WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Grad Party Smarty

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<v Speaker 1>The second date of day. If you're looking for the

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<v Speaker 1>three hottest places to meet eligible singles.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, taking notes, Number one.

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<v Speaker 1>Is your local Civil War reenactment. Okay, are things get

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<v Speaker 1>spicy out on the battle? Number two is the SuDS

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<v Speaker 1>and Studs Charity car wash fundraiser, your ladies, the five

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<v Speaker 1>dollars gets you more than just a clean wash. And

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<v Speaker 1>number three any high school graduation party. I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 1>you're meeting the graduates there. I'm saying, like I mean, though,

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<v Speaker 1>let's be honest, most of them are legal by that point.

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<v Speaker 1>The older people at the party, the friends of family,

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<v Speaker 1>the chaperone. Yeah, the families of the friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, listen, they're probably related to you. I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's where one of our listeners, Robert met a

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<v Speaker 1>lovely lady recently, so let's talk to him about it. Robert,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey guys, what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you meet a grown person? We congrats grad.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't meet an actual grown person at this party.

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<v Speaker 3>It was my frat brother's daughter high school graduation, So

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<v Speaker 3>perfect place to pick up a woman, you know, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>is the.

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<v Speaker 2>Perfect I've never heard that saying before there's.

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<v Speaker 1>The first time for everything. What's this lovely woman's name?

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<v Speaker 3>Her name is Charlotte?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Robert and Charlotte, So your couple's name would be

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<v Speaker 1>Roblett or Sharbert.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope it ends with the Sharbert.

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<v Speaker 2>Why why was Charlotte there?

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<v Speaker 3>She was friends with my buddy's wife, and I guess

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<v Speaker 3>she just wanted to have some extra friends there, so

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<v Speaker 3>she invited.

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<v Speaker 1>We've all tagged along with a friend to some.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you come and make my kid look popular?

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<v Speaker 2>There's like an open bar.

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<v Speaker 1>So how did you and Charlotte come to be?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? And we were just hanging out by the cooler

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<v Speaker 3>and I realized we were hitting it off. We're talking

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<v Speaker 3>for a little bit. Actually, I noticed that there was

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<v Speaker 3>going to be a little bit of an ice shortage.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of people drinking limeritas and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of high schoolers sneaking on probably no comment.

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<v Speaker 3>So you know, I noticed that there was a nice shortage,

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<v Speaker 3>and I told Charlte, was like, hey, do you mind

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<v Speaker 3>coming with a ride grab some bags of ice with me?

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<v Speaker 2>She came, that's actually smooth.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Because then you get a little Loane time with her, like,

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<v Speaker 4>were you guys able to connect?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, we definitely connected.

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<v Speaker 4>That sounds like were you making out in a car somewhere, sir, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, we didn't start then. We were

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<v Speaker 3>still feeling each other out.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like one of those parties that starts at

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<v Speaker 3>two o'cock. So nothing got crazy that early. Okay, we

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<v Speaker 3>got and brought it back. I made sure that the

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<v Speaker 3>situation was thaking care of. Thank god I did, because

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<v Speaker 3>they ran out of ice almost immediately by the time

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<v Speaker 3>we got back, and the party would have been over.

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<v Speaker 3>But if we saved the party.

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<v Speaker 2>And you guys are the heroes exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know what, we made everyone feel good. She

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<v Speaker 3>was impressed with my knowledge of ice.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what.

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<v Speaker 1>Circular cubes? Way better than those little square ones.

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<v Speaker 3>It's important to know how many people come to your

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<v Speaker 3>party because you need to know the correct people to

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<v Speaker 3>ice ratio.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are the long form math questions.

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<v Speaker 4>It would have served us a lot better in life.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, screw how fast the train is going?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank god she had you there to help calculate that.

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<v Speaker 1>So how long did the party last?

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<v Speaker 3>So like with that type of part that would only

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<v Speaker 3>go to like five. Yeah, but things got crazy and

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<v Speaker 3>it went all the way to like twelve o'clock at night.

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<v Speaker 4>Whoa, I love what the parties like for grads are

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<v Speaker 4>actually really the parties for parents.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wonder you needed so much ice? Geez?

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<v Speaker 2>Were you and her together all night?

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<v Speaker 3>We were hanging out, you know, I tried to mingle

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit, but I kept coming back to her

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<v Speaker 3>because we were really hitting it off. And then apparently

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<v Speaker 3>now I don't know what's the deal with these high

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<v Speaker 3>school kids, but they have these parties that they'll bring

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<v Speaker 3>chaperones to, like adult chaperones. So they were all headed

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<v Speaker 3>to this park by us, and they wanted some chaperones. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>so I thought, why the heck not, why don't we go?

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<v Speaker 4>I guess I remember that they would do like all

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<v Speaker 4>nighters at my high school, where like you would go

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<v Speaker 4>to a bowling alley and you literally were there all night,

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<v Speaker 4>and it was like school sponsored. The idea was to

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<v Speaker 4>like make sure that kids run out, you know, doing drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that very fun. Okay, so was it an

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<v Speaker 1>all nighter situation?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So we went to this park and we chaperoned

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<v Speaker 3>the party, and we ended up going to five A.

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<v Speaker 2>M Oh my god, that's so cool. Was it fine

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<v Speaker 2>or was it annoying?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it was fun because charl and I had

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<v Speaker 3>some alone time while we're making sure the kids were

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<v Speaker 3>having and everything. But I'm not gonna lie. I had

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<v Speaker 3>to crack down on some of the kids because I

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<v Speaker 3>saw that all the kids were huddled around this one

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<v Speaker 3>red four tours. It turned out someone brought in a ponykeg,

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<v Speaker 3>but I busted them how to break up the fun.

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<v Speaker 4>But yeah, but then does that mean that you confiscated

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<v Speaker 4>the ponykeg and you and Charlotte got to drink it?

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<v Speaker 3>No comment? No comment?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Okay, well this sounds like a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>fun night for you and Charlotte that day.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that is a lot of time with a person.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. But like you know what, the conversation just

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<v Speaker 3>kept coming easy. It wasn't really difficult to talk to her,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what. It felt like we had a real connection.

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<v Speaker 1>Nic, How did you two leave it?

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<v Speaker 3>So at the end of the night, when everything was

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<v Speaker 3>winding down, I drove her back to her car and

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<v Speaker 3>we made it out before she got out of the car.

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<v Speaker 3>So things went pretty well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's just like delirious with sleep.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it sounds shocking that she wouldn't be getting back

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<v Speaker 4>to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you're not hearing from her at all?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I've texted her back a few times and she

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<v Speaker 3>keeps saying, you know, I need to check my schedule.

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<v Speaker 3>But now it's been too week, So now I'm feeling

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<v Speaker 3>like he's just playing games, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, definitely you didn't meet a younger man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's any of them are college bound. I know she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you took my keg away. We'll find out when we

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<v Speaker 1>come back. We will call Charlotte for you and try

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<v Speaker 1>to turn you into officially shar Bert when we're doing

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update right after this.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks guys, I appreciate it. Update.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're just joining us for the second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking to the chaperone of an all night high

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<v Speaker 1>school graduation party. Yeah, and he's available for hire, ladies

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<v Speaker 1>if the second date doesn't work out well, so he'll

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<v Speaker 1>chaperone your kid's birthday party, their winter form. And the

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<v Speaker 1>best part, he won't forget the ice, never enough for

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<v Speaker 1>the entire party all night long. That's what Robert brings

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<v Speaker 1>to the table, and it's how he met Charlotte the

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<v Speaker 1>other night. Now after they're awesome evening together, she's not

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<v Speaker 1>responding to his text anymore. So we're going to find

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<v Speaker 1>out what's up. Or, as the kids would say, Sam,

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<v Speaker 1>you were so disconnected, that's what they say, Robert. Isn't

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<v Speaker 1>that what the kids say at the party.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm pretty sure they said that at the party.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thank you, Robert. I garage you. Jeff googled that.

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<v Speaker 1>I asked Jeeves, did Jeeves?

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<v Speaker 4>I think the important part is like she made out

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<v Speaker 4>with you after spending God, you guys were together for

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<v Speaker 4>almost twenty four no, twelve hours by over twelve hours?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a lot of time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I had a whole day with her. It was

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<v Speaker 3>like two dates rolled into one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for sure, you really need to know someone.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is going to be successful.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she just has some pretty awesome excuse to turn

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<v Speaker 1>you down like this. So let's give her a call.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see if she answers and try and get you

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update. Okay, all right, great?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Wish me luck you wish yeah, wish him well. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I could use the luck too, but I.

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<v Speaker 3>Wish you luck if you wish me lucky all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I wish you This is gonna go on forever circle.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we please get out?

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<v Speaker 3>Please leave your message for five seven Charlotte.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on now we're off.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro, I know you need to look more.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey is this Charlotte?

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<v Speaker 5>This is math Is Coolly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes you may. We're a radio show called Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Charlotte.

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<v Speaker 5>H hye, uh hi. How can I help you? Guys?

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<v Speaker 1>We're doing a segment called the Second Date Update, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're looking to pry a little bit into your dating life.

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<v Speaker 5>My dating m.

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<v Speaker 3>D.

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<v Speaker 5>Charlotte, are you like from match dot com? I cancel

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<v Speaker 5>that already.

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<v Speaker 4>No, just groups of people from Match dot com for

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<v Speaker 4>you to resign up.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, much less reputable than Match dot com or

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<v Speaker 1>morning radio show. But we do this thing where we

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<v Speaker 1>try and help out our listeners after they've gone out

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<v Speaker 1>with someone and they're not getting a second date. We

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<v Speaker 1>try and figure out why that's not happening.

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<v Speaker 2>And yours, I guess wasn't an official date.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, like it was more of a really really

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<v Speaker 4>really long hangout.

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<v Speaker 5>Who are we talking about here?

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about a guy named Robert. Have you chaperoned

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<v Speaker 1>a high school graduation party with Oh yeah, okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>heard side.

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<v Speaker 2>Now what do you think about him?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, he's a lot of fun. I guess he

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<v Speaker 5>was a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess yeah, he knows his way around a bag

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<v Speaker 1>of ice.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean he was getting along with the kids really well. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>I mean I a little too well. Maybe it's like

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<v Speaker 5>he just was laughing and joking with him. They're having

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<v Speaker 5>a good time. End they're running around. You know, I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know, this is weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Was he having them push him on the swing set

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<v Speaker 1>or what was going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he had this like giant band aid on his knee,

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<v Speaker 5>and when I asked him, you know, body, he kind

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<v Speaker 5>of like blew it off. He wouldn't really talk about it.

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<v Speaker 5>So I just figured the more drinks he had him

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<v Speaker 5>that he would tell me.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, because he did say that you guys were drinking

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<v Speaker 4>like he was confiscated a like ponykeg or something for

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<v Speaker 4>some of the high schoolers. It's a small one, ok yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>a little tiny guy. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So he finally told me what was going on with it,

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<v Speaker 5>and he said that he skinned his knee really bad

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<v Speaker 5>while mooning people from a moving car, said people, and

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<v Speaker 5>he was laughing like he is right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, like Jose, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen this before. Wait, it's not fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get it. He was in a car.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you skin your knee if you're in a

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<v Speaker 4>car and you're dropping your pants and showing people's butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Or one of your friends doors open my money. My

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<v Speaker 1>Bundy tried this and our other buddy pushed him.

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<v Speaker 4>Out, push out of a moving cars going like five

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<v Speaker 4>miles an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>It checks out that Jose is the.

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<v Speaker 3>One that.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Okay, what does that say to you?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he's too immature.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, he was supposed to be chaperoning, but he was

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<v Speaker 4>in the car mooning other high school students.

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<v Speaker 2>Like pretty sure that.

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<v Speaker 1>Before the graduation?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, I guess this happened before because he already

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<v Speaker 5>had the band aid, so he was doing.

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<v Speaker 2>It with his adult friends. And I see and told

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<v Speaker 2>you at the high school party it felt.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you were dating a high school kid in a

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<v Speaker 1>grown man's Spoty.

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<v Speaker 5>I hope they were adult.

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<v Speaker 2>You're also questioning that it's good that he didn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to tell you.

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<v Speaker 4>At least that means he wasn't proud initially of it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I will say that my instance also happened in

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<v Speaker 1>high school. It wasn't an adult thing. So Charlotte, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the main reason that you're not calling Robert back.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I just don't want to date on this as childish?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that, you know? I mean, I'm perfectly good being

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<v Speaker 5>friends with him. You know, he is fun and I

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<v Speaker 5>did laugh, but it's not something I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't think he wants to be friends with you. Charlotte.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I mean if he was really that childish,

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<v Speaker 1>would he have been waiting quietly on the other line

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<v Speaker 1>wanting to talk to you?

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of self restraint right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a grown man move.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, I mean, come on, guys, I waited

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<v Speaker 3>this whole time. I let her air her grievances. But

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<v Speaker 3>I'm only hearing positives right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I loan someone.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm fun and you know what you want to

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<v Speaker 3>say that what he likes about me.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't joking, Charlotte when I said he is on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line, he actually wants to.

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<v Speaker 3>Go. If you think I'm childlike, I pay my car

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<v Speaker 3>insurance all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>That is that the only bill you pay? But Jeff

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<v Speaker 2>didn't have car insurance.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's more of a man than me. Yeah, somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>You admit, Robert that you actually moon some people.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know what, listen moaning somebody's like the moment

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<v Speaker 3>strikes you, you know, and you just got to take

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<v Speaker 3>it sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to see him on that one.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not malicious. It's just in good fun, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, talk to Charlotte about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Charlotte, come on, you you've never done anything like silly.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, no no. He said, you want a

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<v Speaker 5>previous mustas competition in Mexico's It was a college spring break,

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<v Speaker 5>but it was last year when he did it. It's

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<v Speaker 5>not you.

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<v Speaker 1>He tagged onto somebody else's spring break. You were chaperoning

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<v Speaker 1>that one too, Robert.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, come on, Thokes, need someone older to

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<v Speaker 3>watch out for.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, listen, Robert, it's going to be easy for you

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<v Speaker 4>to win the previous mustache contest when you're twenty years

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<v Speaker 4>older than contested.

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<v Speaker 1>However, you want find a cancuon in spring bread.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a legit competition. I even got a trophy too,

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<v Speaker 3>And let me tell you something, I had the best

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<v Speaker 3>flu manshew, there is okay, proud that's appropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's interest.

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<v Speaker 4>Those are interesting things to bring up on a first hangout, Robert, Like,

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<v Speaker 4>usually you want to talk about cool things.

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<v Speaker 1>You did not or adult things. I think you're making

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<v Speaker 1>You're kind of digging your own grave. You're making your

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<v Speaker 1>sound more and more childish. Maybe he wants to get

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<v Speaker 1>the porn across it. He's still fun just because he's

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<v Speaker 1>in his thirties or forties. I don't think she has

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<v Speaker 1>any question that he's fun. It's just is he grown

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<v Speaker 1>up enough for her? She seems to want a more

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<v Speaker 1>mature guy. Do you have any things that prove that

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<v Speaker 1>you're mature?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I mean, listen, I'm on weight Watchers right now.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, like I'm trying to take care of myself.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, okay, okay, I'm very often weight Watchers is

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<v Speaker 1>a selling point for why that's good for you, Robert, Listen.

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<v Speaker 3>It shows that I care about myself and I'm trying

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<v Speaker 3>to take care of adult things.

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<v Speaker 2>I hear Charlotte laughing.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, Charlotte, maybe you need a little bit more

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<v Speaker 4>fun in your life.

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<v Speaker 5>I just worry about where our next date is going

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<v Speaker 5>to be, Like, are we going to be cannonballing in

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<v Speaker 5>the pool?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know the fact that you're even thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>the possibility of the next date is a good sign.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go, Charlotte, Come on, give him another chair.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we would love to send you on that next

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<v Speaker 1>day and pay for bumpers at the bowling alley. You're

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<v Speaker 1>willing to go out with him one more time, Charlotte,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think?

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<v Speaker 5>I would love to hang out with you as friends.

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<v Speaker 3>I just drove away from you and into the sunset.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna find me a woman who lights the skinny

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<v Speaker 3>dips and go do cannon balls.

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<v Speaker 2>That's quite the combination, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Robert, if you're out of here, then I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I am too.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, you just crash your imaginary car forgot.

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<v Speaker 1>How to drive. Chaperone Brook Jeffrey in the morning. I

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<v Speaker 1>like how he spent half of the call trying to

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<v Speaker 1>prove how mature an adult he was and then left

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<v Speaker 1>the call making car sounds. That's a good point. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>His maturity arguments weren't super strong, So it wasn't super strong.

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<v Speaker 1>Although he did have some of us beat as far

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<v Speaker 1>as adulting ghosts.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, absolute, But we never claimed to be mature.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 2>The reason why she didn't know our show.

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<v Speaker 1>They do say some people never grow up, and Robert

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<v Speaker 1>might be the perfect example of that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he'll find somebody that is true, equally immature.

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<v Speaker 1>There is somebody out there for everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>They left really hard at his show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, but I'm forever single. So but I did

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<v Speaker 1>see we had some women texting in at seven eight

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<v Speaker 1>five nine two saying he sounds hilarious and they'd love

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<v Speaker 1>to meet him. Yeah, it is fun to be the

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<v Speaker 1>fun guy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always fun for a night or two.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I didn't recognize one of the numbers, and Brook,

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<v Speaker 1>next time you could just ask me directly. I'll give

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<v Speaker 1>you the phone number.

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<v Speaker 2>You have that number two.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, to play got like that. But anyway, if you

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<v Speaker 1>do want to get some help with your dating life,

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<v Speaker 1>you can always email the show. We'll call that person

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<v Speaker 1>who isn't calling you back. Go check out all of

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<v Speaker 1>our Second Date podcast wherever you get yours at Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 4>Get Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.