WEBVTT - Breakroom BBQ - 8.17.26

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<v Speaker 1>Nephew, what you got for it? I got it for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we've all experienced the breakroom before. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>the breakroom, whether refrigerator is and everybody puts their things

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<v Speaker 2>in there. You know, when you at work, they put

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<v Speaker 2>their things in there, and you know, you come around

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<v Speaker 2>for lunch and you're trying to get your little food

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<v Speaker 2>out of warming up the whole.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you know, you know the breakroom.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, This right here is called breakroom barbecue, breakroom barbecue.

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<v Speaker 1>Ketch dog, if you would, let's let's let's.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's take a lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, I'm trying to speak to Eric.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Eric was up.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, man, let me tell you something with me, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're finna get some straight today. Dog right here, right now,

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<v Speaker 2>let me say this.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, what is it?

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<v Speaker 4>What are you talking about? Right now?

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<v Speaker 2>This is Quincy right here, it's Quincy. I work in

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<v Speaker 2>the same build. I work on the same floor you

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<v Speaker 2>work on, all right, and I know that a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of people on the floor everybody kind of share the

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<v Speaker 2>breakroom and the refrigerator or whatever. But let me tell

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<v Speaker 2>you this right now. It's been brought to my attention

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<v Speaker 2>that you the person on on Tuesday, on Tuesday, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>that went in there and ate my barbecue ribs.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it took me four five hours to smoke them.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, whoa, whoa, go down? So down? You say your name, Quincy, right,

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<v Speaker 4>go down quin my name? Who bringing this to your attention?

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<v Speaker 1>Bro?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry about that. Don't worry about who told me.

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<v Speaker 2>But everybody say you always eating people's stuff. I break

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<v Speaker 2>room without the refrigerator.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I don't know who is everybody or whatever, but

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't eating nothing refrigerator. I go out and get

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<v Speaker 4>my own food. Bro, I go out and get my

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<v Speaker 4>own food. So I don't know what you talk about

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<v Speaker 4>right now.

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<v Speaker 2>And let me say let me say this, Let me

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<v Speaker 2>say this to your let me say this to you.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm coming by your Cuba could tomorrow. I

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<v Speaker 2>see anything, I see some barbecue south anything remotely look

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<v Speaker 2>close to my barbecue ribs.

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<v Speaker 1>I sweatche. I'm whooping yours right there, and your.

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<v Speaker 4>Need Hey, you need to chill man. I'm not I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not about to threats.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you I wasn't the one that that did that.

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<v Speaker 4>That did that. I'm telling you that right now. So

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<v Speaker 4>you need to calm down first.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I ain't coming. I ain't calming down.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm telling you right now, you're gonna get stuff

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<v Speaker 2>in your cubicle.

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<v Speaker 4>If I find out saying. But I'm trying to tell

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<v Speaker 4>you I'm not the one that's doing that. That's what

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you. So you're coming at the wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>How come everybody say if anybody ate your food, it's

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<v Speaker 2>probably airy, the one always eating everybody's stuff up.

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<v Speaker 4>They can say whatever they want to say. That don't

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<v Speaker 4>mean that I was the one that did that. That's

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<v Speaker 4>what I'm trying to tell you, Bro, That's what I'm

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<v Speaker 4>trying to tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>So they lying on you. Now, they lying on you.

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<v Speaker 3>They lying.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to tell you they lying.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you that, so you do understand what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's anything that remotely looked close to barbecue sauce,

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<v Speaker 2>anything a real bone, anything like that around your cugo,

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<v Speaker 2>in the trash can in your work area, I'm whooping

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<v Speaker 2>your sir.

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<v Speaker 4>Man Christy man I was. I'm trying to be nice

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<v Speaker 4>to you on this bone, bro, But I told you

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<v Speaker 4>about these threats. So at this point in time, for

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<v Speaker 4>you threatening me again, you and your barbecue sandwich. Bro,

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<v Speaker 4>that's how that's how it is. Well, you and your

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<v Speaker 4>barbecue Sudich, Bro, I told making me threats to me, Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Gon't admit that you go in that you hated Eric?

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<v Speaker 1>Gone ad minute? Then you know what?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what at this point speaking to you on

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<v Speaker 4>this phone like this, Bro, I really wish I ate

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<v Speaker 4>your danwich.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro.

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<v Speaker 4>I wish I did, Bro, I wish I'm here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you right now, I smoked them ribs for

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<v Speaker 2>five hours. I smoked the rebu, put my hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Work in it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I get to work getting ready to eat

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<v Speaker 2>my food. And somebody that ate my barbecue ribs and

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<v Speaker 2>then everybody saying Eric the one I always eating everybody food.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, dude, I will come to your culber

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<v Speaker 2>and you up if I find anything it looked like

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<v Speaker 2>my ribs over there.

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<v Speaker 4>That's like the third threat you're gonna gave me. Bro.

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<v Speaker 4>That was good, Bro, that was good. At I'm so

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<v Speaker 4>glad I took that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so you admitting it now?

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm telling you what you want to hear, Quincy,

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I'm doing right now. You want to hear it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, that's that shows tomorrow, that show. That show

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<v Speaker 2>is tomorrow the Cubic.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you now, well, we're working in the same building, right,

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't going nowhere. You know what flooring at I

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<v Speaker 4>ain't going nowhere.

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<v Speaker 3>It was good.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know who you are. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 4>you got my number, brother, but we even gotta wait

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<v Speaker 4>until you get up there to my floor. We can

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<v Speaker 4>get we can get this cracking in the lobby, Broke.

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<v Speaker 4>In the lobby. You can get your ribs broken. Your ribs,

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<v Speaker 4>not the ribs that you cooked on that barbecue, your ribs.

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<v Speaker 4>We can get it cracking.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's it's whatever at this point, Eric, it's whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>It's whatever. Okay, it's you know what. Matter of fact.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna let the Shame know what's up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna let the Shade know what's up.

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<v Speaker 4>The Shame. I know she'd tell you nothing about eating

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<v Speaker 4>nothing like eating your food. Bro I know the Shade

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<v Speaker 4>didn't say nothing like that to you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, the Shape, Now, the Shame, the Shae ain't

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<v Speaker 2>say you ain't no rib That ain't what the Shade

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<v Speaker 2>told me.

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<v Speaker 4>So why you bringing her? Why you bringing her up there?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to know what the shade told me?

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<v Speaker 4>What did the shade told you? Bro? What she told you?

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<v Speaker 2>Just Shae told me to prank? Phone call you. This

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<v Speaker 2>is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hawk and Marny Show.

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<v Speaker 2>You just got pranked by your coworker, the shame.

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<v Speaker 4>What what the hell are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Eric, take it out.

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<v Speaker 2>This nephew tied me, Bro, Steve Harvey, Marty show your

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<v Speaker 2>girl to Shae.

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<v Speaker 1>Your coworker prank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you know what, man, Well you got my blood boiling? Man,

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<v Speaker 5>Oh man, Old, just see she's gonna get it. Bro,

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<v Speaker 5>She's gonna get it.

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<v Speaker 4>When I get back in man. And Man, I listen

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<v Speaker 4>to y'all every man. I don't believe it. Man, Hey,

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<v Speaker 4>you you got me?

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<v Speaker 1>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh man, it is an honor, Bro, it is a man. Hey, Man,

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<v Speaker 4>I love y'all. Man, I'm gonna get the shade though.

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<v Speaker 5>You tell her her man is mine.

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<v Speaker 1>You do me a favor.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell everybody what is the baddest that I mean, the

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<v Speaker 2>baddest radio show in the land.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, The baddest radio showing the land is Steve Hawks

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<v Speaker 4>going to show baby, Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Go get some ribs and have a nice day, baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm gonna do that, man, I'm gonna do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Down your habit, breakroom barbecue, stealing out the breakroom. Y'all

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<v Speaker 2>stole anything out of the breakroom. You ever had your

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<v Speaker 2>food stolen out of the breakroom?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh no, I ain't never put my food in

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<v Speaker 3>break in the break room.

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<v Speaker 1>Four motors when you work?

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<v Speaker 6>Four had I carried an igloo cooler to work every day? Really,

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<v Speaker 6>you know that little one that pressed the button and

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<v Speaker 6>the fold down looked like a little house. Yeah, looked

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<v Speaker 6>like a house.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I had one of them. Kept my food in there.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm wanted to get a picture of you with

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<v Speaker 2>an iglue cooler.

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<v Speaker 6>Like dog Tommy with a pair of cover rolls on

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<v Speaker 6>green cover rolls. I want cover rolls to work every day?

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<v Speaker 3>Though? What what part of the truck would you build?

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<v Speaker 3>An acle? Where'd you work at all? The line?

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<v Speaker 6>Engine Plant number two, brook Park, Cleaven know how I

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<v Speaker 6>built engines, and I was an inspector too. I still

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<v Speaker 6>after the engine was completely built off the similar line,

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<v Speaker 6>they put it on this thing called the carousel and

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<v Speaker 6>they go around in the circle. My job was to

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<v Speaker 6>stand up on the carousel and rev up the car

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<v Speaker 6>carburetor and listen for flaws like I could hear for

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<v Speaker 6>cam wasn't hitting right. I could hear it if the

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<v Speaker 6>timing chain was off. I could have had a little blue

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<v Speaker 6>light that showed me if the timing chain was off.

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<v Speaker 6>I could listen if one of your pistons wasn't working right,

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<v Speaker 6>if your spark plugs wasn't fine correctly. I was had

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<v Speaker 6>a trained ill for that because I have drove more

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<v Speaker 6>raggedy cars than anybody ever worked at food.

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<v Speaker 3>Experience.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, I got to do what was wrong with

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<v Speaker 6>the They couldn't believe how good I was at.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah wow, did.

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<v Speaker 1>You get paid handsomely for that? Hell?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, man, I wasn't dog. You didn't even understand that

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<v Speaker 6>was the job to have back in the day in

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<v Speaker 6>the center.

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<v Speaker 1>But was you trying to work your way up the ladder?

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<v Speaker 3>And for no, no, no, I knew I wasn't gonna

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<v Speaker 3>stay there.

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<v Speaker 2>Way, So, you know, working at four, you still wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to pursue your dreams of comedy and being.

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<v Speaker 6>On had no idea how to get in it, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>none whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was on that symboling.

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<v Speaker 6>But then that week I got bumped down because the

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<v Speaker 6>layoffs started happening, and I got moved to the simbing line.

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<v Speaker 6>That's when everybody discovered. They came to work to hear me.

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<v Speaker 6>I kept that whole section my assembling. We were holly laughing.

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<v Speaker 3>So you did a show dog, you own the sibiling

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<v Speaker 3>line was original.

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<v Speaker 1>Try now, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was entertaining, boy, I was entertained.

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<v Speaker 1>Any any ladies on the simile line.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, man, that's why I met that girl, the one

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<v Speaker 6>I told you about that had the nasty house.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, okay, well.

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<v Speaker 3>She was fine.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening morning show