WEBVTT - Sit Andy Sit…Good Dog! 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:01.319 Oh, Hi Andy, Oh Hi Scott. 0:00:01.600 --> 0:00:03.280 I like that you changed out of your shirt even 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:05.120 though we're recording three episodes in the same day. 0:00:05.160 --> 0:00:06.960 I don't know what you're talking about. I changed my 0:00:07.040 --> 0:00:08.760 clothing from day to day. You are still in the 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:11.360 same shirt that you were wearing last week. Can we 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:13.720 just revisit? But first of all, this is Serial Killers. 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:16.520 It's episode one forty six. Welcome to Monday, Okay, I 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:19.720 just I can't help but go back to the last 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:22.200 episode at the very end, when I asked if you 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:24.840 know who Ubu was, and you were like, what who? 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:27.240 How many of our listeners really know who Ubu is? 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:30.520 I guarantee you ninety percent of the people listening to 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:33.480 this podcast. If you said sit Ubu sit, they would 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:36.720 say good dog. Woof. Okay, you don't know what that's from? 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:37.080 Now. 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:42.479 I bet we've been together for a million yis you 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:43.040 know this day? 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:46.839 I bet we be together a million more. 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:52.760 It's a track eighty No Family Ties? 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:55.360 Which one's family is that? The one with Christina Applegate? 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:58.720 No Alex speakten? Is that the one with the curmugenye guy? 0:00:59.120 --> 0:00:59.279 Oh? 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:00.600 Which one is family Ties? 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:05.400 Again? Alex p Keaton, Michael Say Fox, Oh, he's smart. 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:10.240 Yeah, I mean I never really watched that one. What Yeah, 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:12.440 I never watched it. I know who Michael J. Fox 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:14.119 is because he was obviously in link Back to the. 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:15.600 Future with Baxter Bernie. 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:18.840 Still no, not ringing any bells. I know, I'm I 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:21.640 know it's a very popular show. I just have never 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:24.920 even seen like a clip of that show. Mallory Jen Okay, 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:26.960 you can keep naming things, and I'm just going to 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:30.120 keep saying, like, Okay, Tom Hanks, the drunk brother. Tom 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:31.400 Hanks was in Family Ties. 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:32.800 He was on one episode and he was the drunk 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:34.160 brother and ruined everything. 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:36.640 Oh okay, and at the end it would go sit 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:42.959 good dog, Okay, no, still, no, Wow, we have a 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:44.880 lot of work to do with you. Again, I know 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:48.520 I'm in the minority of people who don't know Family Ties. 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:51.160 Not that I don't know it, it's like I've never 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:52.440 even seen an episode of it. 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:55.520 So again, when you leave here today, I want you 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:57.360 to stop the first person on the street that you 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:00.680 see and say, sit, ubu, sit and see what happens. 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.160 And then when I'm arrested or punched in the face, 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:04.240 I'll let you know how that goes. 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:07.040 Very good, All right, let's start it off. 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:23.200 Somebody, do not play these two boys. We'll say two special. 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:48.680 Because it's the serial. It's the serial. It's the serial series. 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:56.520 Show the whole thing. 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:58.240 Okay, we don't have to play the whole thing. It's 0:02:58.320 --> 0:02:58.840 very hot in. 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:01.200 Here, it's not it is. I'm wearing a lot degrees 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:01.800 and I'm fine. 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:04.480 Well, you live in a pizza oven and you love it. Well. 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:07.080 The thing is, I've gotten used to different temperature extremes. 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:09.800 I now am used to sleeping in eighty two degrees 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:11.720 and in the winter, I get used to sleeping in 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:12.640 fifty six degrees. 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:15.480 So I just realized this is just a plain white undershirt. 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:15.920 Yeah. 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:17.520 Remember that band, the plain white Tea's. 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:19.000 Yeah, they saying, hey, they're Delilah. 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:22.440 Hey there, Delilah. What's it like in New York City? 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:25.120 Very very good. Hey, listen, I have a surprise for you. 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:26.360 Oh gosh, what's the surprise? 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:29.280 And we probably will call this episode prize in side, 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:32.160 even though it's not a bonus Wednesday episode. Okay, and 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:33.040 I'm going to tell you why. 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:34.760 Oh wait, this is also the start of our new 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:35.920 one day a week episodes. 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:37.440 That's right, Welcome to Monday. 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:38.240 Welcome to Monday. 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:39.840 We'll have another new episode next Monday. 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:42.839 Yeah, and if ratings tank blame me, and I guess 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:43.880 we'll bring back Fridays. 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:46.720 That's right, that was Andrew's decision. All wasn't my decision. 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:49.040 I need a suggestion. Let me go down to the 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:51.400 side sack. Down here. It's a side sack. It's a 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:53.800 cereal sack, but it's a cereal. We've done already, but 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:55.520 I had to buy it because there is a prize 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:57.360 in side and I'm going to gift it to you. 0:03:57.600 --> 0:03:59.440 Thank you, Jesus. I can't wait for this prize. 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:03.200 Okay, General Mills, Okay, they have released well, let me 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:04.120 just get it. Okay. 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:07.000 It's funny because when you leave the frame, you take 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:08.240 up so much light. 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:12.080 That when you leave, we're trying to say it gets freighter. Nothing, 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:16.120 all right, So General Mills has the serial Squad. Have 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:17.919 you met the cereal squad? I have not met se 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:21.839 So the serial Squad is Lucky Leprechaun. Okay, Cinemoji. These 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:23.920 things all have names, you know, Chip the Wolf, we 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:27.279 knew him, right, Sonny the cuckoo bird, Buzz the honey Bee. 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:28.960 I don't think I knew his name was Buzz. I 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:31.880 just thought it was Honeybee. Yeah, and Tricks the Rabbit. 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:35.279 Tricks is actually his name. See look that's the Serial Squad. 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:38.520 All I'm saying is they definitely listen to this podcast 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:41.960 because I have been saying serial Avengers for how long? 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:44.599 And now they're like, oh yeah, look at our team. 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:46.599 Look at our squad took idea. 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:48.640 Look at them. Look at the front of the box. 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:52.560 Even Buzz the Bee is the little character on the front. 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:54.880 It's not even the regular be. I love it. So anyway, 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:57.479 inside this box is a free toy of one of 0:04:57.520 --> 0:04:57.960 the cereals. 0:04:58.000 --> 0:04:59.520 Oh my god, I really hope it's Tricks. 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:01.880 And there's only six hundred of gold ones that are made, 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.200 and it's rare and it could be in here. But 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:06.880 it does say it's a gold colored figure, not real 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:07.760 gold pasters. 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:10.440 All right, Well, because they can't put metal inside of 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:16.160 a serial. Imagine how many people would get sick. Six 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:18.320 hundred people would get sick from gold cereal. 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:19.479 Which one do you think you got? 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:22.719 I really hope we got either Chip the Wolf or 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:23.479 Tricks Rabbit. 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:25.880 I want Lucky, Okay, Lucky's my man. 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:27.680 So if it's Lucky, you're just gonna take what you 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:28.039 gave me. 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:31.640 Yeah. See, the thing is, when we were kids, like 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:34.360 when I was a kid, sorry, when I was a kid, 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:37.479 the toy or the prize inside the box would actually 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:38.280 be in the cereal. 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.120 Yeah, through it together. 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:42.080 But now I see it, it's just sitting in the side. 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:43.640 It's no fun. Who is so Like when I went 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:45.920 to Sleepway camp and there was prizes inside the boxes, 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:47.720 I would sneak in and open the boxes and just 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:49.320 jam my hand and then take the prize out. 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:49.880 Wow. 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:52.160 Yeah you ready? Yeah, it feels like it might be 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:52.799 heavy in gold. 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:54.280 That's it. That's the size of it. 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:55.440 Well, yeah, they're little Now. 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:58.080 I thought I was getting like a figurine. That's pretty big. 0:05:58.160 --> 0:05:59.600 What do you think it was? The giant license plate 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:01.960 from honey Comb cereal back in the eighties. What's that? 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:04.040 We explained it in a previous episode. 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:04.320 I know. 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:06.360 So when meta license plate in the box? 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.880 Please Andrew, Okay, you just went on your own tangent there, 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:11.000 So I'm just not going to touch that. 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:11.760 Who do you think it is? 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:15.240 I hope it's either tricks Rabbit or it's the Wolf. 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:17.880 It is the wolf. It is Chip the Wolf. 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:19.239 Yes, I want chip. 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:21.760 You may have chip. Thank you, You're welcome. This is 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:24.800 like a little dinky figure. It's fun, though, what do 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:25.360 you expect. 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:28.760 I don't know. I feel like the you know, the 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:30.280 Funko figure figures. 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:32.560 I almost said Funko figures. Don't get me started with 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:34.479 them because they have all those Funko cereals and I 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:36.359 refuse to do them. Here, you can have the box, 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:38.760 you can have all the cereal you like, honey nut cheerios. 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:41.159 I do, but go okay, yeah that or it's. 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:41.680 Going up there. 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:43.560 Oh god no, because I don't want to try it. 0:06:43.640 --> 0:06:46.159 Like it all right, let's move on. Oh by the way, 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:50.880 I'm the worst jew ever because Yam Kapor ends this evening, 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:54.320 so I'm not supposed to be eating, but I'm eating cereal. 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:55.200 I'm sorry. 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:58.640 Wait, what are you saying this as if this is 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:00.440 actually like the day where we're recording it. 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:02.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Monday, the twenty eighth. 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.599 It's not it's actually the eighteenth. 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:05.760 Don't confuse people. 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:09.240 I will because you're acting like, oh my god, I'm sorry, guys, 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:11.960 I'm gonna have to issue an apology. You don't it's 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:15.160 the eighteenth of September we're pre recording this and you're 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:16.360 like making drama. 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:18.360 All right, Well, then remind me not to record an 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:21.240 episode on Monday the twenty fifth. Oh, actually, I don't 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:24.400 do that anymore anyway. I stopped not eating. I stopped 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:26.160 the fasting a couple of years ago because I would 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:28.720 get raging headaches by like eleven o'clock in the morning. Yeah, 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:30.040 because I couldn't have my coffee. 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:33.040 I did a juice cleans recently, and as long as 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:36.880 you're drinking water in between every drink, it's fine. But 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:39.720 then when you're done with your shakes, like the headache 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:43.480 I had, what was miserable, but you were still eating things. No, 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:46.640 it's a cleanse, so you're drinking like it's juice beats 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:48.280 like mixed up with kale. 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:50.000 Now beach is a problem when you go to the 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:51.120 bathroom later that I am. 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:51.840 Yeah. 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:54.960 Yeah, all right, let's go down to sach. You want 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:56.200 to start with new I. 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:59.760 Gotta say, these figurines are kind of interesting. 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:00.960 All right, you like to start with the new one 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:03.920 this time? I think, like, I think you like it. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:06.400 Yeah, look at that? 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:08.760 What is this? That's chip the wolf? 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:10.480 I feel like we should have made them key chains 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:13.040 what kid has keys? Well, I don't know that you 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:14.680 always gave away key chains as a kid. 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:17.480 Maybe it should be like a little USB drive shaped 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:17.760 like that. 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:19.440 What would they? 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:19.920 What? 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:21.520 What's on the USB drive? 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:22.080 Also? 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:23.800 Do you know how much a USB drives cost? 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:28.320 Yeah? The pennies, sir? When all right? Brand new from 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:30.120 the line of Kind to Cereals. So I know you're 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:32.400 gonna love it. You've already done the dark chocolate, and 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:35.520 we've already done apple, even though you had some sort 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:37.000 of tickle in your throat from it. 0:08:37.080 --> 0:08:37.920 Yeah, what are you gonna do? 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:39.400 So you'll probably get a tickle from this too, because 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:41.840 there's fruit in this one as well. It's cranberry almond 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:45.040 Kind Cereal. There's still one more we haven't tried. It's 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:48.160 an almond honey some something or other. And Joel the 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:50.440 cereal squirrel a chop right, he ordered it for me, 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:53.079 so we'll have a furry friend. He's not furry, he shaved. 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:57.800 No, I'm saying you are a furry. Oh you know 0:08:57.880 --> 0:08:59.480 some type of wolf costume in your basement? 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:01.839 I just know it in my basement. Yeah, no, it's 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:06.679 in my bedroom closet. Oh god, it's been a while 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:07.960 since we refer to the furries. 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:12.640 If you're watching the Furries high, do you think there 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:14.840 are people watching this right now dressed up as something? 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:20.360 If they are, I'm I know, well it's it's very 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:25.520 close to Halloway screen of your people could be dressed up. Okay, heard, 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:27.760 Halloween will be very different this year. People could just 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:29.040 be in their bedroom in their costume. 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:31.480 If you're in a costume and you're listening to this 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:34.480 right now or watching it, send us a picture on 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:36.680 Social Serial Killers PC. We want to see. 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:40.880 Yeah, this is very interesting because there are cranberry flakes 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:46.240 in here. Okay, so there's regular flakes and there's cranberry. 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:49.319 Oh this good thing. There's no milk in there. 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:51.520 That's what happened to me before when we were doing 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:53.040 the Toasted Coconut episode. 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:56.640 So they are super grain flakes with oats, sorghum, quenwa 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:59.920 and amaranth. It's more amoranthem. I don't know what's what 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.319 amorand that's got to be something like relatively new in 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:09.000 the cereal world, right Sherlock Scott, an investigation cried Cranberry's 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:12.440 stand by I'm sur frias you didn't call them the 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.560 cereal spoons. They are cereal spoons. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:16.280 Yeah, I'm s Frias. You didn't trademark that too with 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.240 your fake trademark because we have a cereal fridge. We 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:21.600 have a cereal sack. Apparently there's a cereal sidecar. That's 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:22.160 the cereal. 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:26.760 You're a cereal sack here, thank you. Let's go one, 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:33.200 two basket milk. The milk is already turning pink. There's 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:34.439 going to be a no from me. Dog. 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:37.600 I don't like a you know what it tastes like? 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:39.880 What did it tastes like? Got andy? 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:45.000 It tastes like you remember those popsicle bars that had 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.400 the nuts on the outside and were pink popsicles or 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:52.480 ices popsicles? Yeah, and it was like a nut covered 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:54.640 pink popsicle stick. 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:57.839 Are you talking about strawberry shortcake that there's no nuts 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:59.959 on there at all? What? There's no nuts on it 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:01.000 strawberry shortcake? Oh? 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:04.200 Yeah, but has the crinkly, little caky little cakey. Yeah. Okay, 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:06.679 so in all fairness, I've never actually had one. 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:10.120 Oh but so remember I never had one. 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:12.160 What do you mean would you thought it had nuts? 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:13.600 Would you know what it tasted like? If you don't 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:14.160 never had one. 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:15.680 Maybe I had a bite of one as a kid. 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:18.520 I don't know, but this is what I imagine it. 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:20.960 It was not at all. Those are delicious. 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:23.679 This is not good. Also, what the hell are these? 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:25.040 Is there rice in this? 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:28.960 Or is this that's almonds? Mm hmm, yeah, those are 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:29.840 tiny little almonds. 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:32.840 No, there's little puffed rice. I just had one. Unless 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:34.359 that's a really squishy almet. 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:37.800 Almonds, oats, cane, sugar, sorghum, brown rice, cranberries. I was right, 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:40.160 red rice, I was right. What's red rice? 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:40.839 I don't know? 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:44.800 Keenwa amorands, sea salt, natural flavor vite, the many vegetable 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:47.319 juice concentrate for color. Two bowls and a spoon. 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:50.720 This gets a bowl in a spoon. I'm not a fan. 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:55.640 It's just blah and it doesn't It's not good, just period. 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:57.760 I'm thinking. I just kind of thought that the kind 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:02.880 cereals would be much kinder. I don't know. They they 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.000 have been great, I'm not I'm sorry. The apple one 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:08.000 was good, pretty decent, and I like the chocolate. Okay, 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:11.880 so this is the first flopper. First flopper. Yeah, my 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:15.880 man moves look really big in the shirt. It's terrible, right, and. 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:17.959 Now you have to explain why this is why you 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:18.880 don't like to record. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:20.080 No, I don't care. 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.680 Oh now you don't care. Yeah, singing a different tune 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:27.280 subscribe right, yeah, not what the kids do. Imagine if 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:29.320 we actually took off when we're YouTube celebrities. 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:30.720 Yeah not, that could be nice. 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:33.360 All right. We have to start endorsing things like, hey, guys, 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:38.360 this is the coldest water bottle our code serial killers people. Well, no, no, 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:40.760 I'm pretending this is the coldest water bottle because then 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:42.880 maybe the coldest water bottle is listening and can see 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:44.760 our podcast stats and be like, we want to advertise it. 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:47.160 Scott and Andy, All right, let's go on to the 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:47.720 next cereal. 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:50.439 Love my coldest water bottles swipe up fifteen percent off. 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:53.280 Now here's the problem. We're we're into the stage where 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:57.960 there really are no more brand new or classic cereals 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:02.400 currently okay from big brands that we haven't done yet. Yeah, 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:04.679 so right now we just wait for new cereals to 0:13:04.720 --> 0:13:07.160 come out from the big brands, like the big branded 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:11.360 Little Debbie Oatmeal cream pie cake cereal that's coming from 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:14.080 Kellogg's in the next month or two. So that's really 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:16.400 the only massive one that's on the horizon. Yeah, you 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:17.840 don't know about these things. I'm letting you know. 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:21.920 Well, okay, speaking of oatmeal pies, we need to talk 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:23.760 about something that you did a couple of episodes ago. 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:28.319 Uh oh, remember when you said, stop sending you pictures 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:31.480 of the oatmeal cereal because you know you're just not 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:32.559 releasing a statement. 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:35.559 Don't even don't even I'm gonna you're gonna sound stupid here, 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:38.960 uh huh, because that's in Monday's episode. I didn't cut 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:40.600 it out. It was in the episode that's coming up. 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:41.640 So we talked about it twice. 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:45.120 Yeah, we talked about Little Debbie oatmeal cream pie cereal 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:48.360 in every episode in the last three episodes, so I 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:50.360 don't think so hush your mouth and you'll see. 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:51.319 Hush your mouth. 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:55.800 Okay, going down to the cereal set you if you 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:59.040 would actually listen to what I send you, yeah, you'd know. Okay, 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:01.800 Now you just sounded SOI So this is another one 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:06.600 in the line ofven Viire Kids, Environ kids, and Iron kids. 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:09.160 However you want to hate these, no, we like some 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:12.440 of this is like leaping lemurs and turtle chops with 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:14.640 cheetah chops and the turtle one turtle splashed whatever that 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:17.000 one was made. The one that made you poop red, 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:19.520 that was Cheetah chomps. That was the one that burned 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:22.000 your butt. Right what on the way out? 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:23.120 What are you talking? 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:25.080 Told me that you had flaming poops. 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:27.960 I did not over that. Maybe I had, like Taco 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:28.800 Bell the day before. 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:31.840 But anyway, so this is Koala Crisp. We've done a 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:34.320 bunch of them. We've done leaping lemurs and we've done 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:35.880 there's one or two we haven't done yet, and this 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:36.440 is one of them. 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:39.040 I am shocked that no fast food chain has jumped 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:42.080 into cereal yet, like Duncan has done in cereal. But 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:45.440 I wouldn't consider that fast food. But like a McDonald's 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:50.120 something hot cake cereal, I don't know, like apple pie cereal, 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:52.120 or like a Wendy's. 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:55.800 Like a Wendy's McDonald's did the apple pie cereal, they 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:57.880 would have to do the old school fraud apple pie 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:02.080 cereal because the newer school they is no, thanks. 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:05.840 No, no. I think fast food should start doing cereals 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:08.640 like Taco Bell cinnabon cereal, which he couldn't have because 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:11.440 that's where he got his heart problems from that. He 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:15.360 cut out tons of things that he still gains weight. 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:19.000 We don't need to get into all this. Plus, they 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:22.040 wouldn't be any cinnabon cream in the cereal. The cream, 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:22.880 I think is what got me. 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:25.520 Yeah, it was the cream. The cream just snuck in 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:27.440 there and was like, you know what, this is what's 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:29.960 going to give him the heart attack? The heart attack? 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:33.240 Are you laid on the ground? All right? So anyway, 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:38.080 these look like they look like very light coco crispies. 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:40.760 I suppose they can't. I don't think they're gonna be 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:43.760 very chocolate. Just take it, okay, stop it with you. 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:45.680 Koala crisp organic. 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:48.360 Oh no, no, no chocolate. 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:51.200 This looks like the Koala pooped. Yeah, look at this. 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:53.600 This is Koala poop. I know it wants to be 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:57.400 cocoa crispies, but it is not. No, that's not judging, utili. 0:15:57.840 --> 0:15:58.600 The smell is nice. 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:04.480 Ready, okay, I'm in, I'm not. I like it. They're 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:09.240 not bad, just tastes like styrofoam Delicious chocolate, light bird styrofoam, 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:12.920 brown rice, flour, cane sugar, fair trade cocoa powder, natural chocolate, 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:14.800 flavored sea salt and molasses. 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:16.400 I really enjoy this. 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:20.080 Actually vegan. So many cereals are vegan, Scott, it doesn't 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.479 mean anything. Together, we're saving koalas. 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:25.200 Let me tell you something. Koalas need a lot more 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:25.960 help than we can give. 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:28.479 They're very nasty, aren't they. No, those are the gongarus. 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:34.360 They're dumb and they have chlamydia. Okay, if I send 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:36.600 you a link and you post it on our serial 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:40.200 killer socials because everyone needs to read this link about koalas. 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:43.080 Koalas are probably the dumbest animal in the wild. 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:45.760 That's why they need to be saved. That's a tough one. 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:48.760 Because you literally can put food in front of a koala, 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:51.800 but if they didn't pick it themselves, they can't recognize 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:54.560 it as food, so they'll they will starve even if 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:55.520 food is in front of them. 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:59.080 Oh, did you know that Aria lives in Australia, where 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:01.440 locals call baby Koala's Joey's good? 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:04.920 Iight, Mike, Well, I've seen a couple of kalas around 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:07.480 here and they're quite dumb. I'm gonna tell you. 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:10.760 A bowl and a spoon. I'm sorry, I don't really 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:11.439 like this cereal. 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:14.359 I reckon I really like this cereal. I think it 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:17.320 has a great tyst too. The chocolate is wonderful. I 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:20.399 think it's a great tyst. And I'm suggesting everyone go 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:23.160 out and buy the Koala Crunch by Night's Kids. 0:17:23.359 --> 0:17:25.439 It is Kala crisp though, so bite that one. 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:26.600 No down on it. 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:31.320