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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the podcast. Is Brook Jeffrey in the Morning,

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Speaker 1: the home of the Second Date Update. And this is like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we should do a barning, but

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Speaker 1: once you hear Jeffrey's parody song today the song of

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Speaker 1: the week, Yeah, it's gonna be stuck in your head

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Speaker 1: all day.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna get worms today.

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Speaker 3: A weekend, you're gonna be singing it. Oh boy, I

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Speaker 3: can't get it out. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That is a good morning, and thank you again for

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Speaker 1: being here. Don't forget to like and subscribe. Sit back

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Speaker 1: because the new show starts right now.

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Speaker 2: I've got some great news, everybody.

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Speaker 3: Yes, start the morning with that, probably.

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Speaker 4: The best news that we're gonna have all year. It's

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Is everyone sitting down

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Speaker 4: because you are gonna jump out of your seat? Jake,

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Speaker 4: you need to sit because you're gonna jump up when

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Speaker 4: I tell you that they're gonna jump because Netflix is

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Speaker 4: raising prices again.

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Speaker 2: My gosh, yes, who saw that coming? Not this guy.

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Speaker 3: Your sarcasm is going to literally be the death of me.

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Speaker 3: Move excited, jem I thought they raised them last time.

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Speaker 2: So now everything's settled.

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Speaker 4: I know just when I thought like, no, they're not

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Speaker 4: gonna do it again.

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Speaker 2: Yes they did.

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Speaker 4: Now it's like it's the most expensive. It's like you

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Speaker 4: have the Rolls Royce of streaming services.

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Speaker 3: It's actually, you know.

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Speaker 1: What, I've done a lot of dumb things in my life,

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Speaker 1: but the dumbest may have been when I cut the

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Speaker 1: cord thinking I was going to save money.

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Speaker 4: Well, now you come off looking like a total baller

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Speaker 4: when people see you're like.

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Speaker 2: Oh damn, she's got Netflix.

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Speaker 4: No, for sure, the biggest hike is in the standard plan,

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Speaker 4: going from fifteen forty nine up to eighteen dollars a month, baby, Yes,

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Speaker 4: Alexis is right. Even better, their premium plan is going

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Speaker 4: up to twenty five bucks a month.

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Speaker 3: Yea, yeah crazy.

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Speaker 5: And I say, also US four k people paying extra

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Speaker 5: like seven dollars a month too, so I'm probably gonna

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: We need to celebrate companies making more money in this country.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because I'm sure they're going to give everyone

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Speaker 1: a raise at Netflix, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good point.

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Speaker 3: You have money for the billionaires.

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Speaker 4: Just yes, put that. Let's put that on our socials, okay, quick,

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Speaker 4: brook in it. Yeah, and I fully support Netflix doing this.

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Speaker 2: I'm behind them. One thousand percent.

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Speaker 4: But look, I understand not everybody's in the same boat.

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Speaker 4: Let's say you don't have that kind of money. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I guess you can always go to Spotify or Apple

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Speaker 4: podcast wherever you want listen to our second date updates.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're totally free.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, there's a reason it costs zero because you

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Speaker 4: really get what you pay for.

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Speaker 2: Well, just bottom of.

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Speaker 4: The barrel entertainment that we will not charge you because

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Speaker 4: we couldn't possibly get anybody to buy it. So you know,

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Speaker 4: go there. You may get a chuckle once or twice,

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Speaker 4: a chuckle, a free, little tiny giggle could be worth it.

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Speaker 4: The real chuckle fest, though, happens here during the shotgollar

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Speaker 4: Question of the day with the funniest man in the room,

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Speaker 4: possibly in the country.

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Speaker 2: His name is Jake.

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Speaker 4: Jake make us all burst into last year, you guys,

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Speaker 4: on this day in.

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Speaker 7: Eighteen forty eight, knocking that on Netflix, Brook one more outburst.

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Speaker 2: I'm storming them, like I said, in eighteen.

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Speaker 7: Forty eight, on this day, somebody struck literal gold in California. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: it sparked the first documented case of major fomo.

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Speaker 2: Or we like to call it the gold rush.

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Speaker 7: Wow, But enough about finding shiny rocks in the ground.

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Speaker 7: Today you're gonna be quizzed on other famous discoveries, from

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Speaker 7: groundbreaking inventions to oops, we accidentally stumbled on a new continent.

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Speaker 2: Any type of discovery. It's a big rage.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a special guess the discovery edition of.

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Speaker 2: Tenty of twenty.

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Speaker 7: You give me a number one through twenty and I'll

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Speaker 7: describe a famous fine d from the past. So to

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Speaker 7: tell me what it was to stay in the game,

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Speaker 7: We'll start with the woman who discovered fourteen ways to

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Speaker 7: get banned from the dating Apparah, that's a.

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Speaker 2: Number ten.

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Speaker 7: Number ten, Oh, Alexis. You get no help from the

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Speaker 7: rest of the room for this one, Oh, Alexis. This

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Speaker 7: invention started as a failed attempt at making wallpaper, but

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Speaker 7: it is now a go to for stress relief. What

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Speaker 2: Something Mr satisfied But.

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Speaker 4: You're like ripping off yeah, or you could punch it,

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Speaker 4: you know, like a punchable wall. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what.

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Speaker 8: You could punch a wall if it's made of bubble

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Speaker 8: wrap and you pop the bubbles like satisfying Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Said, bubble wrap.

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Speaker 4: That is, you punch your bubble wrap.

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Speaker 9: No, you said, punch a wall You could if it

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Speaker 9: was made a bubble wrapp Okay.

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Speaker 7: In nineteen fifty seven, two guys trying to invent textured

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Speaker 7: wallpaper by sealing two shower curts together to trap the

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Speaker 7: bubbles made bubble wrap. Yeah, Brook, we're over to you.

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Speaker 7: Ten is off the board. How about a number?

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Speaker 6: Eight?

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Speaker 2: Brook?

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Speaker 7: A child accidentally created this treat while leaving soda outside overnight.

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Speaker 7: What discovery am I talking about?

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Speaker 1: I was really hoping that my answer was gonna be

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Speaker 1: Marie Curry.

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Speaker 7: There's a lot of questions.

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Speaker 4: Maybe that's how she came about Brook.

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Speaker 2: You don't know.

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Speaker 3: I actually think it's a popsicle ash. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Nineteen oh five, an eleven year old in California left

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Speaker 7: and it froze, creating the first popsicle.

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Speaker 5: Cool accidental experiment.

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Speaker 7: Hose, it's your turn. Ten and eight are off the board.

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Speaker 7: I need a number from you, couch. Well, I like

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Speaker 7: that number, Hose. This crispy creation was born out of

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Speaker 5: What my first thought is the rice crispy tree. That's like,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And all of.

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Speaker 3: A sudden we loved it. I could see that.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to say they the rich Christy.

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Speaker 7: Tree, sadly incorrect. The answer was potato chips. It happened

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Speaker 7: in eighteen fifty three. A New York chef was annoyed

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Speaker 3: Potato chip was born out of revenge.

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Speaker 2: Shows you what revenge gets you? Over to Jeffrey? How

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Speaker 4: Number fourteen fourteen Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: In nineteen forty one, Swiss engineer George de Mastrell discovered

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Speaker 7: this inventive idea while hiking in Colorado and noticing birds

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Speaker 2: What did he invent? Noticed? Birds?

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Speaker 3: Birds?

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Speaker 7: What's a little spiky things?

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Speaker 3: Their pieces of plant and then they attached.

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Speaker 4: To your pat Are you talking about like a Mario

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Speaker 2: Jump over that? Yeah, it's like an evil pine coney.

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Speaker 3: You're such a city boy.

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Speaker 2: Can I give you your infro?

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Speaker 7: He was Swiss. His name was George. It was nineteen

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Speaker 4: The George Foreman anti jacket. I think your anti George.

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Speaker 7: He invented the yeah whatever, Jeff says George, and Mastral

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Speaker 7: invented velcrow because he saw how the tiny hooks from

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Speaker 3: That is smart.

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Speaker 4: Keep saying the word birds and maybe.

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Speaker 7: We'll come back to it. Alexis, it's your turn, six,

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Speaker 7: number six, Alexis. In nineteen eighty six, a California farmer

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Speaker 7: named Mike Eurosek discovered there were certain vegetables being discarded

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Speaker 7: A little bit of marketing later, he revolutionized snack time.

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Speaker 2: What did he discover?

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Speaker 1: I think, I know, really I bet you eat a

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Speaker 8: Think squashes are all shaped, kind of funny. But I

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Speaker 8: don't want to get brook started on squashes.

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Speaker 3: Jehan Ah delicata, let me.

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Speaker 7: Tell you, Okay, hurry answer Carrots Alexis said carrots. That

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Speaker 2: I was looking for baby carrots.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sorry, that's incorrect, Alexis, please be right next time.

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Speaker 7: In fact, that answer was so wrong, I'm gonna give

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Speaker 7: Brooke today's win.

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Speaker 4: Inlenty, well Brook gets to choose who gets shocked today?

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Speaker 4: While singing twenty four came magic by Bruno Mars.

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Speaker 2: Who's it gonna be?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Let's add insults of injury in shock Alexis, Oh, pop Pop,

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Speaker 1: it's showtime, showtime, guys, who's back again?

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Speaker 6: And they don't know?

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Speaker 3: They don't know. I bet they know as soon as

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Speaker 4: Okay, texting somebody, Yeah, that's your shack collar question of

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Speaker 2: Phone TAP's coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I know it's early in the year, but they're a

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Speaker 4: new term that just came out that you may use

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Speaker 4: if you plan to travel by plane in the near future.

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Speaker 4: I do just okay, it's brooken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: And this all came from a Reddit forum where one

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Speaker 4: she witnessed a terrible case of ile lice.

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Speaker 3: Ew what's that?

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Speaker 2: What are ile ice?

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Speaker 3: It sounds like my worst nightmare.

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Speaker 4: Those are the people who immediately jump into the aisles

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Speaker 4: before it's their term.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, to the point where they're like crowding you, like

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Speaker 5: passing you.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, are you.

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Speaker 1: Next to me?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 1: I mean I could see if you were like trying

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Speaker 3: The planet to let you know.

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Speaker 4: The Reddit commanders agreed, saying aisle ice slow things down,

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Speaker 4: They make people angry, they create chaos and confusion, just

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Speaker 8: Yes.

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Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that's making it easier for you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just whatever it is with Laser stories are segment by.

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Speaker 2: Sober up.

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Speaker 3: You want to keep him medicated slightly? I see, I see.

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Speaker 5: Post Malone touches it in a collab, it's awesome.

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Speaker 4: But this next one just feels different. The rapper turned

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Speaker 3: All the packaging is cool, it says post. It has

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Speaker 4: Well, speaking to the press post, he said, like any

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Speaker 3: Okay, kept the quote family friendly.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to your next lazer story. Out of relationship

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like you never get used to that part.

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Speaker 1: Okay, listen, I have zero boundaries when it comes to

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Speaker 4: There's a great the world word waffle stomp is gonna

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Speaker 2: Sorry guys for a month now.

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Speaker 4: But that's around five percent of women and seven percent

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Speaker 3: Don't even pee.

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Speaker 2: In a shower?

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Speaker 4: Well, maybe a significant others using the toilet and it's

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Speaker 2: Then what do you do?

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Speaker 6: Bro?

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Speaker 3: What do you the where do you want?

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Speaker 1: You bury it in the backyard?

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Speaker 3: This is what over the whole.

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Speaker 5: I don't know why am I thinking about this?

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Speaker 4: As for this guy, he has it in public before,

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Speaker 2: Yeh, region guys.

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Speaker 4: Never again And that sound means Laser Stories has come

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Speaker 4: to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 4: same time on Monday.

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Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: What's life going to look like five years from now,

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Speaker 4: ten years from now, fifty years from now? Wow, Brook,

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Speaker 4: you'll still be thirty nine according to your dating profile.

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Speaker 3: That's right. But wait, I don't have those How they

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Speaker 3: will then? Because I probably lived, that's right?

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Speaker 2: How will we live? What will travel look like?

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Speaker 4: What things that we love today are going to disappear

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Speaker 4: Because a new survey asked people that exact question, and

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Speaker 4: You ever think about what the distant future is going

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Speaker 2: I know some.

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Speaker 4: People say as we get older, men look more and

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Speaker 2: Just look at the brook and Jeffrey web page.

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Speaker 3: This is how you're going to start.

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Speaker 4: Don't kill the messenger here.

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Speaker 2: That's just what people say.

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Speaker 4: No, No, I didn't say that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you said that.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, people that are.

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Speaker 4: Saying that exactly, we're all standing up for the reason

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Speaker 3: It better be good because I tell you that right now.

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Speaker 4: A new poll came out, Update on the Pole, and

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Speaker 4: these are going to be like Brooks grandkids saying, wow,

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Speaker 4: Grandma used to talk from a radio box, not telepath

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's weird. It's how late.

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Speaker 4: Number seven they say working nine to five jobs will

456
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,840
Speaker 4: be completely eliminated in America.

457
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 1: If you fall that sentence with working nine to nine

458
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Speaker 1: jobs is going to be I'm sure going to be

459
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Speaker 1: happy you're doing six.

460
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 7: Days a week.

461
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I enjoy working.

462
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,680
Speaker 3: You can stay here till nine pm?

463
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,800
Speaker 2: Okay, and maybe I don't know.

464
00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:29,320
Speaker 4: But you look at Europe right now. A lot of

465
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,640
Speaker 4: people there already just work four days a week. Yeah,

466
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 4: they get five plus weeks of paid vacation time. They

467
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 4: legally aren't allowed to get fired for a designated period

468
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:44,000
Speaker 4: no matter how hard they try. Europe living in the

469
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,760
Speaker 4: future right now they are number six. No more in

470
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:51,960
Speaker 4: person family reunions by the year two thy seventy five.

471
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,280
Speaker 3: No, I don't want that.

472
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 4: Well, it's too hard. People are going to be so

473
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Speaker 4: spread out. It's going to be so expensive to travel

474
00:21:58,119 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 4: and meet up.

475
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 1: For sure, you're not going to have like speed trains

476
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,120
Speaker 1: and flying cars where it makes it easier.

477
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,400
Speaker 3: Isn't travel going to be easier?

478
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're going to be here, your cousin's going to

479
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,159
Speaker 4: be on Pluto, someone else is going to be in

480
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,679
Speaker 4: another Galaxy's going to be too much travel.

481
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,600
Speaker 8: Did you just put this in here because you don't

482
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 8: want to see your family?

483
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 4: Now, listen to what they think is going to happen,

484
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 4: because they say instead all gatherings will be virtual reality

485
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:28,439
Speaker 4: family reunions from the comfort of your own home. Plus Brooks,

486
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 4: stop booing the future. No one is going to judge

487
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,120
Speaker 4: you for accidentally muting your uncle when he talks about

488
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 4: conspiracy theories.

489
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,640
Speaker 3: I mean, there's a positive, but I like an in

490
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 3: person hunt.

491
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 2: Well, listen to this, they say.

492
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,440
Speaker 4: The AI by then is going to be so good

493
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 4: at this point that you're going to be able to

494
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 4: have hologram relatives who've passed away actually be able to

495
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 4: join in the group conversations and have it be like

496
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 4: they're really there.

497
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 6: Wow.

498
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 3: I don't know. Can I put in my will right now?

499
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 1: I don't want my family to be able to do that,

500
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:01,639
Speaker 1: But just let me rest you in the studio.

501
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 3: For the rest of time.

502
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 2: Number five.

503
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 4: Thing that's going away by the year twenty seventy five,

504
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 4: people think no more personal trainers or traditional gyms. Really, instead,

505
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 4: they think it's going to be replaced by drive through

506
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 4: fitness areas.

507
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 3: What does that mean? We're not fitting?

508
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,239
Speaker 4: Scientists predict it'll be like a car wash with all

509
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 4: the stalls that people go in. But you pull up,

510
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 4: you hook yourself up to a hydraulic arm, and then

511
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 4: the machine electronically works you out for twenty minutes.

512
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,399
Speaker 2: Came up with this and you don't even have to

513
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 2: leave your car.

514
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 3: Can't we have number four? Like no more cancer?

515
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 6: Yes?

516
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 3: A lazy workout.

517
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 2: It's all sounding good to me.

518
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 4: We're talking about a survey that asks what things that

519
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 4: are considered normal today do you think will be eliminated

520
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 4: by the year twenty seventy five. Number four, plastic packaging

521
00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,199
Speaker 4: is going to be totally gone. Yeah, it now year

522
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 4: it seems like another study comes out about how plastics

523
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 4: are completely dooming our planet and destroying our bodies. Yes,

524
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 4: at this point, our organs are like six percent microplastics.

525
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 3: That's right.

526
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 2: I got some medium plastic.

527
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, we do.

528
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 3: Planting is just bread plastic.

529
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 2: Bread damn.

530
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

531
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's even got one of those tabs on it stomach.

532
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 10: Yeah.

533
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:27,880
Speaker 4: Number three flights without any human pilots are going to be.

534
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 3: I don't know.

535
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 1: I just read a article where they pulled the drunk

536
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 1: guy out of the cockpit last week.

537
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 3: There will be some upsides to that.

538
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 2: They're already planning on that.

539
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 4: And actually some other countries are running tests as we

540
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 4: speak with no pilot planes. Yeah, not to mention. Yeah,

541
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 4: the driverless cars are basically already here, so driverless everything.

542
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 1: Did you see the guy the driverless car that got

543
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: stuck in a circle.

544
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, the circle.

545
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, it could be Number two. Sleep is gonna get

546
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 4: even better in the future. There's multiple companies right now

547
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 4: working on personalized sleep pods with auto dream programming.

548
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 1: Oh they say the auto dream program I mean you

549
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: can schedule what you want to dream about that day.

550
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 2: They say it's like Netflix for sleep.

551
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 4: So if you ever wanted to dream about winning the lottery,

552
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,679
Speaker 4: or playing in a Super Bowl game, or going on

553
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 4: a date with me soon, you can just push a

554
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 4: few buttons before bed, and the sleep pod will take

555
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 4: control of your dreams and make it happen.

556
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 8: Could I bring a guy in there and make him

557
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 8: dream about me programming?

558
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 3: Good, You're just hacking, Yeah, just hacking men's dream. You

559
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 3: will see yourself loving me but not too much or clinging.

560
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

561
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,479
Speaker 4: And finally, the number one thing that people think is

562
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 4: normal today but isn't going to be around by the

563
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 4: year twenty seventy five mirrors in your home. Oh, he's

564
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 4: not gonna need them. Instead, a holographic personal assistant will

565
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 4: pop but and critique your appearance for you, which Brook,

566
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 4: I'm very excited about this Friday.

567
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 1: I actually I think this is fascinating because you never

568
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 1: see yourself in three dimension, Like, what does my butt

569
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 1: really look like I don't.

570
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 5: Know, no, Brook, your butt really is two d Dang,

571
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 5: it's actually.

572
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,199
Speaker 4: Picture as you're getting dressed. You launched the app, and

573
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 4: the hologram helper will pop up wherever you are in

574
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 4: your home to offer you styling advice and wardrobe critiques.

575
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:29,959
Speaker 2: How does it know?

576
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 5: It doesn't fashion evolve, like, how does it know?

577
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 3: How does it know you in your style? Like it's

578
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 3: gonna end up where everybody's dressed the same.

579
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

580
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 4: Total, it's going to be plugged into like the metaverse,

581
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 4: knowing exactly what's cool and what's not cool.

582
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know that the metaverse is very cool right.

583
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 2: Now, and it might tell you yikes.

584
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 4: I didn't know they still made genes like that anymore.

585
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 4: You're so ancient.

586
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at the tech guys running these companies. Very

587
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 3: cool fashion.

588
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 4: That's what life is going to look like apparently in

589
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,360
Speaker 4: the year twenty seventy five, but fifty years from now,

590
00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 4: we're still gonna be doing phone tab.

591
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 2: We got one brand new for you coming.

592
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 6: Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

593
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 4: For today's phone tap. We needed someone who could pull

594
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 4: off a snobby, pretentious mom.

595
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 2: I wonder here could do that.

596
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 3: Is this a Jose one?

597
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 4: Then?

598
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 2: Is in a digital Jake one?

599
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 7: Jose?

600
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 4: Maybe me I could do it? Spotlight alexis with mom energy.

601
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 2: No, it's I guess it's gonna have to be Brooke.

602
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 4: And today she's posing as a mom taking her six

603
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 4: year old daughter to another girl's birthday, and let's just say,

604
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 4: mama is very particular about how things should go down there.

605
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 4: It's your phone tap right now?

606
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 10: An Hello?

607
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 11: Hi?

608
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 3: Is this Rebecca?

609
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 8: Yes, rebeccah Right, this is Trina.

610
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 3: I'm Taylor's mom.

611
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 10: Oh, who are you great?

612
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 8: Taylor's so excited about the birthday party.

613
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 10: Oh great, We're really excited to have her.

614
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 8: It's so funny that we've been at the same school

615
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 8: now for a couple of years, and I don't think

616
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 8: we've ever met.

617
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 6: Wow.

618
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 10: No, I was just thinking the same thing. I don't

619
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 10: think we have met.

620
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy?

621
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 10: Yeah?

622
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 9: But you will.

623
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 10: I mean, if you can, you should totally stick around

624
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 10: the party and we can hang out a little bit

625
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 10: if you want time.

626
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,159
Speaker 3: Yeah about that.

627
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 8: I just want to make sure because every other party

628
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 8: Tailor's been to this year has them you will have

629
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 8: a sugar free cake.

630
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 7: Right.

631
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 10: A sugar free cake.

632
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 3: I know, Is that a joke? Is that funny too?

633
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 3: Is that funny?

634
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 10: Is the sugar free cake?

635
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 3: Yeah? That you're not gonna have one? That's a joke, right, No?

636
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 10: I oh no, We're gonna have an ice cream cake.

637
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 10: So I'm pretty sure there's sugar in that. But I

638
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 10: mean it's her birthday, so.

639
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 3: That's a disappointment.

640
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:00,719
Speaker 9: Okay.

641
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 8: I should probably also take this time to tell you

642
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 8: that Taylor's also in her blue face, so she only

643
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 8: eats blue foods.

644
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 3: Okay, you'll be providing those, right.

645
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 10: Like blueberries?

646
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 8: Oh, yes, yes, blueberries, blue corn, tortilla chips. I even

647
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 8: let the mountain dew voltage slide every once in a

648
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 8: while and had blue dyed mac and cheese.

649
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 3: That would work.

650
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 8: I mean, I don't want you to go out of

651
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 8: your way, but you should go out of your way.

652
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 8: I mean I last month she was in her star

653
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 8: face starfruits, had to cut all her chicken nuggets into

654
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 8: star shapes.

655
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was doctor recommended.

656
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 10: This is all new to me, by the way.

657
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 8: I'm so sorry to interrupt, but looking at your invitation,

658
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 8: it says there's gonna be pony rides there.

659
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 10: Yes, fun. Hopefully that's okay with Taylor and pony rides

660
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 10: are okay for what she needs.

661
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 3: Oh it's so great.

662
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 8: I mean, as long as you're okay that Taylor brings

663
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 8: her own live pony.

664
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 10: I'm sorry.

665
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 4: The only reason I say.

666
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 8: That is because Taylor's pony is gluten free. Makes sense now,

667
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 8: I'm sure.

668
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 10: Uh, that's a new one. I've never that's definitely.

669
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 8: It's just I can't trust those dodgy pony rental places.

670
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 8: They probably have a meth lab in the back behind

671
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 8: the stables.

672
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 10: Oh my god.

673
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 3: No, wish that was a joke.

674
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 10: I wish. Well, I can assure you that this is

675
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 10: a legit place. It's a really nice family farm that

676
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 10: does the pony rental, So there's no meth labs.

677
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the ponies aren't gluten free, are they.

678
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,959
Speaker 10: Again, I'm not sure what that means what a gluten

679
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 10: free pony is? Even Becca.

680
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 3: I'm sensing stress.

681
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 10: I mean I am definitely yeah, getting a little stressed.

682
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:44,959
Speaker 7: You know what.

683
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 8: You go ahead and be stressed, But listen, you can

684
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 8: just put me in charge of everything from here on

685
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 8: out and we can make some great improvements to your party.

686
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 10: No, I might be a little stressed, but I'm totally fine.

687
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 10: Everything's on track for my daughter's party. We're all set, thank.

688
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,959
Speaker 3: You, right, But I'm the mother of a gifted child.

689
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 3: Taylor's gifted.

690
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 4: Oh did you know that?

691
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 10: I'm sure she is. And my child is gifted as well.

692
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 10: We're all set here.

693
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 8: The funniest thing you've said, Taylor already has plans to

694
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 8: recite the Gettysburg address at the party for everyone's entertainment.

695
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 10: She knows in my heart that's not necessary. That's you know,

696
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 10: we're gonna have some other entertainment, so I don't think

697
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 10: we're gonna have time for that.

698
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 8: You know what I'm reading between the lines here, And

699
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 8: I get it. Your daughter feels threatened by Taylor, doesn't she.

700
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 3: That's too bad. Jealousy starts early.

701
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 10: No, she's not jealous, I can assure you. And I

702
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 10: don't want this whole like vibe, whatever's happening here right now,

703
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 10: to be part of my daughter's birthday. This is supposed

704
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 10: to be a fun day.

705
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 8: I am just so thankful you didn't invite that pretentious

706
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,959
Speaker 8: Alitas from the radio show Brick Fox.

707
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 3: What Rose?

708
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 4: Who is that Brick Fox?

709
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 3: I heard?

710
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 8: She demands to bring her own working carousel to every

711
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 8: children's event so the saddles don't smell like butt.

712
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, I do that is I.

713
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 3: Am sorry too?

714
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 8: Because you don't know her, and I just realized I

715
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 8: am her.

716
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 3: And this is actually a prank phone call.

717
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 10: Oh my god, this is.

718
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 8: Actually brought from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in

719
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 8: the Morning.

720
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 3: Does that ring a bell loud?

721
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 10: Oh no, you have got to be kidding me right now.

722
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 3: Your sister Jeffy set you up.

723
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 10: Oh my god.

724
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 8: She said that you recently moved your kid to a

725
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 8: private school and you're getting some.

726
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 3: We'll say, interesting requests from the parents about the party.

727
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 10: I am Oh jeez, I was just losing my mind.

728
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, because you didn't get a gluten free pony.

729
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 3: It's like, what kind of mother are you?

730
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 6: Wake up? Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

731
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 6: the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

732
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 4: If you're a single lady and you're looking to make

733
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 4: the first move and approach a guy at a bar,

734
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 4: what is the right play.

735
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 3: Drink?

736
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, make eye contact and say hi.

737
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 4: You could do what Brooke does, open up her purse

738
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 4: and say hey, I got some free jerky I bought

739
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 4: off a ranger in the street.

740
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 2: Want to sheare a stick.

741
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: And she's like everybody knows jerky stands on the side

742
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: of the highway are the best.

743
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 2: Yes, it has a surprisingly high success rate.

744
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 4: Or you can do it, one of our listeners did

745
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 4: when she saw a cute guy, and even though her

746
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 4: move was a little unorthodox, apparently it worked. You're gonna

747
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 4: hear it in your brand new second date update right.

748
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 2: After this second date updated for a date?

749
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:57,239
Speaker 4: Would you rather be silently ghosted or blatantly canceled on?

750
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 3: Yikes? I at least you would know if you're blatantly

751
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 3: canceled on.

752
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I wondering I can make up my own excuse,

753
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 5: like I'm too perfect?

754
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what I mean.

755
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,760
Speaker 4: When you're ghosted, there's still that like glimmer of hope

756
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 4: that maybe they got the wrong bar, or maybe they

757
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 4: got a.

758
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 6: Rest their phone broke.

759
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they.

760
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 4: Fell down a man hole and they can't get out.

761
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 2: Oh did you can invent.

762
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 4: A story for yourself there that makes you feel good.

763
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 4: But today, one of our listeners, Jillian, thought she had

764
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 4: a second date locked down until she got one very

765
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 4: strange last minute text calling it off, and now she's

766
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 4: really confused and needs our help.

767
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 2: Jillian, Welcome to the show.

768
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 9: Hi, thank you.

769
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 3: My interest is so pete.

770
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:47,280
Speaker 1: I don't want to know what that text message says someonesed.

771
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, so let's start at the beginning of your story.

772
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,959
Speaker 4: How did you meet this guy? What's his name?

773
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,280
Speaker 9: I Zach?

774
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 4: Okay, where did you and Zach meet?

775
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 8: So?

776
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 9: We met at a bar?

777
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,760
Speaker 3: Oh in real life?

778
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 10: In real life?

779
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know, right, crazy. So it was like last

780
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 9: Friday night. I had been planning on staying in, like

781
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 9: not going out at all that night.

782
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 1: That's what it always happens, right, I know, right, which

783
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 1: means that you weren't looking your best.

784
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 3: You're probably kind of a mess.

785
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: But yees, okay, No, I don't mean that in a

786
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 1: mean way.

787
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 10: I was looking kid, Okay.

788
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 3: That's just mean that.

789
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 9: Yeah. Then I had this like feeling after I got

790
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 9: home from work where I was like, no, you know what,

791
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 9: I actually don't want to have a cozy night and

792
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 9: I want to go do something that's good feeling.

793
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 2: I always have the feeling to go.

794
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 5: You are feeling to go out so.

795
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 3: Fun, You're bringing the good energy.

796
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 2: Okay, So where do you go?

797
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 9: So I called my girlfriend. We go to a bar

798
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,959
Speaker 9: kind of by my place and we're just hanging out

799
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 9: and then I see this guy and I like, I

800
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 9: don't usually make the first move, like ever, but I

801
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 9: was kind of like listening to their not listening to

802
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 9: their conversation. But I was at the bar trying to

803
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 9: get a drink.

804
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say, but I was

805
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,720
Speaker 3: kind of drunk, so I did.

806
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 10: It right there.

807
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 9: They were talking about the movie Wicked, oh, and I

808
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 9: had just seen it, and their opinions were like totally wrong.

809
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,320
Speaker 9: So I jumped in to tell him why he was wrong,

810
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 9: but also just like to flirt with him.

811
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: And okay, were wrong right off the back.

812
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 4: Don't argue about a man with Wicked either.

813
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 10: I just know that there was two guys arguing over

814
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 10: Wicked together.

815
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,720
Speaker 2: I feel like I already know why he's not calling

816
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 2: you back.

817
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 3: But no, she was being playful.

818
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 9: Come on, yeah, if you like touch their arm and stuff,

819
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 9: then they love an argument. So anyway, we ended up

820
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 9: talking for a while. We went to another bar together,

821
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 9: just the two of us. Okay, yeah, well she was

822
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 9: kind of done. She was like, yeah, I came out

823
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 9: for you.

824
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 10: So if you're good, like bye.

825
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 9: And we had plans for a second date. We were

826
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 9: going to go to this bar that has ski ball

827
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 9: and I was going to beat him at ski ball

828
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 9: on a kid.

829
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. So you guys even talked about where

830
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 3: and when and all of it.

831
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, all of it. And so then shere's the crazy part.

832
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 9: That morning that we're supposed to go out, I get

833
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 9: a text from him that says, I'm onto you, dates

834
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 9: off on to you, onto you, I'm on to you.

835
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, what does that mean?

836
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 10: I don't know. I texted him back and I was like,

837
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 10: what are you talking about?

838
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 9: And then he just didn't answer me.

839
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 3: Does he think that you're in a relationship or something.

840
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 3: That's the first thing.

841
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 4: That I think, Oh yeah, we should have asked, are

842
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,720
Speaker 4: you currently with somebody?

843
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 9: No?

844
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 2: No, okay, yeah, what's wrong with that?

845
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: And that's so strange too, because you don't have any

846
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: like it's not like you can ask his friends.

847
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,720
Speaker 3: You don't know anybody that he knows.

848
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, right exactly?

849
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: If you Google search your name, is there like a

850
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: weird news article that comes up of somebody who with

851
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: a shared name.

852
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,919
Speaker 9: I don't even know if he knows my last name

853
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 9: to google me at all, but also like, I don't

854
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 9: think anything crazy comes up.

855
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 2: My last name is Dahmer.

856
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 4: I don't know. I swear I paid to have all

857
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 4: those articles to lead it.

858
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 2: Mystery.

859
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 7: Yeah.

860
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 9: My best guess is that maybe one of his friends

861
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 9: like thought I was someone else that they recognize me,

862
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 9: you know, like dark bar.

863
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 10: I don't know.

864
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you.

865
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 5: Know what that's happened to my friend group before. She

866
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 5: was some other girl bro. Never mind, it could be that, like.

867
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 3: A girl from the dating apps.

868
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 9: Yeah.

869
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was just so bold, I know. And then

870
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 3: you don't follow it up, like if you're gonna be accused,

871
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 3: just tell me what's been accused of.

872
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's just so frustrating. Like I've texted him a

873
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 9: few times being like, hey, I don't even need to

874
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 9: go out again, I just want to know what are

875
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 9: you upset about? And I don't get anything.

876
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 1: Well, and you need to know for future dates because

877
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 1: what if other men say the same thing and you

878
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: still don't know what you know, you're.

879
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 8: You're purposely using them for something.

880
00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 3: Just tell us now.

881
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 4: Texting him makes you sound super laid back and chill,

882
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 4: so he has nothing to complain about when we call

883
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 4: him now and try and ask him why he didn't

884
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 4: follow through with the second date that you had already

885
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 4: arranged with him.

886
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 3: Will we asked him what the hell that text message meant?

887
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 4: Let really pile on and tell him everything is done

888
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 4: wrong in his.

889
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 3: Life in his opinion wicked suck.

890
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 4: Yes, good, we will beat him into a pup.

891
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 2: Second date update coming up right after this second date update.

892
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 4: I can't believe we never caught the nursery rhyme connection

893
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:37,399
Speaker 4: because our listener Jillian met a guy named Zacha and Jill.

894
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 2: Zack and Jill.

895
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 4: You mean Jack and Jill, But it sounds it sounds

896
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 4: pretty close.

897
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 3: Okay, someone.

898
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: Someone flungd preschool in this room and it was definitely

899
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: not Zach rhyme.

900
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,240
Speaker 2: Jill, Sorry for trying to draw a connection.

901
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 4: I thought it was a cute story, right.

902
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 2: They met at a bar.

903
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,720
Speaker 4: They were drinking pails of white claw together.

904
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 3: How the nursery rhyme goes?

905
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 4: Jill said, great to another date, and Zach canceled last second.

906
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 4: Oh okay, that's where we are today.

907
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 2: Like a total jerk.

908
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 4: Zach reached out to Jillian the day of their second

909
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 4: meet up and said I'm on to you date canceled.

910
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 6: So Zach is.

911
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 5: Fetching a pail of water right now.

912
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 3: No, he's rolling down a hill. I think I thought

913
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 3: it was white Claw.

914
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 5: I got the nursery right now.

915
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 4: The whole thing is confusing, especially to Jillian, because there

916
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 4: was no explanation for what he meant by I'm on

917
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 4: to you.

918
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,760
Speaker 3: It's so accusatory.

919
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: I mean, the thing is is that although Jeff you're

920
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: calling him a jerk, he thinks she's a jerk, is

921
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: what it sounds like.

922
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we don't know why.

923
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,439
Speaker 3: Exactly I'm on to you.

924
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 5: We'll raise an eyebrow to anybody. Yeah, walk up to

925
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 5: me and say that right now, I'd be like.

926
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 3: What do you feel guilty? Yeah, no matter what do Yeah.

927
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 3: My guess is that he's going to be coming in

928
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 3: hot like a text like that.

929
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 5: It's not going to be I thought, it's what if

930
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 5: it's his tagline? What if he answers it like I'm

931
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 5: onto you Hello?

932
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 2: You know what if that's his thing, you probably don't

933
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 2: want to end up with him. Yeah, probably not. Dial

934
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 2: is number.

935
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 4: See how he answers the phone if he picks up

936
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 4: and hopefully get an explanation.

937
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 2: Are you ready? I'm ready? So that was a question

938
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 2: just to myself.

939
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 4: I'm ready.

940
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:30,280
Speaker 2: Talking to jeff Okay, Hello, Hey is this Zach?

941
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:31,959
Speaker 9: Yes?

942
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 6: Who's speaking interested?

943
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 3: Hey Zach, welcome to the show.

944
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 11: Uh what is this?

945
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 6: Hell?

946
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 2: Sorry? Sorry for that.

947
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 4: She was so flirty with that question. This is there

948
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 4: a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

949
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 4: This is a segment called second Date Update. Okay, you

950
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 4: could help us because we have a listener who you

951
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 4: met up with the other night. Her name is you

952
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 4: guys met.

953
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:01,879
Speaker 3: At a bar.

954
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 11: Oh my god, are you joking?

955
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 6: No?

956
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 11: No, yeah, she keeps texting me.

957
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 4: Yes, right, I can hear your confused. Can I tell

958
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,760
Speaker 4: you what we know from what Jillian told us? Because

959
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 4: she said, you guys met at the bar the other night,

960
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,720
Speaker 4: you hit it off, ended up separating from your friend

961
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 4: group to just hang out one on one, and then arranged.

962
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 2: A second meetup.

963
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 4: Had it all planned out until the day of she

964
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 4: got this cryptic text from you saying I'm on to you.

965
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

966
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 11: Wow, Okay, so she told you a lot.

967
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I mean, honestly, she has no idea what

968
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: you're referring to in that text message.

969
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 11: Well, I can explain that.

970
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,760
Speaker 4: That would be great because she just does not understand

971
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 4: what happened if she did something wrong. We're just trying

972
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 4: to give her some clarity. We asked, are you in

973
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 4: the middle of some awful dealings?

974
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,800
Speaker 5: And she's like, I Am not in the midst of evil,

975
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 5: so you know what I mean. So she has no

976
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 5: idea what you're talking about.

977
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 11: Okay. So the day of the next day, I went

978
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 11: back to the bar that we had met at, and

979
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 11: this bartender recognizes me and he says, hey, are you

980
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 11: hanging out with Jillian again anytime soon?

981
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 3: Oh? They know her at the bar, like she's a

982
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 3: regular or something.

983
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 11: Okay, well that's what I was thinking. So I say,

984
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 11: what's going on? How do you know her? And he

985
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 11: says that she calls the bar like every night, asking

986
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 11: if there's any cute guys there.

987
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:35,280
Speaker 3: Oh really, this world just opened up? Are you serious?

988
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 1: Yes, she calls it ahead of time, just to see

989
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: if it's worth her time to go down there.

990
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 11: Yeah, not just that place. Apparently she does that all

991
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 11: over town.

992
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 3: How do you know all over town?

993
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 11: Yes, that's what the bartender said. So I don't know.

994
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: So are you upset that you were the cute guy

995
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 1: that the bartender reported on kind of a compliment, or.

996
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 4: The fact that she calls the bar every single night

997
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 4: going out.

998
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,959
Speaker 3: There, Like she doesn't go to the bar every night.

999
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 2: Though, unless there's cute guys.

1000
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a good radio enough, that's why she decided

1001
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 5: to go from I'm staying home, I'm going out, yes.

1002
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 3: Worth her going out for that's a compliment.

1003
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 11: She said that to you.

1004
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 4: She mentioned that the night that she was going out

1005
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 4: and met you, she was considering staying in, but something

1006
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 4: changed her mind and she wanted to go out that

1007
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 4: night instead.

1008
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 11: Okay, so it.

1009
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 4: Turns out that something was a phone call to the

1010
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 4: bar to ask if there's any good looking guys there.

1011
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 2: But we didn't know that.

1012
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,240
Speaker 3: Why does that make you so upset?

1013
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 11: Well, I'm just another cute guy at a bar to her.

1014
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 11: And it's just kind of shady that she is talking

1015
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 11: how spontaneous this whole thing was, when really she kind

1016
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 11: of planned the whole.

1017
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 3: So it feels like you were deceived a little bit

1018
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 3: saying it's.

1019
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 2: Nice to be the cute guy.

1020
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 5: But now it's like you don't feel special because every

1021
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 5: night there's another cute guy.

1022
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 8: And I just feel like it's weird someone pretends they

1023
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 8: just met you randomly when they didn't acting a bit.

1024
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:56,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, exactly.

1025
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 11: I didn't feel special at all and pretty weird to me.

1026
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 3: You should feel, specially you're on a radio show.

1027
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he calls us every day, though.

1028
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 2: She does.

1029
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 4: Actually she specifically reached out so that we could get

1030
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 4: in contact with you to find this information out.

1031
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 2: That should mean something, right.

1032
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 11: I guess. I mean, now you have your reason.

1033
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 4: Uh okay, well, thank you for that, and we're thankful.

1034
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 4: But who I think is more appreciative is actually Jillian,

1035
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 4: who is on the other line listening to this conversation.

1036
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 2: It does so like she's like always on the other line.

1037
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 3: This is the only one actually making phone calls these days.

1038
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 4: Jillian, are you there?

1039
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,879
Speaker 9: I'm here, and I have quite a bit to say in.

1040
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 6: Response to that.

1041
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 3: Not I'm sorry, No, I'm not sorry.

1042
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 10: What did make you wrong?

1043
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 9: Listen? First of all, if you not call them every

1044
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:55,720
Speaker 9: night like Friday and Saturday nights, okay, okay, And like listen,

1045
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 9: if I'm at home, I want to have to like

1046
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 9: put on pants and like make up and so you know,

1047
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 9: like just to go to a bar when there's nobody there,

1048
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,760
Speaker 9: and so I'll call be like, hey, is it popping?

1049
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 9: There are a lot of guys there, what's going on?

1050
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,439
Speaker 9: But I would not lynd you guys when I said

1051
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 9: I almost never approach anybody.

1052
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 2: Oh, she did mention that to Zach.

1053
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, are you still there, Zach?

1054
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm not sure what to believe anymore. I mean

1055
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 11: she's saying one thing to you guys, the bartender says

1056
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 11: a different thing than me. So I don't know. This

1057
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,839
Speaker 11: is all kind of shady, dude.

1058
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: It would have been such a good pickup line to

1059
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: walk up to him and be like, hey, I called

1060
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 1: ahead of time and they said you were here.

1061
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 9: Yeah that well I would, Yeah, you're right, Maybe I'll

1062
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 9: just say it.

1063
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I asked for hot guys and they delivered you.

1064
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 3: So tell us how that goes.

1065
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 4: Not as romantic to a guy's year as you probably think.

1066
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: Anyone's give her romance at a bar, Jeff. They're just

1067
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: looking to talk.

1068
00:46:56,360 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 4: More clearly, someone who is looking for romance, Zach, And

1069
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 4: he feels like he's not special, that he's just one

1070
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 4: of many guys. You would have taken any cute guy

1071
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 4: at the bar that night, and he just happened to

1072
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:08,359
Speaker 4: be there.

1073
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 9: That is absolutely not accurate. I can see why he

1074
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 9: would think that, but it's it's so not true.

1075
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 4: And we do appreciate you coming forward, Jillian and actually

1076
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 4: admitting that you did this, because I think a lot

1077
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 4: of people would deny it or try to like be like, no,

1078
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 4: I've never done that. You told us you were going

1079
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 4: to stay in, but you had a special feeling, and

1080
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 4: the special feeling was a call to the bar asking

1081
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 4: them to scope out hot guys for you.

1082
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 3: Which Alexis is definitely picking up.

1083
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 8: I think every bar should just start posting who's there online.

1084
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 9: Jac You shuld feel special. The bartender said, there were

1085
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 9: lots of cute guys, but you were the cutest, and

1086
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 9: you're the one I talked to.

1087
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 3: Oh look at that stand out. You're a standout cutie, Zach.

1088
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 11: It's the strange to pretend like it wasn't all set up.

1089
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,439
Speaker 4: Well, now that all the information is out there, can

1090
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 4: we book ski ball again and actually follow through with

1091
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 4: the second date that you had already planned for each

1092
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:03,720
Speaker 4: other before this misunderstanding.

1093
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: I mean, if anything, Zach shows what a on top organized.

1094
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 4: Woman she is.

1095
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, she definitely got her her life organized, and if you.

1096
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 5: Guys start dating, she'll call the bar to make sure

1097
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 5: it's all ugly guys the next time she goes.

1098
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 3: That's a good point.

1099
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 9: Since I met you.

1100
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, all right, I mean I'm willing to probably again.

1101
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 4: Okay, really wow, that was so heartfelt, Zach.

1102
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 2: I really buy it.

1103
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 5: I know.

1104
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 3: I wonder if this is like setting her up to

1105
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 3: get stood.

1106
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 4: Up now, because Zach, if you actually agree to meet

1107
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 4: up with her, we will pay for the date.

1108
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, again, it just feels.

1109
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:44,919
Speaker 2: Like very like you're brushing us off in the room.

1110
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 2: Feel something's weird.

1111
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 8: I don't expect reactions from men anymore, Zach.

1112
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 4: Be honest. It doesn't sound like you're actually gonna.

1113
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 2: Call her, are you?

1114
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1115
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 11: Probably not.

1116
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1117
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 4: I mean, look now, they're both ghosting each.

1118
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:04,359
Speaker 2: Other for each other. Yeah, two ghosts make a right,

1119
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 2: it's not it. I think it is Zach and Jill.

1120
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 2: That's how the fairy tale is.

1121
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1122
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 4: I swear, sometimes you can just tell when somebody isn't

1123
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 4: fully into it and they're just saying yes to go

1124
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 4: along with pure pressure.

1125
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 3: I wanted him to be into it, Yeah.

1126
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,399
Speaker 2: But there was something in his voice. I was like, yeah, yeah, sure.

1127
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 3: I mean he was still the hottest guy in the bar.

1128
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why he doesn't carry has options.

1129
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 4: But if someone's not into it, you don't want to

1130
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 4: go along with it, Honey, will you marry me? Fine?

1131
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 6: No.

1132
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 4: The great thing about it is both of them were

1133
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 4: actually honest with us.

1134
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,439
Speaker 2: In the end, she admitted that.

1135
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 4: She calls ahead to bars to scope cute guys out.

1136
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 4: He admits he'll say yes to dates when he doesn't

1137
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 4: really care to actually meet up with him.

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00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 3: So many questions for the bar, her type? Does she

1139
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 3: give photos? I know more about what.

1140
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 4: Does she get out of it?

1141
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 2: She could keep more.

1142
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 3: It's a guy. It was a guide bars.

1143
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 8: It still is he making money?

1144
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 1: He just gets somebody else to come to the bar.

1145
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: Bars are always looking for more women.

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00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, all the bartenders out there, make sure you text

1147
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 4: into seven eight, five, nine two when you have cute

1148
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 4: guys and there, so Alexis knows where and when to go,

1149
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 4: even if it's nine am. Yeah, she'll be what means

1150
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 4: to you. If you need help with your dating life,

1151
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 4: email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling

1152
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,240
Speaker 4: you back and go check out all of our second

1153
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 4: dates up where our podcasts are broken.

1154
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 6: Jeffery brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1155
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 4: One of our listeners texted into seven eight five nine

1156
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 4: two the other day and asked, does Jeffrey have a

1157
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 4: number one favorite type of music?

1158
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: I just always feel like all you listen to is

1159
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: Michael Boublay does an every Christmas.

1160
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 4: I'm a Boobley fan. But it is a great question

1161
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 4: because in all the years I've worked here, I don't

1162
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 4: think I've ever shared my true auditory kryptonite, the music

1163
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 4: that I love so much that I lose focus on

1164
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:12,760
Speaker 4: my knees, buckle fluids just leak out of my body.

1165
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 2: Everywhere, and don't share it.

1166
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 4: Now, I'm gonna share that. Music that's my favorite is

1167
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 4: Poka Whoa, My God, just listen to it. The energy, oh,

1168
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,720
Speaker 4: the tuba danceability.

1169
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: You're the only time I ever hear this is when

1170
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm drunk in October Fast.

1171
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 3: That my fairport.

1172
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, oh that gives me every time. As I

1173
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 2: like to say polka.

1174
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 4: So just quick heads up, Wow, I just turn down,

1175
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 4: turn down.

1176
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 3: He wasn't lying about the fluids.

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00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 2: Wow, I am coming at you with the brand new

1178
00:51:58,640 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 2: song of the week.

1179
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 4: Here could it be my first Bavarian poka parody. I'm

1180
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 4: about to leak over here.

1181
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 2: We're gonna find out.

1182
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 4: Coming up right after this, it is time for my

1183
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 4: song of the week.

1184
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1185
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 4: And I think if we had to pick an m

1186
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:22,280
Speaker 4: v P of our morning show, the answer is pretty obvious.

1187
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 8: You.

1188
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 3: I would say that the listener.

1189
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 4: That's the best answer.

1190
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 2: You're all wrong.

1191
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 4: I would say it's the state of Florida.

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00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 3: Second, okay, excuse me?

1193
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 4: Can you not interrupt Florida's fanfare? They deserve an uninterrupted

1194
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 4: trumpet solo? Can you can we get the fanfare by itself?

1195
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:43,919
Speaker 2: Please?

1196
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1197
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 3: For Florida, pretty long trump.

1198
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 4: They deserve it because who has given us more top

1199
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 4: notch content to talk about than the Floridians.

1200
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 2: Nobody.

1201
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 3: They literally fuel laser stories.

1202
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 4: Listen to these real news headlines. Florida man arrested after

1203
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 4: making bomb thread against himself. Florida man dressed as a

1204
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 4: banana charged for whipping out his banana.

1205
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, you can't make this stuff up. We

1206
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 2: have tried to do it, and it's never as good

1207
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:23,319
Speaker 2: as the real thing.

1208
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 3: So when you asked if that was a banana in

1209
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 3: his pocket.

1210
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 4: You were right, Yeah, well there was more than just that.

1211
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean the thing is, that's just the Florida man.

1212
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 4: That doesn't even cover all the crazy weather and the

1213
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,879
Speaker 4: hurricane deadly animals that would make any other state mess

1214
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 4: their jorts.

1215
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1216
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 4: The thing is, this Saturday, I'm not sure if you realize,

1217
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 4: is National Florida Day. You're supposed to celebrate all the wonderful,

1218
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 4: totally insane things that make the Sunshine State so freaking special.

1219
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 3: Oh did you not cut your hair into a mullet

1220
00:53:58,480 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 3: for this occasion?

1221
00:53:59,480 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1222
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 3: I am very disappointed.

1223
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 4: I've let them down on a fashion front and on

1224
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 4: a hairstyle front, but hopefully not on a song front, because.

1225
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 5: I like whittle a pipe out of an orange just

1226
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 5: for the occasion.

1227
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 4: You'll have to see, because I need to sing about

1228
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 4: the state of Florida. That's why instead of doing the

1229
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 4: hit song from the Disney movie Moana, You're welcome, it's

1230
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:27,280
Speaker 4: young Jefferies, It's Florida.

1231
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 3: Oh okay, we'll see how that works out.

1232
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, you don't like it, you can leave the room.

1233
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 2: So here we go. I'm okay, I'm the point when

1234
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 2: I'm ready point. Okay, okay, what is the sound that

1235
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 2: I hear.

1236
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:50,879
Speaker 6: A gate?

1237
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 4: Or just walked into Chick fil a? The guy on

1238
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,280
Speaker 4: his back gets a meal.

1239
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 2: It's normal.

1240
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:01,720
Speaker 4: Like the baby shower at a cabaret, lots of sunshine,

1241
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 4: take a swim, hey something bit me awie lost a limb.

1242
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 4: Lady so hot, the tans the yachts as that's.

1243
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 2: Working on their mega yachts.

1244
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 4: The guys aty he ain't wearing swayed in a Porsche

1245
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:18,839
Speaker 4: with a.

1246
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 2: Girl nineteen by his side.

1247
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 4: Your hair is okay to be gray in Florida the

1248
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 4: state wrenand in peabawk and to die. Hey, it Salliforni

1249
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 4: has known for its wine. These Florida keeps the box

1250
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:38,320
Speaker 4: kind key lime tanning oils will flow, get that natural

1251
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 4: knee on orange glow and mar a lago bro oh in.

1252
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,880
Speaker 2: Every new car comes with a gun.

1253
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 4: It's Florida because lawlessness is way more fun, just like

1254
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 4: the Bad Boys movies. In Florida, there's cops and robbers.

1255
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 2: On jet skis.

1256
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:01,440
Speaker 4: There ain't no volcanos or quakes, and floor just a

1257
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 4: few sharpnados a week. They're making mistakes spring breaks in daytwo.

1258
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,760
Speaker 2: No, hey, you only kissed your cousin on the cheek.

1259
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 4: Well sworda, that's Florida. This is gonna sing a bit

1260
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 4: man in no other state. Would you come upon one more.

1261
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,839
Speaker 4: We're guys doing donuts at chevarn That beat, that Miami sound,

1262
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 4: pit bull, no Dolly, just come the f down, gots

1263
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:25,439
Speaker 4: hell beat.

1264
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:26,360
Speaker 2: You're watching them stritch.

1265
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 4: Just a parade of big butts and big guts. Tampa

1266
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 4: is such an incredible place. Hopped on the baskets and

1267
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 4: eating a face. They don't care if you goff in

1268
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 4: the nude. There's a van that does baby tattoos, tailgating

1269
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,839
Speaker 4: tuner rolfs, width of your basket, just raising up brew

1270
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 4: as they lower.

1271
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:41,879
Speaker 2: Their cooking the casket. Help Chuck, Chuck, Chuck Chuck.

1272
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 4: The family escape you can take to Florida down in

1273
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 4: magical Orlando, got taken.

1274
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,319
Speaker 11: Parades every day and there's more.

1275
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 2: The topless lady bars were daddy, Let the go.

1276
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 4: If you need to pray out a place, Florida, where

1277
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 4: the pastor where's the speedo? Finding a snake in your.

1278
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 2: Drain is enormous. Just turn it into jerkey for the.

1279
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 4: Road, Florida.

1280
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 2: Don't crank you.

1281
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: Florida anytime you turn the Disney song into a drinking anthem.

1282
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, and don't limit them to just drinking.

1283
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 2: Okay, Florida does so much more than just drink.

1284
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a basalt song.

1285
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1286
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 4: So thank you to the great state of Florida for

1287
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 4: keeping our show entertaining over all these years.

1288
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: Absolutely sure, we're all booking vacations right now.

1289
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 2: You should be.

1290
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 4: Make sure you book your flight there and also text

1291
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 4: into seven eighty five nine to two and tell us

1292
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 4: what you thought about the song of the week. Tell

1293
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 4: us what you think about the state of Florida.

1294
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 3: Okay, tell us how much you ruined the Malwana soundtrack

1295
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 3: to hear it again without Florida.

1296
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 4: That's fine, go share it so you can ruin it

1297
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 4: for all of your friends. It's going to be up

1298
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 4: on the Brook and Jeffrey socials at broken Jeffrey, that's

1299
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 4: your song of the week.

1300
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 2: Thank you, and Happy National Floriday.

1301
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 3: Thank you, you're welcome.

1302
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 4: Okay, Well that's not fun.

1303
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1304
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 4: Today's caller Eric says he is under pressure to get

1305
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 4: a victory today because he told our producer he's been

1306
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 4: close a few times nearly beat her, but froze on

1307
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 4: just a couple of.

1308
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 2: Questions from this song.

1309
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 3: I first thought he was going to be just Ice

1310
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 3: Ice baby.

1311
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 2: No, he's old school under pressure.

1312
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 4: But if I know, Eric, he did something very special

1313
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 4: this morning to prepare for this moment. You d m

1314
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 4: to brook a racy photo to get into her head.

1315
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 2: Good work, my man. I like your style. She's she's

1316
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 2: scrolling through.

1317
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:14,560
Speaker 4: Oh there's so many. Well she didn't he didn't get

1318
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 4: the read receipt yet, so she's going through a lot.

1319
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 3: How many I get?

1320
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 4: You might be in a good spot today because she

1321
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 4: seems pretty distracted.

1322
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 3: I don't know. Puts me in a good mood.

1323
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 6: All right.

1324
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,920
Speaker 4: She has left the studio to go do her own

1325
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 4: racy photos to send back. But let's get to uh,

1326
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 4: let's get to the game here, Eric, you got thirty

1327
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 4: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1328
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 4: don't know when, you can say pass. But you have

1329
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 4: to beat her outright if you.

1330
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 2: Want to win? You know that. Are you ready?

1331
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1332
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 2: Let's go?

1333
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 10: All right?

1334
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 2: You got this.

1335
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is Beer can Appreciation Day,

1336
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 4: which beer has the design of a harp on it. Uh.

1337
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,000
Speaker 2: In the movie toy story. What's the name of the

1338
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 2: walking talking piggy bank.

1339
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:00,479
Speaker 9: Past?

1340
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 4: What country is actress Margot Robbie from England?

1341
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 2: Jade is a shade of what color green?

1342
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 4: Name the actress who plays the character Black Widow in

1343
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 4: the Marvel films?

1344
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 9: Uh?

1345
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 4: What do whales feed their young calves?

1346
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 6: Right?

1347
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 2: You didn't feel good about that one?

1348
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 6: No?

1349
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 10: That one was terrible?

1350
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 6: Why?

1351
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:28,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, Brooke brook is back into the studio.

1352
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 2: Didn't you feel good?

1353
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,439
Speaker 11: Way too many passes there?

1354
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 10: I was drawing a blanket.

1355
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a married woman guy also married?

1356
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 9: I am Eric.

1357
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 2: Cool.

1358
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 4: So what what else are you going to be looking

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Speaker 4: forward to in the upcoming year?

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Speaker 2: Eric?

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01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 11: I got a few camping trips, planned a pro camper.

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01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 10: Other than that, nothing much.

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01:00:58,720 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 2: We went camping guys.

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Speaker 3: Remember camping trip?

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01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 6: Yeah?

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01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 5: He saw a picture of the campsite. He immediately asked,

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01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 5: Oh my god, are you at this campsite? I think

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01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 5: I recognize those streets.

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01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 7: I'm like no.

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01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 6: Time.

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01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 5: Once I told him, he goes, oh my gosh, I

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01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 5: was actually there on those ground.

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01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: Is that the bullpine over lot?

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01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 5: I recognize that log?

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01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 2: All right, Eric, Well just sit time.

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01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:23,080
Speaker 4: We got to go over to Brook Now, Brook you

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01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 4: ready ready, Your time starts now. Today is Beer Can

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01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 4: Appreciation Day. Which beer has the design of a harp

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01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 4: on it?

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01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 11: Harp?

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01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 4: Oh?

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01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 3: Uh? Guinness?

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01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,520
Speaker 4: In the movie Toy Story, what's the name of the

1385
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 4: walking talking piggy bank?

1386
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 3: Oh, Corky?

1387
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 4: What country is actress Margot Robbie from Australia?

1388
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 2: Jade is a shade of what color?

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01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:50,240
Speaker 4: Name the actress who plays the character Black Widow in

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01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 4: the marvel Johansson. What do whales feed their young calves?

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01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 6: No?

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01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 2: Brooks thinking about it? Wale whale mil not high enough.

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01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 4: Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you did

1394
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 4: with Jose.

1395
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 5: Oh no, we shuck again, classic Eric ak o, maha,

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01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:19,040
Speaker 5: you got one correct, brother? Oh man, you got a

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01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 5: lot of questions in bro, Yeah, you're the same amount

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01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 5: of questions and you.

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01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 2: Got five Eric, buddy got roasted.

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01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 10: Yeah that was embarrassing.

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01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:36,800
Speaker 4: There's always next time. But let's go over the answers

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01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 4: for everybody. It's Beer Can Appreciation Day. The beer with

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01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 4: the design of a harp on it? That would be

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01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 4: Guinness being come on now here, I knew that. In

1405
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 4: the movie Toy Story, the walking talking piggy bank is

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01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 4: named Hamamn.

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01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 3: I was like bacon sausage. I'm going through all of

1408
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 3: the things in my mind.

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01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 4: Actress Margot Robbie is from Australia. Jade is a shade

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01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 4: of the color green. Good work on that one, Eric,

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01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 4: And the actress who plays Black Widow in the Marvel films,

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01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 4: that's Scarlett Johansson.

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01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 2: And whales.

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01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 4: Yes, they feed their young calves whale milk, usually for

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01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 4: about ten months.

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01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 3: Why aren't we milk and whales? You know whoa lok?

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01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:16,920
Speaker 6: You?

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01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 4: All right, Brook, We're putting you in charge of the

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01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 4: Milkmore Whales petition, But Eric, I'm sorry it was not

1420
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 4: enough to win today. What we are gonna do, though,

1421
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 4: is give you a four pack of tickets to the

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01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 4: Big Seattle Boat Show, happening January thirty first to February eighth.

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01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:34,360
Speaker 4: Whether you're looking for a boat or an accessory, find

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01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:37,000
Speaker 4: your big deal at the boat show, then sail out

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01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 4: to sea and milk a whale.

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01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,600
Speaker 2: You can whale watch, not whale milk.

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01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:42,560
Speaker 4: The best time of the year to buy your boat.

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01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 4: Details and discount tickets available at seattleboat Show dot com.

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Speaker 1: If we have any scuba divers listening who are willing

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01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 1: to give it a try text.

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Speaker 4: Good job everybody. Let's never talk about it again. We're

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Speaker 4: gonna do Win Brooks Bucks same time on Monday

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Speaker 6: And Jeffrey in the morning