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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is how

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Speaker 1: can he think this is sexy?

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Speaker 2: H We'll find out.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into the letter in just a bit, because

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Speaker 1: right now it is time for the nephew with today's

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got for us today?

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Speaker 3: New? You know, sometimes you got to tell these parents,

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Speaker 3: you know, just exactly how it is. Sometimes you gotta

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Speaker 3: do it. Today's tidally is your son is too fat?

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Speaker 3: Your son?

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Speaker 2: What? Hey?

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Speaker 3: Hey, somebody got to say it. Your son is too fat?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. All right, you got a fat ass son.

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Speaker 3: Let's go catch this.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach Kathy. Please, this is her. Hi, Kathy,

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Speaker 2: this is Kirby. I'm actually the owner at the daycare

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Speaker 2: for mine's daycare when your son comes.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Sure you're familiar with my wife, Anita. Yes, sir, all right,

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Speaker 2: how you doing today?

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Speaker 4: I'm good? Oh?

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Speaker 2: How's little little divn how's he doing? He's good.

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Speaker 4: He's laying down taking the nap.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you guys been coming here. I guess about a

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Speaker 2: year now, right, yes, since he was one. Okay, listen,

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Speaker 2: I wanted to give you a call. I'm looking at

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Speaker 2: some some information I was I was Divne doing at home?

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Speaker 2: Is he is he eating properly at home?

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Speaker 4: When you say eating, what do you mean? I mean?

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Speaker 2: Is he getting meals every time he's supposed to get

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Speaker 2: them while he's at home?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's doing pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Now there's there's there's no situation where you guys

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Speaker 2: may be a shortage of food or anything like that.

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Speaker 2: Are you uh.

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Speaker 4: Short as the food? No, sir, my husband works real good.

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Speaker 4: We don't have a problem with as short as the food.

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Speaker 4: Is there a problem with him?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, we're looking at the records and little

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Speaker 2: Divanus too, Yes, sir. Have you looked at the comparison

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Speaker 2: of two year olds the majority of two year olds

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Speaker 2: and comparison to I guess I should say size in

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Speaker 4: You mean like in body waight body size? I mean

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Speaker 4: he's a little tall. You know, he wasn't a small

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Speaker 4: chap when he's born. He was ten pounds. But no,

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Speaker 4: he's on the scale of right where he should be.

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Speaker 4: He's just a little you know, taller to the daddy

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Speaker 4: is tall. But he's doing Okay, So.

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Speaker 2: You don't think he's anywhere in the in the ballpark

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Speaker 2: of of of of obesity at two?

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Speaker 4: You mean fat?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I didn't want to be blunt, but but

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Speaker 2: but miss Cathy, you're I mean, I mean your son's

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Speaker 2: Let me.

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Speaker 4: Just say, on a Sunday, I'm relaxing and we're talking

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Speaker 4: about you think my son is a little overweight or

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Speaker 4: what he's what's the problem.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean I think he's fat, you know. And

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Speaker 2: and the problem I'm happening here is I'm noticing the

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Speaker 4: The way we need to back up to you think

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Speaker 4: he's fat, I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby. Is

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Speaker 4: that what she said?

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Speaker 2: My name is Kirby.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So every morning that I dropped him off for

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Speaker 4: a year and I give my daycare money, Miss Benita

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Speaker 4: has never said anything about his eating habits. So you're

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Speaker 4: telling me that you think my son is fat with him,

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Speaker 4: you deal with him on a daily basis.

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Speaker 2: I don't deal with him on a daily basis. What

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Speaker 2: I'm looking at as records that are showing me that

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Speaker 2: he's eating way more than the rest of anybody at

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Speaker 2: the daycare and not only that he's drinking probably a

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Speaker 2: gallon of milk a day, a galling the milk.

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Speaker 4: Y'all only get snacks two times a day, and he's

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Speaker 4: hell is he drinking a gallon of milk?

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Speaker 2: And if he answered me, ma'am, But all I know

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Speaker 2: is this, No, No, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Blown away by this because you calling me on a Sunday,

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Speaker 4: calling my damn child fat. That's the problem. And your

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Speaker 4: wife has never said a damn thing. Never has she

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Speaker 4: said one thing to me in a year when she

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Speaker 4: collected my damn daycare money. She ain't said my son

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Speaker 4: is eating y'all at a house at home.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, you know my wife is a different person,

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Speaker 4: He's the one who deals with me, mister Kirby, I've

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Speaker 4: never met you, never met you, especially all of a Sunday.

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Speaker 2: Reason why I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am, is

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Speaker 2: that I know tomorrow if you're gonna be trying to

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Speaker 2: drop your son.

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Speaker 4: Off, I am gonna drop him off. I amna know.

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Speaker 2: No, That's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you.

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Speaker 2: Now here's what we what you want to turnitives here?

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Speaker 2: Either you can keep him at home.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not keeping him at home. My husband works

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Speaker 4: and I work. I'm dropping my damn son off at

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Speaker 4: six thirty like I do every morning.

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Speaker 2: Ma'am, ma'am. Listen, if we can't get him, you.

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Speaker 4: Really want to get this banita on this side, because

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Speaker 4: obviously you ain't the one that need to be talking

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Speaker 4: to me. Because if you're not there every day and

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Speaker 4: I deal with your wife.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you that your son is too big to.

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Speaker 4: Be is coming every morning if that's the case, and

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Speaker 4: if he's eating at a house and home, I'll send

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Speaker 4: him some extra. But what I pay my money for

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Speaker 4: is what you're gonna feed him for two full meals

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Speaker 4: and two snacks, and if he needs extra, I'll put

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Speaker 4: some in his bag.

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Speaker 2: But he's drinking a gallon of milk a day? Are

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Speaker 2: you looking care? I don't care.

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Speaker 4: There's no way possible that he can drink a gallon

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Speaker 4: of the milk a day.

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Speaker 2: Yall. Now here's the deal. I don't want you to

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Speaker 2: have to stop bringing your son now.

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Speaker 4: I'm not yet, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Here's my second alternative. I will put him on a diet. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'll give him an apple in the day.

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Speaker 4: You ain't, No, damn, you ain't. Are you from the health.

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Speaker 2: From now I will. I will give him an apple

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Speaker 2: and a glass of water in the morning, and I'll

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Speaker 2: give him an apple and a glass of water in

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Speaker 4: You must be certified in the food program, especially if

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Speaker 4: you send up here telling me my damn son is

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Speaker 4: one on a diet and he's not drinking no water

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Speaker 4: and no apple. He needs a full snack. If the

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Speaker 4: other kids is having an apple and water, then that

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Speaker 4: that you better be serving him. But if that ain't

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Speaker 4: the case, in hell no, he better get the full snack.

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Speaker 4: So if that's graham crackers and apple juice, well damn it,

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Speaker 4: that's what my son better be getting. And if he

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Speaker 2: Listen, all I'm trying to tell you is your son

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Speaker 2: drink too much drinks daily. Face.

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Speaker 4: You need to back the stop. I know you did

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Speaker 4: not cussing me.

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Speaker 2: I know you're not cuss.

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Speaker 4: Ready to cut to me. Let me tell you what say.

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Speaker 4: You ain't got to worry about it. We don't have

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Speaker 4: nothing else to talk about. My husband, me, your wife,

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Speaker 4: and everybody that works at damn daycare better be there

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Speaker 4: in the morning because that's six thirty. We gonna be there.

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Speaker 4: And my son he's coming on week and he gonna

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Speaker 4: eat a week. If he WoT two gallons of milk,

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Speaker 4: he gonna drink it. If he want two plates of food,

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Speaker 4: he gonna get it. Because I tell you what, we

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Speaker 4: say them good money to come to that daycare so.

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Speaker 2: Up there that I'm gonna have to put him on

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Speaker 2: some swim fast. Now I will put your child on

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Speaker 2: slim fast. I was trying not to get him suspective.

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Speaker 4: But I will give him some slim fast, and you're

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Speaker 4: gonna get a slim fast whooping. I'm gonna whoop yop,

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Speaker 4: and whoever gave it to him, whoever gave it to him,

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Speaker 4: they're gonna get a slim fast whooping. All the little

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Speaker 4: kids better have some slim fast. If he getting some,

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Speaker 4: he better eat whatever they eating. If they eat steak,

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Speaker 4: will damn it, he better have some too.

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Speaker 2: We had steak. He probably eat the whole damn out.

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Speaker 4: I don't care I pay for it, but he been

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Speaker 4: not getting a climp fast. I will shut it down

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Speaker 4: about my child.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I got something else you need to know about

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Speaker 4: What the else do I need to know? Besides you

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Speaker 4: think my son is overweight? What the elf can you

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Speaker 4: tell me today?

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Speaker 2: I need to tell you this. I need to tell

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Speaker 2: you that this his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 2: Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucretia got me the prank phone

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Speaker 2: call you.

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Speaker 4: What did you just say? What did you just say?

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Speaker 2: This is nephew telling me from the Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 2: Tell your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank phone call you.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna be said to that. She knows. I don't

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Speaker 4: play about my son at all. That's my only son.

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Speaker 4: I don't play about him. I'm gonna be there.

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Speaker 2: Is she there?

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Speaker 4: No, it's on after this. It is on.

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Speaker 2: It is on. Hey, I got one more thing I

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Speaker 2: gotta ask you, baby, what is what is the baddest that,

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Speaker 2: I mean, the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 4: Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: It's on.

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Speaker 4: It's on. I hope you can hear me wherever you

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Speaker 4: at laughing. It's all.

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Speaker 2: Y'all.

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Speaker 3: Y'all know we're not gonna We're not gonna do praise

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Speaker 3: and worship today. We're not gonna do it. We're not

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Speaker 3: gonna do it. Kids, people, what the baby?

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Speaker 2: The boy? Too fat?

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Speaker 3: Call? I'm sorry, you're too fat? Ate up the whole daycare?

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Speaker 3: Now what.

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Speaker 1: You got. It's a school, not a restaurant.

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Speaker 2: I'm on the road tonight.

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Speaker 3: Tonight I am in New Orleans, Louisiana a k A

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Speaker 3: regional convention. I'm hosting ac Apollo in New Orleans to night,

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Speaker 3: and then tomorrow morning, I'm on my way to Bowling Green,

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Speaker 3: getting Tuggie with me and life Jenny's putting it down. So, yeah,

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Speaker 3: the nephew is out there on the road again. All right,

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Speaker 3: So I get to see my baby today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up

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Speaker 1: next Strawberry letter for today, the subject how can you

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Speaker 1: think this is sexy? We'll get into that find out

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Speaker 1: what that's all about. Right after this, you're listening to

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.