WEBVTT - RE- RELEASE: Eat Pray Hoe

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<v Speaker 1>Forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, guys, so good to be here. You know on time?

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<v Speaker 1>What time did you arrive? Friend? At twelve twenty? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>And Andrew, you arrived exact?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my, oh god, eleven for I arrived at twelve

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<v Speaker 3>fifty now twelve now, So my apologies friend, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>And oh I was awake early today because I hadn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I was awake early. I don't have an excuse. I

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<v Speaker 3>do not have one.

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<v Speaker 1>He was awake early.

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<v Speaker 3>I was got up early this morning. What time did

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<v Speaker 3>you get up? I got up at eight something?

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<v Speaker 1>Why so early, Marie?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, since I had an interesting evening and I had

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<v Speaker 3>to wake up early to reflect my soul.

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<v Speaker 1>What my soul was like? No, niggas, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I no, you don't deserve all this rest. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>even wow. I well, we'll get into it.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, Mari's late, and we text her like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>where are you?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't get text from you guys saying where

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<v Speaker 1>are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Not?

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you?

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<v Speaker 3>But no, I hit you guys twelve twenty something and

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<v Speaker 3>said I'll be there in ten to fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, she Oh Marie, tell them what you told

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<v Speaker 1>me to do? Well?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean you were like, Wow, can't believe like you

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<v Speaker 3>sent me a very mean emoji, and I was like, sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>record some ads or something, so the studio time is

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<v Speaker 3>not going to waste, you know, right we in here.

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<v Speaker 3>I had already did that. I was on I was listen.

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<v Speaker 3>I was vacationing out of the country. Didn't know when

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<v Speaker 3>the ads got recorded.

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<v Speaker 2>So oh well, I mean, if you listen to our episodes,

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<v Speaker 2>you know that they've been recorded. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>you're saying, friend, h exactly, I have no idea what

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<v Speaker 2>you're saying to me right now coming you're coming in hot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's too hot outside for all this heat in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyways, Marie's back. We're so happy. We're so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds so stoked.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, we're so excited to hear all of everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, the e prey ho. But wait before you get

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<v Speaker 1>into that, what happened last night?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, sis, you're speaking of v prey ho. I said,

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<v Speaker 3>let me go get some dick tonight. And that was

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<v Speaker 3>last night.

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<v Speaker 1>And I uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Matched with this dude earlier in the day and we

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<v Speaker 3>had been talking and I was like, is he cuted?

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<v Speaker 1>And I sent his photo to Carolina and she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>he's hot. Can I see him? How come do you?

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<v Speaker 1>Maria always messages everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Else, only message Carolina and Andre because they don't sex

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<v Speaker 3>or dick shame me.

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<v Speaker 2>You do that, you did, you'd be dick shaming. You'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like, you'd be like him. That person ain't no

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<v Speaker 2>black people.

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<v Speaker 3>So anyway, Carolina and Andre are my two messiest because

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<v Speaker 3>they have no.

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<v Speaker 1>Stand They won't shame me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they don't shame her because they will literally fuck

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<v Speaker 2>a wall so she feels safe.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not about well me banging a wall doesn't make

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<v Speaker 3>me feel safe. Sis that unless there's a chair there. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>Look listen, So I matched with this dude and I

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<v Speaker 3>got real high last night and it was really late

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<v Speaker 3>in It was like eleven o'clock and we had been

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<v Speaker 3>talking back and forth and he was like he was like, so,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess you're not coming and I was like, uh.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, or do you need me to come

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<v Speaker 1>get you? And I was like, oh, it's a left driver.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, ah. If he hadn't, if he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't come pick me up, I would not have gone wait,

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<v Speaker 1>can I see a picture? How abut I tell you who?

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<v Speaker 1>I play him?

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<v Speaker 4>In the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Oh my god, he's missing his eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>You're playing in a movie, Mario, Will you say it's

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<v Speaker 3>just a friend like bigger, but like bigger, like buff,

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<v Speaker 3>like buff, but like when he took his shirt off,

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't buff.

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<v Speaker 2>Like all you do is shoulders, like you don't do nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't do nothing else.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, all right, So this, so he came

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<v Speaker 1>to pick me up.

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<v Speaker 2>So this pillowcase looking uber driver came and picked you up.

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<v Speaker 1>Pillowcase braid my hair, came and picked me up. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I made him wait for ten minutes outside.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>And then when I got down, I was like, what

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<v Speaker 3>kind of car you drive? He was like a Mustang

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, oh so.

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<v Speaker 1>He forty five?

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<v Speaker 3>The dudes no his Okay, so his profile says twenty seven, right,

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<v Speaker 3>m hm.

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<v Speaker 1>So I get in the car and I'm and it's

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<v Speaker 1>weird already. It's weird. I should not have gone right.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know this man.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to do vacation eat prey host stuff in

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<v Speaker 3>my neighborhood and that doesn't stupid, doesn't make sense. But

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<v Speaker 3>if we fucking love for the pod, I mean for

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<v Speaker 3>the podcast, yes, but for my g So I'm in

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<v Speaker 3>his car and it's like awkward silence, you know. So

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, ah, well.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>He was like, I'm a junior architect and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>what does that mean? He was like, do you know

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<v Speaker 3>what an architect is?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like yeah. He was like, I'm the junior

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<v Speaker 1>that and I was like, so what do you do?

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<v Speaker 2>He was definitely lying because he could not tell me

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<v Speaker 2>what an architect did.

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<v Speaker 1>How come you're nation all this ship up top sis On.

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<v Speaker 2>His profile he says junior architect twenty seven. So in

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<v Speaker 2>the car, I'm like, well, what do you do? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>You just wait look hard to verify.

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<v Speaker 3>Less insists everything that I did last night was foolish

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<v Speaker 3>and I should not be here right now, right right.

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<v Speaker 3>So we get to his house. He lives alone. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a studios, like a uh don't let yeah, okay, like

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<v Speaker 3>fifteen minutes from my house, so too close, it's too

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<v Speaker 3>close to me. We get there, I'm like, what is

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<v Speaker 3>this like a weird like halfway house?

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<v Speaker 1>Think it was weird? Everything?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, everything was just awkward. I think he was no

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<v Speaker 3>shade to the people who are, but I think he

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<v Speaker 3>was a little bit on the spectrum because he was

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<v Speaker 3>very awkward and very like, couldn't make eye contact.

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<v Speaker 1>He also needed glasses. He was very blind.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but them autistic got the strength Dick aut Dick

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<v Speaker 2>is strong autistic.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, let me talk about his autistic. TWA's not good.

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<v Speaker 3>We never kissed. We never kissed, oh my, which is strange.

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<v Speaker 3>I was there for like fifteen minutes and then I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, I got to go home because he was

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<v Speaker 3>like so he's like, we're hooking up.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit and he's like, let me see your tongue.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, sir, I didn't come here to

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<v Speaker 3>suck your duke, so that's not gonna happen. And he

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<v Speaker 3>was like what. And I was like, here's a better idea.

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<v Speaker 3>How about I sit on your face? And he was like,

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<v Speaker 3>how is that the same thing?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh my god, he's really he

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<v Speaker 2>really is twenty seven, he might be twenty two.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you know what, my stomach hurts. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go. He was like, what you feel like you need?

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, no, this was me. It was.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I'm not gonna come tonight, so I

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<v Speaker 3>gotta go right If I'm not gonna come, I'm gonna go.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was like, uh what.

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<v Speaker 1>My stomach hurts. I don't feel good. He was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you think you need to throw up?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I think I need a pooh boo.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I went to order an uber but he

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<v Speaker 2>dropped me off at my house so door to do

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<v Speaker 2>a service. Wait, and then he's asking me all these

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<v Speaker 2>questions like I see you out of blue, check on

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<v Speaker 2>your on your Instagram?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, sir, you are asking these questions too

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<v Speaker 3>late to ask these before you were inside me.

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<v Speaker 1>So wait, So he was inside you and then you

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<v Speaker 1>were like, no, no, it wasn't It wasn't good.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I was like, I should not be here, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and this is not gonna end well for me.

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<v Speaker 1>One of us is gonna come and it's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be me. So I'm gonna leave immediately. When you said

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<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't be there, I was like, how did you

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<v Speaker 1>get it? Nobody's supposed to be anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>So I left.

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<v Speaker 1>He dropped me off and I'm like, is he a psycho?

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<v Speaker 3>Like you knows where I live? I deleted my tender

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<v Speaker 3>last night. That's what I did.

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<v Speaker 4>I chatter.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how bad it was tenderest for vacations only.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still on a hinge.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like back in New York. What I want

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<v Speaker 3>now is a summer fling, right, So I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>on hinges. We have conversations, then we go get a drink,

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<v Speaker 3>and then maybe we sleep together. But last night was

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<v Speaker 3>conversation car house, back in the car.

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<v Speaker 1>Home, So you're reckless, though.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I am reckless and I got home and

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<v Speaker 2>audience supervision. That's why you need to be messaging me, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>You messaged in Carolina, Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I have not spoken to Andre about this yet. So

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<v Speaker 3>Carolina was We were on the phone all day yesterday,

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<v Speaker 3>so she naturally is the person that I was talking

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<v Speaker 3>to about this. She was like, call me in the

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<v Speaker 3>morning when you get home after sex. I called her

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<v Speaker 3>literally an.

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<v Speaker 1>Hour after that, and she was like, uh, what happened? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, nothing good. I am supportive of

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<v Speaker 1>the hoeing. If you would have dropped a pin, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have been there. I would have been outside his house.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not the support I need. Friend. I don't need you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need to drop a pin in you to

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<v Speaker 3>be for you to be there when I come outside.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need you walk of shame, shaman.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't gonna shore. I'd be like ready to fight.

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<v Speaker 2>Read it's about to be girl frighten the city city.

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<v Speaker 2>He would literally blow on you and you would fall

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<v Speaker 2>down the seats.

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney.

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<v Speaker 3>You would shout you humpty dumpty. He would humpty dumpty

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<v Speaker 3>that ass.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have left eye his ship and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of match, okay, but light is.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to a little kim. He said, my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm anyway. So that was last night.

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<v Speaker 3>But all of the hoeing that I did internationally, I

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<v Speaker 3>think I was a little bit smarter.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter. You don't need to be smart. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just you need to make sure you're safe. Yeah, smartnes

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't have anything yesterday. No, smart and safe do go

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<v Speaker 2>hand in hand. If you're not smart, you're not safe

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<v Speaker 2>if you if you're smart, you might not fuck But

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<v Speaker 2>if you safe, you might fucking get out safely.

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<v Speaker 1>No, if you're smart, you wouldn't go in the first place.

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<v Speaker 1>I should.

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<v Speaker 3>I should have stayed my high ass in the house

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<v Speaker 3>and watched finished watching a fin line between Love and Hate,

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<v Speaker 3>because that's what I was gonna do.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was like, I knew you was about

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<v Speaker 2>to do something shady because I messed you.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what you're doing tonight? Silence. I was like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I started to text you back and I was on

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<v Speaker 2>FaceTime with Carolina, so I was like silence. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I know what that is. She about to go out

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<v Speaker 2>there and do her side gig.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this is my main gig. You know I'm unemployed.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my main gig.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, I tried to repeat something that worked for me

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<v Speaker 3>in Amsterdam and this was not that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, this wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the people have literally been on the edge

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<v Speaker 2>of the seats about what the fuck happened?

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<v Speaker 1>So tell everybody about the stories.

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<v Speaker 2>This is this story, this episode is it's all about

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<v Speaker 2>Marie re re re re forget about me, me me Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>If we just go back a couple.

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<v Speaker 3>Of weeks, there was an episode that was all about you,

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<v Speaker 3>and it was about you being arrested, and we sat

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<v Speaker 3>through that hilarious story of your struggle and it was

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<v Speaker 3>all about you.

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<v Speaker 1>You you you you.

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<v Speaker 2>Singing I'm here. I'm also I'm on the same key

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<v Speaker 2>as you. I want to hear everything same note, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I truly know nothing. Oh you know some I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that. When I went to London, I match

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<v Speaker 1>with this man.

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<v Speaker 2>Start exactly off where you started with the e Prey

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<v Speaker 2>host trip.

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<v Speaker 1>They want to know where you started. Okay, So I started.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought I was going to be in the same

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<v Speaker 3>part of France the whole three weeks, but after four

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<v Speaker 3>days I was like, I gotta.

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<v Speaker 1>Get the hell out of here. This place sucks. My

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<v Speaker 1>Sis got options. Okay, Sis went to Switzerland.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yum chocolate factory, cheese museum, doing all that cool

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<v Speaker 3>Swiss stuff. But that doesn't matter. I didn't bang nobody

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<v Speaker 3>in know those places. I get to London. I match

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<v Speaker 3>with this guy. He's like his profile said Fridays are

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<v Speaker 3>for shopping and eating, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, today's Friday. Yeah. So I matched with

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<v Speaker 1>him and he's like, what are you doing today?

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<v Speaker 3>I was like eating and shopping and he was like,

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<v Speaker 3>you look like you need some new agent provocateur.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, yes, I do. You're buying nine

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollar panties stupid. I was like, yes, I do,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely obviously.

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<v Speaker 3>So you were supposed to meet up and am I

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<v Speaker 3>telling the story, How I told you the story.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not telling the story. How you told me the story?

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<v Speaker 1>How I told you? Okay, great, got it.

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<v Speaker 3>So meet up with this guy and he's exactly what

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<v Speaker 3>you think he is. He's exactly what you think a

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<v Speaker 3>man who would offer to buy a stranger panties is.

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<v Speaker 3>He's white and short, and we go.

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<v Speaker 1>In and uh, it's kind.

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<v Speaker 3>Of awkward, but also like sis, you know, when when

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<v Speaker 3>in Rome or when in London. So I'm picking up

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<v Speaker 3>all the stuff that I think is attractive and everything

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<v Speaker 3>that I think is gonna make my butt look big,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>Sor do you need me to see? Do you need

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<v Speaker 1>to see me trying this stuff on? You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>got time.

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<v Speaker 3>I loationed my butt today, so you know, it's a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit of a fashion show for him.

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<v Speaker 1>We get to the register thousands upon thousands of dollars

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<v Speaker 1>and his card gets declined. Oh that was fun for me.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that the whole ruse there is his card

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<v Speaker 3>always gets the client and he just wants to see

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<v Speaker 3>people in lingerie for free.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so smart. He's brilliant, genius and I'm gonna do that,

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<v Speaker 2>are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>But not at agent provocateur udea do it at Claire's successorness.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be a rainbow. Rainbow got a lingerie section

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<v Speaker 1>into baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So then I matched with this black dude, beautiful, bearded,

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<v Speaker 3>his hair, he has all his hair like hot. He

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<v Speaker 3>tells me that I'm beautiful. I'm like, thank you, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>you're beautiful. Also, he asked me how long I'm in

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<v Speaker 3>London for. I'm like, oh, for two more days or

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<v Speaker 3>something stupid like that. He unmatched me. He unmatched me,

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<v Speaker 3>so that I matched with this German dude who's like

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<v Speaker 3>tall and looks like a model, right, he German. The

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<v Speaker 3>date was boring, but we go to this bar to

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<v Speaker 3>get some drinks and this like hotel lobby and we

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<v Speaker 3>sit down and as soon as we sit down, the

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<v Speaker 3>bartender is the black dude who unmatched me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my fucking gosh looking sexies ever just so hot.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so beautiful, like beautiful, he had all his teeth

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<v Speaker 3>and everything. I was like, ah, but I already sat down,

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<v Speaker 3>and I can't. I mean, there's no way that I

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<v Speaker 3>in my mind that I can play off us moving Hey.

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<v Speaker 1>A guy that I don't really care about, a guy

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<v Speaker 1>that I do, like, is here can we leave? I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say that.

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<v Speaker 3>Instead, I sat there in this bartender's line of sight

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<v Speaker 3>and laughed really hard all night.

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<v Speaker 5>Just ha.

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<v Speaker 1>Funniest job I've ever heard, screaming.

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<v Speaker 3>So finally, this white dude goes away to go to

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<v Speaker 3>the bathroom and I'm like, well, I'm pop up and

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<v Speaker 3>talk to my friend. So I jump up and I

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<v Speaker 3>go to the bar and I'm like, hey, can I

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<v Speaker 3>have my tabs? W I can close out? And he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>what's next after this?

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<v Speaker 1>What are your plans? I'm like, what are my plans?

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<v Speaker 3>And I start to say to him, you look really familiar.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's because you unmatched me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>And right when I start to say that, the white

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<v Speaker 3>dude comes back upstairs and he's like what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, ah, freaking hey, white dude.

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<v Speaker 3>So I let him walk me back to my hotel

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, I was gonna double back and

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<v Speaker 3>go see that bartender.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, well, what if it wasn't him?

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<v Speaker 1>It was definitely it was him. Yeah, Marie, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>How did you drop the ball on that Cabby? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so dumb. You could have made a three pointer right there.

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<v Speaker 1>But he matched me and I was so upset about him.

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<v Speaker 1>It was him playing hard to get bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he he wants like a wife. He's he's trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get his inderes elbow on.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants a wife.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, So I ended up having sex with somebody else

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<v Speaker 3>and it was the worst sex in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, please explain. It was this little Italian man and

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<v Speaker 1>I know, and I know I did it wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, I'm in London. I should have banged a dude

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<v Speaker 3>from the UK. I banged an Italian that don't speak

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<v Speaker 3>no English. His name was just seppy. His hair was

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<v Speaker 3>too long for him to be like laying on top

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<v Speaker 3>of me. It was the worst sex I've ever had

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<v Speaker 3>in my life. Literally, while it was happening, I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>is he inside me?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like this, this ain't sex. This is wrong right,

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<v Speaker 2>And his body was squishy.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like.

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<v Speaker 3>He had no idea what he was doing. I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 3>sure he was a virgin. He was twenty six years old.

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<v Speaker 3>He must have been a virgin. There's no way you're

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<v Speaker 3>that bad at sex, because he tricked me right, Like

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<v Speaker 3>the kisses were like good.

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<v Speaker 1>You were like, oh, Okay, wow, he might he might

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<v Speaker 1>go know what he's doing right.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>Because Italians are good at flirting. What does top lip

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<v Speaker 1>look like? Though?

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<v Speaker 3>What does top lip look like? I don't remember, sis,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't remember, but he looked like do y'all remember

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<v Speaker 3>the Tarzan cartoon. He looked like that, like if Tarzan,

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<v Speaker 3>that's who? Yes, But I didn't say that the guy

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<v Speaker 3>was ugly. I said the dick was ugly, like the

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<v Speaker 3>sex was bad, That's.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm saying. But he was short. He was maybe

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<v Speaker 1>like five six, five seven, five to seven. If you

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<v Speaker 1>guys can't hear Andrew, he said, that's tragic.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, I think all men are short though, so he

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<v Speaker 3>might have been five nine, but I'm saying he wasn't tall.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>He spoke no English and just kept saying I love you,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, you have.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to go, so after it's over, after you

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<v Speaker 1>even give you that.

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<v Speaker 3>Since in my hotel room, I was like I should

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<v Speaker 3>get out of here, like I gotta go, Like that's how.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad it was.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like I should leave, And the next day

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<v Speaker 3>I left. So what kept happening is I would have

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<v Speaker 3>sex with these people and then fly out the.

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<v Speaker 1>Day after because I was like, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>see this. You're so brilliant again.

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<v Speaker 3>So after London, I went to Amsterdam, had the best

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<v Speaker 3>sex of my life there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, finally something we could get into talk about that fabulous.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So it was the same thing. Right, I'm on tinder,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm leaving the next day. I'm like, I gotta get

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<v Speaker 3>some amster dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>So I had went out on a day okay. So

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<v Speaker 3>I was standing on the canal looking at the dirty

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<v Speaker 3>ass water. I heard a voice behind me go, It's beautiful,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't it. I was like, this is about to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Some maid in Manhattan type bs. I turn around.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a white man who's way too confident to be

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<v Speaker 3>talking to me, like, way too cocky to be like

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<v Speaker 3>that comfortable talking to me. And I'm like, yeah, it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>And he asked sick me to dinner. I let him,

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<v Speaker 3>and then he's boring, so I let him pay, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like I'm going home right to jump on tender.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>I let him feed me, and then I was going

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<v Speaker 3>home smart right, genius. So he's like, oh, I'll walk you,

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<v Speaker 3>it's no problem, and I'm like, all right, I'm leaving

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<v Speaker 3>him at the door.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, right.

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<v Speaker 3>So we get to my house and I'm like, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>thanks for walking me. He's like, you're not gonna invite

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<v Speaker 3>me in. I was like, absolutely not, and I left

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<v Speaker 3>him on the sidewalk right beautiful. He was like, I'll

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<v Speaker 3>call you tomorrow. I was like, no, no, we're not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna speak.

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<v Speaker 1>My phone is gonna be cut us. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>any data for the rest of my trip.

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<v Speaker 3>So I jump on tender and I mated with this

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<v Speaker 3>dude who's very attractive, like a sexy movie star type.

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<v Speaker 1>Man. Right, you have a picture? No, so I very

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<v Speaker 1>I deleted Tender.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So I met with this guy. We're talking. I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>what you know? You close right because I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 1>have to get this done before I leave.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh, before you come over here, I need

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<v Speaker 2>to tell you that I used to be a professional

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<v Speaker 2>skateboarder or something stupid like that.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, and I broke my back.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, I could still walk in stuff, but you

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<v Speaker 3>know i'd be tired, so i'd be in a wheelchair.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, ah, this crippledigga hit you with the

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<v Speaker 3>best dick in your life. But no, no, no, that's said.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, I'm not coming. He was like what, He's like,

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<v Speaker 3>everything still works. I was like, I don't care. He

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<v Speaker 3>was like, I prove it. I said, you don't have

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<v Speaker 3>anything to prove to me. I've had bad sex with

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<v Speaker 3>people with good backs.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not about to have you tell me or try

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<v Speaker 2>to prove to me with your bad back that you

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<v Speaker 2>got good dick.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, it's it's you don't have to prove

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<v Speaker 1>any nothing. He's like, oh haha.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he's like, I feel like you're you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>miss out on something. I was like, I'm not coming

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<v Speaker 3>to your broken house. No, I'm not coming.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not coming.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not walking up the ramp to your house. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not in a wheelchair. He's in a wheelchair. So I'm

0:19:54.920 --> 0:19:57.639
<v Speaker 2>acted with this other dude. Okay, that dude unmatching me,

0:19:57.680 --> 0:19:59.480
<v Speaker 2>the one in the chair. You thought I got good

0:19:59.480 --> 0:20:01.320
<v Speaker 2>dick from a dude from Professor X.

0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:02.160
<v Speaker 1>That's what I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, this has been up and down, bitch. This has

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<v Speaker 2>been a roller coaster. I know.

0:20:07.080 --> 0:20:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to tell you the story. So I matched

0:20:09.200 --> 0:20:09.760
<v Speaker 1>with this guy.

0:20:10.200 --> 0:20:13.160
<v Speaker 3>He's the most Dutch looking person that you could probably

0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:16.040
<v Speaker 3>imagine in the world. His name has like mad consonants

0:20:16.080 --> 0:20:19.520
<v Speaker 3>in it and like a vowel. And he's like, was

0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:21.240
<v Speaker 3>it all sex, drugs and rock and roll.

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<v Speaker 1>For you this trip?

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<v Speaker 3>Or did you have time for some culture? And I

0:20:24.200 --> 0:20:26.280
<v Speaker 3>was like, I got some culture, I did some drugs,

0:20:26.520 --> 0:20:28.880
<v Speaker 3>haven't done any sex stuff yet. And he was like, well,

0:20:28.880 --> 0:20:30.760
<v Speaker 3>what are you waiting for. I was like, you to

0:20:30.840 --> 0:20:32.680
<v Speaker 3>send me your address and he was like.

0:20:35.560 --> 0:20:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Right, Marie, when did you become I said.

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<v Speaker 3>That, and I dropped my phone and was like, I

0:20:42.320 --> 0:20:44.720
<v Speaker 3>like left it. I typed it because I was like,

0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:47.040
<v Speaker 3>that's what I As soon as he said what are

0:20:47.080 --> 0:20:47.640
<v Speaker 3>you waiting for?

0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:50.320
<v Speaker 1>I was like, aha, I got something for that ass.

0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:53.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, when did you become such a like

0:20:53.800 --> 0:20:55.880
<v Speaker 2>professional at this in Amsterdam?

0:20:55.920 --> 0:20:59.160
<v Speaker 3>So anyway, uh, He's like, if I send you my address,

0:20:59.280 --> 0:21:02.119
<v Speaker 3>you'll come to my I was like, yep, was he hot?

0:21:02.400 --> 0:21:06.160
<v Speaker 1>He was okay? And he was like, and you don't

0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:10.760
<v Speaker 1>have a picture of him, Sydney, I deleted tender. You

0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:11.800
<v Speaker 1>don't screenshot.

0:21:12.160 --> 0:21:14.159
<v Speaker 2>Nobody screenshots anymore.

0:21:13.760 --> 0:21:16.640
<v Speaker 1>I have a picture of this white man. I'm gonna

0:21:16.640 --> 0:21:18.399
<v Speaker 1>show it to you right now. Anyway.

0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:22.040
<v Speaker 2>So and and I wasn't gonna go.

0:21:22.320 --> 0:21:23.359
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I wasn't gonna go.

0:21:23.560 --> 0:21:26.720
<v Speaker 3>Andre was like he was like, yo, Dutch dudes got

0:21:26.720 --> 0:21:28.879
<v Speaker 3>the have the best sex game. And I was like,

0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:31.440
<v Speaker 3>shut up, Andre, like you a ho shut up? Yeah,

0:21:31.720 --> 0:21:35.560
<v Speaker 3>and He's like Andre's no. But Andre was like he

0:21:35.600 --> 0:21:36.000
<v Speaker 3>was like no.

0:21:36.040 --> 0:21:37.719
<v Speaker 2>He was like he's gonna have a big dick and

0:21:37.760 --> 0:21:39.960
<v Speaker 2>he's gonna have it's gonna be good sex.

0:21:40.000 --> 0:21:42.000
<v Speaker 3>I was like, all right, whatever, Andre, I I'm gonna go.

0:21:42.080 --> 0:21:43.560
<v Speaker 3>My flight was early in the morning, but I was like,

0:21:43.680 --> 0:21:46.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna make time. I get there and we.

0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Talk, we have some tea. He builds boats. That's some

0:21:52.080 --> 0:21:55.720
<v Speaker 1>real like Amsterdam job. He builds boats. The nurse. You

0:21:55.840 --> 0:21:59.399
<v Speaker 1>regular ass dusty American men. Y'all don't do ship, you

0:21:59.400 --> 0:22:00.000
<v Speaker 1>don't do anything.

0:22:00.080 --> 0:22:02.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't build boats, Like that's what fuck, that's why

0:22:02.600 --> 0:22:04.760
<v Speaker 2>sexy be bad with you. Yeah, y'all need to start

0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:07.639
<v Speaker 2>building some boats. Find a fucking hobby. Y'all need to

0:22:07.680 --> 0:22:11.400
<v Speaker 2>start building some mother effing boats. This is this is him,

0:22:11.440 --> 0:22:20.480
<v Speaker 2>so oh my god. Wow, right, very Dutch, very Dutch bitch.

0:22:20.480 --> 0:22:22.359
<v Speaker 2>You got a he got like two filters on it, buddy,

0:22:22.400 --> 0:22:22.879
<v Speaker 2>I could tell you.

0:22:23.560 --> 0:22:27.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, Andrew, that's what he looks like. I

0:22:27.280 --> 0:22:30.119
<v Speaker 3>mean he was a little redder than this, but that's what.

0:22:30.800 --> 0:22:31.359
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:22:31.640 --> 0:22:34.720
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, so we start making out. I'm like, this is weird.

0:22:34.760 --> 0:22:37.920
<v Speaker 3>I don't really know this man. But then he just

0:22:38.000 --> 0:22:38.840
<v Speaker 3>knew what he was doing.

0:22:38.840 --> 0:22:40.200
<v Speaker 4>Sis. It was very good.

0:22:40.200 --> 0:22:43.040
<v Speaker 3>Best sex I've ever had, was great in your entire life,

0:22:43.080 --> 0:22:46.480
<v Speaker 3>in my entire life. So halfway through the sex, right

0:22:46.840 --> 0:22:48.560
<v Speaker 3>or like kind of in the beginning of the sex,

0:22:48.800 --> 0:22:50.600
<v Speaker 3>I hear him sniffing behind me, and I'm like, what

0:22:50.720 --> 0:22:51.960
<v Speaker 3>you doing cocaine?

0:22:52.240 --> 0:22:54.280
<v Speaker 1>And I turned around and he's he's like, have you

0:22:54.320 --> 0:22:55.120
<v Speaker 1>heard of poppers?

0:22:55.320 --> 0:22:59.720
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I said, a straight white dude

0:22:59.800 --> 0:23:02.199
<v Speaker 2>in Amsterdam is not about to teach me about no

0:23:02.400 --> 0:23:03.400
<v Speaker 2>damn poppers.

0:23:04.119 --> 0:23:06.840
<v Speaker 1>I said, yeah, I know about poppers. Oh my gosh,

0:23:07.000 --> 0:23:09.400
<v Speaker 1>I do you want some? And I was like, yeah,

0:23:09.640 --> 0:23:10.199
<v Speaker 1>I do.

0:23:11.359 --> 0:23:14.880
<v Speaker 2>So we're doing these poppers, Sis, Magic Andrew.

0:23:15.600 --> 0:23:20.600
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy. It's crazy. Wait, okay, explain what poppers feel like.

0:23:21.040 --> 0:23:23.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I've never had poppers. I don't even know

0:23:23.280 --> 0:23:23.919
<v Speaker 1>how to explain it.

0:23:23.920 --> 0:23:24.320
<v Speaker 4>It felt.

0:23:24.400 --> 0:23:25.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it doesn't last that long.

0:23:27.600 --> 0:23:29.320
<v Speaker 3>It just but also it's like it's kind of like

0:23:29.359 --> 0:23:33.480
<v Speaker 3>a head high, like a head body so high.

0:23:33.560 --> 0:23:34.119
<v Speaker 1>It's cute.

0:23:34.160 --> 0:23:34.600
<v Speaker 4>Sis.

0:23:35.160 --> 0:23:38.159
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, so tell the people what you were telling me

0:23:38.200 --> 0:23:39.080
<v Speaker 2>on the phone.

0:23:39.680 --> 0:23:45.040
<v Speaker 1>Don't fucking hold back down, bitch, baby. So I was like, uh.

0:23:45.080 --> 0:23:47.439
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh my god, I feel like I

0:23:47.440 --> 0:23:49.200
<v Speaker 3>feel like you're gonna make me squirt.

0:23:49.359 --> 0:23:51.640
<v Speaker 1>And he was like, oh am.

0:23:51.480 --> 0:23:55.639
<v Speaker 3>I SIS destroyed the mattress. I think he had to

0:23:55.640 --> 0:23:58.320
<v Speaker 3>get a new mattress. Also, I think I ruined his TV.

0:23:58.960 --> 0:23:59.680
<v Speaker 1>It was going far.

0:24:03.760 --> 0:24:06.520
<v Speaker 2>You didn't tell me that the squirting, No, you told

0:24:06.520 --> 0:24:08.240
<v Speaker 2>me about, sir, But the TV.

0:24:08.600 --> 0:24:12.199
<v Speaker 3>Sis, it was awesome. After it's done, we're all tired.

0:24:12.240 --> 0:24:15.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm all discombobulated, right. I floated above my body and

0:24:15.119 --> 0:24:15.600
<v Speaker 3>I came.

0:24:15.520 --> 0:24:18.840
<v Speaker 1>Back and your hair survived all that, baby, I mean,

0:24:18.880 --> 0:24:20.760
<v Speaker 1>he wasn't doing it in my hair. Sis.

0:24:20.840 --> 0:24:23.520
<v Speaker 3>It was great though, Like he knew exactly what he

0:24:23.560 --> 0:24:27.160
<v Speaker 3>was doing. Every single thing that he did, he did

0:24:27.200 --> 0:24:28.919
<v Speaker 3>it with a purpose. And I was like, this is

0:24:28.920 --> 0:24:32.120
<v Speaker 3>what sex should be like with everybody.

0:24:31.480 --> 0:24:32.119
<v Speaker 1>All the time.

0:24:32.880 --> 0:24:36.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, well, what, like what is so great about?

0:24:36.600 --> 0:24:39.240
<v Speaker 3>Like how do you know anyway, did you do the.

0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:42.399
<v Speaker 1>Poppers before he busted open? Or like, uh?

0:24:42.520 --> 0:24:45.320
<v Speaker 3>Since it was like throughout it was like it was

0:24:45.359 --> 0:24:48.040
<v Speaker 3>like poppers, that poppers.

0:24:47.800 --> 0:24:50.680
<v Speaker 1>That poppers. So you guys did pops the whole time.

0:24:50.720 --> 0:24:56.280
<v Speaker 2>Squore popper, squirret poppers, your poppers, shout out to rush

0:24:56.920 --> 0:24:57.280
<v Speaker 2>oh my.

0:24:57.840 --> 0:25:00.600
<v Speaker 1>And then he was like, he was you can stay here.

0:25:00.600 --> 0:25:02.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kicking you out. Whatever. I was like, I

0:25:02.680 --> 0:25:04.040
<v Speaker 1>have a flight to catch in a couple hours. I

0:25:04.080 --> 0:25:08.560
<v Speaker 1>gotta go. So I left and he had it.

0:25:08.800 --> 0:25:10.080
<v Speaker 3>He was asking me what I did or whatever, and

0:25:10.080 --> 0:25:11.480
<v Speaker 3>I told him I was a comic, but I wouldn't

0:25:11.480 --> 0:25:13.879
<v Speaker 3>tell him my last name until after I left. So

0:25:13.920 --> 0:25:15.399
<v Speaker 3>he watched a bunch of my videos and he was like,

0:25:15.400 --> 0:25:17.679
<v Speaker 3>you're really funny, and that was really fun. So if

0:25:17.720 --> 0:25:20.480
<v Speaker 3>you're ever in Amsterdam again, holler at me. He didn't

0:25:20.480 --> 0:25:22.320
<v Speaker 3>say holler at me, but he gave me his phone

0:25:22.400 --> 0:25:24.040
<v Speaker 3>number and I sent him mine. I was like, if

0:25:24.080 --> 0:25:24.640
<v Speaker 3>you're ever in New.

0:25:24.640 --> 0:25:29.520
<v Speaker 1>York, girl, he'll be here next week. He'll be so yeah.

0:25:29.640 --> 0:25:30.760
<v Speaker 1>That was crazy.

0:25:30.800 --> 0:25:32.199
<v Speaker 3>So then I get on a plane I end up

0:25:32.200 --> 0:25:36.320
<v Speaker 3>in France. The sex in France twas not good. The

0:25:36.400 --> 0:25:41.800
<v Speaker 3>dude was hot, but he just couldn't get hard. No,

0:25:42.080 --> 0:25:43.480
<v Speaker 3>he like rolled his dick up and tried to like

0:25:43.520 --> 0:25:44.880
<v Speaker 3>throw it in me sock.

0:25:44.760 --> 0:25:46.760
<v Speaker 1>Out of here, and I was like, I have to go.

0:25:47.160 --> 0:25:50.400
<v Speaker 1>He gave you flasted dick. Also, it was ninety seven

0:25:50.400 --> 0:25:53.280
<v Speaker 1>degrees and there was no central air. Oh, which is rude.

0:25:53.359 --> 0:25:56.520
<v Speaker 2>But he very europe and he was very European wedding

0:25:56.680 --> 0:26:00.280
<v Speaker 2>on top of me. And I was like, nah, I

0:26:00.320 --> 0:26:03.240
<v Speaker 2>can't yuck, and he's like he was like, oho, I'm

0:26:03.240 --> 0:26:04.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna take a shower.

0:26:04.920 --> 0:26:06.680
<v Speaker 1>Took a shower and you were dashed.

0:26:07.119 --> 0:26:08.440
<v Speaker 3>No, it was in my it was in the house

0:26:08.480 --> 0:26:10.200
<v Speaker 3>that I was saying, So I had to stay due.

0:26:10.720 --> 0:26:12.679
<v Speaker 3>But he was but he was hot, you know. He

0:26:12.760 --> 0:26:17.800
<v Speaker 3>was a rugby player, uh like six ' three sexy, right, Like.

0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:19.679
<v Speaker 3>He came back to my house and he was on

0:26:19.720 --> 0:26:22.000
<v Speaker 3>my balcony. He's smoking a cigarette because everybody in Europe

0:26:22.040 --> 0:26:25.400
<v Speaker 3>smoked cigarettes. And there were these there were all these

0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:29.160
<v Speaker 3>like tourists below us that were like watching him. And

0:26:29.400 --> 0:26:31.600
<v Speaker 3>I got up and I was and I just stood

0:26:31.680 --> 0:26:33.680
<v Speaker 3>to look at them. And he was like, oh, you're

0:26:33.720 --> 0:26:36.160
<v Speaker 3>making them jealous, and I was like, good, they should

0:26:36.240 --> 0:26:36.840
<v Speaker 3>be jealous.

0:26:37.000 --> 0:26:38.040
<v Speaker 1>They're not pretty like me.

0:26:40.040 --> 0:26:42.680
<v Speaker 3>So that's what Europe was was was back and forth,

0:26:42.760 --> 0:26:45.119
<v Speaker 3>me feeling like the hottest person in the world, and

0:26:45.160 --> 0:26:46.639
<v Speaker 3>then thinking am I ugly?

0:26:46.840 --> 0:26:48.240
<v Speaker 1>Like that was what Europe was for me?

0:26:48.359 --> 0:26:48.560
<v Speaker 5>Wait?

0:26:48.640 --> 0:26:51.920
<v Speaker 3>Why it's like walking through the streets, like, look at

0:26:51.920 --> 0:26:55.480
<v Speaker 3>how amazing I look compared to everybody on this dirty

0:26:55.520 --> 0:26:56.000
<v Speaker 3>ass street?

0:26:56.080 --> 0:27:00.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? And then am I getting trash dick? You're right? Okay?

0:27:00.359 --> 0:27:00.600
<v Speaker 5>Luckily?

0:27:00.680 --> 0:27:01.760
<v Speaker 1>Is that why the dick is so bad?

0:27:01.840 --> 0:27:04.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, no, no, no, it's just they can't keep

0:27:04.240 --> 0:27:06.480
<v Speaker 2>up and they're probably like intimidated a little bit.

0:27:06.520 --> 0:27:09.680
<v Speaker 1>They couldn't be. They probably thought you were a mirage.

0:27:09.720 --> 0:27:14.000
<v Speaker 2>They're like, how is this stunning, wonderful person in my

0:27:14.160 --> 0:27:16.760
<v Speaker 2>house or next to me and about to let me

0:27:16.800 --> 0:27:17.720
<v Speaker 2>put my dick in her?

0:27:18.359 --> 0:27:19.200
<v Speaker 1>They were blown away.

0:27:19.640 --> 0:27:23.320
<v Speaker 3>I mean the two people who came to me for

0:27:23.760 --> 0:27:28.000
<v Speaker 3>sex sucked? Yeah right, how you Uber and some dick

0:27:28.040 --> 0:27:31.280
<v Speaker 3>to me? And it's like one star one star?

0:27:31.520 --> 0:27:35.760
<v Speaker 1>No? I only Uber won? Okay? So the the Italian

0:27:35.840 --> 0:27:40.479
<v Speaker 1>dude in London just walked. He didn't Uber, he was poor,

0:27:40.840 --> 0:27:43.200
<v Speaker 1>He just walked, yikes to the hotel. Well the girl,

0:27:43.240 --> 0:27:44.639
<v Speaker 1>now you know, I know how the dick was the

0:27:44.680 --> 0:27:46.360
<v Speaker 1>way it was if you walk into.

0:27:46.119 --> 0:27:51.520
<v Speaker 2>You walk this way, stop a way.

0:27:51.960 --> 0:27:54.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so that was giving a kid that was bad.

0:27:54.520 --> 0:27:57.679
<v Speaker 3>I ubered to the Dutch dick and that you know,

0:27:57.840 --> 0:27:59.560
<v Speaker 3>best six euros I have spent.

0:28:00.200 --> 0:28:00.520
<v Speaker 4>Uh.

0:28:00.560 --> 0:28:03.800
<v Speaker 1>And then the French dude had a scooter, so he

0:28:03.880 --> 0:28:06.240
<v Speaker 1>scooted to me zop.

0:28:05.840 --> 0:28:10.600
<v Speaker 3>Zoop, and then he tried to say that he loved

0:28:10.600 --> 0:28:12.600
<v Speaker 3>me too, and tried to invite himself to New York

0:28:12.640 --> 0:28:14.159
<v Speaker 3>and was like I could be there in August, and

0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:16.199
<v Speaker 3>I was like, no, he could be where in August?

0:28:17.240 --> 0:28:19.320
<v Speaker 1>I bet you he'll come, but You're like, where are

0:28:19.320 --> 0:28:19.880
<v Speaker 1>you gonna stay?

0:28:20.119 --> 0:28:23.200
<v Speaker 3>Because mind you, also, the French dude don't really speak

0:28:23.200 --> 0:28:26.960
<v Speaker 3>no English, so like our whole conversation was like me

0:28:27.119 --> 0:28:30.240
<v Speaker 3>listening to him and trying to catch everything he was

0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:34.040
<v Speaker 3>saying and then throwing six French words back at him.

0:28:34.440 --> 0:28:36.560
<v Speaker 1>So he's like, oh, she's such a good listener.

0:28:36.760 --> 0:28:38.320
<v Speaker 3>Meanwhile, the whole time, I'm just trying to figure out

0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:44.040
<v Speaker 3>he's gonna stop talking, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And then

0:28:44.040 --> 0:28:45.160
<v Speaker 3>I was like, all right, well, let me see if

0:28:45.160 --> 0:28:46.400
<v Speaker 3>I get some black dick before I get out of here,

0:28:46.440 --> 0:28:48.280
<v Speaker 3>because you know, I haven't done that for the break yet.

0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:50.600
<v Speaker 1>And then it didn't happen.

0:28:50.760 --> 0:28:53.240
<v Speaker 3>So last night I was like, oh, I'm gonna get

0:28:53.280 --> 0:28:55.800
<v Speaker 3>some I'm gonna sleep with this black dude and it

0:28:55.920 --> 0:28:58.400
<v Speaker 3>was not good. So honestly, that's what I get for

0:28:58.400 --> 0:29:01.920
<v Speaker 3>trying to like write the rite through wrongs, trying to

0:29:01.960 --> 0:29:02.800
<v Speaker 3>balance it out.

0:29:03.000 --> 0:29:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Did you do to talk annoyed.

0:29:05.400 --> 0:29:09.080
<v Speaker 2>About which part the guy last night and just.

0:29:10.760 --> 0:29:13.360
<v Speaker 1>That bartender you slipped on that? I definitely did. You

0:29:13.400 --> 0:29:14.960
<v Speaker 1>should a million percent.

0:29:15.080 --> 0:29:17.440
<v Speaker 2>You totally should have let that nigga walk you somewhere

0:29:17.440 --> 0:29:20.840
<v Speaker 2>wrong and then walk you to the wrong place and

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:25.200
<v Speaker 2>then walk fucking back and be like hey boo. But

0:29:25.200 --> 0:29:26.800
<v Speaker 2>they want to know some of the looks because the

0:29:26.960 --> 0:29:30.720
<v Speaker 2>thing about that is that the guy, that guy that

0:29:30.800 --> 0:29:32.440
<v Speaker 2>I went on that date with and saw the bartender,

0:29:32.560 --> 0:29:35.800
<v Speaker 2>he lived in that neighborhood. So I was afraid if

0:29:35.840 --> 0:29:39.240
<v Speaker 2>I came back outside, I was going to bump into him.

0:29:39.400 --> 0:29:40.880
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, it don't matter.

0:29:41.240 --> 0:29:44.360
<v Speaker 2>You were free agent, bitch, you are free agient.

0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:46.200
<v Speaker 3>And it's like you don't answer to nobody, you know,

0:29:46.480 --> 0:29:48.959
<v Speaker 3>I don't answer to nobody. But Germans is crazy and

0:29:48.960 --> 0:29:50.440
<v Speaker 3>we know this, And I was like, I don't want

0:29:50.440 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 3>no problem.

0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:52.600
<v Speaker 1>They can't be crazier than the dude you went to

0:29:53.000 --> 0:29:53.800
<v Speaker 1>place last night.

0:29:54.280 --> 0:29:58.840
<v Speaker 3>That dude, so sis, Honestly and truly, I cannot believe

0:29:58.920 --> 0:29:59.560
<v Speaker 3>I did that.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the craziest thing I've been.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you offer e pre ho excursion You've got that

0:30:05.040 --> 0:30:06.080
<v Speaker 2>same energy nigga?

0:30:06.160 --> 0:30:09.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I can't do that here. This is I'm home.

0:30:10.200 --> 0:30:13.280
<v Speaker 1>I can't be doing international host stuff. Are you looking

0:30:13.280 --> 0:30:13.720
<v Speaker 1>at my nipple?

0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:14.080
<v Speaker 2>Right now?

0:30:14.640 --> 0:30:16.840
<v Speaker 1>You're looking at my nipple? Real hard? Is it out?

0:30:17.440 --> 0:30:22.360
<v Speaker 1>I mean, is it a problem? I didn't go on

0:30:22.400 --> 0:30:22.800
<v Speaker 1>the trip.

0:30:22.840 --> 0:30:27.680
<v Speaker 2>I need something too, I need to give one yes,

0:30:27.880 --> 0:30:28.800
<v Speaker 2>any questions Andrew?

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:31.080
<v Speaker 1>Do you have any questions about the trip? Or wait?

0:30:31.080 --> 0:30:33.480
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, Nope, Andrew, you gotta get a mic because

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:36.680
<v Speaker 2>I got a message about you needing to be on

0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:40.280
<v Speaker 2>the mic. Yeah, you have to be on a microphone.

0:30:40.480 --> 0:30:44.240
<v Speaker 2>We can no longer speak from Afar. It's not right.

0:30:44.600 --> 0:30:48.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're doing it. Andrew is at a microphone.

0:30:48.920 --> 0:30:52.720
<v Speaker 4>Hello, I see it. I'm moving now. Okay, oh my god.

0:30:52.760 --> 0:30:54.840
<v Speaker 1>Wow, and finally on the pod.

0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:56.840
<v Speaker 3>Right, Let's talk about what Andrew's wearing first, because people

0:30:56.840 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 3>were like, when we give a full rundown of the

0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:02.400
<v Speaker 3>look Andrew's giving us Hampton's a carnival shirt.

0:31:02.480 --> 0:31:05.720
<v Speaker 2>No, he's given Banana Republic resort, Sarah.

0:31:06.200 --> 0:31:09.160
<v Speaker 3>But it's very s Sarah, it's very slim's black and

0:31:09.280 --> 0:31:13.360
<v Speaker 3>blue horizontal stripes and a tiny kaki short and he's.

0:31:13.160 --> 0:31:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Got both shoes on.

0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:17.280
<v Speaker 4>I need to get new ones.

0:31:17.760 --> 0:31:19.120
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So the floor is open.

0:31:19.360 --> 0:31:21.840
<v Speaker 3>If anybody has any questions about what I've just discussed,

0:31:22.640 --> 0:31:25.160
<v Speaker 3>I will answer truthfully and honestly and to the best

0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:25.880
<v Speaker 3>of my ability.

0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:31.520
<v Speaker 2>So that means all lies ready to go. I'm actually

0:31:32.080 --> 0:31:35.440
<v Speaker 2>so ecstatic. I mean, when I spoke to her, I

0:31:35.560 --> 0:31:37.480
<v Speaker 2>was screaming because I was just so happy.

0:31:37.680 --> 0:31:40.800
<v Speaker 1>But he was like, yeah, she was just so free

0:31:40.840 --> 0:31:41.560
<v Speaker 1>out there screaming.

0:31:42.080 --> 0:31:44.440
<v Speaker 2>I didn't very free, and it was beautiful, and so

0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:48.360
<v Speaker 2>you know, I would have went back for that bartender, but.

0:31:48.440 --> 0:31:51.920
<v Speaker 1>I gone that. I mean, obviously it was a mistake.

0:31:52.520 --> 0:31:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Was tall, like who would he play in a movie?

0:31:55.920 --> 0:31:59.720
<v Speaker 1>Who would play him in a movie? I don't know.

0:31:59.800 --> 0:32:02.280
<v Speaker 1>He light skin, his hair was.

0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:09.920
<v Speaker 2>Not low, not a froy Michael Ely, Michael like a

0:32:09.960 --> 0:32:14.440
<v Speaker 2>young not tired Michael. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because he'd be

0:32:14.440 --> 0:32:17.400
<v Speaker 2>looking real weird. Yeah, you know it works, like right,

0:32:17.440 --> 0:32:19.400
<v Speaker 2>that's why he's tired, right right, right, right, right.

0:32:19.240 --> 0:32:21.680
<v Speaker 1>He's But do you know who Michael Ely is? Absolutely no.

0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:24.440
<v Speaker 2>You could tell by Andrew's hairline. You don't know who

0:32:24.800 --> 0:32:27.920
<v Speaker 2>miche and we're going to take a minute to google

0:32:27.960 --> 0:32:29.800
<v Speaker 2>Michael Eely. I'm letting y'all do it now.

0:32:31.040 --> 0:32:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Hold on. I just wish I had kind of.

0:32:35.720 --> 0:32:40.280
<v Speaker 3>That, kind of that, but more but more like manly

0:32:40.600 --> 0:32:42.840
<v Speaker 3>and less pretty, less pretty, more like.

0:32:43.760 --> 0:32:45.400
<v Speaker 1>He had a bigger he had a nicer body.

0:32:46.040 --> 0:32:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Viewers, I mean listeners, I hope you're out there googling

0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:52.840
<v Speaker 2>who Michael Ely is. Look at that less tired, younger,

0:32:52.960 --> 0:32:54.959
<v Speaker 2>but also more manly.

0:32:56.480 --> 0:32:58.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay, the only thing that him and Michael Eely have

0:32:58.480 --> 0:32:59.920
<v Speaker 1>in common is the complexion sis.

0:33:00.000 --> 0:33:04.240
<v Speaker 3>Honestly, he didn't really look like this, but like in

0:33:04.280 --> 0:33:06.440
<v Speaker 3>the movie, sure does he have blue eyes?

0:33:06.760 --> 0:33:07.280
<v Speaker 1>Michael Ely?

0:33:07.480 --> 0:33:08.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:33:07.800 --> 0:33:09.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you like black dudes that have blue eyes.

0:33:09.880 --> 0:33:14.040
<v Speaker 2>No, I mean, I've been seeing all the dick Andrews getting.

0:33:14.080 --> 0:33:17.560
<v Speaker 2>I mean, why this is a very two sided conversation

0:33:17.640 --> 0:33:18.080
<v Speaker 2>over here.

0:33:18.160 --> 0:33:19.480
<v Speaker 1>Andrew, you've been getting a lot of dick too.

0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:19.720
<v Speaker 2>Baby.

0:33:22.560 --> 0:33:28.280
<v Speaker 4>Well, there's a village. Yeah, I'm just telling Sydney that

0:33:28.560 --> 0:33:31.360
<v Speaker 4>it's this guy who has an airbnb. It's a mister

0:33:31.440 --> 0:33:35.000
<v Speaker 4>B and B. So it's for gay people exclusively, mister

0:33:35.080 --> 0:33:38.560
<v Speaker 4>B and B. So yeah, and so when gay people

0:33:38.600 --> 0:33:42.040
<v Speaker 4>come to your area, the host will show them like

0:33:42.160 --> 0:33:43.880
<v Speaker 4>this is the queer places to go to. This is

0:33:43.880 --> 0:33:45.320
<v Speaker 4>like the neighborhood's not to go to.

0:33:45.600 --> 0:33:46.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh it's like a little tour guide.

0:33:46.960 --> 0:33:48.440
<v Speaker 4>It's cute, but you live in New York.

0:33:48.480 --> 0:33:49.360
<v Speaker 1>What you need that for?

0:33:49.680 --> 0:33:52.640
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, you want an airbnb? So this is

0:33:52.720 --> 0:33:55.320
<v Speaker 4>him we shown I've shown you him before. Bomb Dick

0:33:55.720 --> 0:34:02.120
<v Speaker 4>absolutely that he made me a pizza last week and

0:34:02.160 --> 0:34:04.760
<v Speaker 4>then gave me a full body massage and then ate

0:34:04.800 --> 0:34:05.080
<v Speaker 4>me out.

0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Why oh that's what ate you out? And you mean

0:34:08.040 --> 0:34:09.360
<v Speaker 1>tossed your salad.

0:34:09.200 --> 0:34:13.600
<v Speaker 4>After after making it. After he made me food too.

0:34:14.360 --> 0:34:16.120
<v Speaker 1>He coked in an Asia, as I know.

0:34:17.040 --> 0:34:19.840
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, He's like, oh.

0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:23.760
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm ready for the entrel Yes, yea. The pizza

0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:26.280
<v Speaker 1>was the app and your ass was the answer.

0:34:27.239 --> 0:34:32.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, desserts and I was layered in that that coconut whatever,

0:34:32.760 --> 0:34:36.800
<v Speaker 4>lubricant whatever, the body massage oil yeah.

0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:39.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, I got a little massage too.

0:34:39.560 --> 0:34:40.120
<v Speaker 1>That's cute.

0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:41.520
<v Speaker 4>It is. It was really cute.

0:34:41.600 --> 0:34:44.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Andrew, y'all got all types of yeast infections.

0:34:45.520 --> 0:34:49.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, the pillow got coconut oil in its stew.

0:34:49.520 --> 0:34:53.640
<v Speaker 4>But anyway, he has mister B ANDB and he doesn't.

0:34:53.960 --> 0:34:56.440
<v Speaker 4>He was like, I have this like lesbian couple that

0:34:56.520 --> 0:34:59.360
<v Speaker 4>requested to stay with me, Sydney and Adrian yeaes Sydney

0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:02.719
<v Speaker 4>and Adrian out of fact, and and so he was like,

0:35:02.760 --> 0:35:04.520
<v Speaker 4>I'm really scared about it. I'm like, I don't see

0:35:04.520 --> 0:35:07.440
<v Speaker 4>the connection here. And so he explains it, like I

0:35:07.480 --> 0:35:10.080
<v Speaker 4>just think that women are disgusting. They're gonna expect me

0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:12.359
<v Speaker 4>to buy them tampons and everything. I'm like, these are

0:35:12.520 --> 0:35:16.280
<v Speaker 4>grown us women that are probably have gone through menopause.

0:35:18.440 --> 0:35:22.799
<v Speaker 1>It was too Hillary Clintons. They just don't have a pantsuits.

0:35:22.920 --> 0:35:24.239
<v Speaker 1>That's it, that's all they need.

0:35:24.440 --> 0:35:27.800
<v Speaker 4>I am just absolutely dumbfounded. And then he's just they're disgusting.

0:35:28.080 --> 0:35:30.879
<v Speaker 2>He's ignorant and disgusting. This guy, this is the salad guy.

0:35:31.080 --> 0:35:33.400
<v Speaker 4>This is the salad guy. Yes, and so he said,

0:35:34.280 --> 0:35:35.759
<v Speaker 4>I just don't want them to throw out the like

0:35:35.800 --> 0:35:38.000
<v Speaker 4>bloody tampon in my trash can, because that's discussing. I'm like,

0:35:38.160 --> 0:35:41.640
<v Speaker 4>you put your dick a raw penis into a fucking

0:35:41.800 --> 0:35:42.719
<v Speaker 4>man's butthole?

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Are you talking about yourself?

0:35:45.000 --> 0:35:47.120
<v Speaker 4>I'm talking about my.

0:35:47.239 --> 0:35:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Only So you hadn't protected sex, okay, dog?

0:35:56.160 --> 0:35:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Well, he was like, well, there's no way his dick

0:35:58.239 --> 0:36:03.080
<v Speaker 1>is dirty because because my butt. Yeah, mister pizza hut himself.

0:36:07.000 --> 0:36:10.640
<v Speaker 1>Twas salad. He did you a little olive garden.

0:36:11.320 --> 0:36:14.960
<v Speaker 4>When you're here, you're that's so trill.

0:36:14.760 --> 0:36:16.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh they got the best salad, though. I could just

0:36:16.800 --> 0:36:19.080
<v Speaker 2>eat the breadsticks and the salad that you eat it.

0:36:19.480 --> 0:36:24.720
<v Speaker 1>That's it, that's it. Not Andrews. You not Andrews type.

0:36:25.760 --> 0:36:28.600
<v Speaker 1>You have got no house. Wow. So rude.

0:36:29.680 --> 0:36:33.600
<v Speaker 4>But then then a few days ago there was someone else,

0:36:33.680 --> 0:36:39.719
<v Speaker 4>a freaking body builder, so small digger, small one, but

0:36:39.840 --> 0:36:44.760
<v Speaker 4>like huge. My god, he looks like your type.

0:36:45.320 --> 0:36:48.719
<v Speaker 1>No, his is too thick. I thought I know him.

0:36:49.200 --> 0:36:50.960
<v Speaker 4>He's a middle school English teacher.

0:36:51.280 --> 0:36:52.719
<v Speaker 1>I thought you would say he's middle schooler. I was

0:36:52.719 --> 0:36:53.320
<v Speaker 1>gonna say he is.

0:36:53.400 --> 0:36:54.640
<v Speaker 4>He's a middle schooler.

0:36:54.800 --> 0:36:57.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, he's he's cute, he's.

0:36:57.560 --> 0:37:02.319
<v Speaker 4>He's a little basic. But you know what, just look

0:37:02.360 --> 0:37:03.120
<v Speaker 4>at the I mean, look.

0:37:03.000 --> 0:37:04.600
<v Speaker 1>At that Abercromi and Fit shirt he got on.

0:37:05.120 --> 0:37:09.920
<v Speaker 2>So he is basic. He probably has nobody brown in

0:37:09.960 --> 0:37:11.040
<v Speaker 2>his life. Nah.

0:37:11.280 --> 0:37:13.239
<v Speaker 1>I just feel like when his is he tall, he

0:37:13.280 --> 0:37:14.359
<v Speaker 1>doesn't look like no.

0:37:14.600 --> 0:37:16.560
<v Speaker 4>I was fully expecting him to be like five seven,

0:37:16.600 --> 0:37:18.359
<v Speaker 4>but he was like five to eleven. He was tall.

0:37:19.600 --> 0:37:23.120
<v Speaker 1>That's a good little gotcha a good little chip please. Yes,

0:37:23.560 --> 0:37:24.560
<v Speaker 1>he's got a great body.

0:37:24.600 --> 0:37:27.880
<v Speaker 4>He's corny, is terrible.

0:37:27.960 --> 0:37:28.800
<v Speaker 1>Well it happens.

0:37:29.480 --> 0:37:29.680
<v Speaker 4>You know.

0:37:29.760 --> 0:37:33.799
<v Speaker 1>It's very hard to just be perfect, it really is.

0:37:33.920 --> 0:37:36.319
<v Speaker 3>I don't need you to be perfect. I don't need

0:37:36.320 --> 0:37:37.840
<v Speaker 3>you to be perfect. I just need you to have

0:37:37.960 --> 0:37:40.919
<v Speaker 3>some type of technique. I need you to know kind

0:37:40.960 --> 0:37:44.160
<v Speaker 3>of what you're doing right, like if I'm if I'm

0:37:44.320 --> 0:37:48.600
<v Speaker 3>coming in hot with uh address.

0:37:49.640 --> 0:37:51.040
<v Speaker 4>That was very impressive.

0:37:51.120 --> 0:37:52.360
<v Speaker 1>If I'm hitting you with that, I need you to

0:37:52.440 --> 0:37:57.080
<v Speaker 1>hit me with some like but what's your technique Marie that?

0:38:00.520 --> 0:38:02.560
<v Speaker 4>I was like, wow, what's my sake?

0:38:02.960 --> 0:38:05.360
<v Speaker 3>So when I was at my house before this beautiful

0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:10.000
<v Speaker 3>frenchman ruined my trip, I was like.

0:38:10.080 --> 0:38:11.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you look you give good.

0:38:11.560 --> 0:38:14.080
<v Speaker 3>Massages because he was like stroking my leg and I

0:38:14.080 --> 0:38:15.680
<v Speaker 3>was like, you look at you give a good massage.

0:38:15.680 --> 0:38:17.440
<v Speaker 1>And he was like, oh, I could show you. And

0:38:17.480 --> 0:38:19.759
<v Speaker 1>I was like oh okay. And we're talking and talking

0:38:19.800 --> 0:38:21.319
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, do you want this massage or not?

0:38:21.400 --> 0:38:22.440
<v Speaker 1>Do you have body oil?

0:38:22.840 --> 0:38:25.160
<v Speaker 3>Obviously the house that I was saying at head body oil,

0:38:25.280 --> 0:38:25.960
<v Speaker 3>thank you so much.

0:38:26.239 --> 0:38:32.800
<v Speaker 2>So we go into the bedroom and he's like, I should.

0:38:32.600 --> 0:38:35.440
<v Speaker 1>I take off my shorts? I can't have a massage

0:38:35.760 --> 0:38:36.600
<v Speaker 1>with these shorts ones.

0:38:36.640 --> 0:38:38.040
<v Speaker 3>I took them off, but I also had on a

0:38:38.040 --> 0:38:39.799
<v Speaker 3>body suit and he was like, you should probably take

0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:40.319
<v Speaker 3>that off too.

0:38:40.680 --> 0:38:42.279
<v Speaker 1>He's like, cause the strap's gonna be in the way,

0:38:42.280 --> 0:38:45.080
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, yeah, yeah, you're right right. So

0:38:45.120 --> 0:38:47.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm like, well, don't look at me. Why

0:38:47.200 --> 0:38:49.800
<v Speaker 1>I take it off? Turn around?

0:38:50.400 --> 0:38:52.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're trying to be coin now, bitch. You're like, yeah,

0:38:52.840 --> 0:38:54.960
<v Speaker 2>come on through the nigga, And now you're like actually.

0:38:55.920 --> 0:38:58.160
<v Speaker 2>But that situation was different because he had messaged. We

0:38:58.239 --> 0:38:59.840
<v Speaker 2>had been talking for a couple of days, and he

0:38:59.920 --> 0:39:01.239
<v Speaker 2>was like, what are you doing today? And I was like, oh,

0:39:01.239 --> 0:39:01.799
<v Speaker 2>I just woke up.

0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:04.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm hungry. And he was like, I could come to

0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:06.120
<v Speaker 1>you and we can get some food in your neighborhood.

0:39:06.760 --> 0:39:10.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm on my scooter. So he came over.

0:39:10.480 --> 0:39:13.759
<v Speaker 3>We ate, he came to my house, we met a thing,

0:39:13.760 --> 0:39:17.319
<v Speaker 3>We ate, came back butt naked, got a massage.

0:39:16.920 --> 0:39:19.680
<v Speaker 1>And then we had sex. But the sex was terrible.

0:39:19.719 --> 0:39:22.080
<v Speaker 1>But I was also like, but what is your technique?

0:39:22.400 --> 0:39:26.360
<v Speaker 3>My technique is if it's not working for me, I

0:39:26.520 --> 0:39:29.640
<v Speaker 3>just leave. My technic is also if you offer me

0:39:29.800 --> 0:39:35.640
<v Speaker 3>poppers as you got a car and you're picking me up,

0:39:35.840 --> 0:39:37.080
<v Speaker 3>then I'm coming over.

0:39:38.160 --> 0:39:41.680
<v Speaker 1>My technique is that, like you know, hot pop.

0:39:42.120 --> 0:39:45.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, your pot is a vessel. Your body is a

0:39:45.680 --> 0:39:49.640
<v Speaker 2>vessel to be used used properly.

0:39:49.960 --> 0:39:50.160
<v Speaker 4>You know.

0:39:50.640 --> 0:39:53.080
<v Speaker 2>I'll say, last night, I had no makeup on and

0:39:53.120 --> 0:39:55.200
<v Speaker 2>I just showed up like I had looked all day.

0:39:55.400 --> 0:39:56.640
<v Speaker 1>So that was last night.

0:39:56.680 --> 0:39:58.000
<v Speaker 4>But do you have a picture of him?

0:39:58.280 --> 0:40:00.560
<v Speaker 1>That guy? I have a picture of him, Marie.

0:40:00.600 --> 0:40:02.560
<v Speaker 2>See this is what I'm talking about. When you went

0:40:02.600 --> 0:40:05.879
<v Speaker 2>on your little like excursions. I just wanted screenshots, that's

0:40:05.880 --> 0:40:06.799
<v Speaker 2>all I Okay.

0:40:06.520 --> 0:40:09.960
<v Speaker 3>I have screenshots of this particular pay Okay, Oh my god,

0:40:10.000 --> 0:40:10.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm excited.

0:40:10.640 --> 0:40:14.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm excited. Hold on wait wait, obsessed Okay, stressed out.

0:40:14.920 --> 0:40:18.560
<v Speaker 1>Look look at junior architect. Oh you showed me that.

0:40:18.640 --> 0:40:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Though we were we were talking, we were like, oh,

0:40:20.960 --> 0:40:22.600
<v Speaker 2>he's not he's not bad looking. But I was like,

0:40:22.600 --> 0:40:24.680
<v Speaker 2>I didn't like the pictures that he was taking. No,

0:40:25.320 --> 0:40:27.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't these these pictures.

0:40:26.920 --> 0:40:27.560
<v Speaker 4>Of a man.

0:40:28.000 --> 0:40:30.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't don't. I hate that.

0:40:30.120 --> 0:40:34.000
<v Speaker 2>That's why I'm starting in the mirror.

0:40:34.640 --> 0:40:37.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's there's nothing that I would be like blown away.

0:40:37.200 --> 0:40:40.720
<v Speaker 4>That would be like, oh he's basic. Yeah. Yeah, mirror

0:40:40.719 --> 0:40:41.640
<v Speaker 4>picture pictures back.

0:40:41.800 --> 0:40:44.400
<v Speaker 1>It's a lot of selfies. It was all in a

0:40:44.480 --> 0:40:46.319
<v Speaker 1>mirror and I was like that's what That's why.

0:40:46.320 --> 0:40:48.560
<v Speaker 4>I was like, eh, friends, Yeah.

0:40:48.600 --> 0:40:53.360
<v Speaker 2>I was like, he ain't got no friends. Social skills anyway. Uh.

0:40:53.560 --> 0:40:55.480
<v Speaker 1>He was definitely lying about being a junior architect.

0:40:55.480 --> 0:40:57.719
<v Speaker 2>And then at one point he pulled up a blueprint,

0:40:58.200 --> 0:41:02.160
<v Speaker 2>a random blueprint there was he did that. That's geeddy images.

0:41:02.640 --> 0:41:04.040
<v Speaker 2>I was like, what is that? And he was like,

0:41:04.080 --> 0:41:06.359
<v Speaker 2>this is my job and I was like, but what

0:41:06.440 --> 0:41:06.840
<v Speaker 2>is it?

0:41:06.920 --> 0:41:08.279
<v Speaker 1>What is it? I was like, but what is it?

0:41:08.320 --> 0:41:10.520
<v Speaker 1>He was like it's a school and I was like,

0:41:12.920 --> 0:41:14.440
<v Speaker 1>I was like he just got out of I was like,

0:41:14.480 --> 0:41:16.520
<v Speaker 1>there's no way this man.

0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:18.919
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:41:19.000 --> 0:41:20.600
<v Speaker 3>And then he was like what are you doing tomorrow?

0:41:20.640 --> 0:41:22.239
<v Speaker 3>And I was like I don't know. I'm gonna be

0:41:22.239 --> 0:41:24.640
<v Speaker 3>busy though no I asked. I said to him what

0:41:24.680 --> 0:41:26.319
<v Speaker 3>are you doing? And he was like seeing you And

0:41:26.360 --> 0:41:29.640
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh no, he said what do you haven?

0:41:29.640 --> 0:41:31.360
<v Speaker 3>I was like, stuff, I'm gonna be busy. He was

0:41:31.400 --> 0:41:33.240
<v Speaker 3>like like what you got? And I was like stuff

0:41:33.880 --> 0:41:36.440
<v Speaker 3>and he was like so he was I'm gonna pull up.

0:41:37.360 --> 0:41:39.880
<v Speaker 1>He's inside of you for like what five minutes. It

0:41:39.960 --> 0:41:41.040
<v Speaker 1>was very brief.

0:41:41.400 --> 0:41:44.279
<v Speaker 3>It was very brief because as it was happening, I

0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:48.440
<v Speaker 3>was like, you know what, like this is not like

0:41:48.480 --> 0:41:50.360
<v Speaker 3>I have to go home after this. When it was

0:41:50.400 --> 0:41:52.719
<v Speaker 3>in Amsterdam, and when it was in London, and when

0:41:52.760 --> 0:41:55.719
<v Speaker 3>it was in France, it was like, oh, whatever matter,

0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:58.719
<v Speaker 3>but here I will potentially bump into that dude a

0:41:58.760 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 3>trader jokes, yeah, potentially yeah, and that's what I don't like.

0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:05.440
<v Speaker 1>And and he saw your Instagram.

0:42:06.040 --> 0:42:08.959
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, he can write on your ship.

0:42:09.440 --> 0:42:10.560
<v Speaker 1>You could write on your wall. He could.

0:42:10.600 --> 0:42:13.080
<v Speaker 3>But I can also block him. Block him now, I

0:42:13.080 --> 0:42:13.759
<v Speaker 3>should block him.

0:42:13.800 --> 0:42:14.680
<v Speaker 1>You should block him.

0:42:14.960 --> 0:42:17.759
<v Speaker 2>I was confused, how did because or you should him

0:42:17.840 --> 0:42:20.000
<v Speaker 2>listen to the pod first and then block it?

0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:21.080
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean?

0:42:21.360 --> 0:42:24.279
<v Speaker 4>How did you get penetrated by him without kissing him?

0:42:24.400 --> 0:42:28.440
<v Speaker 2>Ill Andrew, we do not say penetrate here, penetration. I

0:42:28.600 --> 0:42:30.680
<v Speaker 2>can't say that because this is what happened. He was like,

0:42:30.760 --> 0:42:33.040
<v Speaker 2>let me see your tongue, and I was like, I

0:42:33.080 --> 0:42:35.360
<v Speaker 2>showed him. I was like like, I showed him my

0:42:35.400 --> 0:42:37.640
<v Speaker 2>tongue and he was like, are you serious right now?

0:42:37.920 --> 0:42:39.759
<v Speaker 3>And I was like what do you mean this is

0:42:39.800 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 3>my tongue? And he was like, he's like pointing to

0:42:42.640 --> 0:42:43.040
<v Speaker 3>his dick.

0:42:43.440 --> 0:42:46.040
<v Speaker 1>He's trying to do sign language. Hey, Kenny, he's trying

0:42:46.040 --> 0:42:51.839
<v Speaker 1>to get a blowjob with sign language. Ill bro disgusting,

0:42:51.880 --> 0:42:53.000
<v Speaker 1>the world's greatest stuff.

0:42:53.000 --> 0:42:55.400
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, I didn't come over here to

0:42:55.440 --> 0:42:57.360
<v Speaker 3>suck your dick, flat out, That's what I said. I

0:42:57.360 --> 0:42:59.120
<v Speaker 3>did not come over here to suck your dick. And

0:42:59.160 --> 0:43:01.080
<v Speaker 3>he was like what And I was like, I did

0:43:01.120 --> 0:43:01.799
<v Speaker 3>not come here.

0:43:01.840 --> 0:43:03.160
<v Speaker 1>And I was holding his dick when I said this,

0:43:03.200 --> 0:43:06.120
<v Speaker 1>so I squeezed it. I did not come here to

0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:06.919
<v Speaker 1>suck your dick.

0:43:07.239 --> 0:43:09.080
<v Speaker 3>And he was like, okay, so what you're trying to do?

0:43:09.200 --> 0:43:11.440
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, how about I sit on your

0:43:11.480 --> 0:43:12.440
<v Speaker 3>face instead?

0:43:12.560 --> 0:43:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Girl? He was and he was so confused. He was

0:43:17.239 --> 0:43:19.839
<v Speaker 1>like he was like, how is that the same thing?

0:43:20.360 --> 0:43:23.680
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, it's literally the same exact thing,

0:43:24.160 --> 0:43:24.920
<v Speaker 2>the same.

0:43:24.680 --> 0:43:27.120
<v Speaker 3>Thing, and he was like oh. And then I was

0:43:27.160 --> 0:43:29.520
<v Speaker 3>like do you have condoms? That's how he got inside me.

0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:32.319
<v Speaker 4>I asked if he had condoms.

0:43:32.360 --> 0:43:34.400
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what, I'm here, so we's see what happens.

0:43:34.640 --> 0:43:38.439
<v Speaker 1>So what what? What size was it? Uh? He pulled

0:43:38.440 --> 0:43:41.480
<v Speaker 1>out a magnum condom. Oh, they all pull out, pull

0:43:41.520 --> 0:43:43.160
<v Speaker 1>out a little.

0:43:42.880 --> 0:43:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Extra medium magnum condom. And this is me watching him

0:43:46.080 --> 0:43:50.000
<v Speaker 2>put it on, just just staring right at for you

0:43:50.080 --> 0:43:53.759
<v Speaker 2>that gift of the cat, like filing its nails.

0:43:56.200 --> 0:43:56.640
<v Speaker 1>Exactly.

0:43:56.800 --> 0:44:00.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was filing my nailsis I was like, hmmm,

0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:03.840
<v Speaker 3>is that what we're doing? That who you think you are?

0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:06.839
<v Speaker 3>So you think you can dance anyway? So we start

0:44:06.880 --> 0:44:09.759
<v Speaker 3>having sex. It was just the whole thing was was bad.

0:44:09.800 --> 0:44:13.120
<v Speaker 1>And he didn't kiss you. Kiss Yeah, but he didn't

0:44:13.200 --> 0:44:15.279
<v Speaker 1>kiss you. That's weird. He didn't even try to go

0:44:15.360 --> 0:44:15.960
<v Speaker 1>in it is.

0:44:16.040 --> 0:44:16.520
<v Speaker 4>It is weird.

0:44:16.600 --> 0:44:20.000
<v Speaker 1>He probably was intimidating. He was like, He's like, she

0:44:20.120 --> 0:44:22.600
<v Speaker 1>just yelled and she's not gonna suck my dick. Why

0:44:22.640 --> 0:44:24.680
<v Speaker 1>would she kiss me? Yeah, but why are you asking me?

0:44:24.719 --> 0:44:26.319
<v Speaker 1>It's like your dick. If you haven't even kissed me.

0:44:27.160 --> 0:44:30.359
<v Speaker 4>What are we talking about?

0:44:29.000 --> 0:44:33.640
<v Speaker 1>Listen, listeners, listeners, it's called four play kissing.

0:44:35.719 --> 0:44:39.160
<v Speaker 2>Since when I tell you there was none because it

0:44:39.239 --> 0:44:42.279
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, well, what's on the table here, Well

0:44:42.400 --> 0:44:43.879
<v Speaker 2>let's discuss what's happening here?

0:44:43.960 --> 0:44:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait, was there a playlist? Was there any music?

0:44:46.239 --> 0:44:46.960
<v Speaker 1>Any candles?

0:44:47.040 --> 0:44:53.000
<v Speaker 2>The movie was playing oh I don't even know, so

0:44:53.040 --> 0:44:56.360
<v Speaker 2>he hit you with a tired netflix and chill background music.

0:44:57.320 --> 0:44:59.680
<v Speaker 3>It wasn't even music. It was like an Italian film

0:44:59.719 --> 0:45:01.279
<v Speaker 3>playing Oh my god. I almost forgot to tell you

0:45:01.280 --> 0:45:03.800
<v Speaker 3>guys this. So when I was in Ampstam, yeah, I

0:45:03.920 --> 0:45:04.920
<v Speaker 3>matched with this dude.

0:45:05.080 --> 0:45:06.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, old dude.

0:45:06.320 --> 0:45:09.640
<v Speaker 3>He was like forty four, right, and he's like the

0:45:09.680 --> 0:45:12.319
<v Speaker 3>first thing he says to me is uh. He was like, hey,

0:45:12.719 --> 0:45:15.080
<v Speaker 3>you ever pegg you ever? You ever fuck a man?

0:45:15.600 --> 0:45:17.799
<v Speaker 3>And I was like no, but I want to. And

0:45:17.840 --> 0:45:21.480
<v Speaker 3>he was like, oh well. He was like, tonight's your night.

0:45:21.640 --> 0:45:26.400
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, man, I'm peg mad.

0:45:27.120 --> 0:45:33.160
<v Speaker 2>He's forty four, This Australian man freaking messy. A disaster

0:45:33.400 --> 0:45:34.960
<v Speaker 2>because he started sending me videos. He was like, you

0:45:35.000 --> 0:45:36.360
<v Speaker 2>want me to send you some videos and stuff that

0:45:36.400 --> 0:45:37.440
<v Speaker 2>I do and I was.

0:45:37.440 --> 0:45:40.239
<v Speaker 4>Like, oh I do, yes, I do send me videos

0:45:40.400 --> 0:45:41.120
<v Speaker 4>and how were they?

0:45:41.160 --> 0:45:43.280
<v Speaker 1>They were nasty? I'm blowing away.

0:45:43.400 --> 0:45:45.399
<v Speaker 3>So he's talking to me and he's like so he's

0:45:45.400 --> 0:45:46.880
<v Speaker 3>like well. He was like I can send a car

0:45:46.920 --> 0:45:47.440
<v Speaker 3>to come get you.

0:45:48.320 --> 0:45:49.080
<v Speaker 1>I was like okay.

0:45:49.360 --> 0:45:51.120
<v Speaker 3>He was like what before you come over, let's discuss

0:45:51.120 --> 0:45:53.880
<v Speaker 3>what's on the table. He was like kissing. I was like, no, kid,

0:45:53.960 --> 0:45:57.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm not kissing you, grouts. I'm just coming to peg

0:45:57.239 --> 0:45:59.399
<v Speaker 3>you and then I'm leaving. That's all that I want

0:45:59.400 --> 0:45:59.719
<v Speaker 3>to say.

0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:03.279
<v Speaker 1>To do four play before you peg. No, such an

0:46:03.320 --> 0:46:04.919
<v Speaker 1>asshole like he was like, you do drugs?

0:46:04.960 --> 0:46:06.920
<v Speaker 2>You need some drugs. I got Cocaine'm on cocaine right now.

0:46:06.960 --> 0:46:10.279
<v Speaker 2>I was like poppers.

0:46:10.320 --> 0:46:14.760
<v Speaker 1>Guy was after, wait, will you do poppers in the States?

0:46:14.800 --> 0:46:14.960
<v Speaker 2>Now?

0:46:16.040 --> 0:46:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Will I do States poppers? Domestic popper? I'm not. I'm not.

0:46:21.520 --> 0:46:24.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to purchase poppers, but if poppers are

0:46:24.200 --> 0:46:27.200
<v Speaker 3>available in the home, then I'll do.

0:46:27.280 --> 0:46:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Shout out to Joe, Kimbooster, Bowe and Yang everybody whoever

0:46:33.560 --> 0:46:34.120
<v Speaker 2>got the poppers.

0:46:34.200 --> 0:46:37.600
<v Speaker 1>Let's go pull up, pull up.

0:46:38.560 --> 0:46:41.240
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, this this guy and I did not. I didn't

0:46:41.360 --> 0:46:43.520
<v Speaker 3>I never met him. But I was fully prepared to

0:46:43.520 --> 0:46:46.000
<v Speaker 3>peg this dude. And then he was like okay. So

0:46:46.120 --> 0:46:47.319
<v Speaker 3>he was like, I want to be able to kiss

0:46:47.360 --> 0:46:50.120
<v Speaker 3>you on the mouth, open, like with tongue, and I

0:46:50.160 --> 0:46:57.239
<v Speaker 3>was like, you're not gonna get me. He was like,

0:46:57.280 --> 0:46:59.480
<v Speaker 3>and then you're gonna peg me and then I'm gonna

0:46:59.480 --> 0:47:00.200
<v Speaker 3>have sex with you.

0:47:00.320 --> 0:47:04.560
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, no, no.

0:47:03.520 --> 0:47:06.319
<v Speaker 1>You know you just lost one.

0:47:06.520 --> 0:47:10.919
<v Speaker 3>You lost one, right, so that is you just lost one.

0:47:11.080 --> 0:47:13.360
<v Speaker 3>I was fully prepared to peg this man.

0:47:13.200 --> 0:47:16.120
<v Speaker 2>Though you might win some, but you just lost one.

0:47:16.239 --> 0:47:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Because I was like, it's gonna be bad.

0:47:18.080 --> 0:47:20.319
<v Speaker 3>But I was like, at least I'm in Amsterdam and

0:47:20.360 --> 0:47:23.719
<v Speaker 3>I'm getting in work for when I when the picking matters.

0:47:24.200 --> 0:47:29.760
<v Speaker 2>Friends, these the confidence, the stories, this has been, Yeah,

0:47:29.960 --> 0:47:30.760
<v Speaker 2>out of control.

0:47:31.080 --> 0:47:32.560
<v Speaker 1>I know I should have done better.

0:47:32.760 --> 0:47:35.680
<v Speaker 2>No, I did great. I think you did great. I

0:47:35.719 --> 0:47:39.680
<v Speaker 2>think you know your next go round you're gonna level up.

0:47:40.120 --> 0:47:43.440
<v Speaker 2>You know you're gonna put some more stank on it.

0:47:44.480 --> 0:47:47.560
<v Speaker 2>But I'm proud of everything that you've accomplished.

0:47:47.040 --> 0:47:50.279
<v Speaker 1>In three weeks. The four people, I mean I knew

0:47:50.320 --> 0:47:51.359
<v Speaker 1>you for Like the.

0:47:51.320 --> 0:47:53.920
<v Speaker 4>TV spirt was really honorable, really honorable.

0:47:54.000 --> 0:47:57.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I watched it just kind of like sligh,

0:47:58.640 --> 0:48:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Are you serious? Are you you're lying? Your guess? It

0:48:01.719 --> 0:48:04.960
<v Speaker 1>was on the windows, No, it was everywhere.

0:48:04.960 --> 0:48:07.520
<v Speaker 3>He sent me a text a message after I left

0:48:07.520 --> 0:48:09.719
<v Speaker 3>and was like, next time, you got to give up

0:48:09.760 --> 0:48:12.359
<v Speaker 3>your mattress because it was like.

0:48:12.280 --> 0:48:13.759
<v Speaker 1>A big Did you see the size of this table?

0:48:13.800 --> 0:48:16.279
<v Speaker 1>That's how big the West spot was. Oh my god, Marie,

0:48:16.320 --> 0:48:18.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't believe you re peede on that.

0:48:18.520 --> 0:48:18.719
<v Speaker 2>Man.

0:48:19.160 --> 0:48:21.759
<v Speaker 3>I guess I peed on you, okay, because after I

0:48:21.800 --> 0:48:22.759
<v Speaker 3>was done, I was like, well, I have to go

0:48:22.800 --> 0:48:26.120
<v Speaker 3>pee and he was like still yeah. I was like,

0:48:26.200 --> 0:48:28.680
<v Speaker 3>that's not what I'm squirting is. It's not white pee.

0:48:29.440 --> 0:48:30.360
<v Speaker 1>You definitely peede.

0:48:30.600 --> 0:48:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Sure, maybe I did this, but I had to pee

0:48:32.640 --> 0:48:34.600
<v Speaker 2>when I was done, So it's a lot of pee.

0:48:35.560 --> 0:48:38.280
<v Speaker 1>You drank water, and you did poppers. Poppers make you pee,

0:48:39.280 --> 0:48:42.759
<v Speaker 1>Andrew are poppers expert. I'm not a poppers expert, but

0:48:43.080 --> 0:48:44.080
<v Speaker 1>oh you haven't done poppers.

0:48:44.120 --> 0:48:46.200
<v Speaker 4>I've done poppers like a few times. I'm not. I'm

0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:47.720
<v Speaker 4>not on the bandwagon, though.

0:48:48.520 --> 0:48:52.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm let me introduce you to a spin. What the.

0:48:54.040 --> 0:48:54.399
<v Speaker 1>I mean?

0:48:54.480 --> 0:48:57.359
<v Speaker 2>Wow, this is the time of my life where I'm like, fuck, man,

0:48:57.520 --> 0:48:59.400
<v Speaker 2>this is this is a bad time to be sober.

0:49:00.880 --> 0:49:02.200
<v Speaker 1>You want to do some poppers right now?

0:49:02.280 --> 0:49:02.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:49:02.560 --> 0:49:06.280
<v Speaker 1>I can't. I'm coming up on two years.

0:49:06.360 --> 0:49:08.680
<v Speaker 2>If I was thirty days in, I would do some

0:49:08.719 --> 0:49:11.880
<v Speaker 2>poppers if I'd be like a very last it's just

0:49:11.920 --> 0:49:12.760
<v Speaker 2>been thirty days.

0:49:13.040 --> 0:49:15.160
<v Speaker 3>Well, I was like, well, what is poppers? It's like

0:49:15.480 --> 0:49:17.160
<v Speaker 3>keyboard cleaner or something.

0:49:18.000 --> 0:49:21.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. If they saw that, like yeah, like the hardware.

0:49:21.360 --> 0:49:23.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, technically I could do poppers. This is not a

0:49:23.520 --> 0:49:26.960
<v Speaker 1>drug drug. It's like huffing paint. Get you to me

0:49:27.040 --> 0:49:28.400
<v Speaker 1>more on SIS.

0:49:28.880 --> 0:49:31.800
<v Speaker 2>Listeners, If I'm a sober person, can I do poppers?

0:49:31.880 --> 0:49:34.279
<v Speaker 3>Answer is no, friend? Are you you got to be

0:49:34.480 --> 0:49:37.520
<v Speaker 3>sober all the way through? No poppers for you?

0:49:37.760 --> 0:49:40.400
<v Speaker 1>What do you You want to do poppers and bang somebody?

0:49:40.719 --> 0:49:43.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You know, you know I'm in.

0:49:43.160 --> 0:49:46.480
<v Speaker 3>An open relationship, so free agent, open relationship.

0:49:46.480 --> 0:49:48.880
<v Speaker 1>Can you tell the listeners what you're talking about? Sis?

0:49:48.880 --> 0:49:51.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I've dropped this bomb like ten minutes before

0:49:51.360 --> 0:49:53.800
<v Speaker 2>the pie is over. But yeah, I'm in an open relationship.

0:49:54.640 --> 0:49:57.120
<v Speaker 2>Just in case you see Adrian out there, don't text me,

0:49:57.800 --> 0:50:01.160
<v Speaker 2>don't don't be sending me no pictures, know nothing I

0:50:01.200 --> 0:50:03.520
<v Speaker 2>don't want, don't don't do it fully.

0:50:03.800 --> 0:50:05.319
<v Speaker 1>And you know that was gonna happen. People are gonna

0:50:05.320 --> 0:50:07.840
<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, that looks like yeah, it was like

0:50:07.840 --> 0:50:10.759
<v Speaker 1>City's girlfriend. I'm famous. Yeah, I'm famous. I got a

0:50:10.760 --> 0:50:11.279
<v Speaker 1>blue check.

0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:15.000
<v Speaker 2>New York is small. Somebody's gonna text me something and

0:50:15.040 --> 0:50:15.640
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna be.

0:50:15.640 --> 0:50:19.319
<v Speaker 1>Ready to fight. So yeah, she's uh, she's out here.

0:50:19.360 --> 0:50:21.879
<v Speaker 1>She's gonna have a hot girl, summer. I'm allowing it.

0:50:24.080 --> 0:50:27.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm allowing it. Let Adrian be free and fun. Are

0:50:27.800 --> 0:50:29.279
<v Speaker 1>you gonna have a hot girl summer? What's happened in

0:50:29.280 --> 0:50:31.239
<v Speaker 1>said you're trying to do these poppers or not? No,

0:50:31.920 --> 0:50:32.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm all set.

0:50:33.840 --> 0:50:36.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna be real boring like I have been,

0:50:36.160 --> 0:50:37.320
<v Speaker 2>you know, being consistent.

0:50:37.760 --> 0:50:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Wow. Well, friend, listen, I am on. I bought.

0:50:41.440 --> 0:50:44.720
<v Speaker 3>I didn't bring any gifts for anybody back from Europe,

0:50:44.840 --> 0:50:46.919
<v Speaker 3>but I did bring Slutty Reezie back.

0:50:47.120 --> 0:50:50.040
<v Speaker 1>So Slutty Reezy is here. Yeah. The host centennial has

0:50:50.040 --> 0:50:53.560
<v Speaker 1>started with six months left for the end of the year. Yeah,

0:50:53.600 --> 0:50:56.720
<v Speaker 1>but we out here. Okay, that's worth it. Hot girl summer,

0:50:57.239 --> 0:51:00.960
<v Speaker 1>act up, smacked up summer.

0:51:01.080 --> 0:51:04.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're usually so private about all your sex stuff. Yeah,

0:51:04.719 --> 0:51:05.000
<v Speaker 4>a lot.

0:51:05.080 --> 0:51:07.280
<v Speaker 1>All of it is on here and I'm going to uh.

0:51:08.760 --> 0:51:09.320
<v Speaker 4>To this episode.

0:51:09.360 --> 0:51:12.000
<v Speaker 1>We're deaf not editing any of this. Take it all out.

0:51:12.080 --> 0:51:15.920
<v Speaker 1>We cannot. Every time I said that word dick sensor

0:51:16.200 --> 0:51:20.520
<v Speaker 1>say put like a I saw his women. Ye.

0:51:21.120 --> 0:51:25.280
<v Speaker 2>That's our brand to not take anything out of the pod, Sydney.

0:51:25.320 --> 0:51:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Please, we we barely do any edits hard. I literally

0:51:30.160 --> 0:51:32.120
<v Speaker 1>never asked for an edit, but I feel like Sydney.

0:51:33.080 --> 0:51:34.759
<v Speaker 4>You asked for one. What did I ask you to

0:51:34.840 --> 0:51:37.680
<v Speaker 4>go about someone at work?

0:51:39.200 --> 0:51:41.440
<v Speaker 3>I said something mean about somebody you did and my

0:51:41.520 --> 0:51:43.000
<v Speaker 3>old Jai and now thinking about it.

0:51:43.840 --> 0:51:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Left it's so stupid. It's wait.

0:51:50.719 --> 0:51:53.480
<v Speaker 2>I have a couple of shoutouts, because that's what we're

0:51:53.480 --> 0:51:59.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna do. I had Kathleen firm Organ send me some

0:51:59.160 --> 0:52:03.080
<v Speaker 2>bisk off to Oh GRASSI ass for you. Kathleen, You're amazing.

0:52:03.600 --> 0:52:06.760
<v Speaker 2>She wrote a little note to the bisco Off Queen Sydney.

0:52:07.200 --> 0:52:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Don't let Marie shame you. Bisc Off is fucking delish.

0:52:11.280 --> 0:52:14.600
<v Speaker 2>Thank you and Marie for making me laugh so much,

0:52:14.760 --> 0:52:18.320
<v Speaker 2>especially on the hard days. X ex Kathleen from Oregon.

0:52:18.480 --> 0:52:22.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're so lean. Shout out to you, Kathleen, You're

0:52:22.400 --> 0:52:27.399
<v Speaker 2>so so sweet. We also have messages in our as

0:52:27.400 --> 0:52:30.640
<v Speaker 2>well on the unofficial expert page. Thank you guys for actually,

0:52:30.960 --> 0:52:35.000
<v Speaker 2>you know, listening to us and taking directions quite well. Honestly,

0:52:35.400 --> 0:52:37.840
<v Speaker 2>you know, you guys are the real I was really surprised.

0:52:37.880 --> 0:52:41.680
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, look at them sending us a stories. Wait,

0:52:41.680 --> 0:52:45.920
<v Speaker 2>somebody had an uber story that was really funny. Let

0:52:45.960 --> 0:52:49.080
<v Speaker 2>me try to find that. Uh it was cut up.

0:52:49.120 --> 0:52:51.880
<v Speaker 2>I didn't have a queue up bout up up. I

0:52:52.040 --> 0:52:54.200
<v Speaker 2>wasn't I wasn't even thinking because I was just like, oh,

0:52:54.200 --> 0:52:55.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to do this, And then I'm like,

0:52:55.760 --> 0:53:00.440
<v Speaker 2>actually I should because I did ask them. Oh, somebody

0:53:00.480 --> 0:53:04.880
<v Speaker 2>wrote from London. I think her name is Sasha. Sasha. Hey, girls,

0:53:04.960 --> 0:53:07.439
<v Speaker 2>I hope you're doing both. No, I hope you're both

0:53:07.480 --> 0:53:10.040
<v Speaker 2>shining and doing well. Just letting you know that I'm

0:53:10.080 --> 0:53:16.839
<v Speaker 2>listening from my kitchen in sunny London. Was okay, Since

0:53:16.880 --> 0:53:18.759
<v Speaker 2>if you're in Sunny London, go down to Short Ditch

0:53:19.040 --> 0:53:22.560
<v Speaker 2>and the hotel that I, uh, the bartender works at

0:53:22.719 --> 0:53:23.799
<v Speaker 2>is called Actually.

0:53:23.560 --> 0:53:25.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember the name of the hotel. Fuck fuck

0:53:25.719 --> 0:53:27.520
<v Speaker 1>can you find out? Yeah, I'm gonna find out right.

0:53:27.520 --> 0:53:31.959
<v Speaker 2>No, okay, let me continue. Work's been a madness. Work

0:53:31.960 --> 0:53:34.719
<v Speaker 2>has been madness today. So you two are bringing me

0:53:35.160 --> 0:53:38.480
<v Speaker 2>joy whilst I cook dinner. You're both so witty and

0:53:38.640 --> 0:53:42.480
<v Speaker 2>razor sharp. Keep it up, ladies, you're winning. Alexandra X

0:53:42.640 --> 0:53:47.720
<v Speaker 2>so sorry Alexandra from London. Thank you, baby, baby, You're fantastic.

0:53:48.760 --> 0:53:54.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh and then we had Tiara Sinda's a bad Uber experience.

0:53:54.200 --> 0:53:56.400
<v Speaker 2>I guess it's from the last episode that we just

0:53:56.440 --> 0:54:00.279
<v Speaker 2>put up. Last summer, my mother and I I went

0:54:00.400 --> 0:54:02.920
<v Speaker 2>to go to the met in NYC. We caught an

0:54:03.040 --> 0:54:05.680
<v Speaker 2>Uber back to Penn Station and this guy was the

0:54:05.800 --> 0:54:08.560
<v Speaker 2>worst driver I've ever had. When we got to the station,

0:54:08.719 --> 0:54:10.319
<v Speaker 2>we tried to get out, and he yelled at us

0:54:10.400 --> 0:54:12.239
<v Speaker 2>to stay in the car because he wanted to drop

0:54:12.760 --> 0:54:16.200
<v Speaker 2>us around the corner. He then tries to take off

0:54:16.920 --> 0:54:19.640
<v Speaker 2>and the taxi lane in front of the station and

0:54:19.840 --> 0:54:24.080
<v Speaker 2>almost hits another taxi. The taximan starts yelling, and our

0:54:24.160 --> 0:54:27.400
<v Speaker 2>Uber keeps moving forward and crashes into the taxi.

0:54:28.200 --> 0:54:30.640
<v Speaker 4>This is battle of Uber versus taxi.

0:54:30.800 --> 0:54:31.840
<v Speaker 1>That's what's really happening.

0:54:32.560 --> 0:54:35.000
<v Speaker 2>Then the taximan gets out of the car, comes over

0:54:35.080 --> 0:54:38.359
<v Speaker 2>and opens the backseat door and starts screaming at us,

0:54:38.719 --> 0:54:41.640
<v Speaker 2>what ladies. My mother and I were shook and I

0:54:41.719 --> 0:54:43.520
<v Speaker 2>had to jump out and run away because if a

0:54:43.600 --> 0:54:46.960
<v Speaker 2>full brawl I was about to happen. The police ran over,

0:54:47.040 --> 0:54:49.799
<v Speaker 2>and eventually the police ran over. Eventually, but my mom

0:54:49.840 --> 0:54:52.360
<v Speaker 2>and I was out of there. I wonder if they

0:54:52.440 --> 0:54:56.160
<v Speaker 2>paid it's an Uber. They of course they paid, yeah,

0:54:56.160 --> 0:54:57.719
<v Speaker 2>but I would have just wrote like, oh my god,

0:54:57.800 --> 0:54:58.719
<v Speaker 2>here's my experience.

0:54:58.960 --> 0:55:01.279
<v Speaker 1>And Uber was gonna give them five dollars. You know

0:55:01.360 --> 0:55:03.799
<v Speaker 1>that's what Uber does. No, no, no, no, people, wait,

0:55:03.840 --> 0:55:04.120
<v Speaker 1>hold on.

0:55:04.239 --> 0:55:07.279
<v Speaker 2>I got into Uber like three weeks three days ago,

0:55:07.560 --> 0:55:09.080
<v Speaker 2>and my Uber got in an accident.

0:55:09.480 --> 0:55:11.880
<v Speaker 1>I took pictures in everything. Boo. I got out in

0:55:11.920 --> 0:55:14.000
<v Speaker 1>the front. I was taking photos. Send it to Uber.

0:55:14.040 --> 0:55:15.239
<v Speaker 1>They sent me all my money back.

0:55:16.640 --> 0:55:17.920
<v Speaker 3>It sounds like they ran out and jumped on the

0:55:17.960 --> 0:55:21.280
<v Speaker 3>Long Island railroad. So I don't think they took pictures

0:55:21.320 --> 0:55:22.680
<v Speaker 3>of the uber crash.

0:55:23.120 --> 0:55:25.000
<v Speaker 1>There's other stuff, but I can't find it right now.

0:55:26.440 --> 0:55:28.560
<v Speaker 2>You know, there's you know. I love that you guys

0:55:28.600 --> 0:55:31.520
<v Speaker 2>are sending us stuff. We feel way more official.

0:55:31.840 --> 0:55:34.000
<v Speaker 1>Just keep sending this. If you guys have more than

0:55:34.040 --> 0:55:35.120
<v Speaker 1>bisc off, send that as well.

0:55:35.200 --> 0:55:38.160
<v Speaker 2>You got bathing suits, bathing suits, y'all got bathing suits,

0:55:38.200 --> 0:55:41.520
<v Speaker 2>You got dick Listen, well, I wear a size two

0:55:41.560 --> 0:55:44.920
<v Speaker 2>and bathing suits, and I wear a size twelve and dicks,

0:55:48.200 --> 0:55:49.719
<v Speaker 2>and I'll take whatever she's having.

0:55:52.760 --> 0:55:54.920
<v Speaker 4>Some of the listeners are real, real cute, and the

0:55:55.000 --> 0:55:55.640
<v Speaker 4>DM s too.

0:55:58.120 --> 0:56:01.040
<v Speaker 1>DM, this is what they're talking about. He producer Andrew

0:56:01.200 --> 0:56:02.680
<v Speaker 1>love You on the podcast in the background.

0:56:02.960 --> 0:56:04.600
<v Speaker 4>In the background, well, I made it bit.

0:56:06.040 --> 0:56:07.839
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I know this is a big deal.

0:56:07.960 --> 0:56:12.440
<v Speaker 2>Marie talking about her excursions, and then andrew a microphone like, we're.

0:56:12.440 --> 0:56:16.160
<v Speaker 3>Really just elevating as a group. It feels like a

0:56:16.200 --> 0:56:17.000
<v Speaker 3>Patreon episode.

0:56:17.040 --> 0:56:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, surely this is so free and it's stupid. It

0:56:20.000 --> 0:56:22.320
<v Speaker 1>should have been on Patreon. It's just so free, you

0:56:22.360 --> 0:56:23.080
<v Speaker 1>know what Marie said.

0:56:23.120 --> 0:56:25.080
<v Speaker 2>Marie was like, oh, no, no, no, I have to

0:56:25.280 --> 0:56:27.800
<v Speaker 2>I have to tell all of this on on the

0:56:27.880 --> 0:56:29.800
<v Speaker 2>pot and I was like, you know what's funny, We

0:56:29.920 --> 0:56:33.680
<v Speaker 2>got some more stories to put on the Patreon. Anal

0:56:33.760 --> 0:56:36.799
<v Speaker 2>in the Ace, we got that Anal in the Anal

0:56:36.880 --> 0:56:38.920
<v Speaker 2>in the Ace. Yeah, Marie, you got another story that

0:56:39.000 --> 0:56:39.799
<v Speaker 2>you didn't put on here.

0:56:40.040 --> 0:56:43.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh, we're gonna put me on Blessed. So you guys,

0:56:44.000 --> 0:56:45.600
<v Speaker 1>flight on over to the Patreon if you want to

0:56:45.600 --> 0:56:50.319
<v Speaker 1>hear Anal in the A. You see I do Si,

0:56:50.480 --> 0:56:55.399
<v Speaker 1>you see I plum the baby Patreon. It's something wrong

0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:56.520
<v Speaker 1>with you, dude, it is.

0:56:56.840 --> 0:56:57.000
<v Speaker 4>Yes.

0:56:57.040 --> 0:56:59.200
<v Speaker 3>Sidney was like, save all your stories for the Patreon

0:56:59.239 --> 0:57:01.400
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, Sis, it's too many people listening

0:57:01.520 --> 0:57:04.800
<v Speaker 3>that know that I'm gone and want to know what's happening.

0:57:05.040 --> 0:57:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, did you pray? Her is a movement? Sis, it's

0:57:07.680 --> 0:57:12.680
<v Speaker 1>a mood did you uh, did you miss us? The podcast?

0:57:12.960 --> 0:57:15.480
<v Speaker 1>No us, like all your friends, your family.

0:57:16.120 --> 0:57:18.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know some of the days, some of the

0:57:18.480 --> 0:57:19.800
<v Speaker 3>nights when I was out and I was like, oh,

0:57:19.920 --> 0:57:21.400
<v Speaker 3>I gotta be out here by myself.

0:57:22.400 --> 0:57:24.320
<v Speaker 2>I got to be social out here in New Street.

0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:27.840
<v Speaker 2>I was I'm not I'm not built to travel by myself.

0:57:28.320 --> 0:57:31.720
<v Speaker 1>You're not. I'm not built to be like traveling by myself.

0:57:31.840 --> 0:57:34.680
<v Speaker 3>If I'm meeting people who live in different cities, yes,

0:57:34.920 --> 0:57:37.680
<v Speaker 3>but actually being on a road alone, I was like,

0:57:37.800 --> 0:57:38.440
<v Speaker 3>this sucks.

0:57:39.360 --> 0:57:42.680
<v Speaker 4>You have companions, though, you had some companions out there,

0:57:42.760 --> 0:57:43.280
<v Speaker 4>have three.

0:57:43.120 --> 0:57:44.880
<v Speaker 1>Companions and one of them was trash.

0:57:45.000 --> 0:57:45.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:57:45.240 --> 0:57:47.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean one of them was nice, but he's trashed too.

0:57:47.360 --> 0:57:49.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I just every time I saw you pose something,

0:57:49.880 --> 0:57:53.320
<v Speaker 2>I was like, damn, Marie needs me, because I was like,

0:57:53.520 --> 0:57:55.560
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I know she has looks who can

0:57:55.600 --> 0:57:56.400
<v Speaker 2>take pictures of her?

0:57:56.680 --> 0:57:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, And that was like the most upsetting part about

0:57:59.840 --> 0:58:01.800
<v Speaker 1>the trip is like, who's gonna take all these feos?

0:58:01.920 --> 0:58:03.800
<v Speaker 4>You had some really cute photos, Yeah that I took.

0:58:04.240 --> 0:58:07.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that I took, like the dude from last night

0:58:07.560 --> 0:58:11.200
<v Speaker 1>in a mirror, which is fine. You're an influencer and

0:58:11.480 --> 0:58:14.200
<v Speaker 1>that's like our brand to have a mirror pick.

0:58:14.600 --> 0:58:14.840
<v Speaker 4>It was.

0:58:15.080 --> 0:58:15.720
<v Speaker 1>It was crazy.

0:58:16.040 --> 0:58:21.640
<v Speaker 2>But I I left my my Airbnb like twenty days earlier,

0:58:21.720 --> 0:58:23.720
<v Speaker 2>twenty one days early, and the chick was not trying

0:58:23.760 --> 0:58:26.640
<v Speaker 2>to give me my money back what so I had

0:58:26.720 --> 0:58:29.360
<v Speaker 2>it was this whole thing where my grandma, there's drama

0:58:29.440 --> 0:58:31.840
<v Speaker 2>and my yeah, and my grandfather had died the day

0:58:31.880 --> 0:58:36.600
<v Speaker 2>before I left Frome, I know, and so Airbnb was like, well,

0:58:36.880 --> 0:58:40.440
<v Speaker 2>if there's an extenuating sick circumstance, then you'll get you

0:58:40.600 --> 0:58:41.120
<v Speaker 2>We'll get.

0:58:41.000 --> 0:58:43.440
<v Speaker 1>You your money back. Somebody died and I was like,

0:58:44.000 --> 0:58:45.240
<v Speaker 1>somebody did, Actually, somebody did.

0:58:45.400 --> 0:58:45.840
<v Speaker 4>Actually.

0:58:46.160 --> 0:58:46.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:58:46.960 --> 0:58:49.560
<v Speaker 3>So the trip was not at all planned because I thought, oh,

0:58:49.760 --> 0:58:52.480
<v Speaker 3>three weeks one place. I made no plans, no arrangements

0:58:52.520 --> 0:58:53.280
<v Speaker 3>to go nowhere else.

0:58:53.440 --> 0:58:56.520
<v Speaker 1>Marie Adrian just called, hey Adrian, you're on the pod.

0:58:57.920 --> 0:59:05.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh I thought you were ringing the doorbell. Wow?

0:59:05.680 --> 0:59:08.440
<v Speaker 2>Do you do you hear that open relationship energy? She's like,

0:59:08.560 --> 0:59:11.800
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, just saw you are at the door, goodbye. Wow.

0:59:11.920 --> 0:59:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Did you see how my own girlfriend curved me on

0:59:13.680 --> 0:59:15.520
<v Speaker 1>my fucking podcast? Sidney, what you're gonna do?

0:59:15.560 --> 0:59:17.400
<v Speaker 3>You need to have a hot girl summer too. She's

0:59:17.440 --> 0:59:19.640
<v Speaker 3>in an open relationship, you win an open relationship.

0:59:19.720 --> 0:59:23.240
<v Speaker 1>Now we don't get you some hopes. No, I don't

0:59:23.240 --> 0:59:27.720
<v Speaker 1>want to get you some hopes, some young mos. No,

0:59:27.920 --> 0:59:30.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't want anybody. I'm all sad. I don't have

0:59:30.320 --> 0:59:33.919
<v Speaker 1>the mental capacity. Janew Monne walks in right now lives

0:59:33.960 --> 0:59:36.880
<v Speaker 1>how skirt up? What you're doing? Sis? I don't like

0:59:37.000 --> 0:59:44.440
<v Speaker 1>these hypothetical scenarios. Is coming in to do uh seek treatment?

0:59:52.640 --> 0:59:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Dang so No?

0:59:56.040 --> 0:59:58.240
<v Speaker 3>No, she pulls up, you bump into her at the

0:59:58.320 --> 1:00:00.600
<v Speaker 3>Age Hotel. Sis, what's happening?

1:00:02.640 --> 1:00:05.400
<v Speaker 1>I really love that tight Rope song that you had

1:00:05.600 --> 1:00:10.120
<v Speaker 1>back years ago. I really love that song.

1:00:10.240 --> 1:00:13.280
<v Speaker 2>Nothing from the new album, nothing about Figures, No, that

1:00:13.440 --> 1:00:15.240
<v Speaker 2>song that you released nineteen years ago.

1:00:15.280 --> 1:00:19.640
<v Speaker 1>I really loved your eyebrows in Moonlight. Wow. I have

1:00:19.800 --> 1:00:21.480
<v Speaker 1>no game. I know that I have no game.

1:00:21.520 --> 1:00:24.960
<v Speaker 2>People people message me in my dms, and they're very

1:00:25.160 --> 1:00:29.240
<v Speaker 2>respectful and friendly and just. There will be a couple

1:00:29.280 --> 1:00:32.960
<v Speaker 2>of people who will say, like, damn, no disrespect, but

1:00:33.120 --> 1:00:36.240
<v Speaker 2>damn you fine, no disrespect, but damn them titties. No,

1:00:36.440 --> 1:00:38.280
<v Speaker 2>they don't say that, they don't even say that. They're

1:00:38.480 --> 1:00:41.960
<v Speaker 2>very like they I'm everybody's aunt. It's crazy because I'm

1:00:42.000 --> 1:00:42.760
<v Speaker 2>younger than everyone.

1:00:43.440 --> 1:00:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Hilarious. People don't say anything disrespectful to me and my

1:00:49.080 --> 1:00:50.360
<v Speaker 1>dms either, So there's that.

1:00:50.800 --> 1:00:54.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well Marie, you're fucking ruthless, especially now you know

1:00:54.680 --> 1:00:56.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm a hoe now, so I really have no filter,

1:00:57.000 --> 1:00:59.240
<v Speaker 2>no qualms about shutting down a man in a wheelchair.

1:01:00.200 --> 1:01:01.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sitting on you or that ship.

1:01:04.520 --> 1:01:05.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh, merch.

1:01:07.680 --> 1:01:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Sitting on that chair. He was like, everything works.

1:01:12.240 --> 1:01:14.080
<v Speaker 4>Wait, how did you not see that he was in

1:01:14.320 --> 1:01:15.480
<v Speaker 4>a chair which.

1:01:15.280 --> 1:01:16.040
<v Speaker 1>I hadn't deleted?

1:01:16.120 --> 1:01:18.560
<v Speaker 2>Well, he he unmatched me, but how did I not

1:01:18.680 --> 1:01:21.440
<v Speaker 2>see he's not One of the pictures was like him

1:01:21.560 --> 1:01:22.160
<v Speaker 2>laying in like.

1:01:22.200 --> 1:01:25.480
<v Speaker 1>A hammock with like how did he get axes? He

1:01:25.640 --> 1:01:29.680
<v Speaker 1>rolled a havock and threw his body at it.

1:01:32.640 --> 1:01:36.000
<v Speaker 4>He was like, the most problematic thing.

1:01:35.960 --> 1:01:41.800
<v Speaker 1>I think we're all was what his problematic? I feel

1:01:41.840 --> 1:01:45.040
<v Speaker 1>like we'll have more to talk about as well going forward.

1:01:45.160 --> 1:01:48.680
<v Speaker 1>We're going to try to get some a less guess

1:01:49.080 --> 1:01:54.120
<v Speaker 1>coming up. It's in the works, merch a list guests

1:01:54.200 --> 1:01:55.480
<v Speaker 1>coming in the works.

1:01:56.160 --> 1:01:58.800
<v Speaker 2>And the Wordy messaged me on Instagram and was like,

1:02:00.520 --> 1:02:03.320
<v Speaker 2>every time you guys say merch, is somebody writing down

1:02:03.440 --> 1:02:04.320
<v Speaker 2>the stuff for merch?

1:02:04.760 --> 1:02:07.840
<v Speaker 4>And I was like I was, but then I realized

1:02:07.840 --> 1:02:09.800
<v Speaker 4>that it was like you were saying merch after every

1:02:09.840 --> 1:02:11.600
<v Speaker 4>single thing that I was like, I can't keep up.

1:02:11.960 --> 1:02:13.840
<v Speaker 1>You can't keep up that right there is merch.

1:02:14.120 --> 1:02:15.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, merch.

1:02:17.480 --> 1:02:19.560
<v Speaker 1>But someone wrote me they were like, yeah, I think

1:02:19.840 --> 1:02:23.680
<v Speaker 1>you guys saying merch is is the bit is merch. Yeah,

1:02:23.680 --> 1:02:24.160
<v Speaker 1>it's merch.

1:02:24.240 --> 1:02:26.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, if you can make a shirt, this is.

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<v Speaker 2>And then one person wrote me was like, if you

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<v Speaker 2>guys don't fucking make something that it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Merch worthy already. I'm so tired of you saying merch.

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<v Speaker 1>Just fucking do it already.

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<v Speaker 2>What would be the one thing that you was like, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>put some fire underneath my ass, bitch, Yeah, talk to

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<v Speaker 2>me crazy, I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on summer fucking moist. Yeah, stick a biscoff in

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<v Speaker 1>my ass. Yeah, golf in my ass. Crazy than anything said,

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<v Speaker 1>the actually is pizza and salads. That's merch. Biscoff in

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<v Speaker 1>my ass. I'm not wearing that shirt. That's not coming

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<v Speaker 1>to my size.

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<v Speaker 4>Merch.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you say, Andrew? What was your question?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, what what would be the one thing that

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<v Speaker 4>you put on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Merch cotton gaunt and then the word merch.

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<v Speaker 4>I like merch. Merch is so funny merch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean that's what we do. An Ariel font just.

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<v Speaker 4>Big o live action. What do we think?

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't care about these live actions. I was like, you,

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<v Speaker 2>we are so bored. We literally cannot rep We can't

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<v Speaker 2>do new content. We have to go back in the

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<v Speaker 2>vault and make things.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's some new stuff there. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how I feel about a black Mermaid.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like they gave her red locks and it's like,

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<v Speaker 4>was that a real photo? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like a like a vintage not mermaid outfit. Just

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I feel like it's gonna look bad. I

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<v Speaker 3>have a lot of thoughts about it. But somebody was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but Brandy gave us Cinderella and it was like the

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<v Speaker 3>best Cinderella ever. And I was like, oh, I forgot

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<v Speaker 3>uh we had a black Cinderella and whoop he was

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<v Speaker 3>in it and the prince was Asian. They gave us everything.

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<v Speaker 3>They gave us multicultural Cinderella. So maybe they'll do it up,

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm saying. Maybe they'll do it well. But

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<v Speaker 3>McCarthy is Ursula and that I think is problematic. Why

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<v Speaker 3>because because Ursula, in my mind, is either a big

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<v Speaker 3>black woman or a big black drag queen.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, Ursula is not a.

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<v Speaker 2>Funny, goofy white lady, right, lusisamccarthy is not gonna play.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not gonna give us drama. She's gonna give us

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like silly. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, she can't sing, and she can't sing yeah, mess yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not here for black Ursula taking a white

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<v Speaker 1>woman's voice. I'm not here for that. I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like a drag queen could have done it and

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<v Speaker 1>would have done it. Yeah they should, queen. I would

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<v Speaker 1>have been here for a drag queen. It would have

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<v Speaker 1>been the drac queen would have nailed it.

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<v Speaker 4>Disney would never do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Disney would never the one like the one.

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<v Speaker 4>Character in live action Beating the Beast was supposed to

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<v Speaker 4>be gay and then people were like, we're not even

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<v Speaker 4>showing it at the theater. We can't even show it

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<v Speaker 4>to the children. They can't. Yes, yeah, that little one.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it was like Josh Goad, was he gay

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<v Speaker 4>in the movie. I don't watch it and I's just

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<v Speaker 4>read all the headline are.

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<v Speaker 1>They're so complicated it's a fucking animation. Yeah, but people

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<v Speaker 1>like what they like.

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<v Speaker 2>Like when the Hunger Games books movie came out, people

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<v Speaker 2>were like, Roue's.

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<v Speaker 1>Black in the book.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't say and it was like she's not even

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<v Speaker 3>a main characteristic like let this little black girl get

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<v Speaker 3>her little chick.

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<v Speaker 1>And they were like, no, people get super upset about

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<v Speaker 1>this movie stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw the New Spider Man and Zenda. Zenda is

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<v Speaker 3>Mary Jane good character this.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl playing.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't she's taller than Spider Man. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't make noice. I was like they could have picked them.

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<v Speaker 3>Kirsten dunst Back.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, what her fu up teeth? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey hey she.

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<v Speaker 1>Has character merch merch. Well did we learn anything today?

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<v Speaker 1>So much?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, I'm exhausted from everything that you told us, Marie.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad that you've You're like you're turning a

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<v Speaker 2>new leaf. You're telling us your business. You're fucking left

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<v Speaker 2>and right, no condom.

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<v Speaker 1>Condoms ever time you're talking about your county, wash a math,

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<v Speaker 1>I went soapia bitch, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>You could keep telling us your business and you know

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<v Speaker 3>there's always a chair for you at the podcast if

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<v Speaker 3>there's nobody sitting in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course, this is the first time I've ever sat

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<v Speaker 4>in the shirt. It feels so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you know now, but it's still moist from.

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<v Speaker 4>Last week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, the good thing is is that people were

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<v Speaker 2>already sliding in your dms before. But now it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>y'all should just flood that ship or put shady palm

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<v Speaker 2>trees all over his fucking Instagram? Can we Jack Knight Andrew?

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<v Speaker 1>Please? Can we do that shady palm trees all over

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<v Speaker 1>his ship?

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<v Speaker 3>And for those of you who have not yet done this,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm sure it's many of you, go ahead and

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<v Speaker 3>go to Jack Knight's.

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<v Speaker 1>Space, we can. He just bought a tesla. He just

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<v Speaker 1>he has money. He just bought a tesla. He bought

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<v Speaker 1>a tesla. Yeah, he just he rented a tesla, or

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<v Speaker 1>he bought it all. He bought it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's what happens when you make that grownish money,

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<v Speaker 3>that blackish he's making ABC money.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fucking stupid, man.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I can't wait to ride in that tesla. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait for us to get that kind of money.

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<v Speaker 1>If I had that type of money, then I would.

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<v Speaker 1>We still wouldn't buy that car. I wouldn't buy that

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<v Speaker 1>car and buy that car, but I would be even

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<v Speaker 1>meaner to men and meaner to me. So I would

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<v Speaker 1>that be meaner to you, Sis, be meaner to men?

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<v Speaker 3>I would literally, you'd be nicer to me in the app,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be the same level of mean to you, consistent

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<v Speaker 3>level mean slash nights.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you take me to dinner? Sis?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Were we not talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Us both having money and you're asking me to You know, Sidney,

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<v Speaker 3>you have a job now and I'm unemployed, and you

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<v Speaker 3>have not taken me to dinner with your corporate.

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<v Speaker 1>Card, So honestly, I don't have one, honestly.

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<v Speaker 2>And let's not forget when I was you, when I

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<v Speaker 2>was a waitress, I was like Marie was my girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever you want you want to ubers, I got you.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get food. You want drinks?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, remember on Valentine's Day when you saved me,

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<v Speaker 3>you sent me that uber. I was on a date

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<v Speaker 3>with this dude and he was.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, got uber all the way from the

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<v Speaker 2>Upper East Side and brought you to my job.

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<v Speaker 1>I am fucking great. A We're I'm so glad we're

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<v Speaker 1>together here. Give me your hand. I missed you. I

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<v Speaker 1>got chips, I got bisk call this bitch. I got

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<v Speaker 1>bisclough in my hair hands. I love you all right, bye, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure you raise, subscribe, review all that shit, and

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<v Speaker 2>don't be ho shaming. Okay, eat, pray how and if

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<v Speaker 2>you get there and you feel like you're not gonna come, tell.

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<v Speaker 1>Him, I didn't come here to suck your dick. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's merch merch.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't come here to suck your dick merch. Can

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<v Speaker 2>that be our second shirt? That's our second shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>The first one is merch merch. The second one is

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't come here to suck your dick. Can we

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<v Speaker 1>get stickers? My stickiers?

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<v Speaker 4>I love it?

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<v Speaker 1>License plates? All right? Bye, guys, Thank you, Love your

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<v Speaker 1>terrible faces, by friend.

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