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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This than well,

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Speaker 1: back to the matter is I have high hopes for

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Speaker 1: this year. So yeah, hey, if you can hear me,

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Speaker 1: don't funk this up. Okay, I love you your favorite

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Speaker 1: actor named Kevin Polld, but I digress. Let's meet our alchemists,

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Speaker 1: shall we? In no particular order. Let's check in with

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Speaker 1: Craig Kowski for his book reading goals for the new year. Kevin,

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Speaker 1: I read fifty three books. Uh in one. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to see a fucking book this year. I don't

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Speaker 1: want anybody to tell me what they're reading. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to even read text on the the internet. I'm

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Speaker 1: sick of it. I'm sick of it. Uh. It's uh,

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Speaker 1: it's repulsive to me. So I get it. You want

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Speaker 1: to get you stummer, I want to get dumber. In

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Speaker 1: two right, Well, let's go have lunch soon. Um, did

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Speaker 1: you squeeze in mel Brooks and the fifty three? No

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Speaker 1: mel Brooks his new book, no autobiography. This is exactly

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Speaker 1: what you didn't want. You didn't want people bringing up books.

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Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want people recommending books. I

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Speaker 1: don't need to read any more books. I did it

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Speaker 1: I accomplished the goal. You really did, I mean, you

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Speaker 1: say you did, so we'll believe you now. Jack Dinkins

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Speaker 1: was the ruthe Ja rule, the have you ever made

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Speaker 1: a pizza from scratch? And if not, what the hell?

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Speaker 1: I actually have? My husband makes bread and he makes

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Speaker 1: dope pizza dough that's very, very delicious, and uh we

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Speaker 1: we did it so often in the past year that

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Speaker 1: my family actually got together and got us one of

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Speaker 1: those Uni pizza ovens for Chris. Yes, I'm so excited.

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Speaker 1: And it's an indoor unit. Yes it's small enough, but um,

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Speaker 1: we do it outside and everyone that we know who

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Speaker 1: do it inside. Our place is pretty small, and you'd

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Speaker 1: recommend that you've used it. You're happy we've used it.

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Speaker 1: And it's definitely and it went really well. It is

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Speaker 1: definitely a learning process because it is so hot. It's

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Speaker 1: very different than the than the oven. But either way,

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Speaker 1: I love making pizza. It is a collaboration with Pat

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Speaker 1: as he does the dough. Um, but I love it.

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Speaker 1: And my favorite is like a pesto pizza. Oh sure, well,

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Speaker 1: I had no idea any of that was part of

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Speaker 1: your life. I just asked a blank question, thinking you'd

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Speaker 1: probably say leave me alone, like Craig did with the books.

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Speaker 1: But thank you for that. Thank you. He's a tool

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Speaker 1: thing tall in any saddle. Pitch me a new game show,

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Speaker 1: all right. We don't have two or four. We have

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Speaker 1: three contestants. All right, they come on down. First of all,

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Speaker 1: everyone's in a bathing suit. No reason, there's no water

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Speaker 1: activities at all. But we've tricked them. You don't tell

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Speaker 1: them the game. It's pure knowledge game. All right, we

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Speaker 1: take We asked them, make sure they've read like a

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Speaker 1: hundred books in their lifetime. Tell them it's all book based.

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Speaker 1: Come in, and then we asked them about the same things.

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Speaker 1: But from the movie version. That's fantastic. What do you

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Speaker 1: call the show book nerds? But nerds a spelled and

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Speaker 1: a d s. Okay, if I can take you back

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Speaker 1: to the top of the pitch. Uh, it's not two,

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Speaker 1: it's not four, it's three. You know, Jeopardy has been

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Speaker 1: three since the beginning. And it's kind of maybe argue

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Speaker 1: that's something you want to be that brand. I just

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Speaker 1: wasn't you know, taken aback or I thought any more

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Speaker 1: of you for pitching three. Hey there's James Heeney, Candy Jane, Jane,

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Speaker 1: please share one of your strangest auditions. Oh okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: so this is a strange audition and I want to

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Speaker 1: just wanted it. Last last episode, I talked about being

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Speaker 1: bummed out about the new year, and there has been

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Speaker 1: something that cheers me up, and it's the reviews people

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Speaker 1: have been leaving this year. There's been some great reviews,

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Speaker 1: and we want true reviews, honest ones. And this is

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Speaker 1: a five star review from initiate Chris dash Alvarado dot

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Speaker 1: com virus. That's the name of like the title of it.

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Speaker 1: Uh it says, and there's a whole bunch of programming

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Speaker 1: Personal anecdote. I listened to it all the time at work. Uh.

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Speaker 1: I love the Alchemist, especially Chris Alvarado. Personal details acquired.

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Speaker 1: It's a really cleverly written review that all uses programming language,

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Speaker 1: and I just kind of shortened it right there. So

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Speaker 1: those reviews have cheered me up a lot. And one

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Speaker 1: and I was just like, what am I doing here?

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Speaker 1: looking at options. Did you tease out your hair at

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Speaker 1: all or not? No? I thought it would be ridiculous

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Speaker 1: all your auditions. I also went out for that. They

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Speaker 1: And last but screw you if you think him least,

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Speaker 1: it's Mark Gagliardi. Hello, gag don't nag. What is your

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Speaker 1: secret to meeting new people at a party full of folks?

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Speaker 1: You just don't know My secret to meeting people. Uh,

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Speaker 1: icebreaker games are great. Just immediately jump in with a

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Speaker 1: zip zap zop. Everyone will play. Uh. Now, I've found

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Speaker 1: loves to talk about when meeting strangers, and it is

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Speaker 1: everybody loves to talk about the food where they're from.

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Speaker 1: So that is my go to with strangers. I can

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Speaker 1: talk about any food at all. Well, you're from and

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Speaker 1: what's the food to get there? Exactly? That's a great one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have another scene suggestion, door to door beef jerky sales.

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Speaker 1: Thanks legends. I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you right now, it's gonna go nice and easy.

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Speaker 1: Nobody gets hurt if anyone should come by this house

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Speaker 1: while we're robbing it. You just need to do fucking nothing.

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Speaker 1: That's it. But I should answer the door, right? Are

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Speaker 1: I just do nothing, and we're I'm trying to lay

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Speaker 1: that do you not? Okay, now, answer the door at

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Speaker 1: to just you're saying, answer the door at my orange

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Speaker 1: listen to the boss when he's a ducking a Tommy,

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Speaker 1: Can I see you over here for a second place.

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Speaker 1: I don't like people disrespecting you. Appreciate that. I just

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Speaker 1: that's right, and now guess what's happening. What you're disrespecting me?

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Speaker 1: And I don't appreciate it. I'm sorry. Let's just rob

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Speaker 1: this place. Oh it's that goddamn doorbell. I can't get

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Speaker 1: an app? Are you disrespecting the boss thinking he doesn't

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Speaker 1: it one more time, Marcy. We ring the bell and

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Speaker 1: And if they buy something, I get three ice cream cones.

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, three ice creams. Have you already

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Speaker 1: thought about which flavors you want? Mars, Mint, chocolate chip, strawberry, banana, crumberule.

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Speaker 1: This is horribly suppoised. Let's open the door and get

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Speaker 1: some beef jerkey. What beef jerky? It's beef jerky. How

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Speaker 1: Matthew Bollo insert as kissing, heartfelt message here. I frequently

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Speaker 1: libertarians successfully get rid of stop signs. Thanks, thanks so much,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'll raise my hand. But Jim, you're the

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Speaker 1: one who told us to get rid of planes. Yeah, alright,

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00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 1: it's ten am on my clock. Let's get this meeting started.

421
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,159
Speaker 1: Look at this, well, go whoa, who's just kidding? What

422
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 1: are you guys all doing here? We've been going for

423
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,399
Speaker 1: a while, man, the meet He's at ten am right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my ten am, freedom freedom, brother, freedom, freedom, freedom, he's

425
00:25:53,920 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: got a different ten am. I see what say they? Brother? Uh?

426
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: Here here's the who who I forgot who suggested we

427
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 1: should get rid of a organized time? That was my suggestion,

428
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: and that was I thought we'd kind of line up

429
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Speaker 1: with my time. Okay, can everyone just line up with

430
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: Jim's time? How about? Well, then that's not really libertarian,

431
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 1: is it lining up? Yeah? We're not. What's up? Sheeple? Okay, Jim,

432
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 1: that looks like everyone is very much against that. So

433
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Speaker 1: then I want to just go back to the old time. Okay?

434
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 1: Is everyone cool with going back to the old time?

435
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,199
Speaker 1: I also move we get rid of parliamentary procedure. Anybody

436
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 1: second that? I guess I'll second that. Don't second that

437
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: that's parliamentary procedure sheep Oh? Sorry? And and going back

438
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: to the way things were. You know, I think you're

439
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 1: in the wrong party, mr. Hey, Hey, hey, I just

440
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get not the party who wants to

441
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,439
Speaker 1: go back to the way things were. We want to

442
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 1: be restive, move forward. Yeah, get rid of everything. You

443
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: guys don't need to push me out of the Hey,

444
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: I have a right here right, No hierarchy, Sorry Ronald sorry,

445
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 1: oh shit, oh that just he just snapped in half.

446
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: Uh coling, Yeah, that has seen too. See three comes

447
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: to us from Corey Booth. Yes, Corey, Now, I gave

448
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 1: Corey credit in our previous episode about an undercover boss,

449
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: but that was in fact I want to give a

450
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: shout out to Matt Huro. I'm definitely not saying that correctly,

451
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: but that scene suggestion about the undercover boss was Matt,

452
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 1: not CORI's. Here now is Corey Booth scenes suggestion. I

453
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 1: hate when anyone gets mad at people going the speed limit.

454
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: It's like if the bakery told you that ten is

455
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: the limit on pumper nickel rolls. Uh and some and

456
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: some in the bakery. Someone in the bakery is screaming

457
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:27,479
Speaker 1: that you are only going to take ten. Jesus, I've

458
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:31,919
Speaker 1: already confused myself. I'm I'm reading this cold. I'm sorry, listeners. UM.

459
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: I hate when anyone gets mad at people going the

460
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: speed limit. Um. Scenes suggestion road rage. Love you, Corey Booth.

461
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: How was your day at school? It was horrible? The

462
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: hor day teacher called me up sucked. Did you have

463
00:28:55,480 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: fun at soccer practice? No? Coach called me up. So okay,

464
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: well when we get home, I made a very special

465
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: something for my very special boy, and I think you

466
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: are you fucking kidding me? Shut the funk up your

467
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: little piece of ship. That guy in the back sucks.

468
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: That guy sucks. You don't know what he does. Suck.

469
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: But we're gonna let it go. We're just gonna we're

470
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Speaker 1: gonna let it go, and we're gonna let drive. Honey.

471
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Speaker 1: Let her know that she's going slow. Just tap the horn.

472
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: People just sometimes need to be brought into attention. But

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Speaker 1: it's rude to tap the horn. I feel like, I mean,

474
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: if you could do like a little tap. But what

475
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 1: if I do too? What if I do to taps

476
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: like a baby? That's like the road runner? Right, I

477
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 1: mean she's going five, hunter, she's going five, So I

478
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: really think too little. Okay, I'll do I'll do two

479
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: little taps. Oh, she does not look happy. She does not.

480
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 1: She might you know what, I think she is happy.

481
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 1: That's a lot of excitement. She's I think we just

482
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: a literature. She might have been better sleep we could.

483
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: You You might have just saved her life. You might

484
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 1: have just saved a life. Yeah, you know what, you

485
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: know what. I feel good about that. Oh and and

486
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: she hasn't really picked up the speed at any point though.

487
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: Should I do it again? Yeah? But I think maybe

488
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: one long peep this time. Does that seem nicer or meaner? Well?

489
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: I think that maybe she got the wrong idea from

490
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Speaker 1: the last short beeps and one long peep I think

491
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: that will really get her. You know how I like

492
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Speaker 1: to be told like in a long, slow, easy, sweetie,

493
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: you stay right here in the car, okay, and just

494
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: work on your homework. Just work in your homework for

495
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: the right back. I know. But mommy is going to

496
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: be right back, don't you worry. It's gonna be really

497
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: nice when we get back in the car. Hey, hey, you,

498
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: she said, getting out of your cars? What's she doing

499
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: all down your window? She wants to talk to you

500
00:30:56,280 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: out of your car. I'm sorry, is there? I was

501
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: just because you were going on face me. I squere

502
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: your chest to my chest, I'm square. Where did you

503
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: get a sword? I'm my son has hobbies. Let me go, honey,

504
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: your behavior you think that's appropriate behavior? I know I

505
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: think five. I was going thirty five. I'm trying to

506
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Speaker 1: get my son home safe. Excuse me, I can help

507
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 1: out with this if you you can go up to

508
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: five miles over the speed limit. I don't want to

509
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: speed it. I'm going to She's poking me on the

510
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: shoulder every stop that we do not poke my husband

511
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: with that sword? Is there anything in the car I

512
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: can defend myself with here? This is an ice scraper?

513
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 1: Get her? Look, get her? She crossed the law. Let's

514
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: go get the funk out of your car. Oh great?

515
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 1: You doing everybody? Hello, officer, Hello, officer, this this woman.

516
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: Put the ice craper down. Sir, you put that pull.

517
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: It's not even snowy outside. Yeah, ma'am is that a

518
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: Is that a Contentna? Yes, my son, he takes um

519
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: different weaponjury classes weapon. Oh yes, I took weapondry when

520
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: I was growing up. This is beautiful, beautiful, look gorgeous. Sir.

521
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: You're not going to arrest her? Sir? You down? Oh? Yeah,

522
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: where did you get a sword? Hey? We had to

523
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: get rid of all the guns because of the Libertarian Association,

524
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: and now we have our own weapons. We can choose.

525
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: So this is what I've chosen. Would be quiet wile

526
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: I talked to a great choice. Thank you? Yeah, this

527
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: is this is actually made in Iowa. You wouldn't know that.

528
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 1: The masonries there are pretty pretty spot on. Oh that's

529
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: good to know. I'm going to look into that for

530
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: my son's next birthday. He's actually he's turning twelve in

531
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: two months, exactly two months from today. I can't believe

532
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: he's twelve. I mean, it really is amazing to me.

533
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: You know, he always seemed like he would be eleven forever.

534
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: Where does time go? Where does it go? Mom? I

535
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: don't know. Remember when he was five and he fell

536
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: off the jungle gym and you said, oh, he's gonna

537
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: be okay. Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure he is. Grandma, Hey,

538
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: how's he going? Temmy sucks? Yeah? Did you get that

539
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 1: horn from a car? It's a gift I got. It's

540
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: a car horn replicator. Oh do you want to hear

541
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: it again? Sure? Huh huh. That's like I'm kind of

542
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: being nice. Honk right. It's almost like there's a goose

543
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: in there. You know what, sweetie? If you could not

544
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: do that in the house, that would be great. Doesn't

545
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: love that? Happy birthday? By the way, thanks girl. Sorry

546
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: we aren't doing a party in presents this year. I

547
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: don't I guess COVID is changing everything. COVID sucks. Well,

548
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: you're right about that quarantine. If you were to get

549
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: a birthday gift, what would you want. Uh? Oh, there's

550
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: this new blade that comes out of aims Iowa. It's beautiful.

551
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: It's a three sided blade and it's amazing. Honey, I

552
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 1: don't think you need a sword. I think that those

553
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: stitches are gonna heal it fine, and you're gonna be fine.

554
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 1: Quiet added to the rest of the rest of the

555
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,399
Speaker 1: gear in the back of the car. Don't you tell

556
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,439
Speaker 1: me how I can drive. You saw what that woman

557
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 1: did to me. You saw what the cop that came

558
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: over to help did to me. Think about it. It's

559
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: like lightning striking twice. What are the odds that you're

560
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: ever really gonna need a sword? I needed it that

561
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: once and that's why I didn't just get a sword. Now,

562
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: can you put it in the back next the bayonets

563
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: and the ninja stars. It's just these things are probably

564
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: gonna end up hurting you more than then you're gonna

565
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 1: hurt anybody else. Well, there's a lot of weaponry back

566
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 1: there that pleasantly like slats all together. Back there, I

567
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: had that rack built. Look, I just want I just

568
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: want to say, so, Uh, Tommy, if you seem to

569
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: know everything about basic algebra, why don't you come up

570
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: here to the front of the class. Sucks? Okay, So

571
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: I have ten pumper Nicker rolls. Uh, if I want

572
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: to give five, how did you get turned? Well, because

573
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 1: there's a limit. That's as many pumper nick rolls as

574
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: you can purchase. Oh. If I give three pumper Nicker

575
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: rolls to Abigail, and if I give four pumper Nicker

576
00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: rolls to Bruce, nine, stop it, Bruce. This is not

577
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: for you. This is this is for Tommy's eating all

578
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: of them. Okay, Tommy, Uh, these these are hypothetical. Uh.

579
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: Pumper Nickel rules. All right, I don't I don't literally

580
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: have the pumper Nickel rules. Ummy, Tommy, do you have

581
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: an answer? Well, what is the question? I'm trying to

582
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: ask the question? All right? If I have Okay, let's

583
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 1: assume the maximum amount of Pumpernickel rules you can order. Yeah, okay, Bruce,

584
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: stop it all right? Okay, Okay, thanks to the Libertarians,

585
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: I have to teach all ages in all levels, uh,

586
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 1: in this class, and there there's a there's a huge

587
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: disparity between people's ability to do basic algebra. Tommy, Tommy,

588
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: come back into the classroom. All right, where are you going?

589
00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: This classroom sucks? Is that a katana sword out? Okay?

590
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: If I have well on and then if we still

591
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: had a principle, i'd i'd have to alert the principle

592
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 1: right now. But we don't. Uh, Bruce can carry his

593
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: JanSport backpack and I can't carry the sword. Okay. So

594
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 1: it says here in your previous uh work, you worked

595
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:28,399
Speaker 1: in the rodeo. Is that right? Yeah? Sure thing, Yeah,

596
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: I worked at rodeo. Well, uh, you got a lot

597
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: of things to do when you got a bull and

598
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 1: you get at right, there's a lot of manure, right,

599
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: so I take the manure. We have our own composting system,

600
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: and manure is already close to compost. So then we

601
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: just take some of the trash from around the rodeo

602
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: events and if it's compostable, we put it in the compost.

603
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: I managed that process. I got about six guys under me.

604
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 1: They're also the clowns, so I managed that department too.

605
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, why don't you go into the

606
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: counter handle the next customer and let's see how it comes.

607
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: That's just I want to tell you this. I really

608
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 1: want this job. I love Alright, Alright, good luck out there. Okay,

609
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 1: don't worry, Marcy. They've got your flavors here. I know

610
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: they've got your flavors. And your mom's gonna meet us

611
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: here and we're gonna be a family. I can so

612
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 1: if you're having a moment, you can just step aside

613
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 1: and let the no. No, that's all right. I might

614
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 1: go into a flashback of a previous traumatic event at

615
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 1: an ice cream shop, but it wasn't a dairy queen.

616
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 1: It was a thirty one flavor. So uh, I'll make

617
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 1: it easy on you. I just need a triple scoop

618
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: of vanilla mint, chocolate chip and banana crimberly great. That

619
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 1: will be six sixty two. How would you like to

620
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 1: pay Venmo? We do take venmo? Yeah, okay, there's a

621
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: there's a barcode right there. You hear the QR code.

622
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: Just scan that pay us, and I just have to

623
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: wait till you've paid it so I can see it

624
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: on my This is from my special little girl here.

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Speaker 1: She's just so we don't need to know we we

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Speaker 1: just handed to you sir, we're on a daddy daughter

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Speaker 1: date and she sold ten variety packs of beef jerky.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hi Sheila, it's you saw her Instagram stories.

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Speaker 1: I did. I I saw the Instagram story. I was

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Speaker 1: a little concerned about the burglary, but then I noticed

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Speaker 1: how well you were treating Marcy. And we only realized

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Speaker 1: in hindsight there was obviously a burglary taking place. We

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Speaker 1: were so focused on getting this sale we missed all

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Speaker 1: the You really didn't even notice that a burglary always

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Speaker 1: missed all the warning signs. The person tied up in

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Speaker 1: the chair, I know, but they explained it away. They

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Speaker 1: said they were playing a game, and wow, it's I'm

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Speaker 1: really I'm really happy to see you and Marcy doing okay.

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Speaker 1: And man, if you're not going to order, I need

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Speaker 1: you to step to the side. Oh um, I I

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Speaker 1: mean you were. How Here's here's a little test for you.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember my favorite flavors. Don't you order me one? Ah?

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Speaker 1: Of course, of course. Uh let me get three scoops

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Speaker 1: of uh coffee you're really sweating and rainbow sherbet Wow coffee.

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Speaker 1: You got two of the three? Oh god, ah, moose tracks.

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Speaker 1: I want you out of my life forever. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: most tracks, No, it was Moose tracks. I just, in

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Speaker 1: this moment, realized that I was going right back into

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Speaker 1: something that I shouldn't have been going right back into.

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Speaker 1: It was Moose tracks. You remember it all three It's

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Speaker 1: that's not why it's I'm very wishy washy, and I

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Speaker 1: apologize and and and this whole relationship. Maybe it was me,

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Speaker 1: maybe it was you. I don't know, but maybe there's

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Speaker 1: a day when you and I can get an ice

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Speaker 1: cream together. We sell ice cream, so if you want it,

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Speaker 1: I can get it right now. You smell like ship.

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Speaker 1: By the way, Wait, are you the bullshit guy from

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Speaker 1: the rodeo? Not bullshits? Or the ship mover? All? Right?

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Speaker 1: Ship from what? Though? Well? We have many different animals,

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Speaker 1: so I'm glad you asked. There's cows, there's there's bulls,

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Speaker 1: which are also cows. Uh. Though, there's a let's get

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Speaker 1: out of here while he's doing this list something, Marcy,

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Speaker 1: say something. Your parents are back together, Marcy, I'm leaving

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Speaker 1: if you don't say something. Chickens we have sometimes we

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Speaker 1: have a hand. I guess she doesn't want me here.

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Speaker 1: Eagles sometimes we have goodbye, Marcy, say something, say something.

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Speaker 1: Your mother's leaving Marcy goodbye, and we also have sometimes

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Speaker 1: we have a tiger. So this time it's Marcy's fault

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Speaker 1: and that is our show. Why wouldn't Marcy say something? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's because Jackie Deals had to leave. Jackie Gonzalez do

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Speaker 1: Ruthie had to leave during the recording, she had a

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Speaker 1: hard out now in shoe business, a hard out of

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry. Let's thank all of our alchemists who were

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Speaker 1: kind enough to remain, starting with James Heeny. My apologies

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Speaker 1: to you. James. During the recording, I may have a

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Speaker 1: side tracted uh your creativity and the listeners will never know,

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Speaker 1: but I do want to apologize in front of them. Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you, and thanks for having me. What a great time.

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Speaker 1: Uh check out game Front. That's fair, check out game Front, damnit.

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Speaker 1: Mark Agley already, thanks so very much of being here.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, it's always so delightful that my favorite text

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Speaker 1: message to get is want to do the show, and

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Speaker 1: I'm always like who So that was? Today is one

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Speaker 1: of those days, right on. Thank you very much for

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Speaker 1: that a tool sing, Thank you very much for having me.

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Speaker 1: It's always a pleasure. Being here, good times, good laughs,

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Speaker 1: and uh, it's it's great because it's twice I get

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Speaker 1: the laft during the show, and then when I listened back,

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Speaker 1: it's a second laugh. So thank you. Oh please feel

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Speaker 1: free to have a third laugh on us. Craig Atkowski,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I am hungry for ice cream now, and uh,

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Speaker 1: as everybody knows, the best flavor of all time is

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Speaker 1: Jenny's Salted peanut butter and chocolate. Huh, I'm gonna take

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Speaker 1: you to Ginger's for the peanut butter crack. Check that

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Speaker 1: out as well. He's all available in the Los Angeles area.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's thank your engineering, producing, the stars, for

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Speaker 1: Bean who worked extra hard on this episode, and all

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Speaker 1: the fine folks that I hurt. Media. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollack reminding you that we greatly appreciate, as James

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Speaker 1: Penner out, all the reviews that you're writing. It helps

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Speaker 1: tremendously to get the word out and let people know

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Speaker 1: what's happening and also what you think while you're listening

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Speaker 1: to the show, and so please continue to write those reviews.

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Speaker 1: If you have never written a review of the show,

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Speaker 1: I'm to say now is the time. Let's start the

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Speaker 1: new year or whenever you're listening to this, by having

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Speaker 1: you write a review of the show, and, as James

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Speaker 1: pointed out, real reviews, honest replies. Uh no need to

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Speaker 1: be creative or funny. Just tell us what you think

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Speaker 1: of the show. It would be great. Um and uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: until next time, be kind to each over to everybody,

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Speaker 1: and we love you and thank you very much for

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Speaker 1: being here. And you remember the name of the show,

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Speaker 1: It's