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Speaker 2: communism is a religion? And courtesy of RFK Junior, CNN
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Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show. So I wanted to start out done
Speaker 2: this a few times before. Every now and then, there's
Speaker 2: one That really gets to me that this is an email.
Speaker 2: The subject of it is it's a religion to the left.
Speaker 2: Please explain, Jesse, Imo that means, in my opinion, I
Speaker 2: know what Imo means. The best thing you do is
Speaker 2: explain the leftist mindset, because it's so hard for me
Speaker 2: to understand how otherwise normal, successful people connect so crazy.
Speaker 2: But you lose me at quote it's a religion to
Speaker 2: the left. I literally, I know you said that to
Speaker 2: make me mad. Can't wrap my mind around it. I
Speaker 2: didn't grow up religious. I can understand the crazy sports
Speaker 2: fan or I hate my ex wife explanation for crazy behavior,
Speaker 2: but the religious explanation is.
Speaker 1: Hard to follow. Can you.
Speaker 2: Elucidate, elluciate, elciate whatever he wants me to explain it? Chris,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't understand. I went to community college. His name
Speaker 2: is Patrick. Okay, it's a religion. I've said that a
Speaker 2: million times before. It's a religion. Your liberal and Peggy
Speaker 2: I'm an atheist.
Speaker 1: No she's not. She is religious.
Speaker 2: The most hardcore Democrats you know are religious, deeply, deeply religious.
Speaker 2: First of all, let's understand this, and you need to
Speaker 2: understand this, not just for politics or culture or yourself.
Speaker 2: You need to understand it, period, because it'll help you
Speaker 2: understand how the world works.
Speaker 1: Everyone is religious.
Speaker 2: Every single human being who walks the planet practices a religion. Ah,
Speaker 2: but he's an atheist. Nope, Nope, no, he's not.
Speaker 1: Not really.
Speaker 2: Now, he may not believe in what you believe in,
Speaker 2: but I promise you cross my heart and hope to die.
Speaker 1: No matter who we're talking about, some Aboriginal tribesmen in
Speaker 1: the outback of Australia, your liberal and pagy how everyone
Speaker 1: in between.
Speaker 2: They have a set of beliefs, a core set of beliefs,
Speaker 2: and they believe this, if they operate within this particular
Speaker 2: moral framework, it will either improve their life here on
Speaker 2: Earth or it will guarantee them a better spot in
Speaker 2: the life that comes afterward. Basically, and I hate to
Speaker 2: describe it like this, but for the sake of simplicity,
Speaker 2: A set of rules, A set of rules.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Here in the studio, I have rules two. I have
Speaker 2: two rules, show up on time, do a great job.
Speaker 2: Beyond that, they're not They're not like this. If Chris
Speaker 2: and Cory were sitting over there doing shots of vodka
Speaker 2: the whole time, don't care. I'm not your dad, I'm
Speaker 2: not your priest. Don't be late and do a good job.
Speaker 2: And they understand if you abide by those two rules,
Speaker 2: you'll be here forever, not going anywhere. Those are the
Speaker 2: two rules, your work, your whatever. Here, Just tell me
Speaker 2: the rules.
Speaker 1: What do I have to do? Here's ten of them,
Speaker 1: here's one hundred of them, here's two of them. What
Speaker 1: are the rules?
Speaker 2: And if I do beep beep, beep beep, then good
Speaker 2: things will come from that. That is, That's not how
Speaker 2: I operate, or Chris operates, or Corey operates. That's how
Speaker 2: every human being on earth operates, because we were created
Speaker 2: with that. There is no such thing as a non
Speaker 2: religious person, even if you think you are, so, let
Speaker 2: me ask you, maybe that is you? Do you think
Speaker 2: you are not religious?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Why don't you kill people? Is it just the prison time?
Speaker 2: Is that the only reason? If I could give you
Speaker 2: a get out of jail free card, a James bond,
Speaker 2: licensed to kill, would you go shoot your neighbor in
Speaker 2: the face for lettinus dog poop.
Speaker 1: In your yarn? Why wouldn't you? Why?
Speaker 2: Because somewhere along the way, someone parents coach who knows
Speaker 2: told you that murdering people is wrong and you follow
Speaker 2: that rule. Now to the communists, I'm gonna play something
Speaker 2: for you. RFK did a great job. He went on
Speaker 2: CNN this weekend, Dana Bash with CNN. You know who
Speaker 2: Dana Bash is, that blonde commy. Dana Bash was caught
Speaker 2: as red handed as you can possibly get because remember
Speaker 2: those that faucy diary they're calling it that got released.
Speaker 1: Dana Bash was in there. She was in there coordinating
Speaker 1: with him. Caught red handed.
Speaker 2: Okay, RFK Junior goes on CNN, did a marvelous job.
Speaker 2: I want you to listen to this conversation. Yes, RFK
Speaker 2: Junior does a great job, but I really want you
Speaker 2: to listen to Dana Bash and the things that come
Speaker 2: out of her mouth.
Speaker 4: Can you see your job as ending vaccine hesidency or
Speaker 4: do you see your job as telling the truth?
Speaker 5: I see my job as telling the truth, and the
Speaker 5: truth is that there is study after study after study.
Speaker 5: It's one of the most study things out there, and
Speaker 5: science and it is a different.
Speaker 4: You're like a parrot, So I actually read the science.
Speaker 6: You don't want to.
Speaker 1: You don't want to hear.
Speaker 4: And debate this.
Speaker 5: So I'm not debating this view of.
Speaker 7: Course you want to know, because to do is repeat
Speaker 7: things that people told you say, trust the experts.
Speaker 1: That's what you do it during COVID. Now we know
Speaker 1: that a trust the experts. There are studies trust the experts.
Speaker 1: But how does that make her religious? Okay?
Speaker 2: Remember I said there are rules for a communist like
Speaker 2: Dana Bash. Rules are constantly being updated, and she is
Speaker 2: constantly being handed a list of whatever the rules are,
Speaker 2: and she will not question them. She's not going to
Speaker 2: interrogate anybody who hands her those rules because she believes
Speaker 2: in her heart of hearts that if she follows whatever
Speaker 2: new set of rules there are, that will mean better
Speaker 2: things for her in this life or the next. Therefore,
Speaker 2: if you handed Dana Bash some talking points that said
Speaker 2: something insane like, uh, fish is delicious, then Dana Bash
Speaker 2: would go on CNN tonight knowing it's an outright lie,
Speaker 2: and she would shout from the rooftops, fish is delicious,
Speaker 2: Fish is delicious, Fish is delicious.
Speaker 1: She doesn't need anything deeper. Her priest handed.
Speaker 2: Her these rules and she is going to follow them.
Speaker 1: You want another example.
Speaker 2: I know you don't know who this is because she's
Speaker 2: part of the WNBA, but her name is Stephanie White.
Speaker 2: She's apparently the head coach of something called I want
Speaker 2: to read this the Indiana Fever. I'm guessing that's a
Speaker 2: team Corey. Is that a team Cory?
Speaker 1: You don't gamble on WNBA games? Right?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you're such a degenerate you gamble on anyway.
Speaker 2: This is Stephanie White with the fever. You are not
Speaker 2: hearing a pro tranny person. You are hearing a deeply
Speaker 2: religious person who has been handed the rules. And so
Speaker 2: here's she.
Speaker 6: What is your stance on men are athletes who tests
Speaker 6: as biological male participating in women's sports.
Speaker 1: What's your personal stance?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I don't know.
Speaker 8: That I would say that I'm educated enough from a
Speaker 8: scientific standpoint. I don't ever believe that exclusion is an answer.
Speaker 2: I just don't.
Speaker 8: I do think, you know, when we think about various
Speaker 8: levels of sport, various governing bodies of sport, and things
Speaker 8: that go into that. Like I said, I'm not educated
Speaker 8: enough at the different levels. I know growing up, I
Speaker 8: played with the boys all the time.
Speaker 1: She's religious.
Speaker 2: Do you think she'd want to go out there and
Speaker 2: play a pickup game with a two hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: pound man who wanted to play rough Do you think
Speaker 2: she'd want to play rugby run track against a man?
Speaker 2: Do you think she genuinely is an educated like she said,
Speaker 2: of course, none of those things are true. She knows
Speaker 2: what a man is, she knows what a woman is.
Speaker 2: It stands full well. You can't change the sex God
Speaker 2: made you with. But her religion has rules, you see,
Speaker 2: and if you want to, in a weird way get
Speaker 2: to heaven, it's going to require you to follow said rules.
Speaker 2: That brings us to this part. What's the enforcement mechanism?
Speaker 2: Why doesn't she just come out and say, well, boys, Look,
Speaker 2: boys can't become girls. Girls can't become boys. Why not
Speaker 2: just say that? What doesn't Dana Bash just come out
Speaker 2: and say, hey.
Speaker 1: I screwed up, all right? I was wrong, you were right?
Speaker 1: Why not just say it?
Speaker 2: We'll talk about that next The Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 2: air and online at Jesse kellyshow dot com. It is
Speaker 2: The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Monday, almost to
Speaker 2: Medal of Honor Monday, I mean kind of.
Speaker 1: I guess it's forty five minutes from now. Whatever.
Speaker 2: Everybody's almost as relative. Now back to the communism is
Speaker 2: religion thing. I already talked about how it's a set
Speaker 2: of rules like every other religion. Here's a set of rules.
Speaker 2: Do this, don't do that? Beep. If you do, then whatever,
Speaker 2: pick your thing, This good thing will come of it.
Speaker 2: And I already said everyone is religion religious. There is
Speaker 2: no such thing as a non religious person. It does
Speaker 2: not exist on this planet. Cannot exist because we're made
Speaker 2: to worship something.
Speaker 1: Right. So for the Dana Bashes of the world, we trust.
Speaker 2: The science, all the studies when she I mean she
Speaker 2: never never even read any studies.
Speaker 1: Again, listen to this. Do you think how many studies
Speaker 1: do you think Dana Bash read? Can you see your.
Speaker 4: Job as ending vaccine hesdency or do you see your
Speaker 4: job as.
Speaker 1: Telling the truth?
Speaker 5: I see my job as telling the truth, and the
Speaker 5: truth is that there is study after study after study.
Speaker 5: It's one of the most study things out there in science.
Speaker 1: And it is a different You are like a parrot.
Speaker 1: So I've actually read the science, but you don't want to.
Speaker 1: You don't want to hear and debate this.
Speaker 5: So I'm not debating this view.
Speaker 1: Of course you want to.
Speaker 7: Know because I know how to do is repeat things
Speaker 7: that people told you and say, trust the experts.
Speaker 1: That's what you during during COVID.
Speaker 4: Now we know that Anthony Fauci, who was the expert,
Speaker 4: was lying about everything about massive about the social distancing,
Speaker 4: about natural immunity, about the transmission from the vaccine, about
Speaker 4: the source of COVID.
Speaker 7: He was lying, and you were punishing people for not
Speaker 7: trusting the experts.
Speaker 4: And now you're rolling out the experts again to talk
Speaker 4: about something that you have no personal knowledge of.
Speaker 2: Pretty good, So what is the enforcement mechanism? Well, a
Speaker 2: lot of religions they have this in common. I'm not
Speaker 2: going to say all, because I'm most definitely not an
Speaker 2: expert on probably any religion, but I sure won't call
Speaker 2: myself an expert on every religion. But fear, it's not
Speaker 2: just a carrot system where say this, follow this, and
Speaker 2: this will get better for you. It's not that there is,
Speaker 2: in my experience from what I've seen, almost always a
Speaker 2: stick component to it.
Speaker 1: Follow this and this will get better. Don't ef I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to be you.
Speaker 2: Fear is a critical one for my own for Christianity,
Speaker 2: follow this, go to heaven, don't burn in hell for
Speaker 2: the rest of eternity. That's quite How much more motivation
Speaker 2: do you need? Right, carrot and stick?
Speaker 1: Here's dome.
Speaker 2: Now, when she says this, you're going to roll your
Speaker 2: eyes and you're going to talk about how ridiculous it is.
Speaker 2: They can't prove that, so on and so forth. So
Speaker 2: that's a fact. But remember this for the religious sell it.
Speaker 1: They need to hear the pastor.
Speaker 2: They have to hear the pastor giving them a swat
Speaker 2: on the rear end on Sunday every now and then.
Speaker 2: What are the steaks, Dome? What happens if the communist
Speaker 2: revolution failed?
Speaker 3: It's so unbelievable that they got rid of usaid. And
Speaker 3: you saw the recent numbers. As many as what is
Speaker 3: six hundred, seven hundred thousand people have died because of
Speaker 3: withdrawing American aid for humanitarian purposes.
Speaker 2: Six or seven hundred thousand people have died because we
Speaker 2: cut off your money and my money flowing to Africa
Speaker 2: and the Philippines and every other corner on the Latin
Speaker 2: America to go fund train turtles and whatever.
Speaker 1: It is, six seven hundred. It's laughable, of course, it's laughable. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's laughable.
Speaker 2: But you're liberally and Peggy, you know what she's doing
Speaker 2: right now, right now, she just popped her tenth XANAX
Speaker 2: of the day and she sat down in front of
Speaker 2: her computer, and you know what she's doing. She's going
Speaker 2: to her local government's website page, and she's finding out
Speaker 2: when the next school board meeting is, and she's finding
Speaker 2: out when the next committee to do who anything is.
Speaker 2: It could be the parks committee when everything else. And
Speaker 2: not only is she finding it out, she is writing
Speaker 2: it down. And she's going to find out when the
Speaker 2: next anti Trump rally is and that there's an anti
Speaker 2: immigration rally in town and I have to go to that,
Speaker 2: and you know what she's going to be at all
Speaker 2: of it. She's probably creating a print out for her
Speaker 2: friends so she can distribute it. And do you know
Speaker 2: why she is doing all that? Because God, latest she
Speaker 2: want to get to heaven. She's trying to save six
Speaker 2: or seven hundred thousand and lives.
Speaker 1: Those are the stakes of the game.
Speaker 2: Sound familiar. Every single person is religious. And here is
Speaker 2: the incredibly sad part of it. If you choose the
Speaker 2: wrong one, it can kill you, it can eat you alive.
Speaker 2: Think about how many people throughout history have chosen the
Speaker 2: wrong one and it ended up completely destroying themselves and
Speaker 2: their families. I've told young people this many times before.
Speaker 2: Maybe you're young and so I'll tell you this again
Speaker 2: right now. I'm not telling you to become a Republican.
Speaker 2: There's all kinds of reasons to not become a Republican.
Speaker 1: I'm really not.
Speaker 2: I'm an anti communist, that's what I am. But I
Speaker 2: am telling you this if you choose to go down
Speaker 2: the left wing path, if you choose that, you will
Speaker 2: be miserable the rest of your life. You've never met
Speaker 2: a happy one, a happy one, and you never will
Speaker 2: because it's a religion of death and destruction. And guess what,
Speaker 2: I don't care how many rules you follow, it's gonna
Speaker 2: eat you too. Do you want an example, Oh, I've
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Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, wonderful Monday.
Speaker 2: We're only thirty minutes away from honoring an American hero
Speaker 2: a medal of honor Monday. So back to what we
Speaker 2: were talking about. If you choose to go down the
Speaker 2: left wing road.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a democrat, I'm gonna be live,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a commonist. Whatever it is. My
Speaker 1: friends are doing it, my professor is doing it, all
Speaker 1: my girlfriends are doing it.
Speaker 2: My mom did it, my dad did it. Okay, I
Speaker 2: want you to listen to this. His name Scott Galloway.
Speaker 2: You probably don't know who that is, and that's fine.
Speaker 2: He's a podcaster. He's a comedy podcaster. He was a
Speaker 2: big Zoron Mamdanni fan, big Zorn Mamdanni supporter.
Speaker 1: Hey, I love this communist. Let's get this communist in there.
Speaker 1: Remember when I told you that.
Speaker 2: It was going to eat you alive. The left wing
Speaker 2: path will end with your destruction, and it will be
Speaker 2: other left wingers who do it to you.
Speaker 1: Listen to this and I've been doxed.
Speaker 9: He've been doxed. What tell me? Uh So? I don't
Speaker 9: know if you've heard, but Mayor Mom Donnie has decided
Speaker 9: to release a list of the nine hundred and fifty
Speaker 9: thousand residences with addresses and names that might be eligible
Speaker 9: for his pieditary attack. I came out in favor of
Speaker 9: this tax. This is a definition. He's taken a legitimate
Speaker 9: source of tax revenue and he's turned it into a
Speaker 9: wanted poster. And the question I would have is other
Speaker 9: than trying to identify and imply these people have done
Speaker 9: something wrong, and then eighteen months after a healthcare CEO
Speaker 9: was executed in the street and then publish the list,
Speaker 9: what is the upside here, Why is he doing this?
Speaker 1: Here's the dark part about it.
Speaker 2: That priest who hands you that list of rules, he's
Speaker 2: going to kill you one day. And then by the way,
Speaker 2: that priest in turn, he'll also be killed one day.
Speaker 2: When you read the stories of communist countries, and we've
Speaker 2: talked about it so many times, do innocent people die? Yeah,
Speaker 2: they die and droves and it's terrible and it's sad.
Speaker 1: But one thing, and I did not.
Speaker 2: Expect this when I really started digging into communism years
Speaker 2: ago and reading about the history of it, I didn't
Speaker 2: realize this part of it. Communists get butchered by the
Speaker 2: million themselves, butchered the most committed, followed every rule, did
Speaker 2: everything right.
Speaker 1: You don't understand. I've I've been part of the revolution.
Speaker 2: All religions are not the same. Communism is of the
Speaker 2: devil and it will spare nobody. It is the one thing,
Speaker 2: and it's because I'm a bad person. It is the
Speaker 2: one thing that gives me some level of comfort.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Larry Fink, head of Larry Finn's, head of Black Rock,
Speaker 2: and you know what we were talking about. The priest
Speaker 2: is going to hand out these rules. Larry Fink big
Speaker 2: probably the most powerful financial guy, at least one of
Speaker 2: them in the world, certainly in the United States of America.
Speaker 1: To be head of.
Speaker 2: Blackrock is to command like twenty trillion dollars. It's an
Speaker 2: unbelievable amount of money. Larry Fink, you remember we played
Speaker 2: this before.
Speaker 10: He said this, All behaviors are going to have to change,
Speaker 10: and this is one thing we're going to We're asking
Speaker 10: companies you have to force behaviors, and Blackrock we are
Speaker 10: forcing behaviors.
Speaker 1: He said that for a lot of reasons. You know.
Speaker 2: One of the reasons, he said that, well, the religion
Speaker 2: demands that you have to fire men and hire women.
Speaker 2: You have to fire white people and hire minorities. You
Speaker 2: have to fire straight people and hire gay people. That's
Speaker 2: what the religion demands.
Speaker 1: Those are the new rules. And Larry Fink super powerful.
Speaker 2: Larry Fink got into his role and has fought like
Speaker 2: a communist lion and destroyed who knows how many careers
Speaker 2: to make that possible.
Speaker 1: And he did so with the belief that.
Speaker 2: Following those rules would get him to the Promised Land
Speaker 2: one day.
Speaker 1: But it won't. Even Larry Fink, poor Scott Galloway, he
Speaker 1: thought this whole millionaire property tax in New York City
Speaker 1: was going to be so great.
Speaker 2: Screw those millionaires, right, let's go get him minute.
Speaker 1: That's my name on a public.
Speaker 6: List on men or athletes who tests as biological male
Speaker 6: participating in women's sports.
Speaker 1: What's your personal stance?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, I'm I don't know that I would
Speaker 8: say that I'm educated enough from a scientific standpoint. I
Speaker 8: don't ever believe that exclusion is an answer. I just don't.
Speaker 8: I do think, you know, when we think about various
Speaker 8: levels of sport, various governing bodies of sport, and things
Speaker 8: that go into that. Like I said, I'm not educated
Speaker 8: enough at the different levels. I know growing up I
Speaker 8: played with the boys.
Speaker 1: That's completely the wrong sound. But I just wanted to
Speaker 1: let it keep going with Scott. And I've been doxed.
Speaker 9: He've been doxed. What tell me?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 9: I don't know if you've heard, but mey or mom.
Speaker 9: Donnie has decided to release a list of the nine
Speaker 9: hundred and fifty thousand residences with addresses and names that
Speaker 9: might be eligible for his pied ter attack. I came
Speaker 9: out in favor of this tax. This is a definition
Speaker 9: he's taken a legitimate source of tax revenue and has
Speaker 9: turned it into a wanted poster. And the question I
Speaker 9: would have is, other than trying to identify and imply
Speaker 9: these people have done something wrong, and then eighteen months
Speaker 9: after a healthcare CEO was executed in the street and
Speaker 9: then publish the list, what is the upside here? Why
Speaker 9: is he doing this?
Speaker 2: He's doing it because he's a communist. He's a communist priest.
Speaker 2: You were one of the people who put him into power.
Speaker 2: As a priest, he was always going to be a
Speaker 2: priest who believed in butchering people. You just thought that
Speaker 2: he was going to butcher other people. But that's not
Speaker 2: how it works. You ever heard of S twenty one
Speaker 2: prison in Cambodia. Sounds like one of the worst places
Speaker 2: in the history.
Speaker 1: Of the world.
Speaker 2: Very few I forget the number, it's seven fourteen. It's
Speaker 2: something very small. Very few people ever lived.
Speaker 1: And came out of it.
Speaker 2: The thousands and thousands and thousands were tortured and butchered
Speaker 2: in there. Very few ever lived. I mean as soon
Speaker 2: as you got there, they would thoroughly, thoroughly search you
Speaker 2: to make sure you didn't have so much as a
Speaker 2: set of nail clippers on you.
Speaker 1: Why are they worried.
Speaker 2: About you chiseling through the walls or killing your guard
Speaker 2: with your nail clippers. No, they had to take painful
Speaker 2: steps to make sure you didn't have anything on you
Speaker 2: to kill yourself with, because they knew very shortly you
Speaker 2: would want to kill yourself through the torture sessions and
Speaker 2: being chained up and everything else. Do you know how
Speaker 2: many committed communists of the Kmere Rouge died in s
Speaker 2: twenty one prison? And they thought every one of them
Speaker 2: thought that they were part of the revolution, that they
Speaker 2: would be hones. Surely there's heaven coming on the other
Speaker 2: side of it.
Speaker 1: But that's not how it works.
Speaker 2: One day you find yourself chained to the floor, they
Speaker 2: confiscated your fingernails, and you understand that tomorrow after you
Speaker 2: don't get any sleep, if you haven't starved to death
Speaker 2: in the middle of the night, five fifteen year old
Speaker 2: communist guards are going to peek you up and take
Speaker 2: you out to the countryside where they will beat you
Speaker 2: to death with sticks. So they don't waste money on
Speaker 2: a bullet. Now, if you choose to become a democrat
Speaker 2: or a leftist in America. I don't think that's going
Speaker 2: to be your end. But if you think there's a
Speaker 2: happy ending there for you, if you think, if you're
Speaker 2: devout enough that life's gonna work out, great, Oo boy,
Speaker 2: you got another thing coming, all right. Trump said something hilarious.
Speaker 2: We're gonna talk about get to some emails, all that
Speaker 2: and more.
Speaker 1: Hang on, it's the Jesse Kelly Show.
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Speaker 2: that was heavy, So I thought we should maybe maybe
Speaker 2: take a quick break and focus on something wonderful.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you.
Speaker 2: Have heard, but there is now a women's professional baseball league.
Speaker 2: I'm not obviously gonna watch. I'm not going to be
Speaker 2: a fan, but I think that's a good thing. And
Speaker 2: they had an opening day and at the very first
Speaker 2: an anthem to open up the very first game, and
Speaker 2: I thought, in the interest of feeling good and patriotism,
Speaker 2: maybe we should pause, walk away from politics for.
Speaker 1: A minute and just enjoy these marvelous voice.
Speaker 11: Oh can you see by butt bye were so proud?
Speaker 11: Well at the time, lies.
Speaker 1: Nast sleep me make sure you're singing along the rocks
Speaker 1: drive sand bry.
Speaker 11: To the Pairti or the rest we was We're so
Speaker 11: gal the stream mean and the rocky fa the mos birsty.
Speaker 9: Game rule.
Speaker 1: Night that I was stealing.
Speaker 11: Still there, Oh, same sast thingle.
Speaker 2: Everybody now, yeah?
Speaker 11: Or the land on the and the hole of the broad.
Speaker 1: Playball. That's all I have to say. Playball. That reminds me.
Speaker 2: I ever tell you about the worst trouble I ever
Speaker 2: got in in church? All right, never mind, second worst
Speaker 2: trouble I ever got in in church?
Speaker 1: The first.
Speaker 2: I'm a little fuzzy on the details. When I was
Speaker 2: a kid, I got paddled. This was back in the
Speaker 2: spanking era. I realized, this new new era that's super controversial.
Speaker 1: Some do some don't.
Speaker 2: You do whatever you want, raise a kid, whatever you want.
Speaker 2: But in my era, you got spanked. Sometimes it was
Speaker 2: with a hand, sometimes it was with a switch belt paddle.
Speaker 1: Actually, I don't know about the belt.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they ever used the belt on me, probably,
Speaker 2: but paddle of some kind. So we were going to
Speaker 2: church in Toronto, Ohio. Now I'm young at this time.
Speaker 2: This is why I'm a little fuzzy on the details.
Speaker 2: I guess I was probably pretty unruly in Sunday school
Speaker 2: or church. I don't agree, Chris, when I say that
Speaker 2: I was. Maybe maybe one of the elders of the
Speaker 2: church gave my mother an oak paddle. He handed it
Speaker 2: to her, and I kid you not. He told her
Speaker 2: this is to save your.
Speaker 1: Son from hell.
Speaker 6: That.
Speaker 2: No, I couldn't have been seven years old, six or
Speaker 2: seven years old. No, it didn't have speed holes, Chris.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. It also wasn't very wide. Now
Speaker 2: I only have my childhood perspective on it. My mom
Speaker 2: found it in the attic a few years ago and
Speaker 2: texted me a picture of it. So that's kind of
Speaker 2: the last time I saw it. I think it was
Speaker 2: only two inches maybe three inches wide. Oh yeah, it
Speaker 2: was thin, man, it was super thin. My dad never
Speaker 2: used it. My dad is what was so big and
Speaker 2: strong that he stuck with his can I know he
Speaker 2: was probably worried about Actually, you know, I'm not trying
Speaker 2: to hurt you, right, It's just trying to whack a
Speaker 2: little bit of pain and some opedients India. So that's
Speaker 2: the worst I ever got in trouble in church. And
Speaker 2: I really don't I don't know what I did. But
Speaker 2: the second worst time, and it's this singing that reminded
Speaker 2: me of it. We get to Bosman, Montana, and we
Speaker 2: start going to some new church. I don't remember what
Speaker 2: church it was. Start going to this new church, and
Speaker 2: I don't remember because we left pretty pretty shortly after.
Speaker 1: It wasn't for my parents. Whatever.
Speaker 2: We get to this new church in Bozeman, Montana after
Speaker 2: we moved to Montana, and you know, you have to
Speaker 2: behave in church, and apparently I goof off every now
Speaker 2: and then. But we get to church on Sunday and
Speaker 2: behind us, right sitting right behind us, is this the
Speaker 2: older lady. I was a teenage boy, I would guess sixties.
Speaker 1: Who knows. Actually I wasn't even a teenager then, but
Speaker 1: I would guess sixties. Who knows? Older lady?
Speaker 2: I bet she was a singer of some kind back
Speaker 2: in her time, back in her time, her time had
Speaker 2: kind of passed or why, I will admit, But they
Speaker 2: start singing the worship songs you know, like you do
Speaker 2: in church, Chris?
Speaker 1: You people sing worship songs? Is that part of your thing?
Speaker 1: A little bit? What do you or don't you sing
Speaker 1: the worship songs? What Chris said?
Speaker 2: It depends on where you go. So they do have
Speaker 2: jew songs, right, like Jewish music that you sing along.
Speaker 1: You don't seem like they do, do they not? You
Speaker 1: can tell me what they don't where you go? All right?
Speaker 2: Well, and churches that believe in Jesus we do, all right,
Speaker 2: we start singing worship songs in this lady unashamed, you know,
Speaker 2: good for her worshiping. The Lord is belting and I
Speaker 2: mean belting out the worship songs. She is sitting directly
Speaker 2: behind us. Oh, Chris, when this is why I'm telling
Speaker 2: you the story? It was, I kid you not. It
Speaker 2: was a dead ringer.
Speaker 11: For can you see bye bye sober.
Speaker 2: Do you have any idea how hard it was for
Speaker 2: a ten year old boy to keep a straight face
Speaker 2: during the worship service with this going on?
Speaker 1: I was not successful.
Speaker 2: I burst out laughing, and then every time she would
Speaker 2: hit one of those high notes.
Speaker 5: Who.
Speaker 1: Would absolutely lose it.
Speaker 2: My father is looking at me like he's getting ready
Speaker 2: to just grab my head and twist it right off
Speaker 2: my body. At some point in time, my mom kicks
Speaker 2: me out and makes me go sit in the lobby.
Speaker 1: Of church for the rest of the church service.
Speaker 2: And remember this is before a smartphone, so it's not
Speaker 2: like you sat there and played Tetris on your phone.
Speaker 1: Or something like that.
Speaker 2: You just had to go sit and wait and wonder
Speaker 2: how bad am I gonna get it?
Speaker 1: When church finally.
Speaker 2: Gets over, I hope the Lord is speaking to him.
Speaker 2: But that national anthem, I'm telling you right now, dead
Speaker 2: ringer for it, all right. I don't know why we
Speaker 2: got distracted on that. Trump's hilarious.
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Speaker 7: We're very strong, very very strong financially, and they are
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Speaker 7: little bit of help, and we're always there for Japan.
Speaker 1: Japan's man, very good joys with the exception of course,
Speaker 1: in Pearl Harbor, I love the Trump won't let Pearl
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