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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret text in four one O

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, you

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Speaker 1: can tell us anything, literally, whatever you want, because we

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. Everybody remains anonymous.

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Speaker 1: So what's your dirty little secret? Yeah, so my girlfriend

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Speaker 1: and I live together. Um, and she's been she's been

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Speaker 1: like just sneezing a lot. Uh it's that season, right right,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's what she was thinking, you know, but

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Speaker 1: she doesn't have seasonal allergies, and she she's never had

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Speaker 1: summer allergies. But um, coronavirus. No cant she smell. She

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Speaker 1: can smell, but her nose is running and like she's

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Speaker 1: got itchy eyes. Um, and she's super allergic to dogs.

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Speaker 1: But we do not have a dog. Okay, So so

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Speaker 1: my secret, I I it's my fault. I know why

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Speaker 1: she's sneezing because I am a dog person and I

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Speaker 1: have been going to the dog park near our place

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Speaker 1: like a lot, like every weekend hang out coming home

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Speaker 1: from work. Yeah, you guys, you don't go there with

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Speaker 1: a friend who has a dog. You go there to

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Speaker 1: hang out like a creepy old man. Yeah. I mean,

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Speaker 1: do you bring your van with tinted windows? You just

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Speaker 1: go hang out? That's a free candy. Yeah, so you

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Speaker 1: don't have a dog, but you just go there and chill.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a dog. I just like like wing

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Speaker 1: by and chill out and play with the dogs. And

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Speaker 1: I'm guess I'm bringing home like fur and dancing at me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you like dogs that much? The dog moms and dads

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Speaker 1: at the dog park are like, where's your dog? Are

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Speaker 1: they not asking? Yeah? So yeah, Like the first couple

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Speaker 1: of times I would go, you know, people would ask

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Speaker 1: me where my dog was. I was like, oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: just I'm just waiting for some going to meet me here.

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Speaker 1: But then I kept coming back. So I eventually confessed

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Speaker 1: to all of them when they ask, and like, my

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Speaker 1: girlfriend's super alergic dogs, but I really love dogs and

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Speaker 1: so and they're they're actually happy because like they don't

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Speaker 1: have to play fetch with their dogs, like kind of

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Speaker 1: give me the toys. They ask why. Yeah, well, I

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Speaker 1: mean I think they get I mean, they're all like

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Speaker 1: dog lovers too. They get it. And I think they're

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Speaker 1: you know, happy that I'm happy. But it's like I'm

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Speaker 1: sure some people are happy. Think it's weird. The dogs

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Speaker 1: are happy. They get a break from their dogs where

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Speaker 1: you're throwing them toys and stuff, so that everybody's happy.

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Speaker 1: This is a very it's a very innocent, happy, dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Also, I don't know why the thought of

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Speaker 1: someone without a dog going to the dog park just

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Speaker 1: to hang out and play with dogs. It's really creepy

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Speaker 1: to me. But it's totally innocent. Yeah, yeah, it's totally innocent.

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Speaker 1: But to everybody but my girlfriend. I mean, she's miserable

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Speaker 1: and I feel really bad. You should like change your

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Speaker 1: clothes and wash your hands when you get home, huh,

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Speaker 1: like before you even come in the house. Yeah, before

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Speaker 1: you know it. Before you know, she's gonna think you're

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Speaker 1: cheating on her because he's going to change your clothes.

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Speaker 1: You're gone for a little while, you come back. No,

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Speaker 1: I swear I'm not cheating. I'm just like, I really

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Speaker 1: like dogs. Yeah, I'm throwing your dog. I'm having a

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Speaker 1: love affair with all these dogs. Have you realized that

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Speaker 1: pretty much you are. You're acting as a dog, like

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Speaker 1: watch up, but you're not getting paid at the moment.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I should I should start churching. I guess

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Speaker 1: that will give you more of a reason to be there.

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Speaker 1: Go on the rover up and make some money. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now we're making some ways make some cash. If you're

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Speaker 1: going to cheat on your girlfriend with dogs, you might

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Speaker 1: as well get you might as well get paid for it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there should at least be a little bit of cash

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Speaker 1: coming away. It's just true. That's true. Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you. Did

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