1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 1: Motherfucking many year son, motherfucking many episode. Yep, yep, yep, 2 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,599 Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome 3 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: to another spectacular mini episode of My Mama Told Me, 4 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:28,040 Speaker 1: the podcast where we died deep, deep into the pockets 5 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: of black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove 6 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 1: the theories that you the listeners have at home, the 7 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,360 Speaker 1: ship that y'all come up with, all the stuff that 8 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 1: you you force into our inboxes, all these weird opinions 9 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,560 Speaker 1: you didn't so many of you come to me aggressively, 10 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 1: you say, hey, bitch, you better talk about this thing 11 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 1: that I care about, this absurd, problematic thing that I've 12 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: invested my time in. You better ruin your relationships at 13 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 1: home and out in the world with this absurd thing 14 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,920 Speaker 1: that I wrote down and thought that you needed to read. 15 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 1: And you know what, I'm grateful for you. I couldn't 16 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,960 Speaker 1: be more grateful that you spend your time, you sick 17 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 1: funs coming up with all of these ideas that you 18 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: share with me. It's a blast reading all of these things. 19 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,839 Speaker 1: I got a message just recently. I'm not gonna say today, 20 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,399 Speaker 1: I'm not a liar. I'm not a goddamn liar. But 21 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 1: I got a message from a nice lady named Elizabeth 22 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:25,679 Speaker 1: who pointed out that in in my most in one 23 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:29,279 Speaker 1: of my more recent episodes, the episode with Ashley Nicole 24 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 1: Black where we talk about white people being abducted by aliens, 25 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: that I actually missed a major celebrity, a black celebrity 26 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 1: in fact, who claims to have had an alien experience. 27 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:45,479 Speaker 1: And that celebrity is none other than Kendrick Lamar. That's right, 28 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Kung Fu Kenny himself claims to have 29 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: been not abducted. He's not a he's not a psychopath. 30 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 1: All right, let's make one thing clear. Only psychopaths get abducted. 31 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: But Kung Fu Kenny has in fact seen in alien. 32 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 1: He talks about it on a Howard Stern interview and 33 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 1: then some other interview with a goofy white man on 34 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:12,359 Speaker 1: the radio who I didn't recognize, and buddy, I wasn't interested. 35 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: But he says that as a child in Compton, he 36 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 1: was hanging out on his porch with his mother, and 37 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 1: there his mother was having a white wine and they're 38 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 1: staring up at the stars and some stars start shooting 39 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,919 Speaker 1: across the sky. Like lasers, like in a weird almost 40 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: sort of like, uh, what was that game pong? Like 41 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 1: they're shooting back and forth across the stars, and people 42 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 1: pointed out that maybe all all his friends were like, 43 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: maybe it was shooting stars, and he said, no, motherfucker 44 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 1: is not shooting stars. You have to listen to me, 45 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:45,079 Speaker 1: And apparently no one listened to him. And that's how 46 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,920 Speaker 1: he got into hip hop. Some people get in through drugs, 47 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 1: some people get in through gang violence, kung Fu Kenny. 48 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,799 Speaker 1: He got in through shooting stars that he said where aliens, 49 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 1: and no one believed him. It's the story I'm telling 50 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:01,960 Speaker 1: everybody at least anyway. All right, that's my preamble upfront. 51 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,920 Speaker 1: I think I covered everything you needed to hear. I 52 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 1: want to talk to you about the conspiracy that was 53 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 1: sent to us this week. It's an exciting one, a 54 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 1: fun one from a nice person. A lady named Dina 55 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:17,240 Speaker 1: sent me. I think it's pronounced dana a nicely she 56 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,799 Speaker 1: says her name, so I probably will hear it correctly. 57 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 1: And if I'm wrong, I'm not apologizing. I made my choice. 58 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,959 Speaker 1: Your DNA to me. But anyway, Dina sent us a 59 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 1: lovely conspiracy theory, and I'm gonna play it for you now. 60 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 1: Hi Linkston, this is Dina Fably New York, and I 61 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: have a conspiracy theory. Honestly, I don't even think it's conspiracy. 62 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 1: I think it can really be backed up by some 63 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: research and some science. But my mama told me that 64 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 1: dogs are racist. And yes, not all dogs hashtag not 65 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: all dogs, but dogs specifically belonging to white people, all right. 66 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: Not so, although my mother is very afraid of dogs, 67 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 1: she did not tell me this theory. This is something 68 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,720 Speaker 1: that I have seen for a good portion of my 69 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 1: life and I've always wondered. Uh So, obviously, we all 70 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 1: know that Black Americans have a very strain relationship with dogs. 71 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,080 Speaker 1: You know, we're thinking about the ways that dogs have 72 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 1: been weaponized against black people, you know, during slavery and 73 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:21,720 Speaker 1: throughout the Civil rights movement, etcetera. But current day, I 74 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 1: see kind of that, you know, dogs belonging to white 75 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:28,480 Speaker 1: people when they react to people in the street, specifically 76 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:31,520 Speaker 1: reacting to black people. I find that dogs are you know, 77 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 1: very apathetic towards them, um, can be very apprehensive um 78 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 1: towards and more just straight apostle like barking at black people. 79 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 1: And walking walking down the street. Not oftentimes white people 80 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 1: are very much like, oh, you know, Sandy is never 81 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,359 Speaker 1: like this. You know, it's like yeah, because you're never 82 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 1: around black people or you know whatever. But that's not 83 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 1: saying that, you know. I think that most dog owners 84 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: are literally training their dogs are round up on black people. Okay, 85 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 1: I bet there are a good numb are people who 86 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,839 Speaker 1: are literally training their dogs throwing up and attack black people. 87 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 1: But I think it's probably more so linked to white 88 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 1: people having over or even subconscious feelings of nervousness, fear, 89 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,320 Speaker 1: and or hate that their dogs in turn pick up on. 90 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: Because we know that animals are very sensing creatures, but 91 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,039 Speaker 1: dogs pick up on those feelings and then their dogs 92 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,559 Speaker 1: in turn have those same feelings were as black people 93 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,559 Speaker 1: when they see them. So I feel like there's something 94 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:34,719 Speaker 1: in there. Also, I have a sub conspiracy theory. Again, 95 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 1: very liked on the conspiracies. I think it's a real theory. 96 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 1: But my fift and I don't think that white people 97 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:47,719 Speaker 1: are trying to show their new hashtag wokeness and or 98 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 1: transfer their white guilt, you know, into buying black colored dogs. 99 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 1: So I have two friends. They are both people of color, 100 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 1: and they're married to each other. And they've mentioned to 101 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:03,160 Speaker 1: me that when they walk their dog in their newly 102 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:07,160 Speaker 1: gentrified neighborhood that white dog owners will often come up 103 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:11,120 Speaker 1: to them, strike conversation and start talking about there they 104 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:14,560 Speaker 1: have a black colored dog and start talking to them 105 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:17,839 Speaker 1: and kind of in a sense white splaining that black 106 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:21,840 Speaker 1: dogs are underrepresented, you know, they're under adopted. You know, 107 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:24,720 Speaker 1: you're doing such a good thing, especially if they themselves, 108 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:28,160 Speaker 1: the white people, a black dog, they'll talk themselves up 109 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,480 Speaker 1: about like, you know, they're doing a good thing, YadA, YadA. 110 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 1: And my friend's mental response is like, you know, you 111 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 1: know the same thing up as the black people. You know. 112 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:40,720 Speaker 1: So it's kind of like this tone deafness and cognitive 113 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 1: dissonance that white people have that they're willing to go 114 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:47,279 Speaker 1: above and beyond to take care of their black dogs, 115 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:51,119 Speaker 1: but you know, not do the same for literal black people. 116 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,160 Speaker 1: I don't know. I would love to hear your thoughts 117 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: about this. Uh yeah, all right. Well, first of all, Dina, 118 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,919 Speaker 1: thank you for sending us possibly the longest message allowed 119 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 1: in the messaging apps. I don't believe I think you 120 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 1: exceeded the time you I think after a while Apple 121 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 1: jumps in and they go, hey, you gotta chill, motherfucker. 122 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,080 Speaker 1: I don't nobody want to talk to anybody this bad. 123 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 1: You gotta take it, take it easy, Dina. No, it 124 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 1: means the world to me that you sent this to us. 125 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 1: I'm I was very excited to dig into this. There's 126 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 1: a lot to unpack in this whole thing. I struggle 127 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:31,720 Speaker 1: with it. Right. This is a difficult theory because to 128 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 1: imply that the dogs are racists implies that like dogs 129 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:39,520 Speaker 1: are born with some like innate hatred towards like a 130 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,200 Speaker 1: group of people. And I don't want to believe that ship. 131 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 1: I like a good idiot dog. The other day, I 132 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,280 Speaker 1: did mushrooms and hung out in the park and just 133 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,080 Speaker 1: met dogs. I meant, a dog named Bernard. He was 134 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,880 Speaker 1: fucking cool as shit. I don't want to believe that 135 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:57,560 Speaker 1: Bernard is secretly cutting his eyes at at a Dominican 136 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:01,000 Speaker 1: man because he has some relations and ship that that 137 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,840 Speaker 1: created bias. Fuck that, Bnar. It's just a good fucking dude. 138 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,760 Speaker 1: I like Bernard, and I want to believe Bernard and 139 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:11,200 Speaker 1: anybody like Bernard is is a good dude too. Remember 140 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:15,920 Speaker 1: I'm talking about dogs. I don't know why I made 141 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:20,520 Speaker 1: Bernard a hard working UH postal worker, But for some reason, 142 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:24,480 Speaker 1: in my mind, Bernard's just a guy that said It 143 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 1: got me thinking about a few things because as a kid, 144 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,320 Speaker 1: and this is something I imagine we all heard as 145 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,560 Speaker 1: kids as that dogs are color blind, right, and we've 146 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,800 Speaker 1: all heard that over and over again. We were told 147 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,280 Speaker 1: that dogs could only see in black and white, and 148 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,959 Speaker 1: in my mind, that would mean that it would make 149 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:43,199 Speaker 1: it harder to differentiate between not colors of people. Obviously, 150 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:46,720 Speaker 1: black people are darker. Skinned people would look darker, white 151 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,400 Speaker 1: people would look white, but you probably would have more 152 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:54,800 Speaker 1: trouble distinguishing between the various racial groups as much as 153 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,600 Speaker 1: just shades of people. That's that dogs are not in 154 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:00,000 Speaker 1: fact as color blind as we've been led to believe. 155 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,240 Speaker 1: Eve skipping past all the science jargon, because that ain't 156 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:06,840 Speaker 1: my ship. Dogs only have what is basically like referred 157 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 1: to as two combs in their eyes to cone receptors 158 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:14,480 Speaker 1: in their eyeballs, whereas humans have three cone receptors. We 159 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,280 Speaker 1: got three of them, bad boys. So that says that 160 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:21,160 Speaker 1: the dogs see less color than we're able to see. 161 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 1: But apparently even though dogs can't see turquoise, they can 162 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:30,200 Speaker 1: still see, Nigga, that is a real fact that some 163 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:35,720 Speaker 1: of my research has unpacked turquoise. Not impossible, Nigga, they 164 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:40,360 Speaker 1: can see that ship. I looked at a study. I 165 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,240 Speaker 1: read an article, a real a real article, not just 166 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:47,280 Speaker 1: a bullshit Google one that justifies me talking for an 167 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:50,559 Speaker 1: hour to my friends, but a real article from Psychology 168 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:54,120 Speaker 1: Today that was called can Dogs Be Racist? Where they 169 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,959 Speaker 1: tell the story of this black woman who's hired as 170 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,800 Speaker 1: a replacement to clean this Catholic church. Right she's replacing 171 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,839 Speaker 1: a white employee, and her and the white employee walk 172 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,640 Speaker 1: up to the church together, the white employees basically going 173 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 1: to show where the ropes teach her how to how 174 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,319 Speaker 1: to clean up all that priests come in, the secret 175 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:16,240 Speaker 1: areas that priests come, you know what I mean. She's 176 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,679 Speaker 1: gonna teach her exactly how to get the business done. 177 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,240 Speaker 1: But she takes her to the church, and the woman 178 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 1: at the front desk of the church basically sees the 179 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 1: black woman and says, yo, you can't come in here. 180 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,360 Speaker 1: She didn't say yo, but you all knew that she said, yo, 181 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,240 Speaker 1: you can't come in here because the priest dog is 182 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,959 Speaker 1: kind of racist and the black woman is horrified, so 183 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:42,360 Speaker 1: much so that she files a complaint, a discrimination complaint 184 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:46,160 Speaker 1: to the Diocese of Memphis, in which she basically says, 185 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: this is discrimination. They're trying to keep me out of 186 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:51,480 Speaker 1: this church. They're trying to keep me from being employed. Now, 187 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:55,840 Speaker 1: the Diocese of Memphis doesn't have a full investigation, they respond, 188 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,200 Speaker 1: They go in, they do all the digging that I 189 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:02,320 Speaker 1: guess a church would do into itself, which is probably 190 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,000 Speaker 1: not a lot. But they claim to have done a 191 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,800 Speaker 1: full investigation. And when the investigation finishes, they come back 192 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,920 Speaker 1: to this lady and they say that her complaint is 193 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:16,280 Speaker 1: invalid because in fact, through their investigation, she was not 194 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,640 Speaker 1: being kept out of the church because of hatred. She 195 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,320 Speaker 1: was being kept out of the church for her own safety. 196 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:26,880 Speaker 1: As they did find that that dog was very, very racist. 197 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,719 Speaker 1: They basically dug in there like, no, this motherfucker is 198 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:34,240 Speaker 1: real fucked up, and truly, we have no idea what 199 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,600 Speaker 1: that German shepherd was gonna do to you if you 200 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,960 Speaker 1: went into that church to clean up all that priests come. 201 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,439 Speaker 1: We can't let that happen. So the article goes on 202 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,520 Speaker 1: to basically say, you know a lot of things about this, 203 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,480 Speaker 1: but before I get to the rest of the article. 204 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:49,800 Speaker 1: I do want to ask how the why the fund 205 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,080 Speaker 1: didn't they put that dog down? Do you know what 206 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:55,080 Speaker 1: I mean? Like, if the dog is that racist, then 207 00:11:55,160 --> 00:12:00,280 Speaker 1: an entire UH investigation proved that it was awful. Why 208 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,200 Speaker 1: they Why wouldn't you kill it? That's that's the issue 209 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,680 Speaker 1: with the Catholic Church. I don't have any issue with 210 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:09,199 Speaker 1: their sexual allegations. I've made peace with that. I sleep 211 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:12,320 Speaker 1: at night just find knowing that they just continue to 212 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:16,120 Speaker 1: move priests from from different areas a different area and 213 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,760 Speaker 1: hide up all of their crimes. I'm fine with that, 214 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:22,200 Speaker 1: but if your dogs are racist, Catholic Church, you've got 215 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:26,160 Speaker 1: to make amends. Cool Pope, you better answer for this ship. 216 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,720 Speaker 1: You you've been doing a lot of talking about homosexuals 217 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,760 Speaker 1: and they're right to get married. And I don't think 218 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,920 Speaker 1: I like what you have to say about that, but 219 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,920 Speaker 1: you better come correct on this ship because you womb 220 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,320 Speaker 1: this is big kill the dog put it down in 221 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:44,560 Speaker 1: the field like Old Yeller, also another racist dog. If 222 00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:47,439 Speaker 1: you're asking me, there's no way a dog named Old 223 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 1: Yeller born in what I assumed was the thirties. I 224 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,720 Speaker 1: don't know how old that book is, but fucking kill 225 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,720 Speaker 1: old Yeller twice. Shoot him. They only put one bullet 226 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,559 Speaker 1: in him the first time because he was he had 227 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:01,600 Speaker 1: the rape, but you should have put two bullets in 228 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:05,319 Speaker 1: them for all the inn words he probably was barking. Anyway, 229 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:10,600 Speaker 1: I'll get back to the research that's said. This sort 230 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:14,000 Speaker 1: of continues in the study and it talks about a 231 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:18,640 Speaker 1: the work of two scientists at the University of Illinois 232 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:22,720 Speaker 1: Springfield where they theorized they did this whole research study 233 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,439 Speaker 1: where they theorized that dogs are not born with innate 234 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,480 Speaker 1: hate for certain races, but like you said, Nina, they 235 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,400 Speaker 1: pick up that hate from their owners. And in this study, 236 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:35,600 Speaker 1: they unpacked a group of dog owners explicit racial bias, 237 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:39,840 Speaker 1: meaning like them using words racial words like moss head 238 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,920 Speaker 1: or nick dogg you know what I mean, like real 239 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:45,920 Speaker 1: racial words. And then also they unpacked their their implicit 240 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:50,640 Speaker 1: racial biases, like if they were to make negative associations 241 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:53,640 Speaker 1: after looking at a picture of I don't know, Sterling 242 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:57,400 Speaker 1: Kay Brown. There's no reason to have negative associations when 243 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,920 Speaker 1: you look at Sterling K. Brown. That's a good man 244 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 1: and he ain't never hurt nobody. He got a little 245 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,040 Speaker 1: crust in the side of his mouth. I don't know 246 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:07,960 Speaker 1: if that's permanent or temporary, but it don't bother me. 247 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,600 Speaker 1: Keep doing your things, sterling k. You're a good actor 248 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:12,560 Speaker 1: and a good man, and you love your wife and 249 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:14,880 Speaker 1: your kids. I'm proud of you, and please come on 250 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,960 Speaker 1: the show. We could delete the part about the crust 251 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,560 Speaker 1: in the side of your mouth. It's not important to me. 252 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,760 Speaker 1: I just like you. Anyway, they do this study and 253 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,720 Speaker 1: they uh sort of unpack these dog owners and they're 254 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:30,080 Speaker 1: explicit and implicit racial biases, and then they also unpacked 255 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,720 Speaker 1: some of the reactions that these dogs have in relation 256 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,720 Speaker 1: to the other races. And ultimately what they find is 257 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:41,040 Speaker 1: that by and large, most dogs tend to have more 258 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,120 Speaker 1: positive reactions to people of the same race as their 259 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:48,320 Speaker 1: owners and less positive reactions towards people of different race. 260 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,520 Speaker 1: It's just the way it is. And one of the 261 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,880 Speaker 1: things that they talk about is, in fact, the exact 262 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,880 Speaker 1: thing that you said, Dina, that they theorize that part 263 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,960 Speaker 1: of it is not so much the dogs even hating 264 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:02,440 Speaker 1: people that don't look like their owners, but more not 265 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,800 Speaker 1: recognizing people that don't look like our owners, meaning that 266 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:10,080 Speaker 1: these owners are not are are keeping minimal degrees of 267 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,440 Speaker 1: contact with people of other races, and thus the dogs 268 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:16,800 Speaker 1: are seeing these people of other races as unfamiliar and 269 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,160 Speaker 1: going into animalistic sort of responses. It's kind of like 270 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,080 Speaker 1: how I do when I when I go into a 271 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:26,040 Speaker 1: Queedoba instead of a Chipotle. You know what I mean. 272 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,480 Speaker 1: I know it's the same thing, but it scares me 273 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:31,080 Speaker 1: and it makes me want to start barking. I don't. 274 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,480 Speaker 1: I don't trust you, Kiddoba, and you probably do the 275 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,640 Speaker 1: exact same ship. It's the same quality of meat, but 276 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,440 Speaker 1: god damn it if it doesn't make me want to 277 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,560 Speaker 1: pee in a corner when I walk in there. The 278 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 1: issue of black dogs not getting adopted, because that came 279 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,400 Speaker 1: up quite a bit into some of my research, is 280 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,640 Speaker 1: actually something that I didn't know was coined by some 281 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:56,280 Speaker 1: liberal elites as black dog syndrome. That's a real thing 282 00:15:56,360 --> 00:16:00,680 Speaker 1: that a human person decided to write down. Black dog 283 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,120 Speaker 1: syndrome is what they're calling this thing, and that fucked 284 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:09,320 Speaker 1: me up because syndrome implies that someone is sick. Right, 285 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:13,320 Speaker 1: The dogs aren't sick, they're not. The term black dog 286 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,760 Speaker 1: syndrome is not saying the black dogs are sick. Black 287 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaker 1: dog syndrome is referring to other people being sick for 288 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:24,480 Speaker 1: not wanting these dogs, and you motherfucker's are the ones 289 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:28,480 Speaker 1: that coined the term. Therefore, you motherfucker's are sick. But 290 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:32,160 Speaker 1: instead of owning that, everyone is just walking around like, man, 291 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,280 Speaker 1: it's sure, it's terrible. It's a terrible thing that the 292 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,840 Speaker 1: syndrome exists. Wish there was something I could do about it, 293 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:43,240 Speaker 1: but unfortunately I just do the naming. Anyway. Let's euthanize 294 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,560 Speaker 1: all these extra black bastards we've got laying around me, 295 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,640 Speaker 1: all these extra black dogs. I guess we gotta kill it. 296 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:54,080 Speaker 1: But nothing we can do about it. Literally, no one 297 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:58,800 Speaker 1: could adopt these dogs. I just named the syndromes anyway. 298 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,040 Speaker 1: So this black dog syndrome refers to exactly what you're 299 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:06,919 Speaker 1: saying that Statistically, black dogs are in fact less likely 300 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,840 Speaker 1: to get adopted than some of their lighter skinned counterparts. 301 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:14,520 Speaker 1: Were much more likely to adopt a Chris Breezy dog 302 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:18,000 Speaker 1: over a Meek Mill dog. Yeah, look at me. Staying 303 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:22,240 Speaker 1: urban and contemporary anyway at the end of the day 304 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,840 Speaker 1: would upset me and sort of unpacking some of this 305 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,240 Speaker 1: research is that I don't know that I would argue, 306 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,240 Speaker 1: look it's it's possibly true. Some of the research sort 307 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,720 Speaker 1: of contradicts itself. There's actually plenty of evidence that black 308 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,920 Speaker 1: dogs do get adopted quite a bit. Blah blah blah 309 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,399 Speaker 1: blah blah. Who knows what the fuck is happening with 310 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 1: the dogs, But at the end of the day, I 311 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,680 Speaker 1: would argue that black people are doing themselves a disservice 312 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,560 Speaker 1: by focusing on the well beings of black dogs. And 313 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:53,040 Speaker 1: I like dogs, Remember, Bernard, I give a funk about dogs, 314 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,879 Speaker 1: but I'm not a fucking dog. So make the laws 315 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,600 Speaker 1: better for me for me, niggas, and stop teaching your 316 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:03,760 Speaker 1: stupid it as Maltese to clutch itself inside the purse 317 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,879 Speaker 1: that you're clutching as a black people walk past you. 318 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:11,520 Speaker 1: We were focusing too much on protecting a thing that 319 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 1: is mostly just soaking up our own ignorance. That's not 320 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:19,840 Speaker 1: the the goddamn gold here. And more importantly, stop breeding them, 321 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:23,400 Speaker 1: stop making them into these weird weapons of your hatred. 322 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,880 Speaker 1: Let's just all make peace with dogs and let them 323 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,920 Speaker 1: be great like Bernard, instead of being pieces of ship 324 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,440 Speaker 1: like my dad's wife dog who was very mean to me, 325 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,560 Speaker 1: a very mean dog to me, And and do I 326 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,720 Speaker 1: believe that my dad's wife trained that dog to be 327 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:44,359 Speaker 1: mean to me. Absolutely, I do that said it wasn't racial, 328 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,520 Speaker 1: it was personal. It was it was at the core 329 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,200 Speaker 1: of that human being. And we need to be looking 330 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,040 Speaker 1: at our own cores and reflecting on how we can 331 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:57,000 Speaker 1: be better out in the world instead of creating syndromes 332 00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:01,000 Speaker 1: that don't exist. All right, I did it. I yelled 333 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,440 Speaker 1: about a bunch of stuff and I felt passionate and Dina, 334 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:09,119 Speaker 1: I hope this was helpful, and I have no idea 335 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:12,200 Speaker 1: how it could be, but you know what, the world 336 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,320 Speaker 1: is healed. If you, like Dina, want to send us stuff, 337 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:17,760 Speaker 1: you can send it to my Mama pot at gmail 338 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,920 Speaker 1: dot com. That's where we take this stuff. And I 339 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,879 Speaker 1: would love to hear from you. It would be a 340 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,880 Speaker 1: great time to to hear your voice memos. We're gonna 341 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,879 Speaker 1: do this every week. I have a great time just 342 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,399 Speaker 1: talking to myself and watching the producers shake their heads 343 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:34,440 Speaker 1: in shame at the horrible things I say about about Sterling, 344 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:47,960 Speaker 1: Kay Brown and my dad's wife. Okay, bye, motherfucking so 345 00:19:49,160 --> 00:20:05,520 Speaker 1: motherfucking many years so, motherfucking the fucking mini yourself. Hmm.