1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,760 Speaker 1: I'm abandoning my family because I do not want to 2 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:05,640 Speaker 1: meet my dad's new kid. This is okop where we 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 1: read the craziest true stories on Earth. I am John 4 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:11,480 Speaker 1: and Sam. Do we think that they are the a 5 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,080 Speaker 1: hole for abandoning the family? I mean, I think if 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 1: you abandon your family or nick, it's generally not a 7 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:19,959 Speaker 1: cool thing to do. It's not unless like you do, 8 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:26,960 Speaker 1: like one of the uh Son. With great power comes 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,479 Speaker 1: great responsibility. And then like when you leave or die, 10 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,479 Speaker 1: it just inspires them to become the best superhero that 11 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:36,879 Speaker 1: they can be. And your death and leaving is the 12 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 1: catalyst for their birth as someone that will save the world. Dude, 13 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:46,160 Speaker 1: that sounds like a terrible story that no one would 14 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 1: ever be interested in watching. 15 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:48,959 Speaker 2: The Superman dog. 16 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: Dang, guys, I know it's not Superman's sire Man, fucking 17 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 1: spider Man, Spireman, Superman, all these men. How many orphans 18 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: around this? I love a good orphan taxing you. Oh, 19 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: I'm so exhausted from building legos. Oh maybe I could 20 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,440 Speaker 1: give you a nice little massage. He didn't read a 21 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: story to you, He just hid his Another text came 22 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 1: through and he hit it so fast, so fast, it's 23 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: like he's hiding that digging the waistband. Oh goodness, gracious, 24 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 1: get up in there. But like diving into Riley's love 25 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: life and trying to figure out there's only one way 26 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:39,399 Speaker 1: to find out how this goes. Boys, spell that tea. 27 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 1: So this one comes from Aromatic Jaguar four six ninety nine, 28 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: they say on November twenty third, twenty twenty three. I 29 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,760 Speaker 1: thirty two male, grew up in challenging circumstances in a 30 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 1: poor country. My parents struggled living in rough areas, and 31 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 1: I witnessed their constant battles while they tried to raise me. 32 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: Despite my parents' efforts, I harbored resentment towards them, and 33 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: I felt they knowingly brought me into a world of 34 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: struggle and suffering by like just being born. I believe so. 35 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 1: And maybe yeah, or maybe just the environment that they 36 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 1: were in. I think that's a little I don't know 37 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: about that. You don't, I mean, like, I don't know 38 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,160 Speaker 1: if you can just say if your parents are poor, 39 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: and you're just like, how dare you bring me rich? Yeah? 40 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 1: It make some money before you shoot me out into 41 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: this world. I feel it was like a little whack, Yeah, 42 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: there are people that are like anti Birther and the 43 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,360 Speaker 1: like I wish I was never born, suing their parents. 44 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 1: The funniest thing is suing their parents for their Yeah, 45 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 1: I've seen that. Those stories. I love it. We got 46 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 1: to read one of those stories one time. So now 47 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 1: at thirty two, I'm okay. I live in a nice, 48 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,959 Speaker 1: small apartment and make a decent wage. It's not the best, 49 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,640 Speaker 1: but it's out of poverty, and that for me will 50 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,080 Speaker 1: always be better. My dad's business took off when I 51 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,120 Speaker 1: was in my twenties, and they've gotten a way better 52 00:02:57,160 --> 00:03:00,120 Speaker 1: life now than the one they gave me. Unexpectedly, my 53 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 1: mom got pregnant again. Wow, and they're excited in preparing 54 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:08,919 Speaker 1: for this new baby, giving him everything I never had. See. 55 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:13,360 Speaker 1: I feel like some jealousy right right, I'm getting some 56 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:20,400 Speaker 1: is this uh read red flag? I mean, just just 57 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,680 Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory to share again. I feel like my 58 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: conspiracy theory is that, oh, p he never got anything 59 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:32,200 Speaker 1: as a kid, and there's gonna be some like resentment 60 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: that's going to be harbored for this child that's going 61 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 1: to get everything. Yes, I feel and I feel like 62 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 1: it's gonna costan problem. Feel like that's exactly what it's 63 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 1: about to happen. See, the baby's getting everything I never 64 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: had a good home, support of family, even starting a 65 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 1: college fund for him and giving him all the opportunities 66 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 1: I never had. It stirs jealousy within me. Yep, I 67 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 1: mean it's in confirmation. When my dad called, excited about 68 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: discussing the baby's name and wanting me to be a 69 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 1: part of their lives, I declined, Bro, that's petty as fuck. 70 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 1: No thanks, that's so petty. Now. How about no, because 71 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: you weren't rich when I was growing up. Yeah, I 72 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 1: don't like it. I don't like it. You could, you know, 73 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,599 Speaker 1: maybe you should have thought about being richer. The one 74 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 1: thing that would change if there was a traditional context, 75 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: because you can be poorror parents and be the best 76 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:26,279 Speaker 1: parents on planetars. But maybe they're crappy parents and we 77 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:29,279 Speaker 1: don't have information yet, which if that's true, Opie, we 78 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:32,280 Speaker 1: need to know now. I couldn't bear witnessing this child 79 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 1: getting all that I never had. My dad got angry 80 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 1: and sad, claiming that I was bitter about things that 81 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: were beyond their control. Sounds like it sounds like it 82 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:43,919 Speaker 1: to me too. They were urging me to be the 83 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: baby's big brother he knew I could be. I refused 84 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,359 Speaker 1: and ended the call bro opie or being a little 85 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,919 Speaker 1: bit of a whanker very much so. Since then, my 86 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 1: dad bombards me with messages accusing me of breaking his 87 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 1: heart and causing stress to my mom. So reddits am 88 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,400 Speaker 1: I the a hole for refusing to engage in my 89 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 1: dad's new family and rejecting the role of being a 90 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: big brother to a child who has what I never did? 91 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 1: I mean, gentlemen, I want to know what everyone else 92 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 1: thinks in the comments. Yeah, but come on, like du 93 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:22,839 Speaker 1: like da hey, like this seems only built out of pettiness. Again, 94 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 1: unless unless the parents were actually yah bad parents or 95 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 1: intentionally withheld support from their children or their child, then yeah, 96 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,600 Speaker 1: like obviously maybe you don't want to be in their lives. 97 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 1: But it just sounds like they were poor and they 98 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,320 Speaker 1: were fucking working on it and then it worked, so 99 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 1: be happy for them. They like their business took off. 100 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: It takes so much time to like build something and 101 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 1: then that actually come to fruition. Yet it sounds like 102 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,240 Speaker 1: we don't know for a fact that the dad was 103 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 1: building his business the whole time. Sounds like he was 104 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,840 Speaker 1: probably was doing that and then finally it took off 105 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,279 Speaker 1: after years and years and years of hard work of 106 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 1: trying to build it. Yeah, and maybe if you actually 107 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: created a relationship with him, he would share in that 108 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,680 Speaker 1: well yeah, yeah, instead of just being bitter about it 109 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 1: true truly well, which you shouldn't expect, though you shouldn't 110 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 1: expect totally totally, but we actually did. This was voted 111 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:16,720 Speaker 1: on whether he was the a ho or not ahole 112 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 1: for sure? Can I get a little drum roll for 113 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:32,839 Speaker 1: the real OPI is not not the a hole? Neatives, 114 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 1: So yeah, SOPI was definitely I was voted the ahole 115 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 1: as was here on the show. But we have a 116 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 1: juicy update. I want to squirt that juice right my 117 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 1: eyes and my ears. Give me that juice, Staddy, let's 118 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:53,120 Speaker 1: get it one day later. That would actually be a 119 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,520 Speaker 1: great like producer Tag, give me that juice, Study, give 120 00:06:56,560 --> 00:07:01,040 Speaker 1: me that juice. Rab that's great. Give it that John, Oh, 121 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:05,559 Speaker 1: what is it? Stop playing with it's actually stopped playing 122 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 1: with them, Riot, But it sounds exactly like Riley, So 123 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:13,400 Speaker 1: give me that juice. Jamn, let it die. This will 124 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:16,679 Speaker 1: never die. This will never die. J Man Merch coming 125 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:20,000 Speaker 1: to if you know why John is called Jay man, 126 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:23,520 Speaker 1: but Jay's I got one drop a j and the 127 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 1: Jeff for your man, stop your boy for your boy man, 128 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 1: get salad board. Oh man, that's a deep cut. Drop 129 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:42,040 Speaker 1: a salad into the comments. Solid boy anyways, just really quick. 130 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:45,400 Speaker 1: I was called salad boy all of middle school because 131 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:49,280 Speaker 1: I ate salad, and they made a whole song about 132 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:55,440 Speaker 1: me to the tunive soldier boy crank that the kids. 133 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:59,760 Speaker 1: It's like, basically, Sam got bullied for being a good looking, 134 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:04,720 Speaker 1: highly functioning like young adults. That's basically exactly what happened. Yeah, 135 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 1: but poison, we have a death date. Let's get into 136 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,120 Speaker 1: it one day later. Thank you for the advice, perspectives 137 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,840 Speaker 1: and comments, nice and mean. I decided to call my 138 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 1: parents and talk to them. I mostly did all the 139 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,360 Speaker 1: talking inventing and just told them everything that I felt, 140 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:22,560 Speaker 1: all about me all over again, just saying I apologized 141 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 1: for hanging up rudely and said sorry to my mom 142 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,640 Speaker 1: for causing her stress. Also told them I needed some space, 143 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 1: but I would still answer their calls and messages. My 144 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:34,839 Speaker 1: mom said okay, but jokingly said that she needed both 145 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:38,000 Speaker 1: her boys as soon as possible. That is sweet. That 146 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,920 Speaker 1: is cute. The parents seem so understanding, right, and like, 147 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 1: I feel like the parents are like angels. Yeah, like, 148 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 1: and op's just bitter. They probably feel bad too, want 149 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 1: to want. They probably wish they could have given him 150 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:56,720 Speaker 1: the life that he or she wants. Totally yeah, I 151 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,560 Speaker 1: think they wish they could have given him the life 152 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:01,640 Speaker 1: that he wants. One hundred agree with that. My dad 153 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,800 Speaker 1: did show up to my place against my request. It's 154 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:08,400 Speaker 1: not a surprise. He likes taking initiative. Oh he's such 155 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,960 Speaker 1: an asshole. Come on, but I let him in and 156 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:15,079 Speaker 1: we talked about okapi show right, no, thank god? No, Yeah, now, 157 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:18,320 Speaker 1: you're definitely the I told him exactly how I fell 158 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,840 Speaker 1: and explained that I'm not mad at the baby. I 159 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,760 Speaker 1: just wished that I had what the baby had. He 160 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:27,080 Speaker 1: was understanding and hugged me and pampered my face with 161 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:30,040 Speaker 1: kisses like he used to. He said, the parents sounds 162 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:33,760 Speaker 1: so nice, right, just like angels. He said he wished 163 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:37,120 Speaker 1: he could have given me that too. Of course he did, 164 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,880 Speaker 1: of course, of course, of course, I'm glad we had 165 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 1: an honest and good conversation. A lot of you seem 166 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,880 Speaker 1: to think I hate my parents. I don't I love 167 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,440 Speaker 1: my old man and my mom to pieces. I have 168 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 1: a funny way of showing it for real, and outside 169 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,520 Speaker 1: of this problem, I talked to them nearly every day 170 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,600 Speaker 1: and we hang out a lot. I get they didn't 171 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,680 Speaker 1: choose to be poor, and I know they would have 172 00:09:57,679 --> 00:10:01,120 Speaker 1: given me more if they could have. You know that. Yeah, 173 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:04,320 Speaker 1: that's something that you know. But it seems like this 174 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:08,040 Speaker 1: whole story you don't know that. It seems like this 175 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,800 Speaker 1: could have not been a story at all, and you 176 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,160 Speaker 1: could have been like, congratulations, that the story would have 177 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:19,880 Speaker 1: been congratulations, right exactly that congratulations on your kids, Congratulations 178 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,200 Speaker 1: the end. I feel like I want to watch one 179 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:25,040 Speaker 1: Gary V video and you just choose to be poor. 180 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,720 Speaker 1: If you don't want to be poor, you'd be like 181 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 1: fuck yours go to a garage sale and just sell 182 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,000 Speaker 1: for three hundred dollars. 183 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,280 Speaker 3: My dad didn't go to every garage sale and like 184 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,760 Speaker 3: flip a thousand, like Michael Jordan, Jordan sneakers to like 185 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:42,440 Speaker 3: give me a great childhood bro fail at schools. 186 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,200 Speaker 1: That was great, Thank you. I love making my fake 187 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:48,480 Speaker 1: Gary V impression. Now A lot of you suggested therapy, 188 00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:51,200 Speaker 1: which is a good idea. Yeah, I get that. I 189 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,840 Speaker 1: need it and I'm looking into it. Hey, at least 190 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,160 Speaker 1: you know you need it, and my dad offered to 191 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,200 Speaker 1: pay for it, and I'm grateful for that. Nice already 192 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,040 Speaker 1: reaping the benefit of not being an asshole. Great parents, right. 193 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,040 Speaker 1: I want to make it clear that I don't hate 194 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,280 Speaker 1: the baby, and I know I was harsh by calling 195 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:10,080 Speaker 1: him my dad's kid. God, he is my brother, and 196 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,839 Speaker 1: I'll work on my issues for him and myself, and 197 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:16,360 Speaker 1: I will love him unconditionally. I owe him that much. 198 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,320 Speaker 1: I'm not an narcissist since some of you are suddenly 199 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,440 Speaker 1: a self proclaimed therapist and or a psychologist. Nor do 200 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,640 Speaker 1: I want him to suffer the same meat and my 201 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,400 Speaker 1: parents did back then. It was just jealousy and again 202 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:29,680 Speaker 1: I'll work on that end to see the good side 203 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,840 Speaker 1: where he gets the life that he deserves. Awesome, That 204 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,680 Speaker 1: is the way you should look at it. Thanks for 205 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:38,520 Speaker 1: read Thanks for reading me to filth and getting me 206 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,520 Speaker 1: to understand that my attitude isn't healthy and it's causing 207 00:11:41,559 --> 00:11:44,120 Speaker 1: me to lose the two plus one in the making 208 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 1: most beloved people in my life. Thanks, and have a 209 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:52,280 Speaker 1: good day. We now have to revisit the original question 210 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:56,360 Speaker 1: first and foremost is Opie now the ahole with the apology. Ope, 211 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,000 Speaker 1: he still the A whole. OPI is one hundred percent 212 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,120 Speaker 1: less the aisle, the A hole on the road to 213 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:06,000 Speaker 1: being not the A hole. Yes, on the path, on 214 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:10,079 Speaker 1: the path, I still see a hole ish miss in 215 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:14,559 Speaker 1: this update. Although OPI is trying to clear the tracks 216 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:20,360 Speaker 1: and leave no trace of their stinking, smelly booty dragon 217 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:24,520 Speaker 1: diarrhea stains like a dog with a marker attached to 218 00:12:24,559 --> 00:12:27,319 Speaker 1: its butt all through the house. I can see the 219 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,319 Speaker 1: the change that OPI wants to happen. He still has 220 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:33,560 Speaker 1: some ties to the dock side to the side. Is 221 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,920 Speaker 1: He's going to see the light very soon? Hopefully? God, 222 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,600 Speaker 1: I'll just do some toilet paper because plans I don't 223 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,240 Speaker 1: want it to clean this mess up. Yeah, we'll get 224 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:44,160 Speaker 1: a touschy get blast that ship. But would only have 225 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,760 Speaker 1: another okay story time? Yep? Oh actually, but before that, 226 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,840 Speaker 1: I do I do want to know what you guys think? 227 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:50,400 Speaker 4: Was O P? 228 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,440 Speaker 1: The A hole is O P? Still the A hole 229 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:56,640 Speaker 1: is op completely absolved of their a holishness. Put your 230 00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:59,640 Speaker 1: answers below. But I think we have another okay story time? 231 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,440 Speaker 1: I think we do. What was it? Oh? I got it. 232 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,600 Speaker 2: Remember the one time you try to kill me. 233 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:11,600 Speaker 1: Oh this is a really we need the full set 234 00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:14,400 Speaker 1: up like this is give us, give us the whole thing. Okay, 235 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:18,480 Speaker 1: So all the reason that Riley was afraid to walk 236 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:23,720 Speaker 1: his date to the car because I traumatized him. Yea, 237 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,360 Speaker 1: we were doing a collab that may have already come 238 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,880 Speaker 1: out by this time. Maybe you are listening with this 239 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:34,240 Speaker 1: podcast Unsolicited Advice, and their freaking studio is all the 240 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:38,240 Speaker 1: way in Burbank, which is like an hour away. All right, 241 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:41,560 Speaker 1: fuck Burbank. I hey, I defend Burbank in the valley. 242 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:42,439 Speaker 1: I hate it. 243 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:43,360 Speaker 2: I know. 244 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,719 Speaker 1: I will I defend her. I will refuse to drive 245 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,880 Speaker 1: to Burbank. You may have remembered there was another story. Well, 246 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:51,680 Speaker 1: I wouldn't drive twenty four minutes to go to Burbank. 247 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:56,960 Speaker 1: That's all right. I hate Bank place was in Burbank. 248 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:01,480 Speaker 1: I don't want to go to Burbank anyway. Anyway, on 249 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:05,640 Speaker 1: the way to go to this interview. Yes, I'm driving 250 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,120 Speaker 1: driving d this is his first time driving me with 251 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,439 Speaker 1: me and John. Yeah, it's true, both of them and 252 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,719 Speaker 1: driving driving doing great by the way, excellent driver, an 253 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:26,200 Speaker 1: excellent driver. And I'm driving and this tesla nowhere nowhere, 254 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,920 Speaker 1: and I slam on the brakes right and I thought 255 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,760 Speaker 1: I was about to hit it. Luckily we're like a 256 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:34,040 Speaker 1: couple of feet from it, and all right, we're fine. 257 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:38,360 Speaker 1: It's chilling. And then a second later, boom, we're hit 258 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,320 Speaker 1: right from the back. And I will say Sam definitely did. 259 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,920 Speaker 1: The tesla did appear out of nowhere, and Sam did 260 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:53,120 Speaker 1: masterfully slam on the brakes like I feel thee skid, 261 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:58,000 Speaker 1: We skid skid, and the we got hit from behind. 262 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,760 Speaker 1: And I have never got hit before in my car ever, 263 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,920 Speaker 1: I've never been in a car accident. I didn't even 264 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,480 Speaker 1: know how to get my insurance information. So I pulled 265 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,760 Speaker 1: over to the side and this girl comes out and 266 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,360 Speaker 1: guess what her name was? But Sam not saying little 267 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:18,120 Speaker 1: Sam's were bad out of too, Sam's gotten an accident, 268 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:22,600 Speaker 1: that that's one of Sam. He grab her insurance information. 269 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,960 Speaker 1: There's like a little scratch of my bumper. I'm like, 270 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:29,320 Speaker 1: probably not going to do anything, but but I get 271 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:33,040 Speaker 1: her insurance information and we drive there and Riley is rattled. 272 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,120 Speaker 1: Riley is a rattle. It looks like he just got 273 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:40,600 Speaker 1: shelled in Afghanistan. Man is having fucking chopper flashbags. It 274 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,120 Speaker 1: wasn't even that bad, sad it was it was not 275 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 1: bad at all. But Rightley, how are you feeling? Riley? Yeah? 276 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,920 Speaker 2: I was just like because I got in a really 277 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,560 Speaker 2: bad like rear in one time and I don't know why, 278 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,040 Speaker 2: but like my body was like reacting as if it 279 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,960 Speaker 2: was that scenario. So I was like, it's not that bad, Like, 280 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,240 Speaker 2: why am I feeling this way? 281 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:01,480 Speaker 1: So I was you're probably remembering that that that is 282 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,440 Speaker 1: like you can probably have a little PTSD from it. Then, Yeah, 283 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:09,520 Speaker 1: not the armchair psycho analyze you as we do anyway, 284 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:13,120 Speaker 1: le Riley is Riley is a little little rattled, but 285 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,120 Speaker 1: he puts on a brave face. We go back, We 286 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,920 Speaker 1: go to the studio, We get there, we're in fucking Burbank. 287 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,080 Speaker 1: We do the episode. It's great, We have a great time. 288 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,960 Speaker 1: It was so good on the way there. On the 289 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,600 Speaker 1: way there, we're like, hey, we're gonna be one minute late. 290 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,480 Speaker 1: We got into cars, which I also love. How that 291 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,080 Speaker 1: literally made us only one minute late by LA standards 292 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,160 Speaker 1: is beyond incredible. We again again, we had to go 293 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,920 Speaker 1: to fucking Burbank, which is age and so we finished 294 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,760 Speaker 1: up great episode, and then we head back. We're going back. 295 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:48,520 Speaker 1: We're still in Burbank, Fuck Burbank, and we're staying at 296 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:52,440 Speaker 1: a stoplight binding our own business's looking both ways and 297 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:53,320 Speaker 1: they're bawn. 298 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:57,560 Speaker 4: We hit again from the side. Riley is at the 299 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 4: Birds of Tears at this point deal and he's like, 300 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,720 Speaker 4: this is a sign from the Lord trying to smite 301 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:14,239 Speaker 4: me down this god forsaken land of Los Angeles. He's like, 302 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,760 Speaker 4: He's like, it's an old We pull over. 303 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:21,960 Speaker 1: Another lady has freaking pumped, like punched me in the behind. 304 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:26,119 Speaker 1: I get her insurance. Her name is not Sam. She's like, 305 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,080 Speaker 1: let me just wait go. Can we just you know, 306 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,920 Speaker 1: maybe not do this in the church? Is there any 307 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,439 Speaker 1: other way that I can pay you? And I say, uh, 308 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,600 Speaker 1: let's figure it out later and get her number again. 309 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,880 Speaker 1: A love tap, but I feel like I probably won't 310 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,960 Speaker 1: do anything. It was just like tiny little scratch. But 311 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:47,199 Speaker 1: we got freaking rear ended twice in one day, and 312 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:51,600 Speaker 1: then John to yesterday. I sent the follow up email 313 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,560 Speaker 1: to the people that we did the podcast with and 314 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,879 Speaker 1: let me fucking throws me under the I got I 315 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,199 Speaker 1: got rear and did it was my fault. It was 316 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,720 Speaker 1: such a good email banter. I was like so happy 317 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,520 Speaker 1: when I thought of this. I'm like, oh, this is 318 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,560 Speaker 1: a great little quip. John says, had so much fun 319 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,800 Speaker 1: doing y'all show. Totally made it worth. Sam almost killing 320 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:17,840 Speaker 1: us twice on the drive there, Yeah, dude, Yeah, it's 321 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:22,840 Speaker 1: gonna want to drive with me. We almost died and 322 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:27,879 Speaker 1: a survivors. We were survivors. We were fine. Anyway. The 323 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,440 Speaker 1: point is I'm a great driver and y'all need a 324 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,960 Speaker 1: nut up and fine. We barely survived our trauma. Me 325 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:38,200 Speaker 1: and me and Riley are just consoling each other. Anyway. 326 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:43,600 Speaker 1: Put f's in the chat for Burbank there. 327 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:47,640 Speaker 2: Chet for Sam's driving skills. 328 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:53,000 Speaker 1: I'm going to explode. She did keep us safe, so 329 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,280 Speaker 1: we didn't die. You, we did not die, but we'd 330 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:04,600 Speaker 1: been to the car with him since too. I totally 331 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,720 Speaker 1: feel the love right now. Yes, and if you love us, 332 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:12,000 Speaker 1: make sure to subscribe We love you and see you tomorrow. 333 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,880 Speaker 1: This is an episode from Deep within the Archives, time 334 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:21,760 Speaker 1: for okop Rewam. My best friend blackmailed my parents and 335 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:25,160 Speaker 1: this is why I'm happy about it. Hey, I think, honestly, 336 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:30,120 Speaker 1: if your friends aren't willing to blackmail your family members 337 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:34,919 Speaker 1: and destroy their reputation for your boys. You don't got boys. 338 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:37,240 Speaker 1: I say, what if, what if we just start a 339 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:42,160 Speaker 1: trend blackmailing parents for no reason? Ye light up their spots. Yeah, 340 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,040 Speaker 1: for no reason whatsoever? I say, to film a sex 341 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:49,360 Speaker 1: tape with your friend's mom, just so you always at dart? Yeah, 342 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:53,000 Speaker 1: young gravy style, young gravy. Where are you at? Just kidding? No, 343 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,760 Speaker 1: stay away from my mom. Yeah, don't don't tempt him. 344 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,600 Speaker 1: Don't tempt him, don't get him mad. So I have 345 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,639 Speaker 1: a sister that's six years older than me. My parents 346 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:08,200 Speaker 1: for years cancel on me last minute because of my sister. 347 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:12,200 Speaker 1: I have a basket, I have a basketball game. Oops. Sorry, 348 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:17,720 Speaker 1: sister doesn't feel like going out. I'm graduating from college. 349 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:23,440 Speaker 1: From college. No, oops, sister has a bad day of work. Dude, 350 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,960 Speaker 1: these parents literally feel It's like it's like, you know, 351 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,600 Speaker 1: like how you you might think, oh, like who's the 352 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:33,720 Speaker 1: favorite daughter, who's the favorite son? Like, don't make it obvious? Yeah, 353 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,359 Speaker 1: like at least some have some secrecy about it. This 354 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,639 Speaker 1: is probably the most extreme example of like favorite Like 355 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,520 Speaker 1: It's just they're not even trying like to hide it. 356 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:46,120 Speaker 1: It's what has OP done insane that's the ope. Yeah. 357 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,760 Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Op is like secretly in fault but won't share. 358 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,199 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. Maybe it's like Op is just like 359 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:55,280 Speaker 1: always like like taking shits on his parents' laptops. It's like, 360 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:58,240 Speaker 1: why don't they like me? It's like, ope, my keyboard 361 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:04,000 Speaker 1: is covered in faces. They have missed both major and 362 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:08,359 Speaker 1: smaller events in my life because of her meltdowns. Now 363 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,720 Speaker 1: I met the love of my life and we decided 364 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:15,760 Speaker 1: to tie the knot. Let's go congrats there we go. 365 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:20,840 Speaker 1: Ope not see, not all redditors are virgins, just most 366 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,760 Speaker 1: of them. Go ahead, cook coming at me, guys, yeah 367 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:34,080 Speaker 1: at me. From the beginning, I told my parents how 368 00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:38,080 Speaker 1: worried I am that my sister will ruin yet another 369 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,160 Speaker 1: special moment in my life. I mean, if you miss 370 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,520 Speaker 1: the graduation, I would be I would be terrified. Yeah, 371 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,560 Speaker 1: I mean graduation is one of like the top tier 372 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:51,040 Speaker 1: events of someone's life. I think, like wedding is definitely 373 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,560 Speaker 1: more important. It's the number one. But still like that, 374 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,480 Speaker 1: that's like the that's the warm up. Missing the graduation 375 00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:00,400 Speaker 1: is the warm up missing the wedding. Yeah yeah, yeah, 376 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,320 Speaker 1: it's just like and then if they miss the wedding, 377 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,040 Speaker 1: that's a warm up to missing the funeral. It's like 378 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,840 Speaker 1: parents ain't shown up for your ship. If they're not 379 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,359 Speaker 1: showed up for your wedding, watch them, watch them murder 380 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,320 Speaker 1: their own sons, just so they don't have to attend 381 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:17,080 Speaker 1: to the futual like they go on the land. I'm 382 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:21,240 Speaker 1: a guarantee you now before me shinning. We want to 383 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:26,080 Speaker 1: miss every important day of your life and your dash. 384 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:30,560 Speaker 1: We give them Southern accents just right, Yeah, I just 385 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:34,600 Speaker 1: felt right now. My mom told me over and over 386 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,959 Speaker 1: and over again that this would not happen. They wouldn't 387 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:46,359 Speaker 1: mess my wedding. Now, the day of the wedding, the 388 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:52,480 Speaker 1: betrothed approach, I receive a voicemail from my mother now 389 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:57,040 Speaker 1: saying no, that they could not come. Guess guess why 390 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,920 Speaker 1: I say say it? So what? Because my sister's dog 391 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:07,760 Speaker 1: was sick and my sister was upset, Like how sick 392 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:12,359 Speaker 1: Rufus has diarrhea. He's sitting all over the floor. We 393 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,439 Speaker 1: gotta help a clean up the boot scoot where he's 394 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:20,200 Speaker 1: scratching his butthole on the carpet. It's tragic. How could 395 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:24,120 Speaker 1: any with his butthole? It's more bro more important than 396 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,159 Speaker 1: your wedding. How dare you think that Rufus anything is 397 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,760 Speaker 1: more important than Rufus? But but hoole, Like, dude, that 398 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,480 Speaker 1: is that's offensive, top tier. Buttole, I am, I am 399 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:38,359 Speaker 1: personally offended that Op did not respect Rufus's butthole. Like also, 400 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,520 Speaker 1: if you think about it, Rufus's butthole is always on 401 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,439 Speaker 1: display and so it needs to be maintained in the 402 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:49,080 Speaker 1: techtik shape. What a wedding? Maybe a couple hours, I'll 403 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:54,680 Speaker 1: watch the video, I'll watch the live stream to Netflix. Exactly. 404 00:23:55,840 --> 00:24:05,000 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, now I was hurt. Really the understatement 405 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:09,119 Speaker 1: of the century, understatement of your wedding because of a 406 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,479 Speaker 1: sick dog, Like thank god, It's like worse than like 407 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,680 Speaker 1: your dog ate your homework. It's like, oh, my dog's 408 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:19,960 Speaker 1: butthole is inflamed. Couldn't do the dog ate my wedding invitiation? 409 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:26,639 Speaker 1: Sorry no, no, no no, here's the full circle story. 410 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,000 Speaker 1: The dog ate the save the day and that was 411 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,359 Speaker 1: the diarrhea coming out. 412 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:31,919 Speaker 4: Is that. 413 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:39,160 Speaker 1: Really the high quality in exactly? Now, even though Op 414 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:44,400 Speaker 1: was hurt, my best man is a jokester. My man 415 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:48,080 Speaker 1: likes to make practical jokes, so he took my phone 416 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:53,320 Speaker 1: and then went to my fiance and he asked if 417 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,119 Speaker 1: he could post a video of our wedding as a 418 00:24:56,200 --> 00:25:00,919 Speaker 1: gift on social media. Okay, and she said yes, she 419 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,800 Speaker 1: loved the idea. Where are we going with this? Wait, 420 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,960 Speaker 1: I'm so this sounds good. This sounds like the friend 421 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,960 Speaker 1: is posting the video and social media for the parents 422 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:15,240 Speaker 1: to see because they're missing posting a video. But I'm 423 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,639 Speaker 1: a little confused by the way actually were back up 424 00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:23,359 Speaker 1: or it's intentionally not giving away what's happened yet I 425 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:29,480 Speaker 1: believe now. I had no idea what it was about 426 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,399 Speaker 1: until I got home home. Our honeymoon was at a 427 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,760 Speaker 1: lake cabin. There was no cell service. So here's what 428 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,480 Speaker 1: it was. The post caption was my best friend. He 429 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,960 Speaker 1: is an amazing person, even if his parents never showed 430 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,440 Speaker 1: up for him. The video was still pictures of us 431 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,280 Speaker 1: next to our parents, me on the dance floor cutting 432 00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:54,040 Speaker 1: the cake, where you would normally see both parents in 433 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:58,119 Speaker 1: the wedding. But here's the thing. The sound behind the 434 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:02,600 Speaker 1: video was his mom's voicemail explaining that they would not 435 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:06,320 Speaker 1: be attending the wedding because their sister's dog was sick. 436 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:13,119 Speaker 1: That is some brilliant like editing right there right the juxtaposition, 437 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,560 Speaker 1: like give an academy a warrant to that editor. Man, wow, 438 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,920 Speaker 1: And who would think of that vote? Who would think 439 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,840 Speaker 1: of like, oh, let me like to make this like 440 00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,359 Speaker 1: this like mock. So it's always like it's kind of 441 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,639 Speaker 1: like those rappers that put like the voicemail at the 442 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:30,240 Speaker 1: beginning of their their songs. Hey baby, I'm so sorry. 443 00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:34,240 Speaker 1: Little Rufs's butthole just exploded. We just can't make it. 444 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:45,600 Speaker 1: Sally so upset. Fuck you duck Rufs's butthole. I said 445 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:52,439 Speaker 1: what I said, fire but yeah, the title is rufs 446 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:58,320 Speaker 1: butthole on this track, Yeah on fire Now. I come 447 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:03,560 Speaker 1: home a week later to hundreds of messages in my inbox, 448 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Speaker 1: family members from both sides insisting that I take it down. 449 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,919 Speaker 1: I was told my sister hasn't stopped crying since the 450 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,480 Speaker 1: video went up. My mom is literally refusing to leave 451 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:20,000 Speaker 1: her house. Geez, well, maybe you should have gotten maybe 452 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Speaker 1: you should have gone to the weddings. You're right now, 453 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,800 Speaker 1: here's where I might be the A hole. I didn't 454 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,119 Speaker 1: take it down when I got the messages. I didn't 455 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,040 Speaker 1: call my family back. I didn't call my family back 456 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:36,440 Speaker 1: right away. I waited until my vacation time was over 457 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,520 Speaker 1: at work, and I enjoyed my time with my wife 458 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:47,560 Speaker 1: in our new home. Freaking scam calls do not disturb. 459 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,640 Speaker 1: I think the key to get hurt of the key 460 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,120 Speaker 1: to get rid of scam calls is actually to answer them. 461 00:27:55,119 --> 00:28:00,359 Speaker 1: But put your your phone on mute because and it 462 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,440 Speaker 1: like wastes their like call time and actually waste their money. 463 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:09,440 Speaker 1: That's genius. Okay, good to know. Share about that. I'll 464 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,480 Speaker 1: back it up a little bit. I didn't call my 465 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,760 Speaker 1: family back right away. I waited until my vacation was 466 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,400 Speaker 1: over at work and I had enjoyed some time with 467 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,720 Speaker 1: my wife in our new home before I contacted anybody. 468 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,080 Speaker 1: God forbid that he enjoyed the rest of his honeymoon. Yeah, literally, 469 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,240 Speaker 1: after his own parents decided not to attend his own wedding. 470 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:33,840 Speaker 1: Like good God, my dad told me to take down 471 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:38,520 Speaker 1: the video. Son, you will be for I have it 472 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:42,160 Speaker 1: dis owned if you keep that video up. But like literally, 473 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,680 Speaker 1: it's not a lie, that's the thing. It's literally just 474 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:50,200 Speaker 1: videos and the voicemail like they're not there's not like 475 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,440 Speaker 1: no text, there's it's just it's just that it's just 476 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,800 Speaker 1: it's the truth. I would be like, oh, well, there's 477 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,600 Speaker 1: nothing wrong with it, obviously, you just you just missed 478 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,640 Speaker 1: my wedding because sister's dog was such as there's nothing wrong. 479 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,520 Speaker 1: I just I just it's a completely valid excuse to 480 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,400 Speaker 1: not come to my wedding. It's like a grocery list, 481 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,280 Speaker 1: you know, no harm, enough of what is it? There's 482 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,040 Speaker 1: no harm. You didn't do anything wrong, right, you don't 483 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,600 Speaker 1: admit to doing anything wrong, So there's there's nothing wrong 484 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:16,520 Speaker 1: with sing it for everybody to listen to. I want 485 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,680 Speaker 1: to find that. I wonder if, oh, that would be amazing, 486 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,200 Speaker 1: that would amazing to find that. Now he said it 487 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:30,040 Speaker 1: was just a bad night for them, a bad night 488 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,480 Speaker 1: for to not for the wedding, the bad night your son. 489 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:39,960 Speaker 1: You didn't choke to his wedding. Literally, like the audacity, 490 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,440 Speaker 1: the audacity. What would you guys do if your own 491 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,200 Speaker 1: parents didn't go to the wedding and then said it 492 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,560 Speaker 1: was just a bad They just couldn't They just couldn't 493 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:52,800 Speaker 1: make it. That's like all right, Like let's say you're 494 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,720 Speaker 1: you're watching The Bachelorette with your parents. Parents call up, Hey, 495 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,640 Speaker 1: it's a bad night, the dog sick. That's a valid 496 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,680 Speaker 1: extre whattte right, Yeah, but not for your wedding, not 497 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,960 Speaker 1: your actual wedding, A movie wedding, a TV wedding, maybe 498 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,920 Speaker 1: not your actual wedding. I don't know what you guys think. 499 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:15,200 Speaker 1: My opinion is the only the only reasonable excuse. It's like, hey, fun, 500 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,760 Speaker 1: I was I was in a car crash and both 501 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,360 Speaker 1: my legs are broken. But I so I tried to 502 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,000 Speaker 1: crawl there. Yeah, but then the paramedics. But then the 503 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,480 Speaker 1: paramedics stopped me and forced me to go to the hospital. 504 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:29,840 Speaker 1: And even then you got a blast get the r 505 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,960 Speaker 1: in the wheelchair and then try to roll there. But 506 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,479 Speaker 1: then the police, they called the police and they they 507 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,680 Speaker 1: arrested him. That's that's the only excuse in jail with 508 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:44,600 Speaker 1: two broken legs, that's the only reasonable excuse me can 509 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,520 Speaker 1: except not my dog's butthole is on fire. I don't 510 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,440 Speaker 1: know about you. I don't know you guys. That's just me, yes, 511 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:54,840 Speaker 1: but maybe you feel maybe we're weird. What excuse? Yes, 512 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,959 Speaker 1: you would allow your parents to give for missing your 513 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,560 Speaker 1: wedding the best excuse. I promise you we will read 514 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,560 Speaker 1: on the show. I promise you beat my broken leg 515 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:11,680 Speaker 1: thing yeah, please his broken legs, break them twice the story? Right? Yeah? 516 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:19,040 Speaker 1: More sorry? Okay, So so here's here's what the dad said. 517 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,440 Speaker 1: He said that they will make it up to me 518 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,000 Speaker 1: and my wife for not coming to the wedding. How 519 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,640 Speaker 1: you get divorced and you get remarried again, then we'll 520 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,640 Speaker 1: come to that wedding. We'll go to your second wedding. 521 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:37,040 Speaker 1: My reply was, exactly, how do you plan to make 522 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:42,080 Speaker 1: up my wedding? The most reasonable question ever asked on 523 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:48,080 Speaker 1: planet Earth. It's a once in a lifetime thing, and 524 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,880 Speaker 1: you've chosen to ignore my feelings on the whole matter. Correct. 525 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,880 Speaker 1: That is very curious what these parents pull out of 526 00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,240 Speaker 1: their hat. Well, here's here's what the dad. Here's the 527 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:05,960 Speaker 1: dad's response. Huh, he just repeated, he will make it 528 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:11,160 Speaker 1: up to me. That feels like my boss. It's like, 529 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,920 Speaker 1: don't worry, I'll make it up to you to make 530 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,840 Speaker 1: it up to me. Don't worry, don't worry, make it 531 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:23,400 Speaker 1: up to you. Don't worry about it. It also, do 532 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,760 Speaker 1: all mobsters have like laryngitis? Yea? Why do they always? 533 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:33,040 Speaker 1: I think it's all the cigars, true, true, lots of cigars. Now, 534 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,800 Speaker 1: I told my dad I would take the video down 535 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:42,320 Speaker 1: when he made up for missing my wedding, kind that 536 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:49,520 Speaker 1: great genius right, like brilliant Flustered, we both hung up 537 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,960 Speaker 1: the phone before we said things we should not have 538 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,840 Speaker 1: to each other. Fair, Am I the a hole here? 539 00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:08,600 Speaker 1: I could have just taken down the video? Okay? So 540 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:13,840 Speaker 1: I think no Opie is not the a hole at all, 541 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:18,040 Speaker 1: And I like, like maybe the parents just didn't realize 542 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,840 Speaker 1: how terrible they were being. Maybe this is like the 543 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,160 Speaker 1: wake up call that they needed where it's like, oh shit, 544 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:28,360 Speaker 1: we have been absolute dick bags to our son and completely. 545 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,680 Speaker 1: The problem is I don't think they did. I don't 546 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,880 Speaker 1: think they realize it. If their answer, if their answers 547 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,680 Speaker 1: will make it up to you, it's like, bro, they 548 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:39,760 Speaker 1: literally that's it's literally impossible. Like I wonder it's like 549 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:44,000 Speaker 1: making someone I don't know what the disorder. Maybe someone 550 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,200 Speaker 1: can share in the comments, but like there's got to 551 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,880 Speaker 1: be some sort of like like like reality disorder where 552 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:54,240 Speaker 1: you literally cannot like understand the severity of like because 553 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,320 Speaker 1: this is it's so weird, because they like if they 554 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,840 Speaker 1: seem to empathize with every situation the sister goes through 555 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:04,120 Speaker 1: exactly like none of what the sun goes through. Like 556 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:07,680 Speaker 1: even even to like stop what you're doing and comfort 557 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,520 Speaker 1: your daughter whose dog is sick. Like even that, like 558 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,960 Speaker 1: on just any random day is like Okay, that's nice, 559 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,839 Speaker 1: but you don't have to do that. But missing there's 560 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:21,560 Speaker 1: son's whole wedding for that, it's just unaccept They hate then, 561 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,280 Speaker 1: they just hate him for some reason. Wait what Maybe 562 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:29,279 Speaker 1: maybe maybe they're like it was because it was it 563 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:35,479 Speaker 1: was it a gay wedding. Maybe they're like prejudiced. Maybe 564 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:41,319 Speaker 1: they're like homophobic, that's a possible. I think fiance I 565 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:48,719 Speaker 1: forget the E structure, but also I feel like, oh 566 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:52,240 Speaker 1: P would have mentioned that, what oh piece of dude. 567 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:56,960 Speaker 1: Probably he's definitely a guy. But didn't he say his husband? Uh? All, 568 00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:01,040 Speaker 1: I believe he only said fiance would with one E, 569 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:10,400 Speaker 1: which is a woman. That's okay, fiance refers to a 570 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:17,600 Speaker 1: man and fiance Okay, I mean he uses one E 571 00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:19,680 Speaker 1: in fiance. But I don't know if that was like 572 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,680 Speaker 1: him just being like I never what if you did? 573 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:30,560 Speaker 1: Did did you look up husband? Nothing? No? Interesting? Yeah? 574 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,680 Speaker 1: I don't know. Like I just like, I like, I 575 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,680 Speaker 1: have to imagine they're like prejudiced against him, for some 576 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:40,360 Speaker 1: reason or like something I don't know, something in the 577 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:44,239 Speaker 1: past happened. It's just like literally like you are no 578 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:49,560 Speaker 1: longer our son. Yeah, basically terrible parents. Terrible parents, that 579 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,279 Speaker 1: is for sure. That's for sure.