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Speaker 2: You ready, I would just love to laugh and laugh

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Speaker 2: and laugh and laugh.

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Speaker 1: Man who invented labradoodle says it's his life's regret.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's a friendly topic to curl up against. On

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Speaker 2: this brand new episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Still World, would you believe your mindsillion pieces? Would you?

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Speaker 1: Bana guys, gowns, non binary pals, Welcome to Banana. Sitting

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Speaker 1: across from me is the number one screenwriter in the world,

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Speaker 1: voted by Screenwriter magazine. Scottie Landers.

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Speaker 2: There he is, my dude, the big Banana himself, Kurt

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Speaker 2: Brown Oler. What's up, buddy boy. How's your strike going?

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Speaker 1: Strike's going? Well, a lot of walking, getting the steps in,

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Speaker 1: getting the steps in.

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Speaker 2: So I went this morning to w B to Warner

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Speaker 2: Brothers and a lot of people probably don't think of this,

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Speaker 2: but like a lot of the places that the writers

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Speaker 2: and now actors who have joined us in full like

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Speaker 2: full mass, but also saw a couple of shirtless dudes

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Speaker 2: for the first time at the strikes.

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Speaker 1: It is it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the strike just got a lot hunkier, a lot hotter.

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Speaker 2: The babes and the hunks have showed up.

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Speaker 1: To just assist the dumpy writers. Yeah, I came back

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Speaker 1: and forth.

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Speaker 2: But so one of the hardest things to find out

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Speaker 2: a lot of these places are bathrooms and we're talking,

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Speaker 2: And so I asked my friend it was like, where

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Speaker 2: do you go to the bathroom around here? And she's like,

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Speaker 2: there's a place called Kismet and it's a hair salon.

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Speaker 2: It's like they do everything. And I went there and

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Speaker 2: it's like the women that own it could not be nicer.

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Speaker 2: But I still felt guilty because I was like, can

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Speaker 2: I use your restroom? And they're like absolutely, first door

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Speaker 2: on the right, it's the open one. Go for it.

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Speaker 2: We support the writers all that stuff. And on the

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Speaker 2: way out, I was like, Okay, do you cut men's

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Speaker 2: hair and she's like, sure, I can cut you. Come

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Speaker 2: on in, and so I picketed for another hour, went

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Speaker 2: in and then a nice woman named Roxanne cut my

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Speaker 2: So if you need a haircut, yeah, very affordable. But

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Speaker 2: shout out to Kismet for just hooking up not only

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Speaker 2: a clean bathroom, supporting the writers, but also giving me

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Speaker 1: And definitely make sure you Google which kismet it is.

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Speaker 1: Otherwise you're gonna end up with some chicken very right

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Speaker 1: down the street. For me, it's some of the best

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Speaker 1: rotiser chicken out there city. And just to remind everyone

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Speaker 1: that Banana is coming to Atlanta. Bananas is coming to Raleigh,

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Speaker 1: and that's it's gonna be fantastic. September twenty third for Raleigh,

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Speaker 1: September twenty fourth for Atlanta. And I will be doing

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Speaker 1: stand up also in Raleigh those evenings great. And then

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Speaker 1: of course Brooklyn please, Cleveland please, and Worcester, mass please

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Speaker 1: come see me do stand up August thirtieth, thirty first

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Speaker 1: and September first for all those, put.

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Speaker 2: Down your bottles of Polar Dry Orange and go see

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Speaker 2: Kurt Wooster. You can do it.

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Speaker 1: I have not had dry Orange yet.

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Speaker 2: It's very good, is it really? I love it. I

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Speaker 2: drank it all through college. It's a good mixer. If

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Speaker 2: you want to spice up your vodside, go Dry Orange.

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Speaker 2: It's excellent, all right.

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm a spin drift boy, but I'll try it.

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Speaker 1: I'll try it. People love Polar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good here it is. There's a loyalty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, man who invented labradoodle says it's his life's regret.

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Speaker 1: And this was sent in wonderfully by Vanessa Be. Thank

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Speaker 1: you Vanessa Bee on Instagram. If you have your own

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Speaker 1: banana stories, you can dm us The Bananas Podcast on

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Speaker 1: dot com.

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Speaker 2: True.

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Speaker 1: This was written by Matthew Cantor for He's the BB

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Speaker 1: The B to B be the Best in the Biz

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Speaker 1: for The Guardian. Now real, this is I'm just gonna

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Speaker 2: Is we get it sad okay.

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Speaker 1: Three three decades ago, Wally Conran bred two unlike animals

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Speaker 1: he says it's his life's regret.

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Speaker 1: I opened to Pandora's boxed and released a Frankenstein's Monster.

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Speaker 2: Sure they are cute dogs. I mean all the doodles,

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Speaker 1: for Guide Dogs Association now known as Guide Dogs Victorias

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Speaker 1: Designer dogs. He regrets like there's just people out there

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Speaker 2: birthday of Hajiko, the world's most loyal dog. Do you

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Speaker 1: Yes, and so this was sent in by Elizabeth Waanan.

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Speaker 1: She sent me the Instagram post from We Rate Dogs,

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Speaker 1: November tenth, nineteen twenty three, in Japan. He was sold

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Speaker 1: On that said day, Uono left for work and never

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Speaker 1: Hajiko was finally reunited with his beloved owner he missed

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Speaker 1: so much. For his perseverance and loyalty, we bestow upon

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Speaker 1: Hejico the extremely rare and long overdue fifteen out of

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Speaker 1: Ban Animal of the Week Hajko.

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Speaker 2: you don't see that many dogs in Japan. I didn't

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Speaker 2: Sure I had a good dog story in there too,

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Speaker 2: I'll save it for This was from Ashley Underscore Janine

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's insane, that's so. That's all right, I ken.

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Speaker 2: I got some shout outs for us. One shout out

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Speaker 2: Yeah, speedy, speedy recovery. Kat Melanick always sends us good stories.

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Speaker 2: She wants to shout out her besties. Asha has a

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Speaker 1: So this is I'll get into it. Ikia wants pregnant

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Speaker 1: That's a lot. It's unclear whether the woman has to

432
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 1: bring the peace so Taddy get to the store to

433
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Speaker 1: get the remake.

434
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Speaker 2: My first question, we prove this.

435
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 1: IKEA's email response question mark Ikea products are inspired by

436
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 1: life itself and blah blah blah blah. I don't want

437
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 1: I don't care what Ikea says, but this is I

438
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,639
Speaker 1: think this is great. I think this is That's a

439
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: that's a cool ad. Like if you're making an ad

440
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,640
Speaker 1: and you also got like you made special pregnancy ink

441
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 1: for the ad, And that's very funny that the that

442
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 1: you can only get the rebate if you pee on

443
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Speaker 1: it first.

444
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's we're talking about it. We're not

445
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 2: talking about any other furniture companies advertising, So it's definitely smart.

446
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 2: I like Ikea when they liked Ikea and Brooklyn. I

447
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 2: was still so broke. I had no money and my

448
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 2: air conditioning was terrible, and I used to ride my

449
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 2: bike to it in the summer and just walk around

450
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 2: because they had great AC and I would go in

451
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 2: the reverse which is like, hmm, the when you don't

452
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 2: have money version. You just go into the ninety nine

453
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,679
Speaker 2: cent It's like where the plants are and all the

454
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 2: little things and the hand towels, and you know, for

455
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 2: four dollars you walk out of their field like the

456
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 2: King of Monaco.

457
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: You really do, I mean? And then it slowly breaks down.

458
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 2: Then it disintegrates in your hands as you're using it.

459
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 1: As on your way home.

460
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 2: The batteries last for seconds, mere seconds, so you can watch.

461
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 2: You can hear the remote control going.

462
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 1: All right, it's got to give me another one.

463
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 2: I got one. This is a strange one. This was

464
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,199
Speaker 2: sent in by Lily Lynn, who is a friend of

465
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,360
Speaker 2: the pod. A drinking buddy in Portland had a couple

466
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 2: of beds with her. Uh. Tom Hanks's volleyball head Wilson

467
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 2: from Castaway sold for three hundred and eight thousand dollars.

468
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Speaker 1: Oh thank god, I thought you were gonna say million

469
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 1: for a second.

470
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,120
Speaker 2: I means still a lot.

471
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Speaker 1: It should all sold for three hundred and eighteen dollars.

472
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 1: But if it had been million, I really would have

473
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 1: lost lost belief in humanity. So three hundred and eighteen

474
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: thousand still too much, but still too much.

475
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 2: Good movie, but you know, still too much. This was

476
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 2: BBC good movie.

477
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Speaker 1: It's a fine movie.

478
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to get better, all of us as

479
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 2: an American society. At least, we need to just like

480
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:27,959
Speaker 2: good things again. Not everything has to be fantastic, not

481
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,160
Speaker 2: everything has to be dog shit. There's a whole bunch

482
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,360
Speaker 2: of acceptable stuff where if somebody goes, did you like it? Go, yeah,

483
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 2: it was fine, you go good. I'll probably check it out.

484
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 2: Then we live in a weird, hyperbolic world. BBC staff

485
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 2: wrote this because nobody wanted to claim it. Tom Hanks's

486
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 2: volleyball had Wilson from Castaways sold for three hundred eight

487
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Speaker 2: thousand dollars. The volleyball, used as a prop in the

488
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 2: two thousand film Castaways, sold at an auction for a

489
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,679
Speaker 2: staggering you heard me say it twice already three hundred

490
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 2: and eight thousand dollars. The film depicts Tom Hanks as

491
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 2: a lone survivor stuck on a deserted island. The Ball,

492
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 2: which his character names Wilson, is depicted as his only friend.

493
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 2: The ball was originally made to look dirty and spend

494
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 2: a lot of time in the water water during filming.

495
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 2: According to prop Store, the auction house that sold it,

496
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 2: Hanks was given I mean, this is such an odd story.

497
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 2: We're talking about the movie even again, she's giving an

498
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 2: Oscar nomination for Best Actor in the Robert Zamecas film,

499
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 2: but the movie star lost out to Russell Crowe for

500
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 2: his role in the film Gladiator. I remember that it

501
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 2: was a pretty Gladiator is pretty fun.

502
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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think I've ever seen it.

503
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 2: I think it's way better that I think that they

504
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,479
Speaker 2: keep trying to remake it. It's almost like the movie Seven,

505
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 2: where there's been so many spinoff types of it and

506
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,959
Speaker 2: none of them are as good. Like Gladiator's pretty good, Okay,

507
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 2: I mean joking. Phoenix brings it home. During the film,

508
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 2: Hanks talks to Wilson a way to keep his sanity

509
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 2: while struggling to survive. The balls, described by the auction

510
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 2: house as quote heavily distressed with paint applied to create

511
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 2: a worn dirty appearance end quote. It also bears a

512
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 2: dark brown and red face on the front. And I

513
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 2: wonder if the face, which is like, you know, a

514
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 2: bloody hand of Tom Hanks's character in the movie. I

515
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 2: wonder if that's Tom Hanks's hand, that would actually make

516
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 2: it worth slightly more money, in my opinion, may be

517
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:28,919
Speaker 2: worth four hundred dollars. The top is torn open and

518
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 2: an array of tobacco stalks are and salted to replicate

519
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 2: the appearance of air. The sale comes for a prop

520
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 2: store which sells over eleven hundred pieces of movie memorabilia,

521
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 2: including the outfit worn by Will Ferrell in the two

522
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 2: thousand and three film Elf.

523
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Speaker 1: What where do they get this shit?

524
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 2: I know? And it's the fact that it doesn't explicitly

525
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 2: say and maybe it is. I'll have to google it

526
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 2: like that this is for charity, I'm sure it isn't.

527
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 2: I think this is just for profit. Yeah, how much, Kurt,

528
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 2: would you spend on the Elf suit warned by Will

529
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 2: Ferrell himself in the two thousand and three film hit

530
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 2: movie Elf?

531
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: How much would I spend?

532
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 2: Like? Yes, if I said, Hey, it's at your kid's school,

533
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 2: we have the real thing. It's a charity auction for

534
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 2: the school. It's a charity auction for the school. How

535
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 2: much would you spend for Buddy the ELF's suit? And

536
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 2: he's about your size, You're about the same height, so

537
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 2: it would fake.

538
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: I would go if i'm if it's raising money for

539
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 1: a public school, I'm going two hundred dollars.

540
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 2: That's yeah, that is your ceiling. Where the ceiling? That's

541
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 2: I take a little bad about it.

542
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: I need a little bad about two hundred dollars. Hands down.

543
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 2: Well, somebody bought it for two hundred and thirty five

544
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 2: thousand dollars, which is almost ten times the anticipated sale price.

545
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 1: And then they brought it home, put it on once,

546
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: and cried, and then put it away.

547
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, none of their friends liked it. Nobody was that.

548
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 2: I pressed. I love that kind of stuff. When we

549
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 2: you and I were writing on an MTV show reality show.

550
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 2: In one of the creative packets where like contestants had

551
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 2: to say things I had written, walk in and say

552
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 2: to the cashier, Hey, you look like a sober Tom Hanks,

553
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 2: and that is like so benign. I can't think of

554
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 2: a more vanilla joke so funny, not even a joke,

555
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 2: just a funny thing to say to a stranger. And

556
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 2: MTV came back so hard, and their biggest note was,

557
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 2: our audience has no idea who Tom Hanks is.

558
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Speaker 1: I mean this was two thousand and ten, ten, maybe

559
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 1: maybe two thousand and nine. Our audience doesn't know who

560
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks is America's leading man.

561
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 2: Yes, they had no and they were has a movie

562
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 2: out every year for thirty years including back then. Also,

563
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 2: your audience had parents, parents that watch movies like Castaway,

564
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 2: so everybody knew everybody knows who Tom Hanks is. But

565
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 2: so we wrote back, okay, well who does your audience know?

566
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and they responded, Joseph Gordon Levitt. So

567
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 2: in every creative pack we turned in for the next

568
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 2: sixteen weeks, there were at least two references to, you know,

569
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 2: household name and face, Joseph Gordon Levitt, somebody who if

570
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 2: I passed them on the sidewalk I may not recognize

571
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: as a movie star.

572
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: That's so funny. Was inception? Did inception? Inception just come out?

573
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 2: Like why the Deception or Looper? Or I mean he's

574
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: a great actor and I love him, was like a

575
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 2: good dude, it's a nice fired on old jgl but

576
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 2: we were like, all right, watch this, so that it

577
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 2: was like, hey, you look like a sober Joseph Gordon Levitt.

578
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 2: If I haven't meet Joseph Gordon Levitt, I have to

579
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 2: say that to him.

580
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: Also, it's so the joke so doesn't work, as you

581
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: look like a sober Joseph because nobody knows if he's

582
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: a drunk or not.

583
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 2: Everybody knows at all.

584
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: Everybody knows Tom Haggs is a drug dude, know what

585
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: I mean?

586
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 2: Yes, even though and this God, I'll just google this

587
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 2: as I'm saying it. I once heard that Tom Hanks's

588
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 2: favorite cocktail. This isn't a joke. He calls the diet cocaine,

589
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 2: which is diet coke mixed with champagne. Wow, diet cocaine.

590
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: Now, I mean, look for someone who used to always

591
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: drink red wine mixed with coke. Sure, I can't criticize

592
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: the diet cocaine. However, that being said, the diet cocaine

593
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: sounds so much worse than red wine and coke. Red

594
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 1: wine and coke is actually pretty delicious.

595
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 2: I know what's it called? Something calimonio, Oh, calimoncho. Yeah,

596
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 2: it was close. But my friend had the gout. My

597
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 2: friend was like thirty six, just drank so much beer

598
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 2: and ate so much white food he got gout. And

599
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 2: so the doctor's like, no more beer, dude, He's like,

600
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 2: what should drink? The guy's like red wine. So he

601
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 2: just orders red wine diet cokes everywhere. That's his alcoholic

602
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 2: drink now, and he just drinks them everywhere, and he's like,

603
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 2: it's so good. It's so good. Oh man, you ordering

604
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 2: a diet cocaine in a bar, just and you know,

605
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 2: not took the cocaine side of it, but just being like, no,

606
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 2: can you just put some prosecco and a diet coke

607
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 2: in a flute for me? And people that they would

608
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 2: think they're on a prank show.

609
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, people be like what No, and then be like

610
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: not doing it, You're not Tom Hanks, Get the fuck

611
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: out of here. Did you hear about the diet cocaine?

612
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 2: I mean, it's one of those things that somebody says

613
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,719
Speaker 2: once and it just sticks in there because it was

614
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 2: so well. People always used to ask me like, hey,

615
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 2: what's your favorite drink? And I would say I drink

616
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 2: the whole bar because I do. I like you you

617
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 2: could convince me to drink pretty much any cocktail bar,

618
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 2: and so somebody must have said it in one of

619
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 2: those conbos where it was like, yeah, man, what about

620
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 2: a diet cocaine.

621
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Speaker 1: Oh, this is fascinating. Speaking since we're talking about this

622
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: drink in a little bar. I sent this article to

623
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: Scotti and I don't have it here, but I would

624
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 1: just mention it because I read about it on my

625
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: own malort. If you live in Chicago, you know that

626
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: malort is become the drink of the city and it's

627
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 1: a fascinating history. I always assumed, oh, this must have

628
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 1: this long history in the city because it's this disgusting

629
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: drink that everybody loves to do shots of in Chicago,

630
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: and no it's not. It's literally just it was one bartender.

631
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 2: Bartender kind of brought it back.

632
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, one bartender who was like, this is this drink

633
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,479
Speaker 1: is disgusting And so we made in like twenty ten,

634
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 1: it was only thirteen years ago, made a Twitter account

635
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: for it, made a Facebook page for it, and then

636
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: started selling t shirts of just the malort logo, and

637
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: like the Twitter account would be like tastes like the

638
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,919
Speaker 1: day Dad left, and it was just like making fun

639
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 1: of it and he was like a funny guy and

640
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: he's just and then he was bartending and at the

641
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 1: bar where he was bartending, he started selling shirts with

642
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 1: the logo on it for so long that the company

643
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,439
Speaker 1: one day showed up at his bar. Yes, and we're

644
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: going to sue him, and he was like, no, wait,

645
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 1: look and he shows them that he's sent a check

646
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: to them that got like sent back to him, and

647
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: he's like, he sent a letter being like, I'm just

648
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Speaker 1: a fan. This money is yours. And because he had

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Speaker 1: done that, they immediately hired him to run their PR

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Speaker 1: for the company. And now it's like a it's been Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a huge it's a huge deal. Now in Chicago,

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Speaker 1: it's on neck every bar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you do a shot and a beer, you

654
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Speaker 2: do a local beer shogo hay exactly. And I noticed

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Speaker 2: our friend Stephen Ray Morris, who is taking a little

656
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Speaker 2: step back from exactly right, but who we love so much.

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Speaker 2: I saw in his Instagram stories when he was in

658
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Speaker 2: Chicago drinking my lord, and I think I texted him like,

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Speaker 2: dear God, don't do this to your stuff. Because during

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Speaker 2: the Great Choar when I had the Banana Phone, one

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Speaker 2: of the funniest interactions I had was with a banana

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Speaker 2: who texted me hey, like or something like, hey, dummy,

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Speaker 2: I have all these ingredients to make a sandwich. What

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Speaker 2: kind of sandwich should I make? And they listed all

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Speaker 2: their ingredients and then slowly we walked through everything and

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Speaker 2: they made a sandwich and they were like it was delicious.

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Speaker 2: And then they mailed me a bottle of malort. Oh wow,

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Speaker 2: for that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: Were they the same people who were on the live

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Speaker 1: stream and made us do shots of malort?

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Speaker 2: No, different people, different people, but Malort came in because

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Speaker 2: for our international banannimals who have no idea what we're saying,

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Speaker 2: it is an alcohol that people shoot and it tastes

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Speaker 2: like burnt tennis balls. It tastes like sucking on shin guards.

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Speaker 2: It's really bad. It's really disgusting. So the fun of

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Speaker 2: it is shooting something that tastes so terrible that it's like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know, it's fun. It's fun to hurt yourself

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Speaker 2: just a little bit.

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Speaker 1: All right, So here I got I got another one

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Speaker 1: for you here, Scottie.

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Speaker 2: You just right, I did, I did Wilson.

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Speaker 1: Right, And yeah, we will have malort whenever.

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Speaker 2: Let's get my lord as a sponsor. I'll crank up

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Speaker 2: my loort.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it. I'm ready. This was originally sent in

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Speaker 1: by Blackmare Dame Yea is artist behind the Splitty in

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Speaker 1: the City poster from this year and from.

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Speaker 2: Last year, Nan Taylor.

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Speaker 1: She rules, we really appreciate you.

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Speaker 2: She's the best.

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Speaker 1: And this was she sent like a reel that I

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Speaker 1: watched about this topic, and then I googled it to

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Speaker 1: see if it was true.

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Speaker 2: Look at that deep dive, look at you going above

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Speaker 2: and beyond.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what. It took about seven seconds.

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Speaker 2: That's good.

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Speaker 1: This was in Today. I found out dot com, which

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Speaker 1: we're doing we're always reading. Today I found out.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, you kidding me. When I walked down into

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Speaker 2: the lobby for free Continental breakfast at any holiday in Express,

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Speaker 2: I throw aside the USA Today's I rip in half

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Speaker 2: the Washington Posts and I scream, where is my that website?

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Speaker 2: Kurt just said Today I found out Today, I found

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Speaker 2: out dot com and then I eat wet eggs.

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Speaker 1: And this is to you know. Today I found out

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Speaker 1: is real because it's written simply by a person named Melissa.

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Speaker 1: No other information about this, and so I realized I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I trust Melissa, but she is the

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Speaker 1: mess in the biss so we'll have to go with you.

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Speaker 2: Who cares?

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Speaker 1: This is called this is the curious case of mrcans

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00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:42,399
Speaker 1: aka the vagina wig, called by some a vagina wig.

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Speaker 1: So the reason I got into this was no one's

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Speaker 1: calling him a vagina wig, nobody. The reason I got

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Speaker 1: into this was because the the real black mare scent

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00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: was about. And this is something I did not know

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Speaker 1: or had not heard before. Was that a common result

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Speaker 1: of the medication that you would take for having syphilis

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Speaker 1: would make your pubic hair fall out.

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Speaker 2: And that's all the rage.

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Speaker 1: And now it's all the rage. So women would wear

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Speaker 1: a murkan to hide the fact that they were on

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Speaker 1: medication for syphilis.

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Speaker 2: Boy, how times have fricking changed? Are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: I know now everybody wants to have that medicine called

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Speaker 1: by some of vagina wig. The Oxford English Dictionary defounds

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Speaker 1: the nine now amurcan as an artificial covering of hair

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Speaker 1: for the female pubic region. And although given the recent

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Speaker 1: popularity of meticulous waxing and grooming of ones and other regions,

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Speaker 1: you may think the mercan must be a modern invention,

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Speaker 1: in fact, it has actually been around for at least

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Speaker 1: five centuries. While the Oxford English Dictionary, I think she

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Speaker 1: only looked up the Oxford English Dictionary article the best.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's an industry standard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's just like you. Want to find no doubt

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Speaker 1: about pussy wigs, you go to the Oxford English Dictionary

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Speaker 1: pal while the OED list the world's earliest appearance at

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Speaker 1: sixteen seventeen and John Taylor's three Weeks Observer. And this

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Speaker 1: is the title of this article, which I would love

741
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Speaker 1: to read, Mistress Minks recover her lost merkin. But recover

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Speaker 1: is recour because that was old English. I guess the

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Speaker 1: Oxford companion to the Body dates the actual practice of

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Speaker 1: wearing a pubic wig to the mid fifteenth century, and

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Speaker 1: it may actually go back further. It appears the Murkans'

746
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 1: original purpose was highly practical women, particularly sex workers. They

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Speaker 1: use a different word, shaved their pubic hair to combat

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Speaker 1: pubic light and maintain better hygiene, but then for cosmetic

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Speaker 1: reasons don the wig to cover up their bare bics

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Speaker 1: such a week. How the great advents of is also

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Speaker 1: being easy to remove and clean in a much harser

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Speaker 1: fashion than attached hair to ensure things stayed as hygienic

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Speaker 1: as possible. It's also often suggested the problem that sex

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Speaker 1: workers use merchants to conceal obvious signs of venereal disease.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's what I was thinking, right.

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Speaker 1: But there doesn't seem to exist much in the way

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Speaker 1: of any real evidence to support this claim. And certainly,

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Speaker 1: well obviously if you're only looking in the Oxford English Dictionary,

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Speaker 1: it's not in their and certainly the widely reported you

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Speaker 1: sadly with the wide reported rumor today that it was

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Speaker 1: commonly used to cover syphilis is highly unlikely signs of

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Speaker 1: primary syphilis. And then this is where Melissa no last

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Speaker 1: name gets it a little bit wrong. Okay, they're talking

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Speaker 1: about the symptoms of syphilis that that would in effect

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Speaker 1: losing hair, but they don't talk about the fact that

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Speaker 1: the medication made you lose your hair. But and that

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00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: is where you get the term anyway, I read the

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Speaker 1: whole thing keeps going on. But that's where the term

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Speaker 1: beaver comes from. Seriously, Yes, because they were often used,

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Speaker 1: they were made out of beaver hair often.

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Speaker 2: That sounds so good to me. It's the best joke

772
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 2: in The Naked Gun when she says Frank Dreben looks

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Speaker 2: up Priscilla Presley's skirt and says, nice beaver. And then

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Speaker 2: she has the stuff taxing a me beaver and she says, thanks,

775
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Speaker 2: I just got it stuff last week, even as like

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Speaker 2: a seven year old. I laugh, and we'll continue to

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Speaker 2: laugh until nice beaver. Well that's interesting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And then Melissa goes on to quote many dirty

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Speaker 1: limericks from like the fifteen sixteen hundreds, which is pretty great.

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Speaker 1: It's a fun read. It's too long, but never hear this.

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00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 2: A year ago, I was out with three of my

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Speaker 2: women friends and they were one of them had gotten

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Speaker 2: a new limp, lip plumping gloss or whatever, and so

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Speaker 2: the other ones were like, as it works, Oh, it works,

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Speaker 2: and it tingles and like has a little it has

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Speaker 2: a little spice to it has a little burnt. So

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Speaker 2: then there's four of us just sitting around the table,

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Speaker 2: all of us buddy, and I'm like this things women

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Speaker 2: have to go through. And I'm sitting there and it's

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00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 2: just like the weirdest sensations, just like, yeah, it makes

791
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 2: your lips swell up a little bit. I'm like, you

792
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 2: know what, I'm glad to be a part of this.

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Speaker 2: I'm buying the Tatter Tots next round. Holy cow, I

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00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 2: love the variety of this app Let's do another just

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00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 2: totally out of left field one, yes please? This was

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Speaker 2: from ful Peralta, our boy Nick who does a lot

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Speaker 2: of our art.

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Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, Nick.

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Speaker 2: Nicholas Tharp man steals back hoe for ten mile drive

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Speaker 2: to Illinois airport to catch his flight. Awesome, awesome.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he got on without a problem driving a

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Speaker 1: back hoe up to the airport.

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Speaker 2: Yep. And smart. I'll just start to finish. Great decision making.

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00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 2: But Results Bananas is results based podcast, and this man

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Speaker 2: made it to the airport. This was on Gray News.

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00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 2: It was also on k f VZ and it was

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Speaker 2: written on Gray News by Olivia Best in the business

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Speaker 2: Talk Williamson County, Illinois and Illinois man was arrested in Nevada.

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Speaker 2: Already you already know it's gonna yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I like that. Illinois was like, well, we got

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Speaker 1: to cover it because it is an Illinois man.

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00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 2: Yes, and then everybody's like, we know what's happening in

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Speaker 2: Nevada and Illino and Illinois man was arrested in Nevada

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Speaker 2: and is facing charges after a theft. Oh, excuse me

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Speaker 2: of theft, after he allegedly stole a back hoe and

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Speaker 2: drove it ten miles to the airport to catch his flight.

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Speaker 2: Timothy J. Baggott of Carbondale, Illinois, was arrested Sunday in

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Speaker 2: Elko County, Nevada for charges related to the possession of

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Speaker 2: a stolen vehicle, according to the Williamson County Sheriff's Office,

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Speaker 2: but he was later released. The Sheriff's office said Baggott

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Speaker 2: was arrested Monday in Wells, Nevada for charges related to

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Speaker 2: the possession of an additional stolen vehicle. He is currently

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Speaker 2: being held in jail for forty thousand dollars bond so

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Speaker 2: to basically it is a Class two felony because it

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Speaker 2: was over ten thousand dollars for what he stole. Deputies

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Speaker 2: were called to the Veterans Airport in southern Illinois to

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Speaker 2: look into a suspicious incident on Thursday. A back hoe

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Speaker 2: was parked in the airport parking lot.

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Speaker 1: Oh he parched it. That's so nice to him. That's nice.

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Speaker 2: He made the flight.

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Speaker 1: He made the flight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how did he get Soon after deputies arrived, the

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00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 2: owner of the back hoe arrived on the scene and

834
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Speaker 2: said that equipment belonged to his company. The baco had

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Speaker 2: been parked on a job site over ten miles away

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Speaker 2: from the airport. Deatrich says upon further investigation, it revealed

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Speaker 2: that bag It stole the backo and drove it to

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Speaker 2: the airport, where he then caught the flight to the

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Speaker 2: West Coast. So he actually did do it, he just

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Speaker 2: got arrested when he landed.

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Speaker 1: I think he got arrested in but I don't know Nevada.

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00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 1: So let's for everybody who maybe isn't intimately familiar with

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00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: what a back hoe is. Ah, so abaco is.

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Speaker 2: It's those they're kind of tall the I think a

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Speaker 2: lot of people would call them a bulldozer. But they

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00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 2: have a shovel on the front that's horizontal, and then

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00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 2: on the back it has like a little crane thing

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Speaker 2: which is like the back ho freaking excavator.

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Speaker 1: So it looks like an excavator, but it has a yeah,

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00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 1: it has like a picker upper in the front. Okay,

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00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 1: it looks like a tractor excavator.

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00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 2: We drove one on Mega Drive. And speaking of Americans,

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00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 2: where Johnny Pemberton wore a thong that was as long

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00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 2: as his zzy top beard and rode a back hoe

855
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 2: that I think could do like eighty miles an hour.

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00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 2: So there's somebody in the United States that put a

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Speaker 2: supercharged engine in a back hoe and it does like

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Speaker 2: eighty miles an hour, because that's what America does. Bag

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00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 2: arrived at the airport, parked the back ho in the

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Speaker 2: parking lot as seen on security camp footage, then walked

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Speaker 2: from the back hoe carrying a guitar case and enter

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Speaker 2: the airport lobby where he got on a flight to Portland, Oregon.

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Speaker 1: Of course he did the big reveal.

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Speaker 2: There's only two places he could go, Vegas or Oregon.

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Speaker 2: You hear about people getting rides from other people, borrowing cars,

866
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Speaker 2: stealing cars, But a baco being stolen from a job site,

867
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Speaker 2: driven ten miles to an airport for an individual to

868
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Speaker 2: catch a flight to the West Coast while carrying a

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Speaker 2: guitar that is unique. Didrich says, Anyways, this guy, old

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Speaker 2: Timothy Jbaggett, I mean he had a vision.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: One, I don't know how to start a backo or

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Speaker 2: I don't one. No.

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Speaker 1: Also, I think about how long it took to drive

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Speaker 1: it there, Like not the most efficient way to get there. Definitely,

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Speaker 1: hitch hikings probably faster. Well how fast you go on

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Speaker 1: to backo. I mean, obviously if it souped up one

878
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Speaker 1: eighty miles an hour, but I bet you can only

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Speaker 1: go like twenty five miles an hour.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure it probably took him quite a while. I

881
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 2: agree it probably wasn't. And also, you know, lift exists

882
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 2: and taxis exist super lyft ten.

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Speaker 1: Miles ten miles lift in Illinois how much eight bucks?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. They're raising the prices I ever heard

885
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 2: these days, your kid and me, they get your coming

886
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 2: and going. You'd be smart for taking the back home.

887
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Speaker 2: But also this falls under one of those crimes where

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Speaker 2: it's just like, I don't I want to see what

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Speaker 2: his actual punishment is, because if nobody got hurt, yes,

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Speaker 2: dark park in the lines.

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Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, it should just be a kind

892
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Speaker 1: of a slap on the wrist for this one here.

893
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Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, he has to work for this construction

894
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Speaker 2: company for a week for free, like make the guy

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Speaker 2: work a little bit.

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Speaker 1: But also like in the United States, like if you

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Speaker 1: have a felony convintion viction, you can't vote, you know

898
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Speaker 1: what I mean, Like for the rest of your life.

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Speaker 1: You have a felon felony conviction, and it seems like

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Speaker 1: stealing a back home driving at ten miles to catch

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00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: a flight. Shouldn't like it prevent you, like you have

902
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Speaker 1: to tell everyone when you apply for a job for

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Speaker 1: the rest of your life that you have a felony conviction.

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Speaker 2: You know, I do.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's get that off the felon any area.

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Speaker 2: I know I do. I wonder about you know, so

907
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Speaker 2: many of our friends have kids that are true like

908
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Speaker 2: gen z or Zoomers or whatever the younger generations are.

909
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Speaker 2: And I wonder if and this might be a really

910
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Speaker 2: good thing for society. If the men or the young

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00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 2: the tween agers and teenagers who used to go play

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Speaker 2: acoustic guitar out in public or at parties, I wonder

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Speaker 2: if that's now solely on their phones, so they'll play

914
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Speaker 2: for their phones, and they're sparing every park, every bench,

915
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Speaker 2: every bus stop from the embarrassment of having to stand

916
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Speaker 2: next to a young person on a guitar singing here

917
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Speaker 2: comes the Sun and just going put your shirt on, bug,

918
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 2: this is not gonna get you late. Maybe TikTok has

919
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Speaker 2: has captured them all, because none of them want their

920
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 2: driver's licenses, so maybe can't go anywhere. Yeah, maybe they're

921
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Speaker 2: just playing for their you know, their their crush over

922
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Speaker 2: the phone and sparing us all the extreme embarrassment of

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Speaker 2: guy with it acoustic guitar in the park, which is bad.

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Speaker 1: See, maybe maybe TikTok isn't so bad.

925
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Speaker 2: Guys. Maybe it's really good for you. Yeah, probably great

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Speaker 2: for you.

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Speaker 1: Even I will and I'll send us home with this.

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Speaker 1: You ready for this one?

929
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Speaker 2: Let's have some fun for one.

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Phoebe quite a while backpack

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Speaker 1: at Phoebe Sure. This is from June twenty eighth. This

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Speaker 1: is in the USA today. That's real written by nobody

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Speaker 1: by Oh no wait, written by Isabelle but Terra. Thank

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Speaker 1: you Isabelle.

935
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Speaker 2: She's so damn good at typing words.

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Speaker 1: Grandparents race for glory at Washington Horse Track. Watch speedy

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Speaker 1: seniors run a forty yard dash. Oh it's so good,

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Speaker 1: It is so funny. I will put the video on

939
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Speaker 1: our Instagram. That's all you need.

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Speaker 2: To see is the video.

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Speaker 1: It is literally grandparents in horsetall and then it like

942
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: ding ding ding ding ding, And then they run and yes,

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Speaker 1: and many of them fall, many as they do.

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Speaker 2: The enthusiasm is what makes them fall though, Like, yes,

945
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Speaker 2: they're they're outrun. Their mind is running faster than their body.

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Speaker 1: And the guy who wins, you would be surprised that

947
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Speaker 1: he's the winner. You're just like, oh, that guy's winning,

948
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Speaker 1: all right, that's amazing.

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00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 2: It is worth a watch. Google it in your cubicle

950
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,359
Speaker 2: right now, and treat yourself to a little a little

951
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 2: laughing staycation. Just enjoy some old people running and falling.

952
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 2: And I think if I was running and falling, or

953
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Speaker 2: if I was running and somebody fell, I would laugh

954
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 2: so hard that I would fall. Did I talk about

955
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 2: going to the Corgi International Race? Jeez, that's crazy. So

956
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 2: one you gotta take your kids next year. It is

957
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 2: so damn fun. At Santa Neita Racetrack, which is typically

958
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,799
Speaker 2: a horse racing track, they do this thing every year

959
00:51:55,840 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 2: that's now growing bigger than the horse racing, where they

960
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 2: have Corky's Race, a straight race. It's probably about twenty yards,

961
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Speaker 2: maybe thirty yards, and they do like seven or eight heats,

962
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 2: Like well, I should say I watched seven or eight heats.

963
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 2: They might go longer, but there comes a point where

964
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Speaker 2: you're like I just can't watch it. But I thought, like,

965
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 2: you see little dogs run, and at first it's so funny,

966
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Speaker 2: and then it gets funnier and then you're like, I

967
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 2: gotta stop. My life can't just be cheering on Corki's

968
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 2: so after two hours that two hours, oh, I was

969
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 2: it went so much longer. And then I was like,

970
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:34,319
Speaker 2: I just need a beer. And but here's the funniest part.

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Speaker 2: I had assumed incorrectly that these were from around the

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Speaker 2: country champion sprinting corkies. These are just pets.

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Speaker 1: There are just pets that do not know what to

974
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Speaker 1: do when those gates.

975
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Speaker 2: Don't know what to do, they don't know what's going on.

976
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Speaker 2: They are all highly food motivated. And so the first race,

977
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Speaker 2: everybody like claims their spot and we're lining up and

978
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 2: they open the gates. They now all the names, and

979
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 2: the names are the cutest part because they're they're just

980
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 2: the funniest things. And then they tell you a little

981
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Speaker 2: about each one. They're like, this is this is Pickles.

982
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 2: Pickles likes taking naps in the only like piece of

983
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 2: sun he can find on the carpet. He wakes up

984
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,280
Speaker 2: in the middle of the night barking to go outside

985
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,839
Speaker 2: and you're like, okay, I'm cheering for pickles. They open

986
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 2: the gates with like a starter bell, and all the

987
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 2: dogs just run behind the gates back to the owners

988
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 2: who would just put them in instead of down the thing.

989
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,399
Speaker 2: So everyone's just laughing at their clueless they have no

990
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 2: idea what's happening. The next race, they open up and

991
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 2: all the dogs just like step out and then just

992
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,280
Speaker 2: start wrestling each other and just playing like little children.

993
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 2: And then by like raise three you could start to

994
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 2: see the champs emerging. And there was one that's like

995
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 2: gate open. Big guy had a whole bag of dog food,

996
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 2: like I don't know, a forty pound bag of dog food.

997
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 2: At the end, it is.

998
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: Just shaking it.

999
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 2: This dog is just running like just eyes wide. I'm

1000
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 2: sure that one won the day. But next year been animals.

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00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:00,400
Speaker 2: If you live in the Los Angeles area, come on

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00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,800
Speaker 2: out between surfing dogs and Huntington Beach. Yeah, and the

1003
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 2: Corgi races at San Anita. We have dog sports on

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00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 2: lockdown in southern California.

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Speaker 1: I'm down. I will go next year.

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00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's so cute and like the little guys like

1007
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 2: us and Alive can stand against the fence like right

1008
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 2: up to it, so they actually will be able to

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00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 2: see the best, because you would be shocked at how

1010
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 2: many adults were like elbowing and pushing and clawing their

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00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 2: way to see where like if I was short, I

1012
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:27,840
Speaker 2: would have just left. I was like tall enough to

1013
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 2: look over them, but like you just feel an elbow

1014
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,919
Speaker 2: and then it's just like a fifty year old mother

1015
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,319
Speaker 2: just being like, excuse me, my son's dog is in

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00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 2: this one. You're like, my god, I hope it's not Pickles.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for listening, folks to the silliest little

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Speaker 1: podcast or ever was Bananas. Thank you Scottie, Thank you

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Speaker 1: Curtie b.

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Speaker 2: you have a moment you're a little bored, do the

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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