WEBVTT - Larry The Cable Guy 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:04.800 Derek was in that locker room today wearing all pink. 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:06.880 I believe it. It was like on fire. Though. 0:00:06.880 --> 0:00:08.520 I remember the time he came in and was wearing 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:10.680 all yellow with like some SpongeBob nikes on. 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:12.240 Yeah, are we rolling this thing or no? That's the 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:14.319 deal of a press a start button. We had a 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:15.840 press start button to know that we're going boss. 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:16.639 We know the rule number one. 0:00:16.720 --> 0:00:19.040 We know the rule. There's a rumor going around about, 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:22.119 uh Derek that Jordan Ruse asked Derek. He's like, do 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:25.279 you ever wear the same mountfit twice? And Derek said, yeah, 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:27.560 I wear the same Mountfit twice. 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Yeah, I've never seen Derek wear the 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:23.600 same outfit twice. 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:25.960 Yeah, I really don't think he asked. 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:28.000 And I think with him telling rus like yeah, man, 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:29.360 I do it, I think he's lying. 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:32.280 Yeah, but what a flex to not do, to not 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:34.200 wear the same outfit twice. And he has some fire 0:02:34.240 --> 0:02:35.000 fits for sure. 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:37.040 He's the king. He's the king. He's the fucking king. 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:39.760 Why don't you draft him in fantasy? Then? Going up 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:41.079 this week? Oh, tailgates. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:44.760 It's a business. It's a business. There's a lot of 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:47.720 verb in the fantasy fantasy draft yesterday. Did the fantasy 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:50.919 draft yesterday with the Boys. Derek went to overall the 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:51.840 team Lawan, the. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:55.600 Team Lawan, what's your team name? Team Lawe? Team la One. 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:58.400 Just fucking just keep it straight, baby with us. This 0:02:58.480 --> 0:02:59.560 is us, this is what we're doing. 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:02.680 I love did you now? Was Derek there? Yes? 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:06.400 You draft him because he was there? Absolutely not. I 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:09.040 would never do that. It's a business and if I 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:10.720 had to, I looked Derek and. 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:13.959 I I think like you, like you're you're my team. 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:15.280 You see what kind of hate I'm dealing with. You 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:17.679 got a good squad. You got a good squad. I 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:19.040 just think that. You know. 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:22.920 I called all the boys in I during during the combine. 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:24.359 I'll tell you about the combine. There's a thing called 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:25.720 the train station. You go in there, they do a 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:27.920 bunch of interviews and there's formal interviews. I had formal 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:30.000 interviews with all of these guys, brought them over to 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:31.840 my facility, showed them who's who in the zoo and 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:33.680 what's going on around here. We had a good talk, 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:36.120 learn about their person I learn about their family. Not 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:38.000 only do I have a great team, I got a 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:40.040 bunch of good character guys too, A lot of guys 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:42.720 that are going to get this this franchise to the top. 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:44.960 So shout out team Lauan. What's your team name? 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:50.160 Uh BoNT biscuits. That's ritual. That's a fun name. That's awesome. 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:52.840 I'm like that, you know, Uh, it's. 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:54.360 Kind of like a nod to the boys. It's a 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:55.960 nod to a group chat obviously. 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:57.720 When Talladay and Nights comes out and he said magic 0:03:57.800 --> 0:03:59.920 many that is a cool one, like anybody kind of 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:02.680 at first, that's where I was just now I was 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:03.680 gonna come around to that. 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:05.240 I think you're jealous. 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:08.280 One thing that's gonna make me jealous this week is 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:11.880 you guys are tailgating one pm at ACNE Feed in Seed. 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:15.400 All the boys come on down see him. Even if 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:16.960 you're a New York Giants fan, dude and you want 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:19.039 to get a little piece of what Nashville is all about. 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:21.680 The best way to start is on First and Broad 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:23.520 at ACME Feed and Seed. From the top, you can 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:25.960 see Daddy's office and what he's doing there on Sundays. 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:28.760 Cannot wait to call the boys after the game. They're 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:30.720 gonna want to talk about football. I'm only gonna be 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:33.320 want to talk about how that tailgate go. Did the 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:35.440 boys love the merchant? I think we're doing something special right. 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:38.360 There's some are gonna be on it or something. 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:40.160 There's the vibes are gonna be up. There's a really 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:43.800 good collab going on there from from Whistle Pig. There's 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:46.360 gonna be cocktails there. There's gonna be giveaways. We're gonna 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:47.840 We're gonna do it up. The boys are gonna be there. 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:50.200 Sure Taylor's wearing that's gonna be on sale. 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:52.920 Yes, the new shirts that we made, the Lightning, all 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:55.640 of those will be there. They will be on sale. 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:57.320 So if you're waiting on them in the mail right 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:58.400 now and you think they might get there a little 0:04:58.480 --> 0:04:59.840 late and you need to cap them before the game, 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:02.320 you can do that agn feed and see absolutely, but 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:03.479 it's gonna be a great time. 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:07.000 Well nothing, There's not a better feeling in my body 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:09.360 than when I jog out on the fields right before 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:11.159 the game starts and I see a bunch of busting 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:13.320 with the boys flags for a bunch of seventy seven 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:16.320 jerseys and any type of bust and merch out there 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:19.479 for a moment, I just fucking I just smile and 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:20.719 I get back into business. 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:21.000 You know. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:22.560 But that's gotta like. 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:25.599 I know that that feels good because see, like each 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:27.400 year there are more and more flags that come about. 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:30.719 Everybody's yelling the boys, and they the energy's good, man, 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:33.520 the energy is well. What I actually just thought of is, remember, 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:38.320 get them hitters out donkeys. Do you remember the first 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.520 year we did the tailgates over in that parking lot 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:42.560 and you would like drive by and honk your horn 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.800 and stuff like that, and we'd FaceTime and everything else. Yeah, 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:46.720 there there'd be a couple like lower ones, but then 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:49.000 there'd be a few where there's like several hundred people there. 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:52.360 God, it was so beautiful. How far we've come. How 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:54.800 far we've come, dude, How far we've come. 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:56.920 Let's see how far we've come. 0:05:57.560 --> 0:05:59.599 Let's see how far we've come. 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:01.560 Man, believe you know. 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:08.560 Oh well, we're going on pretend and then the far we've. 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:11.239 Come, Oh, yeah, far we've come. 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:16.000 Speaking of coming, dude, the merch is coming, bro, it's coming, 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:20.240 and it's gonna fucking hit everybody right in the face 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:23.560 or somewhere on the body. Dude, that is where we 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:26.160 are going. We got fire hit or merch coming out. 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:28.400 You're wearing it. It's already wearing it. I'm coming out. 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:32.640 It's out out. That's out zero Lis detected. 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:35.280 And also, dude, a lot of guys coming for the 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:36.960 UH for their division. 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:38.440 Everyone's coming for the division. 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:40.800 I will now bow out of this and I love 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:42.640 to hear will make some enemies and some friends at 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:43.120 the same time. 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:45.040 We're talking about I want to hear what you're winning 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:45.840 division this year. 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:48.680 Yes, let's start with the AFC North. In the NFC North, 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:52.000 you have the Ravens, the Bengals, the Browns, and the Steelers. 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:55.359 Dude, that is a solid division. 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:57.599 Joey b Lamar, Jacks Bottom, we'll. 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.400 Not talked about them. One to three is a gritty 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:01.880 it's a very ready division. I think number four, who's 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:03.640 not gonna make it? Or the Cleveland Browns this year 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:07.520 they have They're gonna have a very dark cloud. 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:09.200 Over them all year long. That is my opinion. 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:14.680 I think who's taking the AFC North, Who's third? 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:17.800 I like to hear them all. 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:22.200 Okay, so Brown's at four, Browns at four? Artbreak and 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:24.080 then I think it's just gonna be a battle. 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:26.240 Maybe you might get like I could. 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:29.200 I could easily see the Bengals, Steelers and Ravens fighting 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:32.640 for three teams in the playoffs. Wow, just like I 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:35.800 could in the AFC West between the Raiders, Chargers and Chiefs. 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:38.560 But I think it's gonna be the Bengals come out 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:41.520 on top. I think Joey Be just continues to fucking elevate. 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:43.640 He's gonna be ripping stogies after every game. He's gonna 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:46.280 have them like tint color shades on when he steps 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:49.280 off the bus. He's got you know, the boys got 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:51.440 the dog in him. I think number two is gonna 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:53.880 be the Steelers. Najie Harris, I think is gonna have 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:55.920 an incredible year. He was somehow I wish I could 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:58.000 have grabbed in fantasy because I know they're gonna feed 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:01.800 him twenty five to thirty times a game, and the Steelo. 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:05.520 Is just promo to mister Steele, O girl. Mitchell Trubisky 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:06.440 got out the boy. 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:09.240 That's the only reason where you could see the Ravens 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:11.760 taking two, just because I'm not sure how that dynamic 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:15.080 is gonna be with mister Bisky. Well also because but 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:18.600 if I'll say this, if they get a deal done 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:21.840 with Lamar Jackson, you can see Lamar Jackson, the Ravens 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:25.400 start to skyrocket that number two, competing for possibly number one. 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:27.560 But what I'm saying is the Bengals are taking this division, 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:30.600 the AFC East between the Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, New 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:33.360 England Patriots, and New York Jets. The Jets, they're gonna 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:36.120 be the same old Jets Patriots. I think they're gonna 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.080 have it down year as well. However, they could be surprising. 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:39.800 They're gonna be in a lot of dogfights. They're gonna 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:41.880 play a lot of defense. I think who's the what's 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:45.800 the quarterback's name? Mac Jones, because I kept thinking Mac 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:48.600 Brown Mac Jones. I think he's you know, he's a student. 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:48.600 Of the game. 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:51.079 He's gonna be a clock manager. Belichick's always gonna have 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.400 someone up asleeve. The Dolphins could make a big jump. However, 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:57.040 the fucking Buffalo Bills are taking that division fairly easily. 0:08:57.440 --> 0:08:59.840 I think they're probably the favorite to win the Super Bowl, 0:08:59.880 --> 0:09:01.040 right and Dolphins? 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:07.000 I will Dolphins. Are you think Dolphins make a big jump? 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:10.680 Tyreek Hill? I think they can bro like they have 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:13.600 they have Tyreek Hill. They got to I think to. 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:17.000 Waddle thereatmember their titand he's a stud. 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:18.760 That's who I was trying to think. 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:23.839 Mike Jose I don't know if what's not Dame man, 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:25.439 he's Notre Dame. 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:31.280 Uh don't fact check with him and Quent Nelson one time. 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:31.760 Nice boy. 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:34.960 Yeah, like Dolphins got some talent. It's just you know, 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:37.760 you just don't know if they're gonna Dolphins. Doesn't they 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:39.400 don't have a track record of being like a good 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:40.040 team every year. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:41.360 Yeah. 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:44.080 AFC South, obviously, I think the Boys are gonna win 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:46.160 that one. I do think you guys are gonna compete 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:49.640 with the Colts Jaguars. I think Houston Texas are gonna 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:52.760 suck Jaguars. I think Trevor Lawrence can make a nice 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:53.920 little jump going in the year two. 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:56.160 I would like see alone being in this room right now. 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:57.920 I know you can't. Yeah, it's all good. You can't 0:09:57.920 --> 0:09:59.599 say non variable. We know you're a Tier one and 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:01.400 we know you this stuff. The boy, he's not gonna 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:04.480 come in on any of this stuff. AFC West, the 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:07.880 fucking Raiders are winning this division, and I do think boys. 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:11.079 My hot take of the NFL season, the Chiefs are 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:14.040 not making the playoffs, Raiders are gonna win. Chargers are 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:15.760 gonna get in as well in that wild card spot 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:17.720 because I think the charge are gonna be nice. I 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:20.320 also think the Broncos are pretty fucking good. And I 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:22.280 just don't think the Chiefs are making the playoffs this year. 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:24.000 That's my hot take of the year. They're not even 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:27.679 making the fucking playoffs. Fuck you, Travis kelcey U NFC. 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:29.680 We're never gonna get Pat Mahomes on this bus. 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:32.600 Pat Mahomes, he the Pat Mahomes treams. I feel like 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:34.079 has already left us. My man on follow me on 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:34.920 Twitter last year. 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:36.600 It was a sad day. It was a bad day. 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:40.440 We're just gonna move on. And unless you were able 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:41.160 to get him on. 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:48.920 Bears, Lions, Packers, Vikings, not a whole lot of dude 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:50.079 education on this one. 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:50.439 DIA. 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:52.959 A lot of history in these teams, though, yeah. 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:54.679 A lot of history in these teams. I think who's 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:58.800 gonna come out on top of this division? The Minnesota Vikings? 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:02.520 Oh my, I do I think the Minnesota Vikings. 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:04.520 Yeah, he already, he already, he already got them on. 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:05.240 The Bucks hang on. 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:05.400 Now. 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:07.520 I do think green Bay, Yeah, I think Green Bay 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:09.040 is gonna make the wild Card. Like, I think they're 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:11.319 still gonna be a good team. I just think Minnesota. 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:14.240 I'm a big fan of Kevin O'Connell coming from LA 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:17.120 I was with him in Washington he comes from that 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:20.760 same mold of McVeigh, Lafleur, Shanahan, all those boys. I 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:24.079 think Kevin O'Connell, Justin Jefferson is gonna be the the 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:27.480 black Cooper Cup in that offense. So I think they're 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:29.000 gonna I think they're gonna make a lot of noise 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:31.160 with Kirk Cousins, Dalvin Cook, all them boys. 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:32.400 I think Minnesota's taking it. 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:37.840 NFC East, I think, you know again, I'm cutting ties 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:39.320 like this is not personal. 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:42.280 I'm rooting for the fucking commanders. 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:45.480 But I think the favorite coming out of the East 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:48.680 is the Philadelphia Eagles. I think all the weapons they've added, 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:50.679 they continue to add, they traded for what's his name 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:53.440 in that cornerback down in New Orleans, you can tell 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:55.440 that they're trying to win, like right now. So I 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:57.000 think that I think Philly is the favorite come out 0:11:57.040 --> 0:12:01.320 of there. The NFC South, I think Tom Brady this 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:03.640 is where he starts to diminish. This is where he's 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:05.920 this is where his downfall start. Been staying it for years. 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:07.640 It's been saying it for years, saying it for years. 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:09.840 I think now at forty, how how old is he? 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:13.600 I think he's forty four, forty four years old. 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:17.360 Tom Brady's gonna start withering your way. Fucking love Tom Brady. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.839 New Orleans Saints are coming out of that division. It's 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:21.840 been a week. There doesn't matter. 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:24.120 What about what about Arthur Smith and the Falcons. 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:27.520 Yeah, listen again this I'm not saying the Saints because 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:29.800 it's like a personal thing. Like I'm I'm trying to 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:31.200 remove myself as much as possible. 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:33.360 Every single team you've been associated with, you've picked to 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:34.040 win the division. 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:37.559 I was not. I was not affiliate with Andrews Smander Spander. 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:40.920 You're right, You're right, and I have more like I 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:42.760 want all my guys to win at Green Bay. What 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:45.920 do you mean, Lafleur Besati, Joe Barry Ko. Yeah, but 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:48.440 you didn't play Rogers my boy and Rogers your boy. 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:50.600 Yeah. This' mupups Blue and Ayahuasca trips together. We said 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:52.720 we're gonna get a motorcycle gang whenever he moves here. 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:55.400 Yeah, but it's not a morsel game with there's three wheels. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:57.280 Yeah, but we're still gonna be boys, you know what 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:59.440 I'm saying. Like we're two wheels, nothing's gonna be running 0:12:59.440 --> 0:12:59.960 the same crew. 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:02.640 You're gonna be part of that care. I don't know 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:05.960 why I'm not getting a trike. I will not. You'll 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:09.120 get a fucking trick. You'll do what I fucking tell you. 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:15.920 NFC Wes, NFC West. I think I think the Niners 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:17.839 are gonna take that. I think there's a lot of 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:19.720 question marks. 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I apologize, Whistlepig. 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:18.520 I really I love your stuff. I think it's unbelievable. 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.040 The boys just having a hard time raading the eyes 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:20.440 are going. 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:23.680 Oh with having said, give us the AFC NFC Super 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:24.960 Bowl matchup and winner. 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:28.960 Okay, I am coach of the year. 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:33.520 All right, all right, so my uh my Super Bowl prediction. 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:40.960 Give us AFC Championship and NFC Championship prediction. First, Hey, 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:50.040 I act like I'm not here. Okay, say least no, dude, 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:53.280 this this is tough. Like I do think the Bills 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:54.040 are the favorites. 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:56.680 Like what my heart wants in the AFC Championship game 0:15:57.000 --> 0:16:00.200 clearly the Titans and the Raiders. In the NFC the 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:05.600 championship game, I want, uh, the Packers. 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:06.880 And the Niners. 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:09.520 That's what I These are the selfish things I want 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:12.600 in these isn't the NFC Championship every year? Yeah, but 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:14.640 I love it like again, like I want I want 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:16.920 besatching them boys to do fucking to do awesome. 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:18.520 I would love to see Green Bay actually go to 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:19.120 the Super Bowl. 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:21.000 So how do you go in the af Championship? 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:22.520 Not what you want? What you think is gonna happen. 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:28.800 Raiders and Raiders are gonna coming from the NFC. No, 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:32.400 who's gonna be the AFC Championship game? Yeah, Raiders and Titans. 0:16:33.040 --> 0:16:34.880 So you just went on this whole kick about the 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:35.960 Bills and now your championship. 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.000 Yeah, but you guys are wanting my personal like you know, 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:39.320 I just what you think. 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:39.840 It's gonna happen. 0:16:40.080 --> 0:16:43.000 Do you want my like very objective, unbiased, very objective, 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:51.000 unbiased opinion. Okay, I'm gonna say the Bills and say 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:53.400 the Bills and the Raiders, and then in the NFC, 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:54.560 I'm gonna say. 0:16:57.960 --> 0:17:02.040 I'm gonna say the yeah, Packers and Niners, and then 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:05.159 who goes? I think. 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:11.280 The Raiders and Packers go, and then the Raiders win 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:17.679 the Super Bowl? All right, So I think happens this year? 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:19.520 Two? 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:24.400 All right, who's uh let's transition as fast as possible. 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:29.120 Who's uh so? Uh so? Who's our guest this week? 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:29.760 The Killer? 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:34.520 I that's a yeah, yeah, what's up? Is there anything 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:36.080 you want to say before we just shut that down? 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:39.679 No? I think I think I think the Boys are 0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:41.400 going to catch themselves a playoff win this year. 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:48.359 Look, at the end of the day, I just told 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:50.120 you who I want to be in the championship game. 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:51.520 I'm I'm caping you guys. 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:53.720 Who do you want to win that AFC Championship game 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:56.040 out of you and the Raiders? 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:57.920 Yeah, I think that's just where I fall back and 0:17:58.000 --> 0:18:02.920 let the chips fall where they may. Because look, that's 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:04.600 like you, that's like you asking me who's gonna win 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:07.200 the college football Who's gonna win the national title this year? 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:09.880 Like I'm not gonna say the fucking Nebraska Cornhuskers. 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:10.880 I want them to win. 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:14.000 You know where my heart is, Like you know, I 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:15.600 live and die by them boys, just like I live 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:17.720 and die by you guys, Like I'm not this. 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:21.720 Is this is this is bulletin bor material. This is 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:22.719 fuel for you guys. 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:26.000 Well, do you think Rabel's really thinking to himself, busting 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:27.880 with the boys is gonna be both born material friends? 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:30.560 Absolutely? Why would he not? Oh? Will was really talking shit? 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:33.280 You really don't think I got it like that? He said, 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:34.800 I got it like that like Rabels want to go 0:18:34.840 --> 0:18:35.400 out there. 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:39.199 Well fuck that that went exactly how I expected it 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:42.920 to go. This week, another piece of Fomo for the Boy. 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:44.520 I feel like that's my slogan for busting with the 0:18:44.520 --> 0:18:48.480 boys this season is Fomo Layer the cable guy blue 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:52.320 Collar comedy Tour. An amazing comedian. You were in Nebraska, 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:54.160 you uh interviewed him. 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:56.119 Yeah, it was. It was incredible. It was everything you 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:56.399 thought it. 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:59.760 Would be without going into the subjects of the podcast 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:01.400 everyone was about to watch. Just give me the vibe 0:19:01.400 --> 0:19:02.000 on the boy. 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:06.200 Without going into the subjects. I mean, I can cover 0:19:06.240 --> 0:19:08.680 with the subjects. I can touch them, right, I just touch. 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:11.760 So it was kind of one of those things where 0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:14.440 we were setting up the tailgate before a little bit 0:19:14.440 --> 0:19:17.040 before I'm scrambling trying to figure out, all right, we 0:19:17.080 --> 0:19:19.119 won him for twenty to thirty minutes. 0:19:19.160 --> 0:19:22.240 Probably it ended up going like what fifty Gotta love that, 0:19:22.440 --> 0:19:24.040 Gotta love that. Yeah, it was awesome. 0:19:24.160 --> 0:19:25.960 But we were thinking about okay because we wanted to 0:19:25.960 --> 0:19:28.000 be at the at the tailgate for the Unity Walk 0:19:28.200 --> 0:19:30.040 and we only had like a certain amount of time. 0:19:30.560 --> 0:19:33.240 So there's a little bit of that, like frantic living. 0:19:33.000 --> 0:19:34.159 Inside of me. I'm like, all right, how am I 0:19:34.160 --> 0:19:34.760 going to handle this? 0:19:34.800 --> 0:19:36.480 I can end up with the rollback question that we 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:37.879 asked at the end that brought to you guys by 0:19:37.920 --> 0:19:41.560 there Lavan, But the vibe on Larry the Cable Guy 0:19:41.680 --> 0:19:44.480 or Dan Whitney as he wanted to be called during 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:47.880 the episode, it was everything you wanted, bro. 0:19:48.200 --> 0:19:50.320 It was like he's talking blue collar comedy tour. 0:19:50.400 --> 0:19:53.080 He's telling stories about back in the blue collar comedy 0:19:53.080 --> 0:19:53.600 tour days. 0:19:54.119 --> 0:19:55.960 I asked him, if there's a. 0:19:55.960 --> 0:19:58.760 Chance of us seeing the blue collar comedy tour happen again, 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:00.000 I will let you guys listen. 0:20:00.840 --> 0:20:02.480 I can tell you have to. Are you gonna listen 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:05.320 to the episode? I'm gonna episode because you're a Tier one? 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:07.000 Well, I can't be. I can't be a tier one. 0:20:07.440 --> 0:20:08.560 I feel like to be a Tier one you had 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:11.320 to be like fans and I'm your friend. 0:20:12.440 --> 0:20:14.200 What do you mean you're my friend? Like this is 0:20:14.240 --> 0:20:14.840 your well. 0:20:14.840 --> 0:20:18.200 Yeah, like that's our podcast. You know what I'm saying. 0:20:18.640 --> 0:20:20.080 It's like I feel like I can be a fan, 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:24.439 I'm your friend. Yeah. So but it was it was. 0:20:24.520 --> 0:20:27.320 Legitimately like everything you'd want, bro, Like you're sitting around 0:20:27.600 --> 0:20:30.480 and he got into so many stories like how Larry 0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:33.320 the Cable Guys, Oh, Larry the Cable Guys started because again, 0:20:33.359 --> 0:20:35.240 it throws you off when that's not his real accent, 0:20:35.440 --> 0:20:39.040 but you learn about his like his like humble beginnings 0:20:39.040 --> 0:20:42.400 in comedy, that he was getting known more for impersonations 0:20:42.680 --> 0:20:45.119 than he was his actual stand up comedy. Not that 0:20:45.160 --> 0:20:46.639 he thought it was bad. He's like you, just I 0:20:46.720 --> 0:20:48.840 just ended up learning along the way people would be. 0:20:48.960 --> 0:20:50.399 You know you guys will listened to it. In the 0:20:50.440 --> 0:20:52.920 episode we talk about how people are just yelling we 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:54.919 want Larry the cable guy, and he would have to 0:20:55.000 --> 0:20:57.560 just he just leaned into this character throughout the rest 0:20:57.600 --> 0:20:59.000 of throughout the rest of his career. 0:20:59.359 --> 0:21:00.359 But it was awesome. 0:21:00.359 --> 0:21:03.960 And then he talked about what else, But yeah, he 0:21:04.000 --> 0:21:06.000 was a massive Raiders fan. Matter of fact, he continued 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:08.480 to like want to tell extra stories about his Raiders 0:21:08.520 --> 0:21:11.440 fandom because he would like make old like the team 0:21:11.440 --> 0:21:14.080 from the nineteen seventy six Super Bowl, how he was 0:21:14.119 --> 0:21:16.320 making them laugh and it was just like his favorite 0:21:16.320 --> 0:21:18.560 moment of all time. He talked about how he's selling 0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:21.960 out stadiums with a blue collar comedy tour. It was 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:24.119 cool man. Then he obviously you're with your question. He 0:21:24.200 --> 0:21:27.000 rates the comedy tour. Guys give some nice little stories 0:21:27.000 --> 0:21:27.919 on each one of them. 0:21:27.960 --> 0:21:30.840 But it was good. It was really cool. We were 0:21:30.880 --> 0:21:33.040 going to get into his car's roll. 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:39.520 Broke some dude's fucking arm ex military, ex military arm 0:21:39.560 --> 0:21:43.400 wrestling added Nebraska game right open his suite. Dude wanted 0:21:43.440 --> 0:21:46.600 to arm wrestling, breaks this motherfucker's arm. So he talks 0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:47.680 about the story like with. 0:21:47.600 --> 0:21:49.480 That, Oh wow, I can't wait to listen. 0:21:49.560 --> 0:21:53.280 Yeah, but the vibes were up. Lay Larry Dan. He's 0:21:53.320 --> 0:21:54.520 a cool dude. He's awesome. 0:21:54.600 --> 0:21:55.000 I love it. 0:21:55.040 --> 0:21:55.840 That fires me up. 0:21:56.040 --> 0:21:57.960 And he's like anytime you guys come out like like, 0:21:58.040 --> 0:22:00.480 let me know, I'll hook it up. Telling him like 0:22:00.600 --> 0:22:02.000 when he comes to Nashville. I was like, I know 0:22:02.080 --> 0:22:04.119 the boy, Like, I know Taylor want to be a 0:22:04.119 --> 0:22:05.439 part of this, so you have to. We want you 0:22:05.480 --> 0:22:08.400 to come on the bus. That fires me up because 0:22:08.440 --> 0:22:09.920 he gave us a massive shout out. He did the 0:22:09.920 --> 0:22:12.720 Big ten tailgate before and all the Big ten media 0:22:12.760 --> 0:22:14.720 people were like, oh, what are you going after this? 0:22:14.800 --> 0:22:16.800 He said, I'm gonna go do this podcast, Busting with 0:22:16.800 --> 0:22:18.680 the Boys. Oh you're going on Busting. 0:22:18.359 --> 0:22:21.320 With the Boys. Oh Big ten Network. Yeah, they're talking. 0:22:21.119 --> 0:22:22.840 About how they're like, oh them boys are doing it. 0:22:22.840 --> 0:22:24.800 Big like it's blowing up. Yeada, YadA YadA. Oh wow, 0:22:24.840 --> 0:22:27.760 So he's like congratulat now it's on something obviously massive 0:22:27.800 --> 0:22:28.280 that we've made. 0:22:28.359 --> 0:22:31.080 Yeah, not only is the Big Ten the best conference 0:22:31.119 --> 0:22:34.200 in the NCAA, but it's also the best community. 0:22:34.320 --> 0:22:36.359 Seems like, Yeah, dude, when we were when we were 0:22:36.359 --> 0:22:38.920 getting lunch, when we were getting lunch, bro, the Big 0:22:38.960 --> 0:22:41.399 Ten network they were doing like a uh like a 0:22:42.640 --> 0:22:44.840 burger yeah, in the Big Ten, and they were at 0:22:44.880 --> 0:22:46.680 the same restaurant that we were at. So they came 0:22:46.720 --> 0:22:48.720 over and did like a collaboration like we were in 0:22:49.119 --> 0:22:49.920 whatever they're doing. 0:22:50.760 --> 0:22:53.720 Yeah, we had to id act a little bit, did you. Yeah, 0:22:53.800 --> 0:22:55.920 getting ready for the movie? How to go get ready 0:22:55.920 --> 0:22:58.960 for the movie? Oh ay, easy, eas easy, easy, rid. 0:22:58.800 --> 0:23:03.160 By Cameron Dotty Ease, whoa whoa, whoa whoa Tyler boyd Yeah, 0:23:03.760 --> 0:23:05.120 Taylor Board, Taylor Board. 0:23:06.320 --> 0:23:08.520 Well, considering like the Big Ten shout out Larry the 0:23:08.520 --> 0:23:12.080 Cable Guy, and then also Joe Rogan trying to deeplatform us. 0:23:13.560 --> 0:23:14.600 Have you not heard about that? 0:23:14.760 --> 0:23:18.800 No, I'm off social media. 0:23:19.080 --> 0:23:25.000 Go ahead, JP, grab the mic essentially, however you want 0:23:25.000 --> 0:23:27.600 to chime in JP. But so you know how we 0:23:27.640 --> 0:23:30.920 had the Aaron Rodgers episode last Tuesday. Yes, we dropped 0:23:30.920 --> 0:23:33.159 that episode, had it in the bag for probably a 0:23:33.160 --> 0:23:33.600 month long. 0:23:33.640 --> 0:23:34.800 Everybody knew we were dropping it. 0:23:34.840 --> 0:23:40.320 Joe specifically, Joe turns around and drops this Aaron Rodgers 0:23:40.359 --> 0:23:43.240 podcast a few days before our wow purpose. 0:23:43.480 --> 0:23:45.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, trying to take her off. 0:23:45.160 --> 0:23:46.680 He might have dropped the eyes of Mooji's when he 0:23:46.720 --> 0:23:47.560 tweeted about it too. 0:23:47.680 --> 0:23:48.640 Yeah. 0:23:48.680 --> 0:23:51.040 And so I did a little video talking about Joe 0:23:51.119 --> 0:23:53.960 Rogan and the beef with busts with the boys, and 0:23:54.880 --> 0:23:56.440 so we you know, it's kind of like like the 0:23:56.480 --> 0:23:58.840 whole like let byguns be bygones. He's acting like he's 0:23:58.880 --> 0:24:01.280 not paying attention to us, seeing us from afar, and 0:24:01.320 --> 0:24:02.600 we kind of let the week. The week gets away 0:24:02.640 --> 0:24:04.160 from us, we get to Nebraska, we're not even thinking 0:24:04.160 --> 0:24:06.760 about Rogan. So come around to this episode we just 0:24:06.840 --> 0:24:10.040 dropped today. You guys, listen. Now it's Thursday. We're recording 0:24:10.040 --> 0:24:13.200 this on Tuesday, the pod with Vida Vey and Levonte David. 0:24:13.480 --> 0:24:14.360 It doesn't go up on. 0:24:14.359 --> 0:24:17.720 Spotify, but it goes up everywhere else. But it goes 0:24:17.760 --> 0:24:18.440 up everywhere else. 0:24:18.480 --> 0:24:21.560 Oh no, and what do you know, Joe Rogan behind 0:24:21.600 --> 0:24:25.640 the whole thing, not wanting us to like apparently. 0:24:25.240 --> 0:24:27.120 Sounds like Joe's doing everything he's against. 0:24:27.080 --> 0:24:29.760 Yeah, which is like in his circle, he lifts up 0:24:29.760 --> 0:24:32.119 all of his guys. But apparently, now I don't know 0:24:32.160 --> 0:24:34.200 if this is factual, that's just what I'm hearing. Our 0:24:34.240 --> 0:24:36.359 podcast is like coming up on his a little bit, 0:24:36.680 --> 0:24:37.800 and so he kind of wants to like. 0:24:37.840 --> 0:24:39.600 It feels a little bit of pressure. Yeah, yea, yea, yeah, 0:24:39.640 --> 0:24:41.320 I get it. He's trying to suppress us a little bit, 0:24:41.359 --> 0:24:44.200 get our attention. It's understandable. Yeah. 0:24:44.200 --> 0:24:45.680 I mean if he's at the top of the mountain 0:24:45.720 --> 0:24:47.000 for so long and then he sees a couple of 0:24:47.040 --> 0:24:51.919 young cats ThunderCats, ThunderCats, great TV show by the way, Yeah, yeah, 0:24:52.000 --> 0:24:54.800 a couple of guys coming up the ranks. I'm sure 0:24:54.800 --> 0:24:56.479 it hurts I'm sure hurts him a little bit. 0:24:56.640 --> 0:24:59.080 JP thinks he's trying to just get us on his podcast. 0:24:59.280 --> 0:25:01.600 Do you think so that's the ultimate play? Because why 0:25:01.600 --> 0:25:03.720 else would you do this? Yeah, because he's not going 0:25:03.760 --> 0:25:05.040 to get your attention any other way. 0:25:05.080 --> 0:25:06.840 So you're thinking he's going to try to silence us 0:25:06.920 --> 0:25:08.880 enough where we say, okay, Joe, we'll come. 0:25:08.800 --> 0:25:09.440 On, right. 0:25:09.560 --> 0:25:11.840 I think it's a genius move because it ultimately creates 0:25:11.840 --> 0:25:13.560 the biggest beef the podcasting game. 0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:14.520 Has ever seen, ever seen. 0:25:14.600 --> 0:25:17.400 And then if we're deplatformed, we then go on his show, 0:25:17.560 --> 0:25:20.520 does record numbers, and then we'll probably back after that. 0:25:20.560 --> 0:25:23.160 There's really no holding us back, if that is right. 0:25:23.240 --> 0:25:26.280 Yeah, if we go on Rogan, then he has no 0:25:26.400 --> 0:25:28.320 choice but to let us come back to Spotify. 0:25:29.280 --> 0:25:31.600 So I agree, And I think Joe's just got the 0:25:31.600 --> 0:25:33.520 wrong impression of us, because I think he'd like us. 0:25:33.880 --> 0:25:37.160 I think I think he's afraid of what he can't see. 0:25:37.200 --> 0:25:39.280 He doesn't know us, so there's no way for him 0:25:39.280 --> 0:25:41.679 to really like, dislike or liked us based on what 0:25:41.720 --> 0:25:42.520 we put out there. 0:25:42.320 --> 0:25:45.960 Which is surprising given that he's usually not scared. 0:25:46.160 --> 0:25:48.840 Yeah, and he's scared A tough word to hear, because 0:25:48.880 --> 0:25:50.199 you want, you don't want to ego to flare up 0:25:50.200 --> 0:25:53.280 with Joe, but there's kind of I can't find a 0:25:53.280 --> 0:25:54.240 better word, Yeah, I. 0:25:54.240 --> 0:25:56.359 Mean, fear is not usually a factor with Joe Rogan. 0:25:56.480 --> 0:25:59.359 No, which is a great play too, because the all 0:25:59.400 --> 0:26:01.320 the show if you're fan, that was actually outstanding. 0:26:01.680 --> 0:26:02.480 That clicked in my head. 0:26:02.600 --> 0:26:04.520 I was hoping, I can't I thought of the fear 0:26:04.560 --> 0:26:06.480 thing first, but I couldn't, so I just said scared. 0:26:06.800 --> 0:26:10.760 Yeah, but man, so Joe, Joe's trying to take down 0:26:10.760 --> 0:26:12.320 bustle with the boys. That's what we're getting out of this. 0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:14.640 What a way to do this intro. I really didn't 0:26:14.640 --> 0:26:16.800 think we were gonna get down this. Yeah, well did 0:26:16.840 --> 0:26:18.879 I know some guy? A reason why we started a 0:26:18.880 --> 0:26:22.480 podcast because of our love for the Joe Rogan podcast. Hey, 0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:25.960 when your hear is become your enemies, here we are. 0:26:26.200 --> 0:26:30.760 When your idols become your rivals. That's tough, man. Oh 0:26:30.800 --> 0:26:33.840 shout out, no free shout out of the week. Let's 0:26:33.880 --> 0:26:36.200 go it time. 0:26:37.480 --> 0:26:40.000 Garrett is Uh, Garrett, We were ready to start this podcast, 0:26:40.000 --> 0:26:41.800 and Garrett goes, you guys go ahead. I'm gonna count 0:26:41.800 --> 0:26:43.600 this merch. So that's the big play he put on 0:26:43.680 --> 0:26:47.399 us today. Uh, he's coming in the boys? Is the 0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:47.920 boy coming? 0:26:48.160 --> 0:26:50.160 We go count this merch? Baby, I'm gonna go count 0:26:50.200 --> 0:26:51.159 this merch. Doggy. 0:26:52.080 --> 0:26:55.880 Oh, you're in a meeting with who He's counting the merch, dude, 0:26:56.040 --> 0:26:58.240 merut just counting that merch out. Gonna be plenty of 0:26:58.280 --> 0:27:01.639 merch at the tailgate this week. Plenty of merch what 0:27:01.680 --> 0:27:03.520 if we sell out? Are we doing something nice. 0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:05.000 And pletha of merchandise. 0:27:05.400 --> 0:27:10.600 We're doing something special. Yeah, a date with playoff Willie only, 0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:13.120 dude only, and they gotta take him somewhere nice too. 0:27:13.160 --> 0:27:15.720 None of that Applebe's bullshit, although shout out apple Bee's 0:27:15.720 --> 0:27:19.840 its actually a male I was talking about. 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As always where 0:28:56.360 --> 0:28:58.520 starring with him, We miles. 0:28:58.520 --> 0:29:03.520 We'll just call him him. What you got, dude? 0:29:03.880 --> 0:29:04.480 What you got? 0:29:04.600 --> 0:29:07.680 This week goes to a feature that was introduced to 0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:08.520 the iPhone. 0:29:08.200 --> 0:29:10.000 And get more confident. You can tell what he started talking. 0:29:10.280 --> 0:29:12.520 You can job seriously, all right? 0:29:12.680 --> 0:29:15.880 This feature was introduced in twenty fourteen. It has saved 0:29:15.880 --> 0:29:20.040 my life thousands of times, but more more importantly, it 0:29:20.080 --> 0:29:21.720 saved it today. When I was on my way to 0:29:21.760 --> 0:29:24.360 the bus, I realized. I looked at my tank. It 0:29:24.440 --> 0:29:26.160 was on E and I was like, man, how am 0:29:26.200 --> 0:29:28.160 I gonna make it on E? I looked at the 0:29:28.160 --> 0:29:30.600 little gage it said low on fuel. You know, you 0:29:30.640 --> 0:29:34.600 don't even have anything left more than probably five miles 0:29:34.640 --> 0:29:38.920 before things actually had. So I went looked in my 0:29:38.960 --> 0:29:41.680 back pocket, didn't fill my wallet. I was like, damn, 0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:42.920 I forgot my wallet. 0:29:43.080 --> 0:29:46.360 That's a hard feeling. What a lot of anxiety in that. 0:29:46.520 --> 0:29:49.400 I realized I had Apple Pay on my phone. Wow. 0:29:49.440 --> 0:29:50.680 I pulled into the gas station. 0:29:51.960 --> 0:29:55.080 That was one I went into the gas station, not 0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:57.640 all of them except Apple Pay, but this one specifically 0:29:57.680 --> 0:29:59.800 did and it saved my ass and I was able 0:29:59.840 --> 0:30:01.920 to make it here. So my shout out, no free 0:30:01.920 --> 0:30:03.440 shout out goes to Apple Bay. 0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:05.200 Oh my god, No, you do want to stay. 0:30:05.000 --> 0:30:06.440 The gas station or do you want to leave that up? 0:30:06.840 --> 0:30:08.480 No free shoutouts, no free shows in the gas station. 0:30:09.680 --> 0:30:10.360 There you go, boss. 0:30:10.480 --> 0:30:12.840 He can tell he's really getting more confident. Yeah, he 0:30:12.880 --> 0:30:14.600 can tell. And I don't know, he didn't even clear 0:30:14.640 --> 0:30:20.120 his through he did, you know, Yeah he did. Gonna 0:30:20.120 --> 0:30:24.480 be deep Samuel for his WEEKI just for just being him, 0:30:24.920 --> 0:30:27.080 all right. Next is the man with the fattest chane 0:30:27.120 --> 0:30:29.040 on this bus right now. I'm pretty sure it costs 0:30:29.040 --> 0:30:30.600 forty three dollars and he bought it a kias kuit 0:30:30.640 --> 0:30:33.120 the ball and my man is looking fresh to death, 0:30:33.120 --> 0:30:37.000 a myth milf milf milf hunter himself, Jack mckerson. 0:30:37.920 --> 0:30:38.160 Uh. 0:30:38.200 --> 0:30:40.440 So my shout out, no free shout out goes to 0:30:40.840 --> 0:30:44.560 trips with the boys. Obviously we just had one in Nebraska. 0:30:44.640 --> 0:30:47.920 But more specifically for me, we're going to a bachelor 0:30:47.960 --> 0:30:50.360 party this weekend, So shout out to my boy Bobby Bell. 0:30:50.520 --> 0:30:53.600 He's getting married here in about three weeks. We're heading 0:30:53.640 --> 0:30:56.960 out to Zone now, we're going to Scottsdale and we're 0:30:57.040 --> 0:30:58.560 you know, we're gonna get after it. You know, some 0:30:58.800 --> 0:31:02.360 questionable decisions will be made hopefully no one gets arrested, 0:31:02.440 --> 0:31:05.640 no major injuries. But we've got a solid airbnb. We're 0:31:05.640 --> 0:31:08.600 playing in a really nice golf course Thursday. Maybe a 0:31:08.640 --> 0:31:10.920 little surprise here and there for my boy, but you know, 0:31:11.040 --> 0:31:12.200 can't let that out right now. 0:31:12.240 --> 0:31:12.880 We got to wait. 0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:13.680 Well, we might. 0:31:13.600 --> 0:31:14.960 Recap next week. 0:31:15.040 --> 0:31:18.120 But yeah, shout out to my boy Bobby, and shout 0:31:18.120 --> 0:31:19.960 out no free, shout out to Trips with the Boys. 0:31:20.160 --> 0:31:22.480 This bachelor party, it's gonna be electric. We got ten 0:31:22.520 --> 0:31:25.920 of our best friends there flying out Thursday morning. Couldn't 0:31:26.000 --> 0:31:29.040 be more excited. So and y'all know the camaraderie, the energy, 0:31:29.120 --> 0:31:31.440 especially that first day of the trip when you're just 0:31:31.480 --> 0:31:33.680 there and it's like there's no end insight. You know, 0:31:33.720 --> 0:31:37.040 we might be here forever, who really knows, And then 0:31:37.080 --> 0:31:39.080 the harsh reality sets in about a day later, but 0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:41.080 you don't think about that. All you think about is 0:31:41.080 --> 0:31:43.640 the night ahead, the good drinks, the good times, the 0:31:43.680 --> 0:31:46.240 good vibe. So shout out no free, shout out to 0:31:46.280 --> 0:31:48.920 trips with the boys and my boy Bobby. 0:31:48.520 --> 0:31:51.240 Bell, Bobby Bell, dude, fucking shout out Bobby Bell. And 0:31:51.320 --> 0:31:54.520 also have as much fun as possible, Bobby, because statistically 0:31:54.800 --> 0:31:56.640 it's a coin flip if you're gonna make it or not, Buddy, 0:31:56.640 --> 0:31:59.360 So just soak that shit in and really get after it, Bud. 0:31:59.560 --> 0:32:01.560 Hope you have a great time. Scottsdale. What a place 0:32:01.560 --> 0:32:04.440 to have a bachelor party. What an absolute place of Scottsdale. 0:32:04.480 --> 0:32:07.920 We've got to be ready for next year, the Super 0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:11.480 Bowl being there with waste management all that going on 0:32:11.560 --> 0:32:12.000 that week. 0:32:12.640 --> 0:32:13.920 Wait, that's where it is this year. 0:32:14.480 --> 0:32:19.160 Yeah, yeah, Scottsdale, same week of the waste management tournament. 0:32:19.280 --> 0:32:21.440 And I like to have a little pause. My last 0:32:21.480 --> 0:32:25.680 game in high school was at Cardinal Stadium, by championship. 0:32:26.800 --> 0:32:30.600 My last game in college was in Arizona. 0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:36.600 Super Bowl. Hold on, yeah, yeah, for. 0:32:36.600 --> 0:32:37.479 The stars are aligning? 0:32:37.560 --> 0:32:40.080 Did it could? I don't know. I don't know. 0:32:42.360 --> 0:32:42.600 JP. 0:32:42.680 --> 0:32:44.360 Let's see what you got by, let's. 0:32:44.160 --> 0:32:45.240 See what you got mine? 0:32:45.840 --> 0:32:49.880 Similar to jack uh is when you be My shoutout, 0:32:49.920 --> 0:32:52.880 no free shoutout goes to when you become boys with 0:32:52.960 --> 0:32:53.800 your boys. 0:32:53.560 --> 0:32:56.200 Boy oh and you know you. 0:32:56.360 --> 0:32:58.320 Like who It made me think of it, not that 0:32:58.320 --> 0:33:01.840 we became boys, but Audie is like super cool and 0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:03.760 you felt like I was clicking with him or whatever, 0:33:03.800 --> 0:33:05.680 and then it just made me think of some of 0:33:05.720 --> 0:33:08.400 my college friends. When I went to visit them in college, 0:33:08.520 --> 0:33:10.640 I'd heard about all their friends and then you get 0:33:10.720 --> 0:33:12.720 up there and you meet them and they're all super 0:33:12.760 --> 0:33:14.680 dope and you become boys, your boys. 0:33:14.760 --> 0:33:16.000 Boy. 0:33:17.040 --> 0:33:20.440 Yes, it's a beautiful shadow. 0:33:22.800 --> 0:33:23.479 No free shoutout. 0:33:23.520 --> 0:33:23.920 I mean. 0:33:25.600 --> 0:33:31.560 My shout out, no free shout out goes to when 0:33:31.600 --> 0:33:36.280 you know you're about to fuck up a tasty meal. Yes, 0:33:36.320 --> 0:33:39.400 I said that, brother, When you know you're a little. 0:33:39.200 --> 0:33:40.960 Hungry, Yes, I said that, brother. 0:33:43.000 --> 0:33:45.520 You know when you're a little hungry, and whether you 0:33:45.880 --> 0:33:49.360 whether you're ordering out, going to a restaurant and you 0:33:49.480 --> 0:33:52.920 got that little starvation going on and you order whatever's 0:33:52.920 --> 0:33:56.160 on the menu, or you know, uh, the Uber eats 0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:58.480 or Postmates. I'm not giving any free shoutouts to them, 0:33:58.520 --> 0:34:00.440 but Uber Eats or Postmates. 0:34:00.000 --> 0:34:00.640 They're giving you. 0:34:00.800 --> 0:34:02.720 They're bringing over that tasty meal that you ordered that 0:34:02.760 --> 0:34:05.400 you just can't wait to fuck up, and that vibe 0:34:05.560 --> 0:34:07.640 when they drop it off and it's finally time to go, 0:34:07.920 --> 0:34:08.799 It's finally time to. 0:34:08.719 --> 0:34:09.680 Get after it. Yeah. 0:34:09.719 --> 0:34:12.120 But get them cheeks, Yeah, get after them cheeks, and 0:34:12.160 --> 0:34:14.160 you know you open the bag. Or again, if you're 0:34:14.160 --> 0:34:15.680 at a restaurant that coming down and you've been. I'm 0:34:15.719 --> 0:34:17.440 salivating right now talking about it. I need to take 0:34:17.480 --> 0:34:22.719 a swallow. But that is my shot, I know, for 0:34:22.800 --> 0:34:25.759 shot out of the week. The vibe and mindset of 0:34:25.840 --> 0:34:27.919 knowing you're gonna fuck up a tasty meal. 0:34:28.960 --> 0:34:32.120 You're gonna eat that thing clean. Yeah, you're looking the bowl. 0:34:32.920 --> 0:34:35.680 It's not gonna stand a chance. Huh, no chance, no, dude. 0:34:35.800 --> 0:34:37.080 Then you're looking at your left and right, Hey, a, 0:34:37.080 --> 0:34:37.920 you're gonna finish that. 0:34:38.480 --> 0:34:40.839 Oh yeah, and you're taking off you're taking extra bie 0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:41.680 some of the people's meal. 0:34:41.560 --> 0:34:43.080 Right right right to the point to where after the 0:34:43.120 --> 0:34:45.360 meal's over, you're kind of like, fuck, what I do that? 0:34:45.800 --> 0:34:48.040 Yeah? But not then, Yeah, not the vibe you're talking 0:34:48.040 --> 0:34:48.640 about right now. 0:34:48.719 --> 0:34:50.440 When we are at Lead Bellies, we know all that 0:34:50.440 --> 0:34:53.520 stuff is coming out with the burgers, the appetizers, those 0:34:53.520 --> 0:34:57.239 Philly spring rolls now, and we were hungry going into 0:34:57.239 --> 0:34:59.359 that meals were hungry. It's like when you're sitting there 0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:01.879 and you're kind of like boys were hungry. Yeah, boys 0:35:01.920 --> 0:35:03.560 were hungry, and the boys were hungry. 0:35:03.800 --> 0:35:07.400 Will just go silent and you just hear breathing. He 0:35:07.480 --> 0:35:08.600 does breathe weird when he eats. 0:35:08.680 --> 0:35:08.839 Huh. 0:35:09.200 --> 0:35:10.000 He's a hungry boy. 0:35:10.400 --> 0:35:13.399 Here's no question about it, dude, no question. I love 0:35:13.600 --> 0:35:15.440 that that's your shout out, no free shot out of 0:35:15.480 --> 0:35:17.600 the week, because mine is a little different. 0:35:18.360 --> 0:35:19.000 I'm excited. 0:35:19.680 --> 0:35:21.920 My shout out no free shot of the Week is 0:35:22.560 --> 0:35:25.840 a twist of emotions. You're at an event, a catered event, 0:35:26.120 --> 0:35:27.759 and you see a couple of sandwiches out there, a 0:35:27.760 --> 0:35:30.200 couple of sand doos, and you go over. You're excited. 0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:31.880 Maybe there's a couple extra topics on there. Maybe you 0:35:31.920 --> 0:35:35.120 make it yourself type yala. Unfortunately it's not. It's just 0:35:35.239 --> 0:35:39.080 bread and turkey and cheese or whatever. It's super bland 0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:41.959 and there's really nothing you can do about it other 0:35:42.000 --> 0:35:43.520 than you look to your right and at the end 0:35:43.560 --> 0:35:48.880 of the table, what do you see. No, the best 0:35:48.920 --> 0:35:51.920 possible It was the best possible thing you can put 0:35:51.960 --> 0:35:53.920 on your sandwich. And we can be at any age 0:35:53.960 --> 0:35:55.239 we learn this. You can be a five year old 0:35:55.280 --> 0:35:56.880 what your dad doing. Maybe you're a teenager and you 0:35:56.920 --> 0:35:58.480 see one of your friends doing and you think to yourself, 0:35:58.520 --> 0:36:02.359 what a fucking blessing. It's potato chips. When you take 0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:04.840 those potato chips and you put it on your sandwich, 0:36:04.960 --> 0:36:08.480 put a little crunch in your lunch, changing that bland 0:36:08.520 --> 0:36:12.360 sandwich and with a little more texture. I think that 0:36:12.520 --> 0:36:14.880 you can't beat that. My shoutout off, your shout out 0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:16.239 of the week is when you find those potato chips 0:36:16.280 --> 0:36:17.160 you put it on your sandwich. 0:36:17.440 --> 0:36:18.080 That's a good one. 0:36:18.280 --> 0:36:18.680 Thanks one. 0:36:21.200 --> 0:36:24.600 Uh, what blusto should we tell him? 0:36:26.719 --> 0:36:29.359 The boss is concerned because that was a similar shout 0:36:29.400 --> 0:36:31.080 at one point. I don't even think you were here. 0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:33.600 I shout it out that in a way, but it 0:36:33.640 --> 0:36:35.600 was when you're on the beach and you have chips 0:36:35.640 --> 0:36:37.640 on a sandwich, which is a totally different atmosphere. 0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:41.680 You're talking about different but like, yeah, if he's not here, 0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:45.160 then he doesn't know, he don't know, he doesn't know 0:36:45.200 --> 0:36:47.680 any better with it. By the way, I said, you 0:36:47.719 --> 0:36:48.960 brought it up, shout out beach fives. 0:36:49.000 --> 0:36:51.960 Dude, you can't. He needs to beat five. 0:36:52.680 --> 0:36:55.720 Let's go, dude, fucking love beach fives. 0:36:56.280 --> 0:36:56.759 I love it. 0:36:56.880 --> 0:36:58.360 Hey, A lot of a lot of stuff we just 0:36:58.480 --> 0:37:00.840 unpacked here. The number one thing that's really on my 0:37:00.880 --> 0:37:03.040 heart right now is the Joe Rogan thing. 0:37:03.600 --> 0:37:05.520 Yeah, I can't believe you didn't even hear the rumors 0:37:05.560 --> 0:37:07.400 of that well, you know, I thought it was like kind. 0:37:07.280 --> 0:37:09.000 Of the talk of I don't watch the news and 0:37:09.040 --> 0:37:10.640 I'm not on social media, so there's no way for 0:37:10.719 --> 0:37:11.320 me to really know that. 0:37:11.440 --> 0:37:12.840 Yeah, but all the boys in the locker room, like 0:37:12.920 --> 0:37:13.680 I know they saw it. 0:37:13.800 --> 0:37:16.120 They're probably mumbling. There's a lot of guys mumbling when 0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:17.440 I would walk by today, and that's probably what they 0:37:17.440 --> 0:37:17.919 were talking about. 0:37:20.480 --> 0:37:22.279 He's probably upset, Yeah, that type of thing. 0:37:22.400 --> 0:37:23.719 So well. 0:37:24.000 --> 0:37:25.000 Oh, I had one question. 0:37:26.160 --> 0:37:32.400 If you were on the Indianapolis Colts and sitting drafting 0:37:32.440 --> 0:37:34.239 with the boys on the old line, Quinn Nelson's there, 0:37:34.360 --> 0:37:36.560 Jonathan Taylor's there, and you had the second overall pick, 0:37:38.520 --> 0:37:43.640 who are you taking, Derek, No, You're taking Jonathan Taylor 0:37:44.320 --> 0:37:45.319 because that's how you are. 0:37:45.960 --> 0:37:49.319 There from the rafters. Ay Man, you got you got 0:37:49.400 --> 0:37:51.120 the you got the blind loyalty to the boys. 0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:55.320 Listen, there's something you do in fantasy when you're in 0:37:55.400 --> 0:37:58.480 the NFL, will, and that's fucking bet on your boys, dude. 0:37:58.480 --> 0:37:59.799 And that's what I'm doing now with money. 0:38:01.000 --> 0:38:04.959 Three Kelvin Ridley free Calvin Ridley, not with money, fucking 0:38:05.000 --> 0:38:05.839 debt with the boys, dude. 0:38:05.880 --> 0:38:08.200 And I'm on the Dereck Henry Train. Let's go kind 0:38:08.200 --> 0:38:09.920 of weird you to throw that NFL coming at me. 0:38:10.640 --> 0:38:12.279 Oh, I was just saying a statement. I had nothing 0:38:12.280 --> 0:38:13.480 to do with you if you took it that way 0:38:13.480 --> 0:38:14.840 of chance between more between you and you. 0:38:15.080 --> 0:38:16.560 I'm just saying, I think you just said when you're 0:38:16.560 --> 0:38:18.680 in the NFL and looked at me. Well, I'm talking 0:38:18.719 --> 0:38:21.680 to you. Yeah, but why can admit as you know 0:38:21.840 --> 0:38:22.480 being in the NFL. 0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:23.600 It could have been a lot of things, but that's 0:38:23.600 --> 0:38:25.840 not how I said it. Should we get into the 0:38:25.920 --> 0:38:28.160 Larry the Cable Guy episode. I think it's time to 0:38:28.200 --> 0:38:29.640 get into Larry the Cable Guy episode. 0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:30.439 You know what I'm saying. 0:38:30.880 --> 0:38:36.560 After this ad, Will is about to read, what do 0:38:36.640 --> 0:38:42.840 we got right there? Oh, we interrupt this episode. 0:38:43.120 --> 0:38:46.759 There's no force, We're still in it. We interrupt this episode. 0:38:47.600 --> 0:38:50.640 Bring you Georgia Boot Georgia more good. 0:38:50.600 --> 0:38:53.440 Looking, super comfortable boots, so comfortable you never want to 0:38:53.480 --> 0:38:55.560 take them off. 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Use code busting for twenty percent off. 0:39:23.640 --> 0:39:26.120 Enjoy this episode with Larry the Cable Guys. 0:39:26.120 --> 0:39:30.680 A quick little note though, got a little text Jack Carlowhi, 0:39:30.719 --> 0:39:31.440 come on the podcast. 0:39:32.080 --> 0:39:36.279 Really, I'm just saying, enjoy this episode. Let's figure this out. 0:39:39.960 --> 0:39:43.080 So there's there's zero formality to starting the pod. Matter 0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:44.759 of fact, I think we're going right now. Oh we 0:39:45.160 --> 0:39:47.080 start only we called that back half. 0:39:46.920 --> 0:39:48.759 To I mean, I can tell the story again if 0:39:48.800 --> 0:39:49.160 you want to? 0:39:49.480 --> 0:39:50.960 Should he or do you feel like we got it 0:39:51.520 --> 0:39:56.440 all right? So we just learned that A first off, 0:39:57.200 --> 0:39:57.840 what do you prefer? 0:39:58.040 --> 0:40:00.520 Name wise? You know what? Listen, you might say it 0:40:00.520 --> 0:40:01.759 doesn't matter, but what do you prefer? 0:40:02.560 --> 0:40:03.000 I'm doing this. 0:40:03.239 --> 0:40:05.320 Dan's perfectly good for this. Okay. 0:40:05.920 --> 0:40:08.879 I was Tellbry Larry the Cable Guy, uh makes good 0:40:08.960 --> 0:40:10.080 money and I spend it. 0:40:13.600 --> 0:40:15.520 And uh so it's not a big deal. 0:40:15.760 --> 0:40:17.799 But we just learned about Dan that you're a big 0:40:17.920 --> 0:40:18.480 Raiders fan. 0:40:19.000 --> 0:40:21.320 Yeah, I grew up a Raider fan ever since I 0:40:21.400 --> 0:40:25.160 was five years old. And uh back when Darryl la Monica. 0:40:27.080 --> 0:40:29.719 Uh and uh so. 0:40:32.120 --> 0:40:34.120 That I did my One of my favorite shows I 0:40:34.200 --> 0:40:38.200 ever did in my entire life was h I did 0:40:38.280 --> 0:40:42.239 this show in California, Big Empathy or Outdoor, great Scenior. 0:40:42.320 --> 0:40:45.440 That it's not there anymore. It's an unbelievable uh venue. 0:40:46.200 --> 0:40:48.319 So I get there and I didn't play golf. Then 0:40:48.680 --> 0:40:50.840 hated golf. As matter of fact, at that time, I 0:40:50.880 --> 0:40:52.719 didn't play golf. They kept asking me if I want 0:40:52.719 --> 0:40:54.520 to go to the Pairings party, and I said, I 0:40:54.560 --> 0:40:55.880 don't go to par I don't even know what it is. 0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:58.440 I'm not going to Paris party. And then about two 0:40:58.520 --> 0:41:00.320 hours before showtime, I said, I just want to go 0:41:00.400 --> 0:41:02.680 hang out backstage, go over some jokes. Look at the senior. 0:41:02.680 --> 0:41:04.640 It's really pretty. She comes to get us. She goes, 0:41:04.640 --> 0:41:06.120 you should have went to the parents party. They were 0:41:06.120 --> 0:41:08.160 asking about you. I go, what is a parents party? 0:41:08.480 --> 0:41:10.120 And she told me what a parents party was, and 0:41:10.200 --> 0:41:12.800 she goes, but this is what you're here for. We 0:41:12.840 --> 0:41:15.520 always hire an act for our golf tournament, and it 0:41:15.600 --> 0:41:19.319 always revolves around an NFL team generally, and this year 0:41:19.360 --> 0:41:22.640 we're celebrating the world champion. In nineteen seventy six, Oakland 0:41:22.760 --> 0:41:26.840 Raiders and I my pants and I remember walking in. 0:41:27.040 --> 0:41:29.239 I saw a Raider helmet in the gift shop and 0:41:29.360 --> 0:41:32.600 I was like, hey, got rad right away. I looked 0:41:32.600 --> 0:41:34.279 at my too, manager, I said, go buy that Raider 0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:38.279 helmet right now. I got Kenny Stavers' autograph, so I 0:41:38.320 --> 0:41:40.520 don't need his, but asked who was there, and they go, well, 0:41:40.560 --> 0:41:41.040 you're in luck. 0:41:41.160 --> 0:41:42.680 Everybody but Kenny Stable. 0:41:42.800 --> 0:41:44.960 I said, I'm getting Freddy Bullett in the cough a 0:41:45.080 --> 0:41:49.239 steaking helmet, And sure enough I did the show and 0:41:49.600 --> 0:41:53.160 start right there in the front row, Cliff Branch, Freddy 0:41:53.200 --> 0:41:56.640 Bullet in the cough. They're doubled over, Freddy Blittancoff wiping 0:41:56.719 --> 0:41:58.879 his eyes. I'm like, and all I can think about 0:41:58.920 --> 0:42:00.919 on stage is, man, I'm making pretty blittan the cuff 0:42:01.000 --> 0:42:01.839 laugh here. 0:42:01.920 --> 0:42:03.960 I was a little kid. This is crazy. 0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:07.319 Then after the show was over, came backstage and hung out, 0:42:08.120 --> 0:42:12.000 and I mean, Ray Guy, all those guys, Marv Hubbard, 0:42:12.520 --> 0:42:14.200 all those guys, you drink them under the table. 0:42:14.400 --> 0:42:15.120 It was awesome. 0:42:15.440 --> 0:42:17.360 You know I didn't, I'd be honesome. I'm not a 0:42:17.400 --> 0:42:19.759 big drinker. Really, I'm not a big drinker. My only 0:42:19.880 --> 0:42:22.680 vice is in life for tobacco. So I like a 0:42:22.760 --> 0:42:26.359 good cigar every night, and I enjoy a nice bar 0:42:26.480 --> 0:42:29.919 podcaon man, I enjoy a nice chew. A matter of fact, 0:42:30.000 --> 0:42:32.960 last night, I used to chew leave I Garrett, but 0:42:33.120 --> 0:42:34.440 now I chew a Redman. 0:42:35.280 --> 0:42:38.480 Now it's called America's Best, but. 0:42:40.120 --> 0:42:43.640 Which is funny because they because you gotta be politically correct, 0:42:43.719 --> 0:42:45.920 I can't call it redman, of course, even though it 0:42:46.000 --> 0:42:48.600 was really funny. One time I was a in a 0:42:48.719 --> 0:42:53.279 casino up in Minnesota and I'm chewing, and I love 0:42:53.360 --> 0:42:56.360 all those guys. The main guy, the chief, he was 0:42:56.400 --> 0:42:58.120 there with the olders, and he goes, hey, give me 0:42:58.120 --> 0:42:58.800 a redman. 0:43:00.920 --> 0:43:01.640 It was awesome. 0:43:01.680 --> 0:43:04.000 Did you end up getting all the autographs? Oh? Man, 0:43:04.040 --> 0:43:04.440 I love them. 0:43:04.600 --> 0:43:06.480 I love working those because you know, they're freaking They're 0:43:06.520 --> 0:43:07.719 good to me. Man, I love them. 0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:11.359 So anyway, listen, so what was I saying? 0:43:11.480 --> 0:43:14.919 Oh, so, Ray guy, is that what I was talking about? 0:43:15.760 --> 0:43:22.040 I can't er you were a raider man flipping awesome. 0:43:22.160 --> 0:43:24.080 I know that's that's probably why we lost in the 0:43:24.120 --> 0:43:25.799 playoffs last Year's got me right before the. 0:43:25.800 --> 0:43:27.759 Play I wrote a letter. I wrote them a letter. 0:43:28.400 --> 0:43:30.840 I even, yeah, I even used bunghole in it. 0:43:31.000 --> 0:43:33.520 So are you are you hang on? Now? 0:43:33.640 --> 0:43:36.080 Are you more of a Raider fan than a Husker fan? No, 0:43:36.600 --> 0:43:39.399 I'll never be a bigger Look. I am a huge 0:43:39.480 --> 0:43:42.080 Raider fan. Now I am a huge Rader fan. But 0:43:42.160 --> 0:43:43.680 I'll tell you. I'll tell you the problem. 0:43:44.960 --> 0:43:49.560 I married my wife from Wisconsin, and uh, I know 0:43:49.800 --> 0:43:54.440 my wife some Wisconsin huge Packer fan. I gotta tell you, 0:43:54.520 --> 0:43:57.279 I rooted for the Packers as well. I root for 0:43:57.320 --> 0:44:00.960 the Packers as well, especially when they had Brett Farv 0:44:01.280 --> 0:44:03.800 because I'm watching ESPN one day, right when my career 0:44:03.960 --> 0:44:08.200 started just taking off, and Brett Farv is doing an 0:44:08.320 --> 0:44:13.840 interview on ESPN at at spring training at their spring games, 0:44:14.360 --> 0:44:17.319 and he's wearing a Larry the Cable Guy get Her 0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:21.680 Done t shirt, and she asked, what is the Getter 0:44:21.840 --> 0:44:24.799 Done thing? He goes, well, if you're not a fan 0:44:24.880 --> 0:44:26.560 of Larry of the Cable Guy, then I guess you're 0:44:26.600 --> 0:44:29.680 not in the club. And right then I go, I 0:44:29.760 --> 0:44:34.000 gotta I gotta be packing. My wife is from Wisconsin 0:44:34.080 --> 0:44:36.200 and now I got Brett Favre doing this. I mean, 0:44:36.280 --> 0:44:41.000 this is crazy, but I kinda later on in life 0:44:41.560 --> 0:44:45.439 because I'm an Oakland Raider fan. Then they moved to LA, 0:44:45.840 --> 0:44:48.120 but they still had the guys that plunk it. 0:44:49.040 --> 0:44:51.680 I didn't like it La Vaiders, you know what I. 0:44:51.719 --> 0:44:54.919 Mean, Come on Oakland Raiders, you know. Yeah. 0:44:55.200 --> 0:44:57.640 So, but I still fan and went Super Bowl. I 0:44:57.800 --> 0:44:58.320 was stoked. 0:44:58.719 --> 0:45:01.360 And then of course I moved f when I was fifteen, 0:45:01.680 --> 0:45:07.440 sixteen years old. Well, certain places where I lived, you 0:45:07.520 --> 0:45:08.560 get shot wearing. 0:45:08.320 --> 0:45:15.360 A Raider gear. You know, you get shot wearing Raider jersey. 0:45:16.239 --> 0:45:21.480 Yeah, I know, well, you know, so I'm like crap. 0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:25.400 And then they lost their to me after how we 0:45:25.560 --> 0:45:27.680 long left and all those they kind of lost their 0:45:27.719 --> 0:45:32.800 mystiqueer when they got Jay Schrader. Oh my gosh, nobody 0:45:32.840 --> 0:45:34.760 could suck worse than Jay Schrader. 0:45:35.520 --> 0:45:37.240 And then they just started sucking. 0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:41.359 So mixed between Jay Schrader sucking then me not wanting 0:45:41.360 --> 0:45:46.799 to get shot, I kind of wavered a little. I said, 0:45:47.080 --> 0:45:48.880 you know what, I'm in Florida now and I live 0:45:49.040 --> 0:45:52.160 right by Tampa Bay. I'm a root for the Buccaneers. 0:45:52.920 --> 0:45:54.839 Then Jacksonville started up a team. 0:45:54.920 --> 0:45:56.799 I go, you know what, they're just up the road. 0:45:56.840 --> 0:46:01.240 I'm gonna root for Jacksonville, but deep down in every Sunday, 0:46:02.239 --> 0:46:03.400 keep an eye on the Raider. 0:46:03.560 --> 0:46:07.120 Yeah, and I chested, man, I love the Raiders. 0:46:07.239 --> 0:46:10.600 And then I met you know, uh, I met a 0:46:10.640 --> 0:46:15.640 bunch of the guys playing out at uh the in Tahoe, 0:46:15.800 --> 0:46:16.719 you know, and oh. 0:46:16.719 --> 0:46:17.319 This past year. 0:46:17.440 --> 0:46:23.520 Yeah, so yeah, Derek ye wasna Sarek. Dude, he's awest great. So, yeah, 0:46:23.960 --> 0:46:25.800 have you been to the new stadium in Vegas? I 0:46:26.080 --> 0:46:28.600 haven't been, Bro, You've got to go. I know, I 0:46:28.760 --> 0:46:32.400 heard its flipping awesome, so I've seen it. 0:46:32.520 --> 0:46:36.439 I want to go. And I will say it has 0:46:36.440 --> 0:46:37.160 a good ring to it. 0:46:37.239 --> 0:46:42.120 Now, Las Vegas Raiders, that sounds good, and the LA 0:46:42.360 --> 0:46:44.000 Raiders did not sound good. 0:46:44.520 --> 0:46:46.399 You weren't a fan of the l A Raiders. Come 0:46:46.480 --> 0:46:49.280 on and like the Las Vegas Raiders. 0:46:49.320 --> 0:46:51.839 They got like the like the Death Star. They got 0:46:51.880 --> 0:46:54.120 that sleek black look all over the stadium. Dude, it's 0:46:54.200 --> 0:46:56.000 like it's the coolest environment. 0:46:57.520 --> 0:46:59.840 Last year when I, uh, I heard you go to 0:46:59.880 --> 0:47:02.319 the games automatically you're speaking Spanish. 0:47:06.080 --> 0:47:07.000 But dude, it's incredible. 0:47:07.000 --> 0:47:09.400 You're coming a halftime that Little John was performing like 0:47:09.560 --> 0:47:11.040 there was basically like a club going on. 0:47:11.400 --> 0:47:12.000 It's insane. 0:47:12.160 --> 0:47:15.600 Yeah, it's a good club to being. I like being 0:47:15.600 --> 0:47:21.200 a Raider fan. Uh but yeah, that stadium is outrageous, dude. Yeah, yeah, 0:47:21.200 --> 0:47:23.480 I mean it's incredible. Let's talk about your Husker fandom. 0:47:24.160 --> 0:47:25.400 Have you been this last decade? 0:47:27.080 --> 0:47:28.600 Can I just say when we're thinking about the Raider? 0:47:28.719 --> 0:47:30.719 Yeah, absolutely, fucking go ahead, man. 0:47:30.960 --> 0:47:34.160 And I literally made an ESPN films doing this. They 0:47:34.200 --> 0:47:37.239 were talking about the top fifty greatest teams of all time. Yeah, 0:47:37.280 --> 0:47:39.719 and I got to tell my story. But it's my 0:47:39.880 --> 0:47:42.799 favorite NFL films of all time is when they're talking 0:47:42.840 --> 0:47:47.399 about the nineteen seventy six Pittsburgh Steelers and the guy 0:47:47.480 --> 0:47:51.920 comes on Facinda, you know, and the Pittsburg Steelers by 0:47:52.120 --> 0:47:55.200 rolling through the Great Plains like you know, I got 0:47:55.280 --> 0:47:58.520 the thing, and then all of a sudden, the music 0:47:58.600 --> 0:48:00.640 stops and then you hear this their music. 0:48:04.440 --> 0:48:07.240 And he goes and then came. 0:48:08.719 --> 0:48:13.880 The Oakland Raiders and it pans up from their socks 0:48:14.400 --> 0:48:15.760 all the way after the pants. 0:48:16.000 --> 0:48:19.319 It's got John Matousic just pointing at this guy. Oh dude, 0:48:19.400 --> 0:48:21.600 nothing fires me up like that Dago thing. 0:48:21.840 --> 0:48:22.759 I love it. Brother. 0:48:22.880 --> 0:48:26.200 Details that reminds me like Burt Kreischer when he's sitting 0:48:26.239 --> 0:48:28.040 on here telling like very details. 0:48:28.239 --> 0:48:29.200 You can see the picture. 0:48:29.280 --> 0:48:29.880 I'm not kidding. 0:48:29.960 --> 0:48:31.880 I loved to my wife on her honeymoon with that, 0:48:32.840 --> 0:48:36.759 with that, with John Fasunda talking about the Raiders. 0:48:40.400 --> 0:48:40.840 Honeymoon. 0:48:41.320 --> 0:48:43.839 I actually called myself. I said, hold on, honey, here 0:48:43.840 --> 0:48:46.120 it comes a little Howie, Howie Long. 0:48:47.719 --> 0:48:51.520 It goes a little how Long. He's shy right now, 0:48:51.560 --> 0:48:52.760 but he'll burk up here in a second. 0:48:53.280 --> 0:48:54.840 How is awesome? I met Howie? 0:48:54.880 --> 0:48:56.600 He was great. I did something well, how it me 0:48:56.680 --> 0:48:58.040 and Howie and Terry Bradshaw. 0:48:58.880 --> 0:48:59.799 That's a crew right there. 0:49:00.000 --> 0:49:01.680 I did how it was tough guys with him? It 0:49:01.800 --> 0:49:02.399 was fun man. 0:49:03.000 --> 0:49:04.879 What was the tough guys? What'd you have to do? Oh? 0:49:05.000 --> 0:49:06.920 He was just doing his top ten tough guys in 0:49:06.960 --> 0:49:08.880 the NFL, and I was their guest, and I did 0:49:08.920 --> 0:49:09.799 the whole show with him. 0:49:10.080 --> 0:49:12.359 Funny thing about that, and then I'll I'll talk about 0:49:12.400 --> 0:49:14.080 other stuff. I just I always think of he used 0:49:14.080 --> 0:49:18.239 to goofy things. It was really funny because right when 0:49:18.280 --> 0:49:21.960 I started getting coming up through the ranks, Fox were 0:49:22.120 --> 0:49:24.080 these one of my best friends in the whole world, 0:49:24.120 --> 0:49:25.439 and Fox were the big star. 0:49:26.120 --> 0:49:28.240 Before I even got to that part. 0:49:28.360 --> 0:49:31.440 I was just like, man, this guy, my buddy. I 0:49:31.480 --> 0:49:35.880 can't believe he's getting one day's phone rings. This is 0:49:35.960 --> 0:49:38.760 when you know you're a big star. Jeff's phone rings. 0:49:39.000 --> 0:49:44.080 I look down Terry Bradshaw and I go, holy crap. 0:49:44.320 --> 0:49:47.680 I go, Jeff, You're getting a call from Terry Bradshaw. 0:49:48.120 --> 0:49:51.160 He goes, ugh, yeah, let it go call back. 0:49:52.719 --> 0:49:55.279 And I'm like, knowing, what do you mean You're not 0:49:55.360 --> 0:49:57.000 gonna talk to Terry Bradshaw. 0:49:57.320 --> 0:49:59.360 He goes like, can't get him off the phony here, 0:49:59.520 --> 0:50:01.879 shuts up. He goes, I love it, but I got 0:50:01.920 --> 0:50:05.320 stuff to do. And I'm like, just big dog crazy. 0:50:05.680 --> 0:50:07.000 Then I met Terry Bradshaw. 0:50:08.640 --> 0:50:11.040 I get a phone call about two months later from 0:50:11.120 --> 0:50:13.759 Terry Bradshaw and I literally looked at the phone. 0:50:14.640 --> 0:50:21.160 I'll dude, Terry Bradshaw. We did this what was it 0:50:21.280 --> 0:50:25.280 called assault? Yeah, the Celebrity Softball game and Terry Bradshaw 0:50:25.400 --> 0:50:27.560 was our coach. This was last year he was the 0:50:27.600 --> 0:50:30.239 coach of our team. He got so hammered he he 0:50:30.360 --> 0:50:33.080 fell over right and an ambulance and yeah, I started 0:50:33.120 --> 0:50:34.600 bleeding and the ambulance had to come. 0:50:34.760 --> 0:50:36.840 An ambulance had to come and take it to the hospital. 0:50:37.400 --> 0:50:39.359 He was so he like smacked me on the ass. 0:50:39.400 --> 0:50:40.960 After I got the third base, I was like, oh shit, 0:50:41.040 --> 0:50:42.920 my dad's gonna be so hyped at Terry Bradshaw just 0:50:42.920 --> 0:50:45.400 spanked me on the ass. And he gets so hammered 0:50:45.440 --> 0:50:47.799 that he tips over, cracks his head and he has 0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:48.480 to go to the hospital. 0:50:48.520 --> 0:50:50.720 I think, oh, my gosh, reminds me of a comic. 0:50:51.719 --> 0:50:58.600 Oh, he's from Minnesota, big old fat guy, super super. 0:50:58.360 --> 0:51:03.359 Unhelped Allie Joe prayed it right. 0:51:03.600 --> 0:51:04.520 Yeah, and. 0:51:06.239 --> 0:51:09.839 He uh on stage one time he gets a nosebleed. 0:51:10.600 --> 0:51:13.200 He's hammered. He gets a nosebleed and he can't move. 0:51:13.680 --> 0:51:15.880 He's sitting on the set behind the stage, on the 0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:18.960 behind the curtain because he couldn't walk. He's so fat, 0:51:19.000 --> 0:51:20.720 he couldn't walk up. So you could hear him breathing. 0:51:20.719 --> 0:51:22.719 If you were on stage, in fact, you'd be telling 0:51:22.719 --> 0:51:29.480 your jokes and you just hear like, right and so seriously. 0:51:30.120 --> 0:51:32.200 So he goes out on stage and he's sitting on 0:51:32.280 --> 0:51:33.399 the stool. He's telling jokes. 0:51:33.440 --> 0:51:34.160 He was hilarious. 0:51:34.200 --> 0:51:34.640 He's killing. 0:51:34.760 --> 0:51:35.799 He wipes his nose. 0:51:36.320 --> 0:51:38.760 He's got a white shirt on, he wipes his nose, 0:51:38.880 --> 0:51:41.440 He's got blood all over his sleep and some girl 0:51:41.480 --> 0:51:45.800 in the front goes h gross and he goes strong, Honey, 0:51:45.840 --> 0:51:47.560 don't you know how to party on a Saturday? 0:51:49.200 --> 0:51:51.759 I mean, who are some of the fair people? Like 0:51:51.800 --> 0:51:52.920 you've toured around to travel with? 0:51:53.200 --> 0:51:57.120 Oh man, so many if you like, think to yourself, 0:51:57.239 --> 0:51:58.880 what are a few trips you wish you could go 0:51:58.960 --> 0:52:01.239 back on and repeat? Oh? 0:52:01.440 --> 0:52:06.239 Well, you know, for me, the memories of blue collar God, 0:52:06.400 --> 0:52:09.160 that was just the most amazing time of our lives. 0:52:09.239 --> 0:52:13.840 I mean, we're doing twelve thousand, thirteen thousand, fourteen thousand 0:52:13.960 --> 0:52:18.239 people at night, eight thousand it is insane, and you'd 0:52:18.320 --> 0:52:22.480 show up. And I mean then if like sometimes you 0:52:22.600 --> 0:52:24.920 had to do three days, like we were working too, 0:52:25.880 --> 0:52:28.160 we had our own stuff. So we'd have a show 0:52:28.400 --> 0:52:31.400 like on a Thursday night at an arena, then Friday 0:52:31.480 --> 0:52:34.760 night we did our own thing, then Saturday night, Sunday 0:52:34.800 --> 0:52:38.040 night we're back together, and then one of us that 0:52:38.200 --> 0:52:39.120 have something on a Monday. 0:52:39.120 --> 0:52:40.040 You know, you know what I mean. 0:52:40.200 --> 0:52:43.560 Yeah, So every down there, there'd be a weekend when 0:52:43.880 --> 0:52:46.840 we'd fly in do the show, and then we had 0:52:46.920 --> 0:52:48.120 to leave because we all got to get to the 0:52:48.200 --> 0:52:48.600 next gig. 0:52:48.719 --> 0:52:50.879 We go to the airport, there's four private jets lines. 0:52:52.760 --> 0:52:55.160 We're all getting on our own jet and taking off 0:52:55.200 --> 0:52:56.040 to the next gig. 0:52:56.800 --> 0:52:58.879 Dude, it was a dream come true. 0:52:59.239 --> 0:53:04.279 Is something that I'll never ever get those memories out 0:53:04.280 --> 0:53:06.920 of my head, you know. And now I'm like an 0:53:06.920 --> 0:53:09.239 old country singer. Now I'm like that old country singer 0:53:09.320 --> 0:53:13.319 that had, you know, twenty four number ones. And now 0:53:13.440 --> 0:53:16.320 the years have gone by and you're still selling good tickets, 0:53:16.600 --> 0:53:18.920 but you're not doing twelve thousand a night. You know, 0:53:19.040 --> 0:53:22.399 you're doing twenty seven hundred. So you know it's which 0:53:22.440 --> 0:53:25.600 is still awesome. You know, that's still awesome. But you 0:53:25.719 --> 0:53:28.360 see these younger like Chrysier. I love Chryscher. Bird's a 0:53:28.360 --> 0:53:32.120 buddy mine, but God bless him. I tell them all 0:53:32.120 --> 0:53:35.480 the time, Man, enjoy buddy, it is the most amazing 0:53:35.840 --> 0:53:40.360 experience of your lifetime. And so if I could go 0:53:40.480 --> 0:53:42.479 back in time and recruit, it would just be hanging 0:53:42.520 --> 0:53:45.239 out with those guys and doing that stuff. It was 0:53:45.360 --> 0:53:47.399 so funn And then when I toured on my own, 0:53:48.360 --> 0:53:50.839 I took two opening knocks just because it was something 0:53:50.960 --> 0:53:53.320 fun to do, and there both buddies of mine. But 0:53:53.480 --> 0:53:56.200 we would It would be me and my wife and 0:53:56.360 --> 0:53:59.640 kids on one bus and then at least another bus 0:53:59.680 --> 0:54:01.640 from a crew. So I had six guys on that 0:54:01.800 --> 0:54:04.680 crew to opening an axe, t shirt guy represented from 0:54:04.719 --> 0:54:07.600 the booking agency, a video guy to keep track of 0:54:07.640 --> 0:54:12.040 every the tour manager, and then we bought a tractor trailer. 0:54:12.280 --> 0:54:14.080 I took a tractor trailer with a gym in it, 0:54:15.160 --> 0:54:17.719 and so we would show up grinders. Yeah, we would 0:54:17.760 --> 0:54:18.200 show up. 0:54:18.360 --> 0:54:21.040 Well, we did. We actually work out absolutely. 0:54:21.160 --> 0:54:22.800 I took my buddy Dave with me as a trainer. 0:54:22.800 --> 0:54:24.799 If I didn't take Dave, I didn't lose any weight, 0:54:24.800 --> 0:54:26.640 but I ain't gain anyway, let's put it that way. 0:54:26.960 --> 0:54:29.040 I didn't lose, but I didn't gain. That was the 0:54:29.160 --> 0:54:31.520 purpose of him. But we'd show up. 0:54:32.320 --> 0:54:35.160 We would do three months on ten days off, three 0:54:35.239 --> 0:54:38.080 months on ten days off, three months on ten days off. 0:54:38.440 --> 0:54:41.120 Back when I was touring like crazy, so you're you're 0:54:41.200 --> 0:54:44.279 talking now from two thousand and three, two thousand and 0:54:44.360 --> 0:54:48.279 three to two thousand and eleven until I got the 0:54:48.400 --> 0:54:50.480 History Channel show. That's when I kind of stayed off 0:54:50.520 --> 0:54:52.799 the road. A little bit. But we show up at 0:54:52.840 --> 0:54:54.839 these arenas in the middle of the night. We get 0:54:54.920 --> 0:54:57.200 in in the morning at six o'clock. We'd be sleeping. 0:54:57.239 --> 0:54:59.560 They'd set it up. They'd put the trailer there, they 0:54:59.680 --> 0:55:02.120 put the buses at an L shape. They'd put this 0:55:02.239 --> 0:55:03.440 and nobody can see in there. 0:55:03.719 --> 0:55:04.200 They'd going. 0:55:04.280 --> 0:55:06.320 If it was summer or fall, they'd go in and 0:55:06.360 --> 0:55:07.960 get all the furniture from the green room. 0:55:08.120 --> 0:55:09.239 They'd bring it outside. 0:55:09.320 --> 0:55:11.920 We'd set a living room up outside, put up a 0:55:12.000 --> 0:55:17.080 basketball goal, and we spent all day watching sports on 0:55:17.200 --> 0:55:20.640 the TVs, sitting in the couch, ordered food, had just 0:55:20.920 --> 0:55:25.680 hung out all day. And then if it was football season, 0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:28.440 they'd come out. We'd be watching a game and the 0:55:28.680 --> 0:55:31.040 door of the arena would open up and some guy would. 0:55:30.840 --> 0:55:35.399 Yell, hellarry five minutes. I'd be like, all right, I'd 0:55:35.480 --> 0:55:39.000 get up. I'd run in. I'm walking in. 0:55:39.280 --> 0:55:42.759 He's wrapping Reno or Josh would be wrapping up, introduced me. 0:55:43.000 --> 0:55:46.359 I'd run on stage, do my show, say good night, 0:55:46.800 --> 0:55:49.600 walk down the steps, pop a depe in in, walk outside, 0:55:49.719 --> 0:55:51.959 walk straight to the couch, sit unfinished, watching again. 0:55:52.800 --> 0:55:54.560 Did any the greatest thing of all time? 0:55:55.000 --> 0:55:57.000 I loved it? It was so much fun. 0:55:57.520 --> 0:56:00.440 It's fucking awesome here and you talk about because I 0:56:00.600 --> 0:56:04.279 just remember like being a kid traveling in the in 0:56:04.360 --> 0:56:06.600 the summertime, like baseball tournaments and stuff like that. 0:56:07.280 --> 0:56:10.000 Uh, National Traveling Baseball Team. No big deal. Just I 0:56:10.120 --> 0:56:11.759 hit the four slot too, so I was pretty good. 0:56:12.200 --> 0:56:15.320 But dude, we would like for me and the boys 0:56:15.360 --> 0:56:17.360 would get in the car and we would have our 0:56:17.480 --> 0:56:19.400 mom play the Blue Collar Comedy Tour when we had 0:56:19.400 --> 0:56:21.640 already listened to it on the way to the game, right, 0:56:21.800 --> 0:56:23.680 and like, you know, that's back when it's like CDs 0:56:23.719 --> 0:56:25.600 and you're trying to pop tapes in and shit like that. 0:56:26.239 --> 0:56:29.120 But it's just fucking cool hearing you talk about it 0:56:29.239 --> 0:56:32.200 because when I'm a kid, I just remember being a kid, hey, 0:56:32.280 --> 0:56:34.959 throwing the Blue Collar Comedy Tour like all the boys 0:56:35.000 --> 0:56:36.400 that want to do, and we'd be listening to it 0:56:36.520 --> 0:56:37.480 in between games. 0:56:37.680 --> 0:56:39.439 Oh, yes, it was fun. 0:56:40.560 --> 0:56:43.480 This episode, they're bringing your scrops. 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Let's go back to the episode Let's kill Let's go. 0:58:00.080 --> 0:58:02.240 Did you guys do that again? No? 0:58:02.480 --> 0:58:03.720 Like if I said there, could you guys be like 0:58:03.800 --> 0:58:06.120 fucking that rock band who goes back out on tour. 0:58:06.320 --> 0:58:08.080 Who goes back out on tour and you guys fucking 0:58:08.160 --> 0:58:10.760 hit the cities again, one last two row for the boys. 0:58:11.120 --> 0:58:11.440 You know what? 0:58:11.960 --> 0:58:14.280 No, and you know and I'll tell you why, because 0:58:14.520 --> 0:58:15.560 it's a different world. 0:58:16.760 --> 0:58:16.880 Uh. 0:58:17.400 --> 0:58:20.040 That was that We just we just hit it the 0:58:20.200 --> 0:58:23.120 perfect time and it's one of those things. We were 0:58:23.240 --> 0:58:25.520 all top of our game and we were just so 0:58:25.720 --> 0:58:29.040 excited and it was fun and it's just man, that's 0:58:29.120 --> 0:58:32.240 something that we thought about doing it again. But here's 0:58:32.280 --> 0:58:34.680 what you don't want. When you have something that that 0:58:35.000 --> 0:58:37.640 was that cool, you know, I mean still the top 0:58:37.760 --> 0:58:41.680 grossing tour of all time. Yeah, So when you have 0:58:41.920 --> 0:58:45.200 something that cool, you want to do it again just 0:58:45.200 --> 0:58:47.240 because it's fun. You want to get back together. But 0:58:47.440 --> 0:58:50.520 when you think about it, it's like you people are 0:58:50.600 --> 0:58:53.120 gonna come to it, and there's what you don't want. 0:58:53.440 --> 0:58:54.240 You don't want them to go. 0:58:54.680 --> 0:58:55.720 Oh man, that was good. 0:58:55.840 --> 0:58:56.400 That was good. 0:58:56.520 --> 0:58:58.920 But man, it wasn't like back in the day. Back 0:58:58.960 --> 0:59:01.320 in the day, those guys you don't want to Back 0:59:01.360 --> 0:59:03.000 in the day, you don't want them to go. It 0:59:03.120 --> 0:59:05.680 was funny, but man, back in the day, yeah, you 0:59:05.720 --> 0:59:07.560 don't want that. So you want to leave them with 0:59:07.640 --> 0:59:08.120 the memory. 0:59:08.600 --> 0:59:11.040 Oh wow, it's like me and the seventy six Raiders. 0:59:11.440 --> 0:59:14.040 You know, yeah, I always got that memory. You know, 0:59:14.400 --> 0:59:17.040 that's the team, that's that one team. You know that 0:59:17.160 --> 0:59:20.440 team ain't gonna play again. Yeah, that's my memory. So no, 0:59:21.040 --> 0:59:24.520 as much we love each other and we're all buddies, 0:59:25.280 --> 0:59:27.680 but everybody is doing so many different things. Great Jeff's 0:59:27.720 --> 0:59:31.400 guy had little grand kid now and he's not you know, 0:59:31.520 --> 0:59:33.960 I'm only doing I'm only wanting to do twenty two 0:59:34.000 --> 0:59:37.280 to twenty five shows a year or so, spend time 0:59:37.360 --> 0:59:40.240 with my family. So I think that that bird is fun. 0:59:40.320 --> 0:59:42.120 But it was sure fun when it lasted, it was 0:59:42.160 --> 0:59:42.400 sure a. 0:59:42.400 --> 0:59:44.760 Good Why don't you think like other comedians kind of 0:59:44.800 --> 0:59:47.000 try and use that blueprint? 0:59:47.520 --> 0:59:48.040 I feel like it. 0:59:48.040 --> 0:59:50.600 Doesn't happen, Like it hasn't really Like if I were 0:59:50.640 --> 0:59:53.800 to think of comedians, I'm like, oh, the standard would 0:59:53.800 --> 0:59:55.760 be blue collar comedy tour. It's like, hey, why don't 0:59:55.760 --> 0:59:57.680 you guys do like the blue collar comedy tour did, 0:59:57.680 --> 0:59:58.920 and you guys fucking tour around? 0:59:59.120 --> 1:00:01.520 Yeah, you know what, here's the thing. It's like, it 1:00:01.680 --> 1:00:03.880 just has to catch. Magic has to happen, and it 1:00:04.040 --> 1:00:06.600 just and you don't plan it. It just, man, this 1:00:06.760 --> 1:00:07.280 wasn't playing. 1:00:07.320 --> 1:00:09.360 This is something. Let's give it a shot. Let's tour together, 1:00:09.440 --> 1:00:11.000 see what happens. And it hit. 1:00:11.200 --> 1:00:14.880 It was magic. Something happened. It just at the right time, 1:00:14.960 --> 1:00:18.640 we said, the right whatever. It just connected with people 1:00:18.880 --> 1:00:21.320 at a certain time of people's lives. 1:00:21.880 --> 1:00:23.320 So I don't think you can do that again. 1:00:23.400 --> 1:00:24.800 Now we did. This was funny. 1:00:24.840 --> 1:00:27.320 I go, you know, I play all these golf events, 1:00:27.800 --> 1:00:28.160 and so. 1:00:30.960 --> 1:00:34.080 Cedric the Entertainer's a buddy of mine, okay, and George 1:00:34.160 --> 1:00:35.520 Lopez is a buddy of mine. 1:00:35.680 --> 1:00:37.520 You know. I used to do the Lopez the show. 1:00:38.200 --> 1:00:42.480 And so we're golfing together one time, and we honestly 1:00:42.640 --> 1:00:45.120 thought about doing it. We thought it would be pretty funny, 1:00:45.160 --> 1:00:47.920 but then we just didn't pursue it. But we're golfing 1:00:47.960 --> 1:00:52.280 and George Lopez goes, man, hey Holmes, we're a tour together. 1:00:53.200 --> 1:00:56.720 How cool would this be? Us three tour together. We 1:00:56.840 --> 1:00:57.320 could call it. 1:00:58.120 --> 1:01:00.840 We could call it A black guy, a Mexican and 1:01:00.920 --> 1:01:03.560 a redneck walking a bark and we could tour with 1:01:03.680 --> 1:01:04.360 that title. 1:01:04.560 --> 1:01:06.600 And I'm like, going, dude, that's fine with me. I 1:01:06.680 --> 1:01:07.560 think it'd be awesome. 1:01:07.920 --> 1:01:10.360 But we never really pursued it, but I thought it 1:01:10.440 --> 1:01:14.720 was a good idea, you know, hilarious. Oh it'd be 1:01:15.040 --> 1:01:17.040 It's like it's like that type of like humor that 1:01:17.560 --> 1:01:19.440 is good for the world right now, Like you. 1:01:19.520 --> 1:01:23.760 Get absolutely that's the cool thing about comedians' we'll get 1:01:23.840 --> 1:01:26.200 them in trouble. They go out in the real world 1:01:26.280 --> 1:01:28.280 and they think the whole world is like a comedian, 1:01:28.360 --> 1:01:31.040 like they are, and has a sense of humor. But 1:01:31.160 --> 1:01:34.960 when you're in a green room with all ethnic necessities, 1:01:36.360 --> 1:01:39.800 ethnic ethnicities, when you're in a room with all the 1:01:39.840 --> 1:01:42.560 bare necessities. Now, when you're in a green room, I 1:01:42.640 --> 1:01:45.560 mean you got four black comics, you got three white comics, 1:01:45.640 --> 1:01:48.440 you got a Mexican comic, and you got three different 1:01:48.600 --> 1:01:49.920 religions represented. 1:01:51.480 --> 1:01:54.000 Were just it's like the locker room. 1:01:54.360 --> 1:01:57.400 Yeah, the jokes are flying and you're picking on each 1:01:57.480 --> 1:02:01.200 other and at the end of the day, your buddies, man, 1:02:01.680 --> 1:02:05.200 your buddies, and it's slow for it's all for the 1:02:05.560 --> 1:02:08.240 laugh of it. Yeah, And so I think that's what 1:02:08.360 --> 1:02:10.480 gets some communedians in trouble. Then they go out and 1:02:10.560 --> 1:02:12.760 they think the rest of the world is like they are, 1:02:13.240 --> 1:02:14.640 and they're not, And then they get in trouble because 1:02:14.640 --> 1:02:16.880 they say something they probably shouldn't said. Well wait a minute, 1:02:17.680 --> 1:02:19.640 but I don't find that, you know. Yeah, so I 1:02:19.680 --> 1:02:21.240 think that's what gets some people in trouble. 1:02:21.240 --> 1:02:22.520 I don't know how we got on that topic, but 1:02:23.640 --> 1:02:25.760 I think it was something with my traveling baseball team. 1:02:25.760 --> 1:02:28.760 I can't It must be right, dude, if you had 1:02:28.800 --> 1:02:32.480 to r if you had to be trans if you 1:02:32.520 --> 1:02:35.800 had to be transparent in rank all four of you 1:02:35.920 --> 1:02:37.000 on the blue Collar Comedy Tour? 1:02:37.040 --> 1:02:38.600 Who what's the order me? 1:02:39.800 --> 1:02:40.200 I love that. 1:02:40.360 --> 1:02:41.680 I'm glad. I'm glad you did that. 1:02:41.800 --> 1:02:43.920 Usually people like, oh, I won't count me, I'll do 1:02:44.040 --> 1:02:47.360 me last, But I fucking love that, bro I number one. 1:02:47.560 --> 1:02:52.440 Uh no, in all honesty, look uh whenever. This is 1:02:52.520 --> 1:02:55.240 what made us six, I think pretty successful. 1:02:55.280 --> 1:02:57.280 We already know we're not getting rankings boys. 1:02:57.200 --> 1:03:02.920 No jealousy, no jealous see whatsoever. If Ron got some 1:03:03.520 --> 1:03:05.840 that we didn't get, it was good. It was like 1:03:05.920 --> 1:03:08.120 the Eagles, remember when they did that thing. It was 1:03:08.240 --> 1:03:10.720 good for the band, it was good for and it 1:03:10.880 --> 1:03:12.880 was it was good for the group. If Ron got 1:03:13.000 --> 1:03:16.840 some that I didn't get, hey, man, that's awesome because 1:03:16.880 --> 1:03:19.560 that only helps us out, you know, so everything that 1:03:19.680 --> 1:03:22.520 happened to each individual person was good for us as 1:03:22.600 --> 1:03:23.040 a whole. 1:03:23.560 --> 1:03:26.720 And we never were jealous. We never got into that, 1:03:26.960 --> 1:03:28.680 and it really helped the settle up. 1:03:28.680 --> 1:03:31.800 But if I had to labels, like if you're sitting 1:03:31.840 --> 1:03:33.720 there watching all you guys, we were all. 1:03:33.680 --> 1:03:36.240 Three, here's the thing. It's hard because we're all three different, 1:03:37.320 --> 1:03:40.080 very different. The thing that was cool about me when 1:03:40.160 --> 1:03:42.920 I came along, you know, they'd already done. I'm like 1:03:42.960 --> 1:03:45.320 the ringo star. Blue collar came along when they already 1:03:45.320 --> 1:03:47.440 did about ten of them, and they were looking for 1:03:47.480 --> 1:03:50.440 a replacement. It was originally Jeff in his opening act 1:03:50.480 --> 1:03:52.680 and billing his opening act, but Bill's opening act. 1:03:52.960 --> 1:03:54.760 They just didn't think he was blue collar enough. 1:03:55.080 --> 1:03:56.760 So I got the audition for that, which is a 1:03:56.800 --> 1:03:59.360 funny story which I'll tell you too, but so you 1:03:59.480 --> 1:04:01.760 can't really I was the one liner guy. 1:04:01.840 --> 1:04:02.920 I was completely different. 1:04:03.000 --> 1:04:06.160 So that's why the thing with the stools was awesome 1:04:06.240 --> 1:04:09.920 with me in there, because everybody had with storytellers, so 1:04:10.040 --> 1:04:12.560 you have to like go from one story to another 1:04:12.640 --> 1:04:16.680 and try and you know, thread them together. Well, with 1:04:16.840 --> 1:04:18.680 me up there, you didn't need to thread them together 1:04:19.160 --> 1:04:20.280 because somebody finished the. 1:04:20.320 --> 1:04:23.520 Story and that would trigger eight jokes. So I'd be 1:04:23.600 --> 1:04:25.760 like boom boom boom boom boom. 1:04:25.840 --> 1:04:29.040 Right, and everybody laughed, and then Ron would go, yeah, hey, 1:04:29.080 --> 1:04:31.840 you know what reminds me but you know, and it 1:04:31.920 --> 1:04:34.440 would lead him into one of his stories. So it 1:04:34.560 --> 1:04:36.880 was perfect thread. I was the perfect little thread to 1:04:36.920 --> 1:04:39.840 interject and tie things together. We were all unique, we 1:04:39.920 --> 1:04:42.720 all had something different. If I had to pick, who's 1:04:42.760 --> 1:04:47.160 the funniest, Obviously, one of my all time favorite comedians, 1:04:47.200 --> 1:04:50.080 and I say because he's my buddy, was Jeff. Jeff 1:04:50.320 --> 1:04:53.440 was a groundbreaker and for what he did, you know, 1:04:55.040 --> 1:04:58.040 as far as that kind of southern type comedy, and 1:04:59.360 --> 1:05:01.680 he opened a lot of doors. There was a lot 1:05:01.760 --> 1:05:03.760 of guys down there, but Jeff is the one that 1:05:03.960 --> 1:05:09.720 everybody knows about. And uh, but man, off stage hilarious. 1:05:10.160 --> 1:05:11.760 I tell him all the time, you're funny on off 1:05:11.800 --> 1:05:13.920 stage and you're on stage, and on stage you're hilarious. 1:05:14.160 --> 1:05:16.840 His you might be a Redneck and games Rednecks play. 1:05:17.280 --> 1:05:20.280 If you re listen to those, they're two of literally 1:05:20.880 --> 1:05:22.640 the funniest CDs. 1:05:22.240 --> 1:05:24.200 I've ever heard of my life. Like Belly Laugh, Like 1:05:24.280 --> 1:05:27.680 I got to the league Belly Laugh, right, and then 1:05:27.720 --> 1:05:29.320 the rest of us. I would put us all the 1:05:29.360 --> 1:05:31.120 seat because we all. I'm not going to put anybody 1:05:31.240 --> 1:05:32.760 for anybody else because I love all those guys. But 1:05:32.880 --> 1:05:38.640 you said the US, well, Bill and Ron, I would 1:05:38.680 --> 1:05:41.720 put all of us in the same category. I would 1:05:41.720 --> 1:05:43.000 say Jeff and then US three. 1:05:43.840 --> 1:05:47.160 You could pick. But when I got the gig, this 1:05:47.360 --> 1:05:49.479 is funny. When I got the gig, Ron I didn't. 1:05:49.560 --> 1:05:52.120 I only met Ron twice. I didn't know Bill at all. 1:05:52.720 --> 1:05:57.080 So when I went to audition first shows in South Carolina, 1:05:57.240 --> 1:05:58.840 and I was already on the radio because I. 1:05:59.120 --> 1:06:01.520 I was pushing He's Caroline, all right. 1:06:02.080 --> 1:06:05.880 I was pushing my wares on the radio, character right, 1:06:06.480 --> 1:06:09.160 and so I was selling out shows. And everywhere I 1:06:09.240 --> 1:06:11.240 was doing the character, I was selling out shows. So 1:06:11.320 --> 1:06:14.080 I wasn't calling me South Carolina, the punchline, the punchlines 1:06:14.680 --> 1:06:15.240 South Carolina. 1:06:15.560 --> 1:06:16.680 I was packing it out. 1:06:17.080 --> 1:06:19.040 So when I heard my audition night was going to 1:06:19.080 --> 1:06:21.400 be in South Carolina, I'm like, oh man, I freaking 1:06:21.480 --> 1:06:26.680 kill I can't wait. But Ron never, Ron never, h 1:06:27.080 --> 1:06:28.960 Ron never came up to. 1:06:29.040 --> 1:06:31.160 Watch the opening act. He knew what he was like, 1:06:31.360 --> 1:06:31.880 and he didn't. 1:06:32.400 --> 1:06:34.560 Ron would only come up, We're only doing ten minutes, 1:06:35.120 --> 1:06:37.760 so Ron would just come up at the very last second, 1:06:37.840 --> 1:06:40.000 walk out on stage and go back, and you know 1:06:40.240 --> 1:06:41.320 he's back at drinking. 1:06:41.560 --> 1:06:45.400 Yeah, yeah, I've always got that whiskey. 1:06:45.600 --> 1:06:47.480 Yeah, he's awesome. I love him to death. 1:06:47.720 --> 1:06:50.400 So but they said, uh, he wanted to see me 1:06:50.520 --> 1:06:52.360 because he heard of what I was doing, but he 1:06:52.480 --> 1:06:55.200 never seen me, so he went to come watch because 1:06:55.200 --> 1:06:55.960 he's going up next. 1:06:56.080 --> 1:06:58.440 Yeah, and the guy that booked the show. 1:07:00.160 --> 1:07:02.240 Said, we knew that you were going to get hired 1:07:02.400 --> 1:07:05.360 after that first night, because Ron would never watch anybody. 1:07:05.520 --> 1:07:06.560 He came up to watch you. 1:07:08.200 --> 1:07:13.640 Two minutes in, You're like twenty jokes in, you're firing 1:07:13.680 --> 1:07:17.520 out these one liners and the crowds dying and flying 1:07:17.640 --> 1:07:18.960 Getter guns are flying. 1:07:19.720 --> 1:07:22.760 Said Ron lit a cigarette and went. 1:07:24.960 --> 1:07:29.360 Shit. As soon as he did that, they go, we 1:07:29.480 --> 1:07:30.720 knew you were gonna get hired. 1:07:31.240 --> 1:07:34.960 But he'll even say it kind of little fire under 1:07:35.040 --> 1:07:37.200 him to just like pick it up because he was 1:07:37.280 --> 1:07:38.400 just kind of going through the motions. 1:07:38.440 --> 1:07:38.960 He'll tell you that. 1:07:39.000 --> 1:07:41.200 And the night showed up and it was like boom 1:07:41.240 --> 1:07:45.160 boom boom, and it made everything back, It made everything 1:07:45.240 --> 1:07:46.040 step up the game. 1:07:46.120 --> 1:07:46.800 It was awesome. 1:07:47.360 --> 1:07:49.480 It was, dude, that's fucking cool. Why why is it? 1:07:49.640 --> 1:07:49.760 Uh? 1:07:50.120 --> 1:07:53.000 You say audition like comedians had the audition to be 1:07:53.040 --> 1:07:54.360 a part of the blue Collar Comedy Tour. 1:07:54.560 --> 1:07:56.720 Yeah, they wanted Like I knew Jeff's like one of 1:07:56.800 --> 1:07:59.680 my best friends, but he wanted the other guys to 1:07:59.720 --> 1:08:00.600 see I was doing. 1:08:00.920 --> 1:08:03.320 So was it Jeff and somebody else that was trying 1:08:03.320 --> 1:08:04.640 to put it on together and be like, let's find 1:08:04.680 --> 1:08:05.200 our fourth guy. 1:08:05.320 --> 1:08:05.880 It was Jeff. 1:08:06.120 --> 1:08:08.920 They all made the decision, Jeff bill Ing Vall, Ron White, 1:08:09.600 --> 1:08:13.440 the manager our their manager at the time, and the 1:08:13.520 --> 1:08:14.240 two promoters. 1:08:14.360 --> 1:08:15.960 I just wanted to see how it meshed. 1:08:16.160 --> 1:08:18.679 You got to mesh with them, and Jeff was standing 1:08:18.760 --> 1:08:20.519 on the table being like, I want you to see 1:08:20.560 --> 1:08:20.880 my guy. 1:08:21.080 --> 1:08:24.479 Oh yeah, And so it just meshed good. I mean 1:08:24.560 --> 1:08:27.960 I got along with everybody. We're all friends right off 1:08:28.000 --> 1:08:29.840 the bat I mean, Ron and I hit it off 1:08:29.880 --> 1:08:32.800 off the bat. Ron and I always have we have 1:08:33.720 --> 1:08:36.880 one moment that and I always whenever I talked to Ron, 1:08:37.479 --> 1:08:40.080 I always think about this moment. But when we were 1:08:40.200 --> 1:08:44.040 on there, we were just six months in, we hadn't 1:08:44.040 --> 1:08:46.720 even taped the first CD yet, and we went to 1:08:46.840 --> 1:08:49.599 Jeff's house, which I had called the lakeitha inn. 1:08:51.080 --> 1:08:51.879 And things amazing. 1:08:52.680 --> 1:08:52.800 You know. 1:08:52.920 --> 1:08:54.880 He would get up in the morning and he'd have 1:08:55.000 --> 1:08:57.519 a cup of coffee. You need to shoot ten arrows. 1:08:57.600 --> 1:09:01.479 It is it is, it is deer. It is fake 1:09:01.640 --> 1:09:03.880 deer out tre in the woods by Chattoocher River. And 1:09:03.920 --> 1:09:05.760 then he'd go up to the second deck and he'd 1:09:05.880 --> 1:09:09.200 shoot ten arrows into his fake deer by the chattoos River. 1:09:09.640 --> 1:09:11.160 Then he go up for the third deck and he 1:09:11.640 --> 1:09:14.599 shoot his arrows. I mean he did that every morning. 1:09:14.920 --> 1:09:17.800 So we got in the house and the first thing 1:09:17.960 --> 1:09:18.759 ron says. 1:09:18.640 --> 1:09:20.040 Is man with. 1:09:22.080 --> 1:09:26.880 Oh, this is so unattainable. And I said, hey, Ronnie, 1:09:27.080 --> 1:09:30.040 you never know, Man, this pretty good too. He man, 1:09:30.360 --> 1:09:34.400 we're you know, you never know, never say it's unattainable, 1:09:34.960 --> 1:09:37.240 because we work hard, keep at it. 1:09:37.640 --> 1:09:40.799 We get had this too. I remember, we both remember 1:09:40.880 --> 1:09:43.200 that moment and then there it is, you know, a 1:09:43.320 --> 1:09:44.759 year and a half later, boom. 1:09:45.400 --> 1:09:48.280 Now you know, when did you guys realize like what 1:09:49.800 --> 1:09:50.800 what moment did you rise? 1:09:50.880 --> 1:09:51.000 Oh? 1:09:51.120 --> 1:09:51.400 Fuck? 1:09:51.560 --> 1:09:55.080 Like we not only do we have something like we thought, 1:09:55.120 --> 1:09:57.400 but this is way bigger, this is taking off way 1:09:57.520 --> 1:09:58.519 faster than I thought I would. 1:09:58.560 --> 1:10:00.760 Like what moment did that happen when we showed up 1:10:00.880 --> 1:10:03.360 at a show and there's like a line of supermodels 1:10:03.400 --> 1:10:09.240 waiting on us to get there. And when I say supermodels, 1:10:09.280 --> 1:10:11.679 people women from waffle house. 1:10:13.720 --> 1:10:17.360 No, you know what, it just kind of happened. 1:10:18.360 --> 1:10:20.439 It just got bigger and bigger, and the crowds and 1:10:20.560 --> 1:10:24.760 the crowds were more fanatical and more fanatical, and that's 1:10:24.840 --> 1:10:25.360 when you knew. 1:10:25.479 --> 1:10:28.680 You're like, holy crap, this is insane. It's kind of 1:10:28.720 --> 1:10:28.920 like my. 1:10:29.000 --> 1:10:31.840 Career when we started going off and doing our own things. 1:10:32.400 --> 1:10:32.600 You know. 1:10:33.840 --> 1:10:37.360 I started out from blue collar just doing a theater 1:10:37.439 --> 1:10:38.719 to see if we can sell a theater. 1:10:39.360 --> 1:10:42.360 We did okay, you know. Then the album comes out 1:10:43.200 --> 1:10:43.759 and then. 1:10:46.080 --> 1:10:49.160 They said we're gonna try a couple more theaters, and 1:10:49.840 --> 1:10:52.960 so I went out with Merle Haggard for six shows 1:10:54.080 --> 1:10:55.920 to get used to work in the theater because I 1:10:55.960 --> 1:10:59.439 was comedy clubs other than the arena, you know. But 1:10:59.560 --> 1:11:03.600 I'm with the guys, and uh, I said okay, and 1:11:05.760 --> 1:11:07.960 we sold. These theaters are selling out. And then one 1:11:08.040 --> 1:11:09.960 day my manager goes, hey, we're gonna work some arenas 1:11:10.720 --> 1:11:12.360 and I'm like going get out of here. 1:11:12.400 --> 1:11:13.360 I got no selling. 1:11:13.479 --> 1:11:14.920 Stupid arena is nuts. 1:11:15.560 --> 1:11:17.080 Seriously, that's what I thought. Yeah. 1:11:17.400 --> 1:11:21.360 And the cool thing is in Steve Martin's book, he 1:11:21.560 --> 1:11:25.600 has his date book and he talks about how it 1:11:25.760 --> 1:11:28.080 started getting big and when he knew it was getting big, 1:11:28.920 --> 1:11:32.599 and he printed his date book with where he was working, 1:11:33.840 --> 1:11:36.040 same places that I was working, those same arenas. 1:11:36.640 --> 1:11:37.679 You know, it was really cool. 1:11:37.760 --> 1:11:39.439 So they told me I'm gonna work these arenas and 1:11:39.479 --> 1:11:41.720 I told him they're stupid, and there's no way this 1:11:41.880 --> 1:11:43.479 is happening. I mean, I just did a theater for 1:11:43.520 --> 1:11:46.479 twelve hundred. Yeah, we did good, but it's twelve hundred people. Yeah, 1:11:46.520 --> 1:11:48.759 you know, we yeah, but this one was seventeen hundreds, 1:11:48.800 --> 1:11:53.360 so maybe you know. And so they put they put, 1:11:53.479 --> 1:11:57.320 like I think, to start off with eleven arenas. They 1:11:57.400 --> 1:12:02.439 booked eleven arenas and they went on sale. I didn't 1:12:02.439 --> 1:12:04.920 even think about it, you know, I didn't even think 1:12:04.960 --> 1:12:09.800 about it. And the guy that the promoter called me, 1:12:09.880 --> 1:12:15.160 he says he did seen new ticket counts. I said, oh, Mikey, 1:12:15.560 --> 1:12:19.720 don't tell me. Are we tanking? He goes tanking? Are 1:12:19.760 --> 1:12:20.439 you kidding me? 1:12:21.200 --> 1:12:23.560 We're already sold out? And like seven of them. I 1:12:23.680 --> 1:12:26.320 go get out of here. He goes, no, here's your. 1:12:26.320 --> 1:12:31.400 Tank's Hershey Center, Pennsylvania. Ten than eight hundred already sold. 1:12:31.479 --> 1:12:34.760 You went on sale two hours ago. That's when I knew. 1:12:35.040 --> 1:12:39.040 It was like, Holy smoked, I can't believe this is happening. 1:12:39.439 --> 1:12:42.599 I mean, I'm very blessed. I just feel so blessed. 1:12:43.640 --> 1:12:44.400 It was just fun. 1:12:44.560 --> 1:12:47.000 But I owe all that to the guys. I mean, 1:12:47.320 --> 1:12:50.680 that was a successful tour and it just added all 1:12:50.760 --> 1:12:52.720 that other stuff. That's why when I see guys now 1:12:53.160 --> 1:12:55.600 like Burt, I love Burt Man. He's so funny. But 1:12:55.680 --> 1:12:58.280 when I see guys like Burt, guys like that and 1:12:58.360 --> 1:13:01.599 there's it's happening for them, I'm so happy for them 1:13:01.760 --> 1:13:03.960 because they're good guys and they're funny. 1:13:04.479 --> 1:13:06.160 And just the fact that you're a stand up. 1:13:06.200 --> 1:13:08.000 In your whole life, you want to be a stand 1:13:08.080 --> 1:13:09.600 up and you just want to make a living at it, 1:13:10.200 --> 1:13:11.519 but you want to find your audience. 1:13:11.600 --> 1:13:12.840 You want people to like what you do. 1:13:13.240 --> 1:13:16.720 And so when your audience finds you and you find 1:13:16.760 --> 1:13:18.640 the people you connect with and it just goes through 1:13:18.680 --> 1:13:19.000 the roof. 1:13:19.400 --> 1:13:22.000 Man, that's the coolest thing ever. So all those guys 1:13:22.080 --> 1:13:24.639 that are doing that, I'm so happy for him, proud 1:13:24.680 --> 1:13:27.080 of them and it's awesome. 1:13:26.800 --> 1:13:29.160 Dude, I love Like you can see it in your 1:13:29.160 --> 1:13:30.920 face too, Like listen to you reflect on it all 1:13:31.000 --> 1:13:34.479 is really cool, like a what like developing Larry the 1:13:34.560 --> 1:13:38.120 cable guy, developing this character the comedy. You always want 1:13:38.160 --> 1:13:40.080 to be a stand up comedian and then you're like 1:13:40.479 --> 1:13:42.000 you can see when you're like when you find your 1:13:42.040 --> 1:13:43.680 audience and you're working on this and you just want 1:13:43.720 --> 1:13:44.840 to make a living and do all this. 1:13:45.360 --> 1:13:47.120 Like when you look back on it, like what was 1:13:47.200 --> 1:13:48.439 that development like? Or what things? 1:13:48.439 --> 1:13:50.000 Do you feel like you wasted too much time on 1:13:50.760 --> 1:13:52.760 to where you're like you start to find your groove, 1:13:52.800 --> 1:13:54.320 you start to work on the right craft. 1:13:54.320 --> 1:13:55.760 You're like, man, I can't believe I'm worried about that 1:13:55.800 --> 1:13:56.960 back in the day. Yeah, you know what. 1:13:57.360 --> 1:13:59.840 In Steve Martin's book, he says, and he's true, it 1:14:00.080 --> 1:14:02.960 takes a good ten years to really get comfortable with 1:14:03.080 --> 1:14:06.000 yourself to where you can just go on stage a guy, whatever, 1:14:06.040 --> 1:14:08.000 I'm doing this, I don't care, I'm doing this joke. 1:14:08.040 --> 1:14:10.600 I'm gonna try out this. You're then you're comfortable and 1:14:10.680 --> 1:14:13.400 you find your voice, you find who you are. He said, 1:14:13.400 --> 1:14:15.320 he's thinking about ten years to figure that out from 1:14:15.479 --> 1:14:18.439 open mic and and stand up for me. You know, 1:14:18.560 --> 1:14:20.439 I was doing okay, I mean it was selling. 1:14:20.560 --> 1:14:22.160 You know. I had a unique act. 1:14:22.320 --> 1:14:27.120 I was one liner's very slapsticky, goofy stuff, you know. 1:14:28.160 --> 1:14:30.840 And so for some extra money, a buddy of mine 1:14:32.280 --> 1:14:34.639 said they needed some characters. I used to do characters 1:14:34.720 --> 1:14:36.240 on stage, some fun characters. 1:14:36.560 --> 1:14:39.240 Yeah, you know. I used to do an old lady 1:14:40.760 --> 1:14:43.280 from Boca from Boker, you know. 1:14:43.400 --> 1:14:44.880 I used to do that. And so I did a 1:14:44.960 --> 1:14:49.000 bunch of stupid characters. And so my buddy had me 1:14:49.400 --> 1:14:53.479 call his morning show doing characters. And uh, when I 1:14:53.600 --> 1:14:56.479 was Larry the Cable Guy and it got super stink 1:14:56.560 --> 1:14:59.640 and popular, I would just call up and do commentaries. 1:14:59.720 --> 1:15:02.920 And I wanted to be I loved all in the family, 1:15:03.479 --> 1:15:05.880 and I loved the Archie Bunker. I thought it was hilarious. 1:15:06.600 --> 1:15:09.640 But Archie, you know, Archie was a jerk, you know, 1:15:09.840 --> 1:15:13.519 but Archie was funny, you know, And so I wanted 1:15:13.640 --> 1:15:18.799 to make a character like that but be as likable 1:15:18.840 --> 1:15:22.600 as I could, just be dumb but not knowing that 1:15:22.720 --> 1:15:25.120 I'm being dumb, you know what I mean. So I 1:15:25.240 --> 1:15:28.639 came up with Larry the Cable Guy. And they wanted 1:15:28.680 --> 1:15:30.479 me to call it. I pretend it was a cable guy, 1:15:31.120 --> 1:15:32.800 and so when I first called the radio said I 1:15:32.840 --> 1:15:35.519 didn't have a name for it. So the first thing 1:15:35.560 --> 1:15:37.280 when they asked me my name, the first thing that 1:15:37.320 --> 1:15:39.960 popped in my head was my buddy Larry, who has 1:15:40.000 --> 1:15:41.000 a belt that says. 1:15:40.920 --> 1:15:41.560 Larry on it. 1:15:42.479 --> 1:15:46.439 So I just pounded this Larry and it stuck. And 1:15:46.560 --> 1:15:49.880 of course it was all theater of the mind. I'm 1:15:49.960 --> 1:15:52.360 not doing some of this stuff on stage. I mean, 1:15:52.560 --> 1:15:55.880 you know, I learned from the Howard Stern school of 1:15:56.000 --> 1:16:01.040 radio when I did radio. You gotta be funny because 1:16:01.080 --> 1:16:05.439 people want to be entertained. You gotta be a little 1:16:05.640 --> 1:16:08.960 shocking because you want to say something to where people go, 1:16:09.640 --> 1:16:11.040 what did that guy just say? 1:16:12.160 --> 1:16:12.320 Now? 1:16:12.360 --> 1:16:14.519 They want to hear it next week or the next 1:16:14.600 --> 1:16:16.760 day because they want to hear what you're saying. So 1:16:16.960 --> 1:16:19.720 people that don't like you are tuning in just as 1:16:19.800 --> 1:16:23.080 much as people that do like you, because they want 1:16:23.120 --> 1:16:25.720 to hear what you're saying. Right, Some because they just 1:16:25.800 --> 1:16:28.040 want to laugh and they think it's funny. Others because 1:16:28.040 --> 1:16:29.680 they're like, that's ton of a bitch, you know what 1:16:29.720 --> 1:16:30.000 I mean. 1:16:30.800 --> 1:16:31.880 So that's what I did. 1:16:31.960 --> 1:16:34.040 I wrote these commentaries, and what I would do is 1:16:34.080 --> 1:16:37.000 I would write commentaries, just a regular commentary. Somebody would 1:16:37.000 --> 1:16:40.479 write a social commentary. They're all social commentaries. Then I 1:16:40.520 --> 1:16:44.960 would pretty much ruin the entire commentary by adding as 1:16:45.040 --> 1:16:51.519 many titty and furt jokes as I possibly could, right, yeah, right, 1:16:51.800 --> 1:16:56.240 just anything that a fifteen year old, a freshman in 1:16:56.320 --> 1:16:58.000 high school laughs at, that's what. 1:16:58.080 --> 1:17:02.000 I'm doing, and me getting the guard throwing, and then and. 1:17:02.120 --> 1:17:04.920 Then I wanted to throw something, and we're like, WHOA, 1:17:06.120 --> 1:17:08.040 I can't believe you would say that. But it was 1:17:08.120 --> 1:17:12.200 the nineties. You got away with everything, you know, until 1:17:12.240 --> 1:17:14.439 what's your name popped the boob out on Super Bowl. 1:17:14.920 --> 1:17:19.040 Janet Jackson then ruined FCC came down on everybody. That's 1:17:19.040 --> 1:17:20.559 about time I started getting popular. 1:17:20.600 --> 1:17:23.439 So it was like, okay, come out, you know. 1:17:23.960 --> 1:17:27.040 But it got and it and it worked because I 1:17:27.120 --> 1:17:30.880 would I would hear comments like I can't believe the A, 1:17:31.040 --> 1:17:33.920 it's just Larry Mail, here's funny, here's some whole guy 1:17:34.040 --> 1:17:35.280 up and you don't mean nothing by that. 1:17:35.320 --> 1:17:36.559 He's super nice guy, you know, that. 1:17:36.640 --> 1:17:37.040 Kind of thing. 1:17:37.800 --> 1:17:40.160 And so I never expected to ever do it on 1:17:40.320 --> 1:17:44.200 stage because I'm not. I'm not really on my stage 1:17:44.240 --> 1:17:45.960 act wasn't politics. It was. 1:17:47.720 --> 1:17:49.040 Goofy Oneliner. Yeah. 1:17:49.920 --> 1:17:52.439 Well, as time went by, I. 1:17:52.479 --> 1:17:57.839 Got syndicated into from Tampa into Orlando, then from Orlando 1:17:57.960 --> 1:18:02.800 into Tulsa, Oklahoma, in the ball Timore, Maryland into Omaha, Nebraska, 1:18:04.920 --> 1:18:07.599 and uh I went to do a show. 1:18:08.439 --> 1:18:10.360 I wasn't doing it, just doing me. 1:18:10.960 --> 1:18:14.720 I was doing a show in Saint Petersburg, Florida, and 1:18:15.200 --> 1:18:18.280 Larry the Cable Guy was huge in Florida, it was 1:18:18.360 --> 1:18:21.719 getting big in Baltimore, starting to kick ass in Tulsa, 1:18:22.120 --> 1:18:23.960 and it was doing good in Omaha because I was 1:18:24.040 --> 1:18:29.880 calling Tyler at Lomo and my buddy bills me as 1:18:30.160 --> 1:18:32.719 Dan Whitney aka. 1:18:32.560 --> 1:18:35.840 Larry the Cable Guy from the ninety five Y and 1:18:36.040 --> 1:18:38.200 F and I didn't know it. 1:18:39.000 --> 1:18:41.240 And I drove over to do the show and it 1:18:41.400 --> 1:18:45.719 was in a holiday inn in Saint Pete McCurdy's. 1:18:45.120 --> 1:18:49.519 Comedy Club, and uh, a buddy of mine, ain't. 1:18:49.320 --> 1:18:52.040 No place to park, and I'm like, what is going on? 1:18:52.280 --> 1:18:57.840 Freaking holiday in on Friday. I finally park. I parked 1:18:57.840 --> 1:18:59.680 way the hell out there, and I walk in and go, man, 1:19:00.240 --> 1:19:01.640 what's going They got it? Like, what do you got 1:19:01.680 --> 1:19:04.040 a wedding or something. He goes, Dude, they're here to 1:19:04.080 --> 1:19:04.400 see you. 1:19:05.280 --> 1:19:07.400 Literally. I go, what I do. 1:19:09.800 --> 1:19:11.880 To what I said, because I mean, I was selling 1:19:11.960 --> 1:19:14.400 okay tickets, but I was you know, I was barely 1:19:14.479 --> 1:19:19.000 a headliner, you know. He goes, Dude, I hope you 1:19:19.080 --> 1:19:22.439 don't mind, but I billed you as Dan Waittney Larry 1:19:22.520 --> 1:19:24.200 the Cable Guy. And I was pissed. 1:19:24.720 --> 1:19:29.240 I said, less, I don't do anything like Larry the 1:19:29.360 --> 1:19:33.200 Cable Guy on stage. He goes, well, I know, but 1:19:33.520 --> 1:19:37.919 that's it's dude. I sold two shows. You're just completely 1:19:38.000 --> 1:19:40.639 sold out. As soon as I said Larry the Cable Guy, 1:19:41.280 --> 1:19:44.200 those tickets were gone in like fifty minutes for both shows. 1:19:44.520 --> 1:19:46.400 It's like three hundred and twenty people show. 1:19:47.320 --> 1:19:51.479 I'm like, well, because people knew you from all the commentary. 1:19:51.080 --> 1:19:54.120 Stuff, yes, And I'm like, well, all right, So I 1:19:54.280 --> 1:19:56.320 show up and back then, you know, I wore z 1:19:56.560 --> 1:20:01.280 Cabrici's I had a baseball cap and button down, you know, 1:20:02.200 --> 1:20:05.040 and uh man, I get on stage and I start 1:20:05.120 --> 1:20:07.439 my act and it's going good, and then all of 1:20:07.479 --> 1:20:10.559 a sudden, getter dud, Hey, let's. 1:20:10.400 --> 1:20:13.840 Hear from Gerda. That kind of thing. Hey, Larry, let's 1:20:13.880 --> 1:20:18.040 hear from They're calling me Larry, like what's going on? 1:20:18.600 --> 1:20:20.280 So I dip down and in my head of what 1:20:20.360 --> 1:20:21.519 am I gonna do when we do you know what, 1:20:21.680 --> 1:20:24.160 I'm gonna take my jokes and I'm just gonna do 1:20:24.320 --> 1:20:28.000 my Larry right, So I would go stay for I 1:20:28.120 --> 1:20:29.600 used to be like, hey, you ever go down to 1:20:29.680 --> 1:20:31.920 the you know, like that boom boom, And then I 1:20:31.960 --> 1:20:35.160 would just all of a sudden and be like, what 1:20:35.360 --> 1:20:38.599 here somem, Larry, I check ass out? 1:20:39.360 --> 1:20:39.599 Yeah? 1:20:41.240 --> 1:20:44.800 Yeah, my grandma done had got the walking parts other day. 1:20:44.840 --> 1:20:46.800 Y'all know what walking part say is, that's when you 1:20:46.920 --> 1:20:48.200 get to you know, and do the whole thing. 1:20:48.520 --> 1:20:48.640 You know. 1:20:48.760 --> 1:20:50.800 She wears them hose, she gets to walking forks and 1:20:50.800 --> 1:20:53.760 the walking forts, getting in stuck in them hose, and boy, 1:20:53.880 --> 1:20:56.639 when she takes that waistband from them hose, it sounded 1:20:56.680 --> 1:20:57.160 like a dag. 1:20:57.200 --> 1:20:59.760 On big rig letting if they break. 1:21:00.040 --> 1:21:06.599 If you get dude, people are slapping their sides right, 1:21:06.880 --> 1:21:09.640 And so I go back out of it because I 1:21:09.680 --> 1:21:12.120 don't have any you know, It's like I'd never done 1:21:12.160 --> 1:21:15.560 it before, live nothing. They don't want to hear me. 1:21:15.760 --> 1:21:17.479 They want to go back and go. 1:21:17.720 --> 1:21:20.639 Where so I need some more Larry. 1:21:21.280 --> 1:21:24.519 I didn't follow Larry the cable Guy. I am Larry, 1:21:26.040 --> 1:21:30.519 so I finally uh ended it with my bid, but 1:21:30.760 --> 1:21:31.840 Larry did the bit. 1:21:32.880 --> 1:21:37.720 I'm I'm done, I'm signing autographs, I'm taking pictures, I'm 1:21:37.760 --> 1:21:39.559 leaving phone messages for people. 1:21:40.040 --> 1:21:45.439 They clear the room and Less goes, man, that's that 1:21:45.720 --> 1:21:48.080 was awesome. Dude, you killed. 1:21:48.960 --> 1:21:51.920 I'm just seeing anybody kill like that. He goes, can 1:21:52.000 --> 1:21:54.760 you do your whole show like that? I said Less, 1:21:56.040 --> 1:21:58.960 I said, man, you know me. Oh, my buddies are 1:21:58.960 --> 1:22:01.400 all right. Next I hang with I do nothing but 1:22:01.520 --> 1:22:05.120 living country bars. You know, I'm from Sanford, Florida. Man, 1:22:05.280 --> 1:22:07.439 I can tell you like a redneck all day long. Yeah, 1:22:07.600 --> 1:22:10.040 because it comes easy because that's where I hang out. 1:22:10.560 --> 1:22:12.240 He says, well, I'm taking your name off. I'm just 1:22:12.280 --> 1:22:14.320 putting Larry the cable Guy. I said, all right, we 1:22:14.360 --> 1:22:16.920 I'm gonna go change. If I'm gonna do this, I'm 1:22:16.920 --> 1:22:19.720 gonna be comfortable. And I went to my room. And 1:22:19.800 --> 1:22:25.240 in case anybody thinks I'm faking my country roots growing 1:22:25.320 --> 1:22:28.240 up in a pig farm of Ponty City, Nebraska, I 1:22:28.360 --> 1:22:30.800 put on what I drove over, and I drove over 1:22:30.880 --> 1:22:33.639 in a nineteen eighty six trans am with tea tops 1:22:34.320 --> 1:22:36.960 with a big blue bird painted on the front hood, 1:22:37.200 --> 1:22:40.240 which I was very proud of. And I went on 1:22:40.400 --> 1:22:43.080 stage in a pair of lace up ropra cowboy but 1:22:43.200 --> 1:22:46.760 lace up roper briden boots, a pair of jeans, a 1:22:46.880 --> 1:22:50.040 cutoff Nebraska T shirt, and a NASCAR hat. 1:22:50.360 --> 1:22:51.640 That's what I drove over in. 1:22:52.240 --> 1:22:54.479 And I went on stage as Larry the Cable Guy, 1:22:54.800 --> 1:22:58.040 getting it for the first time, and flipped and murdered it, 1:22:58.960 --> 1:23:00.719 and a light bulb went on off in my head, 1:23:00.880 --> 1:23:04.600 and I said, Man, if I can get more radio stations, 1:23:05.760 --> 1:23:07.960 I can sell tickets all over the country doing this, 1:23:08.080 --> 1:23:10.879 because if I'm doing this here, I can do this anywhere. 1:23:11.040 --> 1:23:11.280 Yeah. 1:23:11.600 --> 1:23:15.280 And sure enough I would show up doing my act, 1:23:15.520 --> 1:23:18.400 and the first thing the radio stations would ask me is, hey, 1:23:18.439 --> 1:23:20.720 what's this singor doing on morning shows? We read it 1:23:20.800 --> 1:23:23.880 all over bitboar just Larry the Cable Guy. I go, yeah, 1:23:24.000 --> 1:23:26.040 you know, I do about a three minute commentary. Man, 1:23:26.120 --> 1:23:28.679 we'd love to do that here, but they don't pay anything. 1:23:28.760 --> 1:23:31.160 They'd barely pay us. And then I'd go, you don't 1:23:31.200 --> 1:23:32.880 got to pay me a cent, They go, what do 1:23:32.920 --> 1:23:33.840 you mean, we don't got to pay it. 1:23:34.000 --> 1:23:34.800 If you want me to do. 1:23:34.880 --> 1:23:36.800 Three and a half minutes of funny stuff on here 1:23:37.000 --> 1:23:39.160 just to kill some time, I'll do it. 1:23:39.280 --> 1:23:41.200 All I asked is that you promote me at the 1:23:41.280 --> 1:23:44.479 comedy club and just use it as a radio promotion 1:23:44.680 --> 1:23:46.400 and in case you get a sponsor for it, which 1:23:46.439 --> 1:23:48.320 I know you will because everybody else gets a sponge 1:23:48.320 --> 1:23:49.960 to pay me a little money out of the sponsor money. 1:23:50.160 --> 1:23:52.280 But I'm not asking for any pay Just promote me, 1:23:52.560 --> 1:23:57.439 don't shit. And within a year and three months, a 1:23:57.520 --> 1:23:59.559 guy named Rich Jenny, who is a friend of mine, 1:24:00.080 --> 1:24:03.280 blessing me, passed away. Not long ago, he and I 1:24:03.400 --> 1:24:07.280 became the two top draws in comedy clubs across the country, 1:24:07.840 --> 1:24:10.040 and I was only a top draw where they heard 1:24:10.120 --> 1:24:12.360 me on the radio, so twenty seven states. 1:24:13.479 --> 1:24:15.479 I was kicking butt and that's what got me. 1:24:17.040 --> 1:24:19.479 That's what got me on Blue Collar because I started 1:24:19.560 --> 1:24:21.760 kicking butt in all these comedy clubs, and that's when 1:24:21.840 --> 1:24:23.519 Jeff said, hey, let's get Larry up here to. 1:24:23.560 --> 1:24:25.240 Fill in for so all that. 1:24:25.560 --> 1:24:27.439 How long had you known Jeff at this point since 1:24:27.520 --> 1:24:29.720 nineteen eighty six? Okay, so you've known him, you are, 1:24:30.200 --> 1:24:32.120 We're big Braves fans. So we used to hang out 1:24:32.160 --> 1:24:35.200 spring training together all the time. Got you and so yeah, 1:24:35.360 --> 1:24:37.680 and then the rest is history. And so it all 1:24:37.760 --> 1:24:40.800 started that one day just because less mccurity builled me 1:24:40.840 --> 1:24:43.160 as Larry. If he wouldn't have done that, I would 1:24:43.200 --> 1:24:45.200 have never done it on stage because I didn't have 1:24:45.280 --> 1:24:48.640 the balls to do it because it wasn't my act, right, 1:24:48.920 --> 1:24:53.400 But now I've adjusted that act to me, and then 1:24:53.439 --> 1:24:55.920 I got Then of course I got married and had kids. 1:24:56.000 --> 1:24:59.080 So Larry kind of changes a little bit throughout the 1:24:59.200 --> 1:25:01.200 years because jokes you don't want to do because you 1:25:01.200 --> 1:25:01.680 don't want your. 1:25:01.640 --> 1:25:03.519 Cades to hear you, you know. So my first album 1:25:03.680 --> 1:25:04.760 is way different than my last. 1:25:04.840 --> 1:25:05.920 We'll still hear it though. 1:25:06.080 --> 1:25:08.280 Well yeah they will, but you know, it is what 1:25:08.400 --> 1:25:10.720 it is. You know what, I don't apologize. That's some 1:25:10.840 --> 1:25:11.360 funny shit. 1:25:13.040 --> 1:25:13.160 Bro. 1:25:13.560 --> 1:25:17.679 What time is it? Love forty one? All right? Perfect dude. 1:25:17.720 --> 1:25:21.559 This has been fucking awesome, Like learning about the roots 1:25:21.560 --> 1:25:23.240 of Larry the cable Guy. I learned about the blue 1:25:23.280 --> 1:25:25.840 collar comedy. I'm like a kid in the fucking candy store. 1:25:25.880 --> 1:25:25.960 Bro. 1:25:27.280 --> 1:25:29.400 This last question is by Roadback and we will ship 1:25:29.439 --> 1:25:32.800 you some apparel from Roeback. It comes from Taylor the Boy, 1:25:32.840 --> 1:25:35.080 Taylor Jan he's my co host. 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Get? 1:26:15.280 --> 1:26:16.479 What is get her done mean to you? 1:26:16.960 --> 1:26:17.599 Get her done? 1:26:17.800 --> 1:26:20.639 Whatever you do, don't quit, give one hundred and ten percent. 1:26:20.880 --> 1:26:23.519 If you gotta do it, you get her done. Don't 1:26:23.560 --> 1:26:26.559 bitch about it, don't complain about it. Just get her done. 1:26:27.080 --> 1:26:29.280 And I just popped that out on the radio. 1:26:30.120 --> 1:26:35.639 And my grandpa, Uh, when I was a little kid, 1:26:35.960 --> 1:26:38.360 we take water to the cows and we get in 1:26:38.400 --> 1:26:40.200 the truck all the time. The first thing each day 1:26:40.280 --> 1:26:43.600 is all right, let's get to get And I don't know, 1:26:43.720 --> 1:26:46.280 evid La maybe that was subconsciously in my head, but 1:26:46.360 --> 1:26:48.240 I popped out get her done, And a lot of 1:26:48.280 --> 1:26:51.320 people always go oh, I was saying get her done 1:26:51.439 --> 1:26:52.759 back in nineteen sixty. 1:26:52.880 --> 1:26:55.240 Well, you know what, you should have copyrighted done. You 1:26:55.280 --> 1:26:56.360 should have got on the radio. 1:26:56.400 --> 1:26:58.120 You should have the nuts to go out you got 1:26:58.200 --> 1:26:58.719 on the radio. 1:26:58.720 --> 1:27:00.600 You should have said get her done hundred times a 1:27:00.720 --> 1:27:03.160 day and then got T shirts and sold it. 1:27:03.240 --> 1:27:04.800 But there's too stupid to do it. 1:27:04.960 --> 1:27:06.800 But I did it, So don't yelp at me about it. 1:27:07.320 --> 1:27:07.479 You know. 1:27:07.800 --> 1:27:09.240 Can I tell you fine story about get her done? 1:27:09.560 --> 1:27:10.280 Some fucking lutely? 1:27:10.479 --> 1:27:13.679 So I go up Peaches Records and Tapes in Orlando 1:27:13.800 --> 1:27:15.719 one time. This is just as this thing was moving 1:27:15.800 --> 1:27:18.240 really big. I hadn't even done it on stage yet. 1:27:18.439 --> 1:27:20.040 Guy's leaving the store and he looked back to the 1:27:20.080 --> 1:27:22.000 guy working. I goes, I see tomorrow, get her done. 1:27:22.160 --> 1:27:23.240 He goes, yeah, I get her done? 1:27:23.840 --> 1:27:24.599 And I go, what the hell? 1:27:24.920 --> 1:27:25.679 That's what I say. 1:27:26.120 --> 1:27:28.360 This is when I said I'm getting this thing copyright. Yeah, 1:27:28.360 --> 1:27:33.479 I'm getting T shirts and copyright. So I I went 1:27:33.560 --> 1:27:35.519 up to the guy working there and I go, what'd 1:27:35.560 --> 1:27:37.519 you hear that? Get her done? At what's that get 1:27:37.560 --> 1:27:40.200 her done? He goes, oh, man, that guy on the 1:27:40.320 --> 1:27:44.519 radio station here, Larry the Cable Guy. He signed off with, 1:27:44.680 --> 1:27:46.280 get her done all the time. It's pretty funny. 1:27:46.920 --> 1:27:48.720 And this is when you're just radio, so they don't know. 1:27:48.920 --> 1:27:50.600 You know, the guy is no. 1:27:50.680 --> 1:27:52.720 Because I was doing in Tampa. It has been syndicated 1:27:52.760 --> 1:27:53.920 into orlandos. 1:27:53.479 --> 1:27:54.960 And you probably just get back out in your truck 1:27:55.000 --> 1:27:56.560 and and chew just smiling. 1:27:56.439 --> 1:27:59.160 This Timm in Orlando. You know, I was doing something 1:27:59.200 --> 1:28:02.760 in Orlando, and I go, dude, that's me. I'm Lady 1:28:02.840 --> 1:28:05.680 the Cable Guy. He goes, shit, you're not Larry the 1:28:05.720 --> 1:28:07.720 Cable I go, no, I get her done. That's my 1:28:07.800 --> 1:28:11.160 good none, I said, Larry the Cable ninety w d 1:28:11.280 --> 1:28:13.760 I z. He goes, let me hear you say, get 1:28:13.800 --> 1:28:14.120 her done? 1:28:15.000 --> 1:28:16.400 And I go get her done. 1:28:17.120 --> 1:28:21.160 He goes, no, not even pleas, that's a true story. 1:28:21.320 --> 1:28:23.000 Like what do you kidding me? He says it over 1:28:23.080 --> 1:28:25.599 and over. He's like, no, I'm telling you that's me. Yeah. 1:28:25.840 --> 1:28:27.759 So I went and printed up hats and t shirts. 1:28:27.800 --> 1:28:29.280 Get her done on Larry the Cable Guy. 1:28:29.560 --> 1:28:33.599 Yeah, man, this has been an honor. Thank you so much. 1:28:34.439 --> 1:28:37.120 I love the show. Hey, congratulations to you, Will Man. 1:28:37.200 --> 1:28:38.280 This thing's kicking butt. 1:28:38.479 --> 1:28:38.960 Thank you man. 1:28:39.040 --> 1:28:40.639 I mean that's down here doing the big tent tail 1:28:41.040 --> 1:28:42.400 And they go, where are you going on as I'm 1:28:42.439 --> 1:28:44.200 going to do Will Compton's podcast. 1:28:44.439 --> 1:28:45.799 Dude, that thing's huge. 1:28:46.479 --> 1:28:49.719 That's a great podcast. I go, Wow, that's awesome. 1:28:50.520 --> 1:28:51.720 You know. No, we're getting her done. 1:28:52.000 --> 1:28:54.840 No, dude, you're about Yeah, you're getting her know that. 1:28:55.040 --> 1:28:56.840 Good job. I'm proud. 1:28:56.960 --> 1:28:57.400 Thank you man. 1:28:57.439 --> 1:28:59.599 You're you're like, you're definitely you were on the initial 1:28:59.680 --> 1:29:02.680 list of checking off because when we started this, I'm thinking, man, 1:29:02.800 --> 1:29:05.679 like who can we potentially get one day? And obviously, 1:29:05.800 --> 1:29:08.120 like you're you've been a Nebraska guy like I would 1:29:08.160 --> 1:29:09.719 be here as a player, and you'd hear the stories 1:29:09.760 --> 1:29:13.200 of yeah you know, uh Larry would what's up? 1:29:13.520 --> 1:29:14.719 Oh yeah, yeah yeah. 1:29:14.760 --> 1:29:16.759 Like Larry you know, he helped pay for this player's 1:29:16.800 --> 1:29:18.960 lounges and he's a huge like supporter Nebraska, and you're 1:29:18.960 --> 1:29:20.200 just like, oh, that's fucking awesome because you. 1:29:20.160 --> 1:29:21.920 Did a show here No. Nine. I got here in 1:29:21.960 --> 1:29:22.519 two thousand and eight. 1:29:24.400 --> 1:29:25.960 So yeah, you were always somebody that was like on 1:29:26.080 --> 1:29:27.840 the initial list of like, man, I one day I 1:29:27.840 --> 1:29:29.559 would be fucking awesome to sit with him. 1:29:29.680 --> 1:29:30.000 That was. 1:29:30.120 --> 1:29:33.200 And and let me just say that stadium show that 1:29:33.320 --> 1:29:35.320 I did here and this is why I love my state. 1:29:36.200 --> 1:29:39.240 Since I did it, nobody ever did stadium shows. And 1:29:39.360 --> 1:29:41.880 since I did it, Uh which his name? 1:29:41.960 --> 1:29:46.599 Dad one? Who's the comics always with rock? 1:29:47.880 --> 1:29:50.759 Kevin Hart did one and it was really funny because 1:29:51.160 --> 1:29:56.160 Comedy Central promotes Kevin Hart special first stand up comedian 1:29:56.240 --> 1:29:59.080 to do a football stadium Kevin Hart, And my manager 1:29:59.120 --> 1:30:01.280 calls him up and goes, you, guys, do realize that 1:30:01.479 --> 1:30:04.719 you promoted and played on Comedy Central Larry the Cable 1:30:04.760 --> 1:30:07.799 Guy at a at Lincoln Memorial Stadium. 1:30:08.360 --> 1:30:12.000 Oh yeah, so they changed it to the next promo. 1:30:12.200 --> 1:30:16.200 Is Kevin Hart the only professional comedian to perform at 1:30:16.200 --> 1:30:17.839 a professional football stadium? 1:30:18.680 --> 1:30:18.840 Right? 1:30:19.479 --> 1:30:20.639 But I still smaller. 1:30:22.120 --> 1:30:24.240 But the good news is I still outdrew him, So 1:30:24.320 --> 1:30:27.200 I still hold the record for the most. Then since then, 1:30:27.640 --> 1:30:31.360 Fluffy Guy did one at Dodger Stadium, and I think 1:30:32.000 --> 1:30:34.160 I think that which his name is going to do 1:30:34.240 --> 1:30:36.439 one at red at the Red Sox Stadium. 1:30:36.880 --> 1:30:38.880 Who uh you know? 1:30:39.920 --> 1:30:43.840 Uh huh yeah? Bill Burr who biber actually can't even 1:30:44.120 --> 1:30:44.840 set my box? 1:30:45.160 --> 1:30:45.280 Uh? 1:30:45.760 --> 1:30:48.479 I forget what game he came to. Might have been here, Yeah, 1:30:48.520 --> 1:30:50.160 it might have been Ohio State or something he wanted 1:30:50.200 --> 1:30:54.639 to see. Bill Burr is the best. So he's doing 1:30:54.800 --> 1:30:57.280 Red Sox Stadium. So I'm hoping my record still stands. 1:30:57.360 --> 1:30:57.880 I still want. 1:30:57.920 --> 1:30:59.439 I want to have at least I want to have. 1:31:00.200 --> 1:31:03.880 Yeah, think about yo, So before we go, talk about 1:31:03.920 --> 1:31:05.880 you breaking that dude's arm and an arm wrestling? 1:31:06.040 --> 1:31:08.720 Are you really like that in our wrestling? Dude, don't 1:31:08.760 --> 1:31:10.840 mess with me. Don't mess That's all I got to say. 1:31:10.960 --> 1:31:11.600 Don't mess with me. 1:31:11.720 --> 1:31:13.360 The rumor is you broke a dude's arm. I think 1:31:13.400 --> 1:31:14.400 the video is out there. 1:31:14.560 --> 1:31:18.320 Yes, let me tell you this. So, oh, by the way, 1:31:18.400 --> 1:31:19.040 can I mention this? 1:31:19.720 --> 1:31:21.840 Absolutely? So you were so? 1:31:22.560 --> 1:31:24.320 Did I ever come in and hang out when you 1:31:24.439 --> 1:31:25.280 guys were Yeah? 1:31:25.280 --> 1:31:25.600 You did it? 1:31:25.840 --> 1:31:27.320 Yeah, let me just say this. 1:31:27.880 --> 1:31:28.880 I was so nervous. 1:31:29.760 --> 1:31:33.280 I got I did it. I tell everybody this. I 1:31:33.400 --> 1:31:36.640 have met all these celebrities. I've hung out at all 1:31:36.720 --> 1:31:40.599 these really cool events and it's not a really big deal. 1:31:40.680 --> 1:31:43.639 It's fun. I can go up and talk and be myself. 1:31:44.880 --> 1:31:48.360 The only time I am ever nervous is around Husker 1:31:48.439 --> 1:31:53.200 football players because they're my childhood love. And so when 1:31:53.240 --> 1:31:55.920 I see all you guys and your uniforms and your 1:31:56.000 --> 1:31:58.760 but I don't know what to say. I literally don't 1:31:58.800 --> 1:32:01.040 know what to say, and I'm freaking out. I go, 1:32:01.160 --> 1:32:03.280 don't say not, You're gonna be some stupid don't say no, 1:32:03.360 --> 1:32:05.200 here's a stupid. So I don't say any because I 1:32:05.200 --> 1:32:07.240 don't look like the dumbest. I don't want the team going. Well, 1:32:07.479 --> 1:32:09.080 Larry's awesome, but he's kind of an idiot. 1:32:09.920 --> 1:32:11.920 He say nothing. We'rely trying to get him fired and 1:32:11.960 --> 1:32:14.120 get us fired up and say so, I'm. 1:32:14.040 --> 1:32:16.720 Always liked such an idiot around Nebraska players, like a 1:32:16.800 --> 1:32:20.960 little kid. So anyway, I'm so giddy around you, so 1:32:21.120 --> 1:32:23.880 giddy I need some water. 1:32:24.479 --> 1:32:28.000 So anyway, uh yeah, So I met my sweet box 1:32:29.280 --> 1:32:31.639 and I always get six guys from guard. I always 1:32:31.680 --> 1:32:34.240 invite six guys from the Nebraska Guarden to come hang 1:32:34.280 --> 1:32:35.880 out the box, which is awesome. 1:32:36.720 --> 1:32:37.760 This kid comes out to me. 1:32:37.840 --> 1:32:41.599 He's probably about five foot ten, five nine, a little guy, 1:32:41.640 --> 1:32:44.760 but he's built. Man, this kid's built, and he just 1:32:44.840 --> 1:32:48.679 came back from Afghanistan. And he comes up and he goes, hey, Larry, 1:32:49.960 --> 1:32:52.400 Hey can I arm wrestle and videotape it. 1:32:52.439 --> 1:32:53.000 For my dad. 1:32:53.080 --> 1:32:54.880 He'd get a big kick out of it that I'm 1:32:54.960 --> 1:32:58.479 arm wrestling Larry the cable guy. I'm like yeah, and 1:32:58.640 --> 1:33:03.720 I go, uh well, uh yeah, I'm left handed, so 1:33:03.880 --> 1:33:05.559 I don't know what I'm left hands, so I don't 1:33:05.600 --> 1:33:09.200 want army. When he goes, he flexes, pulls his shirt 1:33:09.280 --> 1:33:12.280 up and he goes, pick an arm, brother, pick an arm, 1:33:12.920 --> 1:33:14.160 and my wife sees him. 1:33:14.080 --> 1:33:17.200 And goes, good luck, and she walks away because the 1:33:17.280 --> 1:33:19.200 guy's like, I mean, they're an announcing fan. 1:33:19.800 --> 1:33:21.640 Yeah, my kid, you know you just got done, you know, 1:33:21.800 --> 1:33:25.839 strangling iraqis you know what I mean, strangling terrorists? 1:33:26.520 --> 1:33:28.400 And here he wants to arm wrestle me. I'm like, 1:33:28.479 --> 1:33:33.599 oh my gosh, so uh okay. So my little boy 1:33:33.680 --> 1:33:36.960 starts it, you know, and I'm like, I'm trying, you know. 1:33:37.000 --> 1:33:39.439 I'm like, I'm this guy's gonna beat me, but least 1:33:39.439 --> 1:33:41.400 I'm gonna like not look like a big pussy. 1:33:41.560 --> 1:33:41.800 Yeah. 1:33:42.400 --> 1:33:43.559 So is that word okay? 1:33:43.640 --> 1:33:45.200 Can I say? Yeah? Absolutely, you've heard me say the 1:33:45.400 --> 1:33:46.240 word pussy. 1:33:46.240 --> 1:33:52.519 It is. So I'm so I'm armed wrestling this guy 1:33:52.960 --> 1:33:55.639 and he's just staring at me with this look of like, dude, 1:33:55.680 --> 1:33:56.320 you're not you know. 1:33:57.080 --> 1:33:58.800 And now I'm getting tired, and I go, okay, I'm 1:33:58.800 --> 1:34:02.519 gonna do one. You know, he have that one and 1:34:02.600 --> 1:34:04.439 he just kind of surge it. So I'm just like 1:34:05.040 --> 1:34:08.559 and I start to surge. Here's here's what you hear, 1:34:10.720 --> 1:34:16.880 but louder like but louder okay. He just it snaps 1:34:18.120 --> 1:34:21.240 and he goes down and he has this look on 1:34:21.320 --> 1:34:23.240 his face and I literally go and my little you 1:34:23.280 --> 1:34:25.600 see my little kid. He's like his face like you 1:34:25.680 --> 1:34:28.519 just saw a ghost. And I go, dude, was that 1:34:28.640 --> 1:34:32.800 your arm? And he goes, yeah, I think so, I 1:34:32.840 --> 1:34:37.639 don't know. I think something right. And then he turns white. 1:34:37.720 --> 1:34:40.880 I mean this guy was Edgar Winner. I mean this 1:34:41.080 --> 1:34:44.559 guy turned white as a ghost. He turns so white 1:34:44.640 --> 1:34:56.840 he was canceled. And here's the funny thing. Here's I 1:34:56.920 --> 1:34:59.120 was laughing so hard. Here's the funny thing. 1:34:59.560 --> 1:35:02.479 Luckily, my buddy Bobby's in there and he said doctor, 1:35:03.040 --> 1:35:05.920 and I go, Bobby, come here. I think this guy 1:35:06.000 --> 1:35:06.720 broke his arm. 1:35:06.760 --> 1:35:07.320 We're arm us. 1:35:07.400 --> 1:35:08.240 I think he broke his arm. 1:35:08.280 --> 1:35:09.679 He comes over and he goes, let me see, okay, 1:35:10.000 --> 1:35:12.160 we just hurt. He goes, hey, you better lay it down. 1:35:12.240 --> 1:35:14.320 Let's lay you down, because he's about to pass out. Yeah, 1:35:14.479 --> 1:35:15.200 let's let you down. 1:35:15.600 --> 1:35:17.680 He lays him down. Now they're working on him. 1:35:18.439 --> 1:35:19.519 What luck for this guy? 1:35:19.600 --> 1:35:21.880 I mean, I know he broke his arm, but right 1:35:21.960 --> 1:35:26.320 when he lays down, who comes strolling in microsire, Hey. 1:35:26.280 --> 1:35:27.599 Larry, what's going? What up? 1:35:29.080 --> 1:35:29.840 What happened to you? 1:35:30.640 --> 1:35:32.840 And I tell him he goes, oh, man, man, there's 1:35:32.920 --> 1:35:37.120 Jack Doe. Man, there's Jack up right. He's staring at him. 1:35:37.439 --> 1:35:39.479 You know, he makes me laugh. 1:35:39.680 --> 1:35:42.599 Roose Year plays my golf. Yeah, I love Rosier because 1:35:42.600 --> 1:35:46.760 you're just like that cold man, cold man mask fuddy man. 1:35:47.200 --> 1:35:48.760 He's like, where have you? 1:35:49.280 --> 1:35:49.800 Where have you? 1:35:51.160 --> 1:35:53.000 And so he goes, let me need some ice? So 1:35:53.200 --> 1:35:55.360 he gets some ice. Now, now I got my doctor 1:35:55.400 --> 1:35:58.320 and Mike Rosier and he's been Trophy whinter micros here working. 1:35:58.160 --> 1:35:58.639 On his kid. 1:35:59.200 --> 1:36:02.719 Who else walks Tony Davis, you know, all American running 1:36:02.760 --> 1:36:04.760 back for the brass. Now he's working on the kid. 1:36:05.080 --> 1:36:07.280 So the kid comes to the thing, Larry, the kbley 1:36:07.360 --> 1:36:09.960 breaks his arms. He's got a Heisman trophy winner getting mice. 1:36:10.040 --> 1:36:12.360 He's got all American helping him out. 1:36:13.040 --> 1:36:14.000 And yeah, that was it. 1:36:14.160 --> 1:36:15.759 And then he got up. He went to the doctor. 1:36:16.040 --> 1:36:23.599 A spiral fracture. A spiral fracture. Unbelievable. And I told 1:36:23.840 --> 1:36:26.599 my buddy Bobby the doctor, Man, what happened? 1:36:27.080 --> 1:36:29.040 I go, did I do? I mean, I didn't do 1:36:29.080 --> 1:36:31.080 anything ill, I mean, I just gave me. He goes, Oh, 1:36:31.120 --> 1:36:35.680 here's the deal. This guy, from what he does, he 1:36:35.960 --> 1:36:40.280 probably had like a little teeny fraction the hairline, the 1:36:40.560 --> 1:36:42.200 hairline that he didn't know about. 1:36:42.640 --> 1:36:46.040 And it was just a perfect angle where it snapped. 1:36:46.080 --> 1:36:50.400 It either that or you, my friend, or just a badass. 1:36:50.960 --> 1:36:52.879 And I go help. 1:36:53.760 --> 1:36:54.880 And so he ended up. 1:36:54.960 --> 1:36:58.040 He asked me, He goes, hey, my sister has some 1:36:58.200 --> 1:37:02.720 connections to TMZ. Can I send this to TMZ with 1:37:02.800 --> 1:37:05.040 your permission? I said, do, I don't care what you do. Yeah, 1:37:05.080 --> 1:37:06.760 Like I'm the one you're gonna go. I bet you 1:37:06.800 --> 1:37:08.439 it gets a lot of likes, dude, it had like, 1:37:08.960 --> 1:37:12.040 what's the thing? Got like millions? It gots millions of you. 1:37:12.280 --> 1:37:15.120 Yeah, I mean it's that's that's funny. Though everybody's standing 1:37:15.160 --> 1:37:15.920 over him. What happened to you? 1:37:16.080 --> 1:37:16.240 Man? 1:37:16.479 --> 1:37:18.639 Let me get you some ice arms broken? You're white 1:37:18.680 --> 1:37:19.200 by the pass. 1:37:19.479 --> 1:37:19.960 It was crazy. 1:37:20.000 --> 1:37:22.280 So I want honestly, I will never arm wrestle again. 1:37:22.320 --> 1:37:24.120 I want ever arm wrestles. I mean wants to arm wrestle. 1:37:24.160 --> 1:37:25.800 I say no, that's twice. I've seen that happen. 1:37:26.040 --> 1:37:28.439 When I was doing Only in America, raak your arms. 1:37:28.479 --> 1:37:30.320 When I was doing Only in America, we did the 1:37:31.560 --> 1:37:36.880 Wrestling Championships in Jersey in Brooklyn, and they were having 1:37:36.920 --> 1:37:39.759 the arm Wrestling Championships and we covered for History Challenge. 1:37:39.920 --> 1:37:41.960 Yeah, a heavyweight division. 1:37:42.400 --> 1:37:47.120 There's this guy, six foot eight, three hundred and forty pounds, 1:37:48.160 --> 1:37:50.599 big dude, tats everywhere, super nice. 1:37:50.680 --> 1:37:54.080 Yeah uh, And who's this challenger? He comes marching in. 1:37:54.760 --> 1:37:59.360 Guy's got to be six five, four hundred, right, and 1:37:59.560 --> 1:38:02.000 they and I'm look at these guys are gonna arm wrestle. 1:38:02.120 --> 1:38:04.200 And he takes he goes go boop. Right when you started, 1:38:04.439 --> 1:38:06.639 the guy goes. The six foot four guy goes, oh, 1:38:07.040 --> 1:38:09.639 broke my wrist. Broke my wrist and he broke his wrist. 1:38:09.720 --> 1:38:09.800 Right. 1:38:10.040 --> 1:38:12.639 So that's two arm wrestling things where somebody's broke from 1:38:12.920 --> 1:38:14.120 I'm going to leg wrestle. 1:38:15.280 --> 1:38:17.040 That's what I'm doing. Hey, are you trying to go 1:38:17.120 --> 1:38:18.200 to the Unity Walk with us? 1:38:19.840 --> 1:38:21.360 I'll be honest I'm not into unity. 1:38:24.600 --> 1:38:26.280 That's a perfect way to send this off problem. 1:38:26.520 --> 1:38:29.360 Uh, you know what, I got some people coming. 1:38:29.479 --> 1:38:30.720 I mean I will if you guys want me to, 1:38:30.840 --> 1:38:32.840 but I but I got some people coming, so I 1:38:32.920 --> 1:38:34.439 want to make sure I'm up there before you do 1:38:34.520 --> 1:38:34.840 your thing. 1:38:35.200 --> 1:38:36.040 So what do you just want? 1:38:36.080 --> 1:38:39.160 Saw our bus? Like our show's called Bust with the Boys. Obviously, 1:38:39.439 --> 1:38:41.320 ideally we would all be on the bus just having 1:38:41.360 --> 1:38:44.280 this conversation. But our bus is parked right where they 1:38:44.400 --> 1:38:46.920 drop all of the players off. Oh so we're gonna 1:38:46.960 --> 1:38:48.920 have the crowd, the fans, everybody's gonna be right there 1:38:48.920 --> 1:38:51.360 when they come off. Yeah, I got a golf cart. 1:38:51.600 --> 1:38:57.240 Just FYI for avoid the autographs because I think I'll 1:38:57.240 --> 1:38:59.559 probably take your shine away now. No, I'm just talking 1:38:59.600 --> 1:38:59.800 with you. 1:39:00.040 --> 1:39:02.640 I have, like am I have a tremor in my 1:39:02.720 --> 1:39:04.759 left hand, and when I sign on g it literally 1:39:04.840 --> 1:39:07.439 takes me like thirty five seconds to sign it off. 1:39:07.439 --> 1:39:08.719 Just a scribble. 1:39:08.880 --> 1:39:10.360 I tried to avoid the whole thing the. 1:39:10.439 --> 1:39:12.600 Last walk I did, though, I kind of want to 1:39:12.680 --> 1:39:14.400 keep this because I think I gave him a good mojo. 1:39:15.040 --> 1:39:17.840 The last time I did that walk, I walked with 1:39:18.960 --> 1:39:21.600 the quarterback of the Bengals that used quarterback for the 1:39:21.720 --> 1:39:25.000 coach of the Zach Taylor. Zach Taylor and I walked together. Yeah, 1:39:25.080 --> 1:39:27.320 and so that was my last Yearnity Walk because of 1:39:27.479 --> 1:39:31.080 Zach Taylor. But you no, I'll probably as much as 1:39:31.120 --> 1:39:31.439 I love it. 1:39:31.720 --> 1:39:32.479 Hey, that's fine, bro. 1:39:32.640 --> 1:39:34.320 I remember one time ye had time for this. 1:39:34.439 --> 1:39:37.960 I don't know what time is it, Okay. 1:39:38.520 --> 1:39:42.200 I remember one time with John Lasster with Cars. The 1:39:42.320 --> 1:39:44.920 Cars movie was coming out and we were at a 1:39:45.080 --> 1:39:49.800 NASCAR race in uh, California though, when they did the 1:39:49.880 --> 1:39:55.240 one in Sonoma, and John Lassiter goes, hey, Cindy's down 1:39:55.280 --> 1:39:56.960 there with the radio show. Let's go down to the 1:39:57.080 --> 1:40:00.160 infield and say it's Cindy. I go, John, I go. 1:40:00.240 --> 1:40:01.680 You want me to go to the infield of a 1:40:01.760 --> 1:40:05.840 NASCAR race. We're not gonna get out of there, you know. 1:40:05.880 --> 1:40:07.320 And I'm not trying to act like I'm a big 1:40:07.400 --> 1:40:12.400 shot or anything, but that's like my crowd. And I 1:40:12.520 --> 1:40:14.240 love him to death, but I don't want to be 1:40:14.400 --> 1:40:15.200 stuck down there. 1:40:15.280 --> 1:40:16.040 Yeah, it's awareness. 1:40:16.080 --> 1:40:17.640 You just got awareness, because then you look like a 1:40:17.760 --> 1:40:20.000 dick if you don't sign anything out your dick. So 1:40:20.320 --> 1:40:23.960 I stay, I'll stay and sign till some security guards 1:40:24.000 --> 1:40:25.479 come push people out of the way and get me 1:40:25.520 --> 1:40:27.640 out of there. Yeah, and he goes, ah, you're a 1:40:27.720 --> 1:40:29.920 Sonoma it's a whole different crowd. You're not gonna it's 1:40:29.920 --> 1:40:31.519 a different Nascar down in Sonoma. 1:40:31.640 --> 1:40:33.599 I said, all right, kind of Nascar. 1:40:33.840 --> 1:40:35.439 I gotta tell you, there's a lot of there's a 1:40:35.520 --> 1:40:37.719 lot of bear there's a lot of no shirt people 1:40:37.800 --> 1:40:39.800 down there, and a lot of corn dog eating going on. 1:40:39.960 --> 1:40:42.640 But I'll go yeah, so here we go take a 1:40:42.680 --> 1:40:46.840 little golf cart down there. Literally ten minutes later, here's 1:40:47.040 --> 1:40:48.200 John Lasher on his phone. 1:40:48.439 --> 1:40:50.320 Can we get some kind of security out here? 1:40:50.920 --> 1:40:53.920 We gotta get to the butt I'm not getting so 1:40:54.720 --> 1:40:57.800 I mean, uh yeah, that's why I'm just gonna head 1:40:57.800 --> 1:40:59.040 straight up. But I love you guys. 1:40:59.120 --> 1:41:01.760 Yeah. Hey, we're appreciate the tickets too. We'll probably see 1:41:01.760 --> 1:41:02.519 you here in a little bit. Yeah. 1:41:02.600 --> 1:41:03.240 Did you get him? 1:41:03.400 --> 1:41:03.599 Yeah? 1:41:03.640 --> 1:41:04.080 I got him. 1:41:04.080 --> 1:41:04.439 I got him. 1:41:04.600 --> 1:41:07.479 I got him in the Texas all digital now. But hey, 1:41:07.560 --> 1:41:09.400 thank you man, this is can we can we like 1:41:09.520 --> 1:41:10.559 do a hug to send off? 1:41:11.000 --> 1:41:15.160 You want? I ever take you? 1:41:15.240 --> 1:41:15.400 Man? 1:41:16.040 --> 1:41:16.679 This is awesome. 1:41:16.720 --> 1:41:17.800 Hey, but it's talkue in my here. 1:41:18.560 --> 1:41:19.360 What's going on with that 1:41:21.439 --> 1:41:22.200 No, hey, thanks,