WEBVTT - The Pop-Punk Sales Call From Hell

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's roll into Scary's new phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Sharon emailed us about phone tapping her boyfriend Curtis.

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<v Speaker 2>Turns out, ever since Curtis bought a sham wou online,

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<v Speaker 2>he's been getting a ton of phone solicitations for all

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<v Speaker 2>kinds of products. So this and he's glued to his phone.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the kind of guy he is. So he hates

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<v Speaker 2>phone solicitor, despises them. So we figured we would whip

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<v Speaker 2>out the old Rod Phillips and we would do it again.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So Rod Phillips is calling to sell a

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<v Speaker 3>latest CD, the latest CD called Punk Pop Party.

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<v Speaker 1>So what could this be?

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<v Speaker 3>The thing is, when it's over, you're gonna want to

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<v Speaker 3>actually order this, this fictional CD collection.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get into today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Curtis. Please speaking Curtis. This

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<v Speaker 3>is Rod Phillips.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you do? I know you.

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<v Speaker 3>Time when you got your first cell phone, the information

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<v Speaker 3>super Highway was exploding with commerce. Hello, you were illegally

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<v Speaker 3>downloading your music from Napster and LimeWire.

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<v Speaker 1>Songs like this and forget about the things I said,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, introducing Punk Pop Party, Curtis.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? This is Punk Pop Party for twenty

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<v Speaker 1>nine ninety. Hello, you'll get this three CD set.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not interested in what you have going on over here, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sitty big with my clothes on.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Curtis, this is Rod Phillips again from Punk Pop Party.

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<v Speaker 1>We got the CD set.

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<v Speaker 4>For he sure I don't have top of this right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have that time? Yes, you do, Curtis, because

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<v Speaker 1>this is the music of your life? Is not my music?

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't that what I don't listen to?

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<v Speaker 1>Green Day?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have time for this.

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<v Speaker 1>They're the godfathers of modern pop punk. Not that, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no exact. They are the ones that created this new movement.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to.

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<v Speaker 4>Let you know this is not what I want.

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<v Speaker 3>Is speaking of a movement, I'm dropping some dookie on you.

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<v Speaker 3>These are the guitar rits.

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<v Speaker 1>That spawned a generation of pop punk.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't listen to the craft. You don't Green Day,

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<v Speaker 4>Black Day, Red Day to Day. I don't listen.

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<v Speaker 1>What about Michael Jackson? Are you a Michael Jackson fan?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Allien ad Farm came around and named this song.

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<v Speaker 4>Okaydiction is not Michael. This is not Michael Jackson.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that sound like Michael?

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<v Speaker 4>You?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you have kid?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a black nail polishing, the guideliner, the skinny jeans.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's all part of punk pop party.

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<v Speaker 4>Illegal alien, asshole. I don't want to hear none of this.

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<v Speaker 4>Get up from my phone and stop calling me.

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<v Speaker 1>Please stop calling me. I also know you grew up

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<v Speaker 1>near a beach.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you know where I grew up?

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<v Speaker 3>At Google match, every beach has an Ocean Avenue.

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<v Speaker 1>So Yellow Card knew.

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<v Speaker 3>This would be a short fire hit because everyone near

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<v Speaker 3>a beach in America would think that they were talking

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<v Speaker 3>about them.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a place. Who are you, I'm Ron Phillips.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a place called Ocean Avenue. Here's a perfect song

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<v Speaker 3>for the beach.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, wait, wait, wait wait wait, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Punk punk party. Listen to the hook your party.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, Curtis, it's time for you to drop the top

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<v Speaker 5>on your jeep.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my cruise to the sounds of punk pop party

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<v Speaker 1>sits down? Did you play Nintendo?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want your trash. I want to know how

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<v Speaker 4>to you know all if.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm making them out of me Jack, Do you remember

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<v Speaker 1>the ataris get your board sorts on Stucie, Massimo, bill

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<v Speaker 1>A Bond War on what part of this? Aren't you

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<v Speaker 1>hitting Turtis? It's time to rock out with your own Listen.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm reporting you calling an operator.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to get caught with something.

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<v Speaker 4>Why are you listen?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna charge you twenty nine ninety nine for this.

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<v Speaker 1>Three CD said.

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<v Speaker 3>It's punk pop, party God.

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<v Speaker 1>How about rap? You're like rap, but nothing to do

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<v Speaker 1>with this? How about songs like this? This has got

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<v Speaker 1>some rap in.

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<v Speaker 4>It is not rap. I don't want to thread.

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<v Speaker 1>These guys are as white as vanilla, but yet they

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<v Speaker 1>tried to put a rap and rock in his song.

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<v Speaker 3>On you trying to.

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<v Speaker 4>Jazz a Beth Cuba that you don't understand the word

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<v Speaker 4>no and I don't written today. You can't be serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you not with me on this?

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<v Speaker 4>No? You? What part of that aren't you're getting?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not with yours. You've heard this at soccer games,

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<v Speaker 1>haven't you?

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<v Speaker 5>When they score a goal, everybody goes nuts.

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<v Speaker 4>Over the last three calls, I told you I don't

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<v Speaker 4>want you.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell you my feelings are kind of hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do a bunch of feelings. You're harassing me.

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<v Speaker 4>So your feelings and the music you're trying to.

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<v Speaker 1>Sell, I'm just trying to sell out. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>of this three CV set. Oh my god, punk pop party.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the real big Fish, combining the best of punk

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<v Speaker 1>pop with Scott. But you're all gonna go to the

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, I want you to dance in place with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Radio plays what they watching it here? Singing with me?

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<v Speaker 1>Sell out with me? Oh yeah, sell out of this

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<v Speaker 1>three CD set, pot party. This will make me lots

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<v Speaker 1>of money and everything's gonna be all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Taking your way back with this punk Oh classic.

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<v Speaker 4>Curtis, Hey, don yet Kinnish eratomy?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you done with your boots? Hey Curtis, you've you've

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<v Speaker 1>been phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? How is Scary Jones? Melbos the brand in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning show? Which one of my friends put you up

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<v Speaker 1>in it? Your girlfriend? Sharon? I for real?

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<v Speaker 4>He know? Telemark that's crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh by rock music apparently? Yeah, I can't find it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't already. Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab

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<v Speaker 1>was pre recorded with permission granted by all of Party Space.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning show,