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You know, I'm 72 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,160 Speaker 1: trying to create. I'm trying to think of new things. 73 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 1: What's the next episode going to be about? And sometimes 74 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 1: you're like, man, you know what last week that was 75 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:42,039 Speaker 1: a classic. I just, you know, a little tip of 76 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,720 Speaker 1: the cap to myself in the mirror. I don't do 77 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,919 Speaker 1: you guys ever do that. I They always say, you know, 78 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 1: give yourself like a pad on the back and you're 79 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: trying to stretch your arm back, and that's that's weird 80 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,479 Speaker 1: and and you know, could cause injury. But to do 81 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,720 Speaker 1: a little tip of the cap in the mirror, and 82 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: it's a little little smile, a little smirk too, back 83 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:00,600 Speaker 1: to yourself. I mean that's cool, right. Some people may 84 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 1: even do like you know, the the uh the finger 85 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 1: guns you know, at yourself in the mirror. That's lame. 86 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 1: Don't do that. But a little tip of the cap, 87 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,719 Speaker 1: little fist bump maybe even, I mean, that's it's a badass, 88 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:18,320 Speaker 1: in my opinion, builds a morale, build yourself confidence up. 89 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,480 Speaker 1: I was proud of that one. And I'll tell you why. 90 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,560 Speaker 1: I was proud of that last episode. And you know, 91 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:27,240 Speaker 1: it has nothing to do with you know iTunes charts 92 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:30,640 Speaker 1: and downloads and all that stuff, even though that is great, 93 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,719 Speaker 1: Like I'm certainly not complaining about that, and I appreciate 94 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 1: everyone who listening to the show. No, I felt so 95 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: proud of that episode because not only was it entertaining, 96 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 1: I went through a lot to freaking like get to 97 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:52,159 Speaker 1: that point of having that content. I mean, we're not 98 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 1: just I didn't just make up the shit all over 99 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,679 Speaker 1: the walls in the bathroom at work, No, I literally 100 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:01,719 Speaker 1: clean that up. Okay, So then to go back and 101 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,480 Speaker 1: be able to tell you about it, and I wanted 102 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 1: to tell you about it like that felt good. And 103 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,039 Speaker 1: the fact that the episode turned out great and you know, 104 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:11,839 Speaker 1: people are talking about it like that's that's exciting tip 105 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:15,159 Speaker 1: of the cap. But the fact that I actually physically 106 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:17,839 Speaker 1: had to clean up that shit all over the walls, 107 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 1: it just means, you know, that particular episode means a 108 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,720 Speaker 1: lot to me, and it feel good to get that out. 109 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:30,360 Speaker 1: Sometimes it's good to talk, right, like it's it's good 110 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,479 Speaker 1: to just get that out of the system. But oh man, 111 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,960 Speaker 1: new episode. And what I was thinking was I was 112 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 1: all caught up in all the shit. So I was like, well, 113 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,839 Speaker 1: you know what, let's get back to the people. I 114 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: think This week on Laugh with Me, We're gonna do 115 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:50,479 Speaker 1: a little queada where the fans, you guys, set in 116 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:55,479 Speaker 1: questions and I'm going to answer them for you. So, 117 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,359 Speaker 1: you know, really kudos to me for caring what you 118 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,800 Speaker 1: have to say. So I've got I picked the five best. 119 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:06,320 Speaker 1: There was a lot of shit, I mean, and you 120 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,919 Speaker 1: know some of the stuff it's like, oh, it's your 121 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,960 Speaker 1: favorite color and it's like it's blue, and no, that 122 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: doesn't count as one of the five. It's like stuff 123 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,320 Speaker 1: like that, Sure I can tell you. It's like, oh, well, 124 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 1: if it's And then the next question after that was like, 125 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,720 Speaker 1: well if it's blue, then how come blue is not 126 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 1: even in the logo of the fricking Show? And my 127 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,680 Speaker 1: answer would be because it didn't make any sense to 128 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: have blue when the color scheme was awesome with the 129 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,400 Speaker 1: orange and the microphone and the black and the white, 130 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,840 Speaker 1: and my hair's orange. So it was just kind of 131 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:35,480 Speaker 1: like I had the synergy going and blue really didn't 132 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 1: make any sense. And then the next question, and I'm 133 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 1: telling you there was a lot of shit in these questions, 134 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 1: you know. Then the next question was like, okay, smarty pants, 135 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,360 Speaker 1: you got this logo and it's got the green, or 136 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,600 Speaker 1: it's got the green, the orange and the black and 137 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,960 Speaker 1: the white. No blue, your favorite color is blue? Well 138 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:57,200 Speaker 1: color your eyes then, and I go, it's blue. They're blue. 139 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 1: They're like a really good They're like a pretty other 140 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 1: are of blue too. I'm one of those rare ones. 141 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,239 Speaker 1: I've got the red hair, I've got the blue eyes, 142 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:15,160 Speaker 1: big feet. They just saying, so we're gonna do a 143 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 1: Q and a Jojo okay, And I didn't let Jojo 144 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 1: look at any of the questions ahead of time. I 145 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,880 Speaker 1: wanted him to hear the questions and hear my answers 146 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:29,440 Speaker 1: as are happening that way, he couldn't pepper me with 147 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 1: some drops that made me look like an idiot. I 148 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:40,240 Speaker 1: looked like an idiot enough last week cleaning up that bathroom, 149 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 1: is it? I One of my coworkers today was cleaning up. 150 00:08:46,679 --> 00:08:49,240 Speaker 1: There was like a mess, like somebody spilled something on 151 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:52,240 Speaker 1: the counter. It was just like pop or something. And 152 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,360 Speaker 1: she was complaining and then she looked at me and 153 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,840 Speaker 1: she goes, wow, I guess that's not what you had 154 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 1: to clean up last week. I'm like, yeah, like that's 155 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,440 Speaker 1: that's gonna be a thing for a long time. I 156 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,400 Speaker 1: think like I'm gonna be able to use that anytime 157 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:08,400 Speaker 1: anyone complains, I'm gonna be like, well, remember when you 158 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:11,079 Speaker 1: know the bathroom, remember that I did that. I cleaned 159 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:16,280 Speaker 1: that up. So I guess there's a positive and everything right, 160 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,319 Speaker 1: all right, Jojo, let's go. It's a question an answer 161 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:32,080 Speaker 1: time right here. I'll laugh with me alright. First question, 162 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,600 Speaker 1: what is this bottom five podcast? And you might think 163 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,719 Speaker 1: you picked this because you want to promote your new 164 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:43,040 Speaker 1: damn podcast, and yeah, you're right, I partly did, but 165 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,960 Speaker 1: I also partly wanted to just discuss it in a 166 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,839 Speaker 1: way that maybe you would understand. Okay. You know how 167 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:56,480 Speaker 1: sometimes people watch the news and you know, there's the 168 00:09:56,559 --> 00:09:59,520 Speaker 1: headlines and the banter, and it's just it's negative. Right. 169 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,640 Speaker 1: There's just a lot of well, this person's bad, this one, 170 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:06,800 Speaker 1: this person, and this is terrible out there, no stay safe. 171 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,880 Speaker 1: And then you watch like the sports channels all day long, 172 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,240 Speaker 1: there's just debate back and forth and they're talking about 173 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:15,040 Speaker 1: the negatives. Oh, Joe Burrow's gotta get better, and yeah 174 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:19,400 Speaker 1: he does. But you know, is that really what we 175 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,840 Speaker 1: need to hear about all the time? What about the 176 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,400 Speaker 1: good stuff? Right? What about the good stuff? And to that, 177 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,600 Speaker 1: I'd say, none of that's out there, not that I've found. Anyhow, 178 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,960 Speaker 1: it seems like everything that you read and you watch 179 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,920 Speaker 1: and you listen to is fairly negative. It's actually kind 180 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:38,040 Speaker 1: of tough to find something pure, wholesome and positive. So 181 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,600 Speaker 1: I thought, well, I'm gonna dip into that a little 182 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,439 Speaker 1: bit in the podcasting game, and I'm gonna give you, 183 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:45,280 Speaker 1: every single week the five worst teams in the NFL. 184 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,160 Speaker 1: And you might think, well, I can look at the 185 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,959 Speaker 1: standings and see what that is. No, no, no, no, no, 186 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:56,000 Speaker 1: you idiot, no, these five teams it could be based 187 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,720 Speaker 1: on record. It could be based on purely the last 188 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:00,640 Speaker 1: game they just played and I just watched and it 189 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,160 Speaker 1: was just awful. It could be based off vibes, could 190 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,640 Speaker 1: be based off fan base, it could be based off 191 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,320 Speaker 1: things happening around up that has nothing to do with 192 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,079 Speaker 1: the play on the field. There's a lot of things 193 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:13,480 Speaker 1: that go into it making a team. Okay, everybody's involved, 194 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,880 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna take a look and I'm gonna make 195 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:20,120 Speaker 1: the definitive Bottom five every single week and give you 196 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:23,959 Speaker 1: the five worst NFL teams. Okay. So we just released 197 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:29,440 Speaker 1: episode two just yesterday, so that is out there now 198 00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:31,920 Speaker 1: and there is going to be so much more to come. 199 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,520 Speaker 1: Thank you everyone who has listened to that. If there's 200 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:37,280 Speaker 1: any cross over here, it is. It's actually charting as well. 201 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:40,320 Speaker 1: It's made the iTunes charts, which is pretty pretty cool. 202 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,160 Speaker 1: The debut episode made it, So thank you for listening. 203 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:48,200 Speaker 1: And that is what the Bottom Five podcast is. Number two. 204 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:53,959 Speaker 1: How is Johnny Palermo doing? And you might say I 205 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:59,160 Speaker 1: don't miss Johnny Palermo, I would say I don't miss 206 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,839 Speaker 1: to meither, right Jojo? I mean, we're perfectly happy here 207 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,160 Speaker 1: without our old producer. He produced every episode of season 208 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:09,240 Speaker 1: one of Laugh with Me good friend of mine. You know, 209 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,520 Speaker 1: sometimes you just want to see people spread their wings 210 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:14,839 Speaker 1: a little bit and fly. And he's a guy that 211 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:18,800 Speaker 1: you know, learned a lot, grew a lot, messed up 212 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:22,840 Speaker 1: a lot, And as we were looking at what can 213 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,400 Speaker 1: we do with season two of Laugh with Me that 214 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,640 Speaker 1: would be different and kind of advance the game a 215 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:33,920 Speaker 1: little bit on our show. You know, Johnny, sometimes you know, 216 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:37,079 Speaker 1: you have to leave and learn a new hold before 217 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:40,120 Speaker 1: you can come back and become champ. Right, Any pro 218 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:45,480 Speaker 1: wrestling fans out there really probably love that reference. Johnny's 219 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:49,040 Speaker 1: doing good. He's currently outside of the podcast business. He's 220 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,960 Speaker 1: not in it at all. We thought he was gonna 221 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Speaker 1: move on to maybe the one hundred and second favorite 222 00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:00,920 Speaker 1: comedy podcasts in the world, and you know, learn some 223 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,560 Speaker 1: things and maybe move on come back to us and 224 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:07,920 Speaker 1: help us grow to become the hundred and first comedy 225 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,960 Speaker 1: podcast the United States. But no, he's uh, he's slinging 226 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:18,439 Speaker 1: beer and drinking beer and making pasta. So that's that's 227 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,559 Speaker 1: Johnny Palermo. Will we ever see him again on Laugh 228 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,280 Speaker 1: with Me? I don't know. We never saw him in 229 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,960 Speaker 1: the first place. We didn't even hear from him. He 230 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,880 Speaker 1: was just here, so I don't know. There's your Johnny 231 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:35,240 Speaker 1: Palermo update. Question three, What would Lonely Roads sound like 232 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:39,680 Speaker 1: if you were British? Now that's first of all, I'm 233 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:44,280 Speaker 1: not British, and I'm not gonna, you know, pretend that 234 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:49,400 Speaker 1: i would know exactly how one would sing that song 235 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,839 Speaker 1: if they were British. But I'm and this is something 236 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,920 Speaker 1: that I haven't really brought up too much on the pod. 237 00:13:55,960 --> 00:14:01,280 Speaker 1: But I'm kind of a master of like accent and voices, 238 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,280 Speaker 1: and it's odd that i've been you know, this is 239 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,520 Speaker 1: episode fifty five of Laugh with Me, and I've never 240 00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:11,840 Speaker 1: really dove too deep into it. And you would think 241 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:16,040 Speaker 1: of somebody who was so good at it, you know, 242 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,400 Speaker 1: would have shown that talent a little bit and maybe 243 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:23,880 Speaker 1: it could have made the show even better. Right, I'm humble, 244 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:30,040 Speaker 1: you know, so I'm not like showcasing that talent all 245 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,280 Speaker 1: the time. I do it a lot at home, you know, 246 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,640 Speaker 1: for the family, you know, just kind of you know, 247 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,520 Speaker 1: walk around like well I'm British, you know, like you know, 248 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,720 Speaker 1: I'm doing that a lot, just you know, for laughs, 249 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,800 Speaker 1: and that's cool. Could I make a lot of money 250 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:50,080 Speaker 1: doing accents and voices. Probably probably, But at some point 251 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,080 Speaker 1: you just have to be like, well, when's enough's enough? 252 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,000 Speaker 1: You know, Like I I want to like be really 253 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:57,040 Speaker 1: good at other things too. So that's kind of where 254 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,920 Speaker 1: I'm at here. But the question came in and it 255 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,760 Speaker 1: was a good one because I am a fan of 256 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:04,840 Speaker 1: the song Lonely Road by MGK and Jelly Roll. I'm 257 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:09,120 Speaker 1: a big fan of it, and I did have to wonder, like, 258 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:14,160 Speaker 1: what would you know somebody who was British, what would 259 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:18,440 Speaker 1: they sound like? Uh if they if they sang you know, 260 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:23,200 Speaker 1: Lonely Road, and you know, I was clearing my throats. 261 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,440 Speaker 1: I'm like, well, if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna 262 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,480 Speaker 1: I need to go all out. But I don't know, 263 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,120 Speaker 1: it's uh, you know, do you just try to do 264 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,840 Speaker 1: you just do the voice? Because I liked when I'm 265 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,840 Speaker 1: doing a voice, when I'm doing an accent that is 266 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:39,360 Speaker 1: not my own, I like to really think about what 267 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,000 Speaker 1: that person not only sounds like, but what they are 268 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,440 Speaker 1: going through, where they're at, where they're from, you know, 269 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:48,040 Speaker 1: kind of their backstory. You know, they're not from here, right, 270 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,440 Speaker 1: They're not from Nebraska, They're not from the United States, 271 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,520 Speaker 1: from another country, Okay, another town with a whole other 272 00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:01,800 Speaker 1: set of rules. You know, their experiences, their educations have 273 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,920 Speaker 1: been different, Their dentists have been different than ours. Their news, 274 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:11,680 Speaker 1: I'm sure is quite different. I bet it's not a negative. 275 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,400 Speaker 1: I don't know. I just do they wear different clothes? 276 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,040 Speaker 1: Sure they do. I think about that too sometimes, Like 277 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:28,480 Speaker 1: you know, when clothes and stuff's imported in the United States, 278 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,680 Speaker 1: but the people who live there, you know, are they 279 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:36,320 Speaker 1: excited about their stuff made in China or are they like, oh, 280 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:41,120 Speaker 1: we want that made in the USA stuff. I don't know. 281 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,560 Speaker 1: I think about that stuff when I'm thinking of like 282 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,960 Speaker 1: an accent and like what they're going to sound like, 283 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:51,920 Speaker 1: you know, And that way I can fully be in 284 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:56,240 Speaker 1: character and give it like everything that I've got. And 285 00:16:56,320 --> 00:17:02,640 Speaker 1: I think if somebody who was British with the British accent, 286 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,120 Speaker 1: I guess what that'd be either English with a British accent, 287 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:10,600 Speaker 1: is that you know, what would they sound like if 288 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:16,200 Speaker 1: they were singing MG King jelly rolls Lowly Road, It'd 289 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:22,440 Speaker 1: probably be something like I'm British and lonely Road, Take 290 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:29,280 Speaker 1: me home to the lonely Road. You know. That's like 291 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:34,840 Speaker 1: I really think like, deep down, that's kind of what 292 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:40,200 Speaker 1: would start, and and it would just go efficient British 293 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:46,560 Speaker 1: fish and chips, lonely road, you know, just kind of 294 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,720 Speaker 1: it just kind of goes in. I'm not a singer. 295 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,200 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not. I'm not pretending to be one either. 296 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,359 Speaker 1: It's just that's probably what they would sound like. That was, 297 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,479 Speaker 1: you know, you guys asked me the questions so that 298 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:59,720 Speaker 1: you can't really be upset if I didn't exactly and 299 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,360 Speaker 1: I know that I was actually gonna say. I thought 300 00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:04,000 Speaker 1: I was just gonna talk it through my process, but 301 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,359 Speaker 1: then I was like, oh, I'm kind of feeling it 302 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,000 Speaker 1: right now. So we had to get to the next question 303 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:11,280 Speaker 1: number four. What's what that turtle playing tic tac toe 304 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:14,280 Speaker 1: that you shared on X And yeah, I did. There 305 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,280 Speaker 1: was this video I'm scrolling right. It's on my timeline. 306 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,800 Speaker 1: There's this little turtle and he was in like a 307 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,280 Speaker 1: fish bowl or something. He's just swimming around and this 308 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,879 Speaker 1: guy draws on the glass, you know, the tic tac 309 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,800 Speaker 1: toe board and he's playing tic tac toe gets his turtle, 310 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,560 Speaker 1: so he would pick a spot and then when the 311 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,639 Speaker 1: turtle would go and hit his nose on a spot, 312 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 1: then that's where the turtle would go. And the guy 313 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 1: smoked the turtle like it wasn't even close. Like so 314 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,080 Speaker 1: I I, you know, I tweeted out, and I'm just like, 315 00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:51,000 Speaker 1: what a dumb ass turtle. I mean, the turtle absolutely 316 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,760 Speaker 1: got smoked. And it's like you could you could say, 317 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,560 Speaker 1: on one hand, well, it's a turtle. What does a 318 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,440 Speaker 1: turtle know about tictac toe? And to that, I say, 319 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,679 Speaker 1: I just want turtle play tic tac toe, so he 320 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:08,040 Speaker 1: knows enough. Maybe learn strategy as well, Like it's one 321 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,359 Speaker 1: thing to know how to do it, but then you 322 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:12,880 Speaker 1: need to learn the strategy of the game if you're 323 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,359 Speaker 1: gonna go on camera and perform it like this, This 324 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,400 Speaker 1: little turtle not only felt good enough about playing tic 325 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:22,600 Speaker 1: tac toe against somebody, also said, yeah, go ahead and 326 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:31,800 Speaker 1: film this dumbass turtle. Number five jokes. It's not even 327 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,760 Speaker 1: a question. It just says Husker's lost, and yeah they did. 328 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:40,200 Speaker 1: So here's the thing. We lost to Illinois on Friday night. 329 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,400 Speaker 1: We were at home, close game, lost in overtime. It 330 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,480 Speaker 1: was a battle of two teams ranked in the top 331 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,400 Speaker 1: twenty five, so you can't get too upset about that. 332 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,240 Speaker 1: It was a good game. We had the lead for 333 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:55,280 Speaker 1: a lot of it, but you know, lost the game, 334 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:59,560 Speaker 1: and I've thought a lot about it after the fact. 335 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:04,840 Speaker 1: I didn't think much about it before because I felt 336 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,000 Speaker 1: we would win and we would win handily. I thought 337 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,200 Speaker 1: we would win by more than nine, which would cover 338 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:13,200 Speaker 1: the spread. And then as the game was going on, 339 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,920 Speaker 1: and you can, you know, you gotta get a feel 340 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:21,280 Speaker 1: for a game how it's going. And as it appeared, 341 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:25,480 Speaker 1: Illinois was pretty good and our defense wasn't exactly playing 342 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,320 Speaker 1: top ten like we thought it would be. It's like, 343 00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:31,240 Speaker 1: all right, this game. We may win this game because 344 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:34,640 Speaker 1: we still are pretty good football, we also may lose 345 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:39,160 Speaker 1: this game. And I got to thinking after the fact, 346 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,680 Speaker 1: I'm like, our team is still pretty good, Like I'm 347 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:46,359 Speaker 1: still really like encouraged by this squad, and we're gonna 348 00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:47,920 Speaker 1: go to a bowl game this year, which we haven't 349 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:52,919 Speaker 1: done a long time. But I was thinking, like, really, 350 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,080 Speaker 1: what went wrong? And then I got to think it 351 00:20:56,200 --> 00:21:00,920 Speaker 1: back before the game. Game day, before the game, during 352 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:05,280 Speaker 1: warm ups, there was a squirrel that ran on the 353 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:09,480 Speaker 1: field in the end zone and they had to get 354 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:13,640 Speaker 1: this squirrel off the field, and I instantly thought, good luck, squirrel, 355 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:18,600 Speaker 1: we're gonna win tonight, as one should. Right when you're 356 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:23,000 Speaker 1: at home and an animal takes the field, that's that's 357 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:28,520 Speaker 1: a good luck animal. That's just how it works. That's sports, baby. 358 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,399 Speaker 1: But as the as the game ended, we lost in 359 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:36,840 Speaker 1: overtime and looked like fools, honestly, and overtime, then I 360 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,640 Speaker 1: got to thinking about him, like, why did we lose 361 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:42,840 Speaker 1: this game? And I did you know? I think it 362 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,600 Speaker 1: was because of the squirrel. I think it was a 363 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:48,080 Speaker 1: what we thought was a good luck squirrel ended up 364 00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:51,600 Speaker 1: being a bad luck squirrel. So really, this football team's okay. 365 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,399 Speaker 1: I think we're gonna bounce back and we're gonna be 366 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,640 Speaker 1: just fine. We're gonna be Purdue this week and get 367 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,400 Speaker 1: back on track, get back on the top two five, 368 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 1: and everything is still in front of us. Everything that 369 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,560 Speaker 1: we thought we had for the Illinois game is still 370 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:12,960 Speaker 1: in play if it wasn't for that damn squirrel. If 371 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,439 Speaker 1: you have questions that you would like answered someday on 372 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,879 Speaker 1: Laugh with Me, send it in, you know, find us 373 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:23,040 Speaker 1: on our socials. We're on Everything Laugh with Me Podcast, 374 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,520 Speaker 1: Laugh with Me pod on X and shoot us a 375 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:30,359 Speaker 1: question and we'll make sure that Jojo doesn't see it 376 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,800 Speaker 1: so that it can get answered on the podcast. We've 377 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,560 Speaker 1: got a new episode again next week, just like we 378 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,840 Speaker 1: always do. Maybe we would never a little happy hour 379 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,520 Speaker 1: on Friday and see what's going on with the weak. 380 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:57,280 Speaker 1: But yeah, but anyway, thanks for listening. Is laugh with me, Jojo. 381 00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:01,679 Speaker 1: I really wish he would have read this question. Like 382 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:06,080 Speaker 1: I said, you didn't see it. I can't lie to 383 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:10,000 Speaker 1: the people anymore. Okay, you mean Johnny Beck.