Speaker 1: Oh, Hi Andy, Oh Hi Scott.
Speaker 2: I like that you changed out of your shirt even
Speaker 2: though we're recording three episodes in the same day.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. I changed my
Speaker 1: clothing from day to day. You are still in the
Speaker 1: same shirt that you were wearing last week. Can we
Speaker 1: just revisit? But first of all, this is Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: It's episode one forty six. Welcome to Monday, Okay, I
Speaker 1: just I can't help but go back to the last
Speaker 1: episode at the very end, when I asked if you
Speaker 1: know who Ubu was, and you were like, what who?
Speaker 2: How many of our listeners really know who Ubu is?
Speaker 1: I guarantee you ninety percent of the people listening to
Speaker 1: this podcast. If you said sit Ubu sit, they would
Speaker 1: say good dog. Woof. Okay, you don't know what that's from?
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I bet we've been together for a million yis you
Speaker 1: know this day?
Speaker 2: I bet we be together a million more.
Speaker 1: It's a track eighty No Family Ties?
Speaker 2: Which one's family is that? The one with Christina Applegate?
Speaker 2: No Alex speakten? Is that the one with the curmugenye guy?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Which one is family Ties?
Speaker 1: Again? Alex p Keaton, Michael Say Fox, Oh, he's smart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I never really watched that one. What Yeah,
Speaker 2: I never watched it. I know who Michael J. Fox
Speaker 2: is because he was obviously in link Back to the.
Speaker 1: Future with Baxter Bernie.
Speaker 2: Still no, not ringing any bells. I know, I'm I
Speaker 2: know it's a very popular show. I just have never
Speaker 2: even seen like a clip of that show. Mallory Jen Okay,
Speaker 2: you can keep naming things, and I'm just going to
Speaker 2: keep saying, like, Okay, Tom Hanks, the drunk brother. Tom
Speaker 2: Hanks was in Family Ties.
Speaker 1: He was on one episode and he was the drunk
Speaker 1: brother and ruined everything.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, and at the end it would go sit
Speaker 2: good dog, Okay, no, still, no, Wow, we have a
Speaker 2: lot of work to do with you. Again, I know
Speaker 2: I'm in the minority of people who don't know Family Ties.
Speaker 2: Not that I don't know it, it's like I've never
Speaker 2: even seen an episode of it.
Speaker 1: So again, when you leave here today, I want you
Speaker 1: to stop the first person on the street that you
Speaker 1: see and say, sit, ubu, sit and see what happens.
Speaker 2: And then when I'm arrested or punched in the face,
Speaker 2: I'll let you know how that goes.
Speaker 1: Very good, All right, let's start it off.
Speaker 3: Somebody, do not play these two boys. We'll say two special.
Speaker 4: Because it's the serial. It's the serial. It's the serial series.
Speaker 4: Show the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, we don't have to play the whole thing. It's
Speaker 1: very hot in.
Speaker 2: Here, it's not it is. I'm wearing a lot degrees
Speaker 2: and I'm fine.
Speaker 1: Well, you live in a pizza oven and you love it. Well.
Speaker 2: The thing is, I've gotten used to different temperature extremes.
Speaker 2: I now am used to sleeping in eighty two degrees
Speaker 2: and in the winter, I get used to sleeping in
Speaker 2: fifty six degrees.
Speaker 1: So I just realized this is just a plain white undershirt.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Remember that band, the plain white Tea's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they saying, hey, they're Delilah.
Speaker 1: Hey there, Delilah. What's it like in New York City?
Speaker 1: Very very good. Hey, listen, I have a surprise for you.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, what's the surprise?
Speaker 1: And we probably will call this episode prize in side,
Speaker 1: even though it's not a bonus Wednesday episode. Okay, and
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you why.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, this is also the start of our new
Speaker 2: one day a week episodes.
Speaker 1: That's right, Welcome to Monday.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Monday.
Speaker 1: We'll have another new episode next Monday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if ratings tank blame me, and I guess
Speaker 2: we'll bring back Fridays.
Speaker 1: That's right, that was Andrew's decision. All wasn't my decision.
Speaker 1: I need a suggestion. Let me go down to the
Speaker 1: side sack. Down here. It's a side sack. It's a
Speaker 1: cereal sack, but it's a cereal. We've done already, but
Speaker 1: I had to buy it because there is a prize
Speaker 1: in side and I'm going to gift it to you.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Jesus. I can't wait for this prize.
Speaker 1: Okay, General Mills, Okay, they have released well, let me
Speaker 1: just get it. Okay.
Speaker 2: It's funny because when you leave the frame, you take
Speaker 2: up so much light.
Speaker 1: That when you leave, we're trying to say it gets freighter. Nothing,
Speaker 1: all right, So General Mills has the serial Squad. Have
Speaker 1: you met the cereal squad? I have not met se
Speaker 1: So the serial Squad is Lucky Leprechaun. Okay, Cinemoji. These
Speaker 1: things all have names, you know, Chip the Wolf, we
Speaker 1: knew him, right, Sonny the cuckoo bird, Buzz the honey Bee.
Speaker 1: I don't think I knew his name was Buzz. I
Speaker 1: just thought it was Honeybee. Yeah, and Tricks the Rabbit.
Speaker 1: Tricks is actually his name. See look that's the Serial Squad.
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is they definitely listen to this podcast
Speaker 2: because I have been saying serial Avengers for how long?
Speaker 2: And now they're like, oh yeah, look at our team.
Speaker 2: Look at our squad took idea.
Speaker 1: Look at them. Look at the front of the box.
Speaker 1: Even Buzz the Bee is the little character on the front.
Speaker 1: It's not even the regular be. I love it. So anyway,
Speaker 1: inside this box is a free toy of one of
Speaker 1: the cereals.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I really hope it's Tricks.
Speaker 1: And there's only six hundred of gold ones that are made,
Speaker 1: and it's rare and it could be in here. But
Speaker 1: it does say it's a gold colored figure, not real
Speaker 1: gold pasters.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, because they can't put metal inside of
Speaker 2: a serial. Imagine how many people would get sick. Six
Speaker 2: hundred people would get sick from gold cereal.
Speaker 1: Which one do you think you got?
Speaker 2: I really hope we got either Chip the Wolf or
Speaker 2: Tricks Rabbit.
Speaker 1: I want Lucky, Okay, Lucky's my man.
Speaker 2: So if it's Lucky, you're just gonna take what you
Speaker 2: gave me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See, the thing is, when we were kids, like
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, sorry, when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: the toy or the prize inside the box would actually
Speaker 1: be in the cereal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, through it together.
Speaker 1: But now I see it, it's just sitting in the side.
Speaker 1: It's no fun. Who is so Like when I went
Speaker 1: to Sleepway camp and there was prizes inside the boxes,
Speaker 1: I would sneak in and open the boxes and just
Speaker 1: jam my hand and then take the prize out.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah you ready? Yeah, it feels like it might be
Speaker 1: heavy in gold.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's the size of it.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they're little Now.
Speaker 2: I thought I was getting like a figurine. That's pretty big.
Speaker 1: What do you think it was? The giant license plate
Speaker 1: from honey Comb cereal back in the eighties. What's that?
Speaker 1: We explained it in a previous episode.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: So when meta license plate in the box?
Speaker 2: Please Andrew, Okay, you just went on your own tangent there,
Speaker 2: So I'm just not going to touch that.
Speaker 1: Who do you think it is?
Speaker 2: I hope it's either tricks Rabbit or it's the Wolf.
Speaker 1: It is the wolf. It is Chip the Wolf.
Speaker 2: Yes, I want chip.
Speaker 1: You may have chip. Thank you, You're welcome. This is
Speaker 1: like a little dinky figure. It's fun, though, what do
Speaker 1: you expect.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like the you know, the
Speaker 2: Funko figure figures.
Speaker 1: I almost said Funko figures. Don't get me started with
Speaker 1: them because they have all those Funko cereals and I
Speaker 1: refuse to do them. Here, you can have the box,
Speaker 1: you can have all the cereal you like, honey nut cheerios.
Speaker 2: I do, but go okay, yeah that or it's.
Speaker 1: Going up there.
Speaker 2: Oh god no, because I don't want to try it.
Speaker 1: Like it all right, let's move on. Oh by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm the worst jew ever because Yam Kapor ends this evening,
Speaker 1: so I'm not supposed to be eating, but I'm eating cereal.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Wait, what are you saying this as if this is
Speaker 2: actually like the day where we're recording it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Monday, the twenty eighth.
Speaker 2: It's not it's actually the eighteenth.
Speaker 1: Don't confuse people.
Speaker 2: I will because you're acting like, oh my god, I'm sorry, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to issue an apology. You don't it's
Speaker 2: the eighteenth of September we're pre recording this and you're
Speaker 2: like making drama.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, then remind me not to record an
Speaker 1: episode on Monday the twenty fifth. Oh, actually, I don't
Speaker 1: do that anymore anyway. I stopped not eating. I stopped
Speaker 1: the fasting a couple of years ago because I would
Speaker 1: get raging headaches by like eleven o'clock in the morning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I couldn't have my coffee.
Speaker 2: I did a juice cleans recently, and as long as
Speaker 2: you're drinking water in between every drink, it's fine. But
Speaker 2: then when you're done with your shakes, like the headache
Speaker 2: I had, what was miserable, but you were still eating things. No,
Speaker 2: it's a cleanse, so you're drinking like it's juice beats
Speaker 2: like mixed up with kale.
Speaker 1: Now beach is a problem when you go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom later that I am.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's go down to sach. You want
Speaker 1: to start with new I.
Speaker 2: Gotta say, these figurines are kind of interesting.
Speaker 1: All right, you like to start with the new one
Speaker 1: this time? I think, like, I think you like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at that?
Speaker 1: What is this? That's chip the wolf?
Speaker 2: I feel like we should have made them key chains
Speaker 2: what kid has keys? Well, I don't know that you
Speaker 2: always gave away key chains as a kid.
Speaker 1: Maybe it should be like a little USB drive shaped
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: What would they?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: What's on the USB drive?
Speaker 1: Also?
Speaker 2: Do you know how much a USB drives cost?
Speaker 1: Yeah? The pennies, sir? When all right? Brand new from
Speaker 1: the line of Kind to Cereals. So I know you're
Speaker 1: gonna love it. You've already done the dark chocolate, and
Speaker 1: we've already done apple, even though you had some sort
Speaker 1: of tickle in your throat from it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: So you'll probably get a tickle from this too, because
Speaker 1: there's fruit in this one as well. It's cranberry almond
Speaker 1: Kind Cereal. There's still one more we haven't tried. It's
Speaker 1: an almond honey some something or other. And Joel the
Speaker 1: cereal squirrel a chop right, he ordered it for me,
Speaker 1: so we'll have a furry friend. He's not furry, he shaved.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying you are a furry. Oh you know
Speaker 2: some type of wolf costume in your basement?
Speaker 1: I just know it in my basement. Yeah, no, it's
Speaker 1: in my bedroom closet. Oh god, it's been a while
Speaker 1: since we refer to the furries.
Speaker 2: If you're watching the Furries high, do you think there
Speaker 2: are people watching this right now dressed up as something?
Speaker 1: If they are, I'm I know, well it's it's very
Speaker 1: close to Halloway screen of your people could be dressed up. Okay, heard,
Speaker 1: Halloween will be very different this year. People could just
Speaker 1: be in their bedroom in their costume.
Speaker 2: If you're in a costume and you're listening to this
Speaker 2: right now or watching it, send us a picture on
Speaker 2: Social Serial Killers PC. We want to see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is very interesting because there are cranberry flakes
Speaker 1: in here. Okay, so there's regular flakes and there's cranberry.
Speaker 1: Oh this good thing. There's no milk in there.
Speaker 2: That's what happened to me before when we were doing
Speaker 2: the Toasted Coconut episode.
Speaker 1: So they are super grain flakes with oats, sorghum, quenwa
Speaker 1: and amaranth. It's more amoranthem. I don't know what's what
Speaker 1: amorand that's got to be something like relatively new in
Speaker 1: the cereal world, right Sherlock Scott, an investigation cried Cranberry's
Speaker 1: stand by I'm sur frias you didn't call them the
Speaker 1: cereal spoons. They are cereal spoons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm s Frias. You didn't trademark that too with
Speaker 2: your fake trademark because we have a cereal fridge. We
Speaker 2: have a cereal sack. Apparently there's a cereal sidecar. That's
Speaker 2: the cereal.
Speaker 1: You're a cereal sack here, thank you. Let's go one,
Speaker 1: two basket milk. The milk is already turning pink. There's
Speaker 1: going to be a no from me. Dog.
Speaker 2: I don't like a you know what it tastes like?
Speaker 1: What did it tastes like? Got andy?
Speaker 2: It tastes like you remember those popsicle bars that had
Speaker 2: the nuts on the outside and were pink popsicles or
Speaker 2: ices popsicles? Yeah, and it was like a nut covered
Speaker 2: pink popsicle stick.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about strawberry shortcake that there's no nuts
Speaker 1: on there at all? What? There's no nuts on it
Speaker 1: strawberry shortcake? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but has the crinkly, little caky little cakey. Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 2: so in all fairness, I've never actually had one.
Speaker 1: Oh but so remember I never had one.
Speaker 2: What do you mean would you thought it had nuts?
Speaker 1: Would you know what it tasted like? If you don't
Speaker 1: never had one.
Speaker 2: Maybe I had a bite of one as a kid.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but this is what I imagine it.
Speaker 1: It was not at all. Those are delicious.
Speaker 2: This is not good. Also, what the hell are these?
Speaker 2: Is there rice in this?
Speaker 1: Or is this that's almonds? Mm hmm, yeah, those are
Speaker 1: tiny little almonds.
Speaker 2: No, there's little puffed rice. I just had one. Unless
Speaker 2: that's a really squishy almet.
Speaker 1: Almonds, oats, cane, sugar, sorghum, brown rice, cranberries. I was right,
Speaker 1: red rice, I was right. What's red rice?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Keenwa amorands, sea salt, natural flavor vite, the many vegetable
Speaker 1: juice concentrate for color. Two bowls and a spoon.
Speaker 2: This gets a bowl in a spoon. I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2: It's just blah and it doesn't It's not good, just period.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking. I just kind of thought that the kind
Speaker 1: cereals would be much kinder. I don't know. They they
Speaker 1: have been great, I'm not I'm sorry. The apple one
Speaker 1: was good, pretty decent, and I like the chocolate. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is the first flopper. First flopper. Yeah, my
Speaker 1: man moves look really big in the shirt. It's terrible, right, and.
Speaker 2: Now you have to explain why this is why you
Speaker 2: don't like to record.
Speaker 1: No, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Oh now you don't care. Yeah, singing a different tune
Speaker 2: subscribe right, yeah, not what the kids do. Imagine if
Speaker 2: we actually took off when we're YouTube celebrities.
Speaker 1: Yeah not, that could be nice.
Speaker 2: All right. We have to start endorsing things like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: this is the coldest water bottle our code serial killers people. Well, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm pretending this is the coldest water bottle because then
Speaker 2: maybe the coldest water bottle is listening and can see
Speaker 2: our podcast stats and be like, we want to advertise it.
Speaker 1: Scott and Andy, All right, let's go on to the
Speaker 1: next cereal.
Speaker 2: Love my coldest water bottles swipe up fifteen percent off.
Speaker 1: Now here's the problem. We're we're into the stage where
Speaker 1: there really are no more brand new or classic cereals
Speaker 1: currently okay from big brands that we haven't done yet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so right now we just wait for new cereals to
Speaker 1: come out from the big brands, like the big branded
Speaker 1: Little Debbie Oatmeal cream pie cake cereal that's coming from
Speaker 1: Kellogg's in the next month or two. So that's really
Speaker 1: the only massive one that's on the horizon. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't know about these things. I'm letting you know.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, speaking of oatmeal pies, we need to talk
Speaker 2: about something that you did a couple of episodes ago.
Speaker 2: Uh oh, remember when you said, stop sending you pictures
Speaker 2: of the oatmeal cereal because you know you're just not
Speaker 2: releasing a statement.
Speaker 1: Don't even don't even I'm gonna you're gonna sound stupid here,
Speaker 1: uh huh, because that's in Monday's episode. I didn't cut
Speaker 1: it out. It was in the episode that's coming up.
Speaker 2: So we talked about it twice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked about Little Debbie oatmeal cream pie cereal
Speaker 1: in every episode in the last three episodes, so I
Speaker 1: don't think so hush your mouth and you'll see.
Speaker 2: Hush your mouth.
Speaker 1: Okay, going down to the cereal set you if you
Speaker 1: would actually listen to what I send you, yeah, you'd know. Okay,
Speaker 1: Now you just sounded SOI So this is another one
Speaker 1: in the line ofven Viire Kids, Environ kids, and Iron kids.
Speaker 1: However you want to hate these, no, we like some
Speaker 1: of this is like leaping lemurs and turtle chops with
Speaker 1: cheetah chops and the turtle one turtle splashed whatever that
Speaker 1: one was made. The one that made you poop red,
Speaker 1: that was Cheetah chomps. That was the one that burned
Speaker 1: your butt. Right what on the way out?
Speaker 2: What are you talking?
Speaker 1: Told me that you had flaming poops.
Speaker 2: I did not over that. Maybe I had, like Taco
Speaker 2: Bell the day before.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so this is Koala Crisp. We've done a
Speaker 1: bunch of them. We've done leaping lemurs and we've done
Speaker 1: there's one or two we haven't done yet, and this
Speaker 1: is one of them.
Speaker 2: I am shocked that no fast food chain has jumped
Speaker 2: into cereal yet, like Duncan has done in cereal. But
Speaker 2: I wouldn't consider that fast food. But like a McDonald's
Speaker 2: something hot cake cereal, I don't know, like apple pie cereal,
Speaker 2: or like a Wendy's.
Speaker 1: Like a Wendy's McDonald's did the apple pie cereal, they
Speaker 1: would have to do the old school fraud apple pie
Speaker 1: cereal because the newer school they is no, thanks.
Speaker 2: No, no. I think fast food should start doing cereals
Speaker 2: like Taco Bell cinnabon cereal, which he couldn't have because
Speaker 2: that's where he got his heart problems from that. He
Speaker 2: cut out tons of things that he still gains weight.
Speaker 1: We don't need to get into all this. Plus, they
Speaker 1: wouldn't be any cinnabon cream in the cereal. The cream,
Speaker 1: I think is what got me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the cream. The cream just snuck in
Speaker 2: there and was like, you know what, this is what's
Speaker 2: going to give him the heart attack? The heart attack?
Speaker 1: Are you laid on the ground? All right? So anyway,
Speaker 1: these look like they look like very light coco crispies.
Speaker 1: I suppose they can't. I don't think they're gonna be
Speaker 1: very chocolate. Just take it, okay, stop it with you.
Speaker 1: Koala crisp organic.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no chocolate.
Speaker 1: This looks like the Koala pooped. Yeah, look at this.
Speaker 1: This is Koala poop. I know it wants to be
Speaker 1: cocoa crispies, but it is not. No, that's not judging, utili.
Speaker 2: The smell is nice.
Speaker 1: Ready, okay, I'm in, I'm not. I like it. They're
Speaker 1: not bad, just tastes like styrofoam Delicious chocolate, light bird styrofoam,
Speaker 1: brown rice, flour, cane sugar, fair trade cocoa powder, natural chocolate,
Speaker 1: flavored sea salt and molasses.
Speaker 2: I really enjoy this.
Speaker 1: Actually vegan. So many cereals are vegan, Scott, it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean anything. Together, we're saving koalas.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. Koalas need a lot more
Speaker 2: help than we can give.
Speaker 1: They're very nasty, aren't they. No, those are the gongarus.
Speaker 2: They're dumb and they have chlamydia. Okay, if I send
Speaker 2: you a link and you post it on our serial
Speaker 2: killer socials because everyone needs to read this link about koalas.
Speaker 2: Koalas are probably the dumbest animal in the wild.
Speaker 1: That's why they need to be saved. That's a tough one.
Speaker 2: Because you literally can put food in front of a koala,
Speaker 2: but if they didn't pick it themselves, they can't recognize
Speaker 2: it as food, so they'll they will starve even if
Speaker 2: food is in front of them.
Speaker 1: Oh, did you know that Aria lives in Australia, where
Speaker 1: locals call baby Koala's Joey's good?
Speaker 2: Iight, Mike, Well, I've seen a couple of kalas around
Speaker 2: here and they're quite dumb. I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: A bowl and a spoon. I'm sorry, I don't really
Speaker 1: like this cereal.
Speaker 2: I reckon I really like this cereal. I think it
Speaker 2: has a great tyst too. The chocolate is wonderful. I
Speaker 2: think it's a great tyst. And I'm suggesting everyone go
Speaker 2: out and buy the Koala Crunch by Night's Kids.
Speaker 1: It is Kala crisp though, so bite that one.
Speaker 2: No down on it.
Speaker 1: We call a coala Koala chucko bites. Did you give
Speaker 1: it something I don't remember?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I didn't, I reckon. I give this full balls.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, I really like it. I don't think it's bad.
Speaker 2: And usually rice cereal the minute you have it, the taste,
Speaker 2: it's almost like a poof and it's gone. This one
Speaker 2: it was like a poof and it stayed, So I
Speaker 2: don't mind it.
Speaker 1: This is definitely aimed at children. So maybe I will
Speaker 1: give it to my children and see what they think.
Speaker 2: If your kids don't like it, can I have it?
Speaker 2: Because I would actually eat that one.
Speaker 1: You can have it. I won't even give it to mine.
Speaker 2: I gotta get rid of the cheetah chomp. So those
Speaker 2: are still sitting on my.
Speaker 1: Uh, why do you bring him in here? We'll put
Speaker 1: them in the museum.
Speaker 2: I will happily take them back. I don't want to
Speaker 2: take out one of these again though.
Speaker 1: You don't want to trade, no, no.
Speaker 2: Especially because all of these are stale. Remember when I
Speaker 2: tried Hershey Kiss of Cereal and that was discussing.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, since we just had these and
Speaker 1: you said you like Rice Cereals, I tell you what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: Oh boy.
Speaker 1: I was in Walmart not too long ago, okay, and
Speaker 1: Walmart has their own brand. Was it called Best Value
Speaker 1: or some crap like that.
Speaker 2: Great Value, Great Value?
Speaker 1: So I found great Value Rice Crisps.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So you know they just took out the ease and
Speaker 1: they used a C instead of a K, so there's
Speaker 1: no trademark infringement, no TM. Yeah, I think this is
Speaker 1: the first Walmart cereal we've done. We've done a bunch
Speaker 1: of targets. Yeah, we've never done about the store brands.
Speaker 1: So let's try Great Value Rice Crisps and see how
Speaker 1: close they owe to Rice Crispies.
Speaker 2: Here's a question, because you go shopping a lot. Did
Speaker 2: they switch Brice Krispy Treats back or is it still
Speaker 2: with their stupid new brand.
Speaker 1: No, you know what, I didn't even see Rice Krispy
Speaker 1: Treats in the store last time I was there, so
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what's going on with them, but hopefully
Speaker 1: mister Kellogg will get us ish together and change back
Speaker 1: to the original recipe.
Speaker 2: I know there's a lot of petitions going around, but
Speaker 2: I might start one on change dot org to bring
Speaker 2: back the old Ice Crispy's formula.
Speaker 1: I would not be surprised if there isn't already one.
Speaker 2: I'll find it out. I'm gonna find it. Do you
Speaker 2: like my Australian accent?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Yes, please? We use coups. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Oh, here's still going on about how you think people
Speaker 2: care that you use cups.
Speaker 1: No, I'm sure there are some people that care that
Speaker 1: we use cups. Okay, you'll see. Okay, watch the comments below,
Speaker 1: and while you're here, Leggings, subscribe. You guys are wasters.
Speaker 1: You don't really like the earth. Look at you. You
Speaker 1: don't even recycle.
Speaker 2: We just did natural kids Path Choco bites. It was
Speaker 2: none of those things natural within the title. No, it
Speaker 2: wasn't kid's environment friend.
Speaker 1: It was organic and chocolate and koala and crisp. But
Speaker 1: those are the only words in there.
Speaker 2: Organic kids, fresh, Quala.
Speaker 1: Listen, listen.
Speaker 2: Wow, this is making a crisp sound with the siege.
Speaker 1: Did you hear that? Yeah? Now it can't be snap
Speaker 1: crackle and popping. No, it has to be like.
Speaker 2: Mac drabble in Kazoom.
Speaker 1: Yes it's kazooming. Did you eat it already? No? You know,
Speaker 1: if I close my eyes, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: No, the taste is so bland on rice Crispy Cereal
Speaker 2: that oh sorry, Rice crisp Cereal and also Rice Crispies
Speaker 2: in general, that you don't really notice a difference.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you can't tell the difference.
Speaker 2: But if they put banana in here, who would do that?
Speaker 2: I love banana and my Rice Crispies or rice crisps. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I can't give it a bad rating because as a
Speaker 2: base it's good. So two bowls, I.
Speaker 1: Don't remember what I rated regular Rice Crispies.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get do two balls in a spoon
Speaker 2: asb you.
Speaker 1: Su're okay, I'm going to give it three balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And what I'm going to do, oh boy.
Speaker 2: You have a banana. Okay, not that banana.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go back into the Cereal vault. No,
Speaker 1: because we have to try one stale Cereal every episode,
Speaker 1: and you don't. Andrew does. So let's see if we
Speaker 1: have any rice crispy variety stand by. Please entertain the
Speaker 1: true Andrew.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do this. I don't. I hate
Speaker 2: this so much every time we do this, it's disgusting.
Speaker 2: The cereal is old. No one's enjoyed any of the cereal.
Speaker 1: For about some rice crispies with holiday colors.
Speaker 2: It's not that old, really, because Danielle found it on
Speaker 2: like bargain bin status like months after the holidays. Oh god,
Speaker 2: why are.
Speaker 1: You doing this? Look at this? Who's gonna eat all
Speaker 1: that you right now? Go ahead? No, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: You gave me too big of a handful?
Speaker 1: Eat some Okay, just throw it in. Yeah, they sound
Speaker 1: crunchy to me, don't you vomit? No, they sound crunchy.
Speaker 1: You know what. I'm even gonna try them to see
Speaker 1: if you're exaggerating, because I think you are. They're mushy.
Speaker 1: I think you're exaggerating. They're mushy.
Speaker 2: They're not crispy.
Speaker 1: They're mushy. They're very crispy.
Speaker 2: They're mushy. Okay, they're old, throw the bag away.
Speaker 1: They're not old. They're good until August twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: They you know, it's like October. It's October of twenty.
Speaker 1: It's only a couple of months old.
Speaker 2: All of that cereal tastes like it's damp and it's
Speaker 2: moldy and it's nasty and you gotta get rid of it.
Speaker 1: Cereal doesn't get mold it just gets stale.
Speaker 2: Well, it's good, we're done and it's mushy.
Speaker 1: We're done, right, Yes? Wait, thank you for listening to
Speaker 1: Serial Killers. Kazoom another brand new episode next Monday. Yep,
Speaker 1: so don't be looking for an episode on Friday because
Speaker 1: Andrew canceled Friday episode.
Speaker 2: Shut your mouth, Scott, I did not cancel anything. You
Speaker 2: and I never actually even had a discussion on it.
Speaker 2: You decided to get all your little Twitter followers to
Speaker 2: be like.
Speaker 1: Andy doesn't want to do this. What do you think?
Speaker 1: Is Andy terrible? Right? Yeah? Omar thinks you're terrible. You're
Speaker 1: a terrible person.
Speaker 2: No, he doesn't.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. We love our followers. Yeah, because I do more
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he's like, oh.
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Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: I have two monitors.
Speaker 1: Now see you on Monday.
Speaker 2: Yayru hunch what what?
Speaker 1: Two monitors? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I bought a second monitor to make editing the serial
Speaker 2: Killers website easier on myself.
Speaker 1: And it's still taking you four months.
Speaker 2: No, it's done by now because I had got the
Speaker 2: second monitor weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: And then everyone's gonna be like, well, Andy, you did it.
Speaker 1: The website looks great.