Speaker 1: Second d d Well, this happens every once in a while,
Speaker 1: but sometimes before call I need to warn my co
Speaker 1: hosts please do not get too excited. Okay, do not
Speaker 1: make any sensual sounds pretext your husband's that you're not
Speaker 1: coming home today because we have a guy on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date with an accent. Oh, I
Speaker 1: just need to tell him phone away. A listener's name
Speaker 1: is Charles. Okay, Charles. Now that my co hosts are
Speaker 1: braced for it, let's hear your voice. Hello masters in Bang.
Speaker 1: I's all he said was Hello, that's all right, so
Speaker 1: welcome to the show, Charles. And I'm apologizing ahead of
Speaker 1: time here, but it's totally okay. I mean, I get
Speaker 1: it all the time here. Honestly, it must be hard
Speaker 1: life that you live. Yea here before we get into
Speaker 1: your day, Charles, your email says that you travel around
Speaker 1: a bit, so apparently it doesn't make it easy for
Speaker 1: you to meet people, is that right? Honestly, it's very
Speaker 1: difficult because you know, six months of the year, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm over here and then six months I'm back home
Speaker 1: in England, and it really makes it hard to make
Speaker 1: any kind of real connection. Yeah, that would be hard.
Speaker 1: I mean in either place, because like, what are you
Speaker 1: going to do, like hang out with somebody for a
Speaker 1: couple of months and be like, oh, we're going to
Speaker 1: do long distance for six months. That sounds terrible, that
Speaker 1: sounds kind of nice. Distance would be good on and off.
Speaker 1: But you know, if it's hard to meet people, Charles,
Speaker 1: how did you meet the person that you want us
Speaker 1: to call today? So I actually met us through a
Speaker 1: friend and my friend was like, listen, I have this
Speaker 1: friend who's recently single. And you know I was a
Speaker 1: bit skeptical. Wait, you met her? You you met her
Speaker 1: here or you met her back in England. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: because we can't make international calls. Our station doesn't have
Speaker 1: a budget for literally don't have the money. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's here, It's all right, okay. And so you were
Speaker 1: kind of hesitant, you said, I mean, who wouldn't be
Speaker 1: you know, recently single. That normally sets off the alarms,
Speaker 1: doesn't it. Yeah? Yeah, So let's just say that once
Speaker 1: she started so many pictures on a phone, those apprehensions
Speaker 1: kind of went away. Okay, So she was hot enough
Speaker 1: that you were willing to be her rebound. Well, when
Speaker 1: you put it that way, but yeah, can we attach
Speaker 1: a name to this person that you saw. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: name's Melanie. Melanie okay, so did you ask her out?
Speaker 1: So it was kind of like a mutual thing. Um,
Speaker 1: we decided to meet up at the local pub. We
Speaker 1: call that a bar around here. So we went to
Speaker 1: the pub. We had a few drinks, we got to
Speaker 1: know each other, having, you know, nice little conversation. What
Speaker 1: did you think about the chemistry between you two? I
Speaker 1: mean I thought went really well, to be honest, because
Speaker 1: you know, as soon as she started talking to me,
Speaker 1: she was just like, oh my god, I love your accent.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I never hear that. That's funny.
Speaker 1: Would you guys connect over a little bit of everything?
Speaker 1: To be honest, I mean, we played darts, We played
Speaker 1: a bit of snooker, a bit of what is that?
Speaker 1: Is that like a different type of pool game or something.
Speaker 1: Snooker is the Ish version of pool where you put
Speaker 1: him in your mouth. That's your version hide the queue.
Speaker 1: You don't have to explain the rules to us. But
Speaker 1: that sounds like a good time everywhere. At one point
Speaker 1: she let me know that she's actually a model. Oh
Speaker 1: with an accent and a model? Are you kidding me.
Speaker 1: I'm curious. How did she drop that? I always wonder
Speaker 1: how people work that into a conversation. Was in her
Speaker 1: bio or was she really a model? Because he never
Speaker 1: saw a bio because they were hooked. Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 1: I know she she just kind of you know, we're
Speaker 1: talking about what we do, and she mentioned that she
Speaker 1: was a model, and so I think anyone would do
Speaker 1: this in the situation. I was like, oh, do you
Speaker 1: have any modeling pictures? And she just showed you her Instagram. No,
Speaker 1: she actually pulled up about these professional looking photo shoots
Speaker 1: all in a gallery. Sounds to me like Charles is
Speaker 1: getting a little randy. Yeah, it sounds to me like
Speaker 1: I can see why she turned down a guy with
Speaker 1: an accent. She has a lot of options. Yeah, how
Speaker 1: did things end? That night? After a few drinks and
Speaker 1: after a few laughs, I walked out to a car.
Speaker 1: You know, I was kind of hoping for, you know,
Speaker 1: a little good bye kiss. Well it's a little sn
Speaker 1: snicker a little after Oh this game was ye version
Speaker 1: and and I was shot down. Shall we say I
Speaker 1: got the side hug. Do you have any idea why
Speaker 1: she might have turned you down? I mean, the only
Speaker 1: thing I can think of is that when she showed
Speaker 1: me the modeling pictures, I boozed. I'll be honest, I
Speaker 1: had to pick my job of off the floor. You know.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a flattery in reaction, and I would have thought, sope,
Speaker 1: maybe you just never gave her a compliment. Did you
Speaker 1: remember to pick your job up and like say something afterwards? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I let her know that she was absolutely
Speaker 1: gorgeous both in person in fact, I even said she
Speaker 1: was better in person out you were just dashing dash.
Speaker 1: Maybe it sounds better when he says, yeah, probably said
Speaker 1: the word dashing dashing. Oh it is pretty good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why are Jose's pants off? I don't know. We're gonna
Speaker 1: go to work for you, Charles right here, going to
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, and we're gonna call Melanie
Speaker 1: for you, and we're going to figure out why she
Speaker 1: is not calling back. The most charming British bloke we
Speaker 1: have ever spoken to on this show. But thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, Cherio Second, Harry Styles, Jude Law,
Speaker 1: Ronald Weasley. Besides the fact Alexis's DM feet picks to
Speaker 1: all of them, they're all from England, but none of
Speaker 1: those blokes compare to the British charmer who reached out
Speaker 1: to us for help today with a second date named
Speaker 1: Charles h Charles ron was from Hoggard. But they're in English. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if they're definitely in England. Okay, Now, Charles spends time
Speaker 1: on both continents, but recently he got set up with
Speaker 1: a woman over here, a model named Melanie. Oh man,
Speaker 1: it must be so hard to be you, Charles one
Speaker 1: is recently single. She's so excited after their night out
Speaker 1: at the pub, Melanie is now acting like a royal
Speaker 1: B which stands for boo, because she's ghosting even in
Speaker 1: even in what do you call it Royal English? What
Speaker 1: do we call his English? Different means English English? Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, And the whole point of this call is
Speaker 1: to try and reach out to the Royal b to
Speaker 1: see if we can reconnect them. Brooke, Okay, before we
Speaker 1: call Melanie, do you have any last thoughts or lewd
Speaker 1: comments that you would like to hear that Charles, I mean, Charles,
Speaker 1: you actually really liked Melanie, right, not just because she
Speaker 1: was super hot, like you want a relationship, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean she she like an absolutely that she's calling you
Speaker 1: a loose man, Charles. Wow, our Charles would never brought
Speaker 1: I would trust me. I do not look down on
Speaker 1: the part of anything. I don't know. I'm kind of
Speaker 1: excited for you. I think that you can get this back.
Speaker 1: I mean, I really hope so, because it is really
Speaker 1: difficult to meet people from honest right, especially hot models.
Speaker 1: Difficult for anyone. Yeah, I'm a little bit intimidated to
Speaker 1: call her, but we're gonna do it. I'm nervous, but
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm gonna dial Melanie and we're gonna
Speaker 1: get your second day update right now. Hello, it's in
Speaker 1: her voice. This is going to be a tough one. Yeah. Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Melanie? Yes, this is Shane. You can do this, Jeff,
Speaker 1: you got it. Hey, Melanie, what's up? No, I'll calling
Speaker 1: from a radio show broken Jeffrey, Morning, Melanie. I feel
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of people there here. I'm Jeff,
Speaker 1: there's everybody else ya. But the whole thing is we're
Speaker 1: calling on behalf of one of our listeners who went
Speaker 1: on a date with you recently, and you're not talking
Speaker 1: to him afterwards, and he doesn't really know why. UM,
Speaker 1: I feel bad. Can you specifically say a person's name
Speaker 1: does that mean you're going out with a lot of
Speaker 1: guys right now? She is. We know you just got
Speaker 1: out of a relationship you were set up by your friend,
Speaker 1: Oh the British guy. Okay, yes, Charles is the one
Speaker 1: that's trying to get a hold of you. But apparently
Speaker 1: you're not talking to him anymore and he doesn't understand why.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was a little disappointed in our date.
Speaker 1: I fellow, you were a little missled. Yeah. Oh was
Speaker 1: he not like as cute as you thought he was
Speaker 1: going to be or something? I mean I was told
Speaker 1: that he was a professional athlete, so I was thinking
Speaker 1: what you were told that he was a what a
Speaker 1: professional athlete? Oh? We never asked, well is he not?
Speaker 1: Because we never asked him if he was. I don't.
Speaker 1: We have no idea. It makes sense six months in
Speaker 1: and out, it's a season. Well, I mean I was
Speaker 1: assuming he played football, you know, soccer, soccer? Okay, I
Speaker 1: mean this guy's a professional dart player dart? Yeah? Is
Speaker 1: that a bad thing though? When you say that it's
Speaker 1: bad for him to be a professional dart player. I
Speaker 1: just expected someone tall and athletic and not like a
Speaker 1: normal guy that plays darts at a bar. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It just feels like if it's not in the Olympics,
Speaker 1: it's not a sport. I don't know. He wasn't So
Speaker 1: that was a disappointment to you, I think, definitely, And
Speaker 1: you couldn't get over it. Like as much as I
Speaker 1: really really like Tom Holland, I just wasn't expecting Tom
Speaker 1: Holland average. Look, but Zadah loves Tom Holland. And look
Speaker 1: how awesome she is. Enda. You can try and sound
Speaker 1: young all you want, Brom. I'm just saying, Melanie, like
Speaker 1: you could be that cute couple. You could be her
Speaker 1: the Zendia Zendia Zendeia to the Tom Holland. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: get off of Tom Holland and Zendiah and let's focus
Speaker 1: on guy who cares to sell him. Well, now is
Speaker 1: the perfect chance to have that conversation with him, because
Speaker 1: Charles is actually on the other line listening right now
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you. Oh gosh, Charles, you there, Hi, Melanie, Hello,
Speaker 1: I am it's a little awkward. I have to just
Speaker 1: correct you on something. I am a professional athlete. Well,
Speaker 1: while I'm from dots Is, it's renowned. It takes focus
Speaker 1: it takes the husterity it takes. It's do you have
Speaker 1: to be a top tier human being to be this
Speaker 1: good darts? I mean, I'm the top player in all
Speaker 1: of England, dude, So like people in England know your name.
Speaker 1: I get stopped in the street when I walk through London.
Speaker 1: Wower like they're huge in England. Do they come out here?
Speaker 1: No one knows who the heck they are, Melanie? Does
Speaker 1: that make up for his lack of biceps and apps?
Speaker 1: I mean I never said anything about him highs right
Speaker 1: because they weren't there. But he sounds like like everybody
Speaker 1: knows him that he's a pretty big deal over in England.
Speaker 1: You mentioned that darts isn't on the Olympics, not yet. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: there the whole movement there, but that's not the point.
Speaker 1: Over here. I am dominating the competition. Soon he's going
Speaker 1: to be posing like half naked in a Calvin kleinhad.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, well not what? Yeah, it just doesn't sound
Speaker 1: like you believe me. Melanie and I make a lot
Speaker 1: of money. You are upset that she It just sounds
Speaker 1: like you're trying to prove to her that you are
Speaker 1: of the caliber that she was expecting, Like, you're not
Speaker 1: insulted that she may be looking for more surface things. Well,
Speaker 1: like I didn't question her about being a model. I
Speaker 1: didn't say, hey, you're a model, get up there on
Speaker 1: the catwalk, give us a twelve. Yeah, face value. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here, you know, I am an athlete, maybe not
Speaker 1: the one she envisioned, but I don't need to prove
Speaker 1: myself to have to have my profession just kind of
Speaker 1: pushed aside. You know, it's it's a little insulting. Okay,
Speaker 1: does it sound a little bit like tiny Tim wants
Speaker 1: another bowl of porridge? I don't even know what that means,
Speaker 1: but I do feel bad that he feels disrespected. So okay,
Speaker 1: I give apologize. But my picture of a professional asthlete
Speaker 1: is definitely different than you know where you I as
Speaker 1: a dark player. Well, sometimes the best things in life
Speaker 1: come in a small package. Well that I have a
Speaker 1: lot of fun, Melani. And then, and to be honest,
Speaker 1: I kind of want to continue that kind Well, you
Speaker 1: can continue it on our bill, because we will pay
Speaker 1: for the next date you guys, go on if you
Speaker 1: both agree, Melanie. If someone's going to try it's hard
Speaker 1: to get my attention by calling the radio to call me.
Speaker 1: I gotta give you as I can can. If he
Speaker 1: is a professional athlete, I think maybe he should be
Speaker 1: able to pay for the date. Right. Oh, I thought
Speaker 1: you didn't care about the money. I mean even rich
Speaker 1: people like free things. Oh, I mean I shouldn't have
Speaker 1: to do that. If he says he makes so much money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he probably doesn't have a gift card to the
Speaker 1: cheesecake factory. We'll toss one in there. I don't think
Speaker 1: I know about the cheesecake factory. Is that? Is that
Speaker 1: something I should That's gonna blow your freaking nickers off.
Speaker 1: That is a cultural awakening, Jeffrey in the morning man.
Speaker 1: After that, I think we all deserve to get knighted.
Speaker 1: Is that what happens when you help an English person?
Speaker 1: Alexis You know, I've never been knighted, only been dumped
Speaker 1: by an English fact for a call from Buckingham Palace
Speaker 1: for telling this British guy about the cheesecake factory. You know,
Speaker 1: the second he goes in there, he's gonna eat a
Speaker 1: few slices and immediately lose his accent. Yeah, he's gonna
Speaker 1: blame us for I love this one. I'm still impressed
Speaker 1: with us. I don't know. I can't believe he wasn't
Speaker 1: more upset with her. No, dudes are so shallow too.
Speaker 1: He was totally fine that she only wanted him for
Speaker 1: his money. I was gonna say, it's still a fish
Speaker 1: even mean that once he mentioned while I'm the number
Speaker 1: one player. Yeah, they will travel a lot to fire
Speaker 1: treat on each other. Yeah, I mean they both know
Speaker 1: what they're getting into. Yeah, but I'm still impressed. I'm
Speaker 1: taking it as a wind up. A British person and
Speaker 1: a really beautiful person. They always need help. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love for them. And if you need help right now,
Speaker 1: you can always email us. We'll call the person who
Speaker 1: isn't calling you back.