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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hey, guys, so good to be here. You know on time?

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Speaker 1: What time did you arrive? Friend? At twelve twenty? Wow?

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Speaker 1: And Andrew, you arrived exact?

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Speaker 3: Oh my, oh god, eleven for I arrived at twelve

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Speaker 3: fifty now twelve now, So my apologies friend, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: And oh I was awake early today because I hadn't.

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Speaker 3: I was awake early. I don't have an excuse. I

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Speaker 3: do not have one.

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Speaker 1: He was awake early.

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Speaker 3: I was got up early this morning. What time did

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Speaker 3: you get up? I got up at eight something?

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Speaker 1: Why so early, Marie?

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Speaker 3: Well, since I had an interesting evening and I had

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Speaker 3: to wake up early to reflect my soul.

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Speaker 1: What my soul was like? No, niggas, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I no, you don't deserve all this rest. I can't

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Speaker 1: even wow. I well, we'll get into it.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, Mari's late, and we text her like, hey,

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Speaker 2: where are you?

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't get text from you guys saying where

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Speaker 1: are you?

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Speaker 4: Not?

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Speaker 1: Where are you?

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Speaker 3: But no, I hit you guys twelve twenty something and

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Speaker 3: said I'll be there in ten to fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she Oh Marie, tell them what you told

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Speaker 1: me to do? Well?

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Speaker 3: I mean you were like, Wow, can't believe like you

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Speaker 3: sent me a very mean emoji, and I was like, sorry,

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Speaker 3: record some ads or something, so the studio time is

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Speaker 3: not going to waste, you know, right we in here.

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Speaker 3: I had already did that. I was on I was listen.

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Speaker 3: I was vacationing out of the country. Didn't know when

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Speaker 3: the ads got recorded.

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Speaker 2: So oh well, I mean, if you listen to our episodes,

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Speaker 2: you know that they've been recorded. I don't know what

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Speaker 2: you're saying, friend, h exactly, I have no idea what

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Speaker 2: you're saying to me right now coming you're coming in hot.

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Speaker 1: It's too hot outside for all this heat in here.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, Marie's back. We're so happy. We're so excited.

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Speaker 1: It sounds so stoked.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're so excited to hear all of everything.

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Speaker 1: Wow, the e prey ho. But wait before you get

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Speaker 1: into that, what happened last night?

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Speaker 3: Well, sis, you're speaking of v prey ho. I said,

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Speaker 3: let me go get some dick tonight. And that was

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Speaker 3: last night.

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Speaker 1: And I uh.

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Speaker 3: Matched with this dude earlier in the day and we

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Speaker 3: had been talking and I was like, is he cuted?

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Speaker 1: And I sent his photo to Carolina and she was like,

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Speaker 1: he's hot. Can I see him? How come do you?

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Speaker 1: Maria always messages everybody.

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Speaker 3: Else, only message Carolina and Andre because they don't sex

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Speaker 3: or dick shame me.

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Speaker 2: You do that, you did, you'd be dick shaming. You'd

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Speaker 2: be like, you'd be like him. That person ain't no

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Speaker 2: black people.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, Carolina and Andre are my two messiest because

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Speaker 3: they have no.

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Speaker 1: Stand They won't shame me.

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Speaker 2: No, they don't shame her because they will literally fuck

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Speaker 2: a wall so she feels safe.

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Speaker 3: It's not about well me banging a wall doesn't make

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Speaker 3: me feel safe. Sis that unless there's a chair there. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: Look listen, So I matched with this dude and I

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Speaker 3: got real high last night and it was really late

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Speaker 3: in It was like eleven o'clock and we had been

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Speaker 3: talking back and forth and he was like he was like, so,

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Speaker 3: I guess you're not coming and I was like, uh.

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Speaker 1: He was like, or do you need me to come

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Speaker 1: get you? And I was like, oh, it's a left driver.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, ah. If he hadn't, if he

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Speaker 1: didn't come pick me up, I would not have gone wait,

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Speaker 1: can I see a picture? How abut I tell you who?

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Speaker 1: I play him?

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Speaker 4: In the movie.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Oh my god, he's missing his eyes.

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Speaker 3: You're playing in a movie, Mario, Will you say it's

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Speaker 3: just a friend like bigger, but like bigger, like buff,

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Speaker 3: like buff, but like when he took his shirt off,

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Speaker 2: Like all you do is shoulders, like you don't do nothing,

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Speaker 2: you don't do nothing else.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, all right, So this, so he came

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Speaker 1: to pick me up.

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Speaker 2: So this pillowcase looking uber driver came and picked you up.

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Speaker 1: Pillowcase braid my hair, came and picked me up. And

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Speaker 1: you know, I made him wait for ten minutes outside.

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Speaker 3: And then when I got down, I was like, what

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Speaker 3: And I was like, oh so.

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Speaker 1: He forty five?

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Speaker 3: The dudes no his Okay, so his profile says twenty seven, right,

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Speaker 1: So I get in the car and I'm and it's

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Speaker 1: weird already. It's weird. I should not have gone right.

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Speaker 1: I don't know this man.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to do vacation eat prey host stuff in

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Speaker 3: my neighborhood and that doesn't stupid, doesn't make sense. But

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Speaker 3: I'm like, ah, well.

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Speaker 1: What do you do?

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Speaker 3: He was like, I'm a junior architect and I was like,

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Speaker 3: what does that mean? He was like, do you know

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Speaker 1: I was like yeah. He was like, I'm the junior

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Speaker 2: He was definitely lying because he could not tell me

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Speaker 2: what an architect did.

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Speaker 1: How come you're nation all this ship up top sis On.

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Speaker 2: His profile he says junior architect twenty seven. So in

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Speaker 2: the car, I'm like, well, what do you do? Well?

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Speaker 3: Less insists everything that I did last night was foolish

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Speaker 3: and I should not be here right now, right right.

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Speaker 3: So we get to his house. He lives alone. It's

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Speaker 1: Think it was weird? Everything?

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Speaker 3: Uh, everything was just awkward. I think he was no

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Speaker 1: He also needed glasses. He was very blind.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but them autistic got the strength Dick aut Dick

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Speaker 3: Well, let me talk about his autistic. TWA's not good.

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Speaker 3: We never kissed. We never kissed, oh my, which is strange.

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Speaker 3: I was there for like fifteen minutes and then I

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Speaker 3: like so he's like, we're hooking up.

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Speaker 1: A little bit and he's like, let me see your tongue.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, sir, I didn't come here to

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Speaker 3: was like what. And I was like, here's a better idea.

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Speaker 3: How about I sit on your face? And he was like,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, he's really he

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Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, my stomach hurts. I

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Speaker 1: gotta go. He was like, what you feel like you need?

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Speaker 1: He's like, no, this was me. It was.

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Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not gonna come tonight, so I

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Speaker 3: So I was like, uh what.

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Speaker 1: My stomach hurts. I don't feel good. He was like,

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Speaker 2: I was like, I think I need a pooh boo.

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Speaker 2: And then I went to order an uber but he

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Speaker 2: your on your Instagram?

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Speaker 1: What do you do?

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Speaker 3: I was like, sir, you are asking these questions too

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Speaker 1: So wait, So he was inside you and then you

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Speaker 1: were like, no, no, it wasn't It wasn't good.

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Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, I should not be here, okay,

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Speaker 3: and this is not gonna end well for me.

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Speaker 1: One of us is gonna come and it's not gonna

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Speaker 1: be me. So I'm gonna leave immediately. When you said

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't be there, I was like, how did you

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Speaker 4: So I left.

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Speaker 1: He dropped me off and I'm like, is he a psycho?

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Speaker 3: Like you knows where I live? I deleted my tender

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Speaker 3: last night. That's what I did.

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Speaker 4: I chatter.

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Speaker 3: That's how bad it was tenderest for vacations only.

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Speaker 1: I'm still on a hinge.

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Speaker 3: I feel like back in New York. What I want

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Speaker 3: on hinges. We have conversations, then we go get a drink,

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Speaker 1: Home, So you're reckless, though.

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Speaker 2: I know I am reckless and I got home and

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Speaker 2: audience supervision. That's why you need to be messaging me, bitch.

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Speaker 2: You messaged in Carolina, Carolina.

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Speaker 1: I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I have not spoken to Andre about this yet. So

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Speaker 3: Carolina was We were on the phone all day yesterday,

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Speaker 3: so she naturally is the person that I was talking

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Speaker 3: to about this. She was like, call me in the

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Speaker 1: Hour after that, and she was like, uh, what happened? Wait?

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Speaker 1: So I was like, nothing good. I am supportive of

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Speaker 1: the hoeing. If you would have dropped a pin, I

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Speaker 1: would have been there. I would have been outside his house.

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Speaker 1: That's not the support I need. Friend. I don't need you.

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Speaker 3: I don't need to drop a pin in you to

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Speaker 3: be for you to be there when I come outside.

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Speaker 3: I don't need you walk of shame, shaman.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna shore. I'd be like ready to fight.

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Speaker 2: Read it's about to be girl frighten the city city.

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Speaker 2: He would literally blow on you and you would fall

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Speaker 2: down the seats.

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Speaker 1: Sydney.

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Speaker 3: You would shout you humpty dumpty. He would humpty dumpty

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Speaker 3: that ass.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I would have left eye his ship and you know,

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Speaker 2: a lot of match, okay, but light is.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to a little kim. He said, my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm anyway. So that was last night.

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Speaker 3: But all of the hoeing that I did internationally, I

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. You don't need to be smart. It's

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Speaker 2: just you need to make sure you're safe. Yeah, smartnes

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Speaker 2: doesn't have anything yesterday. No, smart and safe do go

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Speaker 2: hand in hand. If you're not smart, you're not safe

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Speaker 2: if you if you're smart, you might not fuck But

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Speaker 1: I should.

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Speaker 3: I should have stayed my high ass in the house

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Speaker 2: And then I was like, I knew you was about

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Speaker 1: I was like, what you're doing tonight? Silence. I was like, oh.

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Speaker 2: I started to text you back and I was on

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Speaker 1: Now this is my main gig. You know I'm unemployed.

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Speaker 1: This is my main gig.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I tried to repeat something that worked for me

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Speaker 2: I mean, the people have literally been on the edge

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Speaker 1: So tell everybody about the stories.

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Speaker 2: This is this story, this episode is it's all about

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Speaker 2: Marie re re re re forget about me, me me Sorry.

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Speaker 1: If we just go back a couple.

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Speaker 3: Of weeks, there was an episode that was all about you,

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Speaker 3: through that hilarious story of your struggle and it was

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Speaker 1: You you you you.

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Speaker 2: Singing I'm here. I'm also I'm on the same key

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Speaker 2: don't know.

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Speaker 1: I truly know nothing. Oh you know some I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You know that. When I went to London, I match

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Speaker 2: Start exactly off where you started with the e Prey

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Speaker 1: They want to know where you started. Okay, So I started.

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Speaker 1: Get the hell out of here. This place sucks. My

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Speaker 1: Sis got options. Okay, Sis went to Switzerland.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yum chocolate factory, cheese museum, doing all that cool

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Speaker 3: Swiss stuff. But that doesn't matter. I didn't bang nobody

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Speaker 3: in know those places. I get to London. I match

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Speaker 3: with this guy. He's like his profile said Fridays are

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Speaker 1: I was like, today's Friday. Yeah. So I matched with

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Speaker 3: I was like eating and shopping and he was like,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yes, I do. You're buying nine

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Speaker 3: So you were supposed to meet up and am I

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Speaker 1: I'm not telling the story. How you told me the story?

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Speaker 1: How I told you? Okay, great, got it.

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Speaker 3: So meet up with this guy and he's exactly what

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Speaker 3: you think he is. He's exactly what you think a

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Speaker 3: He's white and short, and we go.

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Speaker 1: In and uh, it's kind.

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Speaker 3: Of awkward, but also like sis, you know, when when

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Speaker 3: all the stuff that I think is attractive and everything

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Speaker 1: Sor do you need me to see? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to see me trying this stuff on? You know, I

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Speaker 1: got time.

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Speaker 3: I loationed my butt today, so you know, it's a

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Speaker 1: We get to the register thousands upon thousands of dollars

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Speaker 1: and his card gets declined. Oh that was fun for me.

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Speaker 3: I think that the whole ruse there is his card

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Speaker 2: It's so smart. He's brilliant, genius and I'm gonna do that,

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Speaker 2: are you?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: But not at agent provocateur udea do it at Claire's successorness.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be a rainbow. Rainbow got a lingerie section

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Speaker 1: into baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So then I matched with this black dude, beautiful, bearded,

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Speaker 3: tells me that I'm beautiful. I'm like, thank you, sir,

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Speaker 3: you're beautiful. Also, he asked me how long I'm in

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Speaker 3: so that I matched with this German dude who's like

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Speaker 1: Oh my fucking gosh looking sexies ever just so hot.

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Speaker 3: Oh so beautiful, like beautiful, he had all his teeth

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Speaker 3: and everything. I was like, ah, but I already sat down,

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Speaker 3: and I can't. I mean, there's no way that I

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Speaker 3: in my mind that I can play off us moving Hey.

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Speaker 1: A guy that I don't really care about, a guy

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Speaker 1: that I do, like, is here can we leave? I

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Speaker 3: Instead, I sat there in this bartender's line of sight

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Speaker 3: and laughed really hard all night.

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Speaker 1: Funniest job I've ever heard, screaming.

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Speaker 3: So finally, this white dude goes away to go to

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Speaker 3: have my tabs? W I can close out? And he's like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: what's next after this?

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Speaker 1: What are your plans? I'm like, what are my plans?

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Speaker 3: And I start to say to him, you look really familiar.

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Speaker 3: I think it's because you unmatched me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: And right when I start to say that, the white

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, ah, freaking hey, white dude.

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Speaker 3: So I let him walk me back to my hotel

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Speaker 3: and I was like, I was gonna double back and

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Speaker 1: And I was like, well, what if it wasn't him?

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Speaker 1: It was definitely it was him. Yeah, Marie, what the fuck?

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Speaker 1: How did you drop the ball on that Cabby? I'm

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Speaker 1: so dumb. You could have made a three pointer right there.

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Speaker 1: But he matched me and I was so upset about him.

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Speaker 1: It was him playing hard to get bitch.

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Speaker 2: No, he he wants like a wife. He's he's trying

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Speaker 2: to get his inderes elbow on.

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Speaker 1: He wants a wife.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, So I ended up having sex with somebody else

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Speaker 3: and it was the worst sex in my life.

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Speaker 1: Okay, please explain. It was this little Italian man and

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Speaker 1: I know, and I know I did it wrong.

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Speaker 3: Right, I'm in London. I should have banged a dude

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Speaker 3: from the UK. I banged an Italian that don't speak

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Speaker 3: no English. His name was just seppy. His hair was

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Speaker 3: too long for him to be like laying on top

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Speaker 3: of me. It was the worst sex I've ever had

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Speaker 3: in my life. Literally, while it was happening, I was like,

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Speaker 3: is he inside me?

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Speaker 2: I was like this, this ain't sex. This is wrong right,

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Speaker 2: And his body was squishy.

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Speaker 1: I was like.

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Speaker 3: He had no idea what he was doing. I'm pretty

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Speaker 3: sure he was a virgin. He was twenty six years old.

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Speaker 3: He must have been a virgin. There's no way you're

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Speaker 3: that bad at sex, because he tricked me right, Like

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Speaker 3: the kisses were like good.

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Speaker 1: You were like, oh, Okay, wow, he might he might

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Speaker 1: go know what he's doing right.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Because Italians are good at flirting. What does top lip

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Speaker 3: What does top lip look like? I don't remember, sis,

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Speaker 3: I don't remember, but he looked like do y'all remember

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Speaker 3: the Tarzan cartoon. He looked like that, like if Tarzan,

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Speaker 3: that's who? Yes, But I didn't say that the guy

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Speaker 3: was ugly. I said the dick was ugly, like the

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying. But he was short. He was maybe

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Speaker 1: like five six, five seven, five to seven. If you

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Speaker 1: guys can't hear Andrew, he said, that's tragic.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I think all men are short though, so he

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Speaker 3: might have been five nine, but I'm saying he wasn't tall.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: He spoke no English and just kept saying I love you,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, you have.

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Speaker 1: You got to go, so after it's over, after you

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Speaker 1: even give you that.

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Speaker 3: Since in my hotel room, I was like I should

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Speaker 1: Bad it was.

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Speaker 3: I was like I should leave, And the next day

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Speaker 3: I left. So what kept happening is I would have

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Speaker 1: Day after because I was like, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: see this. You're so brilliant again.

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Speaker 3: So after London, I went to Amsterdam, had the best

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Speaker 2: Okay, finally something we could get into talk about that fabulous.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So it was the same thing. Right, I'm on tinder,

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Speaker 3: I'm leaving the next day. I'm like, I gotta get

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: So I had went out on a day okay. So

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Speaker 3: isn't it. I was like, this is about to be.

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Speaker 1: Some maid in Manhattan type bs. I turn around.

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Speaker 3: It's a white man who's way too confident to be

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Speaker 3: And he asked sick me to dinner. I let him,

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Speaker 1: Was like I'm going home right to jump on tender.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 3: I let him feed me, and then I was going

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Speaker 3: home smart right, genius. So he's like, oh, I'll walk you,

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Speaker 3: it's no problem, and I'm like, all right, I'm leaving

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Speaker 1: Okay, right.

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Speaker 3: So we get to my house and I'm like, all right,

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Speaker 3: him on the sidewalk right beautiful. He was like, I'll

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Speaker 3: call you tomorrow. I was like, no, no, we're not

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Speaker 1: My phone is gonna be cut us. I don't have

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Speaker 3: So I jump on tender and I mated with this

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Speaker 1: Man. Right, you have a picture? No, so I very

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Speaker 1: I deleted Tender.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 1: So I met with this guy. We're talking. I'm like, well,

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00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:58,439
Speaker 1: what you know? You close right because I'm like, I

446
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,159
Speaker 1: have to get this done before I leave.

447
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,959
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, before you come over here, I need

448
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,560
Speaker 2: to tell you that I used to be a professional

449
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,360
Speaker 2: skateboarder or something stupid like that.

450
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,160
Speaker 1: He was like, and I broke my back.

451
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,639
Speaker 3: He's like, I could still walk in stuff, but you

452
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,800
Speaker 3: know i'd be tired, so i'd be in a wheelchair.

453
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:16,159
Speaker 3: I was like, ah, this crippledigga hit you with the

454
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,160
Speaker 3: best dick in your life. But no, no, no, that's said.

455
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:21,680
Speaker 3: I said, I'm not coming. He was like what, He's like,

456
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:25,280
Speaker 3: everything still works. I was like, I don't care. He

457
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,520
Speaker 3: was like, I prove it. I said, you don't have

458
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,800
Speaker 3: anything to prove to me. I've had bad sex with

459
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:29,840
Speaker 3: people with good backs.

460
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,960
Speaker 2: I'm not about to have you tell me or try

461
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,840
Speaker 2: to prove to me with your bad back that you

462
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,680
Speaker 2: got good dick.

463
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,760
Speaker 1: I was like, it's it's you don't have to prove

464
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,080
Speaker 1: any nothing. He's like, oh haha.

465
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,560
Speaker 3: I think he's like, I feel like you're you're gonna

466
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,800
Speaker 3: miss out on something. I was like, I'm not coming

467
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,639
Speaker 3: to your broken house. No, I'm not coming.

468
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:48,200
Speaker 1: I'm not coming.

469
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,760
Speaker 2: I'm not walking up the ramp to your house. It's

470
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,920
Speaker 2: not in a wheelchair. He's in a wheelchair. So I'm

471
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,639
Speaker 2: acted with this other dude. Okay, that dude unmatching me,

472
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,480
Speaker 2: the one in the chair. You thought I got good

473
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,320
Speaker 2: dick from a dude from Professor X.

474
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,160
Speaker 1: That's what I thought.

475
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,119
Speaker 2: Hey, this has been up and down, bitch. This has

476
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,080
Speaker 2: been a roller coaster. I know.

477
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you the story. So I matched

478
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:09,760
Speaker 1: with this guy.

479
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,160
Speaker 3: He's the most Dutch looking person that you could probably

480
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,040
Speaker 3: imagine in the world. His name has like mad consonants

481
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,520
Speaker 3: in it and like a vowel. And he's like, was

482
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,240
Speaker 3: it all sex, drugs and rock and roll.

483
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:21,960
Speaker 1: For you this trip?

484
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,159
Speaker 3: Or did you have time for some culture? And I

485
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,280
Speaker 3: was like, I got some culture, I did some drugs,

486
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,880
Speaker 3: haven't done any sex stuff yet. And he was like, well,

487
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,760
Speaker 3: what are you waiting for. I was like, you to

488
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,680
Speaker 3: send me your address and he was like.

489
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,960
Speaker 1: Right, Marie, when did you become I said.

490
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:42,239
Speaker 3: That, and I dropped my phone and was like, I

491
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,720
Speaker 3: like left it. I typed it because I was like,

492
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,040
Speaker 3: that's what I As soon as he said what are

493
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:47,640
Speaker 3: you waiting for?

494
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,320
Speaker 1: I was like, aha, I got something for that ass.

495
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god, when did you become such a like

496
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,880
Speaker 2: professional at this in Amsterdam?

497
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,160
Speaker 3: So anyway, uh, He's like, if I send you my address,

498
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,119
Speaker 3: you'll come to my I was like, yep, was he hot?

499
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,160
Speaker 1: He was okay? And he was like, and you don't

500
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:10,760
Speaker 1: have a picture of him, Sydney, I deleted tender. You

501
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 1: don't screenshot.

502
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,159
Speaker 2: Nobody screenshots anymore.

503
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,640
Speaker 1: I have a picture of this white man. I'm gonna

504
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,399
Speaker 1: show it to you right now. Anyway.

505
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:22,040
Speaker 2: So and and I wasn't gonna go.

506
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 1: Okay, I wasn't gonna go.

507
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,720
Speaker 3: Andre was like he was like, yo, Dutch dudes got

508
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,879
Speaker 3: the have the best sex game. And I was like,

509
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,440
Speaker 3: shut up, Andre, like you a ho shut up? Yeah,

510
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:35,560
Speaker 3: and He's like Andre's no. But Andre was like he

511
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,000
Speaker 3: was like no.

512
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,719
Speaker 2: He was like he's gonna have a big dick and

513
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,960
Speaker 2: he's gonna have it's gonna be good sex.

514
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, whatever, Andre, I I'm gonna go.

515
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 3: My flight was early in the morning, but I was like,

516
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make time. I get there and we.

517
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:51,960
Speaker 1: Talk, we have some tea. He builds boats. That's some

518
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,720
Speaker 1: real like Amsterdam job. He builds boats. The nurse. You

519
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:59,399
Speaker 1: regular ass dusty American men. Y'all don't do ship, you

520
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 1: don't do anything.

521
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't build boats, Like that's what fuck, that's why

522
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 2: sexy be bad with you. Yeah, y'all need to start

523
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,639
Speaker 2: building some boats. Find a fucking hobby. Y'all need to

524
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:11,400
Speaker 2: start building some mother effing boats. This is this is him,

525
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 2: so oh my god. Wow, right, very Dutch, very Dutch bitch.

526
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,359
Speaker 2: You got a he got like two filters on it, buddy,

527
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:22,879
Speaker 2: I could tell you.

528
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Andrew, that's what he looks like. I

529
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,119
Speaker 3: mean he was a little redder than this, but that's what.

530
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,359
Speaker 1: Wow.

531
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 3: Anyway, so we start making out. I'm like, this is weird.

532
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,920
Speaker 3: I don't really know this man. But then he just

533
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 3: knew what he was doing.

534
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 4: Sis. It was very good.

535
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 3: Best sex I've ever had, was great in your entire life,

536
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 3: in my entire life. So halfway through the sex, right

537
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 3: or like kind of in the beginning of the sex,

538
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 3: I hear him sniffing behind me, and I'm like, what

539
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 3: you doing cocaine?

540
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 1: And I turned around and he's he's like, have you

541
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,120
Speaker 1: heard of poppers?

542
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 2: And I was like, I said, a straight white dude

543
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,199
Speaker 2: in Amsterdam is not about to teach me about no

544
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,400
Speaker 2: damn poppers.

545
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I know about poppers. Oh my gosh,

546
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,400
Speaker 1: I do you want some? And I was like, yeah,

547
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,199
Speaker 1: I do.

548
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:14,880
Speaker 2: So we're doing these poppers, Sis, Magic Andrew.

549
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's crazy. Wait, okay, explain what poppers feel like.

550
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 1: I don't. I've never had poppers. I don't even know

551
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 1: how to explain it.

552
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 4: It felt.

553
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't last that long.

554
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 3: It just but also it's like it's kind of like

555
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 3: a head high, like a head body so high.

556
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,119
Speaker 1: It's cute.

557
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 4: Sis.

558
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:38,159
Speaker 2: Anyway, so tell the people what you were telling me

559
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 2: on the phone.

560
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 1: Don't fucking hold back down, bitch, baby. So I was like, uh.

561
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,439
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I feel like I

562
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 3: feel like you're gonna make me squirt.

563
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,640
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh am.

564
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:55,639
Speaker 3: I SIS destroyed the mattress. I think he had to

565
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 3: get a new mattress. Also, I think I ruined his TV.

566
00:23:58,960 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 1: It was going far.

567
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 2: You didn't tell me that the squirting, No, you told

568
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 2: me about, sir, But the TV.

569
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:12,199
Speaker 3: Sis, it was awesome. After it's done, we're all tired.

570
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,119
Speaker 3: I'm all discombobulated, right. I floated above my body and

571
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 3: I came.

572
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 1: Back and your hair survived all that, baby, I mean,

573
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: he wasn't doing it in my hair. Sis.

574
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 3: It was great though, Like he knew exactly what he

575
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 3: was doing. Every single thing that he did, he did

576
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,919
Speaker 3: it with a purpose. And I was like, this is

577
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,120
Speaker 3: what sex should be like with everybody.

578
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 1: All the time.

579
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, what, like what is so great about?

580
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 3: Like how do you know anyway, did you do the.

581
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,399
Speaker 1: Poppers before he busted open? Or like, uh?

582
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 3: Since it was like throughout it was like it was

583
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 3: like poppers, that poppers.

584
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 1: That poppers. So you guys did pops the whole time.

585
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 2: Squore popper, squirret poppers, your poppers, shout out to rush

586
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 2: oh my.

587
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: And then he was like, he was you can stay here.

588
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: I'm not kicking you out. Whatever. I was like, I

589
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: have a flight to catch in a couple hours. I

590
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: gotta go. So I left and he had it.

591
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 3: He was asking me what I did or whatever, and

592
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 3: I told him I was a comic, but I wouldn't

593
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 3: tell him my last name until after I left. So

594
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 3: he watched a bunch of my videos and he was like,

595
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,679
Speaker 3: you're really funny, and that was really fun. So if

596
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 3: you're ever in Amsterdam again, holler at me. He didn't

597
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 3: say holler at me, but he gave me his phone

598
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 3: number and I sent him mine. I was like, if

599
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:24,640
Speaker 3: you're ever in New.

600
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: York, girl, he'll be here next week. He'll be so yeah.

601
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: That was crazy.

602
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,199
Speaker 3: So then I get on a plane I end up

603
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 3: in France. The sex in France twas not good. The

604
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 3: dude was hot, but he just couldn't get hard. No,

605
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 3: he like rolled his dick up and tried to like

606
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 3: throw it in me sock.

607
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 1: Out of here, and I was like, I have to go.

608
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,400
Speaker 1: He gave you flasted dick. Also, it was ninety seven

609
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: degrees and there was no central air. Oh, which is rude.

610
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 2: But he very europe and he was very European wedding

611
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 2: on top of me. And I was like, nah, I

612
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 2: can't yuck, and he's like he was like, oho, I'm

613
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 2: gonna take a shower.

614
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 1: Took a shower and you were dashed.

615
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 3: No, it was in my it was in the house

616
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 3: that I was saying, So I had to stay due.

617
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,679
Speaker 3: But he was but he was hot, you know. He

618
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 3: was a rugby player, uh like six ' three sexy, right, Like.

619
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 3: He came back to my house and he was on

620
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 3: my balcony. He's smoking a cigarette because everybody in Europe

621
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 3: smoked cigarettes. And there were these there were all these

622
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,160
Speaker 3: like tourists below us that were like watching him. And

623
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 3: I got up and I was and I just stood

624
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 3: to look at them. And he was like, oh, you're

625
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 3: making them jealous, and I was like, good, they should

626
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 3: be jealous.

627
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: They're not pretty like me.

628
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 3: So that's what Europe was was was back and forth,

629
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 3: me feeling like the hottest person in the world, and

630
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 3: then thinking am I ugly?

631
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 1: Like that was what Europe was for me?

632
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 5: Wait?

633
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 3: Why it's like walking through the streets, like, look at

634
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 3: how amazing I look compared to everybody on this dirty

635
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 3: ass street?

636
00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then am I getting trash dick? You're right? Okay?

637
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 5: Luckily?

638
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: Is that why the dick is so bad?

639
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, it's just they can't keep

640
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 2: up and they're probably like intimidated a little bit.

641
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 1: They couldn't be. They probably thought you were a mirage.

642
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 2: They're like, how is this stunning, wonderful person in my

643
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 2: house or next to me and about to let me

644
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 2: put my dick in her?

645
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: They were blown away.

646
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 3: I mean the two people who came to me for

647
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 3: sex sucked? Yeah right, how you Uber and some dick

648
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 3: to me? And it's like one star one star?

649
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: No? I only Uber won? Okay? So the the Italian

650
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:40,479
Speaker 1: dude in London just walked. He didn't Uber, he was poor,

651
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: He just walked, yikes to the hotel. Well the girl,

652
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 1: now you know, I know how the dick was the

653
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 1: way it was if you walk into.

654
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 2: You walk this way, stop a way.

655
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was giving a kid that was bad.

656
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,679
Speaker 3: I ubered to the Dutch dick and that you know,

657
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 3: best six euros I have spent.

658
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 4: Uh.

659
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: And then the French dude had a scooter, so he

660
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: scooted to me zop.

661
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 3: Zoop, and then he tried to say that he loved

662
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 3: me too, and tried to invite himself to New York

663
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 3: and was like I could be there in August, and

664
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 3: I was like, no, he could be where in August?

665
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: I bet you he'll come, but You're like, where are

666
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 1: you gonna stay?

667
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 3: Because mind you, also, the French dude don't really speak

668
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 3: no English, so like our whole conversation was like me

669
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 3: listening to him and trying to catch everything he was

670
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 3: saying and then throwing six French words back at him.

671
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: So he's like, oh, she's such a good listener.

672
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, the whole time, I'm just trying to figure out

673
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 3: he's gonna stop talking, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And then

674
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, well, let me see if

675
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 3: I get some black dick before I get out of here,

676
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 3: because you know, I haven't done that for the break yet.

677
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: And then it didn't happen.

678
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 3: So last night I was like, oh, I'm gonna get

679
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 3: some I'm gonna sleep with this black dude and it

680
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 3: was not good. So honestly, that's what I get for

681
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 3: trying to like write the rite through wrongs, trying to

682
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 3: balance it out.

683
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: Did you do to talk annoyed.

684
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 2: About which part the guy last night and just.

685
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 1: That bartender you slipped on that? I definitely did. You

686
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 1: should a million percent.

687
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 2: You totally should have let that nigga walk you somewhere

688
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 2: wrong and then walk you to the wrong place and

689
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 2: then walk fucking back and be like hey boo. But

690
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 2: they want to know some of the looks because the

691
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 2: thing about that is that the guy, that guy that

692
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 2: I went on that date with and saw the bartender,

693
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 2: he lived in that neighborhood. So I was afraid if

694
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 2: I came back outside, I was going to bump into him.

695
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: And I was like, it don't matter.

696
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 2: You were free agent, bitch, you are free agient.

697
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 3: And it's like you don't answer to nobody, you know,

698
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,959
Speaker 3: I don't answer to nobody. But Germans is crazy and

699
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 3: we know this, And I was like, I don't want

700
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 3: no problem.

701
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: They can't be crazier than the dude you went to

702
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: place last night.

703
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 3: That dude, so sis, Honestly and truly, I cannot believe

704
00:29:58,920 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 3: I did that.

705
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: That is the craziest thing I've been.

706
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 2: Can you offer e pre ho excursion You've got that

707
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 2: same energy nigga?

708
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I can't do that here. This is I'm home.

709
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: I can't be doing international host stuff. Are you looking

710
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: at my nipple?

711
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 2: Right now?

712
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: You're looking at my nipple? Real hard? Is it out?

713
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: I mean, is it a problem? I didn't go on

714
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: the trip.

715
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 2: I need something too, I need to give one yes,

716
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 2: any questions Andrew?

717
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: Do you have any questions about the trip? Or wait?

718
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 2: Hold on, Nope, Andrew, you gotta get a mic because

719
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 2: I got a message about you needing to be on

720
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 2: the mic. Yeah, you have to be on a microphone.

721
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 2: We can no longer speak from Afar. It's not right.

722
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: Okay, we're doing it. Andrew is at a microphone.

723
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 4: Hello, I see it. I'm moving now. Okay, oh my god.

724
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: Wow, and finally on the pod.

725
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 3: Right, Let's talk about what Andrew's wearing first, because people

726
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 3: were like, when we give a full rundown of the

727
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 3: look Andrew's giving us Hampton's a carnival shirt.

728
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 2: No, he's given Banana Republic resort, Sarah.

729
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 3: But it's very s Sarah, it's very slim's black and

730
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 3: blue horizontal stripes and a tiny kaki short and he's.

731
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: Got both shoes on.

732
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 4: I need to get new ones.

733
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: Okay, So the floor is open.

734
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 3: If anybody has any questions about what I've just discussed,

735
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 3: I will answer truthfully and honestly and to the best

736
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 3: of my ability.

737
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 2: So that means all lies ready to go. I'm actually

738
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 2: so ecstatic. I mean, when I spoke to her, I

739
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 2: was screaming because I was just so happy.

740
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: But he was like, yeah, she was just so free

741
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: out there screaming.

742
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 2: I didn't very free, and it was beautiful, and so

743
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 2: you know, I would have went back for that bartender, but.

744
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: I gone that. I mean, obviously it was a mistake.

745
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 2: Was tall, like who would he play in a movie?

746
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: Who would play him in a movie? I don't know.

747
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: He light skin, his hair was.

748
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 2: Not low, not a froy Michael Ely, Michael like a

749
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 2: young not tired Michael. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because he'd be

750
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 2: looking real weird. Yeah, you know it works, like right,

751
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 2: that's why he's tired, right right, right, right, right.

752
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: He's But do you know who Michael Ely is? Absolutely no.

753
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 2: You could tell by Andrew's hairline. You don't know who

754
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 2: miche and we're going to take a minute to google

755
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 2: Michael Eely. I'm letting y'all do it now.

756
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 1: Hold on. I just wish I had kind of.

757
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 3: That, kind of that, but more but more like manly

758
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 3: and less pretty, less pretty, more like.

759
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 1: He had a bigger he had a nicer body.

760
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 2: Viewers, I mean listeners, I hope you're out there googling

761
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 2: who Michael Ely is. Look at that less tired, younger,

762
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,959
Speaker 2: but also more manly.

763
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: Okay, the only thing that him and Michael Eely have

764
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: in common is the complexion sis.

765
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 3: Honestly, he didn't really look like this, but like in

766
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 3: the movie, sure does he have blue eyes?

767
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: Michael Ely?

768
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 4: Yeah?

769
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you like black dudes that have blue eyes.

770
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 2: No, I mean, I've been seeing all the dick Andrews getting.

771
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 2: I mean, why this is a very two sided conversation

772
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 2: over here.

773
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: Andrew, you've been getting a lot of dick too.

774
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 2: Baby.

775
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 4: Well, there's a village. Yeah, I'm just telling Sydney that

776
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 4: it's this guy who has an airbnb. It's a mister

777
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 4: B and B. So it's for gay people exclusively, mister

778
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 4: B and B. So yeah, and so when gay people

779
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 4: come to your area, the host will show them like

780
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 4: this is the queer places to go to. This is

781
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 4: like the neighborhood's not to go to.

782
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: Oh it's like a little tour guide.

783
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 4: It's cute, but you live in New York.

784
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: What you need that for?

785
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 4: I don't know, you want an airbnb? So this is

786
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 4: him we shown I've shown you him before. Bomb Dick

787
00:33:55,720 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 4: absolutely that he made me a pizza last week and

788
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 4: then gave me a full body massage and then ate

789
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 4: me out.

790
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: Why oh that's what ate you out? And you mean

791
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 1: tossed your salad.

792
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 4: After after making it. After he made me food too.

793
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: He coked in an Asia, as I know.

794
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 2: Absolutely, He's like, oh.

795
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:23,760
Speaker 1: Now I'm ready for the entrel Yes, yea. The pizza

796
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 1: was the app and your ass was the answer.

797
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, desserts and I was layered in that that coconut whatever,

798
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 4: lubricant whatever, the body massage oil yeah.

799
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, I got a little massage too.

800
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: That's cute.

801
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 4: It is. It was really cute.

802
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, Andrew, y'all got all types of yeast infections.

803
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, the pillow got coconut oil in its stew.

804
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 4: But anyway, he has mister B ANDB and he doesn't.

805
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 4: He was like, I have this like lesbian couple that

806
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 4: requested to stay with me, Sydney and Adrian yeaes Sydney

807
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 4: and Adrian out of fact, and and so he was like,

808
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 4: I'm really scared about it. I'm like, I don't see

809
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 4: the connection here. And so he explains it, like I

810
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 4: just think that women are disgusting. They're gonna expect me

811
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 4: to buy them tampons and everything. I'm like, these are

812
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:16,280
Speaker 4: grown us women that are probably have gone through menopause.

813
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 1: It was too Hillary Clintons. They just don't have a pantsuits.

814
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: That's it, that's all they need.

815
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 4: I am just absolutely dumbfounded. And then he's just they're disgusting.

816
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 2: He's ignorant and disgusting. This guy, this is the salad guy.

817
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 4: This is the salad guy. Yes, and so he said,

818
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 4: I just don't want them to throw out the like

819
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 4: bloody tampon in my trash can, because that's discussing. I'm like,

820
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 4: you put your dick a raw penis into a fucking

821
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 4: man's butthole?

822
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: Are you talking about yourself?

823
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 4: I'm talking about my.

824
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 2: Only So you hadn't protected sex, okay, dog?

825
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: Well, he was like, well, there's no way his dick

826
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: is dirty because because my butt. Yeah, mister pizza hut himself.

827
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: Twas salad. He did you a little olive garden.

828
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 4: When you're here, you're that's so trill.

829
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 2: Oh they got the best salad, though. I could just

830
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 2: eat the breadsticks and the salad that you eat it.

831
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:24,720
Speaker 1: That's it, that's it. Not Andrews. You not Andrews type.

832
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: You have got no house. Wow. So rude.

833
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 4: But then then a few days ago there was someone else,

834
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 4: a freaking body builder, so small digger, small one, but

835
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:44,760
Speaker 4: like huge. My god, he looks like your type.

836
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 1: No, his is too thick. I thought I know him.

837
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 4: He's a middle school English teacher.

838
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: I thought you would say he's middle schooler. I was

839
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 1: gonna say he is.

840
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 4: He's a middle schooler.

841
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, he's he's cute, he's.

842
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 4: He's a little basic. But you know what, just look

843
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 4: at the I mean, look.

844
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: At that Abercromi and Fit shirt he got on.

845
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 2: So he is basic. He probably has nobody brown in

846
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 2: his life. Nah.

847
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 1: I just feel like when his is he tall, he

848
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,359
Speaker 1: doesn't look like no.

849
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 4: I was fully expecting him to be like five seven,

850
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 4: but he was like five to eleven. He was tall.

851
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: That's a good little gotcha a good little chip please. Yes,

852
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: he's got a great body.

853
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 4: He's corny, is terrible.

854
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 1: Well it happens.

855
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 4: You know.

856
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: It's very hard to just be perfect, it really is.

857
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 3: I don't need you to be perfect. I don't need

858
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 3: you to be perfect. I just need you to have

859
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,919
Speaker 3: some type of technique. I need you to know kind

860
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 3: of what you're doing right, like if I'm if I'm

861
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 3: coming in hot with uh address.

862
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 4: That was very impressive.

863
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 1: If I'm hitting you with that, I need you to

864
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: hit me with some like but what's your technique Marie that?

865
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 4: I was like, wow, what's my sake?

866
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 3: So when I was at my house before this beautiful

867
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 3: frenchman ruined my trip, I was like.

868
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: Oh, you look you give good.

869
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 3: Massages because he was like stroking my leg and I

870
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 3: was like, you look at you give a good massage.

871
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh, I could show you. And

872
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: I was like oh okay. And we're talking and talking

873
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: and he's like, do you want this massage or not?

874
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: Do you have body oil?

875
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 3: Obviously the house that I was saying at head body oil,

876
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 3: thank you so much.

877
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 2: So we go into the bedroom and he's like, I should.

878
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: I take off my shorts? I can't have a massage

879
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: with these shorts ones.

880
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 3: I took them off, but I also had on a

881
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 3: body suit and he was like, you should probably take

882
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 3: that off too.

883
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: He's like, cause the strap's gonna be in the way,

884
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, yeah, you're right right. So

885
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like, well, don't look at me. Why

886
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 1: I take it off? Turn around?

887
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 2: Oh you're trying to be coin now, bitch. You're like, yeah,

888
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 2: come on through the nigga, And now you're like actually.

889
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 2: But that situation was different because he had messaged. We

890
00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 2: had been talking for a couple of days, and he

891
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 2: was like, what are you doing today? And I was like, oh,

892
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 2: I just woke up.

893
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: I'm hungry. And he was like, I could come to

894
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: you and we can get some food in your neighborhood.

895
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 1: I'm on my scooter. So he came over.

896
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 3: We ate, he came to my house, we met a thing,

897
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 3: We ate, came back butt naked, got a massage.

898
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: And then we had sex. But the sex was terrible.

899
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 1: But I was also like, but what is your technique?

900
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 3: My technique is if it's not working for me, I

901
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 3: just leave. My technic is also if you offer me

902
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 3: poppers as you got a car and you're picking me up,

903
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 3: then I'm coming over.

904
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: My technique is that, like you know, hot pop.

905
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 2: Okay, your pot is a vessel. Your body is a

906
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 2: vessel to be used used properly.

907
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 4: You know.

908
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 2: I'll say, last night, I had no makeup on and

909
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 2: I just showed up like I had looked all day.

910
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: So that was last night.

911
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 4: But do you have a picture of him?

912
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: That guy? I have a picture of him, Marie.

913
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: See this is what I'm talking about. When you went

914
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,879
Speaker 2: on your little like excursions. I just wanted screenshots, that's

915
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 2: all I Okay.

916
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 3: I have screenshots of this particular pay Okay, Oh my god,

917
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 3: I'm excited.

918
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: I'm excited. Hold on wait wait, obsessed Okay, stressed out.

919
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: Look look at junior architect. Oh you showed me that.

920
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 2: Though we were we were talking, we were like, oh,

921
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 2: he's not he's not bad looking. But I was like,

922
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 2: I didn't like the pictures that he was taking. No,

923
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 2: I don't these these pictures.

924
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 4: Of a man.

925
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 1: I don't don't. I hate that.

926
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 2: That's why I'm starting in the mirror.

927
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's there's nothing that I would be like blown away.

928
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,720
Speaker 4: That would be like, oh he's basic. Yeah. Yeah, mirror

929
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 4: picture pictures back.

930
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 1: It's a lot of selfies. It was all in a

931
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: mirror and I was like that's what That's why.

932
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 4: I was like, eh, friends, Yeah.

933
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 2: I was like, he ain't got no friends. Social skills anyway. Uh.

934
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 1: He was definitely lying about being a junior architect.

935
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 2: And then at one point he pulled up a blueprint,

936
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 2: a random blueprint there was he did that. That's geeddy images.

937
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 2: I was like, what is that? And he was like,

938
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 2: this is my job and I was like, but what

939
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 2: is it?

940
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: What is it? I was like, but what is it?

941
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: He was like it's a school and I was like,

942
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 1: I was like he just got out of I was like,

943
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: there's no way this man.

944
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:18,919
Speaker 4: Yeah.

945
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 3: And then he was like what are you doing tomorrow?

946
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 3: And I was like I don't know. I'm gonna be

947
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 3: busy though no I asked. I said to him what

948
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 3: are you doing? And he was like seeing you And

949
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 3: I was like, oh no, he said what do you haven?

950
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 3: I was like, stuff, I'm gonna be busy. He was

951
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,240
Speaker 3: like like what you got? And I was like stuff

952
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 3: and he was like so he was I'm gonna pull up.

953
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: He's inside of you for like what five minutes. It

954
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: was very brief.

955
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 3: It was very brief because as it was happening, I

956
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 3: was like, you know what, like this is not like

957
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,360
Speaker 3: I have to go home after this. When it was

958
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 3: in Amsterdam, and when it was in London, and when

959
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 3: it was in France, it was like, oh, whatever matter,

960
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 3: but here I will potentially bump into that dude a

961
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 3: trader jokes, yeah, potentially yeah, and that's what I don't like.

962
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: And and he saw your Instagram.

963
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,959
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, he can write on your ship.

964
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: You could write on your wall. He could.

965
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 3: But I can also block him. Block him now, I

966
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 3: should block him.

967
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: You should block him.

968
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 2: I was confused, how did because or you should him

969
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 2: listen to the pod first and then block it?

970
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

971
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 4: How did you get penetrated by him without kissing him?

972
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 2: Ill Andrew, we do not say penetrate here, penetration. I

973
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 2: can't say that because this is what happened. He was like,

974
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 2: let me see your tongue, and I was like, I

975
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 2: showed him. I was like like, I showed him my

976
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 2: tongue and he was like, are you serious right now?

977
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 3: And I was like what do you mean this is

978
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 3: my tongue? And he was like, he's like pointing to

979
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 3: his dick.

980
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: He's trying to do sign language. Hey, Kenny, he's trying

981
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 1: to get a blowjob with sign language. Ill bro disgusting,

982
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: the world's greatest stuff.

983
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 3: And I was like, I didn't come over here to

984
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 3: suck your dick, flat out, That's what I said. I

985
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 3: did not come over here to suck your dick. And

986
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 3: he was like what And I was like, I did

987
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 3: not come here.

988
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: And I was holding his dick when I said this,

989
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 1: so I squeezed it. I did not come here to

990
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:06,919
Speaker 1: suck your dick.

991
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 3: And he was like, okay, so what you're trying to do?

992
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 3: And I was like, how about I sit on your

993
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 3: face instead?

994
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: Girl? He was and he was so confused. He was

995
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 1: like he was like, how is that the same thing?

996
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, it's literally the same exact thing,

997
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 2: the same.

998
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 3: Thing, and he was like oh. And then I was

999
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 3: like do you have condoms? That's how he got inside me.

1000
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 4: I asked if he had condoms.

1001
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: I was like, what, I'm here, so we's see what happens.

1002
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,439
Speaker 1: So what what? What size was it? Uh? He pulled

1003
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: out a magnum condom. Oh, they all pull out, pull

1004
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: out a little.

1005
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 2: Extra medium magnum condom. And this is me watching him

1006
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 2: put it on, just just staring right at for you

1007
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 2: that gift of the cat, like filing its nails.

1008
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: Exactly.

1009
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was filing my nailsis I was like, hmmm,

1010
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 3: is that what we're doing? That who you think you are?

1011
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 3: So you think you can dance anyway? So we start

1012
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 3: having sex. It was just the whole thing was was bad.

1013
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: And he didn't kiss you. Kiss Yeah, but he didn't

1014
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: kiss you. That's weird. He didn't even try to go

1015
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: in it is.

1016
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 4: It is weird.

1017
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: He probably was intimidating. He was like, He's like, she

1018
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: just yelled and she's not gonna suck my dick. Why

1019
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: would she kiss me? Yeah, but why are you asking me?

1020
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 1: It's like your dick. If you haven't even kissed me.

1021
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 4: What are we talking about?

1022
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: Listen, listeners, listeners, it's called four play kissing.

1023
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 2: Since when I tell you there was none because it

1024
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 2: was like, oh, well, what's on the table here, Well

1025
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,879
Speaker 2: let's discuss what's happening here?

1026
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, was there a playlist? Was there any music?

1027
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: Any candles?

1028
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 2: The movie was playing oh I don't even know, so

1029
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 2: he hit you with a tired netflix and chill background music.

1030
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 3: It wasn't even music. It was like an Italian film

1031
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 3: playing Oh my god. I almost forgot to tell you

1032
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,800
Speaker 3: guys this. So when I was in Ampstam, yeah, I

1033
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 3: matched with this dude.

1034
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, old dude.

1035
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 3: He was like forty four, right, and he's like the

1036
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 3: first thing he says to me is uh. He was like, hey,

1037
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 3: you ever pegg you ever? You ever fuck a man?

1038
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 3: And I was like no, but I want to. And

1039
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 3: he was like, oh well. He was like, tonight's your night.

1040
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 1: And I was like, man, I'm peg mad.

1041
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 2: He's forty four, This Australian man freaking messy. A disaster

1042
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 2: because he started sending me videos. He was like, you

1043
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 2: want me to send you some videos and stuff that

1044
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 2: I do and I was.

1045
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 4: Like, oh I do, yes, I do send me videos

1046
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 4: and how were they?

1047
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,280
Speaker 1: They were nasty? I'm blowing away.

1048
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,399
Speaker 3: So he's talking to me and he's like so he's

1049
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 3: like well. He was like I can send a car

1050
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 3: to come get you.

1051
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: I was like okay.

1052
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 3: He was like what before you come over, let's discuss

1053
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 3: what's on the table. He was like kissing. I was like, no, kid,

1054
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 3: I'm not kissing you, grouts. I'm just coming to peg

1055
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,399
Speaker 3: you and then I'm leaving. That's all that I want

1056
00:45:59,400 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 3: to say.

1057
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 1: To do four play before you peg. No, such an

1058
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,919
Speaker 1: asshole like he was like, you do drugs?

1059
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 2: You need some drugs. I got Cocaine'm on cocaine right now.

1060
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 2: I was like poppers.

1061
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:14,760
Speaker 1: Guy was after, wait, will you do poppers in the States?

1062
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 2: Now?

1063
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: Will I do States poppers? Domestic popper? I'm not. I'm not.

1064
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 3: I'm not going to purchase poppers, but if poppers are

1065
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 3: available in the home, then I'll do.

1066
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 2: Shout out to Joe, Kimbooster, Bowe and Yang everybody whoever

1067
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 2: got the poppers.

1068
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: Let's go pull up, pull up.

1069
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,240
Speaker 3: Anyway, this this guy and I did not. I didn't

1070
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 3: I never met him. But I was fully prepared to

1071
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 3: peg this dude. And then he was like okay. So

1072
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 3: he was like, I want to be able to kiss

1073
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 3: you on the mouth, open, like with tongue, and I

1074
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 3: was like, you're not gonna get me. He was like,

1075
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 3: and then you're gonna peg me and then I'm gonna

1076
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 3: have sex with you.

1077
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, no.

1078
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,319
Speaker 1: You know you just lost one.

1079
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:10,919
Speaker 3: You lost one, right, so that is you just lost one.

1080
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 3: I was fully prepared to peg this man.

1081
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 2: Though you might win some, but you just lost one.

1082
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 2: Because I was like, it's gonna be bad.

1083
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 3: But I was like, at least I'm in Amsterdam and

1084
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 3: I'm getting in work for when I when the picking matters.

1085
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 2: Friends, these the confidence, the stories, this has been, Yeah,

1086
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:30,760
Speaker 2: out of control.

1087
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: I know I should have done better.

1088
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 2: No, I did great. I think you did great. I

1089
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 2: think you know your next go round you're gonna level up.

1090
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 2: You know you're gonna put some more stank on it.

1091
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 2: But I'm proud of everything that you've accomplished.

1092
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: In three weeks. The four people, I mean I knew

1093
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 1: you for Like the.

1094
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 4: TV spirt was really honorable, really honorable.

1095
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I watched it just kind of like sligh,

1096
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Are you you're lying? Your guess? It

1097
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: was on the windows, No, it was everywhere.

1098
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 3: He sent me a text a message after I left

1099
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 3: and was like, next time, you got to give up

1100
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,359
Speaker 3: your mattress because it was like.

1101
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 1: A big Did you see the size of this table?

1102
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: That's how big the West spot was. Oh my god, Marie,

1103
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 1: I don't believe you re peede on that.

1104
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 2: Man.

1105
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 3: I guess I peed on you, okay, because after I

1106
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 3: was done, I was like, well, I have to go

1107
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 3: pee and he was like still yeah. I was like,

1108
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 3: that's not what I'm squirting is. It's not white pee.

1109
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 1: You definitely peede.

1110
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 2: Sure, maybe I did this, but I had to pee

1111
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 2: when I was done, So it's a lot of pee.

1112
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 1: You drank water, and you did poppers. Poppers make you pee,

1113
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: Andrew are poppers expert. I'm not a poppers expert, but

1114
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: oh you haven't done poppers.

1115
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 4: I've done poppers like a few times. I'm not. I'm

1116
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,720
Speaker 4: not on the bandwagon, though.

1117
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 3: I'm let me introduce you to a spin. What the.

1118
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 1: I mean?

1119
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 2: Wow, this is the time of my life where I'm like, fuck, man,

1120
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 2: this is this is a bad time to be sober.

1121
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: You want to do some poppers right now?

1122
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 4: Oh?

1123
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:06,280
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm coming up on two years.

1124
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 2: If I was thirty days in, I would do some

1125
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 2: poppers if I'd be like a very last it's just

1126
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:12,760
Speaker 2: been thirty days.

1127
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 3: Well, I was like, well, what is poppers? It's like

1128
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 3: keyboard cleaner or something.

1129
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 4: Yeah. If they saw that, like yeah, like the hardware.

1130
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, technically I could do poppers. This is not a

1131
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: drug drug. It's like huffing paint. Get you to me

1132
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: more on SIS.

1133
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,800
Speaker 2: Listeners, If I'm a sober person, can I do poppers?

1134
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 3: Answer is no, friend? Are you you got to be

1135
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 3: sober all the way through? No poppers for you?

1136
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 1: What do you You want to do poppers and bang somebody?

1137
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, you know I'm in.

1138
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 3: An open relationship, so free agent, open relationship.

1139
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 1: Can you tell the listeners what you're talking about? Sis?

1140
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 2: I mean, I've dropped this bomb like ten minutes before

1141
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 2: the pie is over. But yeah, I'm in an open relationship.

1142
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 2: Just in case you see Adrian out there, don't text me,

1143
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 2: don't don't be sending me no pictures, know nothing I

1144
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 2: don't want, don't don't do it fully.

1145
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 1: And you know that was gonna happen. People are gonna

1146
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 1: be like, oh, that looks like yeah, it was like

1147
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: City's girlfriend. I'm famous. Yeah, I'm famous. I got a

1148
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: blue check.

1149
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 2: New York is small. Somebody's gonna text me something and

1150
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 2: I was gonna be.

1151
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 1: Ready to fight. So yeah, she's uh, she's out here.

1152
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,879
Speaker 1: She's gonna have a hot girl, summer. I'm allowing it.

1153
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 1: I'm allowing it. Let Adrian be free and fun. Are

1154
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 1: you gonna have a hot girl summer? What's happened in

1155
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 1: said you're trying to do these poppers or not? No,

1156
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm all set.

1157
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be real boring like I have been,

1158
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 2: you know, being consistent.

1159
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: Wow. Well, friend, listen, I am on. I bought.

1160
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,720
Speaker 3: I didn't bring any gifts for anybody back from Europe,

1161
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,919
Speaker 3: but I did bring Slutty Reezie back.

1162
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: So Slutty Reezy is here. Yeah. The host centennial has

1163
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: started with six months left for the end of the year. Yeah,

1164
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,720
Speaker 1: but we out here. Okay, that's worth it. Hot girl summer,

1165
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: act up, smacked up summer.

1166
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're usually so private about all your sex stuff. Yeah,

1167
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 4: a lot.

1168
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 1: All of it is on here and I'm going to uh.

1169
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 4: To this episode.

1170
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: We're deaf not editing any of this. Take it all out.

1171
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 1: We cannot. Every time I said that word dick sensor

1172
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 1: say put like a I saw his women. Ye.

1173
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,280
Speaker 2: That's our brand to not take anything out of the pod, Sydney.

1174
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: Please, we we barely do any edits hard. I literally

1175
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: never asked for an edit, but I feel like Sydney.

1176
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 4: You asked for one. What did I ask you to

1177
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 4: go about someone at work?

1178
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 3: I said something mean about somebody you did and my

1179
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 3: old Jai and now thinking about it.

1180
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: Left it's so stupid. It's wait.

1181
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 2: I have a couple of shoutouts, because that's what we're

1182
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 2: gonna do. I had Kathleen firm Organ send me some

1183
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: bisk off to Oh GRASSI ass for you. Kathleen, You're amazing.

1184
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,760
Speaker 2: She wrote a little note to the bisco Off Queen Sydney.

1185
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 2: Don't let Marie shame you. Bisc Off is fucking delish.

1186
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 2: Thank you and Marie for making me laugh so much,

1187
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 2: especially on the hard days. X ex Kathleen from Oregon.

1188
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 2: Oh you're so lean. Shout out to you, Kathleen, You're

1189
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:27,399
Speaker 2: so so sweet. We also have messages in our as

1190
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 2: well on the unofficial expert page. Thank you guys for actually,

1191
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 2: you know, listening to us and taking directions quite well. Honestly,

1192
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 2: you know, you guys are the real I was really surprised.

1193
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, look at them sending us a stories. Wait,

1194
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 2: somebody had an uber story that was really funny. Let

1195
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 2: me try to find that. Uh it was cut up.

1196
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 2: I didn't have a queue up bout up up. I

1197
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 2: wasn't I wasn't even thinking because I was just like, oh,

1198
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 2: I'm not going to do this, And then I'm like,

1199
00:52:55,760 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 2: actually I should because I did ask them. Oh, somebody

1200
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 2: wrote from London. I think her name is Sasha. Sasha. Hey, girls,

1201
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,439
Speaker 2: I hope you're doing both. No, I hope you're both

1202
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 2: shining and doing well. Just letting you know that I'm

1203
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:16,839
Speaker 2: listening from my kitchen in sunny London. Was okay, Since

1204
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 2: if you're in Sunny London, go down to Short Ditch

1205
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 2: and the hotel that I, uh, the bartender works at

1206
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 2: is called Actually.

1207
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: I don't remember the name of the hotel. Fuck fuck

1208
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: can you find out? Yeah, I'm gonna find out right.

1209
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:31,959
Speaker 2: No, okay, let me continue. Work's been a madness. Work

1210
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 2: has been madness today. So you two are bringing me

1211
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 2: joy whilst I cook dinner. You're both so witty and

1212
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 2: razor sharp. Keep it up, ladies, you're winning. Alexandra X

1213
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:47,720
Speaker 2: so sorry Alexandra from London. Thank you, baby, baby, You're fantastic.

1214
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 2: Oh and then we had Tiara Sinda's a bad Uber experience.

1215
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 2: I guess it's from the last episode that we just

1216
00:53:56,440 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 2: put up. Last summer, my mother and I I went

1217
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,920
Speaker 2: to go to the met in NYC. We caught an

1218
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 2: Uber back to Penn Station and this guy was the

1219
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 2: worst driver I've ever had. When we got to the station,

1220
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:10,319
Speaker 2: we tried to get out, and he yelled at us

1221
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 2: to stay in the car because he wanted to drop

1222
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 2: us around the corner. He then tries to take off

1223
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 2: and the taxi lane in front of the station and

1224
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 2: almost hits another taxi. The taximan starts yelling, and our

1225
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 2: Uber keeps moving forward and crashes into the taxi.

1226
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 4: This is battle of Uber versus taxi.

1227
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 1: That's what's really happening.

1228
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 2: Then the taximan gets out of the car, comes over

1229
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:38,359
Speaker 2: and opens the backseat door and starts screaming at us,

1230
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 2: what ladies. My mother and I were shook and I

1231
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 2: had to jump out and run away because if a

1232
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 2: full brawl I was about to happen. The police ran over,

1233
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 2: and eventually the police ran over. Eventually, but my mom

1234
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 2: and I was out of there. I wonder if they

1235
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 2: paid it's an Uber. They of course they paid, yeah,

1236
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 2: but I would have just wrote like, oh my god,

1237
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 2: here's my experience.

1238
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 1: And Uber was gonna give them five dollars. You know

1239
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 1: that's what Uber does. No, no, no, no, people, wait,

1240
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 1: hold on.

1241
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 2: I got into Uber like three weeks three days ago,

1242
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 2: and my Uber got in an accident.

1243
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 1: I took pictures in everything. Boo. I got out in

1244
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 1: the front. I was taking photos. Send it to Uber.

1245
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 1: They sent me all my money back.

1246
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 3: It sounds like they ran out and jumped on the

1247
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:21,280
Speaker 3: Long Island railroad. So I don't think they took pictures

1248
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 3: of the uber crash.

1249
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 1: There's other stuff, but I can't find it right now.

1250
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 2: You know, there's you know. I love that you guys

1251
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 2: are sending us stuff. We feel way more official.

1252
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 1: Just keep sending this. If you guys have more than

1253
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 1: bisc off, send that as well.

1254
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 2: You got bathing suits, bathing suits, y'all got bathing suits,

1255
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 2: You got dick Listen, well, I wear a size two

1256
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 2: and bathing suits, and I wear a size twelve and dicks,

1257
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 2: and I'll take whatever she's having.

1258
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 4: Some of the listeners are real, real cute, and the

1259
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 4: DM s too.

1260
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: DM, this is what they're talking about. He producer Andrew

1261
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 1: love You on the podcast in the background.

1262
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 4: In the background, well, I made it bit.

1263
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,839
Speaker 1: Okay, I know this is a big deal.

1264
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 2: Marie talking about her excursions, and then andrew a microphone like, we're.

1265
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 3: Really just elevating as a group. It feels like a

1266
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 3: Patreon episode.

1267
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 1: Honestly, surely this is so free and it's stupid. It

1268
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,320
Speaker 1: should have been on Patreon. It's just so free, you

1269
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 1: know what Marie said.

1270
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 2: Marie was like, oh, no, no, no, I have to

1271
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:27,800
Speaker 2: I have to tell all of this on on the

1272
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 2: pot and I was like, you know what's funny, We

1273
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 2: got some more stories to put on the Patreon. Anal

1274
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 2: in the Ace, we got that Anal in the Anal

1275
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 2: in the Ace. Yeah, Marie, you got another story that

1276
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:39,799
Speaker 2: you didn't put on here.

1277
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 1: Oh, we're gonna put me on Blessed. So you guys,

1278
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: flight on over to the Patreon if you want to

1279
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 1: hear Anal in the A. You see I do Si,

1280
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:55,399
Speaker 1: you see I plum the baby Patreon. It's something wrong

1281
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 1: with you, dude, it is.

1282
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 4: Yes.

1283
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 3: Sidney was like, save all your stories for the Patreon

1284
00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 3: and I was like, Sis, it's too many people listening

1285
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,800
Speaker 3: that know that I'm gone and want to know what's happening.

1286
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you pray? Her is a movement? Sis, it's

1287
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: a mood did you uh, did you miss us? The podcast?

1288
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 1: No us, like all your friends, your family.

1289
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know some of the days, some of the

1290
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 3: nights when I was out and I was like, oh,

1291
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 3: I gotta be out here by myself.

1292
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 2: I got to be social out here in New Street.

1293
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 2: I was I'm not I'm not built to travel by myself.

1294
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 1: You're not. I'm not built to be like traveling by myself.

1295
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 3: If I'm meeting people who live in different cities, yes,

1296
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 3: but actually being on a road alone, I was like,

1297
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 3: this sucks.

1298
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 4: You have companions, though, you had some companions out there,

1299
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 4: have three.

1300
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: Companions and one of them was trash.

1301
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1302
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 1: I mean one of them was nice, but he's trashed too.

1303
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just every time I saw you pose something,

1304
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, Marie needs me, because I was like,

1305
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 2: I was like, I know she has looks who can

1306
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 2: take pictures of her?

1307
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: Honestly, And that was like the most upsetting part about

1308
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 1: the trip is like, who's gonna take all these feos?

1309
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 4: You had some really cute photos, Yeah that I took.

1310
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 1: Yeah that I took, like the dude from last night

1311
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 1: in a mirror, which is fine. You're an influencer and

1312
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 1: that's like our brand to have a mirror pick.

1313
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 4: It was.

1314
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 1: It was crazy.

1315
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 2: But I I left my my Airbnb like twenty days earlier,

1316
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,720
Speaker 2: twenty one days early, and the chick was not trying

1317
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 2: to give me my money back what so I had

1318
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 2: it was this whole thing where my grandma, there's drama

1319
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 2: and my yeah, and my grandfather had died the day

1320
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 2: before I left Frome, I know, and so Airbnb was like, well,

1321
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 2: if there's an extenuating sick circumstance, then you'll get you

1322
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 2: We'll get.

1323
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 1: You your money back. Somebody died and I was like,

1324
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 1: somebody did, Actually, somebody did.

1325
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 4: Actually.

1326
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1327
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 3: So the trip was not at all planned because I thought, oh,

1328
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 3: three weeks one place. I made no plans, no arrangements

1329
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 3: to go nowhere else.

1330
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: Marie Adrian just called, hey Adrian, you're on the pod.

1331
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were ringing the doorbell. Wow?

1332
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 2: Do you do you hear that open relationship energy? She's like,

1333
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 2: oh my god, just saw you are at the door, goodbye. Wow.

1334
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: Did you see how my own girlfriend curved me on

1335
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 1: my fucking podcast? Sidney, what you're gonna do?

1336
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 3: You need to have a hot girl summer too. She's

1337
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 3: in an open relationship, you win an open relationship.

1338
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:23,240
Speaker 1: Now we don't get you some hopes. No, I don't

1339
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 1: want to get you some hopes, some young mos. No,

1340
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 1: I don't want anybody. I'm all sad. I don't have

1341
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:33,919
Speaker 1: the mental capacity. Janew Monne walks in right now lives

1342
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: how skirt up? What you're doing? Sis? I don't like

1343
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 1: these hypothetical scenarios. Is coming in to do uh seek treatment?

1344
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 1: Dang so No?

1345
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 3: No, she pulls up, you bump into her at the

1346
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 3: Age Hotel. Sis, what's happening?

1347
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 1: I really love that tight Rope song that you had

1348
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:10,120
Speaker 1: back years ago. I really love that song.

1349
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 2: Nothing from the new album, nothing about Figures, No, that

1350
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 2: song that you released nineteen years ago.

1351
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 1: I really loved your eyebrows in Moonlight. Wow. I have

1352
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 1: no game. I know that I have no game.

1353
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 2: People people message me in my dms, and they're very

1354
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 2: respectful and friendly and just. There will be a couple

1355
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 2: of people who will say, like, damn, no disrespect, but

1356
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 2: damn you fine, no disrespect, but damn them titties. No,

1357
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 2: they don't say that, they don't even say that. They're

1358
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 2: very like they I'm everybody's aunt. It's crazy because I'm

1359
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 2: younger than everyone.

1360
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 1: Hilarious. People don't say anything disrespectful to me and my

1361
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: dms either, So there's that.

1362
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, well Marie, you're fucking ruthless, especially now you know

1363
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 2: I'm a hoe now, so I really have no filter,

1364
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 2: no qualms about shutting down a man in a wheelchair.

1365
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 1: I'm not sitting on you or that ship.

1366
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 4: Oh, merch.

1367
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 1: Sitting on that chair. He was like, everything works.

1368
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 4: Wait, how did you not see that he was in

1369
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 4: a chair which.

1370
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 1: I hadn't deleted?

1371
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 2: Well, he he unmatched me, but how did I not

1372
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 2: see he's not One of the pictures was like him

1373
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 2: laying in like.

1374
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 1: A hammock with like how did he get axes? He

1375
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 1: rolled a havock and threw his body at it.

1376
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 4: He was like, the most problematic thing.

1377
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:41,800
Speaker 1: I think we're all was what his problematic? I feel

1378
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 1: like we'll have more to talk about as well going forward.

1379
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 1: We're going to try to get some a less guess

1380
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 1: coming up. It's in the works, merch a list guests

1381
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 1: coming in the works.

1382
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 2: And the Wordy messaged me on Instagram and was like,

1383
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 2: every time you guys say merch, is somebody writing down

1384
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 2: the stuff for merch?

1385
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 4: And I was like I was, but then I realized

1386
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 4: that it was like you were saying merch after every

1387
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 4: single thing that I was like, I can't keep up.

1388
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 1: You can't keep up that right there is merch.

1389
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, merch.

1390
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 1: But someone wrote me they were like, yeah, I think

1391
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 1: you guys saying merch is is the bit is merch. Yeah,

1392
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 1: it's merch.

1393
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, if you can make a shirt, this is.

1394
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 2: And then one person wrote me was like, if you

1395
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 2: guys don't fucking make something that it's.

1396
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 1: Merch worthy already. I'm so tired of you saying merch.

1397
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 1: Just fucking do it already.

1398
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 2: What would be the one thing that you was like, Yeah,

1399
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 2: put some fire underneath my ass, bitch, Yeah, talk to

1400
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 2: me crazy, I love it.

1401
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:47,280
Speaker 1: Come on summer fucking moist. Yeah, stick a biscoff in

1402
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 1: my ass. Yeah, golf in my ass. Crazy than anything said,

1403
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 1: the actually is pizza and salads. That's merch. Biscoff in

1404
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:02,439
Speaker 1: my ass. I'm not wearing that shirt. That's not coming

1405
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 1: to my size.

1406
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 4: Merch.

1407
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,480
Speaker 1: What did you say, Andrew? What was your question?

1408
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 4: No, no, what what would be the one thing that

1409
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 4: you put on the.

1410
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 1: Merch cotton gaunt and then the word merch.

1411
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 4: I like merch. Merch is so funny merch.

1412
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:18,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's what we do. An Ariel font just.

1413
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 4: Big o live action. What do we think?

1414
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 2: So I don't care about these live actions. I was like, you,

1415
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 2: we are so bored. We literally cannot rep We can't

1416
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,160
Speaker 2: do new content. We have to go back in the

1417
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 2: vault and make things.

1418
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 1: But there's some new stuff there. I don't know. I

1419
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 1: don't know how I feel about a black Mermaid.

1420
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 4: I feel like they gave her red locks and it's like,

1421
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 4: was that a real photo? Yeah?

1422
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a like a vintage not mermaid outfit. Just

1423
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1424
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 3: I don't I feel like it's gonna look bad. I

1425
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:55,600
Speaker 3: have a lot of thoughts about it. But somebody was like, yeah,

1426
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:57,920
Speaker 3: but Brandy gave us Cinderella and it was like the

1427
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,919
Speaker 3: best Cinderella ever. And I was like, oh, I forgot

1428
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 3: uh we had a black Cinderella and whoop he was

1429
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 3: in it and the prince was Asian. They gave us everything.

1430
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 3: They gave us multicultural Cinderella. So maybe they'll do it up,

1431
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:13,040
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Maybe they'll do it well. But

1432
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:20,200
Speaker 3: McCarthy is Ursula and that I think is problematic. Why

1433
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:24,240
Speaker 3: because because Ursula, in my mind, is either a big

1434
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 3: black woman or a big black drag queen.

1435
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,280
Speaker 1: Like, Ursula is not a.

1436
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 2: Funny, goofy white lady, right, lusisamccarthy is not gonna play.

1437
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 1: She's not gonna give us drama. She's gonna give us

1438
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 1: kind of like silly. Yeah.

1439
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 4: Also, she can't sing, and she can't sing yeah, mess yeah.

1440
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:46,040
Speaker 1: But I'm not here for black Ursula taking a white

1441
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 1: woman's voice. I'm not here for that. I mean I

1442
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:50,520
Speaker 1: feel like a drag queen could have done it and

1443
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:53,320
Speaker 1: would have done it. Yeah they should, queen. I would

1444
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:54,760
Speaker 1: have been here for a drag queen. It would have

1445
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 1: been the drac queen would have nailed it.

1446
01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:58,440
Speaker 4: Disney would never do that.

1447
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 1: Disney would never the one like the one.

1448
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:03,840
Speaker 4: Character in live action Beating the Beast was supposed to

1449
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:05,880
Speaker 4: be gay and then people were like, we're not even

1450
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 4: showing it at the theater. We can't even show it

1451
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:12,200
Speaker 4: to the children. They can't. Yes, yeah, that little one.

1452
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 4: I think it was like Josh Goad, was he gay

1453
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 4: in the movie. I don't watch it and I's just

1454
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:17,760
Speaker 4: read all the headline are.

1455
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:20,959
Speaker 1: They're so complicated it's a fucking animation. Yeah, but people

1456
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:21,840
Speaker 1: like what they like.

1457
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:25,720
Speaker 2: Like when the Hunger Games books movie came out, people

1458
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:28,560
Speaker 2: were like, Roue's.

1459
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:30,080
Speaker 1: Black in the book.

1460
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 3: It doesn't say and it was like she's not even

1461
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,920
Speaker 3: a main characteristic like let this little black girl get

1462
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:36,600
Speaker 3: her little chick.

1463
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: And they were like, no, people get super upset about

1464
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:42,320
Speaker 1: this movie stuff.

1465
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:42,919
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1466
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 3: I saw the New Spider Man and Zenda. Zenda is

1467
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:50,760
Speaker 3: Mary Jane good character this.

1468
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:52,840
Speaker 1: Girl playing.

1469
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't she's taller than Spider Man. I

1470
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 3: don't make noice. I was like they could have picked them.

1471
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:00,080
Speaker 3: Kirsten dunst Back.

1472
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,439
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what her fu up teeth? Oh my god?

1473
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,040
Speaker 4: Hey hey she.

1474
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: Has character merch merch. Well did we learn anything today?

1475
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:13,439
Speaker 1: So much?

1476
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:17,200
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I'm exhausted from everything that you told us, Marie.

1477
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:20,040
Speaker 2: I'm so glad that you've You're like you're turning a

1478
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 2: new leaf. You're telling us your business. You're fucking left

1479
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 2: and right, no condom.

1480
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 1: Condoms ever time you're talking about your county, wash a math,

1481
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:43,320
Speaker 1: I went soapia bitch, Andrew.

1482
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:45,040
Speaker 3: You could keep telling us your business and you know

1483
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:47,720
Speaker 3: there's always a chair for you at the podcast if

1484
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 3: there's nobody sitting in it.

1485
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 4: Of course, this is the first time I've ever sat

1486
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:51,800
Speaker 4: in the shirt. It feels so weird.

1487
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:55,040
Speaker 1: Well you know now, but it's still moist from.

1488
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 4: Last week.

1489
01:06:57,320 --> 01:07:01,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the good thing is is that people were

1490
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:04,320
Speaker 2: already sliding in your dms before. But now it's like,

1491
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 2: y'all should just flood that ship or put shady palm

1492
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:13,080
Speaker 2: trees all over his fucking Instagram? Can we Jack Knight Andrew?

1493
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,880
Speaker 1: Please? Can we do that shady palm trees all over

1494
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 1: his ship?

1495
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:18,920
Speaker 3: And for those of you who have not yet done this,

1496
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 3: and I'm sure it's many of you, go ahead and

1497
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:22,800
Speaker 3: go to Jack Knight's.

1498
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:26,840
Speaker 1: Space, we can. He just bought a tesla. He just

1499
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:30,040
Speaker 1: he has money. He just bought a tesla. He bought

1500
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,560
Speaker 1: a tesla. Yeah, he just he rented a tesla, or

1501
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:34,240
Speaker 1: he bought it all. He bought it.

1502
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:36,960
Speaker 3: Well, that's what happens when you make that grownish money,

1503
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 3: that blackish he's making ABC money.

1504
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:41,680
Speaker 1: It's fucking stupid, man.

1505
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:44,920
Speaker 2: I know I can't wait to ride in that tesla. No, no, no, no,

1506
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:47,959
Speaker 2: I can't wait for us to get that kind of money.

1507
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:50,120
Speaker 1: If I had that type of money, then I would.

1508
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:53,200
Speaker 1: We still wouldn't buy that car. I wouldn't buy that

1509
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 1: car and buy that car, but I would be even

1510
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:58,840
Speaker 1: meaner to men and meaner to me. So I would

1511
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,720
Speaker 1: that be meaner to you, Sis, be meaner to men?

1512
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,760
Speaker 3: I would literally, you'd be nicer to me in the app,

1513
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 3: I'll be the same level of mean to you, consistent

1514
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:08,800
Speaker 3: level mean slash nights.

1515
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:10,520
Speaker 1: Would you take me to dinner? Sis?

1516
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 4: Uh?

1517
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:13,280
Speaker 1: Were we not talking about.

1518
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:16,880
Speaker 3: Us both having money and you're asking me to You know, Sidney,

1519
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:18,760
Speaker 3: you have a job now and I'm unemployed, and you

1520
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:20,800
Speaker 3: have not taken me to dinner with your corporate.

1521
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:23,400
Speaker 1: Card, So honestly, I don't have one, honestly.

1522
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:26,280
Speaker 2: And let's not forget when I was you, when I

1523
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:29,280
Speaker 2: was a waitress, I was like Marie was my girlfriend.

1524
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:31,400
Speaker 2: Whatever you want you want to ubers, I got you.

1525
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,040
Speaker 2: Let's get food. You want drinks?

1526
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, remember on Valentine's Day when you saved me,

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01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:37,720
Speaker 3: you sent me that uber. I was on a date

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Speaker 3: with this dude and he was.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, got uber all the way from the

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Speaker 2: Upper East Side and brought you to my job.

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Speaker 1: I am fucking great. A We're I'm so glad we're

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Speaker 1: together here. Give me your hand. I missed you. I

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Speaker 1: got chips, I got bisk call this bitch. I got

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Speaker 1: bisclough in my hair hands. I love you all right, bye, guys.

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Speaker 2: Make sure you raise, subscribe, review all that shit, and

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Speaker 2: don't be ho shaming. Okay, eat, pray how and if

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Speaker 2: you get there and you feel like you're not gonna come, tell.

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Speaker 1: Him, I didn't come here to suck your dick. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's merch merch.

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Speaker 2: I didn't come here to suck your dick merch. Can

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01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:19,639
Speaker 2: that be our second shirt? That's our second shirt.

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01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:23,080
Speaker 1: The first one is merch merch. The second one is

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Speaker 1: I didn't come here to suck your dick. Can we

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01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:28,480
Speaker 1: get stickers? My stickiers?

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Speaker 4: I love it?

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01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:31,960
Speaker 1: License plates? All right? Bye, guys, Thank you, Love your

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Speaker 1: terrible faces, by friend.

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Speaker 4: Forever.

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Speaker 5: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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