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Speaker 1: Welcome to Alchemy this. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes

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Speaker 1: that Kevin Pollock? What's that? Thank you? Yes, the marvelous

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Speaker 1: Mrs Maisiel is the best work I've done in twenty

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Speaker 1: three years. What's your point? But I digress. Throughout my

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Speaker 1: long career, I've seen my fair share of true alchemy.

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Speaker 1: By definition, alchemy is quote when a person creates something

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Speaker 1: through a seemingly magical process. And my dear she he

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Speaker 1: in days. Like I said, I've been witnessed to the

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Speaker 1: stuff on several occasions. An example, you ask, sure, let's

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Speaker 1: watch the tone though, Yeah, okay, here's one the group

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Speaker 1: the pretenders never had to not too long ago, when

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Speaker 1: I did hit me deep in year old cortex. What

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Speaker 1: if I brought together the right creative peeps and asked

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Speaker 1: them to make up scenes based on my own twisted,

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Speaker 1: demented ideas, and then offered a podcast of this seemingly

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Speaker 1: magical process, and I called it alchemy? Why can't you

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Speaker 1: get woke like your lesbian aunt? Well, after months of

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Speaker 1: title tinkering, I'm it's very proud to welcome you to

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Speaker 1: another episode of Alchemy. This supposed to be supposed to

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Speaker 1: make a noise. Yeah, yeah, no particular order. Let's welcome

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Speaker 1: back Vanessa Ragling everybody. Why wasn't the crying game ever

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Speaker 1: offered as a real game? Oh, because of the tissue

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Speaker 1: co sponsor didn't work. That's correct. The really tried to

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Speaker 1: land on but didn't happen. Say hello to Joey Greer

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Speaker 1: Greer here and get used to it. When will you

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Speaker 1: marry um? Past past past? Look out? It's James Heeney. Everyone, James,

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Speaker 1: Can I call you a cooking Kenneth? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I just was like one time where I can be

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Speaker 1: called James. That's my name, That's what people call me.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, then say hello to Chris Alvarado. Chris,

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Speaker 1: do you even have eleven Bucks? I can just borrow

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Speaker 1: you know I do? Okay, good, all right, Let's get

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Speaker 1: to our first saint. Oh, it's so exciting because it's

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Speaker 1: Halloween time, everybody. When we're recording this, this Halloween and Medford, Oregon,

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Speaker 1: I think it proves to be a little different. When

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Speaker 1: ghosts and goblins ring the doorbell of Connie and Carl

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Speaker 1: me bowl, Where are the rass the little reasons in

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Speaker 1: the closet? Why are they in the closet. They were

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Speaker 1: on this dish. I put don't leave the candy out there.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna give. No, it doesn't go. It's wrapped. We

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Speaker 1: have to have it on the for the trick trader.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna unwrap it. I'm gonna leave it out. If

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Speaker 1: this is supposed to be used, it's gonna be open period. No,

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Speaker 1: they don't. They think they'll be razors. Put on, put

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Speaker 1: on the hat. Put on the wizard hat. Put on

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Speaker 1: the hat. I'll put on the hat. Put on the hat. Okay,

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Speaker 1: look at me, look spooky. Oh very good. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: showtime tricker. True it's Connie. Connie. You just slammed the

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Speaker 1: door on the kid's face. Connie. Did you see that? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I did. That was hyper realistic. There was four ft

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Speaker 1: tall like a child. It was a child into Yes,

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Speaker 1: they don't make costumes that good, do they? And now

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Speaker 1: they do? Connie, come out. It's a different time with

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Speaker 1: YouTube and all that stuff. People can go online. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I I hope it's a little girl unwrapped. Those kids

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Speaker 1: bindered unwrapping. I'm not hello trig or treat Do I

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Speaker 1: say that or either the same one. I'm working God

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Speaker 1: damn it. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I slammed the door

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Speaker 1: because I was puffed out of nowhere. Okay, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to kill it. We're gonna have to kill that thing. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: way hold a second. It could just be a kid. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna answer it. You get the baseball bat with

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Speaker 1: the nails in it, the Walking Dead one? Okay, okay, hello,

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Speaker 1: one opening from a trick? Connie, Where is it? I'm

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Speaker 1: coming in? Is it in the closets, in the closet,

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Speaker 1: the upstairs one, behind the thing upstairs? Connie, stay there.

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Speaker 1: We have a problem. Yeah, we do, Connie, Why are

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Speaker 1: you moving myself? Carl the creature once invitam? I can't.

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Speaker 1: now we're fully booked, so let me see if I

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Speaker 1: We kind of rehearsed us at home. Get out of here.

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Speaker 1: Ho ho, I took a lot out of me. What's

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Speaker 1: going on? Officer, sir? Officer, Conny, it's a pleasure to

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Speaker 1: meet you. Halloween. Carliebel with the with the car dealership.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, I bought a I bought a dodge Ram

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Speaker 1: from you, Patros Yeah, I'm gonna see you as well. Well,

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Speaker 1: The demon? Oh? It was we thought it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: You don't take the place that's are you having that

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Speaker 1: Are you the father of this? Yeah? I deal with

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Speaker 1: you gotta kill the parent demon as well. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: for everybody the snickers. Yeah, I mean, I'm not really

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Speaker 1: of my ram while I'm here. You it was gonna

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Speaker 1: So guys, I don't want to be bummer. Um, you know,

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Speaker 1: something pretty sad on the stoop and it's only you know,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have a whole how I'm very sorry, Mrs Maebele,

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Speaker 1: Mrs Meebele. I will make sure people come here clean

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Speaker 1: this up, and you can just carry on with your

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Speaker 1: with your treating. And I'm sure I misunderstanding, but it

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Speaker 1: feels like we lost two human lives. You are misunderstanding.

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Speaker 1: You are misunderstanding. We just lost two demons. They're all

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Speaker 1: over organ That much was dem too. Yeah, you really

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Speaker 1: looked like a parent. That's how they get your shape shifters. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh get you. You know cars, you know, Dad, I'm

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Speaker 1: going up two dead bodies in the front. Really, that's

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Speaker 1: lame as ship, honey. It's in a decoration, all right.

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Speaker 1: I won't tow too many eggs in the neighborhoods. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: the decoration I was just trying to cover from. I

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Speaker 1: think that I have a nice day, Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: We can put some candles on their, Connie, we can

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Speaker 1: make it look nice. Carl Carls, I can't. You got this, baby,

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Speaker 1: you got it's your favorite holiday? Yeah, it was really

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Speaker 1: we smash those things. Okay, trick or treat, treat treat

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to hand. Would you like the unwrapped treess

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Speaker 1: or the wrapped trees? No? Please sealed and wrapped and

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Speaker 1: safe for me to eat. I'm not going to say

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Speaker 1: I told you so to my husband, but I didn't

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Speaker 1: tell them. Just here you go to for you, big boy?

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Speaker 1: What are you supposed to be? I'm a businessman. Very convincing,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, he's cute other door. Uh but do

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Speaker 1: but I think it's fun the way you're throwing him off. Guy,

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Speaker 1: I'm a wizard. Can I grant you a wish? You

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Speaker 1: have three wishes? This is my black cat the Wizards? Okay,

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Speaker 1: We have to take those impropt classes again. I think

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Speaker 1: we paid. They were helping everything, They were helping us communicate,

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Speaker 1: they were making us funnier. There were I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to go through another and we quit on level two.

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Speaker 1: Was like enough, excuse me, excuse me? Part of me.

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Speaker 1: I turned thirteen tomorrow, so this is like my last

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Speaker 1: official Halloween. Oh my god. Yeah, I'm a little bummed

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Speaker 1: about it because like, after tomorrow, I'm a man, and

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Speaker 1: then that means I need to be I don't know

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Speaker 1: what that means. Guys not Jewish, But then how's he

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Speaker 1: for the first time. It doesn't make you a man, honey,

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Speaker 1: my dad says it does. It doesn't make you a

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Speaker 1: man unless you know how to handle what comes afterwards. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there's emotional Can you help me with that? You proposition

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Speaker 1: to my wife for sex, No, for what comes after,

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Speaker 1: for the emotional support, that's correct. I don't know. I am.

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Speaker 1: I have my own young son, and I'm look, I'm

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Speaker 1: really pumped because, like I love Halloween and this is

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Speaker 1: my last year. Well, okay, we give you some candy.

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Speaker 1: You're not wearing a cos you just gotta came up

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Speaker 1: in like gym shorts, T shirt. Well, yeah, I have

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Speaker 1: a hoodie wrapped around my waist. That's got to be something.

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Speaker 1: I mean, is it like an animal hooking? Whose child?

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Speaker 1: Let me see how you did tonight? Good? What do

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Speaker 1: you got wrap Snickers? What is that? Yeah? Unwrapped snickers?

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Speaker 1: What the hell is on? Rent? Rent? The mebles? And

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Speaker 1: also Dad every time. I don't want to argue with

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Speaker 1: you do yeah, yeah, no I know. Yeah, but Mr

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Speaker 1: is gonna have sex? Yes, sir, then you'll be a man,

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Speaker 1: Yes sir. That means you get a job, yes sir?

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Speaker 1: All right, yes, maybe go off the war. Yes, these

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Speaker 1: ain't going to a man? Can't you believe that's our

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Speaker 1: He's thirteen. Look at him strapping. Not all of us

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Speaker 1: to kill a man more thirteen years old. Just because

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Speaker 1: not everybody I am to have sex. What's the difference?

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Speaker 1: What not? Every man goes through the same ritual. You understand, Well,

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Speaker 1: what I need from you is either sex, killed or

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Speaker 1: go off the war. Okay. I think I'm also fla. Well,

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Speaker 1: they'll turn it intom like in love with a moscow.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about. Mrs Meeble says, I need to

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Speaker 1: have some kind of emotional connection. Is Mabel Mabel on

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Speaker 1: an input on my boy sex? Laugh? Now that's kind

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Speaker 1: and Mr Maeble, I think we need to have a

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Speaker 1: I mean that's getting the super first. Well, you guys going, huh,

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Speaker 1: we're going to the mables. You have to push that in.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that is we typed in the address?

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Speaker 1: How tough at this big? Wow? Okay, it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: one of those rights. Huh yeah, four point nine one

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Speaker 1: make it think a little whole route? Is that ponytail real?

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Speaker 1: Or is that for Halloween? On that? All right? That's right,

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Speaker 1: it's not real. It's not real. A lot of people

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Speaker 1: don't catch that. A lot of people don't catch that.

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Speaker 1: My family. Excuse me, sir, a man yet? Have you

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Speaker 1: ever had sex? Have you ever had sex before him?

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Speaker 1: I had sex? I'm a man. I got a job.

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Speaker 1: Have you have you ever killed someone? My dad has?

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Speaker 1: Of course? I have you? Have you ever gone a war? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Of course dad. Is this a man? That's a man?

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Speaker 1: That wolf's lock of my own? Honest slack? Let me

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Speaker 1: say so. Let me say how much of a man

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Speaker 1: I am? I don't read, I don't write, I don't

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Speaker 1: talk about my feelings. Oh man, can I ask you

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Speaker 1: a question? That driver? You get? All right? Question number three? Bad?

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Speaker 1: Look at me. You see this badge, I'm throwing it

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Speaker 1: keep bull of crying, ain't there right there? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: into that. I think that's very interesting. Steve wasn't Steve?

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Speaker 1: wasn't and I couldn't know him as a person. Oh,

413
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 1: he's not a doctor anything doctor. To be fair, I

414
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:40,159
Speaker 1: am also shadowing. No, Now doctors, do you want need

415
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 1: to go into the fact again that I pleat probably

416
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: read the book. You probably read the book press of

417
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 1: the movie Christian Bale play a great me. Now do

418
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,200
Speaker 1: I need to remind y'all that I jumped into hell

419
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 1: came out and proposted this woman. We don't need a

420
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 1: reminder that because I loved that. That's my favorite part. Now,

421
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 1: you would think that that would let me out the

422
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: hook with certain duties around the house. I would disagree

423
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 1: that you would think that maybe the dish wash your

424
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,919
Speaker 1: empty itself. If I've been to Hellenback, just saying well,

425
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:14,919
Speaker 1: in my opinion, professional opinion as a shadower, I feel

426
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: that the past is the past. In moving forward, you

427
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: have to find an equal footing for each doesn't mean anything,

428
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 1: it does. It means that just because you went to

429
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: Helen Back doesn't mean the rest of your life you're connecting.

430
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 1: I like that. I got a serious question for you. Yes,

431
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,199
Speaker 1: are you wearing a State Lauder? What estate Lauder perfume?

432
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: I mean it's a knockoff bramp. Yeah, sure it's Estate Lauder,

433
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 1: but it's the target version. And Steve, you don't even

434
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 1: know what you're talking all right, you know an umbrella.

435
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,880
Speaker 1: I think we're getting a little topic here. I think

436
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 1: we're I think we're we are we're diffusing. If we

437
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 1: remember using that word last time, if we remember also

438
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: the word please don't touch my knee, if we also

439
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 1: remember some of the other words of a missed connection

440
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,719
Speaker 1: with the remember that I do feel like I had

441
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: a missed connection with Steve. Now that this is not

442
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 1: about you, j okay, oh no, no, no, thank you

443
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 1: guys for letting me take that break. I help doctor

444
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: to shadow. That's a doctor. See okay, on, I can

445
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 1: trust you, and I look at Rebecca's eyes just light

446
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 1: right up. Steve, I'm gonna need you to take a

447
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: time out. Rebecca, give me a couple of things that

448
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: have driven you to your need to come here today. Well, um,

449
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: Steve is the only thing that is, you know, literally

450
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 1: causing me to come here today. So that why would

451
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 1: just say, Steve one thing easy, pointing, less fingers, being

452
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: more specific? Okay, the way that Steve doesn't meet my needs? Okay,

453
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: which needs in Um, Steve does not cry on command,

454
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: and I'm not asking him too, but it wouldn't hurt

455
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 1: if he sometimes did. I put I make very obvious

456
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 1: invitations where we could weep together, and I met with nothing.

457
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 1: I met with nothing. Thing the way Steve doesn't empty

458
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: the dishwasher. Can I just get an example of an

459
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:09,439
Speaker 1: obvious invitation to weep together? Sure, he's out at the office.

460
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: I'm at my office. Okay, we both are. We both

461
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: worked for the park system. And yeah, I was gonna say,

462
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: he loves to hold it over my head. But you

463
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: beat me to it, didn't you, Steve. But he's good

464
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 1: at he's very good at. He's national your state. I'm stage.

465
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 1: So you're in your office. You call him. I say,

466
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: let's meet at the house tonight. I'm feeling upset, feeling emotional. Yes,

467
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: I use the word upset so he knows. And then

468
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 1: I beat him home. I turn off the light. Interesting

469
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 1: choice of words. Beat Yes, thank you, doctor. I'm not

470
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 1: taking sides. Shoes everywhere in a heart shape on the floor, tissues.

471
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 1: It's a great I sit in the middle. I put

472
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: on what's his name. It's not it's not a man,

473
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: it's a it's a woman. Her name is Tracy Chatman

474
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: because she sounds like man. That's a man. They've got

475
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: the fast car. I put that on. I sit in

476
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: the middle of a heart shaped, rude, little ring of tissues.

477
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can go out a ring.

478
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: If it's a hard I'm sorry, Steve, don't eviscerate me.

479
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: We cut to the therapist waiting room. Do you know

480
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: you know when the doctors is going to have time

481
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: for me today? Your appointment? Well, don't have an appointment.

482
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: I want to know if he's gonna have time for

483
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: me today. Okay, I'll wait, I can wait, Sure, you

484
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: can wait. Yeah, so I can come on my cancel. Okay, uh,

485
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: next place? Yes, hey ah, if you're looking for a

486
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: doctor to give you smith vice, I could help you.

487
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 1: I mean, i'd I'd like to say a professional. I'm professional. Then, yes,

488
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: I'm freelance I'm not allowed to work in this lobby though. Okay,

489
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: I follow me. Okay, yeah, is anybody in the restroom?

490
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: No Ah, I got to go to a different resort.

491
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: They said no, they said no, they're in there. I

492
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 1: could hear them and they said no, it's fine. Trust me.

493
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: I do this a lot. This isn't my first gig. Okay,

494
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: follow me. What's going to the men's knock? Knock? Anybody

495
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:06,959
Speaker 1: in there? All right? Come inside? Getting this doll. Okay,

496
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit in the next doll. It's gonna be

497
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: me okay, all right, what's your problem? Um? This is

498
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: just kind of hard to say. Um, but hold on

499
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: a second. I'm going to start a time or now

500
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: all right, if anybody comes in, I'll pause the timer,

501
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: I swear, But you can't talk to me while there's

502
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: somebody else in here. Okay, that's kind of uh, it's

503
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: not I don't rent this space. Okay, go makes starting

504
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: the timer. That makes sense. I'm starting the timer. I

505
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 1: had this recurring fear because of that fire pit that's

506
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: opened up in Arkansas, that Hell is taking over and

507
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: that I gotta stop you. It was it was written

508
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: that the Satan ruled out on that. It has nothing

509
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: to do with what did you see the book? Do

510
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: you see the movie with Christian Bale. That's a fictional movie.

511
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, go on, go on. Okay, Well that's sad.

512
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: So anyway, Johnny, I say, you know you're gonna go

513
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: use a stall or yeah? Yea, So I said, listen,

514
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: why do you got to be such a bit all

515
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: the time? She smacked me in the face. Well back right, man,

516
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: I didn't, and I feel like I should have. I

517
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: feel like you should have. Yeah, by the way, you

518
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: got that forty on me. I do okay, good, good, good,

519
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: good good. All right, it's all. I've all. I'm all done.

520
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: I will see you outside. Anyone need to wipe? I think?

521
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: And selling whites? How much? Just the one? It's a

522
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: small pack. Okay, it has three wet wipes. Keith, I

523
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: think you were talking about getting one of them. No, yeah,

524
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: I wasn't. You shouldn't be talking like that because you

525
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: want me for too goddamn dollars. Let me get to

526
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: and you can buy some wait wait, wait, look at

527
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: those feet under that stuff. But okay, oh shit, just

528
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: to me, I'm doing a therapy session. No alwa's I'm

529
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: just I've got to clean my hands. Mr Tremont, what

530
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: do you rent this space? We've had this discussion so

531
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: many times. Mr Tremont. It's a public restroom, and I

532
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: had to use the restroom. You're using it as a

533
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: private You are who people that know each other have

534
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 1: shut the doors in the stalls. It's becomes a private restroom. Well,

535
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to talk to the building manager very well. Stop.

536
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: You said you had a problem earlier. I did, and

537
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: I hate to abuse my connection to your so know

538
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: that I really really thought about this Mr tremonth back. Oh,

539
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: come on in. Another guy in the next another guy

540
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: in the next door. Confession. This time I couldn't. I didn't.

541
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: I was offering another man of wipe, and I saw

542
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: the feet and I knew those shoes, the trees. Well,

543
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: I appreciate you bringing this to my attention, Betty. Um,

544
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: let's see your due for a raise. Oh, I didn't

545
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: mean to drop that. That's weird. I were coming the

546
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: same day. But let's talk about it. Here's how I

547
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: like to work to raise community. Anything you say, you

548
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: tell me what you're looking for, and I tell you

549
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: how that works for me. I'd like to make four

550
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: million dollars a year. Give me another number. I would

551
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: like to make three million dollars. Mm hmm, if it

552
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: weren't a number followed by the word million. Okay, okay, Oh,

553
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 1: I would like to make for a year. You were

554
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: talking a quarter a quarter? Good, Betty, very good. Let

555
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: me see here, I have a fifteen hundred dollar a week. Okay,

556
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: that's wonderful, all right, beautiful. In Virginia, there's a grocery

557
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: shopper who was accused of rubbing produce on his buttocks

558
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,439
Speaker 1: and then putting it back on the show. It's all

559
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 1: in a day's work for the manager at the Kroger's

560
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: and Timber Box, Florida, Mr Tim Kreischer. I promise you

561
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: what that camera angle that shows that it's just it's

562
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:32,800
Speaker 1: it's trick photography, basically trick photography. I mean, why would

563
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 1: I put frozen peace on my buttocks? I don't got

564
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: another angle if you want to look at shea. We

565
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: got some good technology at kroger Here we go. Come on.

566
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,439
Speaker 1: I mean, that's clearly you rubbing it around the whole.

567
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: You know, listen, there's nothing illegal about it. There's plastic

568
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: around the frozen piece, and I've got heaven snow plastic

569
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,919
Speaker 1: around the frozen pieces, plastic in the bag. Yeah, that's

570
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. I'm not opening I'm not putting the

571
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: piece in my buttocks. Can you play the video where

572
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:03,439
Speaker 1: he puts a pieces? Play the video let me kiss

573
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 1: and go wrong? Okay, Well that one, I mean, that's

574
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,439
Speaker 1: just all loose cucumbers, and that's some tomatoes. Here's the one.

575
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: Here's the real incriminating one. Well, I mean yeah, but

576
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: i mean I'm sure if you follow that tape and

577
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: watch me to the REGI I purchased those pieas. I

578
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: can do whatever I want with those ones. You've purchased

579
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 1: one bag of peas that was unopened. The open bag

580
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: of peas you sealed what looks like Scott's tape and

581
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,439
Speaker 1: your own spit. Oh, I guess, I guess I must

582
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: have mistakenly swapped him. I thought that I was I

583
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: thought that. I mean, I thought I was buying the

584
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 1: ones that I opened. How about I'll pay for the

585
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: I'll pay the dollar seventy high for those piece. You

586
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: will pay that I'm gonna have to. You're kicked off

587
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: the property. We here would love to make you a

588
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: general manager. Hell, we'd love to make you a regional manager,

589
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 1: but we can't move forward when you keep having customers

590
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 1: rubbing products on there. I'm gonna say it. Don't say it,

591
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: don't do on private privates. Thank you, Thank you. What

592
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: I got to say. The board is waiting. The board's

593
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 1: very angry. But also also we can work with you again.

594
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 1: We like a lot of the things you doing. You

595
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 1: do great, and a lot of other other other other aspects.

596
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 1: The timber Box locations one of our favorites in the

597
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: state of Florida. It's almost a flagship store. You're an

598
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: artist flagship. We'd like it to be the flagship. What

599
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 1: are you gonna say, the kroger produce. It's just it's

600
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: just asking for people to put it here. I don't

601
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: even know what that means. It's not gonna fly. Do

602
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: you do you want to work on a goddamn out

603
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: all these no? Huh? Do you look at me? Do

604
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: not throw all these under the bus. They're German, I'm not.

605
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: I'm only doing Americans, are they? Though? I think they

606
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: want to be German. I think they were one. I

607
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: don't think Germany. The point is, if you're not a

608
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 1: kroger Man, then you're not a god damn kroger Man.

609
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: I am a kroger Man. One of the first seven

610
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: rules of band of kroger Man. Number one, always be

611
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 1: dressed for the job. Number to show up on time

612
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: and show up with a smile. Number three, where your shoes,

613
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 1: no hats. Number four. If you don't have change, don't worry.

614
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 1: The box does. Boom Number five Everyone on shift is

615
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: the same. Boom. Number six. If you ever come in late,

616
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,760
Speaker 1: just don't show up at all. And number seven breathe

617
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 1: slow down, then get back in that store and fix

618
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: this goddamn problem. Stepped outside just for a second, if

619
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: you wouldn't mind, We're going to confers. I was going

620
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: to have a smoke break. But should I stay inside?

621
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: Are you guys going? Who's invited? You? Do you want

622
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 1: me to stay? Or I'll stay? Yeah? You stay and

623
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: I'll stay with him? Should I? Should I leave? Sema,

624
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: you can smoke in the office. Why don't you just

625
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 1: wait outside here to do this? We'll have you right

626
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: back in, So I would just wait here? Well, I

627
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: mean outside, I mean it's smoking. Does look cool inside?

628
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 1: People never do it anymore? Watch a French in hill

629
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: some of Let me get a hit off the whoa whoa.

630
00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: Look at this guy. Good, looks cool, looks really cool. Alright, alright,

631
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: what are we gonna do to blow a smoke ring?

632
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 1: But now I've gotta be honest. He knew all seven

633
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: points like that. He seemed to have memorized the first seven.

634
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 1: I was going to say the first twelve. Should we

635
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: hit him for more? I'm sure he knows him. I

636
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys noticed. Yeah, but there are

637
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,280
Speaker 1: tattoos showing beyond his neck and maybe it's the angle.

638
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,399
Speaker 1: Baby we are not allowed to care. Yeah, she's got

639
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: a point. We're not allowed to not allowed to care

640
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 1: about tattoos. No, not in this day and a look,

641
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 1: Mr Kreisher is a good captain of a ship. The

642
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,800
Speaker 1: problem is there is one tiny pinhole in that ship

643
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: that will eventually sink this shift. What do you see

644
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: as the pinhole? You guys? Nicotine is so good, it's underrated.

645
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 1: Do we sell this as a drug? I got it?

646
00:38:55,880 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 1: What do you got, Steve? We do a big thing,

647
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: a Saturday thing Saturday, Saturday afternoon when the families are out.

648
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: Mr Kraisher rub the products on his butt. I don't

649
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,839
Speaker 1: know fall and he says he you know, he said

650
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: something to the effect of, uh, I stoop as low

651
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: as our lowest customer, and and something to that, you know,

652
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: are relatable. I think that's very bad. That question. One

653
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 1: of the things that got you in the room. Steve

654
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: is remaining outside the box today. Maybe we bring you

655
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: back in a little into the box. Maybe he should

656
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: wait outside for a moment while we talk and I

657
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: can keep smoking. Did he not leave? No? No, you

658
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: this is embarrassing. Just for a moment. It will be

659
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: probably a very short conversation. Hey, gang, I've got an idea, Steve,

660
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 1: are you enter you out make a decision? Standing in

661
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:57,439
Speaker 1: the doorway is unattractive. Alright, I'll leave then, so much

662
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: get another head. Sure I got enough for everyone if

663
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: we can do this. We're doing what I think I mean.

664
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: Forgive me if I'm wrong. We should fire him. And

665
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: it's rubbing the produce on his I just thought it

666
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 1: was a customer. It's a customer. It's just it's just

667
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: a customer. I thought it was an employee. Now I

668
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: understand why we're the way. I understand my way we're doing.

669
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: So the question was how much was our manager going

670
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 1: to responsible involved should be help? Well, I sure as

671
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: hell don't think he should start rubbing things on his body.

672
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 1: That I remember that I stand up for Steven. Just

673
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: remind you one of the reasons we like him is

674
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: that he thinks that he missed fired on this one. Sure,

675
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 1: thanks for waiting for us. So we just, uh, you know,

676
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,280
Speaker 1: we had a conversation about you and we're gonna go ahead.

677
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: Are you crying? Yeah, we're going to keep you on.

678
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: But this Saturday, you need to do a big thing

679
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: for us. You need to rub peace Steve, what's going on?

680
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: What's going on? What's going on? What's tone? What is happening?

681
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: I had to rub you can't smoke it can in

682
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: the hallway, Barry said, I could? Berry? Is that true?

683
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: Berry said, I can smoke anywhere I was. I was

684
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: just telling him that we were having a conversation and

685
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: we're waiting for some answers. Uh, Krisher, you come back

686
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: in the office. Okay too? Do you want Steven there? Barry?

687
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick vote. Can it be a silent vote?

688
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 1: Can they close their eyes? I don't want them to

689
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 1: see my vote? Fingers? Does Krisher vote? Can vote? Can vote?

690
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: But Barry, you're the only one that gets to keep

691
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 1: your eyes open. Okay, and you remember this is for

692
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: your to spare your feelings, So do close, rise and

693
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: don't be one finger yes, he stays two fingers. No,

694
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: I'm sure we're all going to vote for him. Three No,

695
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: didn't go well, Steve, I'll be in my car, you

696
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 1: know what. Let's hold off on you getting to the car,

697
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: which is a company car. Oh yeah, if we can

698
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 1: hold you as far as for now this, I own

699
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 1: this tie. Why are you pulling out my tie? I

700
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: remember buying you that type here for me. Oh look

701
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: watch we cut to the Kroger's back in timber Box, Florida.

702
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: How did it go? It went well? Yeah, I went

703
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: really well. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Um, I had some

704
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: of these peas. I'm sorry to interrupt, but I had

705
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 1: some of these peas. And I have pink I in

706
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: my throat. Okay, so maybe there's something going on here

707
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,879
Speaker 1: as it's been passed around, but my throat has got

708
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,919
Speaker 1: pink it. So tell that to my kids and me. Okay, dude,

709
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,399
Speaker 1: I talk to Could you fill out of form? Oh yeah,

710
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: let me feel out of form. I hope I don't

711
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,439
Speaker 1: die while I'm feeling out that form. You said, pink

712
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 1: guy in your throat? In my throat? Oh my? Can

713
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: I talk to someone who understands English? Hold on a sec.

714
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: You don't deal with this. Yes, I'm I'm the staff

715
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 1: doctor here. Um, you said something about pink on your throat.

716
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: I have pink I in my throat. My kids do too.

717
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 1: I think I have that too. Okay, we've not met,

718
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: but no we have not seriously, and I think I

719
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 1: got right pink on my front. Now I'm gonna throw

720
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 1: some doctor jarnkon a't your really quick so I know

721
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 1: it me. I'm not trying to condescend, but I can

722
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: hold mom, hello, nice, open your mouth and say, ah,

723
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: I see what you're talking about. When you get pink

724
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: eye in your throat, that's what we call strep throat. Son,

725
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: I don't have any of that. It's that's exactly what

726
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: it is. I think I have pink eye on my thar.

727
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. I think I know what it is.

728
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 1: I'm a doctor. It looks like there's no way where

729
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: a hell. I just jumped into a fiery pit for

730
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: the second time in my life and I ended up.

731
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: Where is this? What it looks like a goddamn grocery store?

732
00:43:53,760 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 1: Christian Bachan? Is this you are obviously all demons not damn?

733
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: Could you just say one time, I'm Batman. I know

734
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,439
Speaker 1: I'm just character right now, I'm playing a different role.

735
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: All right, I'm Batman. Good, but I gotta tell you

736
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: I feel like this sale so good? Can you say that?

737
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: Can you say this? You say I'm Batman, but I'm

738
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: at Max, say that I'm Batman by Max. All I'm Batman,

739
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: but I'm mad Max. Stop with that. I need to know.

740
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: I jumped into this, into this fiery PITP. What's that name?

741
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 1: What's the name of your movie? When you go around

742
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 1: and you got closers coffee does say that? It's coffee closures,

743
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 1: say that coffee for closings. I'm Batman, I'm Max coffees

744
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: for closing. O. What's that movie Portman? Do you all

745
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: know what's that movie? When? What's that movie? You got

746
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 1: with that movie? What's that there? You going there? I

747
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 1: don't think I'll have a big think, sister. I heard

748
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,399
Speaker 1: timber box called a lot of things, but hell, ain't

749
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,839
Speaker 1: I just I just what's landa here? What's the name

750
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 1: that mood? To find? And then you run one hill?

751
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: What comes out? And said? And then you look at

752
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: and you go, I'm not gonna eat all that? And

753
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 1: then this is not a n Can you say you're

754
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: closing and that's not not Yeah, I mean, I'm Batman,

755
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm Max. Copies are closert that's not a nice No.

756
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to be not the one to inform

757
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:36,240
Speaker 1: me all, but y'all, hell, what's I never did nothing

758
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: to go to hell? I was like, I'm just throwing

759
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 1: timber bo Yeah, you're just a box man. What's the

760
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: name that used to it? Never is like bread Ny

761
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: Spears by Spears, Brittany ever, I've heard al and everybody

762
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: like everybody every day, angel in the dummy, Mr Mr Baile?

763
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:02,760
Speaker 1: Follow me quick? Thank god? Are we? What is alright?

764
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: Getting this man's restroom? Close the door? Okay? This is

765
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: a special place in hell. Okay, this isn't a place

766
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 1: for someone like you. What are you doing here? I'm

767
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: a handsome, I'm talented, you're all of those things. Must

768
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 1: have done something wrong, you know. I think you jumped

769
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: into a pit of hell. You just got confusing. Well,

770
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: I jumped in because I'm having problems at home. Oh

771
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 1: my god. Here, step into this stall. I'm already in

772
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 1: another stall. Step into this one. I'm going to go

773
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 1: into the next stalk. Hold my hand under here as

774
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 1: a hard angle. It is never my handholding is not important.

775
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: That's pretty much. I mean, that's what I said. You

776
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 1: just do it, Just do it, figure pay money anymore?

777
00:46:47,680 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: Is something funny in here? If it's a fast but

778
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: these stories, yeah, just tell me how to get out

779
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: of here. You're gonna have to break what You're going

780
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,919
Speaker 1: to have to pray never Okay, well then we're both dead.

781
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 1: You're telling me. If I pray, we both get out

782
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: of here. Yeah, and I go back home to my wife.

783
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: Sounds like somebody's thinking about brain. If I pray, what

784
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 1: happens to this whole place? It disappears. I don't know

785
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: if I could do that, even though it's how these

786
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: people seem to like it. It's just the door we

787
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 1: should do. What was that movie where I get the

788
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: movie that? What can I say? Any kind of prayer,

789
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 1: any kind of dear God? Coffees you exist. I'm sorry

790
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: for all the thing. Baby, welcome home? M hm, smells good.

791
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 1: Have you been crying? Yeah? Baby, let me get this door?

792
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 1: Jack a tree. Oh, it's Halloween. It's Halloween. Trick chee?

793
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 1: I forgot all about the baby. Do we have any candy?

794
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: You have some bread? Is bread fun for you? Chicken? Chee? Trick?

795
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: Do a trick? We pick trick? Okay? Um? Oh, look

796
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: I can make my feet good jo man, good job

797
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:26,399
Speaker 1: shutting the door there, Baby, I miss you. I wasn't

798
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: at work today, I wasn't on set. Where did you go?

799
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: I was? I was walking back to my trailer after

800
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 1: a really incredible take. I just did one take, and

801
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 1: I thought, give me one second. Hi, my son just

802
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: came over here and you asked him to do a

803
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 1: trick for trick. No, that's not how it is how

804
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: it works, trick. No, you give us a trick, you

805
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: lend me to give you a trick my son. Don't

806
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 1: look around. You want a trick, well, I want my son. Wait,

807
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: let me look up your nose, a baby. And as

808
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: I was walking back to my trailer, I got upset

809
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 1: and I saw a pit on fire. One second yeah,

810
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 1: oh chicken tree? Okay, great? And I jumped into this

811
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 1: pit because I was tired of my lafe and I was, frankly,

812
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 1: I was tired of us. I was, I was what was?

813
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: Would you jumped into a pit because you're tired of me?

814
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 1: Not of you, of us, of us? Baby? But I'm back.

815
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: I'm back. I went to this place, so I'm better

816
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 1: than hell. You get that door, I'll get that door. Okay, yes, yes,

817
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:55,919
Speaker 1: you got a Kenny? No, okay, what do you want, Kelly? No? God?

818
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: Do you like bread or cans? Window? Yes? I need

819
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: candy center pitches. Wait a second, candy, Wait a second,

820
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 1: it's not Halloween. It's there is no time. Wait, maybe

821
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: this is another circle of hell. Babe, are you real?

822
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: Baby baby? Oh? Another episode of alchemy that has come

823
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: to a beautiful close from the Gatesville. I want to

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Speaker 1: thank all of our alchemist around the table let start

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Speaker 1: with Mr James Tenney. James, thank you so much. Tell

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Speaker 1: the folks a little something about yourself or some how

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Speaker 1: they might find you elsewhere. Well, I've been doing a

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Speaker 1: lot of video games, thanks, sorry, just failing the moment

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Speaker 1: video games, yeah, and game front you can probably find that,

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Speaker 1: and doing a lot of streaming of that. Yeah, right on,

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Speaker 1: fantastic venete, thanks for letting us tear you away from Dynasty.

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Speaker 1: Typewriter one year. One year is coming right out? When

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Speaker 1: is the celebra? The new season starts in a week

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Speaker 1: and I guess the official year. We've been opened open

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Speaker 1: for shows an until January. But this is a year

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Speaker 1: from when we launched our kickstarting. Congratulations, crazy time. So

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Speaker 1: come to dynsty type checkout DNA is the type rut

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Speaker 1: on Instagram. But that's what I'm doing most of the time. Please, yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Uh, let's go with career. Start around the table,

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Speaker 1: great fan check me out a West Side comedy theater.

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Speaker 1: Is there another way we can say that? Uh No,

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Speaker 1: I really cannot, I really cannot. I'm on I'm on

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Speaker 1: social media. Yeah, but I'm not going to tell you

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Speaker 1: what you gotta find me comedy comedy Chris Alvarado um

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Speaker 1: the West Side Comedy Theater, which I love and I

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Speaker 1: get to perform there with a lot of people, have fun.

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Speaker 1: And you always come to shows. I do come do

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Speaker 1: a lot of shows. You guys had the punch cards, right,

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Speaker 1: we had the punch cards. You're gonna get us stop

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Speaker 1: one of these days. And I mean, if you want

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Speaker 1: to see me post once every seventy two days two

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Speaker 1: and a half months, usually a show promo. Check out

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Speaker 1: at Chris Alvarado on all social media platforms. Guys, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna have a good time. I like that very much. Hey,

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Speaker 1: if you want to reach out and give us some

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Speaker 1: suggestions for future shows, right to us at your name

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Speaker 1: here at alchemy this dot com. That's your name here

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Speaker 1: at alchemy this dot com. Please feel free to join

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Speaker 1: on Instagram and Twitter alchemy this and let us know

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Speaker 1: what your thoughts are and how we can make your

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Speaker 1: life just a little bit better by being more insane

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Speaker 1: than everyone else. You know, right, that's a good goal.

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Speaker 1: We missed Craig Kakowski terribly today he'll be joining us

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Speaker 1: a SAP allegedly gainfully employed whatever. Uh Doug Bam in

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Speaker 1: the booth, let's talk. Get a big shout out to

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Speaker 1: Doug Baby on sound effects. Britto. We missed Britto so

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Speaker 1: very very much. He's in New York. He's uh New

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Speaker 1: York Way And um oh, we can't forget Sophie Lichtman.

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Speaker 1: I believe that's how you say it, scientifically and literally. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: genus and species. There you go. And if anybody wants

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Speaker 1: to start the Instagram account, Um, I'm Batman, I'm mad.

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Speaker 1: Max Coffee is for closers. That's not a knife. I

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Speaker 1: would love to see an opportunity or a meme. Make

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Speaker 1: it happen and we'll make a T shirt. Until next time, Alchemy.

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