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Speaker 1: I think everybody can agree. One of the most scary

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Speaker 1: times is when you're at home alone, sleeping, just dreaming

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Speaker 1: away about the things you dreamed about, sugar plum fairies

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Speaker 1: giving you a massage on a unicorn, and then you're awakened,

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Speaker 1: woken up. You're woken up by a crash in the

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Speaker 1: living room. Oh what was that? Was it a ghost?

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Speaker 1: Was it or a burglar? Or even worse, a burglar ghost?

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Speaker 1: And did he just hit his shin on the coffee table?

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Speaker 1: So what do you do? Do you go investigate or

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Speaker 1: do you pull the covers over your head and just

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Speaker 1: wait for the burglar ghost to come in and lay

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Speaker 1: down next to you and go, hey, you got anya

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Speaker 1: hit my ankle on the coffee table. Left a burglar.

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Speaker 1: You're confertable, But now I'm having trouble doing that because

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Speaker 1: hurt my ankle. One, what do you do? That's what

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Speaker 1: I would do. Well. They actually ask people. A new

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Speaker 1: survey came out and ask people what they do when

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Speaker 1: they hear a strange noise in their house during the night.

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Speaker 1: That's scary. I ain't getting up. It's a great question.

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Speaker 1: It is a great question. What I do is I

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Speaker 1: have jeuble because we're married. If you didn't know, get

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Speaker 1: up and go a vestigate, because I'm not getting up

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Speaker 1: and going to investigate. I'm getting up and I'm going

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Speaker 1: in the closet. See yes, as a husband in this situation,

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Speaker 1: you get up when there's a noise and you pop

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Speaker 1: out of bed and you puff your chest up and

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Speaker 1: you're like, o'h go check it out. Not a big deal.

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Speaker 1: It's very scary. It is. Well. A new survey ask

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Speaker 1: people what they do after they hear a strange noise

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the night, and here are some

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Speaker 1: of the top answers. Immediately grab something nearby to use

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Speaker 1: as a weapon. I definitely, yeah, it doesn't matter what

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Speaker 1: it is, either what would be your weapon or choice, jubile.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think what's next to my bed right

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Speaker 1: now that I would use. There's there's this like a pyramid,

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Speaker 1: like its crystallly pyramid thing that Alex put there because Alex,

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Speaker 1: and I'm mard if you didn't know that, it's real pointy.

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Speaker 1: So I'd probably put that in my palm and maybe

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Speaker 1: gouge somebody's eye out with Oh wow, that's aggressive. All right, Alex,

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Speaker 1: what's next to your bed that you would use as

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Speaker 1: a weapon if somebody came in in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the night. Um my handgun. Oh well that would that

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Speaker 1: would work. Yeah, that's what I would choose, and he

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Speaker 1: go seven, of course has his fake gun that he

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Speaker 1: would use. But also I'm a disgusting human, so I

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Speaker 1: have a plate usually of food from the night before.

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Speaker 1: That's probably more disgusting to him. Depends if they're a germophobe.

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Speaker 1: They broke into your house. Yeah. Another top answer to

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Speaker 1: the survey, what do you do after you hear a

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Speaker 1: strange noise in your house in the middle of night?

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Speaker 1: Make your significant other get out of bed to investigate? Alex,

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Speaker 1: that's definitely course that's me. I mean jubile. How about

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Speaker 1: would you feel if you made me do it? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'd feel terrible. I guarantee you that there are some

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Speaker 1: dude that they're like, you go check it out. I

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Speaker 1: ain't getting out of bed going you go. I should

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Speaker 1: actually be like, hey, you're the gun owner, you gone

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Speaker 1: take my gun with you. Another thing that people do

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Speaker 1: if they are woken up by a strange sound in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the night is they wait to see

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Speaker 1: if the dog barks. If you have a dog if

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Speaker 1: you have a dog, And it's only good if you

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Speaker 1: have a dog that will bark at people that come

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Speaker 1: into the house. And it's not like a lot of

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Speaker 1: dogs that are just friendly and they're just gonna jump

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Speaker 1: on the robbers laugh and be like, hey, pet me

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, like start licking the rubbuck probably, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean if if yeah, so if you have a dog,

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Speaker 1: and then if they wake up, it's just like so

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Speaker 1: many if they can't do that, yeah, No. Another one

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Speaker 1: is get out of bed to investigate, obviously. Yeah. And

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Speaker 1: the most popular answer to the survey what do you

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Speaker 1: do if you're a strange noise in your house during

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Speaker 1: the middle of the night. Yeah, the most popular answer

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Speaker 1: is wait to do anything unless you hear another noise.

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Speaker 1: So most people just pull the covers over the head

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Speaker 1: and go like, oh my god, what was that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it could just want something stupid like a house noise

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Speaker 1: or whatever. But yeah, if you hear it again, you know,

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Speaker 1: that would be super scary if you hear something breaking in.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing though about that situation, Like, obviously, you

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Speaker 1: hear a noise and you get up Alex or jubile

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Speaker 1: and then you confront say, a person that is in

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Speaker 1: the house a burglar. Maybe, do you think you have

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Speaker 1: the cojones to actually assault them? Yes? Hello, really definitely, Yes,

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Speaker 1: they're in my house, I'm going to alt them. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh. See. But I've always thought like, because sometimes

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Speaker 1: I'll carry a knife around, Like if if I hear

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Speaker 1: a noise, I don't think I could stab someone. What

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Speaker 1: so if they came at you, you wouldn't stab them.

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Speaker 1: It's very intimate, you know, to stab someone. Yeah, when

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Speaker 1: you're they're about to murder you in your house. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I would. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: I think i'd do something. Yeah, of course, because that's normal.

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Speaker 1: You want to save your life in your house nor

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Speaker 1: night when somebody's breaking in trying to kill your stuff.

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Speaker 1: Text in four to six one, what's the thing that

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Speaker 1: you do when a strange noise wakes you up in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the night.