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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone Pray Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Barkleyama, dais and I'm calling from theater.

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Speaker 1: Is this Katie?

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Speaker 2: Yes? This is she?

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Speaker 1: Hi Katie. I'm not sure if you heard where I

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Speaker 1: was calling from.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're with the theater. Oh yeay are you you're

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Speaker 2: Oh you're returning my call?

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Speaker 1: Right, Yes, I'm returning your call. This is Barklay. Hey.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, yes, thank you for taking the.

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Speaker 1: Time I called. I mean, I am pretty busy, so sure.

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Speaker 2: I imagine it's just I called to notify the theater

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Speaker 2: of what was going on because we had that woman

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Speaker 2: in front of us with that incessant beeping, and when

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Speaker 2: I tried to talk to her about it, she just

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Speaker 2: shrugged and told me she didn't know how to turn

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Speaker 2: off the phone.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, okay, well, I guess you're looking for a

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Speaker 1: job here, aren't you maybe looking to take my job?

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Speaker 2: Well, aside from you identifying yourself as someone who works

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Speaker 2: at the theater and calling me back, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: What you're We already have a lead for the show

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Speaker 1: that you saw. But a really good acting job on

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Speaker 1: the line there. I really liked it.

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Speaker 2: Sorry the line.

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Speaker 1: Yes, obviously it was your phone that was going off,

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Speaker 1: and I'm surprised that you don't recognize my name.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't recognize your name, and it most certainly

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Speaker 2: was not my phone. It was the woman who was

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Speaker 2: in a row in front of us.

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Speaker 1: Let me just introduce myself one more time. This is

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Speaker 1: Barkley amadaeis aside from this show? What? Uh?

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Speaker 2: No? I most certainly did not.

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Speaker 1: I'll have you know that I am the third understudy

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Speaker 1: to the lead role of the show that you saw.

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Speaker 2: Wait, we wait, why would you be calling me? Why

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Speaker 2: would the theater give me my number?

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Speaker 1: I went to the box office and I was talking

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Speaker 1: to them because I was upset the process was broken,

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Speaker 1: and I asked them if they knew where that phone

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Speaker 1: ringing was coming from, and they said one person had

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Speaker 1: called in to complain, and I knew it was you,

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Speaker 1: and that's why I'm on the phone. You completely ruined

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Speaker 1: the night's performance for me.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. I'm calling because my experience was disturbed.

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Speaker 2: Husband's experience was disturbed. Everyone who sat intersection within hearing

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Speaker 2: of that person was disturbed.

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Speaker 1: Does thou hear a liar in our midst yes, sire, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I just did two parts there. I did the sire

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Speaker 1: and then the person saying, hark okay.

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Speaker 2: I don't again. I don't know why you're calling me.

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Speaker 2: You said you're just an understudy and you're not even

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Speaker 2: the understudy. You're disturbed people away from being on stage.

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Speaker 2: You don't do.

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Speaker 1: Anything Barkley the third understudy to the lead.

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Speaker 2: And I want to tell you right now, Barkley Amadeus,

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Speaker 2: no one on this phone call cares.

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Speaker 1: That's not stage the phone I don't care directly related

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Speaker 1: to Mozart.

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Speaker 2: Look, I am telling you we were there and there

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Speaker 2: was this noise going and sass that we had to play.

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Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with us. It has everything

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Speaker 2: to do with the person I complained about.

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Speaker 1: Initially, twas you, which is who what it was you

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Speaker 1: who ruined the Knight's performance and harnessed my good family name.

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Speaker 2: What did you say your name was again.

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Speaker 1: Barkley Amadeus, a direct descendant from the great Amadeus Mozart.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you have got to be kidding me

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Speaker 2: with all of this line of chat, and I can't

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Speaker 2: believe you keep going. You are so persistent. Wait, wait

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Speaker 2: a minute, you just said Mozart. You're last you're a

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Speaker 2: descendant of.

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Speaker 1: Direct descendant of Amadeus Mozart. It is my name after all,

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Speaker 1: Barkley Amadas.

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Speaker 2: No, okay, if you're a direct descendant of Mozart and

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Speaker 2: Amadias isn't even his first name. His name was Wolfgang

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Speaker 2: Amadeus Mozart, you've been with us. Be some kind of

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Speaker 2: stupid actor.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I am. Also, I'm not an actor at all. Really, well,

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Speaker 1: I think.

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Speaker 2: You and I'm probably agree on the first thing in

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Speaker 2: the conversation.

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Speaker 1: Actually, Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your friend Tamara set you up. What's

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Speaker 1: a joke?

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Speaker 2: Wait, this is Jewbil.

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Speaker 1: Yes, she said that you guys were to the theater

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Speaker 1: together and somebody's phone in front was going crazy, so

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Speaker 1: you complained to the theater and she wanted me to

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Speaker 1: mess with you. Oh my god, glad you called me

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Speaker 1: out on the last name thing. I didn't even think

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Speaker 1: about that when I said it.

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks?

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Speaker 1: We say mornings on the twenties