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Speaker 4: Second Date Update.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of fun things in life that begin
Speaker 5: with the word street, street, street, magic, street to.
Speaker 2: Ghost Okay, jeff Street meets.
Speaker 5: Yeah street walkers, right, I feel like I do that.
Speaker 5: I walk down a lot of streets. Yeah, well, today
Speaker 5: we're going to talk to a street dater.
Speaker 2: Jeff's like, why are people giving me money for?
Speaker 4: You must have really good hair today.
Speaker 5: But again, this guy says he's a street dater. He
Speaker 5: met someone will well, not stereotypically, but he met somebody
Speaker 5: while out on the street.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, that's what I meant.
Speaker 5: His name is Drew street Walker. Yeah, technically Drew street
Speaker 5: Walker too.
Speaker 6: I think I walked the streets about as much as
Speaker 6: everybody else around here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a humble street walk Jeff's neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Okay, we should probably using that phrase.
Speaker 5: But apparently you met somebody while just walking out and
Speaker 5: about how did that happen?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I was at a bookstore locally, and I like to read.
Speaker 6: So I'm leaving the bookstore and you know, I have
Speaker 6: my face buried in the book because I'm walking and
Speaker 6: I knock into the woman.
Speaker 2: Oh that's kind of a cute, you know, it sounds
Speaker 2: like out of a movie. The bookstore is involved.
Speaker 6: Clumsy, her bag fell. I helped her, and then I
Speaker 6: gave her a little flirt.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, did ever really happen in slow motion?
Speaker 2: I think he's joking about that part.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I imagine the bag falling.
Speaker 5: He grabbed it, he picked it up, he ran, gotcha,
Speaker 5: you just.
Speaker 4: Knocked her bag out of her hand.
Speaker 6: By accident, Yeah, by accident.
Speaker 2: Oh you really did knock the bag over.
Speaker 6: Yeah. We bumped into each other. It was a pretty
Speaker 6: big bump, and you know, everything just kind of flew
Speaker 6: all over the place. I helped her. Some stuff fell
Speaker 6: out of her bag, and I said, you know, it's
Speaker 6: usually old ladies I knock over and then I just
Speaker 6: move on and.
Speaker 4: Really funny he.
Speaker 2: Beats him with her I get the joke.
Speaker 6: So then we started walking and we started going in
Speaker 6: the same direction. So I just started doing a little
Speaker 6: more like joking, like you following me, and she's like, no,
Speaker 6: you following me? And we laughed again, trying to build
Speaker 6: like a little rapport, bro, Like.
Speaker 3: You're turning like kind of a bad situation or a
Speaker 3: weird situation into like something positive.
Speaker 2: What point were you able to get her name?
Speaker 6: I did ask her name, but we walked a little more,
Speaker 6: and we'd love to know the name.
Speaker 3: She's like, don't tell anybody what my real name is.
Speaker 6: That name is Sonia.
Speaker 5: Okay, So you and Sonya are just accidentally walking in
Speaker 5: the same direction and kind of flirting with each other.
Speaker 6: It sounds like, yeah, we eventually get to a park
Speaker 6: and we start walking through the park.
Speaker 5: What when you got into the park? Is that when
Speaker 5: you took her bag?
Speaker 6: Then that's when I knocked her over and ran Okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, gotcha more escape routes than here a tree.
Speaker 1: Did you really have to go to the same way
Speaker 1: or were you just pretending so you could plants?
Speaker 2: Like you both just had free time to keep walking.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's true too.
Speaker 6: I walked through that park all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, this isn't like the first I was going in
Speaker 6: that direction anyway. So it's just like a very good
Speaker 6: meat cute.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 6: Eventually we came across a sketch artist and he flagged
Speaker 6: us down. He was like, hey, you guys want to
Speaker 6: get a picture. You thought we were a couple?
Speaker 2: Wait did you get a character drive?
Speaker 6: Oh? Look I was down, but she wasn't. Okay, I
Speaker 6: think first, I think at freak out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds there's so many like perfect things that
Speaker 5: are happening to you along the way on this short walk.
Speaker 4: You didn't set this whole thing up. It sounds like.
Speaker 6: How could he do No, I didn't set anything up.
Speaker 5: Well, you just have a friend who's like in the
Speaker 5: park with a thing, and he's like, I'm just going
Speaker 5: to take her this way.
Speaker 6: I didn't say it was a friend. It was just
Speaker 6: a sketch artist. He wasn't a friendly.
Speaker 2: The most that would be the most elaborate setup ever.
Speaker 1: You accidentally run into somebody and then suddenly you call
Speaker 1: your buddy when she's not looking, who happens to be
Speaker 1: an artist, and tell him to set.
Speaker 2: Up quickly in the park.
Speaker 3: I really want to sit down with her for forty
Speaker 3: five minutes. This stranger.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying.
Speaker 5: We've heard people that have like orchestrated all sorts of
Speaker 5: weird things in order to make that's true, but.
Speaker 3: This doesn't sound like that.
Speaker 2: Jab how long is this walk going on?
Speaker 6: We're about twenty minut and it's into the walk. By
Speaker 6: the time she said no to the picture way through
Speaker 6: the park and we got to the end of the park,
Speaker 6: it was probably about a half an hour. We were together,
Speaker 6: and I got a good vibe. So I asked her
Speaker 6: number to go out, and she gave me a number,
Speaker 6: and the date just hasn't materialized.
Speaker 1: Since said, Okay, have you guys talked via text or
Speaker 1: phone call?
Speaker 6: No? Nothing. I've tried to call a few times. I've
Speaker 6: lost a few messages.
Speaker 2: I automatically think that she gave you a fake number.
Speaker 4: Oh, there's no response.
Speaker 6: It was her voice on the voicemail it okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: She gave you the numbers. So I'm assuming she's single.
Speaker 2: Did you specifically ask her?
Speaker 6: I didn't ask her if she was dating anyone. No,
Speaker 6: but I left a few voicemails and she hasn't answered.
Speaker 2: How many yeah?
Speaker 6: Three? Maybe four?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't like. I don't think I called a girlfriend
Speaker 3: that many times in one year.
Speaker 2: I think my mom calls me.
Speaker 4: He felt the connection.
Speaker 3: So when everyone's different, some people love being on the phone.
Speaker 5: I'm glad you take a break from your extensive book
Speaker 5: reading in order to help reach out to the show.
Speaker 5: And we're going to try and help you call this girl.
Speaker 5: What's her name, Sonya? So yeah, sonyr Okay, we'll reach
Speaker 5: We'll reach out to Sonia, and we'll do your second
Speaker 5: date update right after this hold on second Date update.
Speaker 5: If I hadn't read it on the back of a
Speaker 5: Blockbuster movie sleeve, I still wouldn't believe it, but an
Speaker 5: accidental sidewalk bumping turned into your classic Hallmark street walker
Speaker 5: love story.
Speaker 2: Again with the term, Yeah, that's the wrong use.
Speaker 1: We're trying to make it sound better than it's not
Speaker 1: a Hallmark movie.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that one.
Speaker 5: It fits in this scenario because our listener Drew accidentally
Speaker 5: ran into a woman outside of a bookstore, knocked over
Speaker 5: her bag, and then turned that awkward moment into a
Speaker 5: twenty five minute stroll through a local.
Speaker 1: Park thirty I believe. I mean, those five minutes are
Speaker 1: going to be precious. When it's only a short amount
Speaker 1: of time.
Speaker 4: You have to get fair.
Speaker 5: And it all seems too perfect to be true. And
Speaker 5: maybe it was because she's not responding to any of
Speaker 5: his messages.
Speaker 3: It's always the park scene. Yeah, ruins something in that.
Speaker 1: I mean he left Okay, here's the thing. You left
Speaker 1: four voicemails. Yeah, we have not asked what was in
Speaker 1: the voicemails.
Speaker 6: I just told her, Hey, it's me Drew by the park.
Speaker 6: You need a lot of guys by the park. I
Speaker 6: mean it's true, not even from the park, like the
Speaker 6: guys that's adjacent.
Speaker 4: Maybe she thinks you live in the park after.
Speaker 5: That that there's a chance though that if she's not
Speaker 5: responding to anything, maybe she wasn't even real.
Speaker 3: He was real?
Speaker 4: Are you sure that would make me crazy?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 2: What could just mean? You have a bad drug habit?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're from the park. Were you microdosing that day? No,
Speaker 5: Homark hasn't done that yet. A microdosing Christmas lead to this? Well,
Speaker 5: if you over micro dose?
Speaker 1: Yeah, those kids still in the DARE program.
Speaker 3: I signed that contract.
Speaker 5: Let's let's just have all the street walkers unite because
Speaker 5: we're gonna call and we're gonna get an answer from
Speaker 5: this woman to figure out what actually happened, if she's real,
Speaker 5: and hopefully if there's an explanation.
Speaker 2: A lot of kids listening who use that term wrong
Speaker 2: for the next Christmas the street.
Speaker 4: This is the education you get here. I'm going to
Speaker 4: die of the number right now here we go.
Speaker 2: Hello, it sounds real, jeff.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a person. Is this Sonya?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 7: This is Sonya?
Speaker 2: Who is this?
Speaker 4: Hey, Sonya? We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 4: in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Hi, Hi, Hey, what's this about.
Speaker 4: This is a segment that we do on our show.
Speaker 5: It's called a second date update, and we're trying to
Speaker 5: help out one of our listeners. His name is Drew,
Speaker 5: who you met the other day outside of a bookstore.
Speaker 2: Did you just laugh?
Speaker 7: Are you sorry? I just I can't believe that you're
Speaker 7: calling about him.
Speaker 2: What you remember?
Speaker 1: Remember Drew naught you over on accident outside the bookstore?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I remember Drew.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well that's great because he said there was like
Speaker 5: a meet cute type of situation that happened on the street,
Speaker 5: and then you guys went through a park for a bit.
Speaker 4: He left a few messages.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean that did happen, and I was actually
Speaker 7: open to seeing him again.
Speaker 6: That's for the messages.
Speaker 7: The messages are the problems.
Speaker 5: Well, we asked him about the messages, and he basically,
Speaker 5: according to him, he said, it was basically, hey, this
Speaker 5: is Drew from the park.
Speaker 4: Remember I'm Drew.
Speaker 6: Is that what he said?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well summary interesting?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm not curious.
Speaker 7: Like he left me one message that was so ridiculous.
Speaker 7: I actually my roommate and I have been like dying
Speaker 7: laughing about it. Oh. I actually I wrote it down.
Speaker 2: Well you wrote down the message because it was that
Speaker 2: funny to you.
Speaker 4: Wow, it would it be okay if we know what
Speaker 4: the message said.
Speaker 7: Oh absolutely, I'd love to read.
Speaker 6: It to you.
Speaker 5: Because we haven't. We haven't heard anything about it. We
Speaker 5: just know there was a bunch of messages.
Speaker 2: She is delighted to Yeah, she is, okay.
Speaker 7: So he told me, he said, I left you a
Speaker 7: message you didn't respond to, and I don't like leaving
Speaker 7: second messages. But I like you. You're very elegant, you're
Speaker 7: very attractive. But I don't play that game. If I
Speaker 7: don't hear back by three pm tomorrow, well I'm no
Speaker 7: longer interested.
Speaker 2: Because he called us. Yeah, it didn't mean it.
Speaker 7: Then she goes on to explain why I should.
Speaker 2: Call him some positives.
Speaker 7: That's good, He says, I'm very smart, great in bed,
Speaker 7: and I makes a lot of money.
Speaker 1: But something everybody says, I mean, it's one of those
Speaker 1: things when you say it's hard to believe.
Speaker 3: It's like you need to discover those things.
Speaker 7: So then he says, believe it or not, I'm a
Speaker 7: complete catch. I'm one of the only men in the
Speaker 7: city that has no issues.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, I'm the best one.
Speaker 2: I have yet to find a person that doesn't have issues.
Speaker 3: Is like a child trying to do reverse psychology?
Speaker 2: Is that finally the end of the message.
Speaker 7: So I don't know what your situation is. If you're
Speaker 7: just insecure, or if you're on medication half way psychologically
Speaker 7: normal and you haven't called me because something bad happened
Speaker 7: in your life and you just needed a few days.
Speaker 1: He chet and so started unhinged.
Speaker 2: It got a little better. Now we're back.
Speaker 3: Now we're unhinged again.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So clearly there was a lot happening in that message,
Speaker 5: and it could help to get insight into what he meant.
Speaker 2: By it because it's embarrassed.
Speaker 5: Right now, maybe because Sonya, he is on the other
Speaker 5: line listening. We've got Drew waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 6: Oh hey, hey, Sony, Hey hey, is there something that
Speaker 6: I said that wasn't true? Was there something that I
Speaker 6: said all that voice now that wasn't That was a lie?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't say that, dude. You're coming to kind
Speaker 6: of hot, Yeah.
Speaker 2: A little bit I think defensive, no apology.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm sorry, Drew. I just like we met for
Speaker 7: thirty minutes, we didn't even go on a real date,
Speaker 7: and then all of this you're going on about how
Speaker 7: great you are, and then you start to come for
Speaker 7: me and like blame me for not calling you back.
Speaker 7: I just found it all to be a little much
Speaker 7: for someone that like I'm You agree that I'm right.
Speaker 6: So what was the problem. You don't you don't appreciate
Speaker 6: being direct. You don't like guys who are direct. I'm direct,
Speaker 6: making a lot of money, I'm smart, and I'm good
Speaker 6: in bed, being direct.
Speaker 2: More and more doubtful talking about you.
Speaker 6: Know, you're all laughing now, but you won't be You'll
Speaker 6: be crying later when I'm out of your life. That's
Speaker 6: what's gonna happen if you don't make the right move.
Speaker 3: I mean, I gotta find out how good you are
Speaker 3: in bed, bro, So.
Speaker 6: You didn't call me back was really stupid. I mean,
Speaker 6: come on, people like me who are good in bed
Speaker 6: and smart and stuff.
Speaker 2: You know, why do you leave with that?
Speaker 6: Stupid person is going to give that up?
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 6: You know, you know, in this city there are no men,
Speaker 6: and I'm a total catch. You know that I agree
Speaker 6: with him on that.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know, Drew.
Speaker 7: I feel like the people who are actually good in
Speaker 7: bed don't go around talking about how.
Speaker 6: Good they are in bed.
Speaker 7: I'm not getting the best vibes from you, to be honest, Like,
Speaker 7: it just feels like that.
Speaker 6: You haven't bragged about being good in bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah we are, You're not supposed to.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Listen to any hip hop music they're all about that.
Speaker 2: Are we going to ignore the rest of the text about.
Speaker 7: What was that?
Speaker 6: I saw her beg, her begs. Everything fell everywhere I
Speaker 6: saw her meds.
Speaker 2: You read everyone's on medication.
Speaker 6: On medication. You sound crazy smart and well read.
Speaker 1: Sonya girl, I thought you were going to come to Drew.
Speaker 1: This is honestly, this is shocking to be I thought
Speaker 1: we were going to come to Drew and you were
Speaker 1: going to be humiliated that this voicemail was out there.
Speaker 5: But like only somebody who's addicted to meds would be humiliated.
Speaker 4: He's perfect, broke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with no narcissistic tendencies at all.
Speaker 6: No, I don't clearly good, sonya?
Speaker 4: Was he read? Are you on the verge of tears
Speaker 4: right now?
Speaker 7: I just really heartbroken that it can't be with this perfect.
Speaker 6: I'm glad that you can finally admit it.
Speaker 5: Well, Sonya, don't give up yet, because I'm going to
Speaker 5: give you a second chance right now by offering to
Speaker 5: send you out with the only perfect man in the
Speaker 5: entire city with no issues, with no issues.
Speaker 6: She would do that if she went on a date,
Speaker 6: if she called me back like a normal person, I
Speaker 6: wouldn't have to do what happened. But he just called
Speaker 6: me back like a normal person.
Speaker 4: Sonya.
Speaker 5: It's up to you if you'd like to see him
Speaker 5: again or not yelled at a little bit, it's your choice.
Speaker 7: I appreciate the offer, but I really I'm really not
Speaker 7: into theism.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's shocking.
Speaker 5: She's talking about me though there like and I get that,
Speaker 5: But what about Drew?
Speaker 2: That was really shocking.
Speaker 6: I say no to Drew also, Wow.
Speaker 5: Wow, really, Sonya, I'll tell her this woman can't see
Speaker 5: how perfect you are, then she doesn't deserve you.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 6: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: You can't read sarcasm.
Speaker 6: Yes, she's really thanking you, jeff I don't read sarcasm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you hear it, Brooke exactly, Thank you.
Speaker 6: Drew, thank you.
Speaker 3: He really is perfect, Brook.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning, I feel like we should have
Speaker 5: asked that guy in part one, how confident are you
Speaker 5: in getting a date?
Speaker 6: One to ten?
Speaker 2: Oh? My god.
Speaker 5: I felt like maybe he was a four going into it.
Speaker 5: He would have said he'd like thirty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: He acts so confident, But we never brought up the
Speaker 1: fact that on message too, he said he'd never be
Speaker 1: interested again if she didn't call him back, and yet
Speaker 1: he was still on the phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, still left her more voicemails. Yeah still, I mean,
Speaker 2: all of what he was saying it is not believable.
Speaker 3: It's like a guy who doesn't know how to play
Speaker 3: the game.
Speaker 5: But someone told him right like, hey, if you ignore
Speaker 5: a girl or if you're just.
Speaker 2: This and they love ultimatum.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, didn't work, and he was totally shocked that
Speaker 5: she wouldn't take him up on the opportunity to be
Speaker 5: a perfect man.
Speaker 2: So many options, he'll be fine.
Speaker 3: Ever said they were perfect and turned out to be
Speaker 3: like perfect. Like when has George Clooney been like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you know what he said this week?
Speaker 2: That was so annoying to me.
Speaker 4: Let's not go into it. I don't want to go
Speaker 4: into it. I don't want to go into it. But look,
Speaker 4: if our listeners, I kind of do.
Speaker 5: If our listeners want to take advantage of the perfect man,
Speaker 5: you can go check out our Second Date podcast and
Speaker 5: listen to me host.
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