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Speaker 1: And some donkey today is just so Charlotte, May I

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Speaker 1: never read.

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Speaker 2: Again? Charlotte, Yes, Donkey Today for Wednesday, February seventh goes

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Speaker 2: to a South Carolina man named Jonathan Perry slut to

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Speaker 2: my beautiful home state of South Carolina, dropping the clues

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Speaker 2: bombs for South Carolina.

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Speaker 1: We don't always get it right. We're not perfect, We're

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Speaker 1: not nowhere near as crazy as Florida in the Bronx,

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Speaker 1: but we have our moments, and today is one of

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Speaker 1: our moments. See, Jonathan Perry is just a fool, a

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Speaker 1: fool in love so he thinks you know. So he

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Speaker 1: thinks you know. What Jonathan really desires is control, and

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Speaker 1: he's the worst kind of human because he believes that

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Speaker 1: the woman he is in love with is his. And

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Speaker 1: what happens in situations like that is men think, if

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Speaker 1: I can't have you, nobody can. So he devised these

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Speaker 1: crazy ass plans in their head to be with their

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Speaker 1: women forever. Usually leads to women getting killed. Thankfully, this

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Speaker 1: situation didn't end in death. But the reason we are

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Speaker 1: here is because of the stupidity of the criminals. See

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Speaker 1: Jonathan decided to kidnap his on again off again girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Let the record show that if your boyfriend ever kidnaps you,

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Speaker 1: then it validates all the times you called it off. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you were correct. See The Georgetown County Sheriff's Office responded

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Speaker 1: to a domestic related call and while they were en route,

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Speaker 1: the call has said the victim had been taken against

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Speaker 1: her will by a whole grown ass forty two year

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Speaker 1: old man named Jonathan Perry. Now the headline of this

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Speaker 1: story kills me. It says suspect donned mask and a

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Speaker 1: camouflage vest with his name on it to kidnap his

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Speaker 1: on again, off again girlfriend. He had a mask on

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Speaker 1: in a camouflage vest with his name on it to

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Speaker 1: kidnap his on again, off again girlfriend. Let's go to

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Speaker 1: WCBD News for more details.

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Speaker 3: Please town A man was arrested for dragging a woman

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Speaker 3: out of her home and kidnapping her. Georgetown County Sheriff's

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Speaker 3: Office says it got a call around five Saturday morning

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Speaker 3: to a home on County Line Road. This is after

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Speaker 3: getting a call that Jonathan Perry hold a woman from

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Speaker 3: her home and forced her to go with him. Deputy

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Speaker 3: say they found a woman in a swampy area in

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Speaker 3: Williamsburg County, and she should be okay. As for Perry,

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Speaker 3: he's forty two from Chesney, South Carolina in the Upstate.

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Speaker 3: He faces a slew of charges, including kidnapping and weapon charges.

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Speaker 3: Perry is being held on bond at the Georgetown County

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Speaker 3: Detention Center.

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Speaker 1: Lord Have mercy, Georgetown. This man had a mask on

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Speaker 1: and a camouflage vest with his name on it to

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Speaker 1: kidnap his on again, off again girlfriend. You're not fooling,

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Speaker 1: no damn body. Okay. The only woman in the history

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Speaker 1: of life who got fooled by her man in the

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Speaker 1: disguise was Lois Lane. Okay. Clark Kent's secret identity was

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Speaker 1: a pair of prescription reading glasses the can you can

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Speaker 1: buy buy one, get one free from any drug store.

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Speaker 1: He should have bought Lois some so she could properly see,

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Speaker 1: because clearly she couldn't. Okay. Lois Lane was around Superman

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Speaker 1: and Clark Kent and never recognized they was the same person, really,

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Speaker 1: Jonathan Perry, and was that thought his girlfriend was a

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Speaker 1: stud with his lowest Lane And just like Superman, Jonathan

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Speaker 1: had his name on his shirt. Okay, who did you

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Speaker 1: think you was fooling?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to Jonathan and Superman right now. Now, just hilarious.

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Speaker 1: If your boyfriend put on a mask and a camouflage

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Speaker 1: vest with his name on it, would you know it

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Speaker 1: was him? Absolutely?

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Speaker 4: I see you. The mask, don't make you invisible? Okay,

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Speaker 4: Like what like I know and then I.

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Speaker 1: Know it's building.

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Speaker 2: He's tall.

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Speaker 4: I know everything from them locks and brought shoulders, the

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Speaker 4: big feet, like I know everything.

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Speaker 1: His voice, I'm sure Mexican very much, Yes, yes, like yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's what's going on? Okay? Okay? So what could a

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Speaker 1: man dress up as in order to trick a woman?

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Speaker 1: A Llowyer nigga jesus, A nigga with a job. If

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Speaker 1: you come home with an uniform, it's oh, what are

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Speaker 1: you going?

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Speaker 4: What's up?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 4: A nigga that's not trying to be a rapper. I

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Speaker 4: don't see those too much. A nigga who ain't got

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Speaker 4: no podcast, you know, trying to tell a woman how

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Speaker 4: to live their life. It's a couple of things. A

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Speaker 4: nigga with disguise and fool me.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah all that. Yeah. He's being charged with a

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Speaker 1: kidnapping Jonathan, his possession of a weapon during a violent crime,

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Speaker 1: and malicious injury to personal property. I must say he

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Speaker 1: earned every one of those charges, and he also earned

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Speaker 1: the credit he deserves for being stupid. Please let bring

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Speaker 1: me ma give Jonathan Perry the biggest he haw hee.

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Speaker 3: Ha he ha, you stupid mother?

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Speaker 1: Are you dumb? Strange scrange world we live in, y'all?

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Speaker 4: That's crazy? And then nine times out of sense, she

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Speaker 4: probably bought the vest had his name on it, Like what.

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Speaker 1: She bought it for? She's the one took it to

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Speaker 1: the store to get his name on it, right, Like,

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Speaker 1: what are you kidnapping? Like she your girlfriend? Ten dollars

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Speaker 1: of letter? Jonathan Okay in twenty thirty forty fifty seasons,

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Speaker 1: I spent one hundred dollars for his shirt. Hoathan Okay,

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Speaker 1: I got you this cantflash shirt and got your name

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Speaker 1: on it.

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Speaker 2: Ten dollars a letter.

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Speaker 1: That's one hundred dollars and you kidnapped me. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for that.

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