WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Smells Like Tween Spirit

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<v Speaker 1>Second dat das Brook, how many horrible dates did you

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<v Speaker 1>have to go on before you finally found your husband? Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>don't answer that because I don't want to hear about

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<v Speaker 1>the three twenty four of them? Would some good ones too? Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>we just got ten texts into seventy five nine two

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<v Speaker 1>saying the same thing. Please don't ask Brooke about her

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<v Speaker 1>horrible dating. So I'm glad that we have someone else

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone right now to share their bad dating

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<v Speaker 1>stories with us. His name is James, and in his

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<v Speaker 1>email he said he's been on so many awful dates

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<v Speaker 1>it was just refreshing to finally meet a woman who

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<v Speaker 1>he described as somewhat normal. So, James, welcome to the

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<v Speaker 1>show man Thy thanks for having me. I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's thinking, where did you find someone somewhat normal? Yeah? Now, James,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people when they write to us, they

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<v Speaker 1>focus on the date that they just had. Yeah. But

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was kind of funny that you mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>a few of the bad experiences that you had before

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<v Speaker 1>this into detail about it. The one that you said

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<v Speaker 1>was you got invited by a girl to her church picnic.

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<v Speaker 1>That is correct. She originally told me was if I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to see an outdoor play and I thought, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like Shakespeare in the Park kind of deal or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Yeah, and that wasn't the case at all

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<v Speaker 1>because I get there and she's dressed like the devil.

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<v Speaker 1>Her face is painted red. Oh no, so not like

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<v Speaker 1>a sexy devil like you were hoping for. Yeah, not

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<v Speaker 1>at all. She is screaming, firing brimstone. Everyone's going to hell.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of hot. That's a look at ye, I

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<v Speaker 1>can use that. Okay. What was the other one that

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<v Speaker 1>you mentioned? Something about mini golf? Yeah, I went on

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<v Speaker 1>on a date with a girl with mini golf. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if she had like a medical problem of what,

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<v Speaker 1>but she couldn't stop farting. Sweet, and mini golf can,

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<v Speaker 1>like if there's not a lot of people, can be

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<v Speaker 1>really quiet. Yeah, the windmill isn't that loud, though she

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to time it with the putter. She's screaming

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<v Speaker 1>for I feel her. So so there was a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of room for improvement. You're saying, tell us about the

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<v Speaker 1>good date that you finally had. Who was that with?

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<v Speaker 1>Her name is Vicky and I met her online. Her

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<v Speaker 1>profile picture was pretty I mean I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>sound shallow here, but that's what dating online is set

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<v Speaker 1>up for, right, Yeah, exactly, And she totally looks like

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<v Speaker 1>her picture. We just quick, didn't we send multiple messages

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth? I mean, with your history, were you

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<v Speaker 1>thinking like, oh my god, there's no way this sounds

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<v Speaker 1>too good to be true. Are you a devil farm mom? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you got to put yourself out there. Yeah, totally. So

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<v Speaker 1>what did you and Vickie do for your date? We

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<v Speaker 1>ended up going to a barcade. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are familiar with that kind of like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I always wanted. No, it's really fun to today. I

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<v Speaker 1>like old school atari games or any old arcade game

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<v Speaker 1>or anything like that. So how was the arcade with Vicky?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you guys have a good time? Yeah, dude, there's

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<v Speaker 1>like this super awesome nostalgia factor going on. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this was I gut when going over the date. The

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<v Speaker 1>only like hiccup is I came across my all time

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<v Speaker 1>favorite video game, which is uh, the original teenage Mutant

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<v Speaker 1>Ninja Turtles. Yeah. I found a place like that by

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<v Speaker 1>my house and my son is obsessed with it now.

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<v Speaker 1>A good game, Yeah, dude, I kill it, Raphael, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean with the interesting choice. Why is that a bad

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<v Speaker 1>moment in your date? Though? Because the problem is is

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<v Speaker 1>once I found it, I wanted to play it, but

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<v Speaker 1>I saw it across the room and as we were

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<v Speaker 1>getting closer to it, I'm hyping it up. I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing while playing this game. A group of tweenagers.

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<v Speaker 1>They swooped in and started playing before I could get

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<v Speaker 1>to it. Arcade Okay, yeah, yeah, it's one of those

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<v Speaker 1>places where I like, I guess kids can get in there,

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<v Speaker 1>in there and told nine pm or something. Okay, so again,

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<v Speaker 1>why did that rule your date? You didn't get to

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<v Speaker 1>play the game? Well, I did this thing where I

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<v Speaker 1>stood awkwardly behind him, thinking that was like weird die

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<v Speaker 1>super passive aggressive. Yeah exactly. You guys didn't go off

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<v Speaker 1>and play something else. You're just standing there with your

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<v Speaker 1>date as these teenagers we're seven bears and we're talking.

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<v Speaker 1>But then the one kid just like looked over his

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<v Speaker 1>shoulder and it's like, shut up. That's probably not a

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<v Speaker 1>great look in front of your day. O. Man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to back off and let these kids win

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<v Speaker 1>because this is my game. Show off. Okay, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the hill that you're choosing to die. Yes, the teenage

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<v Speaker 1>newtont Ninja Turtles exactly, and it was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>let's drift on. So we then we left the barcade

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<v Speaker 1>and we're on just get on the street to another bar,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, I gotta wrap it up, and I'm like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>it's only eight thirty, and she was like, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>get up early in the morning and okay, And it

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<v Speaker 1>felt like an excuse to you, dude a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>You think I really wanted to play in teenage meeting

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<v Speaker 1>journals and she's like, Dad, say, if we're not gonna play,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going home. Yea exactly. But I mean it could

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<v Speaker 1>have been turned off a little bit because I was

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<v Speaker 1>being very forceful and very adamant about like, let's play

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<v Speaker 1>this specific game, and then those the kids be injured,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe killed the vibe. Kids always kill the vibe. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna, you know, next time. Yeah, but I just

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<v Speaker 1>need to know that was it. Just say that was it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then like I will definitely make sure date number

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<v Speaker 1>two will have no children at all. Yeah, Okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>let's call her an ask. We'll see if that's the

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<v Speaker 1>reason we'll play a song. Come back, call Vicky for

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<v Speaker 1>you and try and get your second date up date. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that'd be awesome. All right, hold on, it's here, Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffreys merch for a cause. Guy, let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's fine too, we can the proceeds to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not say it's broken Jeffrey dot com, whichever

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<v Speaker 1>or t shirt dot com. Second Date A great show,

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<v Speaker 1>great theme song, and an even better arcade game. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>and our guy James just wanted to show his date

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<v Speaker 1>how Raphael could do some serious damage with his front flips.

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<v Speaker 1>But he never got that chance. And even worse than

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<v Speaker 1>losing the chance to play the game, is he actually

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<v Speaker 1>lost his date Vicky. Now it seems like she may

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<v Speaker 1>have used an excuse to get out of there a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit early, but we're not sure. And James thinks

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<v Speaker 1>it might have been because he got into a verbal

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<v Speaker 1>spat with some unruly tweens who were hogging the teenage

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<v Speaker 1>Mutant Ninja Turtle machine. And I just have to ask you, James,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the worst thing that you said to them when

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<v Speaker 1>you were in an argument it was it was something

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<v Speaker 1>worthy generic because you're arguing with kids, so you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to say something like I had your mom and

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<v Speaker 1>your dad was watching. I just came to It's like

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<v Speaker 1>you've been playing this fight over and over in your

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<v Speaker 1>head exactly. So it was something like I think I

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<v Speaker 1>hear your mom called okay, A probably should have gone

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<v Speaker 1>with that first. Dis Yeah, I mean that would be

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<v Speaker 1>a turn off for me. I never should have gotten

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<v Speaker 1>into it with him at all. It's y's that and

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<v Speaker 1>that you pick Raffael out of all of them. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>anybody else with that was a Donna tell guy. But see,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all Michael Angelo. Yeah, okay, I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't feel like we should discuss any more Tea

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<v Speaker 1>Ninja Turtle character preference to your personality. I just think

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<v Speaker 1>we should call Vicky and see what she has to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she's really picky about the characters too. Maybe maybe

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<v Speaker 1>she's a sperbe that's the daddy. So let's just do this.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. I'm in a dollar number right now. Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>is this Vicky Sicky? Hey Vicky, My name is Jeff

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<v Speaker 1>from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, Um, hi, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>whole show is here. Hey, how are you doing? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. Is there a reason you're calling? Funny you

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<v Speaker 1>should have? Yeah? Are you familiar with the show at all? Um? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely listen. Um. Cool, I'm just a little nervous

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Okay, Well, then you might be familiar with

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<v Speaker 1>the second date updates. Oh yeah, okay, okay. Laugh is

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<v Speaker 1>really cute though, Vicky, good job, it's cute. Well, we're

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<v Speaker 1>calling obviously because one of our listeners went out with

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<v Speaker 1>you recently and he's been having a hard time reaching

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<v Speaker 1>you over the past week. Remember James, Oh yeah, oh gosh, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't as fun for you as it was for James.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like, I mean, I don't know how much

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<v Speaker 1>he's told you, so I don't want to like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what we do know is you guys went to a barcade,

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<v Speaker 1>had some drinks. We did. Yeah, we know that he

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<v Speaker 1>was really interested in you. He thought you were cute,

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<v Speaker 1>had great hair, fun personality. Yeah yeah, yeah. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>did you think he was cute? Yeah? I definitely thought

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<v Speaker 1>he was cute. Um, we were having a fun time.

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<v Speaker 1>There was this kind of like a moment that was

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a turning point for me. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>is that anything to do with a group of superheroes? Turtles?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so you know a little bit about it.

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<v Speaker 1>What he told us is that there were some kids

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<v Speaker 1>hogging the teenage be a Ninja Turtle machine, and so

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<v Speaker 1>it kind of exchanged words and just went somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean, to be fair, we we told him that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like, I mean, for Alexis and I anyway, it'd

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<v Speaker 1>be a pretty big red flag if he was arguing

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<v Speaker 1>with teenagers or look. Yeah, yeah, not a good look.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a little bit more to the story. Really, What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean like he did more than exchange words

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<v Speaker 1>with him. I mean, I think he thinks I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know about this part, but yeah, like he so he

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<v Speaker 1>went to the bathroom before we were going to leave,

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<v Speaker 1>and he came out and like had a cut on

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<v Speaker 1>his lip. He looks kind of like bruised up and stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>like he had something had happened and he happened in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. Yeah, oh god, yea. Sometimes all those those

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<v Speaker 1>paper talis spencers the time they shoot him out real quick. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I mean that's what he said. He said he

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<v Speaker 1>like flipped and accidentally bumped his face on the stall,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, are you that drunk? First of all, huh,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they don't I will say a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>arcades and not very clean bathrooms. It was a slippery

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<v Speaker 1>school us. Well, what he doesn't know is uh. Like

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<v Speaker 1>right before that, a few minutes before he came out,

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<v Speaker 1>some of the middle schoolers came up to me who

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<v Speaker 1>were playing the Ninja game and they, uh, they said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>tell you your boyfriend. If he mails off again, we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to beat it worse than we just did. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>they beat him up in the bathroom. I think so,

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<v Speaker 1>because like in the moment, I was like, all right, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>And then when I saw him, I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, he just got beat up by a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you like, what is he supposed to do? Hit

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<v Speaker 1>him back? Those kids like him? No, I was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done. This is definitely a red flag. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>are you more turned off that he fought or that

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<v Speaker 1>he lost? I mean just the fact that the whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing happened. Just yeah, given the adult in the situation,

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<v Speaker 1>then you're gonna like fight with some middle schoolers in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom and then you're gonna lie about it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty embarrassing to admit. I mean, so look, here's

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<v Speaker 1>what we know. We know that there was obviously some

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<v Speaker 1>verbal stuff with the kids at the arcade. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying you didn't actually see anything yourself, Vicky. So

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<v Speaker 1>we need to go right to the source here and

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<v Speaker 1>just ask James, you throw hands with some middle schoolers

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<v Speaker 1>or one normal questions? Yeah, oh no, oh yeah, James,

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<v Speaker 1>Well I didn't know they talked to you. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>it actually happened. Okay, okay, well they were first off,

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<v Speaker 1>there were like seven of them. Okay, well okay there listen, listen.

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<v Speaker 1>There were three of them, and one of them wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>so don't that's why. Yeah, weapon he would swim with them.

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<v Speaker 1>How did that happen? How did that happen in the bathroom?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, they have handle mouths, That's what happened. So

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't defend myself. Did you ask them to fight

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<v Speaker 1>you in the bathroom? No? I went into the restroom

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<v Speaker 1>to do the normal things, just leave myself, and then

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden I get sucker punch from behind

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<v Speaker 1>with a clutch. That's when they start running their mouths.

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<v Speaker 1>And I square up and I yeah, it was a

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<v Speaker 1>fight or flight moment. And here's the problem is I

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<v Speaker 1>swung on one of them and I've met Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>you actually tried to throw a punch at one of

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<v Speaker 1>these kids. This is not making it better. Like you're

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<v Speaker 1>telling it in more details make it better. They were

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<v Speaker 1>attacking me. I was ending myself and I was defending you.

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<v Speaker 1>You were You were not defending me. I was defending

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<v Speaker 1>your honor. I was defending your honor because these kids

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<v Speaker 1>were saying you had small boots. I was like, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want and what's wrong with small boobs? Thank you everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are laughing and thinking this isn't serious, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was. It was really serious. He had me in

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<v Speaker 1>a headlock. I was losing consciousness and he was like

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<v Speaker 1>just about to go home shorter than you. Parents stop

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<v Speaker 1>their kids in taekwondo? Are you exaggerating, James? Like it

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<v Speaker 1>feels like this story just keeps getting more out of control.

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<v Speaker 1>You have been there like I was. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>desperate situation and I was in a point where I

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<v Speaker 1>was willing to do anything I could to get out

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<v Speaker 1>of it. It could be scary to be provoked I

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<v Speaker 1>just kids running around you, no matter how big they are.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there was only three. But yeah, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>hoping now that we've heard the full story, can you

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<v Speaker 1>hear where he's coming from. He was defending your honor,

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<v Speaker 1>defending himself, and maybe he deserves a second chance. We'd

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<v Speaker 1>like to pay for another date with James. You never

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<v Speaker 1>connected any punches. And for the record, for the record,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody here thinks that you have small boobs. We think

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<v Speaker 1>they are just the size. Okay, yes, no, I'm not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>This thing is even worse than it was when I

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<v Speaker 1>heard from the kids. This is ridiculous. Man, I get

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<v Speaker 1>beat up by a mob of bugs and I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>getting a second date out of it. James, the story

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<v Speaker 1>just kids get one of the kids was a crutches.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you not seen like Return of the Jedi? Like

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<v Speaker 1>you could spend that thing around and around. You should

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<v Speaker 1>have gone rapie. Here we go, Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we all can agree violence is never the answer,

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<v Speaker 1>unless the question is who's hogging the teenage mutant Ninja

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<v Speaker 1>Turtle Arcadere. No, the unwritten rule is you have free

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<v Speaker 1>reign to swing on children. Okay, you tell me the rules.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know them. Listen, I will give it can

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<v Speaker 1>be scary to be you know, jumped. Well, yeah, one

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<v Speaker 1>time in the park I had I stopped a group

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<v Speaker 1>of eighth graders from fighting. Okay, so you were able

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<v Speaker 1>to stop them with a baby on my hip. So

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know. I mean, there's probably easier ways that

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<v Speaker 1>he could have de escalated the issue. Okay. They were

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<v Speaker 1>kind of frightening, okay, kind of thing. You know that

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<v Speaker 1>there's some woman out there listening who really feels bad

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<v Speaker 1>for James. It's the mother of the children. No uarantee

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<v Speaker 1>that we're going to get text into seventy five nine

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<v Speaker 1>two from some women saying he was the victim and

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<v Speaker 1>he was fully in his right to defend himself and

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<v Speaker 1>he's actually a hero. The kids are just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>play their video game. Yeah, if he have not, like

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but if he wouldn't have started the whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing to begin with, who's the kid? Now. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>good reminder though, so all of our listeners, Hey, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're going out on a date tonight, don't beat up

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<v Speaker 1>any kids. No, your instincts might tell you to do it,

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<v Speaker 1>but you have to resist. Yeah, anyway. I remember, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to get a second date update or other

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