholic school did this, 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:58.080 and it was like. 0:11:58.320 --> 0:12:01.640 I went to Catholic school. I guess not in high school. 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:04.320 Yeah, this is a high school. And they you'd see 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:06.040 like somebody and then you'd be like, oh, what's the 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:08.880 fucking problem? And they go, hey, actually, dude, I can't 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:11.880 tell you, but they're a good guy and they've got 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:13.560 a lot of shit going on at the house. And 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:16.520 you go, oh, how do you know? Like I can't 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:20.720 really say, but promise keepers. Wow, we heard about it. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:23.280 We were just cries. You just cried. 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:26.319 It was secrets. It's just a bunch of secrets. That's 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:26.880 why there. 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:31.120 It's like it's like uh, scientology where they you tell 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:34.719 your secrets and then they've got them all right. 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:37.840 Well, to my knowledge, this was like you all go 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:40.920 to like a big like stadium and then it's just 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:46.840 a bunch of dudes watching like preachers. What that's what 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:51.200 Promise Keeper was. It was like you go to the States. Yeah, 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:52.679 it was like a stadium event. 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:55.440 This was like a sleep away camp where at night, 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:59.080 after you had some Sizzel burgers, you fucking just opened 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:01.760 up your letter and you read like, if you died tomorrow, 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:03.200 this is what you would want to say to people. 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:05.440 Okay, that's cool, that's that. 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:07.079 That's not outside of the stair. 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:09.400 So their biggest event. So I'm sure they did sleep 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:11.840 away camps. I'm sure that was very much part of it. 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:17.800 But the biggest event was the Stand in the Gap, 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:21.600 a sacred assembly of men, an open air gathering in 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:25.199 the National Mall in Washington, d C. In nineteen ninety seven, 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:30.280 there was Sea Span. Motherfucking Sea Span car live in 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:33.400 its entirety. God, Sea Span is so fucking boring. 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:36.720 Dude, God, Sea Span is so boring. 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:40.839 They grit it in its entirety, couldn't even get it. 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:43.560 Just fucking cut it up. You don't have a show 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:47.320 to cut away to Jesus Christ, not bitch. But the audience, 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:51.960 the figures of the estimated audience was between six hundred 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:54.320 thousand and telling hundred thousand. 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:57.880 It was a movement dog that's so many, dude, it 0:13:57.920 --> 0:13:58.680 was a movement. 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:01.240 And did you keep because I know you have a 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:04.720 lot of secrets, Blake, So we're were you This isn't 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:07.880 secrets keeper, this is promise keepers. But don't you tell 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:10.160 the secrets. I thought you'd tell secrets. 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:13.240 It's like a guy go up there and go, yeah, dude, 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:15.480 I was bug fucked. That's not gonna stop me from 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:16.960 like starting my own small business. 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:19.520 Yes, I think that's what this was. I think it. 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:21.960 I'm not afraid to get in the h vac business 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:24.240 even though I gobbled my uncle's cock. 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:27.200 That's kind straight up. 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:32.120 That's the Kanye track that has my cousin's dick. You're like, 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:32.880 this is a hit. 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:38.000 Oh I haven't, haven't I'd go to that concert. 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:40.200 I don't think I could actually access it. 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:42.360 Don't you think he could link up with these promise 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:43.440 keepers and do a show? 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:48.600 Oh you definitely, there's a Promise Keepers Kanye Co Lab 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:49.320 coming now. 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:52.000 I wonder if you are promise keepers. 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:55.840 Obviously you can't align yourself with Kanye right now that 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:58.720 he's like putting Swaska's on the side of his building, 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:03.240 insuling Swaska teacher. But there's a small part of you 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:06.480 that wants to righte like if you are the promise keepers, 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:10.520 you're looking for angles and you're like, fuck, how do 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:13.680 we spin this? Because he was the biggest, one of 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:15.360 the biggest stars in the world. 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:17.480 How do we how do. 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:19.880 We see and he obviously how do we we have 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:22.400 a lot of I mean, he's got a lot of hits. 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:25.359 Maybe we just use an old hit that isn't problematic. 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:30.680 Yeah, collah, Yeah, that would That's a tricky situation. 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:31.560 That'd be tricky. 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.640 A lot of a lot of stuff to untangle there, Yeah, 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:36.920 to be a tricky. 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:40.120 What is this link you sent and the it's probably 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:44.680 the song. Oh, I'm afraid it's like hatespe. 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:45.640 Cousins by contract. 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:47.640 I don't even know if we should click on it. 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:49.080 I feel like I'm gonna get. 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:50.800 Like, well, hey, Todd, do us a favor and just 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:53.960 find the part where he talks about second his cousins Dick, 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:55.360 and then Blake can play. 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:57.800 We don't want to play and it's just trying to 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:01.000 spread any hate. But the hey, but. 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:08.200 Cat dad, Blake isn't Dad. I'm hyper sensitive. Chicks love 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:11.400 a cat daddy. Okay, you Adam, If you just want 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:12.960 to read the lyric first one. 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:15.520 Wait, I'm sorry, is it possible, Todd, that you can 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:17.720 just say the moment like the second? 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:20.640 Yeah, find the exact second in that video, and then 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:23.720 Blake will click on it and we will play the 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:29.120 infamous dick sucking sucking dick because. 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:31.560 I would love, like I would love Blake to read 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:33.800 all these and words out loud. 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:37.520 Yeah, if you could. I'm not seeing any No, actually 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:39.720 i'm not either. He took that out of his mouth. 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:41.640 That's pretty well. Oh no, I do see, I do 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:43.040 see one. You are right, I do. 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:45.160 Oh yeah, it's too many for me. 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:46.920 Yeah, it's interesting. 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:47.320 Yeah. 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:51.680 A couple we started re enacting. This is crazy, dude, 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:53.360 this is actually crazy. 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:56.400 Doesn't it explain? Doesn't explain a lot? 0:16:56.600 --> 0:16:58.840 Okay, So ten seconds in he's saying it starts with 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:00.320 the verse one, and then we could just listen to 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:00.840 verse one. 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:04.600 There's no Nazisms in verse one. So here we go. Okay, 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:05.840 all right, all right. 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:07.040 Here we go. 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:11.520 If it if it's laps, Todd, this is your fault, Todd. 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:15.160 If you're setting me up for failure with my cousin. 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:18.480 Real Daddy Magazine, we say to Vegas, because. 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:32.800 Then we know what does you mean anything. He doesn't 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:35.920 have to repeat it. Okay, that's the git, But isn't 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:37.679 it weird that I'm hearing that? And I'm like, I 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:42.280 think Kyle made that. Sorry what about alien? 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:52.439 That very fucking rocked dude because he didn't have to 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:55.560 repeat give my cousin head as many times as he did. 0:17:55.640 --> 0:17:58.800 He goes, then I gave my cousin head, give my cousin. 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:02.040 I know what I don't ship. I know a song 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:06.120 I'm doing my cousin. He said give my cousin head 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:07.119 five times. 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:10.280 I think like he cousins like he he knows that 0:18:10.400 --> 0:18:12.959 he HADSS Like you heard me right, I'm gonna say 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:13.280 it again. 0:18:14.520 --> 0:18:17.800 You're like, maybe he didn't say it. No, he said it, 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:19.480 still saying He's still saying it. 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:23.240 Am I crazy? I kind of he's he's in the pocket. 0:18:23.840 --> 0:18:26.360 I like the beatus. 0:18:26.560 --> 0:18:28.960 I mean it's like a little like joy Division in 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:31.800 the back with that vocoder he. 0:18:31.920 --> 0:18:35.280 Was he gave my cousin jeff head is like calling 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:36.440 him out by name and ship. 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:39.240 The way he still lives in Chicago. 0:18:39.600 --> 0:18:42.240 If you want to say, what's up? His name is 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:45.000 Jeffrey West. 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:48.320 He works out Bad Eggs. Has anybody from a sketch 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:50.959 of like the cousin's phone blowing up and being like, what, 0:18:51.000 --> 0:18:54.400 I'm listening to a song and being like, oh, I'm 0:18:54.440 --> 0:18:56.879 a principal at a fucking middle school. 0:18:57.040 --> 0:18:58.679 How many cousins are you doing to me? 0:18:58.840 --> 0:18:59.200 How many? 0:18:59.680 --> 0:19:01.159 Like you just had to be like, it's not me, 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:02.240 it's a different cousin. 0:19:02.359 --> 0:19:05.239 There has different that there's thirty cousins and not just 0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:07.639 like a cousin, and you're like fuck. 0:19:08.119 --> 0:19:10.600 Then the next verse is how he gets specific and 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:13.080 I know, you know, I got a lot of cousins, 0:19:13.119 --> 0:19:16.119 so i'llbe he waste specific up out who it was. 0:19:16.680 --> 0:19:19.320 And it wasn't as long as I said before. 0:19:19.520 --> 0:19:23.520 It was recently it was cousin Jeff. 0:19:23.960 --> 0:19:26.000 I've got three cousins. Jeff fis not. 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:26.960 The tall wall. 0:19:28.200 --> 0:19:32.760 Oh boy, it's the one with the mall. Now he's 0:19:32.800 --> 0:19:35.879 got to take off the mall. I've always wanted to 0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:38.720 have him have surgery on the mall. 0:19:39.000 --> 0:19:40.399 The ball is on a dick. 0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:42.399 I kissed the mall a lot. 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:47.200 We used to say, what's the name of the game 0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:49.320 where you hit the mall with the whack the mall 0:19:50.680 --> 0:19:53.720 we called a sucker all instead of whack them all, 0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:56.600 I would hit my dick against his dick. 0:19:56.760 --> 0:19:59.560 We would play weird game of whack a moll. 0:20:00.200 --> 0:20:02.560 He called a welcome mouth and it went. 0:20:02.560 --> 0:20:02.800 Up in. 0:20:05.040 --> 0:20:07.800 Uh like run that one back, dude, let's hear that 0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:08.119 one one. 0:20:08.200 --> 0:20:10.359 By the way, The worst case scenario out of this 0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:12.800 is that is that this is the worst case scenario. 0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:16.760 You you're your little kid, You're fucking around with your cousin. 0:20:17.560 --> 0:20:23.840 Okay, okay, like product keepers do whatever whatever, Like yeah, yeah, you're. 0:20:25.240 --> 0:20:25.960 Did something happen? 0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:29.119 No, No, what I'm what I'm saying is what I'm saying. 0:20:28.960 --> 0:20:32.159 Is like you're you're dismissing it pretty quickly, like if 0:20:32.200 --> 0:20:34.320 you are working around your cousin in Chicago and you're 0:20:34.320 --> 0:20:36.080 in the basement, and this is what I'm saying. 0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:38.000 I'm not trying to like demonize it. I'm not trying 0:20:38.040 --> 0:20:40.040 to demonize it or make those like that they're bad 0:20:40.040 --> 0:20:42.159 people because they're a low kid at all. Yeah, But 0:20:42.280 --> 0:20:44.800 what I'm saying is the worst case scenario is. 0:20:44.800 --> 0:20:47.280 If you're a little kid listening, don't suck off your cousin. 0:20:47.760 --> 0:20:51.720 Probably, yeah, there's there is some obviously you find somebody 0:20:51.800 --> 0:20:55.800 else that you're not related to. You what I'm getting 0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:59.320 to is that the worst case scenarios that the greatest 0:20:59.400 --> 0:21:02.800 dome you ever got was from your cousin. 0:21:04.880 --> 0:21:10.240 Sick now you're thinking about you do the thing with 0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:13.840 and they're like you, it's so good, I need you 0:21:13.880 --> 0:21:15.520 to put on this fake mustache. 0:21:17.680 --> 0:21:18.480 Oh man. 0:21:26.000 --> 0:21:29.200 The greatest head you ever got, though, is usually the 0:21:29.240 --> 0:21:33.520 first time, because it's you've never felt that before. 0:21:33.760 --> 0:21:38.800 You so good, you never had it so good. 0:21:39.040 --> 0:21:45.680 Cousin's blow chop, cousin's blowjobus, it's blow chop. 0:21:45.880 --> 0:21:50.480 You never had it so good. God, it's job God. 0:21:50.960 --> 0:21:53.320 I it's say to say, it's been uphill since my first. 0:21:54.160 --> 0:21:57.520 So I don't know I look back at my first. 0:21:57.680 --> 0:21:59.879 I mean, we've talked about my first blow job before. 0:22:01.880 --> 0:22:04.679 It was quite the experience. It was I was getting 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:11.040 blow it was it was getting a blowjob, and uh 0:22:11.400 --> 0:22:16.320 it was. It was the night of the millennium. 0:22:15.920 --> 0:22:16.600 A full moon. 0:22:16.840 --> 0:22:19.240 Oh ship, so let the ball dr We were like, 0:22:19.240 --> 0:22:21.280 white two k is gonna kill us, all right, So 0:22:21.320 --> 0:22:23.480 we're upstairs, so we're cousin. 0:22:23.960 --> 0:22:26.240 We're not cousinstide, we're not cousin. 0:22:26.440 --> 0:22:31.320 Okay, Okay, it's a it's a female. She's not a cousin. 0:22:31.400 --> 0:22:34.879 We're not not related in any way. Okay, And so 0:22:35.600 --> 0:22:37.320 we're getting a blowjob. I'm getting the blow job. 0:22:37.400 --> 0:22:39.120 That seems oddly specific. 0:22:39.320 --> 0:22:41.800 We're getting a blowjob. You just said we're getting a 0:22:41.800 --> 0:22:42.919 blow are you sixty? 0:22:43.040 --> 0:22:43.800 Me? 0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:43.879 Me? 0:22:44.440 --> 0:22:49.000 You said we're I died, So you're like, so people, 0:22:49.040 --> 0:22:49.879 it's high school, right. 0:22:49.920 --> 0:22:52.960 So people then like find out that I'm getting a blowjob, 0:22:53.040 --> 0:22:54.920 they like want to like open the door and be 0:22:55.040 --> 0:22:57.840 dicks about it. I'm like yeah, so they're like coming in, 0:22:57.880 --> 0:22:59.639 so I like moved the dress I'm like trying to 0:22:59.640 --> 0:23:02.680 move the dresser, and she's embarrassed because people saw us 0:23:02.680 --> 0:23:03.840 in there, and Adam, this. 0:23:03.920 --> 0:23:07.719 Is already sounding like an alibi, like I had to 0:23:07.720 --> 0:23:09.520 move the dresser in front of the door. 0:23:10.160 --> 0:23:13.800 The gotcha, bitch, what in the matt hour? So I'm 0:23:13.800 --> 0:23:16.959 moving the dresser to try to to try to block 0:23:17.240 --> 0:23:18.000 them coming in. 0:23:18.240 --> 0:23:18.800 I understand. 0:23:18.800 --> 0:23:21.160 She Then the story gets even scarier. 0:23:21.200 --> 0:23:22.240 I understand it now. 0:23:22.480 --> 0:23:27.080 Okay, Then she is wasted. 0:23:27.400 --> 0:23:30.480 She I turn around with my pants around my ankles, 0:23:32.000 --> 0:23:33.160 and I'm like, oh, we'll be. 0:23:33.040 --> 0:23:36.360 Back to this blow job. She's nowhere to be found. 0:23:36.680 --> 0:23:38.800 Oh she's disappeared, dude. 0:23:40.200 --> 0:23:43.440 She's under the dresser. No, no, no, no. 0:23:43.920 --> 0:23:44.960 The window is open. 0:23:45.640 --> 0:23:52.040 It's it's December thirty first, nineteen ninety nine, Omaha, Nebraska. 0:23:52.080 --> 0:23:56.200 It is cold out, it is snowy. She climbs out 0:23:56.240 --> 0:23:58.960 on the roof, climbs to the front of the house. 0:23:59.080 --> 0:24:02.480 I'm like yelling her name outside, being like, come back in, 0:24:02.680 --> 0:24:06.639 gome back down. And then and I open up the 0:24:07.480 --> 0:24:10.040 dresser and I'm like, I can't find her. I opened 0:24:10.320 --> 0:24:13.199 pulled the dresser away. The people that were outside were like, 0:24:13.359 --> 0:24:16.359 we're trying to get in. They come in, They're like, 0:24:16.480 --> 0:24:19.160 what are you doing in here? And I'm like, dude, 0:24:19.200 --> 0:24:21.000 I was hooking up with what's your name? 0:24:21.400 --> 0:24:22.360 And uh? 0:24:23.640 --> 0:24:26.199 And they were like, are you jerking off in here alone? 0:24:26.440 --> 0:24:28.920 And I'm like no, because no one's in the room 0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:33.320 and dude. So the whole thing is my very first time. 0:24:33.359 --> 0:24:34.679 The whole thing's fucking ruined. 0:24:34.960 --> 0:24:36.760 This is like a traumatic yes. 0:24:37.000 --> 0:24:39.200 So then I'm like, I'm just sort of fucking bummed 0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:42.520 about it because it was a magical, a magical moment. 0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:43.120 Yeah. 0:24:43.160 --> 0:24:47.639 And then you I go downstairs that day, you go downstairs, 0:24:47.720 --> 0:24:50.119 I'm like, where did she go? Like, I'm looking in 0:24:50.160 --> 0:24:51.240 the backyard, where did. 0:24:51.119 --> 0:24:52.760 She go from here. 0:24:53.000 --> 0:24:54.920 Maybe she was your imagination. 0:24:55.240 --> 0:25:00.800 She jumps off the roof, lands on the guy whose 0:25:00.840 --> 0:25:04.879 house we're partying in, dad's truck, densest hood of his truck, 0:25:05.640 --> 0:25:08.800 rolls off, pounds on the door. She's only wearing a 0:25:08.880 --> 0:25:14.000 bra uh and like her underwear. She's she okay, yeah, 0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:16.640 she's That pause was unbelievable. 0:25:16.960 --> 0:25:21.800 She's only wearing a ball and undered her hands on 0:25:21.800 --> 0:25:22.320 a jacket. 0:25:22.520 --> 0:25:25.160 No no pants nor jacket. So she's just basically naked 0:25:25.160 --> 0:25:25.399 out there. 0:25:25.440 --> 0:25:26.199 She's in her underwear. 0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:28.199 She's pound on the door. We hear a pound on 0:25:28.240 --> 0:25:30.560 the door. Everyone's like, cops, cops. We turn lights off. 0:25:30.560 --> 0:25:33.760 Everyone's hits the floor, right, and so now it takes 0:25:33.800 --> 0:25:36.760 like five minutes for us to open the door because 0:25:36.800 --> 0:25:42.439 we're like, no shoes, no shoes, right, So she's frozen solid. 0:25:42.520 --> 0:25:46.760 She comes back in. Uh, people are like, why are. 0:25:46.680 --> 0:25:48.760 You outside without your clothes on? 0:25:49.240 --> 0:25:55.520 She's embarrassed, say lips Hell is embarrassed to say anything. 0:25:55.720 --> 0:25:58.520 It was a whole fucking fun, It was. 0:25:58.600 --> 0:26:03.680 It was a crazy first the window. 0:26:04.240 --> 0:26:06.400 Dang, that's a tough one to live up to. Will 0:26:06.480 --> 0:26:09.800 you tell that story like this time or another time? 0:26:09.920 --> 0:26:12.639 Like as as time goes on, do you think maybe 0:26:12.800 --> 0:26:17.120 like why do you wonder why she jumped out the window? Well? 0:26:17.160 --> 0:26:19.080 I was like, is it because she didn't want to 0:26:19.200 --> 0:26:22.280 be seen hooking up with me? But I don't think 0:26:22.520 --> 0:26:25.439 that is it? Uh, you want to see it, So 0:26:25.480 --> 0:26:26.160 you're doing. 0:26:25.920 --> 0:26:27.760 More of like a process of elimination. 0:26:28.040 --> 0:26:31.399 Yeah, she was so humiliated to be hooking up with 0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:33.800 you she jumped out of the way or just like 0:26:33.960 --> 0:26:35.520 didn't want it to be known that. 0:26:35.640 --> 0:26:37.600 She's like right, because I didn't. 0:26:37.960 --> 0:26:40.760 I mean, it wasn't like we were dating or she 0:26:40.960 --> 0:26:43.320 just was like, I'm gonna suck your dick and I 0:26:43.359 --> 0:26:46.200 was like say what now wait the. 0:26:46.160 --> 0:26:47.560 Other I was like what what? 0:26:47.760 --> 0:26:48.760 What did you say? 0:26:49.080 --> 0:26:51.160 What did you just say that that's cool? 0:26:51.560 --> 0:26:53.639 So it wasn't It wasn't like we were dating or 0:26:53.640 --> 0:26:56.000 even like remotely dating. It was like I just sort 0:26:56.000 --> 0:26:58.800 of knew her as a girl I was in my school. 0:26:58.960 --> 0:27:01.320 It was it was a great And then that happened 0:27:01.320 --> 0:27:03.400 a few other times throughout high school where she'd be like, Hey, 0:27:03.440 --> 0:27:04.760 do you want to go in this closet at a 0:27:04.800 --> 0:27:07.479 party And I'm like, I guess, are you gonna like 0:27:07.880 --> 0:27:13.159 stab yourself with a hangar? Or like you're you're just 0:27:13.200 --> 0:27:15.119 in the h VAC. You're just like in an air 0:27:15.240 --> 0:27:19.040 duct I skiy scurrying away. 0:27:19.480 --> 0:27:23.520 God damn, it's impossible. Well godless. 0:27:23.680 --> 0:27:25.359 Yeah, I guess we all are kind of chasing that 0:27:25.440 --> 0:27:26.280 first experience. 0:27:27.040 --> 0:27:29.840 Yeah and all that just no, no, no, But but 0:27:29.920 --> 0:27:31.199 I think it was so brief. 0:27:31.400 --> 0:27:33.560 It was so brief that it was like it reminded 0:27:33.600 --> 0:27:36.760 me the first time you ever had like a Wagoo steak. Okay, 0:27:37.119 --> 0:27:40.040 and it was just okay, remember first Wagoo. 0:27:40.240 --> 0:27:43.359 Yeah, it was just so magical that you're like this 0:27:43.520 --> 0:27:45.800 I've never experienced. I didn't even know steak could be 0:27:45.840 --> 0:27:47.760 this good. But yeah, I was like, I didn't know 0:27:48.520 --> 0:27:49.440 it could be this good. 0:27:49.520 --> 0:27:51.880 So it was a it was a real toe curler. 0:27:52.080 --> 0:27:54.440 I got a thing about the steak that you're talking about. 0:27:54.520 --> 0:27:57.119 We might have covered this before. We're like, I don't 0:27:57.240 --> 0:28:00.359 like to eat steak too often because I feel like 0:28:00.359 --> 0:28:02.359 when you have a steak that you're just like it's whatever. 0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:05.760 It kind of like sours you on steak. Sure, yeah, 0:28:05.800 --> 0:28:10.080 but every every eighteen months or so, I have that 0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:12.960 same mope, No, no, I eat steak more than that, Okay, 0:28:13.000 --> 0:28:15.200 but about every eighteen month card. 0:28:15.000 --> 0:28:17.520 Pull your man card, I have one. 0:28:18.200 --> 0:28:20.680 I have one that does curl the toes where you're 0:28:20.720 --> 0:28:24.280 likely shit, and then you're chasing Matt for a while. 0:28:24.600 --> 0:28:24.840 Right. 0:28:25.080 --> 0:28:26.960 The worst is when you're at a nice restaurant and 0:28:27.000 --> 0:28:30.600 you see this stupid expensive like the two hundred and 0:28:30.640 --> 0:28:33.560 twenty five dollars steak or whatever the dumb prices, and 0:28:33.600 --> 0:28:36.399 you're like, fuck, I think I'm gonna do it, and 0:28:36.400 --> 0:28:39.160 people are like, oh, okay, Like it's always Chloe and 0:28:39.160 --> 0:28:41.480 she's like, you don't have to just get a regular 0:28:41.520 --> 0:28:42.440 Andre And I'm. 0:28:42.320 --> 0:28:45.400 Like, can you don't understand if I get this one? 0:28:45.440 --> 0:28:46.120 They bring me a. 0:28:46.080 --> 0:28:48.640 Cool knife, Yeah, I love a cool knife. 0:28:48.720 --> 0:28:52.160 I like they bust out the shun Yeah, give it 0:28:52.200 --> 0:28:53.000 to me down. 0:28:53.360 --> 0:28:56.040 I like shun knives so much. I have them. I 0:28:56.080 --> 0:29:00.160 own shut knife tire. That's a uh but. 0:29:01.840 --> 0:29:04.479 And then I just had it recently and the steak 0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:06.680 wasn't good and I paid like one hundred and seventy 0:29:06.680 --> 0:29:07.520 five dollars for it. 0:29:07.840 --> 0:29:09.320 That's what I was like, But when did you have 0:29:09.360 --> 0:29:11.000 a steak that was good before that? Yeah? 0:29:11.040 --> 0:29:12.800 What was the toe curling steak? 0:29:13.080 --> 0:29:15.520 Like? Within a month or so, did you have the 0:29:15.640 --> 0:29:16.800 black best sneak. 0:29:17.240 --> 0:29:20.120 No, I've I've cooled off on steaks since I uh, 0:29:20.440 --> 0:29:23.200 since I stopped. I know it's I mean, take my man, 0:29:23.200 --> 0:29:29.520 card uh, since I. 0:29:27.440 --> 0:29:28.400 Did stem cells. 0:29:28.680 --> 0:29:31.239 Essentially you're not supposed to have red meat, so I 0:29:31.320 --> 0:29:34.440 just sort of stopped eating steak specifically, it's still what 0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:35.040 I have cheeburger. 0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:38.360 Everyone swall, But like I stopped eating steak. 0:29:38.160 --> 0:29:40.880 Did you blow your cousin anymore? I stopped. 0:29:40.960 --> 0:29:41.520 I stopped. 0:29:41.600 --> 0:29:43.520 Yeah, too much protein, Yeah, no doubt. 0:29:43.960 --> 0:29:44.480 I gave. 0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:48.800 The dirty little secret. All you gotta do is just 0:29:48.920 --> 0:29:52.560 dump some fucking rock salt on that fucking ship and 0:29:52.600 --> 0:29:54.360 the Wow, this steak is amazing. 0:29:54.480 --> 0:29:56.000 Oh it's fucking pretty good. 0:29:56.200 --> 0:30:03.680 Yeah, it's all about that Himalayan sall hits different, my man, 0:30:03.760 --> 0:30:06.000 card Man, I like the pink slid, Bro. 0:30:06.040 --> 0:30:07.200 That's the good stuff. 0:30:08.120 --> 0:30:16.920 Cousins come on to the cruise and see we're all 0:30:16.960 --> 0:30:17.440 gonna see. 0:30:18.000 --> 0:30:19.840 I hope, I hope that hit it. 0:30:20.240 --> 0:30:21.840 I hope this guy. 0:30:21.640 --> 0:30:23.600 Got the hand held out cousin. 0:30:24.360 --> 0:30:26.440 And if you watch on YouTube you'll see what we're 0:30:26.440 --> 0:30:27.040 talking about. 0:30:28.000 --> 0:30:31.800 Dude, I hope the story that Durst tells is about 0:30:32.240 --> 0:30:35.920 him playing doctor with someone like a cousin in his 0:30:36.000 --> 0:30:37.800 basement or some ship when he was a little. 0:30:37.680 --> 0:30:40.880 Kid, and then busts out. I gave my cousin. 0:30:42.360 --> 0:30:47.120 I gave my cousin fucking disaster. I played it. I 0:30:47.120 --> 0:30:49.040 don't know if we played doctor or if it was 0:30:49.080 --> 0:30:50.960 like husband wife with this girl. And I was like 0:30:51.000 --> 0:30:54.600 four or five, and it was like, show mine, I'll 0:30:54.600 --> 0:30:55.760 show you yours days. 0:30:56.320 --> 0:30:57.440 Whoa did you? 0:30:57.480 --> 0:30:58.760 Did you well? 0:30:59.280 --> 0:31:01.240 I mean you're like five years. 0:31:01.080 --> 0:31:03.160 Old and you're like, what what do you got? What's 0:31:03.360 --> 0:31:04.360 because I got all brothers? 0:31:04.440 --> 0:31:06.600 Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, okay. 0:31:06.760 --> 0:31:08.280 What's going on down there? She's like, I only have 0:31:08.320 --> 0:31:09.360 a sister? What's going on down there? 0:31:09.360 --> 0:31:12.120 And I go, hey, on three show it is that right? 0:31:12.280 --> 0:31:13.800 And you remember this pretty vividly. 0:31:14.440 --> 0:31:16.680 I remember we were standing in the basement or at 0:31:16.680 --> 0:31:18.480 the at the foot of some stairs. Maybe it was 0:31:18.520 --> 0:31:20.800 on the first floor, I don't know, at the stairs. 0:31:22.600 --> 0:31:23.720 Very shagg of darning. 0:31:23.960 --> 0:31:27.720 Yeah, and uh yeah, I've been and I've been just 0:31:27.800 --> 0:31:29.640 chasing that first time ever since. 0:31:30.840 --> 0:31:34.600 Wow, I think the first time I wasn't like some 0:31:34.720 --> 0:31:38.160 bushes at a basketball Oh and you were thirty two? 0:31:39.160 --> 0:31:43.080 Yeah, you know, gone next to the post office in Hollywood. 0:31:43.600 --> 0:31:50.960 Foot off. That's not true. Yeah, I was a young man. 0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:58.200 I was a young man boy, a young boy under eight, 0:31:59.080 --> 0:32:01.880 I think so, I think I was under under ten. 0:32:02.240 --> 0:32:05.200 Well, you could kind of know. I don't really have 0:32:05.280 --> 0:32:07.320 a timeline for it. I could probably it. 0:32:07.240 --> 0:32:10.720 Seems like advanced because at ten, at ten, you know, 0:32:10.960 --> 0:32:11.920 eleven year olds at. 0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:14.320 Our fun time seems a little old. Ten. 0:32:14.400 --> 0:32:15.960 You might give you a cousin. 0:32:17.240 --> 0:32:18.640 No, I didn't, Okay. 0:32:18.440 --> 0:32:20.680 Dude, I just remember it was like we were like 0:32:20.840 --> 0:32:23.200 shooting hoops with kids in the neighborhood and then like 0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:24.840 we just like pull. 0:32:24.680 --> 0:32:26.600 Out that sweaty cock, come here. 0:32:28.480 --> 0:32:30.400 I went for the record. I was supposed to marry 0:32:30.400 --> 0:32:33.360 this girl when we were five, so like was science. 0:32:33.520 --> 0:32:34.640 So that's that checks out. 0:32:34.720 --> 0:32:37.240 It wasn't like some Mirando at my high school like you. 0:32:38.520 --> 0:32:40.479 It wasn't random. I know I know her. 0:32:40.640 --> 0:32:43.120 Are you you walk past me in the hallway you 0:32:43.160 --> 0:32:43.880 want to suck my what? 0:32:46.160 --> 0:32:47.600 It wasn't that far off, I don't. 0:32:47.640 --> 0:32:49.200 I don't know if I've ever heard anyone just say 0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:50.880 that out loud like that, But it was crazy. 0:32:50.960 --> 0:32:52.240 It wasn't that far off. 0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:54.840 She wasn't Rando though I did know her, but it 0:32:54.920 --> 0:32:59.000 was there was no we didn't have like I wasn't 0:32:59.160 --> 0:33:01.479 like into her or she wasn't into me. It was 0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:05.719 just like a friend going, hey, do you want your 0:33:05.720 --> 0:33:10.680 dick sucked right now? And I'm like no, oh, hello, 0:33:12.200 --> 0:33:12.880 camera show. 0:33:13.000 --> 0:33:15.680 I was like, fucking you're punk. 0:33:15.800 --> 0:33:18.160 I just I just turned up the nelly really loud 0:33:18.200 --> 0:33:20.160 so the party couldn't hear it. 0:33:20.520 --> 0:33:26.520 Hotch it, it's going down down. What's that noise? 0:33:26.560 --> 0:33:30.200 It sounds like someone's moving a heavy dress of it. 0:33:30.200 --> 0:33:34.840 It's what are those both prints on the on the 0:33:34.960 --> 0:33:38.080 roof is a reindeer? What the hell? 0:33:39.000 --> 0:33:41.719 My dad's truck alarm is gone. I do love them. 0:33:41.800 --> 0:33:45.800 If someone can, if someone out there listening can can 0:33:46.080 --> 0:33:49.720 right twas the night before Christmas. But it's Adam's blow 0:33:49.840 --> 0:33:52.840 job story. Like she went to the window and threw 0:33:52.920 --> 0:33:56.640 up the sash. She jumped out of the fucking onto 0:33:56.680 --> 0:33:59.360 the roof and away she dashed. 0:34:00.280 --> 0:34:05.720 Clop clip clap, and some trucks that have been smash. 0:34:05.880 --> 0:34:10.520 She juggled his testicles like sugar plums dancing somebody some 0:34:10.600 --> 0:34:12.920 creative soul out there, my cousin. 0:34:14.440 --> 0:34:16.719 Oh boy, so what were you saying, Blake? So you 0:34:16.760 --> 0:34:20.480 were in a bush? You weren't thirty two allegedly. No, 0:34:21.239 --> 0:34:24.520 I was. I was a young man, a young may man. 0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:25.839 I keep saying that. 0:34:26.160 --> 0:34:29.759 I don't know, dude, I was a young boy. I 0:34:29.800 --> 0:34:32.799 was a young boy, a squire. Yeah, so you were 0:34:32.800 --> 0:34:37.400 a young boy. You were maybe ten, maybe twelve, maybe three. 0:34:37.680 --> 0:34:41.240 I think I was younger than ten, twelve, you got it, Okay, 0:34:41.280 --> 0:34:42.960 So but you were yeah, yeah you had. 0:34:43.800 --> 0:34:44.799 I think it's pretty old. 0:34:45.040 --> 0:34:47.200 Yeah, I don't think I was. You're risking like her 0:34:47.280 --> 0:34:49.120 having like hair on her coochie and you not. 0:34:49.280 --> 0:34:52.960 By the way, you have kids that are over ten. Yeah, 0:34:53.000 --> 0:34:54.280 I'm like, I'm putting myself. 0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:56.560 You know how old your kids are at ten, So 0:34:56.640 --> 0:34:58.120 you gotta go. It's a weird. 0:34:57.880 --> 0:35:00.760 Sentence to say, but I'm like putting, I'm putting myself 0:35:00.800 --> 0:35:01.799 in their shoes right now. 0:35:02.000 --> 0:35:05.000 And it was definitely a younger, a younger me, younger 0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:07.239 than that. Yeah. Yeah, this seems like your five year 0:35:07.280 --> 0:35:10.600 old thing to do. I think it was around that 0:35:10.680 --> 0:35:11.719 five to six. Yeah. 0:35:11.760 --> 0:35:14.120 Wait, so let me get this straight. You were playing basketball, 0:35:14.160 --> 0:35:16.400 then you put your feet in some little kids shoes 0:35:16.560 --> 0:35:17.640 and you went over to auch. 0:35:17.920 --> 0:35:19.920 No no no, no, no, no no, And you're misquoting me. 0:35:19.960 --> 0:35:22.879 You're misquoting. Okay, I feel like the ball like maybe 0:35:22.880 --> 0:35:25.440 it was an airball. The ball rolled into the bushes, 0:35:25.480 --> 0:35:27.920 and then like you know, the rest was his. 0:35:28.120 --> 0:35:29.960 It sounds like the beginning of a porno where it's 0:35:29.960 --> 0:35:31.399 like you're just hoop of the guys and the ball 0:35:31.520 --> 0:35:33.319 rolls into some bushes and there's a chick there. 0:35:33.320 --> 0:35:37.200 It's like, hey, it showed me your little dick. Dude, 0:35:38.160 --> 0:35:40.359 so it's a girl. So it's it is a girl, right, 0:35:40.960 --> 0:35:44.080 you're having a guy, I think, So, oh my. 0:35:44.000 --> 0:35:50.560 God, you just showed each other, showed each other butts. 0:35:50.800 --> 0:35:57.160 He's like, don't for sure if you don't look at me. 0:35:53.160 --> 0:35:58.120 And some like butthole looking, So did you see like 0:35:58.480 --> 0:36:01.120 her vagina or what? 0:36:01.280 --> 0:36:03.640 I don't even understand. You can't remember if it's a 0:36:03.680 --> 0:36:08.160 guy or a girl, like this story is. I think 0:36:08.160 --> 0:36:11.440 it might have been a dude. All right, Okay, Okay, 0:36:11.880 --> 0:36:13.880 that checks out. He gave you cousin. 0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:17.479 It is very confusing though, when like you you see 0:36:17.480 --> 0:36:19.239 something that young and you're like, all right, so the 0:36:19.280 --> 0:36:21.839 vagina's right in the front, it's right there, and then 0:36:21.880 --> 0:36:24.799 you get older and you're like fooling around and where 0:36:24.840 --> 0:36:26.600 is this the like where's that god being? 0:36:27.480 --> 0:36:28.800 Where the hell is this thing? 0:36:29.080 --> 0:36:32.760 The first time I gave a girl? Uh, I fingered 0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:38.680 a girl? First time I blasted first fingered a girl. 0:36:38.760 --> 0:36:40.239 My mother in law is right in the kitchen, by 0:36:40.280 --> 0:36:40.520 the way. 0:36:40.760 --> 0:36:43.319 Uh. I was in a Playdasium. 0:36:43.520 --> 0:36:45.439 Hey that can this pay for that kitchen? Go ahead? 0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:46.160 Yeah, come on? 0:36:47.440 --> 0:36:50.280 And h I was in a Playdaisium. And I didn't 0:36:50.320 --> 0:36:52.400 know to insert. I just thought you sort of just 0:36:52.400 --> 0:36:55.239 tapped on the outside. That works, So yeah, I didn't know. 0:36:55.280 --> 0:36:56.480 You're kind of just smacking it. 0:36:56.520 --> 0:36:57.440 They're not that mad at that. 0:36:57.680 --> 0:37:00.919 Yeah, yeah, we know she was. She was just sort 0:37:00.960 --> 0:37:03.080 of like, you could stop. 0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:03.319 Now. 0:37:03.440 --> 0:37:05.200 I'm like all right, and I success. 0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:07.399 I thought you were gonna say, butthole, I'm gonna go. 0:37:07.760 --> 0:37:11.279 I'm gonna go get some more birthday cake. Yes her 0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:13.080 so so blake? 0:37:13.280 --> 0:37:14.759 Is that housekeeping or no? 0:37:15.280 --> 0:37:18.319 I think that and that wraps upusekeeping that. Let's get 0:37:18.360 --> 0:37:18.840 to the pod. 0:37:19.360 --> 0:37:24.040 I never had a uh a sort of doctor moment. 0:37:24.239 --> 0:37:25.439 I never, no one ever. 0:37:25.880 --> 0:37:30.640 I did have my mom's friend's older daughter and her 0:37:30.680 --> 0:37:33.360 older friends who were five years older than me. I 0:37:33.400 --> 0:37:36.319 want to say, sure, huh held me down and took 0:37:36.360 --> 0:37:37.120 my clothes off. 0:37:37.360 --> 0:37:41.520 What yeah, way, it's so good. 0:37:41.719 --> 0:37:46.879 Way and this is yeah and this is important and 0:37:47.040 --> 0:37:49.280 uh then they laughed and ran away. 0:37:49.360 --> 0:37:52.160 They were probably ten, I was probably five or maybe 0:37:52.160 --> 0:37:52.560 city that. 0:37:52.680 --> 0:37:55.480 It's important you guys, Adam's crying if you're listening. 0:37:55.160 --> 0:37:59.520 And you need another four inches and yeah this is triggering. Yeah, 0:37:59.560 --> 0:38:01.600 and then I I remember being pretty bummed about that. 0:38:02.080 --> 0:38:04.719 So sorry you were held down? You were how old? 0:38:04.840 --> 0:38:05.919 I think I was five or six? 0:38:06.120 --> 0:38:08.480 Okay, these girls are ten or more? 0:38:08.640 --> 0:38:09.560 Yeah, nine or ten? 0:38:09.640 --> 0:38:12.160 Yeah, and they strip you butt naked and hold you down. 0:38:12.440 --> 0:38:14.399 They got got me to my underwear and they held 0:38:14.440 --> 0:38:15.560 me down. I went on. 0:38:16.080 --> 0:38:17.120 So that was it. That was it. 0:38:17.440 --> 0:38:18.600 Yeah, yeah, that was the end. 0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:22.759 But pretty traumatic. And I didn't even do it. I 0:38:22.800 --> 0:38:24.600 didn't even get to see nothing. It was just sort 0:38:24.600 --> 0:38:25.719 of it was kind of sucked for me. 0:38:25.800 --> 0:38:29.439 Yeah, it's just them fucking viewing And have you been 0:38:29.960 --> 0:38:33.080 have you been chasing the adrenaline of that moment? 0:38:33.120 --> 0:38:35.480 And this seems like. 0:38:35.600 --> 0:38:37.360 That's why I was like, that's I told her to 0:38:37.440 --> 0:38:39.320 jump out the window. I'm like, yeah, jump out the window. 0:38:39.360 --> 0:38:41.160 You should jump to the window. That'd be so tight. 0:38:42.280 --> 0:38:45.880 Tie me down, tie me down, Hey, stop stop sucking. 0:38:46.520 --> 0:39:02.040 What jump jump out the window? I guess. 0:38:59.760 --> 0:39:04.000 So. So speaking of jumping out the window, I don't 0:39:04.040 --> 0:39:05.800 like you guys tell me to show my tits. Dude. 0:39:05.840 --> 0:39:08.759 So we were we, and I say we, I was 0:39:08.840 --> 0:39:14.120 dogging on buzzballs. Oh, and I was tiring tiring on 0:39:14.200 --> 0:39:16.239 buzzball because I thought aggressive. 0:39:16.520 --> 0:39:19.120 I thought they did my boy blake a little dirty. 0:39:19.520 --> 0:39:21.080 I'll admit that. That's what I thought. 0:39:21.560 --> 0:39:23.960 And you're vocal, You're a vocal guard. 0:39:23.680 --> 0:39:25.759 You're a You're a dog off the leash. 0:39:25.840 --> 0:39:28.200 And I stand by that, and I stand by that. 0:39:28.600 --> 0:39:33.120 They reached out with a very strongly worded email that 0:39:33.280 --> 0:39:36.520 Isaac actually hyped up the email a little bit more 0:39:36.719 --> 0:39:39.439 than I thought that. He was like, oh, they came 0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:41.319 in real hot, and I'm like, oh, is it like 0:39:41.440 --> 0:39:42.400 season his tiste? 0:39:42.600 --> 0:39:44.800 And then it's like kind of nice and polite. 0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:49.000 For the most part, it seemed like heartbroken and yet defensive. 0:39:49.280 --> 0:39:51.360 Yeah, they were a little defensive. It's yeah, it's like 0:39:51.360 --> 0:39:54.600 a it's like a bad breakup. They realized, I didn't 0:39:54.760 --> 0:39:57.080 know we were on bad terms. It's like you knew 0:39:57.120 --> 0:39:57.640 we were. 0:39:58.719 --> 0:40:02.800 Also like, get life, guys, what you don't need to 0:40:02.840 --> 0:40:04.280 write this dumb ass email. 0:40:04.800 --> 0:40:06.400 Yeah, dude, they're bombed. 0:40:07.040 --> 0:40:10.040 We're they're saying, we're hurting their brand and and by 0:40:10.080 --> 0:40:12.280 the way, I am because it's. 0:40:12.120 --> 0:40:16.000 A garbage brand and it should be damaged. 0:40:16.160 --> 0:40:17.319 Fucking things suck. 0:40:17.360 --> 0:40:19.680 Stop dude, stop what are you doing? 0:40:19.800 --> 0:40:22.960 Man? These are my friends, so Blake, it says in here, 0:40:23.000 --> 0:40:24.719 and this is this is why I have even more 0:40:24.719 --> 0:40:25.600 of a problem with them. 0:40:25.600 --> 0:40:28.439 Okay, come on, did you leave them alone? So this 0:40:28.520 --> 0:40:31.840 is why. So essentially they're saying that Blake said stuff 0:40:31.880 --> 0:40:36.320 that he didn't say. They're saying that Blake has mentioned. Firstly, 0:40:36.480 --> 0:40:39.360 Blake has mentioned that he hasn't received his full agreed 0:40:39.440 --> 0:40:44.279 upon compensation from his contract. I never said that. 0:40:44.440 --> 0:40:46.560 Well, I know that Blake has said, Yeah, they fueled 0:40:46.560 --> 0:40:50.319 me through a few bucks, which is inaccurate. Yeah no, 0:40:50.360 --> 0:40:53.080 because now we know the real figure all the business. 0:40:52.840 --> 0:40:55.360 I have ever done with Buzzball, and I hope to 0:40:55.400 --> 0:40:59.280 continue doing business with you. It's been it's been lovely. 0:40:59.840 --> 0:41:02.760 They brought me on to do the commercial. They paid 0:41:03.200 --> 0:41:05.680 and by the way, I was paid for my services. 0:41:05.719 --> 0:41:08.240 You were, you were, But they're saying that you said 0:41:08.560 --> 0:41:11.200 that you haven't received your full upon compensation, and I 0:41:11.280 --> 0:41:13.120 want to say, yeah, so that's not true. 0:41:13.160 --> 0:41:14.040 You did not say that. 0:41:14.160 --> 0:41:16.600 I think he said I got a few thousands. 0:41:16.160 --> 0:41:17.480 But some housekeeping here. 0:41:17.520 --> 0:41:19.120 It's more than that, but it's not a lot of 0:41:19.160 --> 0:41:22.640 money for what I think you deserve. I think you 0:41:22.920 --> 0:41:24.960 I think we needed ten x this number, and I 0:41:24.960 --> 0:41:27.440 don't think that's an exaggeration. I think it should have 0:41:27.440 --> 0:41:31.000 been ten x. But that's just me being an advocate 0:41:31.080 --> 0:41:35.040 for my boy. That being said you this was agreed 0:41:35.120 --> 0:41:37.440 upon number that you guys agreed upon it. 0:41:37.920 --> 0:41:40.879 That's that's fine, Isaac. This is kind of maybe his fault. 0:41:41.200 --> 0:41:42.759 He allowed you. 0:41:42.920 --> 0:41:48.160 Agree upon this very very very in my eyes, bad deal. 0:41:48.680 --> 0:41:52.600 That was bad for Blake and Uh in turn caused 0:41:52.640 --> 0:41:55.000 all this this drama. 0:41:55.640 --> 0:41:58.680 Any drama, and then you're the one causing the drama. 0:41:58.719 --> 0:42:01.360 Then they go SEC and then it's you know, it 0:42:01.480 --> 0:42:02.879 talks about how much we got paid. 0:42:02.880 --> 0:42:04.080 So now we know the exact number. 0:42:04.160 --> 0:42:05.719 It's like five paragraphs. 0:42:06.320 --> 0:42:07.640 Yeah, it's a long. It's a long. 0:42:07.920 --> 0:42:10.319 It's like, I mean, did you I've never written an 0:42:10.360 --> 0:42:11.239 email this long? 0:42:11.360 --> 0:42:11.879 Maybe ever? 0:42:12.520 --> 0:42:12.640 Uh? 0:42:13.000 --> 0:42:16.680 Is she using chutchbt because the A in the right places. 0:42:16.800 --> 0:42:19.800 It's very it's very I don't think anybody really writes 0:42:19.840 --> 0:42:20.560 any because. 0:42:20.320 --> 0:42:23.520 If you I'll say, if you go ahead, I'm gonna say, 0:42:23.560 --> 0:42:27.760 if you work for buzzball, you don't write long emails. 0:42:27.800 --> 0:42:30.319 Okay, you're all you're too busy. Buzzing ball. You got 0:42:30.320 --> 0:42:31.840 a ball, and you got a ball. You got a 0:42:31.880 --> 0:42:32.520 ball to drop? 0:42:32.920 --> 0:42:36.960 It is it is wild. Also, by the way, this 0:42:37.000 --> 0:42:38.440 is a comedy podcast. 0:42:38.840 --> 0:42:41.360 Okay, okay, all right, taking a stand. 0:42:41.520 --> 0:42:44.680 This is what we're doing. We're talking about we're talking 0:42:44.719 --> 0:42:46.520 about buzzballs. We're shooting on a deal. 0:42:46.719 --> 0:42:47.520 Gosh, it's fine. 0:42:48.080 --> 0:42:50.360 What are you doing? And and if they want to 0:42:50.440 --> 0:42:52.080 roll like this, guess what, we'll see you. 0:42:52.040 --> 0:42:58.000 In court because Blake to see you in court. 0:42:58.120 --> 0:43:00.640 What the hell? I'm on the stand? 0:43:00.719 --> 0:43:02.400 And who did this? Who did this? Message? Go to? 0:43:02.960 --> 0:43:04.200 Uh? I think to Isaac? 0:43:04.280 --> 0:43:05.279 What is? What is you? 0:43:05.360 --> 0:43:06.439 Better? Low? You're up? 0:43:06.480 --> 0:43:07.160 How you. 0:43:10.320 --> 0:43:12.920 I haven't listened back to the episode. Something tells me 0:43:13.000 --> 0:43:15.160 you probably Adam were like, we. 0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:18.840 Don't fuck with buzzball. Stop buying buzz balls like band buzzball. 0:43:18.840 --> 0:43:21.120 What tells you that I didn't I did not say that. 0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:22.800 I did definitely didn't say band. 0:43:22.719 --> 0:43:26.640 I encourage everyone to go out and buy a buzzball. 0:43:26.760 --> 0:43:29.680 I think if you have bad buzz buddies. 0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:32.799 If you have bad go and buy a busball. That's 0:43:32.800 --> 0:43:37.200 what I say. Don't support Blake Anderson then. 0:43:37.360 --> 0:43:40.920 We're a brotherhood and bud and also Blake the deals up, 0:43:41.080 --> 0:43:43.279 like the deal? Are you trying to get another one? 0:43:43.520 --> 0:43:46.360 And by the way, don't show you Isaac slide in 0:43:46.440 --> 0:43:50.040 Blake's DMS because they were like, you let you. You 0:43:50.160 --> 0:43:52.480 sent us a message and we left you on red 0:43:52.719 --> 0:43:55.760 and they like apologized about that, and I'm like, so obviously, 0:43:55.920 --> 0:43:57.960 just like right back and go, hey, sorry, listen to 0:43:58.000 --> 0:44:00.839 the podcast. Pretty funny, but I do want to check 0:44:00.880 --> 0:44:03.560 in and make sure you're happy with your deal because like, right, 0:44:03.680 --> 0:44:05.359 you obviously need to get the shoor And by the way, 0:44:05.400 --> 0:44:06.480 we'll see you in court. 0:44:08.000 --> 0:44:10.920 I don't like it, We'll see we. 0:44:10.880 --> 0:44:11.839 Will see you in court. 0:44:12.280 --> 0:44:12.800 So okay. 0:44:12.840 --> 0:44:15.640 So then secondly, it says we are just It is 0:44:15.680 --> 0:44:18.920 disappointing that Adam honed in on on the narrative that 0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:20.960 Blake was not paid enough for his partnership. 0:44:21.440 --> 0:44:21.680 Yeah. 0:44:21.760 --> 0:44:24.160 Yeah, I'm honed in on it because I don't think 0:44:24.200 --> 0:44:26.600 he was paid enough. Now it is a little bit 0:44:26.600 --> 0:44:28.680 more than I thought he was paid. It is a 0:44:28.680 --> 0:44:32.440 little bit more, but but not by much and definitely not. 0:44:32.400 --> 0:44:35.600 What and Isaac stopped sending Adam my paid statements. 0:44:35.640 --> 0:44:38.480 Brother, what are you doing on? 0:44:38.600 --> 0:44:41.440 This is crazy? And I feel like he behaves zero 0:44:41.560 --> 0:44:43.880 mention of me, mostly because I don't get into it. Well, 0:44:43.880 --> 0:44:46.160 guess what I'll be getting into it is. 0:44:48.080 --> 0:44:52.040 No call off your dog. They say that they're they 0:44:52.160 --> 0:44:53.120 they're very happy. 0:44:53.200 --> 0:44:56.040 And we hope that this was an Adam rogue feeling. 0:44:56.880 --> 0:44:58.520 Turns out it's Adam and Anders. 0:44:58.560 --> 0:45:00.520 It's not just oh I am. 0:45:02.280 --> 0:45:04.920 Now now you are? Yes? 0:45:05.480 --> 0:45:09.279 So so actually, you know what I think. I I 0:45:09.560 --> 0:45:12.120 think it was a misunderstanding. As much as I'm shitting 0:45:12.160 --> 0:45:14.920 on buzzball, it's a little bit of a misunderstanding. Blake 0:45:15.040 --> 0:45:18.319 never had any ill will. It was always me because 0:45:18.360 --> 0:45:20.320 I thought he was underpaid. I thought he shouldn't have 0:45:20.360 --> 0:45:23.160 been doing these commercials and the amount of work and 0:45:23.280 --> 0:45:26.560 sweat equity he was putting into the company. 0:45:28.040 --> 0:45:32.240 Above and beyond what the amount that he was paid 0:45:32.640 --> 0:45:35.239 to do. So that's that's why I was a little frustrated. 0:45:35.480 --> 0:45:37.120 And then when we were on the road and we. 0:45:37.040 --> 0:45:40.000 Had asked for buzzballs, we weren't getting them on time. 0:45:40.239 --> 0:45:44.520 It wasn't logistical issues. Not towards the end of the tour, 0:45:44.800 --> 0:45:45.839 if you remember. 0:45:45.560 --> 0:45:50.960 They slewed down because some cities weren't carrying buzzballs yet. 0:45:51.160 --> 0:45:55.800 We got, you know, freaking buzz buddies hashtag buzz Buddies, 0:45:56.080 --> 0:46:00.480 not buzzballers or brothers in buzz something. 0:46:00.680 --> 0:46:02.160 I'm just trying to get the entire name of the 0:46:02.200 --> 0:46:02.919 product in there. 0:46:03.239 --> 0:46:03.960 I just need it. 0:46:04.080 --> 0:46:06.360 I need a I need a movement. I need TII 0:46:06.520 --> 0:46:09.279 Nation to pull up show your buzzball. 0:46:09.400 --> 0:46:12.879 You're not getting paid for this. In fact, you weren't 0:46:12.920 --> 0:46:16.839 even really getting paid before. After taxes and everything comes 0:46:16.840 --> 0:46:20.960 out of that. You can't even buy a like a. 0:46:21.200 --> 0:46:23.319 I mean you you're looking to get a good car wash. 0:46:23.760 --> 0:46:24.280 You lose. 0:46:24.440 --> 0:46:27.120 You're looking to get like a by an entire car 0:46:27.360 --> 0:46:30.239 like no, no, no, no no. I'm talking about get you 0:46:30.320 --> 0:46:32.520 a nice, nice car wash. How much is a nice 0:46:32.560 --> 0:46:33.160 car wash? 0:46:33.960 --> 0:46:36.240 Just about as much as you got paid after taxes 0:46:36.280 --> 0:46:37.480 and paying all your people. 0:46:37.760 --> 0:46:40.040 I go to the self served car wash where you 0:46:40.080 --> 0:46:43.000 like put the quarters in, I clean my ship really nice. 0:46:43.160 --> 0:46:47.600 Okay, I'm just saying that's the way to go. They 0:46:47.640 --> 0:46:49.960 paid me a car wash fee. They got they gave 0:46:49.960 --> 0:46:52.080 you a car wash fee. In my eyes, in my eyes? 0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:55.359 What what? What's the number? Can we try and do this? 0:46:55.760 --> 0:46:59.600 It might not be easy, but Adam and Blake for 0:46:59.640 --> 0:47:03.879 the done. I want you guys at the exact same 0:47:04.000 --> 0:47:08.120 time to say the number you think they should have 0:47:08.120 --> 0:47:11.680 been paid, and I say they Because I don't know 0:47:12.239 --> 0:47:16.360 what's going on, I would go a little higher. 0:47:17.080 --> 0:47:19.560 I'm gonna go a little lower than I think I 0:47:19.600 --> 0:47:23.919 would want the deal to land. But I think a 0:47:24.000 --> 0:47:24.720 fair deal. 0:47:25.360 --> 0:47:29.880 Three three two one, free buzz. 0:47:29.680 --> 0:47:32.400 Seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. What the hell? 0:47:32.520 --> 0:47:35.719 Freeze? But he said free buzzballs. You said free buzzballs. 0:47:36.320 --> 0:47:37.960 Yeah, pay me in balls. 0:47:38.320 --> 0:47:41.600 Well, Blake, with seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars, you 0:47:41.640 --> 0:47:44.680 then could just buy a car wash, all the buzzball, 0:47:44.719 --> 0:47:46.399 as many buzzballs as you could ever want. 0:47:46.520 --> 0:47:49.480 Mm hmm in the car wash or no, doncate that's true. 0:47:49.520 --> 0:47:51.840 Well you're getting more than the car Washyah. 0:47:51.920 --> 0:47:54.440 That's a that's a you know what, that's a hard bargain. 0:47:54.880 --> 0:47:56.839 It was kind of like a homie deal. It's like 0:47:56.960 --> 0:47:57.880 me and buzzballs. 0:47:57.920 --> 0:48:00.520 But by the way, you don't know these people. You 0:48:00.600 --> 0:48:02.960 set a homie deal, like you know who they are? 0:48:03.040 --> 0:48:03.479 I did. 0:48:03.719 --> 0:48:06.319 I think they know there's new people working there. But 0:48:06.600 --> 0:48:09.480 I have a relationship with the Buzzball homies just through 0:48:09.560 --> 0:48:10.000 d MS. 0:48:10.080 --> 0:48:12.080 Dude, you can't just DM a company and then they 0:48:12.160 --> 0:48:14.160 DM you back and you act like you know the owner. 0:48:14.200 --> 0:48:14.680 Then your home. 0:48:14.760 --> 0:48:17.320 If it was a friend of yours, if a Teaba 0:48:17.400 --> 0:48:20.560 started Buzzballs, then yeah, give a Teaba the homie deal. 0:48:22.680 --> 0:48:25.359 And in fact, I hope a Tiba would give you. 0:48:25.280 --> 0:48:29.040 A homie deal and pay you well because he knows 0:48:29.080 --> 0:48:31.600 you're going to go out there and actually support the 0:48:31.640 --> 0:48:34.160 brand shield with the shield. 0:48:34.280 --> 0:48:35.080 So that's that. 0:48:35.080 --> 0:48:38.240 That was my And by the way, Isaac told Isaac 0:48:38.320 --> 0:48:40.399 told us, maybe don't talk about this on the. 0:48:40.360 --> 0:48:43.840 Podcast, but here we are, and we'll see you in court. 0:48:44.080 --> 0:48:47.200 You know, we can finish this conversation in court. 0:48:48.200 --> 0:48:48.879 All right, My. 0:48:48.800 --> 0:48:54.920 Lips are sealed, sir, podcast or any accusation. 0:48:56.600 --> 0:48:59.680 I mean, I would love to double down. 0:48:59.719 --> 0:49:03.279 I stand where my my buzz my buzz brotherhood. 0:49:03.400 --> 0:49:06.840 I love Buzzballs. They've treated me just fine. 0:49:07.719 --> 0:49:10.320 If I could maybe get one of those Lonzo ball balls, 0:49:10.360 --> 0:49:11.680 that would make everything right. 0:49:11.800 --> 0:49:12.680 Okay. 0:49:12.480 --> 0:49:17.600 They did by absolutely ignoring your podcast when you reached 0:49:17.600 --> 0:49:20.319 out several times, they never they didn't get back to you, 0:49:20.440 --> 0:49:21.120 YadA YadA. 0:49:21.200 --> 0:49:23.839 But can I just say something out loud about buzz 0:49:23.960 --> 0:49:28.760 hey buzzballs? Come on, you're doing a Lonzo ball ball? 0:49:28.960 --> 0:49:32.759 What what genius put that together? Stop? 0:49:33.200 --> 0:49:36.719 Leave them a alone, dude, they're leave them alone? 0:49:36.840 --> 0:49:39.200 What are you guys doing? 0:49:38.560 --> 0:49:41.080 I'm I'm just mad that I mentioned em. 0:49:41.640 --> 0:49:44.400 Yeah, I know, And in fact, I think the lonzo 0:49:44.440 --> 0:49:45.560 ball ball is kind of tight. 0:49:45.680 --> 0:49:48.080 That's really tight. Yeah, that's really tight. 0:49:49.000 --> 0:49:52.120 Co It's it's what it tastes like to me, And 0:49:52.120 --> 0:49:55.080 that's that's the that's what that's what I don't like. 0:49:55.120 --> 0:49:56.120 Taste like lonzo ball. 0:49:56.239 --> 0:49:58.200 I had buzzballs yesterday at the Red Fairy. It was 0:49:58.320 --> 0:49:59.160 it was fantastic. 0:49:59.200 --> 0:50:01.399 Oh yeah, talker talk a little bit about this rent fair. 0:50:01.640 --> 0:50:02.120 I was it? 0:50:02.160 --> 0:50:03.440 I mean it was perfect. 0:50:03.560 --> 0:50:04.520 Is this the Pleasure Fair? 0:50:04.640 --> 0:50:07.480 Oh yeah, lots of pleasure. Lots of pleasure. 0:50:07.560 --> 0:50:09.520 My kids went, My kids went last weekend. 0:50:09.560 --> 0:50:10.600 Oh did they love it? 0:50:11.320 --> 0:50:13.799 They got like they got lost for an hour and 0:50:13.960 --> 0:50:15.080 like became men. 0:50:15.280 --> 0:50:19.920 Oh wow, okay, hell yeah I got a sword fight. Okay, 0:50:20.320 --> 0:50:21.560 that's actually trying to say. 0:50:22.360 --> 0:50:23.920 Yeah, I feel like this is kind of a scary 0:50:23.960 --> 0:50:26.959 place to get lost. There's just like fire breathers and like, yeah, 0:50:26.960 --> 0:50:28.280 that's super scary. 0:50:28.400 --> 0:50:30.000 Yeah, maidens with some big jokes. 0:50:30.160 --> 0:50:32.880 You didn't go. Maybe it was maybe they were supposed 0:50:32.920 --> 0:50:34.359 to go, and then the kids who they went, Yeah, 0:50:34.360 --> 0:50:36.319 I don't know if they did go. Oh the kids 0:50:36.360 --> 0:50:38.800 who they were supposed to go with got lost. 0:50:39.120 --> 0:50:39.720 I can't remember. 0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:44.400 I've been all over the place they were supposed to go. Okay, 0:50:44.480 --> 0:50:45.960 they went, maybe they did go. 0:50:46.239 --> 0:50:51.440 All right, all right, well, who knows. Well, talk to 0:50:51.480 --> 0:50:54.000 your talk to your family. And I find that was 0:50:54.040 --> 0:50:54.400 the middle. 0:50:55.120 --> 0:50:57.480 You you gotta go to the you gotta show up 0:50:57.520 --> 0:50:58.360 at the dinner table. 0:50:58.440 --> 0:51:01.680 Come on, bud, you gotta gotta talk to your fans. 0:51:01.800 --> 0:51:03.560 What is your favorite part. I've never been to a 0:51:03.600 --> 0:51:06.920 ren fair. It doesn't I'm sure I would like it. 0:51:06.960 --> 0:51:11.400 I'm sure because I usually like a spectacle or like performance. 0:51:13.080 --> 0:51:16.560 But it does seem a little crusty for me, okay, 0:51:16.719 --> 0:51:19.520 And it does seem like maybe there's smells. 0:51:20.400 --> 0:51:22.800 Is there a VIP area for Adam or No? 0:51:22.800 --> 0:51:25.840 No, no, it's not about VIP. It's about you know, 0:51:27.239 --> 0:51:28.120 it's about the. 0:51:28.000 --> 0:51:32.480 Smells of of people dressed in like old timey leathers 0:51:32.520 --> 0:51:32.920 and stuff. 0:51:33.080 --> 0:51:36.000 Bro, I walked by this dude in a wizard hat. 0:51:36.080 --> 0:51:39.040 I looked at his face. It was fucking Dave Groll. 0:51:39.360 --> 0:51:41.279 He was there just posted like. 0:51:41.280 --> 0:51:43.080 Do you say what's up? I didn't say what's up? 0:51:43.160 --> 0:51:45.719 I was too scared. Why because maybe he didn't want 0:51:45.719 --> 0:51:46.920 to be noticed or something. 0:51:47.160 --> 0:51:49.560 He's Dave Kroll. If he leaves the house, he's like, 0:51:49.960 --> 0:51:51.800 I can't wait to go get noticed out there. 0:51:52.640 --> 0:51:54.799 Well, it was, it was. It was wild. 0:51:55.360 --> 0:51:57.239 Isn't that the case? If you go somewhere and you're 0:51:57.280 --> 0:52:00.120 that famous, you're going to go. 0:52:00.239 --> 0:52:01.400 You're good to be noticed. 0:52:01.480 --> 0:52:04.120 Yeah, but maybe the rent Fair is the only, you know, 0:52:04.280 --> 0:52:06.560 place to get away, his only escape. 0:52:08.080 --> 0:52:10.320 No, no, no, I don't think so. If you saw a face, 0:52:11.480 --> 0:52:13.320 no it. 0:52:13.480 --> 0:52:15.439 Roll is a very nice guy. He's a cool guy. 0:52:15.960 --> 0:52:19.320 Seems awesome. Yeah, I've met him. He's cool, he's fun. 0:52:19.640 --> 0:52:21.879 Yeah, well it was a blast. I would I would 0:52:21.960 --> 0:52:23.480 love for you guys to come to the rent Fair 0:52:23.520 --> 0:52:25.440 with me. I think, well, yeah, all you gotta do 0:52:25.480 --> 0:52:25.920 is invite me. 0:52:26.000 --> 0:52:28.359 Dude. I feel like I'm throwing out invites all the time. 0:52:28.400 --> 0:52:30.879 I'm always you know that works right, right, I'm always 0:52:30.960 --> 0:52:33.160 hitting up Blake saying what are you what are you doing? 0:52:33.480 --> 0:52:35.560 I do we went to a Turnstile show this week? 0:52:36.000 --> 0:52:40.120 He did, yeah, and uh, And I was basically begging 0:52:41.120 --> 0:52:43.000 Blake if I could roll with He was like, yeah, 0:52:43.040 --> 0:52:45.560 we might roll out and I'm like, is it could I. 0:52:45.600 --> 0:52:51.200 Roll getting radical? This is not true, this is not true. 0:52:51.000 --> 0:52:53.680 And he's like yeah, and then he he doesn't say yes, 0:52:53.760 --> 0:52:56.040 he just says all the people that are going, and I'm. 0:52:55.880 --> 0:52:57.160 Like, that is not true. 0:52:57.400 --> 0:52:59.640 You were like, because there was a basketball game, You're like, 0:52:59.680 --> 0:53:01.719 you want to much a basketball game tonight, I'm like 0:53:02.040 --> 0:53:03.759 going to the Turnstile Show and you're like. 0:53:04.239 --> 0:53:06.200 And by the way, you didn't invite me. You didn't 0:53:06.200 --> 0:53:08.919 invite me in that moment. Well, you said I'm going 0:53:08.920 --> 0:53:09.920 to the Turnstile show. 0:53:10.680 --> 0:53:13.400 I'm like, and you're you responded with like, bummer, I 0:53:13.400 --> 0:53:14.960 don't feel like I can't because. 0:53:14.719 --> 0:53:17.440 My back hurts. That is true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:53:17.520 --> 0:53:19.560 And then the rest of the day went on and 0:53:19.600 --> 0:53:22.600 I'm like, here's where I'm watching the basketball game, come 0:53:22.680 --> 0:53:25.279 join me, and then you rallied and went. 0:53:25.200 --> 0:53:26.840 To the show like a freaking gangster. 0:53:27.160 --> 0:53:28.759 Yeah, you're right, that is kind of what happened. Yeah, 0:53:28.760 --> 0:53:30.960 I was trying to paint you in a bad light. 0:53:31.120 --> 0:53:32.480 That's a villain. That's a villain. 0:53:32.760 --> 0:53:36.560 Yeah yeah, not that really kind of was intense, and 0:53:36.560 --> 0:53:39.520 then not yeah, well because I thought I yeah, I 0:53:39.560 --> 0:53:39.880 was kind of. 0:53:39.920 --> 0:53:42.320 I was, Yes, you're right, kind of a little dramatic. 0:53:42.520 --> 0:53:43.640 That's not very cat damic. 0:53:43.760 --> 0:53:45.480 Guys, listen, and this is what it's like being a 0:53:45.520 --> 0:53:47.719 friend of Adams. He's like, wait a second, fucking what 0:53:47.800 --> 0:53:50.040 you didn't And then well, okay, yeah, no you did, okay, yeah, 0:53:50.080 --> 0:53:52.200 and it was fun and thank you, thank you? Did 0:53:52.200 --> 0:53:52.680 I say thank you? 0:53:53.000 --> 0:53:58.279 Swing hard Man? Yeah, dude, I try my best to 0:53:58.320 --> 0:53:59.120 be your best. 0:53:58.880 --> 0:54:06.440 Friend, a little bipolar bear, but but turnstile, my cousins. 0:54:07.120 --> 0:54:08.719 How was the show? Where was the show? 0:54:08.840 --> 0:54:14.400 It was great at the Ukrainian Cultural Center, which was hilarious. 0:54:14.760 --> 0:54:18.920 It was just this big ass room, like a gymnasium. 0:54:18.960 --> 0:54:21.520 Yeah, it sort of felt like a sick gymnasium. Where 0:54:21.560 --> 0:54:23.520 is that, uh East Hollywood? 0:54:23.719 --> 0:54:24.000 Yeah? 0:54:24.160 --> 0:54:26.719 Eho, and it was it was sick. A t bow 0:54:26.840 --> 0:54:27.719 really hooked it up. 0:54:28.480 --> 0:54:30.279 And where's East Hollywood? 0:54:30.360 --> 0:54:31.680 East of Holly? East Holly? 0:54:32.000 --> 0:54:34.120 This like Gower? Is that on Gower? 0:54:34.200 --> 0:54:34.279 Ye? 0:54:34.680 --> 0:54:35.120 Yeah? 0:54:35.200 --> 0:54:39.800 The Ukrainian Yeah, a little east of that. Yeah, it 0:54:39.880 --> 0:54:42.759 might have been right on Gower. In fact, was by 0:54:42.840 --> 0:54:46.160 a college parked out of college. Yes, what the fuck? 0:54:47.440 --> 0:54:48.359 What the yeah? 0:54:48.400 --> 0:54:54.040 So and the show was absolutely sick. Blake's girls friend 0:54:54.200 --> 0:54:57.600 who was with us, who was the homie. He was 0:54:57.640 --> 0:55:00.960 a great guy. He bought a lot of Medello's for 0:55:01.040 --> 0:55:03.440 the crew. He kept buying buckets of Medellos. And I 0:55:03.440 --> 0:55:07.000 saw him just like sweaty kids who like look exhausted. 0:55:07.239 --> 0:55:09.840 He would just hand them a Medello and change their life. 0:55:09.880 --> 0:55:12.960 I'm like, this guy's a freaking Peter, Like he's just a. 0:55:13.560 --> 0:55:21.799 Get, Like, this guy works for Medello. No, he got 0:55:21.840 --> 0:55:24.680 to Adam, Yeah, Adam, So you don't even know how 0:55:24.719 --> 0:55:26.600 the world works. There's puppeteer. 0:55:28.080 --> 0:55:29.319 So he was just the man. 0:55:29.480 --> 0:55:32.560 And then and then he's like, uh, okay, I'm gonna 0:55:32.560 --> 0:55:34.200 go to the pit, and you're like all right, And 0:55:34.280 --> 0:55:37.439 the pit's up there and it's rowdy, but you know, yeah, 0:55:37.680 --> 0:55:40.040 if you could handle yourself. He wasn't like a frail 0:55:40.120 --> 0:55:42.720 little guy or anything. I think he can probably handle himself. 0:55:43.320 --> 0:55:46.760 And the next time I saw him, he was covered 0:55:46.760 --> 0:55:51.959 in blood, soaking king wet head. 0:55:52.120 --> 0:55:53.759 His nose was all fucked up. 0:55:54.640 --> 0:55:55.239 He was a me. 0:55:55.680 --> 0:55:57.120 His lip was busted open. 0:55:57.320 --> 0:56:00.160 But I I think he wanted that for himself. He 0:56:00.239 --> 0:56:02.680 was like putting that into existence. I think, you know, 0:56:02.800 --> 0:56:04.520 he like a suit and tie job. 0:56:04.840 --> 0:56:07.080 Yeah, he was telling me like he's he's like a 0:56:07.080 --> 0:56:10.440 business guy. He's like a business manager of financial advisor 0:56:10.520 --> 0:56:10.880 or something. 0:56:11.400 --> 0:56:13.520 I think he I think he was going there to 0:56:13.600 --> 0:56:15.120 let the wheels come off a little bit. 0:56:15.280 --> 0:56:16.839 Well, good for him, the wheels are off. 0:56:17.440 --> 0:56:19.239 I mean, that's kind of fun because then you get 0:56:19.239 --> 0:56:21.600 to go back to your financial job and you get 0:56:21.680 --> 0:56:22.880 to be like what it's like. 0:56:23.120 --> 0:56:26.719 It's like Adam doesn't even understand goerrilla marketing, like he 0:56:26.880 --> 0:56:30.240 obviously works for Clorox or some sort of cleaning company 0:56:30.440 --> 0:56:33.799 and you he was like, all the blood on my shirt, 0:56:33.800 --> 0:56:36.959 don't worry, man, I'm going home. I'm gonna tie this out. 0:56:37.000 --> 0:56:37.600 Like we're good. 0:56:37.640 --> 0:56:38.760 He wanted to go stick. 0:56:38.880 --> 0:56:42.239 Yeah, you want to go, Marketer, Adam. It's crazy to 0:56:42.280 --> 0:56:44.400 me that you business. 0:56:44.560 --> 0:56:46.760 That's actually that. I wasn't able to put that together. 0:56:46.920 --> 0:56:51.080 That is crazy. But the show was. The show was unreal, dude. 0:56:51.080 --> 0:56:53.040 The show was pretty fucking great. 0:56:53.160 --> 0:56:55.480 It was I'm very excited for their new album to 0:56:55.520 --> 0:56:57.200 come out. It's going to be it's gonna be a 0:56:57.239 --> 0:56:57.640 good end. 0:56:57.760 --> 0:56:58.080 Me too. 0:56:58.120 --> 0:57:01.080 There's there's special. It was cool. It was cool scene. Uh, 0:57:01.200 --> 0:57:01.480 it was. 0:57:01.400 --> 0:57:03.439 Cool seeing everyone that we rolled with because I don't 0:57:03.440 --> 0:57:04.840 get to see a lot of those guys that often. 0:57:05.160 --> 0:57:08.080 It was cool scene turnstile I was able to there 0:57:08.120 --> 0:57:08.960 was no place to sit. 0:57:09.080 --> 0:57:10.200 I was very worried about it. 0:57:10.320 --> 0:57:12.279 Yeah, so this is a standing room only. 0:57:12.640 --> 0:57:12.920 Yeah. 0:57:13.120 --> 0:57:16.080 My back was fucked up, and I was like, oh, dude, 0:57:16.200 --> 0:57:18.440 Like the night before, I stood in line for fifty 0:57:18.520 --> 0:57:21.080 minutes out of LA trying to get my car and 0:57:21.320 --> 0:57:24.600 I had to go home and lay on the floor 0:57:24.720 --> 0:57:25.680 an hour afterwards. 0:57:25.720 --> 0:57:27.600 I was like, fucked up, And so does that get 0:57:27.640 --> 0:57:30.000 you right? Laying on the floor. Yeah, laying on the 0:57:30.000 --> 0:57:30.479 floor helps. 0:57:30.680 --> 0:57:33.520 So then I'm like the next day, I'm like, my 0:57:33.560 --> 0:57:34.920 back is still fucking tweaked. 0:57:35.040 --> 0:57:36.200 But that concert and I. 0:57:36.160 --> 0:57:37.960 Was like, God, I really want to go. And then 0:57:37.960 --> 0:57:41.320 Blake didn't invite me. But then he did, and uh 0:57:41.800 --> 0:57:46.520 sort of sort of did. I sort of just tagged along. Yeah, yeah, cool, 0:57:46.800 --> 0:57:50.560 here I can see now it's see how the truth 0:57:50.560 --> 0:57:52.640 comes out. He didn't invite me. I did just show 0:57:52.720 --> 0:57:54.600 up to watch basketball and then I just sort of 0:57:54.760 --> 0:57:55.160 came to. 0:57:55.120 --> 0:57:58.840 The show kind of shoehorn yourself in, yes, like yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:57:58.880 --> 0:58:01.440 I did have a plus two though, so I really 0:58:01.560 --> 0:58:02.440 I could have got you in. 0:58:03.120 --> 0:58:07.320 Okay, who was your plus one girl, Samantha? 0:58:07.440 --> 0:58:11.960 Yeah, okay, uh, but then I just got in, So 0:58:12.480 --> 0:58:12.840 you did. 0:58:12.920 --> 0:58:17.080 Yeah you did, so everybody's happy. Yeah, so you could 0:58:17.080 --> 0:58:20.320 have invited You could have invited me and I'll invite 0:58:20.320 --> 0:58:23.200 you guys to the ren Fair. You could have see see, 0:58:23.200 --> 0:58:23.919 this is what I was saying. 0:58:23.920 --> 0:58:26.200 I knew he didn't actually invite me. You could have 0:58:26.280 --> 0:58:29.680 just invited me. But dude, I'm I'm a famous friend, 0:58:29.840 --> 0:58:32.080 so I could just go and they'll just let me in. 0:58:32.680 --> 0:58:35.440 But I understand if you're just inviting like an old homie, 0:58:35.760 --> 0:58:37.560 it'll be harder because you got to get. 0:58:37.440 --> 0:58:39.520 Him on the list. But with me or for Durs, 0:58:39.600 --> 0:58:43.920 you could just invite his places. We'll find. It's not 0:58:44.120 --> 0:58:44.440 like that. 0:58:44.760 --> 0:58:46.960 I just pull out the IMDb on the phone and 0:58:46.960 --> 0:58:48.840 it's a rap broude. 0:58:49.160 --> 0:58:53.720 This is very much a workaholics crowd. Yeah, your old dad. 0:58:54.680 --> 0:58:57.280 I don't I don't think to invite you because you're 0:58:57.320 --> 0:58:59.120 not always local, you know what I mean? 0:58:59.240 --> 0:59:02.440 That's it dude, I texted you. I texted you, and 0:59:02.480 --> 0:59:04.440 then I went and hung out with you. 0:59:04.120 --> 0:59:04.440 Right. 0:59:05.800 --> 0:59:08.440 Right, there is that, Yeah, there is that. And I 0:59:08.480 --> 0:59:10.920 probably should have been like, oh you come out tonight. 0:59:10.960 --> 0:59:13.560 Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah, my bad. It's okay, 0:59:13.680 --> 0:59:16.320 my bad, It's okay bad. I understand that it was. 0:59:16.400 --> 0:59:19.240 It was very much like all the guys with their girls, 0:59:19.240 --> 0:59:20.920 and I was like the odd duck out. 0:59:21.000 --> 0:59:24.680 But yeah, well we're just realizing is Adam's needy and 0:59:24.720 --> 0:59:26.480 Blake fucking step up? 0:59:27.760 --> 0:59:31.040 Yeah, you're an asshole, but we had a great time fulfilled. 0:59:31.360 --> 0:59:34.200 I gave my cousin. I gave my cousin. 0:59:35.320 --> 0:59:38.680 Right, do you want to take back that you took him, 0:59:38.720 --> 0:59:40.640 Blake or did you even take him or did he 0:59:40.680 --> 0:59:41.320 take himself? 0:59:41.360 --> 0:59:45.040 Well technically I took him, yeah, and then I gave 0:59:45.080 --> 0:59:46.120 you guys home. 0:59:46.280 --> 0:59:49.520 It was really kind of yeah, yeah. 0:59:49.280 --> 0:59:50.240 Good guy. 0:59:50.440 --> 0:59:53.400 It was really kind of just wish you could be 0:59:53.480 --> 0:59:56.080 nicer to Buzzballs. But aside from that, you're a pretty 0:59:56.080 --> 0:59:56.600 good friends. 0:59:57.120 --> 0:59:59.080 If they were better to you, I would be better 0:59:59.160 --> 0:59:59.320 to that. 0:59:59.680 --> 1:00:01.280 He's spending your dude. 1:00:01.320 --> 1:00:03.880 This is like a This is like an ex who 1:00:04.760 --> 1:00:07.200 was nasty to you, who never treated you right, and 1:00:07.240 --> 1:00:10.240 you're you're like trying to get back to her because 1:00:10.680 --> 1:00:13.920 you like it was like the first one right right 1:00:14.000 --> 1:00:18.600 yeah curl yeah, like yeah exactly yeah no curler Yeah. 1:00:18.680 --> 1:00:23.920 So any take backs and apologies, any epics, slams, I 1:00:24.000 --> 1:00:24.480 got nothing. 1:00:26.280 --> 1:00:30.040 I'd just like to uplift buzzballs again. I get no harm, 1:00:30.320 --> 1:00:32.200 no foul, sorry about so. 1:00:32.560 --> 1:00:38.080 Yeah, and like and in court when we're not litigating 1:00:38.120 --> 1:00:41.040 your asses, I think that's what they do. I don't know. Uh, 1:00:41.080 --> 1:00:44.000 we'll talk about, like, would you do another stint with 1:00:44.080 --> 1:00:47.000 buzzballs or no, I would I would love to. And 1:00:47.040 --> 1:00:50.480 Buzzballs you heard it here first. You heard it here first, Buzzballs. 1:00:50.720 --> 1:00:54.840 It's the balls in your court. Yeah, literally in your cord. 1:00:55.000 --> 1:00:58.760 So dude, nice well, balls in your. 1:01:00.640 --> 1:01:04.040 I'm sure they cont that, yes, And I stand by 1:01:04.160 --> 1:01:09.840 absolutely everything I said, specifically about buzzball uh and uh. 1:01:10.240 --> 1:01:11.200 And I'm glad, you know what. 1:01:11.240 --> 1:01:13.919 I'm glad I didn't call out uh that girl's name 1:01:14.240 --> 1:01:16.280 from the story because it was on the tip of 1:01:16.280 --> 1:01:16.640 my tongue. 1:01:16.640 --> 1:01:17.480 I almost dropped it. 1:01:17.760 --> 1:01:21.480 And then I'm like, this is called being an adult, 1:01:21.880 --> 1:01:23.760 being responsible, being respectful. 1:01:24.040 --> 1:01:26.800 What are you so proud of you? But Adam and 1:01:26.880 --> 1:01:29.400 I also of course. 1:01:30.560 --> 1:01:35.320 Yeah yeah, also obviously yeah to you fair. 1:01:35.720 --> 1:01:38.600 I guess I'm as is a. 1:01:38.520 --> 1:01:43.240 Little, a little dustier, a little wider, all right, So 1:01:43.320 --> 1:01:45.680 play a Blake, play us out with with our song, 1:01:46.360 --> 1:01:46.880 please pay. 1:01:47.640 --> 1:02:01.400 This was another episode of Important Came my Carl, that's hard. 1:02:01.840 --> 1:02:04.400 Tame my car, that's hard. I can give car the 1:02:04.800 --> 1:02:08.320 jack I gave my cod House.