1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:05,040 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I'm he 2 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:08,799 Speaker 1: os Kevin Pollo. Guess that Kevin Pollock. Yeah, No, I 3 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,560 Speaker 1: don't see how that's your business, but I digress. I'm 4 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: so very happy to welcome you all to another episode. 5 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: Oh Alchemy. This, that's meet Today's Alchemy Showy no particular orders. 6 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 1: Say hello to Joey Greer. Grimmy. If you will when 7 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:24,079 Speaker 1: you die and arrive in hell, how would you like 8 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: to greet you? Wow, so this is already known. I 9 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 1: will die and go to Hell, probably with prosecco. Look 10 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: behind you, it's Vanessa Raglan. When you get to heaven, 11 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,599 Speaker 1: when you get to have what would you like God 12 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 1: to say about Joey Greer? Next up, it's Chris Alvarado 13 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: Creez Simo, how will you begin your Oscar acceptance speech? 14 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:02,640 Speaker 1: Kevin Paul made this happen? That's correct, that's correct. That 15 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,279 Speaker 1: is a correct answer. Hey, now there's James Heeney, Jimmy China. 16 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 1: Let's let's go. I may need a T shirt. By 17 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,400 Speaker 1: the way, those are be out there, listeners. I may 18 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: need a T shirt that Jimmy Jinna you spell it, 19 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 1: however you need to Jimmy Johna, please summarize for us 20 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 1: your night school valedictorian speech. I really appreciate everybody allowing 21 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:31,560 Speaker 1: me to come into class and learn and become a 22 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 1: better person. That's weird because I had my name in 23 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: your speech. Also, oh, I'm so sorry and don't know 24 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 1: it's too late. No. And last, but by your tongue 25 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 1: hard well chewing if you think him Lee say hello 26 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: to returning guests Alchemist Mark Gagle, I Mark five by Gillette. 27 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: Please recite the alphabet backwards now z y x w 28 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: v U. T uh. You know what You're gonna have 29 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 1: to take me to jail because that's as far as 30 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: that's pretty good, pretty close, a way more impressive. All right. 31 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 1: All of our scenes today are suggested by you, the listeners. 32 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: If you want to have your own damn suggestion in here, 33 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: write to us at your name here at alchemy this 34 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 1: dot com. Your name here at alchemy this dot com. 35 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,760 Speaker 1: Our first scene cons indeed from Amanda Parker, who wrote, 36 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 1: hey there, First of all, thank you from the bottom 37 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 1: of my heart. Why is it always the bottom? Uh? 38 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 1: You folks may help me make it through my everyday life. 39 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 1: I listened to the show everywhere, whether it's at the 40 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 1: office my boyfriend and I own a massage clinic. Hello, 41 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: or at my part time job at night where I 42 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,680 Speaker 1: deliver pizza until three am. Keep me laughing so I 43 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,920 Speaker 1: don't break down crying. Ah. I have an idea for 44 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: a scene. A pizza place that never closes despite any 45 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: natural disaster, much like the one I work at in 46 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Um, even when the wind chilled 47 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 1: dips blow six degrees, We're still delivering pizza. Ya um. 48 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 1: In this scene, the natural disaster might have something to 49 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: do with the zombie apocalypse. Whatever you want to do, go, 50 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,640 Speaker 1: Thanks for entertaining me with all your amazing hilarity, Amanda Park. 51 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 1: We could take you to that pizza place now, yep. 52 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,079 Speaker 1: I was wondering, Um, do you think I could um 53 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,920 Speaker 1: leave um a little bit earlier today? Oh, someone wants 54 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:20,079 Speaker 1: to leave early just a little bit. You got something wrong, 55 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: something wrong with your kid again? Is that what's happening? Well, yeah, Clark, 56 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: it ain't two more Pepperoni's. Yeah, I'll get you more 57 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: Pepperoni's coming out. Yeah, there's something wrong with my kid again. Yeah. Look, 58 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not calling you a liar or anything, 59 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 1: but there's something been wrong with how many of your 60 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: kids you had? Now, like eleven you've said that there's 61 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 1: something's been wrong with Yeah, yeah, I think you're full 62 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: of bologney. But you go ahead, you know what you 63 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,119 Speaker 1: take girls. I don't like it this way. I don't 64 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: like it this way. I'd rather really have like your 65 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: true blessing before I take off. Yeah, you're not gonna 66 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: get okay, okay, I did think about it. I wanted 67 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 1: for the record that I did. Oh, come on, come 68 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 1: on the customer. Oh gosh, sorry, I was berating, berating 69 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 1: one of my one of my one of my cooks. 70 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 1: That's what it sounded like. He lies about children a lot. 71 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 1: My kids are sick, are they? That is that is 72 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 1: is that snow coming down out there? That that is 73 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 1: snow and it is sharp snowing. Oh gosh, sharp snow 74 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: cutt my nose. Wow. Oh yeah, I didn't know. I thought, 75 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,479 Speaker 1: you know what you see so much Marinera on people 76 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 1: here that I oh sharp snow day, I'm starving. Well, 77 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 1: you know what, you came to the right place. Pasta? 78 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 1: Do we do we have pasta? Let me get our 79 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 1: pasta guy out here for you. Good, Hey, Tino, what 80 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 1: do you need? This is Tino or pasta guy? You 81 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,479 Speaker 1: tell him whatever kind of pasta you want and he 82 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,719 Speaker 1: can make it special for you. You know, I'm having 83 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 1: a day. My nose is bleeding. It was a sharp snow. 84 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 1: I'm so cold. I'd love some warm pasta with some meatballs. 85 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 1: Do you want it to the creamy sauce? The okay? Okay, 86 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 1: so no laguini. Uh you want to meet what kind 87 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 1: of sauce you want in there? You know the good guy. 88 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: I mean there's a lot of good kinds of some 89 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:20,039 Speaker 1: kinds of friends. Do you have butter with ketchup inside? What? 90 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:25,279 Speaker 1: Like my mom used to make any six? Okay, okay, 91 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 1: I'll be right there. Listen. Let me let me give 92 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 1: you something no no, no, no, no no spaghetti catch up 93 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:33,960 Speaker 1: and bother that's not a good sauce. Let me bring 94 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:38,040 Speaker 1: you back something really special. They bring you back something. Hey, 95 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,400 Speaker 1: rich Um, I was maybe you can cover my my 96 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:46,280 Speaker 1: shift tomorrow. Yeah, man, that's not a problem. Banks, man, 97 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:50,360 Speaker 1: it's my kids. Tell me about it. Man. Wow, well, like, 98 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: so you know I have you loving children. Yeah, it's 99 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,480 Speaker 1: just like one by one, like one gets sick and 100 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 1: the other get sick. They get sick, and then they 101 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 1: get sicked, and you know, they get sick, and they 102 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,040 Speaker 1: get sicked and the o they get sicked in you 103 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 1: they get sicked and you know, they get sicked and 104 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,120 Speaker 1: the other get sick. And so it's like I gotta 105 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 1: be there for them. They're like spreading a disease amongst themselves. Man, Yeah, 106 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 1: that's what it feels like. So it feels like like 107 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a little congested myself. So I 108 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,240 Speaker 1: really appreciate that. Man. Maybe we don't tell. We don't tell. 109 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 1: Bost and those kids got nailed this, man, you should. 110 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:19,719 Speaker 1: I don't know if fire is the thing, but what 111 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 1: take care of it? What do you mean? What do 112 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:25,120 Speaker 1: you mean? What I mean? Like, is there a fire remedy? 113 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:29,080 Speaker 1: I could be using ancient one? Yeah, okay, I'm into 114 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 1: like holistic stuff. Check out this tone. Yeah, my buddy, 115 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,240 Speaker 1: dug it a lot of dust. Yeah, it's like from 116 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 1: I don't know, fourteenth century or twelveth century or something 117 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,160 Speaker 1: like that. I don't know what Christ was alive anyway. 118 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 1: So if you read some of these passages right here 119 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,040 Speaker 1: in Latin, it should evoke some kind of temple charm. 120 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 1: It's gonna open up a portal dimension. It's gonna be 121 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:52,120 Speaker 1: able to clench your children through fire. Are you on 122 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: an eight am or seven eight am ship? Yeah, but 123 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,360 Speaker 1: you're gonna need the blood of each one. You're gonna 124 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,159 Speaker 1: need hair articles, and you're gonna need a charm. I 125 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,600 Speaker 1: just need to guarantee I can't keep missing work, Dude, 126 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:09,320 Speaker 1: I get that. Man, this chi Yeah, yeah, thank you 127 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 1: so much. Kitchen Steve. Yep, Kitchen Steve, what's going on 128 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: back there? Why are we eighty six? And everything? Are we? 129 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,000 Speaker 1: Did you not place an order this week for nothing? Yeah? 130 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:21,440 Speaker 1: You're right, that's on me. I'm the one who orders 131 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,360 Speaker 1: the pasta. Is that your point? All right? Are you 132 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 1: busting my balls again? I'm simply saying you're pointing fingers 133 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 1: away from yourself. Yeah, I'm always point fingers away from myself, 134 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 1: Kitchen Steve. Your job, Kitchen Steve, is to stay in 135 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 1: the kitchen and make sure the food gets made. And 136 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 1: when I hear the words the numbers eighty six coming 137 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,920 Speaker 1: out of the kitchen right makes me upset. Well, maybe 138 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 1: if we go back to my original name, Chicago Steve, 139 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:46,440 Speaker 1: that wouldn't be these problems. Oh, okay, Chicago Steve. Maybe 140 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:50,600 Speaker 1: little Lumbridge with Kitchen Steve. Sure you look you you 141 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,200 Speaker 1: when you were in Chicago, when you were in Chicago 142 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,880 Speaker 1: for Chicago Steve. You know who New Chicago Steve. Every 143 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 1: mobster in town, New Chicago Steve. I bring you in here. 144 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:02,559 Speaker 1: I name you Kitchen Eve, so no one's gonna know who. Sorry, 145 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,240 Speaker 1: hold on, I'm getting a little bit. Does that not 146 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,680 Speaker 1: feel good? Yeah? Do you get that? I got a 147 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 1: little like it's not object it's like a like a 148 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 1: congestion of heartache, heartache, heart attack. What do you know 149 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 1: about heartache? Not a lot, I'll be honest with you. 150 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,360 Speaker 1: But pretty cheery, rosy guy. You probably noticed that. Yeah, 151 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,840 Speaker 1: ah man, Yeah, you guys, taste this really quick. Tell 152 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 1: me if this taste like the best spaghetti sauce you've 153 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:28,080 Speaker 1: ever had. Where's that butter and ketchup? It's definitely butter 154 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,680 Speaker 1: inside ketchup. So I was gonna try something super special 155 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:35,880 Speaker 1: and different. I've decided to make this woman's homemade recipe. 156 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 1: I don't know what we should call it. Lilac that's 157 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:47,520 Speaker 1: already taken, flower good Ginger also already takes. No. You're 158 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,080 Speaker 1: terrible at you guys, I hate didn't rupt, but I 159 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,760 Speaker 1: wasn't listening to just about one of your kids, know 160 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:54,800 Speaker 1: all right, Uh, that's rude of you to say, though 161 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:59,080 Speaker 1: I love him, that's all. Thank you, Just a cheery guy. Yeah, 162 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,640 Speaker 1: listen to the new report and it says that the 163 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:05,720 Speaker 1: snow is coming down sharper than we've ever seen to 164 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,760 Speaker 1: stay indoors mean sharp. Well, it was a flesh freeze. 165 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,840 Speaker 1: It dropped so quick that the water is just sharpest basically. 166 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,120 Speaker 1: I mean, there's a super bloody lady in the front 167 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:19,120 Speaker 1: of the restaurant, super blush. She's been she's caked it out. 168 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,920 Speaker 1: I'm not even sure she's awake or passed out. She's 169 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,160 Speaker 1: this is her. I got to go out there get 170 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 1: that tour. Hey, what's this? What's this book doing on 171 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,640 Speaker 1: the prep table? What is this? Some kind of tone? Yeah, 172 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,360 Speaker 1: from when when like Christ was alive something like that. 173 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,520 Speaker 1: Who brought you? Bring that? In the end, buddy, I'm 174 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:39,280 Speaker 1: just holding for a bit. It's got a really cool 175 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:44,440 Speaker 1: pictures on the inside. And you know, open open him up? 176 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:49,800 Speaker 1: Is it open? You keep closing it when you talk. 177 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:54,120 Speaker 1: I can't you seem to have you seem to have 178 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:57,640 Speaker 1: diminished significantly since we wandered away from you. I think 179 00:09:57,679 --> 00:10:02,600 Speaker 1: they were more cuts under my snows. Let's take a look, Rich, 180 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,000 Speaker 1: Maybe now the time to bring your book. Read some 181 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,560 Speaker 1: of those Latin phrases. Let's se if you can help 182 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:16,040 Speaker 1: this woman my poetry to get me healing. Maybe a 183 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:20,120 Speaker 1: Kinkos in an hour. You're not gonna make kinkles. Why 184 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,240 Speaker 1: don't I call your work? Why don't I call your work? 185 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,679 Speaker 1: Your work? What do you have to get there in 186 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,199 Speaker 1: an hour? Well? I told the lady on the phone, 187 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,839 Speaker 1: makings and prints for me, and I told I'd be there. 188 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,480 Speaker 1: Goes up for you. We can, we can send. I'm 189 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:35,800 Speaker 1: sure Kinkos is going to be closed. I think every 190 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,600 Speaker 1: single store in the city is gonna be closed due 191 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:41,200 Speaker 1: to the sharp super sharp. Eventually, we got to save 192 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,080 Speaker 1: this fish man. We have a cot in the back. 193 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,920 Speaker 1: It's pretty comfy, be honest with you. If the storm 194 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,920 Speaker 1: done let up, you know who can we contact? That smell? 195 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:56,960 Speaker 1: That's the pasta? Yeah, I actually use your recipe and 196 00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:01,240 Speaker 1: made butter catch a pasta watch a servant to her 197 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,719 Speaker 1: already I put it to but it just got I 198 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:07,240 Speaker 1: think the blood rich, we're losing her. Rich, really want 199 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:12,640 Speaker 1: to see how she enjoys the post. Let everyone make 200 00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:19,000 Speaker 1: a star shape, so you go A little five point 201 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:24,120 Speaker 1: point is the Jewish thing. Everybody here realized that jewish six. 202 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,640 Speaker 1: Just cut your finger? Cut you everyone cut your finger? 203 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:31,280 Speaker 1: You there we go. I think that's what it's. Yeah, 204 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:36,280 Speaker 1: that's that. Two more. We all have a knife. It's company. Pause. 205 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,040 Speaker 1: That's what you said. Fair enough? Two sons and more 206 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 1: timatia a foreign and lamium for Tullius. Feel better, man, 207 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,680 Speaker 1: I know that. Don't sound like it's what everyone say. 208 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:59,400 Speaker 1: Everyone say more to human is she's looking man and 209 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:04,079 Speaker 1: spinning ahead. Holy no, I think we did some wrong. 210 00:12:04,679 --> 00:12:17,600 Speaker 1: Why are their scales coming out of her cutshing zard? 211 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:23,360 Speaker 1: Oh no, I'll tell your kids sound oh boy, wait 212 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,640 Speaker 1: a minute, you're eleven kids all sound like this. Give 213 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,480 Speaker 1: us some of the pasta. I don't want to get 214 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:37,360 Speaker 1: close here. My god, that's gotta leave a scar for sure. No, 215 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,200 Speaker 1: shim's happy. Now, boss, what do you think now? Can 216 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:44,720 Speaker 1: we close? No, we don't close, No matter the disaster, 217 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,959 Speaker 1: we do not close. In the back. Put her in 218 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:53,160 Speaker 1: the back of the on the wait. This lizard speaks English. 219 00:12:53,360 --> 00:13:08,599 Speaker 1: People's oh sure, you better feed it my hair my 220 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:16,840 Speaker 1: good scales. You don't know. It's like he's he's not. 221 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,320 Speaker 1: Rocko's got some scales. We got order, we got we 222 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,480 Speaker 1: got that order. We have fifteen PEPs in here, all right, 223 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:24,480 Speaker 1: we gotta make these PEPs quick. Al right, back to work, 224 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,960 Speaker 1: Back to work. I just want to say, either it's 225 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,520 Speaker 1: the snow or the night or the only two people 226 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,440 Speaker 1: who have scales coming out of the skin, or the 227 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:38,080 Speaker 1: same two that ate the catchup inside butter pols. So 228 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:43,599 Speaker 1: I'm just saying this Lezard is really mocking. We just 229 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:47,400 Speaker 1: kill it. Was the greatest thing that's ever happened in 230 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:50,520 Speaker 1: around this place. You kill it, I'll put it on 231 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:53,960 Speaker 1: the pizza. No, no, put it to work, give it 232 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:58,320 Speaker 1: an apron. Hey can you cover my shift tomorrow? Whoa dude? 233 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,040 Speaker 1: You just offered me that. Yeah, but I mean we 234 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:04,439 Speaker 1: have a new employee. But I told you I knew that. Okay, 235 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:09,880 Speaker 1: she's taking it. Do that. I already said, no, this 236 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,160 Speaker 1: is bullsh I need that money for you. Take your 237 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:16,600 Speaker 1: tone and like do something. Here we go. Wait, did 238 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,000 Speaker 1: you just pull a lot of several thousand dollars a 239 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:27,200 Speaker 1: d That's all I got? Okay. I was deeply concerned 240 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,440 Speaker 1: for a second. Yeah, just it was two hundreds wrapped 241 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,000 Speaker 1: around a lot of ones. Oh sure, the Italian way. 242 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:35,760 Speaker 1: That's right, lizard lady, I'm gonna need you to put 243 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:40,160 Speaker 1: this apron on. Uh and what will you train heard? 244 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,160 Speaker 1: You're only you're the only dad you're probably used to 245 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:48,360 Speaker 1: teaching kids. Okay, okay, all right. Uh so go ahead 246 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:52,760 Speaker 1: and put your hands in this dough. Perfect your claws, 247 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,440 Speaker 1: your claws in the dough. Nice, So we have we 248 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:58,120 Speaker 1: have fifteen pepsps. Okay, great, we can do this. Now 249 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 1: roll it out. Great, great, this is great. Guys. Someone 250 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 1: get a picture which is an employee to a month 251 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:12,560 Speaker 1: going on the wall. It's just eight all the dough 252 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:16,200 Speaker 1: all so, one step forward and a couple of steps back. Alright, alright, 253 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,240 Speaker 1: got a picture with my phontino. Take this over to 254 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:25,000 Speaker 1: Kinko's for it closes, gone full, lizard bill, Now can 255 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:31,840 Speaker 1: we close? And that's when they close? Fantastic? All right, 256 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,960 Speaker 1: let's get the same number two. This one comes in 257 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:37,000 Speaker 1: from Paul, who wrote the surviving members of an Antarctic 258 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 1: research station who have run out of food and at 259 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,160 Speaker 1: least one who suspects that there might be a thing 260 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,680 Speaker 1: from another world hiding in the midst keep up the 261 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:51,040 Speaker 1: excellent work. Paul manjaridises, well, I've checked all the vitals. 262 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,360 Speaker 1: Everything seems to be okay. In this section here we 263 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,960 Speaker 1: had to quarantine off all of the observation areas. And 264 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,160 Speaker 1: you think that's being a little dramatic. Can I ask 265 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,280 Speaker 1: a question, yes, should it be so hard to get 266 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,640 Speaker 1: some ice for my drink? I mean, considering where we are, 267 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,600 Speaker 1: do we look like fucking waitresses? I'm just you, guys, 268 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:11,760 Speaker 1: Why did you have to be waitress? Why does a 269 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:15,640 Speaker 1: gender thing with you? This is me? This will be fine. 270 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,960 Speaker 1: If we start in fighting, we are going to destroy 271 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,440 Speaker 1: the only thing that we have to survive with, and 272 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:26,000 Speaker 1: that's each other. So focus up. Okay, okay, okay. We 273 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,520 Speaker 1: got two weeks until anybody comes to check on us, 274 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,840 Speaker 1: and that's just to resupply. Nobody knows we're fucked out here. Okay, 275 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,240 Speaker 1: how fucked? We're so funny that nobody can remember to 276 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,680 Speaker 1: put a new tray of water in the freezer to 277 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,280 Speaker 1: make guys. Yeah, that's the kind of people we're dealing 278 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,520 Speaker 1: with here. Okay. Sorry, is that's the bottom line of 279 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,720 Speaker 1: that's pretty well? I mean, if you can't count on 280 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,600 Speaker 1: your companions that we had cocktail Tuesdays. I thought that 281 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:54,160 Speaker 1: was a really fun bonding thing. But that doesn't exist anymore. Now. 282 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 1: It's just us trying to fucking survive. It's not enough 283 00:16:56,720 --> 00:17:00,880 Speaker 1: alcohol out of alcohol so even better, which it's fine 284 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:05,320 Speaker 1: with me with you because you seem to really push 285 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,680 Speaker 1: the limit alcohol. You push it. It's not to me. 286 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,440 Speaker 1: It's not to me to say whether you are You 287 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,199 Speaker 1: know what you already said it. I heard him say it. 288 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,080 Speaker 1: You guys heard him say it. I heard him say it. 289 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:16,480 Speaker 1: But if I was an alcoholic, I wouldn't be functioning 290 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,760 Speaker 1: right now. When you set up a meeting, maybe this 291 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,880 Speaker 1: is the meeting. We are in the meeting. There is it? 292 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:32,359 Speaker 1: We are here? Oh wait, that do but maybe racist. 293 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:37,359 Speaker 1: Let's just be quiet, if please please help speak English. 294 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:47,680 Speaker 1: Open that door, open that door, get him a blanket quick. 295 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:52,200 Speaker 1: Thank you for bringing me in. It's very cool your 296 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:58,560 Speaker 1: face is it must be really storing alcohol wherever you 297 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:03,000 Speaker 1: coming from, like I came. I came for cocktail Tuesday? 298 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,399 Speaker 1: Did you put an E blast out? Who put an 299 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,760 Speaker 1: E blast out? Email that you have? You're a week 300 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,400 Speaker 1: all that emails a week? All? There is no more 301 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:16,960 Speaker 1: there is no more out of alcohol, not one. It 302 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:19,880 Speaker 1: wasn't one person that drank most of it. That's right, 303 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:23,800 Speaker 1: it wasn't. It was equally distributed. Sir, you have the 304 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:30,119 Speaker 1: hands of an alcoholically Okay, Okay, so you're a guest. Okay? 305 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,879 Speaker 1: Are you from the Russian stage? How far can we 306 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:38,440 Speaker 1: get to your station? I am from somewhere that was mysterious? Right, 307 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,760 Speaker 1: we've lost power to almost three fourths of our facility. 308 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:47,000 Speaker 1: We're just yes, the punch is broken. Guess we give 309 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,400 Speaker 1: us one second so we can do it quick. Down 310 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,199 Speaker 1: on this on this small sofa, please lay down. What 311 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:58,399 Speaker 1: is your name? By the way, you can call me. 312 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,960 Speaker 1: Most people do guys for guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. 313 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,880 Speaker 1: Let's talk for guys and ladies. Thank you, lady, just one. 314 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 1: Why don't we just say folks, folks, folks, people, country term. 315 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,040 Speaker 1: I'm more of a city guy, so much more people. People. 316 00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:17,200 Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think this guy's here for cocktaw? 317 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,560 Speaker 1: What do you think he's here for? What? I don't know. 318 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,640 Speaker 1: What do you think he's an alcoholic? Jason? I bet 319 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:28,280 Speaker 1: Jason thinks he's a Now I'm foreigner who came storming 320 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:32,240 Speaker 1: in from the storm for foreigner, I got an idea 321 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,720 Speaker 1: for we are the foreigners were kind of invading to 322 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,440 Speaker 1: our party. I know how to make a little cocktail. 323 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,240 Speaker 1: Can't bring it. We'll all have a drink and when 324 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,359 Speaker 1: we get back then do you have alcohol that we 325 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:51,560 Speaker 1: don't know about? Wink wink, yep ye, Bridge, you now 326 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,240 Speaker 1: have a new girlfriend. Bridge have a girlfriend. You don't 327 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,400 Speaker 1: have a girlfriend. You have a girlfriend. You've got a friend. 328 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,480 Speaker 1: One fucking second, Okay, can we just all say, well 329 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,080 Speaker 1: we think this guy's doing here? What is I think 330 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,640 Speaker 1: he's here to kill us here for a contown? Why 331 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,640 Speaker 1: we're not? I don't care what he said. You said 332 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,879 Speaker 1: that you're a great poker player and you're terrible. Oh god, Okay, 333 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:16,800 Speaker 1: what's going on? Because its cards? It's a lot. She's 334 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,480 Speaker 1: just saying that too, because she wants keep taking your money. 335 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,920 Speaker 1: What is happening here? All I'm saying is he's probably here. 336 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,840 Speaker 1: He probably knows about her top secret mission. And here 337 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,120 Speaker 1: are you five years old? Do you think you'll want 338 00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:30,960 Speaker 1: to have sex with one of us? Oh my god, 339 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,280 Speaker 1: you're positioning yourself to have sex with him? Why do 340 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:38,560 Speaker 1: you when he has some of this is that with 341 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:44,200 Speaker 1: a C. My friends, Okay, I'm just gonna felt cool. Yeah, 342 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,560 Speaker 1: what does that mean? What is the represent what? Well, 343 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,200 Speaker 1: that's the word coolest. Spell it differently with what's in there, 344 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,560 Speaker 1: the same with the parts cool aid with a K. 345 00:20:54,880 --> 00:21:01,720 Speaker 1: But it's angy one I propo. Hey, Christ, that's a 346 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:09,359 Speaker 1: clear wounds. Hey friend? So, uh, it's cold, is very cold? 347 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:14,159 Speaker 1: It's cold, it's cold. I am man. I feel like 348 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:18,560 Speaker 1: if I was like some kind of secret agent or something. 349 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:22,359 Speaker 1: Are you some kind of secret No? No, why would 350 00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:24,560 Speaker 1: you begin the conversation with if I was a secret 351 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,679 Speaker 1: Give me one tech, guys, I'm not doing great? Over that? 352 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,840 Speaker 1: Doing great? What was that? Found it? Man? I got scared. Hey, 353 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:38,199 Speaker 1: let's just trying. Okay, don't ask him if he has 354 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:42,080 Speaker 1: anything to drink? Hello? V V yes, V. What is 355 00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:46,160 Speaker 1: your name but Jeremiah, Jeremiah from the Bible, from your 356 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,679 Speaker 1: Jeremiah from the The name is from the Bible forgiving me. 357 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,600 Speaker 1: And I do not know your culture. You don't know 358 00:21:51,680 --> 00:22:01,199 Speaker 1: the Bible. Of question of the Bible, there's a always 359 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,600 Speaker 1: the time to involve Christ. Not listen, You're on your 360 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,800 Speaker 1: own trip with that. Okay. I just feel like I 361 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,080 Speaker 1: see where Bridget is going. She'll just unbutton a couple 362 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:13,639 Speaker 1: of buttons and get all the information she needs. Crazy, 363 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:17,959 Speaker 1: that is the rudest thing ever. House doesn't even have buttons, 364 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:24,280 Speaker 1: it has zippers. Let Bredge give it a shot though. Okay, okay, boys, 365 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:29,840 Speaker 1: I guess I will thank you. See I believe your clothes. 366 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,199 Speaker 1: Oh it's so chilly. Well please please sip up your 367 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:40,800 Speaker 1: your your click can't can't. Why are you making that 368 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:49,879 Speaker 1: face so sad about boops? She's never done that, Just 369 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,240 Speaker 1: this whole conversation about jennerquality always things, and then you 370 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,000 Speaker 1: go do that what I don't know. So I felt 371 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,680 Speaker 1: like I saw it in a movie, but I don't 372 00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,040 Speaker 1: know that's true. Movie your cocktails. I just did a 373 00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,919 Speaker 1: Google search. No one's ever been sad about their boobs. 374 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:06,639 Speaker 1: Never know, it's no one's said everyone likes boobs. That 375 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,560 Speaker 1: I've made these drinks, let's share a drink and then afterwards, 376 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,960 Speaker 1: I'm sure he'll just leave. This smells too strong. It's 377 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,680 Speaker 1: going to burn. Of course it's going to burn. It's alcohol, 378 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:20,679 Speaker 1: so clean equipment, clean wounds. It's only one shot per cops. 379 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,000 Speaker 1: So your plan is that we just have a night 380 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,440 Speaker 1: cocktail Tuesday, Leonard, why don't you go serve and let's 381 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,640 Speaker 1: see what happens. Okay, it's gonna be weird if I'm 382 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:35,200 Speaker 1: not just it's good, okay, okay, okay? How quickly? Did 383 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:43,119 Speaker 1: you drink? Very quick? It's a small glass. Quickly. We 384 00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:46,960 Speaker 1: we don't do taco Tuesdays or cocktail Tuesday. We don't 385 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,640 Speaker 1: do it much more. But I brought you a drink. 386 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,160 Speaker 1: Here is this? Is this? Cool with the sea? Oh 387 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,240 Speaker 1: my god? Do you know? Coolate with a C? In 388 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:57,119 Speaker 1: my country? If this all we drink? Really, what do 389 00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:01,560 Speaker 1: you do for alcohol? What do you think you? I 390 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,679 Speaker 1: kiss what I thought? But maybe that was just that 391 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,919 Speaker 1: is that is typical? This is I mean correct, but stereotypical. 392 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:14,240 Speaker 1: You're attacking this culture. That was really inappropriate. I'm going 393 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:22,760 Speaker 1: back in. I'm going back back. What is going on? Okay? 394 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:26,960 Speaker 1: What what are we trying to do? Trying to twofold question? Whoa? 395 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:33,840 Speaker 1: It's hitting me? Whoa? Okay, seriousness of the situation, No, no, ers, 396 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:40,720 Speaker 1: enter dancing, bridget everybody. You cannot expel too much energy. 397 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:48,080 Speaker 1: We don't ask that much water. Oh my god, put 398 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,359 Speaker 1: him down, please put that put me down. Bridges but 399 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:57,199 Speaker 1: everybody listening up. Everybody listen up. Okay, everybody listening up. Alright, 400 00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:04,520 Speaker 1: Look I'm from Washaw, Mr b. Yes, okay, we gotta 401 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:08,240 Speaker 1: get him warm. You've been cold for two longs, very cold. 402 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,560 Speaker 1: I was working for a very long time. And we're 403 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,920 Speaker 1: gonna have these body language like the sea witch. Come 404 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:23,600 Speaker 1: here you are? Okay, let's just put her down. She's 405 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,600 Speaker 1: gonna pass up. Okay, great. She should not have drink 406 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,080 Speaker 1: that much. You can go blind. What are you giving us? 407 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,960 Speaker 1: You've poisoned us. I told you it was alcohol that 408 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,560 Speaker 1: is not in my country. And they said I was 409 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,439 Speaker 1: being racist. I was being nice. You said it, you 410 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:45,119 Speaker 1: said culturally insensitive. That's what I hear. I hear. Okay, 411 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:49,320 Speaker 1: it was a disco nap. I'm back in. Actually, let's 412 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:55,960 Speaker 1: just get real with you. Just are you on a missions? 413 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,880 Speaker 1: What it is? What was your real purpose of coming 414 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:02,320 Speaker 1: to our side? My my entire purpose for coming here, 415 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,919 Speaker 1: it was for cocktail Tuesday. I told you, where did 416 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,520 Speaker 1: you come from? The police? Far away the police, far 417 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:13,680 Speaker 1: away place. She does not have a good relationship with 418 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:19,440 Speaker 1: the police. That good should it be? If I open 419 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,359 Speaker 1: up this amulet, I can produce anything in the world. 420 00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,080 Speaker 1: So let me produce a map. I will show you 421 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:27,439 Speaker 1: what I hold, my Nicholas amulet. If I opened it up, 422 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,399 Speaker 1: it produced. Okay, that looks like it was around the 423 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,879 Speaker 1: time of Christ. And oh it's from the twelfth century. Amulets, 424 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,360 Speaker 1: ammulets make me a map. Okay, now if you look 425 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,880 Speaker 1: at this map here, this is the country where anyone 426 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,399 Speaker 1: see that. I'm sorry, it's a hologram. What am I 427 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,520 Speaker 1: looking at? It's actually you can feel it's got texture. 428 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,960 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Can I ask you some questions? You 429 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,159 Speaker 1: just say twice? Amulet? Amulet, make me a fill in 430 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,159 Speaker 1: the blank drink? Can we go with helicopter? Amulet? Amulets 431 00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:12,640 Speaker 1: make me a helicopter? The helicopter my legs broken? There 432 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:18,280 Speaker 1: is a propellative of story. Uh that. Unfortunately I do 433 00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,760 Speaker 1: not have a medical amulet. I only have a building ale. 434 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,399 Speaker 1: So you came to kill us with no No. I 435 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,440 Speaker 1: really did just come from cocktail Tuesday. I wouldn't stand it. 436 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:34,200 Speaker 1: Make me a cocktail. It from a distance to work. 437 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,560 Speaker 1: It does work. It as long as it is in 438 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,479 Speaker 1: the room with you. I did not want to drink alone. 439 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,119 Speaker 1: I felt I came. I came to meet people and 440 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,240 Speaker 1: have have cocktail. It is It's not about the drinking, 441 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,800 Speaker 1: It's about the social element. What's that growing out of 442 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:54,960 Speaker 1: your back? V? What is this? This is it's getting bigger. V. Yes, 443 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,320 Speaker 1: this growing out of my back must be my time 444 00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:00,720 Speaker 1: to leave. Wait a second, it is one wing. It's 445 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,240 Speaker 1: taking form. It is one one giant wing it takes 446 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:08,840 Speaker 1: and then I fly in this circle out of here, Jeremiah. 447 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,600 Speaker 1: I do not have much time left. Jeremiah is dead. 448 00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,120 Speaker 1: He was the best one to die because he has 449 00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:19,720 Speaker 1: a faith. He is closer to Christ. Want that I 450 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:27,040 Speaker 1: will leave this amulets with you. It seems I will 451 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:31,639 Speaker 1: leave this ammulet with you. Please? You sit wisely spilling away? 452 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,240 Speaker 1: Was he really here? Did that happen? I mean, I've 453 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,720 Speaker 1: been ask what do you mean? Jeremiah is dead. His 454 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,600 Speaker 1: guts are spilling out of his fucking body. That's what 455 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,240 Speaker 1: makes it feel real. I felt my leg is broken. 456 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:48,360 Speaker 1: The helicopter crushed men. Amulet, amulet, bring me the book 457 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:54,120 Speaker 1: of Necronomicon? What I mean? What we'd be wish? What 458 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:58,000 Speaker 1: do you mean? Whom or have you? Are you not 459 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,280 Speaker 1: familiar with raising the demail? But I don't think that's 460 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:05,960 Speaker 1: the priority. Well we alright, fine, Amulet, amulant, get me 461 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,440 Speaker 1: something to help. Oh, ship, ship, I don't even know 462 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:13,400 Speaker 1: what to ask a lot of ship. God, I'm trying 463 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,800 Speaker 1: to figure out what helps the length it's broken, Amulant. 464 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:23,520 Speaker 1: I bring me a woman who doesn't drink. What's your name? 465 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:33,040 Speaker 1: My name is Lure, All right, get me out of here. Yeah, 466 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:38,680 Speaker 1: why don't you drink? A love story? Throat surgery. That's 467 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,480 Speaker 1: why my voice is this way. You know. I had 468 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,720 Speaker 1: to stay off it for about six months, and then 469 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,480 Speaker 1: at that time it was very self reflective and I 470 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,680 Speaker 1: felt some clarity without the alcohol, and I thought to myself, 471 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,719 Speaker 1: you know, why use it if it's just a crutch. 472 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,240 Speaker 1: Obviously there's something that totally that I'm dealing with, and 473 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,840 Speaker 1: there's six months that I've had to deal with it. 474 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:59,040 Speaker 1: I felt very good at clean. Hit me out, and 475 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,760 Speaker 1: you know, it's just all at all. Oh yeah, how 476 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:07,480 Speaker 1: do you know my hands? Oh yeah, you could tell 477 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,680 Speaker 1: look at that like a plumber. Look at those hands, 478 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:15,520 Speaker 1: as you know, and that's just one of those what 479 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,560 Speaker 1: do you How do you get through the low moments? 480 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:23,280 Speaker 1: It's hard, but you know what I do? What I 481 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:28,560 Speaker 1: make myself smile? How I just make myself, you kid, 482 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:35,200 Speaker 1: I tickle myself and nothing happened. You now watch me nothing. 483 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:40,040 Speaker 1: Let me tickle you. All right, that's nice. This is 484 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,960 Speaker 1: a beautiful setup. Oh, thank you, even in a little 485 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,800 Speaker 1: bit of a I don't know situations. That guy, okay, 486 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,560 Speaker 1: it looks like this ship in the stomach wound. He's dead. Yeah, 487 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,760 Speaker 1: before you came. Oh yeah, that happens a lot. I 488 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,600 Speaker 1: like it here. It seems nice. Is this New York? 489 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,360 Speaker 1: I don't even know where where are you from. I'm 490 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,680 Speaker 1: actually from up state St. Louis, up state St. Louis. 491 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:10,280 Speaker 1: Oh my grandma was from those parts, really well, Louis Greenburger, 492 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:15,920 Speaker 1: no red. Oh my gosh. Fantastic volleyball circuit I heard. Yeah, 493 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,560 Speaker 1: she was almost on it. But her breasts, Oh my gosh, 494 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,800 Speaker 1: who doesn't love breast? Did you drop off the emulet? 495 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:29,640 Speaker 1: I did? I did master drop very good. Did you 496 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:34,400 Speaker 1: witness its distraction? I witnessed all the destruction except for 497 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,160 Speaker 1: the breast. Lady. I can't believe they let you in. 498 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,800 Speaker 1: It's well, you know, if you have it is very cold, 499 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,520 Speaker 1: and you played up the am freeze. I did play 500 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:48,560 Speaker 1: the very genius for that. We will give you a 501 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:54,719 Speaker 1: second wing. It's a lot smaller than the first, so 502 00:31:54,760 --> 00:32:01,200 Speaker 1: I was still going circles, yes, and that's internally I 503 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,960 Speaker 1: loved him going in circles. First scene three. It comes 504 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,760 Speaker 1: to us from Will Morris, not William Morris. Will Morris 505 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,520 Speaker 1: who wrote Dear Alchemists. After finally giving into the relentless 506 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,920 Speaker 1: ads on my favorite podcast and wondering many times alloud 507 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:20,720 Speaker 1: who the fund is? Kevin Pollock fally succumbed and that's 508 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:25,400 Speaker 1: but absolutely positively fucking hooked. Ever since. To be embarrassingly honest, 509 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,880 Speaker 1: I've probably listened to every episode at a minimum of 510 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:34,720 Speaker 1: five times. I love Jimmy Jack, James, Heeney, Blumpton, Snazzle Pus, 511 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:39,800 Speaker 1: and Vanessa Ragas, especially her voices. Y'all make every day 512 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,160 Speaker 1: my day. I literally cheered aloud at work when I 513 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,520 Speaker 1: heard you were all moving to two episodes a week. 514 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,920 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for the laughs. Y'all deserve the 515 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,480 Speaker 1: Nobel for Joy? Isn't this love Morris Fellow? Except for 516 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:57,200 Speaker 1: the attack of me. Okay, now now my scene suggestion. 517 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,680 Speaker 1: I think it's funniest when the suggestions are smallest set 518 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:05,040 Speaker 1: up as possible. So here goes mad scientists yard sale. 519 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,840 Speaker 1: Love love love love you guys, so fucking psyche from 520 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:14,960 Speaker 1: our episodes. You're devoted to scipher Will Morris from upstate st. Wow. 521 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,880 Speaker 1: How much is that lamp? It's lamp, Yes it is. 522 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,920 Speaker 1: Don't make a deal. Shut up, shut shut up, you 523 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:28,240 Speaker 1: shut up, Go back into your whole. Don't make a deal. 524 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:33,000 Speaker 1: How many tag is forty five? Is forty five? And 525 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,720 Speaker 1: is it true that it's set? The light sends a 526 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,200 Speaker 1: beam into space. Yeah, it'll go through any kind of planet, 527 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:50,160 Speaker 1: that doesn't matter. Five you here, you go go. I 528 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:54,320 Speaker 1: make money. I make money. To excuse me. I noticed 529 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,040 Speaker 1: that you guys were selling laboratory and you got on 530 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:03,440 Speaker 1: your face. Heard that guys were selling laboratory equipment here, 531 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,360 Speaker 1: and I'm looking for a good deal on it. All 532 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,560 Speaker 1: deals what we have? What do you like for the 533 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:14,759 Speaker 1: high schools? Or maybe you could bring this machine? Hear 534 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:21,120 Speaker 1: this laser gone yet? Pointed? The children really get it now? 535 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,640 Speaker 1: I was thinking of speakers and test tubes and maybe 536 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:31,839 Speaker 1: buns and burners. But go to hunt popole. This is 537 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:36,520 Speaker 1: the good things children, This is sped risk. I don't 538 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,760 Speaker 1: know if I want to got more snug on your face. 539 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:45,600 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you get in the hole. Excuse I'm sorry 540 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,240 Speaker 1: to interrupt. I can't help you. Saw this this science 541 00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:51,719 Speaker 1: equipment that you're selling? Um uh yeah, just take a 542 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,520 Speaker 1: look at this batch this I'm an agent wrote this 543 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:59,040 Speaker 1: is agent Bishop. He's also a j and could I 544 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,920 Speaker 1: help you? Do want to buy some things? Do not 545 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,279 Speaker 1: see the part of this that says Federal Bureau of Investigation. 546 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,880 Speaker 1: We're wondering, also the FBI and a sign that says 547 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:12,400 Speaker 1: everything here must go for the right price. When I 548 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,160 Speaker 1: see is an empty space on the table where we 549 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,520 Speaker 1: do believe a ray gun that could take a planet. 550 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,800 Speaker 1: He gave it for twenty dollars. Okay, the price is 551 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,719 Speaker 1: not negotiable. The brice was negosha, but it was negotiated 552 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,200 Speaker 1: to you. Do you want them? This is this? This 553 00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,760 Speaker 1: is less about the fact that it's only twenty dollars, 554 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,960 Speaker 1: more about the fact that I'm four foot eleven and 555 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:39,960 Speaker 1: a half. That's what I thought I would bite myself. 556 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,080 Speaker 1: I have something to make you bigger. I'm not here 557 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,520 Speaker 1: to come on the Please look at this, sir. What 558 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,480 Speaker 1: do you think that looks like a scarf? Knows that 559 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,439 Speaker 1: you put around your neck? You grows seven eight ft. 560 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,080 Speaker 1: But I'm going to have purchased this laser. I decided 561 00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,759 Speaker 1: that I will use it from my science class. Here 562 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:08,480 Speaker 1: five turned off. I'll give you thirty for it. Quarter 563 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:12,200 Speaker 1: to five the money. We're just gonna let him take 564 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,759 Speaker 1: that laser. The guys in the van outside will take 565 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,879 Speaker 1: care of this little guy. Okay, we're trying to get 566 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,680 Speaker 1: the time share. Sorry to interrupt. This lamp does not 567 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:24,600 Speaker 1: shoot a beam up into the air like maybe your stupid. 568 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,120 Speaker 1: All right, so I hit every knob on it and 569 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:31,560 Speaker 1: it's not sure how we do it? You turn up? 570 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:42,879 Speaker 1: I bet you woman, turn up. Turn that's impressive. Yes, okay, 571 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,400 Speaker 1: we are living in a different era. Now, okay, what 572 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:52,479 Speaker 1: do you boys buy something? Well, we're here, are six 573 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,080 Speaker 1: three you? That's a funny thing. You two are together? 574 00:36:56,080 --> 00:37:02,799 Speaker 1: A little guy. I get it your bishop or I 575 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,720 Speaker 1: just rookie. I have my eyes on this a little palm? 576 00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:11,000 Speaker 1: Are you shopping were room? But you know how much 577 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:16,000 Speaker 1: these things are? What do you what are you asking for? 578 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:20,200 Speaker 1: The little toward off? Don't to make up for a 579 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:26,080 Speaker 1: ghost to make up for the bishop. We don't even 580 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:31,319 Speaker 1: know what this room but does had the obstacle. It's 581 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:35,320 Speaker 1: still clean, really that's all this room but does so little. 582 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,319 Speaker 1: I could step on you. If you touches water, it 583 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:42,040 Speaker 1: makes animal. Okay, that see that, that's one of those 584 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,480 Speaker 1: is not going to if you want, it's gonna make you. 585 00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:49,239 Speaker 1: Are you? Are you? Are you the one who's adjusting 586 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,239 Speaker 1: all of these goods? What do you mean adjusting? And 587 00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,080 Speaker 1: what are you looking at him? Yes, she has a 588 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,239 Speaker 1: big part to play in this. Thank you toward off? 589 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,640 Speaker 1: Are you selling all these goods? Lambs and in rumbas 590 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:05,839 Speaker 1: and they I'll do something else, that's all right, something 591 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,359 Speaker 1: warn he must be from the look at this, Look 592 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:16,520 Speaker 1: at this. I am come here, I'm not good. There's 593 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,160 Speaker 1: something that's coming. It's not good. Look, we make things, okay, 594 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:24,000 Speaker 1: we put things together. The tinker. I'm gonna need to 595 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,640 Speaker 1: see what the stuff is being made in this whle. Yes, 596 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,480 Speaker 1: in this hole down here, all right, we're going down 597 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,920 Speaker 1: inside this. We're going down. You're gonna ask we're not 598 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,080 Speaker 1: right here, ma'am. That's not a warrant. That's a piece 599 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:40,839 Speaker 1: of toilet paper on it. Come on, don't you do 600 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,520 Speaker 1: an insult? That is Look, I apologize I reached in 601 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:47,840 Speaker 1: the wrong pocket. This is a warrants. Also speaking of paperwork, 602 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:52,920 Speaker 1: where is your permits for yard sales? Sales? It's there? 603 00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:56,279 Speaker 1: Where's come inside the hole? I guess master sent you down. 604 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,759 Speaker 1: So nice to see you sing this down. We we 605 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,920 Speaker 1: let me know. How can I be? Well? You can 606 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,319 Speaker 1: tell us everything that you've built down here? You can 607 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,799 Speaker 1: show us around this lab. Can I have records of 608 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,440 Speaker 1: all kinds of everything that has been built in the space? 609 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,759 Speaker 1: All right, well let's see those records right here. Let 610 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,040 Speaker 1: me just get the dust off today. Wow? What what 611 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:22,160 Speaker 1: year is that book of records? From? Quite a tone? Yeah, 612 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,279 Speaker 1: so if you're see on paid seven here, it gives 613 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,800 Speaker 1: us the last seventy four items that were built in 614 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,400 Speaker 1: this horn. You do see how these items that now 615 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:34,200 Speaker 1: are you building? What's your name, sir? That is not surprising. 616 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,360 Speaker 1: You do see how most of these are very very illegal. 617 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:43,360 Speaker 1: Ow so Bishop, you wig in here? I want to 618 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:47,200 Speaker 1: wait on you. What what what are we doing here? Exactly? 619 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:51,319 Speaker 1: We're trying to what there is a mad scientist with 620 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,480 Speaker 1: lasers and ray guns, and the day that we decide 621 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,040 Speaker 1: that we're going to do our raid is the day 622 00:39:56,040 --> 00:40:01,440 Speaker 1: that he's having a fucking yard sale. You know what, 623 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,839 Speaker 1: I apologize that's pretty sexist of me. There is a 624 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:09,840 Speaker 1: couple of mad scientists, and what are you waiting for? 625 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,000 Speaker 1: Why an't we making moves? I'm sorry, I hate you 626 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:15,439 Speaker 1: in your office. Wonderful chat. But when you say rey gun, 627 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,560 Speaker 1: it's such an archaic term. What exactly in your mind 628 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,719 Speaker 1: does a ray gun do? I'm there, I do you 629 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:26,280 Speaker 1: see a gun that shoots a ray? He just sold 630 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,359 Speaker 1: one for twenty dollars upstairs that can shoot a reag 631 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:33,080 Speaker 1: into any planet? Was a lamp? Alright, hardly a gun. 632 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,000 Speaker 1: We've never made a gun in the word before. Okay, 633 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,640 Speaker 1: So it was a lamp that shoots. And what if 634 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,919 Speaker 1: if something shoots something, it's a gun around it's either 635 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,600 Speaker 1: a beam, you understand. Yes, there's no such thing as 636 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:49,560 Speaker 1: a ray comes out of a gun. Fine, a class 637 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:59,880 Speaker 1: we're going to be. Please stop, do not make me 638 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:11,480 Speaker 1: use my science. What have I done? Mr Turner? Mr Turner, 639 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,120 Speaker 1: I see in my office. Um, yeah, so I was 640 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:19,040 Speaker 1: actually just leaving. I'm I'm sorry. I didn't know anyone 641 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:23,600 Speaker 1: was coming in. Hi. Hi, I'm sorry my script fell off. 642 00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:26,160 Speaker 1: I'll be we'll put it back. I we'll be back 643 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,759 Speaker 1: in the art room if anyone should need me. And 644 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,759 Speaker 1: I feel like I should not have come in. Thank you. 645 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:36,040 Speaker 1: I should be going Mr Turner, Um, we really like 646 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,839 Speaker 1: what you did with the kids. What when you get that? 647 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:46,040 Speaker 1: Whatever the thing, Mr Turner, Unless I know the better, okay, okay, 648 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:49,040 Speaker 1: I can't, but I think I think we're on the 649 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,120 Speaker 1: right track here. I don't know how many classes I 650 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,239 Speaker 1: could have the goal that way. I want all of 651 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,840 Speaker 1: them to go that way. My man, I've been a 652 00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,360 Speaker 1: principle for the thirty two years, and Principal Davis scarse me, 653 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,440 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I was looking for my son. The class 654 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:07,879 Speaker 1: just let out, I assume, and yeah, I just can't 655 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:15,319 Speaker 1: from there. He wasn't there hiding the whole. Yeah. See, 656 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:19,399 Speaker 1: that's when I do the students and um, I've got 657 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:25,680 Speaker 1: a lot of bodies. Well they're not They're gone, alright, Bishop. 658 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,160 Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if these two things are connected. 659 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:35,040 Speaker 1: They are connected. Connected, you plug it in, it makes it. Okay, 660 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,279 Speaker 1: it's an Oreo machine. What do you mean that's not connected? Yeah, 661 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,719 Speaker 1: I get that the Oreo machine connects. I don't. I'm 662 00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:44,680 Speaker 1: not certain this is an Oreo machine. The Aureo you 663 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:48,680 Speaker 1: should lie is that that goes up and up this yard? 664 00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:51,239 Speaker 1: Sale has been going on for two weeks, and in 665 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:55,759 Speaker 1: that time, three schools have now had all of their 666 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,840 Speaker 1: students disappear. It's so sad about the student. I mean, 667 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:03,120 Speaker 1: that's crazy, that's insane. Bad educators, you know, bad educators. 668 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:07,560 Speaker 1: That's what happened when the public schools aren't funded. But listen, okay, 669 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:11,160 Speaker 1: why aren't we making any moves? What are you? What 670 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,040 Speaker 1: are you waiting for? We just got to get enough information. 671 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,920 Speaker 1: We just had to get enough information. Prove guilty. I 672 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,520 Speaker 1: tell you who, I tell you who seems to know 673 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,920 Speaker 1: everything about all of this. Let's go back down in 674 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,400 Speaker 1: that hole. Can come back. It's so good to shoot. 675 00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:32,960 Speaker 1: I was your friend. What is going on? What do 676 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,239 Speaker 1: you need to know? It's just telling me why we 677 00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,560 Speaker 1: want to know why three schools have now had all 678 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,320 Speaker 1: of their students vanish. That's happened outside the premises. I 679 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:45,200 Speaker 1: couldn't push understand. Yes, but with equipment that you built, right? 680 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:50,520 Speaker 1: What do you mean right? Did you just admit to 681 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:56,760 Speaker 1: building gear that destroyed? Question? Is this espresso for anybody 682 00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,440 Speaker 1: to use? Yes? Oh my god? Oh hell yeah, a room, 683 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,960 Speaker 1: but an espresso? Can we please stay on task here 684 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:07,359 Speaker 1: and be careful it's very strong. Look at that. Yeah, 685 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,879 Speaker 1: they have little barcodes on the bottom of all the 686 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,200 Speaker 1: all of the pot, so it knows what to do. 687 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,880 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is something. This is this is something. 688 00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,799 Speaker 1: Would you like some sort of artificial sweetener? No, thank you? 689 00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,879 Speaker 1: Or can we get back to the yes, whatever you'd like. Yeah, 690 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,600 Speaker 1: you you would keep an eye on your partner. I'm 691 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,400 Speaker 1: just suggesting. Are you going to rapture my partner? I didn't. 692 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:33,520 Speaker 1: He made himself a coffee. I feel I feel, Oh god, 693 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:38,359 Speaker 1: I feel, Oh god, Bishop bishop, What is going on, 694 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:44,440 Speaker 1: Bishop bishop? Yeah, i'm your high. Oh no, he's four 695 00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:48,160 Speaker 1: eleven and a half. Oh my god. I thought i'd 696 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:53,880 Speaker 1: equal to playing fairly. Wow, it's terrible down here. You 697 00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:57,719 Speaker 1: get no respects that bad women are loving, right, it's 698 00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,319 Speaker 1: not that bad. Nobody will take me seriously at home. 699 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:03,160 Speaker 1: Deepo helps you would like to drink from the other 700 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:09,640 Speaker 1: coffee machine? Well, I do like an espresso opposite resinald. No, No, 701 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:14,719 Speaker 1: let me take Oh, this is this is nice. I 702 00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,040 Speaker 1: think I'm gonna get one of the let's do the 703 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,640 Speaker 1: latte one. And I'm only taking I'm only taking a 704 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:22,600 Speaker 1: small break because we're on a fact finding mission here, right? 705 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:26,239 Speaker 1: Can I get you ano deficial? Sweet? Yes? Please? Would 706 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:31,560 Speaker 1: you like I'd like a splenda? Please? Stevie is technically 707 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,759 Speaker 1: not artificial, though, right. It comes from a planet. They 708 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:39,680 Speaker 1: do so much. Oh oh, all god, it seemed to 709 00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,520 Speaker 1: be growing. Oh my god, I seem to be growing. 710 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:47,640 Speaker 1: Oh I must be six ft three now. The view 711 00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:54,120 Speaker 1: from up here spectacular? Spectacular? Hey baby, how is it 712 00:45:54,200 --> 00:46:01,800 Speaker 1: being the principal? That's fun? Baby? Yeah? You kim closer, 713 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,239 Speaker 1: kim closer, come closer to me. What's going on? Hug 714 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,680 Speaker 1: why I want one? Hug my husband. I just came 715 00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:14,280 Speaker 1: home from school. What I gotta baby? Smell you smell 716 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,719 Speaker 1: like the goddamn art teacher. Come on and smell like 717 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,920 Speaker 1: the goddamn art teachers. You know you don't know art, No, 718 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,880 Speaker 1: but I know what a floozy looks like. Oh that's right. 719 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,600 Speaker 1: Oh is that her skirt falls off of her constantly? 720 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,800 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's not her fault. That's not her fault. 721 00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:32,359 Speaker 1: Your penis inside of from Oh and I fell pull 722 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,319 Speaker 1: it up. Let me smell it. Come on, let me smelling. No, 723 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:40,360 Speaker 1: I there, I had a bad burger. Did you just that? Me? 724 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,640 Speaker 1: I did? I did? Oh my god, oh god, I 725 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,040 Speaker 1: thought with your art slut. Oh my god, Oh my god, 726 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,640 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I killed me even know I didn't. 727 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:55,080 Speaker 1: It depends in fact. I my mercy is I've been killed. 728 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,439 Speaker 1: Take your time. I died, My wife died. Take your time. 729 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:02,319 Speaker 1: My wife died. She died. I thought she was at 730 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:12,160 Speaker 1: my house. And take a breath, my wife. I'm hearing 731 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:16,040 Speaker 1: that your wife is in trouble. What did you do? Oh? 732 00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:21,280 Speaker 1: What's what did you do? Sir? To marry terror Montana? 733 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:27,120 Speaker 1: If ever seen Nick? Can you hear me that? One? One? 734 00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:32,000 Speaker 1: Can you hear me? She's one? One? Yes, yes, no one? 735 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,920 Speaker 1: It was a goof? Who was a grand is a 736 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:47,160 Speaker 1: crazy dream? Thank you? Bye bye? I had a dream? 737 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,439 Speaker 1: Baby Baby, We coup baby, We coup Merri and you 738 00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:55,480 Speaker 1: met you? Baby? Hey? You two quiet down in that cell. 739 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,800 Speaker 1: Visiting hours are over, lights out, we're done. Mr Turner. 740 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,279 Speaker 1: Could you please just leave me a while? I can't 741 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,960 Speaker 1: leave you know, Look, we gotta have a power dynamic 742 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,080 Speaker 1: in the cell, okay, or people can take advantage of us. 743 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,319 Speaker 1: You understand that, I know. But the power dynamic is 744 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,960 Speaker 1: me being powerless. It's not a good power to not true, 745 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:18,799 Speaker 1: not true? Are you feeling with chess. What chess? I'm 746 00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,920 Speaker 1: excellent at chess. Okay, I need you to teach me. 747 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,640 Speaker 1: That's a second thing. Number one, be honored. I need 748 00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:27,760 Speaker 1: you to dominate me. Okay, oh in a chess board. 749 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,120 Speaker 1: That's it's going to be hard. Mr Turner. Mr Turner 750 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:31,960 Speaker 1: needs you to fight me. I don't let people know 751 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,920 Speaker 1: that you're the ace in the hole. You got that? 752 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:38,040 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah with chess. Oh goddamn turn fight me. 753 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,760 Speaker 1: Beat me up people, Okay, excuse me, gentlemen, nice signy 754 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,840 Speaker 1: train to rap. There's just wondering which one of you 755 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:49,439 Speaker 1: is the ace in the hood. It's me. I'm the whole. 756 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,719 Speaker 1: I've never guessed. But okay, is it visiting hours? Oh 757 00:48:54,000 --> 00:49:02,440 Speaker 1: darn it, skirts im, It's fine. The FBI is run 758 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,800 Speaker 1: in this prison. Now, okay, baby, I'll talk to you. Okay, 759 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,359 Speaker 1: see her or touch it all or no, that's big man? 760 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,759 Speaker 1: Is that all right? I'm an art teacher, so I'm 761 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:17,439 Speaker 1: very visual and I'm also skirt lady, so sorry, it's 762 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:21,040 Speaker 1: a rap skirt. It's not my fault, then it absolutely 763 00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:24,719 Speaker 1: is your fault. Let me ask you a question. How 764 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:28,279 Speaker 1: is it that all of us members of the community 765 00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,480 Speaker 1: are in this prison at the same time, while the 766 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:35,600 Speaker 1: two mad scientists are thank you for giving me crying. 767 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:41,680 Speaker 1: Oh you're here. We're looking through the windows here. Oh 768 00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,440 Speaker 1: it's not actually a prison. You see. They designed this 769 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:50,919 Speaker 1: facility themselves. We're in the hole. We're in the hole. 770 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,880 Speaker 1: The hole. It's exactly right, like an asshole. What are 771 00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,439 Speaker 1: you gonna do with us? What was your big plan? 772 00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,600 Speaker 1: That is? I mean pretty m figure on this with goal. 773 00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:02,440 Speaker 1: We're scientists, you know what I mean. We create the 774 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,239 Speaker 1: situation to see what the results are. We have fun. 775 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,279 Speaker 1: We're still doing the art sale up here. Are you 776 00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:12,000 Speaker 1: not having fun? I didn't misunderstood. No, we're not. No, 777 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:19,839 Speaker 1: we're not not fun having three Blanco or something like that. 778 00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:23,080 Speaker 1: Blanco is a big guy, huge, that's a long time 779 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:26,080 Speaker 1: to build. But okay, okay, you like that. I am 780 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,480 Speaker 1: a big price is right fans. But running short it's 781 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,080 Speaker 1: perhaps so that's fun. I do like running short. What 782 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:36,440 Speaker 1: the fund is happening? That's how we should have every episode. 783 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,759 Speaker 1: Oh that's the thank our engineer of the stars and 784 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:45,359 Speaker 1: welcome back Doug Babe. Post sound design of course by 785 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:51,239 Speaker 1: artist Raphaelbrito, predially Sophie Lichterman, and lastly, I heart media. 786 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:52,960 Speaker 1: Of course, I encourage you all to write a review 787 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,480 Speaker 1: and tell everyone you've ever met to UH and as 788 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,759 Speaker 1: well as UH sending a scene suggestion to your name here, 789 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,560 Speaker 1: tlcome to this dot com. Let's see Joey Greer talk 790 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:05,480 Speaker 1: to me. Thank you for being here today. I'm sorry 791 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,640 Speaker 1: that you were. You were rejected for whatever that job was, 792 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:13,280 Speaker 1: Okay cool. James Heineman, thanks for having me Front Times. 793 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:16,239 Speaker 1: Oh fantastic. Mark Gagley already, thanks so much for joining 794 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:22,000 Speaker 1: us again. Always a blast. Yeah, we'll see you next week. Yeah, Hi, 795 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:25,759 Speaker 1: thank you again. Thank you, what a delight to be here. 796 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:30,600 Speaker 1: And Christoph Varano, You're very welcome, perfectly said. I'm Kevin Pollock. 797 00:51:30,680 --> 00:52:05,680 Speaker 1: Until next time at a football