Speaker 1: I gotta well, yeah, but that he monetized immediately.
Speaker 2: I know, literally, I just believe that you might have
Speaker 2: heard that can open.
Speaker 3: It's not Kai, it's Josiah and he's opening up a
Speaker 3: can of soda for his first beverage of the day.
Speaker 2: He's drinking soju and Coca cola.
Speaker 1: No, this is kay. Oh I'm gone. Hi am Kyle,
Speaker 1: do your best Kai impresonation.
Speaker 4: And oh no, I like, I swear I'm not gay.
Speaker 4: I like no, I actually like girls.
Speaker 1: I ever said that ever.
Speaker 2: Hi, you've been scrolling. Hi, guys, it's up. You've been
Speaker 2: on for a while.
Speaker 1: Now, you've been scrolling. Oh my god, I have seen
Speaker 1: that TikTok more than any other TikTok on my fucking phone.
Speaker 1: Do you all remember when it was Brent Rivera.
Speaker 3: Rivera, Yeah I do. Why did they pick him because, oh,
Speaker 3: I guess we looked.
Speaker 2: It up on time because he's still bigs.
Speaker 1: Like the most famous person in the world.
Speaker 3: Some people just know how to use the Internet. Like
Speaker 3: there's different categories of Internet usage. Like there's people like
Speaker 3: us who swear we're like, ooh, I'm so funny and
Speaker 3: I'm niche, And then there's people who are like, I
Speaker 3: don't use the internet. I come on and I go
Speaker 3: and you never know. And then there's the Brent Rivera's
Speaker 3: and Leila Ponds.
Speaker 2: Who from the beginning they have been making so.
Speaker 3: Much money and they were like, I can never make
Speaker 3: less money than this ever again.
Speaker 2: And they will be making they will, they will.
Speaker 3: Like I would love to see Brent Rivera's Google calendar,
Speaker 3: like it's definitely every day.
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean, he literally has like a mister
Speaker 1: best level warehouse that he just builds Amazon buildings inside
Speaker 1: like he does like fake Amazon videos, Like, y'all, itIt
Speaker 1: fake Amazon, dude, it freaks me the fuck out. He
Speaker 1: built like a fake tube. Yes, he built like a
Speaker 1: fake Amazon warehouse and then ordered a bunch of shit
Speaker 1: off of Amazon and then put them on the shelves
Speaker 1: and then had his friends go and pick random items
Speaker 1: off the shelf and it was like a surprise and
Speaker 1: it was like scooters and bowling shoes and it was
Speaker 1: just like the most random bunk shit.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, he really made it.
Speaker 3: I survive overnight in an Amazon warehouse and it's very
Speaker 3: obviously not an Amazon warehouse. It's actually maybe a cargo.
Speaker 1: On Yeah, and Also there's like this like storefront in
Speaker 1: the back that's super smoked. It like was freaking me
Speaker 1: and Josiah and Josh out what's the craziest Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Josh episode coming soon. Cliped that and put that everywhere
Speaker 1: because I'm lying.
Speaker 3: People want Josh so bad and I'm sorry, like Josh
Speaker 3: doesn't love us so that you have to take that off.
Speaker 1: I mean, go to his instagram. I'm not gonna go
Speaker 1: to his instagram right now and blow that shit up.
Speaker 1: Film Quaker and literally if the.
Speaker 2: Pole I don't wanna give away, y'all, go to that Instagram.
Speaker 2: You love that.
Speaker 1: Go to that post and say, go on Emergence his
Speaker 1: most recent post. I don't even know if he has anything.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's posted in eight years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go to his most recent posts on ig and
Speaker 1: comment and if it reaches twenty thousand comments, he'll have
Speaker 1: to do it.
Speaker 3: I actually think his last IG posts would like main
Speaker 3: feed post was literally a teaser for a video.
Speaker 2: That didn't come out.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, let me check it.
Speaker 2: A check it, check it.
Speaker 3: I had a dream that I woke up and took
Speaker 3: a selfie and it was the most beautiful selfie ever.
Speaker 3: And then I woke up and I looked and I
Speaker 3: had it taken the selfie. So I woke up and
Speaker 3: I tried to take the picture and it just wasn't working.
Speaker 3: And that's where my head's at. It's because in my brain,
Speaker 3: I was like, I straightened my hair, I'm gonna wake
Speaker 3: up and take a picture of myself pretty.
Speaker 1: Josiah like was sleep talking and said, uh, fortnight dreams. No,
Speaker 1: I swear to God this morning, Josiah said, fortnight dreams.
Speaker 1: That's those I on, on God on everything. You said
Speaker 1: fortnite dreams when I because I was watching ga gun
Speaker 1: videos and they like woke you up and you just said,
Speaker 1: like fortnite dreams and then went back to sleep.
Speaker 4: I think I did have Fortnite dreams. Yeah, because me
Speaker 4: and you were playing right before we went to bed
Speaker 4: last night.
Speaker 3: And we got second place twice, and I was so
Speaker 3: mad and I did like one of those under my breath,
Speaker 3: really loud screams that hurt my throat so fucking bad.
Speaker 3: And before I went to bed, I was convinced I
Speaker 3: was gonna wake up and be without a voice.
Speaker 2: But I woke up with a.
Speaker 1: Voice, and honestly, it's scary damaging your throat as the
Speaker 1: throat go, Like that could be like a very.
Speaker 2: Out of business.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be like a very very hard thing to do. Okay,
Speaker 1: So yesterday we were in fucking Rhode Island, which sounds insane.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if y'all know this. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you do. But we've been doing like Hella college shows.
Speaker 1: I think we're doing our last one in May. What
Speaker 1: show is it? Washington? Yeah, Washington, And they are so
Speaker 1: fucking fun. But the traveling for them actually.
Speaker 2: Like destroys us.
Speaker 1: It literally sends me down. Like I'm good at like
Speaker 1: holding up a facade, but India, like literally when we're
Speaker 1: in the airport is the most negative version of Anya.
Speaker 1: Like if you think Nya is like kind of a
Speaker 1: negative person, that's really like not it. Like she's kind
Speaker 1: of judging it up a little bit. For like the public,
Speaker 1: she's not actually a bitter person, but at the airport
Speaker 1: on travel days for work, she is like insufferably bitter
Speaker 1: and angry, like everything is negative.
Speaker 2: Okay, So, like I also understand this.
Speaker 3: This is coming from like such a privileged spot because
Speaker 3: some people aren't allowed to travel or like aren't in
Speaker 3: the space to travel. But because I've been now traveling
Speaker 3: since I was like like sixteen seventeen, because of press play,
Speaker 3: I have narrowed down my travel days to try and
Speaker 3: get to the shortest it can be. But a plane,
Speaker 3: a long plane ride will always be a long plane ride.
Speaker 3: Like they need to speed them the fuck up.
Speaker 1: They need to start traveling. Mock what mock speeds?
Speaker 2: What? What is that like?
Speaker 1: Super fast?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Like breaking the sound barrier? Vibes?
Speaker 2: What are you watching?
Speaker 4: I'm not watching anything, I'm playing a game.
Speaker 1: What game are you playing? What games? Do you have?
Speaker 4: A Hookemon Unite?
Speaker 3: Josiah does this thing when when you're driving with him,
Speaker 3: he will be driving.
Speaker 2: The car and have the OX and start playing with
Speaker 2: a slime simulator on his phone.
Speaker 3: So not only is he using his phone while he's driving,
Speaker 3: but he is destroying the vibe of whatever song you're.
Speaker 2: Listening to because it's like.
Speaker 1: S line simulators. Insane.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I have become like the most evil person
Speaker 2: when I travel, Like.
Speaker 3: I'm just in I was gonna say, I'm not like
Speaker 3: that bad of a bar but I'm literally so angry,
Speaker 3: especially if I have to wake up early because I
Speaker 3: already don't like waking up early and if I have
Speaker 3: to wake up early for a flight. This has always
Speaker 3: been my character though, and it's actually really bad. I
Speaker 3: would rather miss the flight, like I love my sleep
Speaker 3: so much. There were times during press play where I
Speaker 3: would intentionally just miss a flight because I'm like, I
Speaker 3: change it.
Speaker 2: I'm not going like, you can't make me go, you
Speaker 2: can't make me lose my sleep.
Speaker 3: And that's why I'm gonna beautiful for the rest of
Speaker 3: my life, because one thing about me is I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get my fucking sleep.
Speaker 1: I'm going, oh wait, let's check my sleep scores.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: But the day we were leaving to Rhode Island, the
Speaker 3: flight was so fucking early because we had to drive.
Speaker 3: We had to fly to Boston and then drive to
Speaker 3: Rhode Island. And I was so mad because in my head,
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm gonna wake up and like wake
Speaker 3: up super early and make myself breakfast.
Speaker 2: Bitch.
Speaker 3: I woke up late as fuck, and I was running
Speaker 3: around the house trying to get ready. I left like
Speaker 3: half of the things I owned behind and half of
Speaker 3: the things I needed I left in the house and
Speaker 3: I was trying to make a sandwich and Drewid called
Speaker 3: an uber because he is a timely person and trying
Speaker 3: to get to the airport at a decent time. And
Speaker 3: I'm the kind of person who did gets to the
Speaker 3: airport literally an hour before the flight takes off and
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes before boarding. And when I came back, everything
Speaker 3: fell out of the fridge. Because I was so mad
Speaker 3: about not making my sandwich, I grabbed all the meats
Speaker 3: and cheeses and I literally went and I like threw
Speaker 3: them into the fridge because I was so mad. But
Speaker 3: that's just an insight into how ungrateful and angry I am.
Speaker 3: But I had a good time. I loved I loved
Speaker 3: doing the shows. I hate being on planes. I literally
Speaker 3: they are so abnormal.
Speaker 1: I used to girl on the way home. We I
Speaker 1: dead ass, I'm not kidding. I had a full blown
Speaker 1: panic attack because like we sat in the exit row
Speaker 1: and we didn't have a window to look out, and
Speaker 1: I realized in that moment that if I don't have
Speaker 1: an airplane window next to me that I can just
Speaker 1: like directly look out of, it is going to be
Speaker 1: a problem. And I was like I had to look
Speaker 1: across the aisle to another like xay exit window, like
Speaker 1: airplane and I was just looking and like it literally
Speaker 1: looked like the airplane was like nose diving and like
Speaker 1: going down, and I like turn it in and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're literally gonna die, like we're actually like on the
Speaker 1: way I kept saying it.
Speaker 3: I was like, please stop, please stop, like and we
Speaker 3: stopped like crazy people first, just like we're gonna die.
Speaker 2: I can't believe we're gonna die right now, We're gonna die.
Speaker 1: And I was being dead see yeah, I was fully convinced.
Speaker 1: And then I just closed my eyes and went to sleep,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, at least i'll.
Speaker 2: Die knocked out immediately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at least I'll die asleep. There's something about the
Speaker 1: fucking Home of the Engines that like puts me to sleep.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the airplane pillow.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we wait, the airplane pillow. Oh my god, Brah,
Speaker 2: this motherfucker's okay.
Speaker 1: No, okay, tell me if I'm right or wrong.
Speaker 2: But you definitely are right, but you sound crazy.
Speaker 1: Wait you tell it because.
Speaker 3: Okay, So to be fair, I think I've bought this
Speaker 3: airplane pillow maybe four times in my whole life, like,
Speaker 3: and they're expensive as which is a lot, But like
Speaker 3: I've been traveling like consistently for like ten years of
Speaker 3: my life now, so to buy it four times and
Speaker 3: ten years isn't the craziest thing, but it definitely is
Speaker 3: because it's so pricey. But I feel like a lot
Speaker 3: of people fall for this trap because it that bitch.
Speaker 3: That's why they sell them there. It's literally so you
Speaker 3: fall for the trap. So every now and then, I'll
Speaker 3: know that I'm about to get in a long get
Speaker 3: on a long flight, and I know I want to sleep,
Speaker 3: and I know that the airplane pillow will save my
Speaker 3: fucking life. And there's two kind of airplane pillows you
Speaker 3: could get. You could get the beded one that's straight
Speaker 3: off the Timu airplane, or you could get the other
Speaker 3: foam one that's more off like the Ali Baba plane,
Speaker 3: like you have you pick your poison. One of them
Speaker 3: has like nice foaming and straps and actually hold you.
Speaker 3: The other one is literally minus well, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like a plane. It's a whoopy cushion for your neck.
Speaker 2: It's not good.
Speaker 3: So on this flight, I was so fucking tired because
Speaker 3: again we had to get up at like seven forty
Speaker 3: five am. We ended up waking up like at seven
Speaker 3: forty five am. To get on this flight, we had
Speaker 3: to drive an hour. I was so tired, and I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Go buy this pillow. Like I'm gonna buy this pillow.
Speaker 2: I also got my wallet.
Speaker 3: Stolen in Boston, so I had to use Drew's card,
Speaker 3: so I took his card and I went and bought
Speaker 3: the pillow, and literally, as I was looking at the wall,
Speaker 3: I was like, I know if I tell him that
Speaker 3: I bought this fifty dollars pillow, he is going to
Speaker 3: freak the fuck out. And I almost didn't tell you
Speaker 3: because I was like in the line and be like,
Speaker 3: oh it ten dollars, like whatever. So I got the
Speaker 3: pillow and I came back and then I was like,
Speaker 3: I was like, this ship is an investment because I'm
Speaker 3: about to sleep. And then he was like how I
Speaker 3: was like, it's fucked up how much I've spent on
Speaker 3: these pillows, because I've easily about like four or five
Speaker 3: of them in my whole life. And he goes, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's like one hundred and fifty dollars on fucking plane pillows,
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's more than one hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty dollars worth the plain pillow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's spent fifty dollars on this fucking pillow.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, girl, like that's not that deep,
Speaker 1: because like you can just keep that and hold on
Speaker 1: to it, and then then you're like, in her bitter state,
Speaker 1: was like, no, I'm throwing the shit away, like fuck this,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not keeping this, Like.
Speaker 2: What did you take up those moments where you were
Speaker 2: telling me to do something?
Speaker 1: I was like, no, fuck you go die like literally,
Speaker 1: and and you tried her fucking hardest to leave that
Speaker 1: shit behind, and I.
Speaker 3: Was not okay to be fair, To be fair, I
Speaker 3: act didn't mean to leave it like on the plane.
Speaker 2: I do this all the time.
Speaker 3: That's how I when I first got my AirPod max
Speaker 3: pros I the first time I traveled with them, I
Speaker 3: left the case on the plane because I have this
Speaker 3: bad problem where if I put something down, it doesn't
Speaker 3: exist anywhere, which is exactly what happened to my wallet.
Speaker 3: And I know there's medicine for it, but I'm not
Speaker 3: taking medicine.
Speaker 2: But he like, what did I say? Oh? I woke
Speaker 2: up four hours into the flight and I was like.
Speaker 3: This ship was such a good investment, Like I just
Speaker 3: left like a baby, and he was like, yeah, you
Speaker 3: should keep it, so the investment keeps growing up up.
Speaker 3: And then he was like, why don't you bring your
Speaker 3: other ones? I was like, because it's not every time
Speaker 3: I traveled that I want to sleep. And that's how
Speaker 3: they get you in the airport is because you know
Speaker 3: they know that, like.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna first all remember to bring the pillow.
Speaker 2: I never remember to bring the pillow.
Speaker 1: With then I was just saying, like, store it inside
Speaker 1: of your suitcase, so when you pull your suitcase out,
Speaker 1: you just hook it around the like carrying loop anyways,
Speaker 1: and it was like trying to convey that she was
Speaker 1: throwing it away and I was not having it. And
Speaker 1: then we got Josiah thankfully picked this up from the
Speaker 1: airport and and you like tried to be slick and
Speaker 1: throw it in the trunk of Josiah's car, but my
Speaker 1: suitcase had to go in the back of the car.
Speaker 1: And when we were getting out, I was like, I
Speaker 1: pulled it out and I was like, and yeah, don't
Speaker 1: forget your fucking bellow. And now it's on the floor
Speaker 1: of her bedroom and you'll never forget it again.
Speaker 2: Caredom.
Speaker 1: I mean it is my cards because Enya is irresponsible
Speaker 1: and had her wallet. We were robbed actually insert this picture.
Speaker 1: Insert the picture we got robbed. I got hit in
Speaker 1: the fucking eye. It was not a chill fucking vibe.
Speaker 1: Thankfully my black eye had subsided. And I was really
Speaker 1: worried that people are gonna like like be like, oh,
Speaker 1: like part of the PANDAI club, like illuminati shit, because
Speaker 1: like the video, this video like of me that's going
Speaker 1: viral right now.
Speaker 2: The problem when we'd.
Speaker 5: Like travel also is I never know where we're gonna eat,
Speaker 5: and especially after I got fluid poisoning.
Speaker 1: It's just like really really gnarly and I don't have
Speaker 1: an I don't have an ex explanation for it. It's
Speaker 1: just like they'll kill me. They'll literally kill me if
Speaker 1: I don't tease it, and I just have to. I
Speaker 1: just have to, Like I guess it's like is.
Speaker 3: It like a contractual obligation and every now and then
Speaker 3: like shout them out, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because if I'm like, oh, if I if I do
Speaker 1: this and like oh, like whatever, it's like not that deep.
Speaker 1: It just like proves that I'm in the Illuminati, or
Speaker 1: like they'll kill my family if I don't.
Speaker 2: I didn't know. It was like your family, that's like illegal.
Speaker 1: They run the fucking world, babe.
Speaker 2: How do you get involved with them.
Speaker 1: Just by being famous?
Speaker 2: Oh? Do they just like email you?
Speaker 1: Timothy Challamay recommended me, and then Jacob Alordi.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's kind of like rya you have to get Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Jacob Alordi seconded my application that Timothy we're really close
Speaker 1: and basically twins. And then beyond say, there's this photo
Speaker 1: of me at the concert that I took of her
Speaker 1: in the background, and she thought it was so funny
Speaker 1: that she invited me out. She invited me out to Nobu.
Speaker 1: She rented out Nobu and Malabu.
Speaker 2: Just for you off of a selfie art.
Speaker 1: I'm sure like she wanted to.
Speaker 2: People have taken selfie's at her concert.
Speaker 1: But it was like a private dinner. She was like, oh,
Speaker 1: like you have or That's the other thing is people
Speaker 1: are like, oh, Drew, like you don't have or you
Speaker 1: don't have orio, bitch, you don't have, bitch, I have Ariola,
Speaker 1: Like what are you talking about? Like I'm giving or
Speaker 1: I'm giving mysterious, I'm giving vibes Like fuck, y'all. But yeah,
Speaker 1: Beyonce invited me out to like Nobo and Malibu and
Speaker 1: she rented the whole thing on It was like borderline,
Speaker 1: like dare I say a date? Like? It was weird.
Speaker 2: She's married with like kids?
Speaker 1: Fuck jay z Oh he's a cheater?
Speaker 3: Fuck jay z Okay, yeah, I mean, but does that
Speaker 3: make you better for like step or I guess no?
Speaker 1: Actually no, I'm not the problem. Yeah, I like.
Speaker 2: That's my biggest dream is like we have seen so
Speaker 2: many men in the spotlight commit affairs.
Speaker 3: We need more women and but we need to Like
Speaker 3: I guess it's just as impossible for women to be
Speaker 3: public about their affairs because of sexism.
Speaker 2: We should change that, Like do you think so?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Whoa did you just hear my stomach?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Big, no, shit hungry shit.
Speaker 2: There's a difference. You wouldn't know, mister constipation.
Speaker 1: Shit boiling in your guts? Y'all ever think about that, Like,
Speaker 1: look at anybody you know and they have shit inside
Speaker 1: of them, like actively have like turds in their guts,
Speaker 1: like being made solid because like when you eat food,
Speaker 1: it turns to liquid and then your intestines turn it
Speaker 1: into solid shit.
Speaker 2: Except you you like probably never have shit in you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, because I'm not full of shit, bab.
Speaker 2: No, I megas, you're consumpated for the rest.
Speaker 1: No, bitch, I am probably the most fullish ship person.
Speaker 1: And my ball's fucking hurt so bad because.
Speaker 2: Because of this ship. What the fuck does I have
Speaker 2: to do with it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Is it like you're stored in the balls?
Speaker 2: Who said that? Or is that just for you?
Speaker 1: Literally anatomy?
Speaker 2: Is that why some people's balls are bigger than others?
Speaker 1: That is more? Literally anatomy?
Speaker 4: One?
Speaker 1: Oh one?
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, I just I guess I didn't.
Speaker 1: Know that, Like dumb as fucking rocks, I don't.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people don't know that.
Speaker 1: No everybody knows that.
Speaker 2: Oh, Josie's being scary.
Speaker 3: Okay, we should do a prank call right fucking out
Speaker 3: after I explained my prank call, because I haven't told you. Josie,
Speaker 3: me and Rain were hanging out and we prank called,
Speaker 3: and we were trying to figure out who we were
Speaker 3: gonna call. We were going to tell them that we
Speaker 3: made mustard gas in the bathroom and that we were
Speaker 3: about to faint.
Speaker 2: Oh, rupe Paul's here, by the way, RuPaul just laughed.
Speaker 4: Damn, I guess you weren't in baseball.
Speaker 1: I was short stop, babe, the best player on the field. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Shortstop was the one directly behind the
Speaker 1: picture is not second base, but the one between second
Speaker 1: and third base. So that's why, like most batteries hit
Speaker 1: the ball.
Speaker 4: Is there bottoms and tops in baseball?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, Anyway, I called it.
Speaker 3: I was like hello, hello, and he was like hello,
Speaker 3: and I was like, Hi, I'm stuck in the bathroom
Speaker 3: and I'm getting kind of dizzy because I was trying
Speaker 3: to clean after I used it and I think I
Speaker 3: made mustard gas. And he was like what what And
Speaker 3: he was like where are you? And I was like,
Speaker 3: I said, I'm in the bathroom. I'm locked in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Did you get in the bathroom?
Speaker 2: I know that's a crazy bars.
Speaker 3: He didn't ask that like you would have thought immediately,
Speaker 3: like he is physically in the store.
Speaker 2: I would have had to go past this man to
Speaker 2: be in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Also, they don't have public bathroom.
Speaker 2: Why did I like go around the back and sneak in.
Speaker 2: So he went to go look and he opened and
Speaker 2: he's like, you're not in here. Where are you? And
Speaker 2: I was like, I know, I swear I'm in here.
Speaker 2: I'm just really small and then he was.
Speaker 3: Like what and I hear like like like him moving
Speaker 3: around the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I was like, I think I fell behind.
Speaker 3: The trash can, and then I heard the trash can
Speaker 3: like like metal streaking across the floor, which, honestly, God
Speaker 3: blessed this man's soul because he really was trying to
Speaker 3: save me from like I don't know, dying of mustard
Speaker 3: gas inhalation. And then he stayed on the phone. He
Speaker 3: was like you're not in this bathroom, which what? Like
Speaker 3: where are you? And I was like, am I calling Supreme?
Speaker 3: I'm so confused. I think it's getting to my head.
Speaker 3: And I just like kept going with him on the
Speaker 3: phone until finally he was like, oh wait, this is
Speaker 3: a prank call, isn't it. And I was like yeah,
Speaker 3: like me and Rain started yelling and then he was
Speaker 3: like he just like laughed and he was like all right,
Speaker 3: well that was a good one. I guess wow okay,
Speaker 3: And I was like thank you so much. I love you,
Speaker 3: and then he was like I love you by and hung.
Speaker 2: Up on me, and I was like that was so sweet.
Speaker 1: I literally love people that like when they get prank called,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh fuck, you got me. That's silly, boots,
Speaker 1: But like it's because they're also prank callers. Like prank
Speaker 1: colors respect prank callers, except like.
Speaker 4: It's just like you're a normal person. Like if I
Speaker 4: if I was working a fucking job like that and
Speaker 4: I got a prank call, I would be so excited,
Speaker 4: probably the most exciting thing that happened to all.
Speaker 1: Or also like it could be the most like the
Speaker 1: thing that sends them over the edge.
Speaker 4: Though, Like I think about that, like if I've ever
Speaker 4: had a hand in somebody taking their life.
Speaker 3: Josiah pink that, oh how far someone has to be
Speaker 3: like down the road to get a frank call and
Speaker 3: get there?
Speaker 2: But I guess, like you never know. That is something
Speaker 2: I think about because I'm like, oh my god, it's
Speaker 2: a fun story.
Speaker 3: But then I'm like they have to deal with the
Speaker 3: worst people all day every day and I'm calling like
Speaker 3: like being annoying and they're probably but I don't know
Speaker 3: that would make me smile.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my.
Speaker 1: Balls, Yeah before that, let me talk about you didn't.
Speaker 2: Just talking about your ball? Yeah, we have to give
Speaker 2: space for juice balls.
Speaker 1: Okay, y'all, I don't know what the fuck is happening
Speaker 1: to me right now, but I woke up with like
Speaker 1: straight up the most painful achey balls ever, and like
Speaker 1: it is making me it literally feels like I'm on
Speaker 1: my period. Like it literally feels like I'm being messing
Speaker 1: and I'm irritated and angry. So if I seem off
Speaker 1: in this video, it's literally because I'm going through like
Speaker 1: man period right now and my ball is fucking ache
Speaker 1: and like my stomach hurts challenge and it's pissing me
Speaker 1: the fuck off. But that's what That's just how I
Speaker 1: needed to say.
Speaker 4: Well, first of all, Drew, I can we can figure
Speaker 4: out somebody to suck on them. And second of all,
Speaker 4: I feel like I've never felt that before, and I
Speaker 4: actually would go to the doctor.
Speaker 1: Like tomorrow, achy balls, I have testicular torchie.
Speaker 2: If your ball keep hurting, do you have to go
Speaker 2: to the doctor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never felt that before, really never. They just
Speaker 1: like ach It feels like I got kicked in the
Speaker 1: balls and they just like for the hours after.
Speaker 3: Oh, Josie probably kicked you in his sleep, he told
Speaker 3: me before we went to bed.
Speaker 2: He was like, I'm gonna kick.
Speaker 4: You right now. I just grabbed him and I squeezed
Speaker 4: and I pulled him.
Speaker 1: Really, I did put on new underwear like doing that.
Speaker 1: Normally I wear the same pair of your ball. Normally
Speaker 1: I wear the same pair of underwear for like three
Speaker 1: or four weeks at a time. So and typically when
Speaker 1: I put on a new like tight pair, wait four weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, four that's a month.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like that is like the perfect cutoff where
Speaker 1: they're like starting to yellow and like the like layers
Speaker 1: of like schmegma are building up.
Speaker 2: On like magma. That can be a real I.
Speaker 4: Know someone like that who does do that with their underwears.
Speaker 1: And you do too, Yeah, and it's nasty. You know,
Speaker 1: I know exactly who you're talking about.
Speaker 4: Also, no judgment. I didn't brush my teeth for four years.
Speaker 4: What I didn't brush my teeth for four years?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: What what point in your.
Speaker 4: Life twenty eighteen to twenty twenty two?
Speaker 3: You know you were like, there's no way you were
Speaker 3: getting away with not brushing your teeth.
Speaker 4: I would just put whitening strips on.
Speaker 3: My You have the whitest blacky anybody's ever seen they
Speaker 3: come out.
Speaker 1: To here, Broye, All right, let's plank all somewhat Okay,
Speaker 1: who were gonna prank all though?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so early though.
Speaker 4: Go to Pink Dot. Anyone who's coming to La, go
Speaker 4: to pink Dot and ask them these questions in person.
Speaker 3: Please you do it then, because like you ask him
Speaker 3: for the butole, have you done it?
Speaker 2: Have you prank called Pink Dot on Billy and Jean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we did once and I got the guy and
Speaker 4: he told me to. I think he told me to
Speaker 4: take my life.
Speaker 1: Make sure you talked into.
Speaker 2: The mind respect. Wait, dude, you should give contacts first, Jose.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you don't know which, I've talked about this
Speaker 4: several times on my videos on Billy Ing. I think
Speaker 4: even we've talked about it like a little bit on here.
Speaker 4: I've been prank calling this man for probably like four
Speaker 4: years now, and he.
Speaker 2: Still works there like a beautiful toxic relate.
Speaker 4: We've gone ups and downs. He told me to take
Speaker 4: my life, he's apologized, he has told me how much
Speaker 4: he hates me.
Speaker 1: Wait, why is love? Why is love blind?
Speaker 4: We're gonna end up getting married? If I ended up?
Speaker 4: I think you in love, You're in love with who?
Speaker 1: No, you're in love? No? No, wait, hold on my
Speaker 1: drag queen name. I just came up with it. You're
Speaker 1: in love, You're in love and is like pe.
Speaker 4: Also fun fact, they didn't have this robot before I
Speaker 4: started prank calling.
Speaker 1: His number was on the wall and I know the shortcut.
Speaker 2: Recorded for quality and training. I wait, your number was
Speaker 2: on the wall.
Speaker 4: I'm sure a right picturing me too? Help you? Hi?
Speaker 4: Can I be transferred to the stock room in the back?
Speaker 2: You're calling the delivery department of the back? Oh?
Speaker 4: Okay, is anyone else there right now? I'm looking for
Speaker 4: someone specific?
Speaker 2: Who are you looking for?
Speaker 4: Actually? I can just ask you. I had a question
Speaker 4: about stock. I'm having a party, okay. Do y'all have
Speaker 4: uh cosam egos?
Speaker 2: Yes we do?
Speaker 4: Okay? And for the blanco? What size do you guys have?
Speaker 2: For the blanco? We have from the airplane times all
Speaker 2: the way to the handle.
Speaker 4: Okay. And do y'all still have the butthole beer in
Speaker 4: Vagina vodka? There are no, I'm sorry what kind of
Speaker 4: beer it was? The butthole beer? And then also the
Speaker 4: Vagina vodka? And what sizes?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Sorry, those we don't have wait, seriously, what are you doing? Hello?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 4: Chang up? Yeah, okay, I'll just call back later.
Speaker 1: Then we need to call the two restaurants in Joshua
Speaker 1: Tree and start beef between. Have y'all talked about that
Speaker 1: on here, We talked about it at the show. But
Speaker 1: to make a long fucking story short, when we were
Speaker 1: in Joshua Tree there, if you know Joshua Tree, it's
Speaker 1: like a desert town outside of LA and everybody goes
Speaker 1: and visit it, visits it once in their lifetime if
Speaker 1: you live in La. Well, there's like three fucking restaurants
Speaker 1: out there total, and there's two across the street from
Speaker 1: each other, each other each other, And Josiah called one
Speaker 1: of them and was like, yo, I just want to
Speaker 1: let you know, like one of the restaurants, like or
Speaker 1: one of the workers at the other restaurant are talking
Speaker 1: like mad shit about you. And the girl was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I fucking knew it. It was Jessica, wasn't it. We'll
Speaker 1: tell that fucking ugly bitch that like she would have
Speaker 1: a job here if she wasn't so fucking bitter and
Speaker 1: hateful and evil, And we were like house she used
Speaker 1: to work for them, yeah, she used to work for
Speaker 1: the other restaurant. Find you.
Speaker 2: We didn't say a name of who did this. They
Speaker 2: just immediately assumed it was this girl.
Speaker 4: And we were like, oh, there was already like underlying beef,
Speaker 4: but we made it like so much worse, and they
Speaker 4: put the owner on the phone or the manager or
Speaker 4: whatever because we told them. We were like, yeah, they're
Speaker 4: saying you have rats in your kitchen, the.
Speaker 1: Rats in the oil machine. And well then we called
Speaker 1: the other.
Speaker 4: Restaurant and told them the same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were like, I fucking knew it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I knew it.
Speaker 3: We kept working back and forth and we just kept calling,
Speaker 3: and then I feel like at one point we were
Speaker 3: just like I'm lying.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like I don't know.
Speaker 4: You know, we didn't. We didn't, we didn't. We never
Speaker 4: said we were like oh no, no, no, no, no, we
Speaker 4: fully didn't it because like I mean, I was bruh.
Speaker 4: The gag of the prank call is that my in
Speaker 4: my opinion, is to leave them believing that it's real.
Speaker 4: Like sometimes I don't even make a joke. I just
Speaker 4: wanted to be like confusing and then be like oh okay,
Speaker 4: literally like destroying lives.
Speaker 1: No, really fine.
Speaker 3: And then at that same trip, Josie called a babe
Speaker 3: shop if I could come in and steal a few things,
Speaker 3: and they were like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: That? Right?
Speaker 2: So fucking mad.
Speaker 3: Yes, they got so mad, and the place was called
Speaker 3: like eight one three babe shop, and Josie kept asking
Speaker 3: if he could steal and then he was like no,
Speaker 3: and he was like, well, if I had a bag shop,
Speaker 3: I let you steal.
Speaker 2: Actually, a matter of fact, I'm gonna move in right
Speaker 2: next door and call it one eight one four shop,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna let everyone.
Speaker 3: Seal all in your customers because someone has to buy
Speaker 3: a vake peper again. And the guy got so mad
Speaker 3: that two hours later Josie also doesn't call on Star
Speaker 3: six seven.
Speaker 2: He called back. It was like I'm gonna call the cops,
Speaker 2: like I like, you are a crazy person.
Speaker 3: Then Josiah had to act like Drew was his son
Speaker 3: and that they were just like that. His son got
Speaker 3: his phone and started frank calling him, and the guy
Speaker 3: subsided was like okay, yeah, well just like make sure
Speaker 3: you watch what your son does, like it's fucked up.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: They brought the owner in two hours He sounded like
Speaker 4: he had just woken up and like drove down to
Speaker 4: the store and he was like, what are you saying
Speaker 4: about stealing?
Speaker 1: But that's the best.
Speaker 4: You call him and you say how many people are
Speaker 4: working right now? And they're like why, wait.
Speaker 2: Who are you calling?
Speaker 4: Is that the crystal.
Speaker 2: Is making mustard gas illegal?
Speaker 4: No? Because I want to call someone.
Speaker 1: No, that's literally war crimes, is it? Yeah? Mustard gas
Speaker 1: is a literal war crime.
Speaker 3: Because I wanted to call like Target and be like, Hi,
Speaker 3: do you have all the supplies to make mustard gas?
Speaker 4: Dude? Target is impossible to get to it. It's like
Speaker 4: so annoying. You gotta call like a Walgreens maybe, Like
Speaker 4: it's hard for those corporate stores to get through to them.
Speaker 4: You gotta call them mom and pop shop.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: There was this fucking smoke shop in the Billy, in
Speaker 4: like a really nice area and it's called in to
Speaker 4: Cut smoke Shop. So I always call them and I'm like,
Speaker 4: where are you located? And they tell me and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I thought y'all were located in the Cut.
Speaker 1: Which I'm literally gonna get like sending to the police.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 1: I was just curious how many people are working in
Speaker 1: there right now? How many people are working in there
Speaker 1: right now, right now?
Speaker 4: That is the scariest question to get as though it
Speaker 4: was working, Like why do you want to know?
Speaker 1: I can't do They're gonna lock.
Speaker 2: Their doors always. Yeah, talk about yesterday.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, yes, okay, yeah. So we landed from
Speaker 1: the airport, Josiah picked us up and we came home
Speaker 1: and then we had to go run and do a
Speaker 1: bunch of like last minute shopping, which normally we would
Speaker 1: land on an airplane and then just stay home and
Speaker 1: rod all day, but we had to actually do shit. Well,
Speaker 1: We're about to leave and Josiah sees the big fucking
Speaker 1: hat and it's like, oh, I need to put the
Speaker 1: big hat on. And then he like asked me. He
Speaker 1: was like, Drew, do you have a big black coat
Speaker 1: because I need like a coat. And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's building an outfit around the hat.
Speaker 1: This is genius. So then he goes into the floor
Speaker 1: of Enya's closet and gets a giant black trench coat,
Speaker 1: and then we go out into public and Josiah is
Speaker 1: actually like committing to the bit and he looks fucking insane.
Speaker 1: Brouh like insert all of the videos of Josiah looking
Speaker 1: fucking horrifying right here. Well, the funniest fucking video is
Speaker 1: the salad one walking across the street to the fucking
Speaker 1: salad bar or whatever. Then that plays is called.
Speaker 3: Anyways, move on, drag race, like get the words out.
Speaker 2: Oh uh No, it wasn't sweet, it wasn't RuPaul. It
Speaker 2: was mister B's video.
Speaker 3: But the girl was like, uh, the dealer, the no
Speaker 3: deal Like that's literally Drew trying to like remember any
Speaker 3: name of anything.
Speaker 2: The fucking salad bar.
Speaker 1: Well what, like I guess exactly what I fucking meant. Well, anyways,
Speaker 1: Josiah goes to the salad bar. We go across the
Speaker 1: street to another store and Josiah picks up his salad
Speaker 1: and we're shopping in this shop. Well, like Josiah looks
Speaker 1: fucking scary as y'all can see, Like he looks actually insane,
Speaker 1: and like the when Josiah was ordering the salad at
Speaker 1: the shop, she literally thought like he had a gun
Speaker 1: in that fucking hat and was gonna take.
Speaker 4: It out, And like rob her, she did not want
Speaker 4: to serve me at all, like none of them did.
Speaker 4: She passed it off to another girl in there, like
Speaker 4: she helped everyone in front of me and then was
Speaker 4: like gestured to her friend, what.
Speaker 2: A throwing someone under the bus, And even.
Speaker 4: That one was like very I think she just thought
Speaker 4: I wasn't gonna pay because I think.
Speaker 1: You can also move that mic closer to you, so
Speaker 1: you know, having me like lean over the table. Well, anyways,
Speaker 1: Josiah is like not getting served at the fucking salad bar,
Speaker 1: and we're well, Josiah has to come across the street
Speaker 1: and he comes to the store we're in and it's
Speaker 1: like a nicer shop but like it's not like the
Speaker 1: craziest shop in the world. And then like Josiah goes
Speaker 1: up to the door and like I.
Speaker 3: Think, like the manager or owner, we don't know what
Speaker 3: her place at the stores. She just so happened to
Speaker 3: be standing outside even when me and Drew walked in.
Speaker 3: And then when Josie walked up, she was still out there,
Speaker 3: and Josie like looked at the door and saw that
Speaker 3: it said no.
Speaker 2: Food, so he's just like, oh, okay, Like so he's
Speaker 2: just ominously standing outside of the store and looking through
Speaker 2: the window.
Speaker 1: As scary as I have a video of it.
Speaker 4: We're all filming from inside. Yeah, I was really hoping outside.
Speaker 2: Kennedy looked so scary.
Speaker 3: And then the owner looks at Josiah and then kind
Speaker 3: of like hurries inside and locked the door behind her
Speaker 3: because she thought Josiah was like gonna come in and
Speaker 3: take something or like I don't know what the vibe was,
Speaker 3: like what exactly she thought was gonna happen, but Josia
Speaker 3: gave her such a weird vibe that she was lugging.
Speaker 3: She locked the door and somebody like other customers are
Speaker 3: trying to get in, and she would have to run
Speaker 3: up and unlock and be like, hey, were.
Speaker 2: You guys trying to get in? Like no, we're still
Speaker 2: be like come in, come in.
Speaker 3: And Josiah's just sitting outside with his big fucking hat
Speaker 3: on and with a sweet green salad just in his lap.
Speaker 2: Also he's making tiktoks.
Speaker 4: Like also taking periodical bites of my of my salad
Speaker 4: like every now and then.
Speaker 1: And also to make things worse, Josiah ordered a salad.
Speaker 1: Instead of getting a normal fucking dressing, he got barbecue.
Speaker 1: Saw no ranch in barbecue as his fucking dress just
Speaker 1: had barbecues.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know they had barbecue sauce a sweet I.
Speaker 1: Didn't know that was a thing.
Speaker 4: It's one of their main sauces.
Speaker 2: That is not a main sauce.
Speaker 3: And one's like, oh my god, you need to try
Speaker 3: the barbecue sauce a sweet green, Like that's really good.
Speaker 4: Even y'all said that when they got in the fucking
Speaker 4: car after they were like, damn, that shit smells so good.
Speaker 1: They both took bites and it was good.
Speaker 3: As but then after a while, like the smell of
Speaker 3: it was like actually the craziest like most man made
Speaker 3: chemical scent I've ever heard of my fucking life smelled.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Before I forget about this, y'all, Okay,
Speaker 1: in the next coming episodes, I'm gonna just like start
Speaker 1: spreading like extremist woke propaganda and the whole idea is
Speaker 1: to get on Fox News. So like I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: tell you when, but in the next few episodes, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna say like the most out of pocket like
Speaker 1: woke take ever and the whole goal is to get
Speaker 1: on Fox News. So I just wanted to warn yaw
Speaker 1: And if y'all want to like submit the clips somehow,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a possibility. Let me know,
Speaker 1: but yet me let me know in the comments. But yeah,
Speaker 1: just like look out for it and the goal is
Speaker 1: to get noticed by Cannis Owens again, can Drew?
Speaker 2: Is this his relationship with Candas Owens?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Literally, that's like my my girl, like I love her. Also, yeah, period,
Speaker 1: Indya's hitting cotton and metal. India's hitting cotton and metal.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was funny. That was funny because
Speaker 2: you think I care.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what the fuck we were talking about.
Speaker 1: Jose High's silly, fucking big hat. Oh and then there's
Speaker 1: a clip of me and Target in the same outfit
Speaker 1: and we made this video.
Speaker 2: Look at me, look at me. This man to you
Speaker 2: to meet a child? This man here, come back, no,
Speaker 2: come here? What the fucker? This man to you to
Speaker 2: meet a child?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 4: Because you were there to meet a thirteen year old boy.
Speaker 4: Someone to stop you. Are you gonna try the Oreo
Speaker 4: lipstick or not? At some point, just at some point,
Speaker 4: no pressure. Who are you calling?
Speaker 2: Hey? Hi? Hello? Oh? Is the store busy right now?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Who is this?
Speaker 5: Who is this?
Speaker 2: Who is this? Wait? What okay now I'm confused? Is this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh? What's your name? Why are you because I want
Speaker 2: to come in and.
Speaker 3: Chill, and I like need to know if your vibe
Speaker 3: is chilly? Am I allowed to come into the store?
Speaker 4: So you have social anxiety? So you have social anxiety.
Speaker 3: I just have really bad social anxiety. So I need
Speaker 3: to see if you're chill before I come in.
Speaker 1: No, wait, are you.
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 4: This? Oh?
Speaker 2: This is Sarah?
Speaker 5: Who?
Speaker 2: Sarah? Sailah? Sarah.
Speaker 3: I was stuck in the bathroom the other day.
Speaker 2: Wait? Is this not the same person I spoke to?
Speaker 4: Was that the same guy?
Speaker 2: I think it was?
Speaker 3: Damn?
Speaker 2: He with me?
Speaker 4: He does not funk with you at all.
Speaker 2: Well, no one's in the store, so.
Speaker 1: You're calling him back?
Speaker 4: Why did you hang up on me?
Speaker 2: Are you mad at me? He's not gonna answer. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna leave a voicemail. Are you mad at me? Oh? Hey,
Speaker 2: is there Sarah?
Speaker 4: His sister?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh, I wanted to come in and chill with Yeah.
Speaker 3: If I buy a shirt, can I chill? I guess
Speaker 3: in the store because he's in the store.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I won't. I'm not like a big talker.
Speaker 3: So I'll kind of just like look at the shirts
Speaker 3: for thirty minutes and then buy one and then maybe
Speaker 3: chill for like ten more minutes.
Speaker 4: Say you're obsessed with.
Speaker 2: I'm like obsessed with. Yeah, his vibe is really chill.
Speaker 2: Help yeah, like three.
Speaker 4: Times say I don't like you to.
Speaker 2: No I was.
Speaker 1: I was lying, say I don't like you very much.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, No one's ever asked me that.
Speaker 1: I don't like you very much.
Speaker 2: I like your vibe too. Actually, you guys are all
Speaker 2: pretty chill.
Speaker 3: There is the sore busy you're gonna.
Speaker 2: It if I brought in a shirt, could I sell
Speaker 2: the shirt there? She's like that much. Okay, Well, see
Speaker 2: you guys later. I love you so much.
Speaker 1: I love you too, dude, she was jealous.
Speaker 4: That was girlfriend, like, genuinely, that was.
Speaker 1: You should have said I don't funk with you.
Speaker 4: I don't like you.
Speaker 3: For some reason. Being mean to a girl like I
Speaker 3: can't do it. If it was a guy would have
Speaker 3: been mean. They all laughed though, when she was like,
Speaker 3: you want to chill with.
Speaker 1: I?
Speaker 4: Haven't they have more than one person working in.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, afford that.
Speaker 2: There's no way there's many people who go in there.
Speaker 2: I always thought it was one person. Oh wow, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: can you take a bite of one of the oreos?
Speaker 2: I got Drew Oreo.
Speaker 3: I got Drew Oreo chapstick, and I got it for
Speaker 3: him five days ago and he's just not opening it,
Speaker 3: which is kind of fucked up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is nasty. I'm gonna do an Oreo chapstick
Speaker 1: taste test. There's eight different flavors.
Speaker 2: No, there's only actually.
Speaker 1: Five, they're all different colors.
Speaker 2: No, there's like three repeats.
Speaker 1: All right, So this one is mint flavored lip bomb.
Speaker 4: Ta good bite, Take a bite?
Speaker 1: Oh that's like literally so chill?
Speaker 2: Wait what you take a bite? Since you want to
Speaker 2: eat chapstick so bad? You fucking freak.
Speaker 1: I'm not okay. This one is lemon krima flavored lip bomb.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna bite it?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 1: Drew were good?
Speaker 2: I think you're supposed to eat them.
Speaker 1: Don't like ingest It is chapstick, You're special. Eat chapstick.
Speaker 4: I have one I've been working on in my car.
Speaker 3: Why are y'all eating chapstick? Or why are you just
Speaker 3: letting it rest in your mouth?
Speaker 2: Like mm hmm?
Speaker 1: This one is flavored lip bomb.
Speaker 4: Just swallow that. Actually you did not, Drew? No, are
Speaker 4: you actually swallowing it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, you're not? What if not?
Speaker 4: You're putting in the side of your cheek. That's it's
Speaker 4: gonna be stuck between your teeth for weeks. I know
Speaker 4: you have, like there's sugar in it. Why is that
Speaker 4: one purple?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: This one's birthday cake.
Speaker 2: Oh that's perfect. It's our friend's birthday is Oh, you
Speaker 2: do the whole stick out? Zero calories?
Speaker 4: Is this Jerew's new diet. You're really chewing on it.
Speaker 4: I didn't think you were gonna do that.
Speaker 1: It's actually good. We're back technical difficulties. The technical difficulties
Speaker 1: were me shitting out oil from my butt because I
Speaker 1: ate chapstick.
Speaker 2: You like you're gonna have a belly full of grape
Speaker 2: seed oil? Like, what is in this?
Speaker 3: You threw away the ingredients, so now we don't know
Speaker 3: what the fuck you just ingested.
Speaker 1: I love oils.
Speaker 4: It's just blended up oreos.
Speaker 2: I love oil.
Speaker 1: We need more. We need more oils in our diet,
Speaker 1: seed oils and microplastics. Okay, y'all.
Speaker 3: Officially adult supervision advised for chapstick because people like me,
Speaker 3: we eat them.
Speaker 2: We eat them. You're an adult though he's seventeen.
Speaker 1: Bitch, don't ever call me that shit again. Freak, bitch,
Speaker 1: freak fucking bitch.
Speaker 4: What year were you born?
Speaker 1: I'm a minor bitch. What you every time you make
Speaker 1: like he's not.
Speaker 3: Old enough to like remember yet?
Speaker 1: Motherfucker. Okay, what was I saying? Oh, I'm at a
Speaker 1: point where I'm living out of a pile of clothes
Speaker 1: on the bottom of my closet, and I've become my
Speaker 1: own worst enemy.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 3: Every time I'm like, Drew, do you have like this,
Speaker 3: this or that that I can wear right now? And
Speaker 3: I'll go into his room, He's like, don't look in
Speaker 3: the closet, please, please, don't look in the closet, And
Speaker 3: he'll go into the closet and close.
Speaker 2: The door behind him while he looks for whatever he's looking.
Speaker 1: It used to be like something I prided myself on
Speaker 1: was like my closet organization skills, but like I literally
Speaker 1: well it started because I didn't have enough fucking hangers
Speaker 1: in my closet for all this.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like you've ever had enough hanger.
Speaker 1: I literally haven't. And I'm also super neurotic, and every
Speaker 1: single hanger has to be the same. And my dumbass
Speaker 1: decided to buy like what is that, uh, box City.
Speaker 2: The container store?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Fuck, you box. That's what they call you, queen.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, tuna box city.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stinky tuna box. Yeah, in this tuna box is right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when we share a room when we do college shows,
Speaker 3: Drew has to sleep with a mask on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's definitely the baby and yeast infections. Okay, no,
Speaker 1: actually Drew fighting it out, like making mustard gas in
Speaker 1: that vagina.
Speaker 2: Wait girl, wait, boxing it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in this bacterial vaginosis and yeast infection are having
Speaker 1: a war inside her vagina and making mustard gas.
Speaker 4: That's the bodissi war.
Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all is so wow. You guys are amazing and
Speaker 2: you should stay yourselves. Drew has been fucking drying himself
Speaker 2: with a blow dryer.
Speaker 3: And when we were in the hotel, not the weirdest
Speaker 3: thing ever. We were in the hotel where the first night,
Speaker 3: and Drew was like the way the hotel was set
Speaker 3: up is like the beds.
Speaker 2: Were right here.
Speaker 3: Then there was like a short wall, and then there
Speaker 3: was the sink, and then the bathroom and shower head.
Speaker 2: It's like own closed door.
Speaker 3: And then I'm like getting ready to lay in bed,
Speaker 3: and I lay in bed and Drew's like there was
Speaker 3: a mirror facing the bathroom area, so if if from
Speaker 3: my bed, I could technically see into the bathroom unless
Speaker 3: you close that one little door. Uh. But in the
Speaker 3: sink area I can see everything. And Drew was like,
Speaker 3: can you see anything from like your bed right now?
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, I can see you. And
Speaker 3: he was like, hmm, okay, hold on, let me figure
Speaker 3: something out. And I was like, what are you doing
Speaker 3: and he was like, oh, I cause I've been blow
Speaker 3: drying myself dry.
Speaker 2: And then I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: I was so confused for like twenty five minutes because
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, are you serious? And I went
Speaker 3: and like used the bathroom and he was like in
Speaker 3: his bed and he was like, yeah, no, it's okay, fine,
Speaker 3: Like it's fine. Maybe I just maybe I won't blow oh,
Speaker 3: but no, I need to be drying myself dry. And
Speaker 3: then he just like kept going back and forth about it.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck is happening? And I
Speaker 3: thought he was trolling me, and then I remembered I
Speaker 3: had just come home from my New York trip and
Speaker 3: the blow dryer was out, and the blow dryer is
Speaker 3: never out because either of us use it. And I
Speaker 3: was like why the fuck is that out? And I
Speaker 3: thought you just found it in the house and you
Speaker 3: were annoyed and threw it in the corner. But this
Speaker 3: motherfucker has been blow drying himself dry and he's tried
Speaker 3: to convince me that that's normal. Asked for the show
Speaker 3: and like Drew was like, do you have a blow
Speaker 3: dry yourself dry? And then he was like, no, I've
Speaker 3: never done that in mine.
Speaker 1: No, he said, I have done it, but it was
Speaker 1: the worst thing he's ever had to do.
Speaker 3: Then why are you doing it? Because and I think
Speaker 3: he did it maybe off of necessity. I don't think
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, like I have a towery.
Speaker 1: Here, I'd rather blow I can't explain it. It just
Speaker 1: I like feeling warm and I like being dry because
Speaker 1: when I get into my bed and I'm fucking like
Speaker 1: sopping wet or like kind of moist, like it just
Speaker 1: like makes like a gas underneath the blanket, like it
Speaker 1: literally makes like a rain cloud. Like I fucking hate it.
Speaker 2: When did this start? I'm like, did you see online?
Speaker 2: Did someone do it?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Did someone like? Oh, I love blow drying.
Speaker 1: I just like literally have seen people do it in
Speaker 1: the locker room before. And I was like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: I want to try you do that in.
Speaker 2: The locker room at the gym locker room?
Speaker 4: Who did in the locker room?
Speaker 1: Just randoms freaks in the well one of that well, No,
Speaker 1: but to do that in.
Speaker 2: The locker room, like doing it in the locker room.
Speaker 1: No, you're not.
Speaker 4: I watched my junk flop in the wind of the I'm.
Speaker 2: Not doing he is doing it in the locker room.
Speaker 4: You are.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm proud of my body.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm proud of that.
Speaker 3: If I came out of the longer room and I
Speaker 3: saw a bitch below drying her body.
Speaker 2: Actually, when a girl does it, it's not that deep.
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, it's still pretty weird.
Speaker 2: No, I think there's like a fine line.
Speaker 1: No, I can admit it's a weird thing that I do.
Speaker 2: Although it takes so long.
Speaker 3: Yesterday we were waiting to watch Rupeau and Drew was like,
Speaker 3: I'm about to dry off.
Speaker 2: It took him thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Why it took long?
Speaker 2: It took him so fucking long.
Speaker 4: I do it, and that's why I told ye. I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, he's about to be out, like he's
Speaker 4: drying off.
Speaker 2: And were like he's not. He's first second, he has
Speaker 2: to blow dry himself, like you.
Speaker 1: Have to stop don Yeah, And there are some moments
Speaker 1: where I literally like cause like burns on my body because.
Speaker 2: What's the name of the skin you get when you like.
Speaker 1: Put Oh yeah, that's what your ego demetriosis.
Speaker 4: You're trying the funk out of your skin.
Speaker 1: Wait, what if that is literally that is definitely Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, that's probably why your balls are because you're like
Speaker 2: fucking heat.
Speaker 1: I'm literally making scrambled eggs with my fucking sperm inside
Speaker 1: my testicle.
Speaker 2: That is so gross.
Speaker 4: You need to stop doing that.
Speaker 3: Like now, that's like because isn't it bad for men
Speaker 3: to like lay their laptop?
Speaker 2: They're like balls, You're literally doing that time tender.
Speaker 4: Isn't the heat good? I thought it feels like warms
Speaker 4: up the seamen.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't now I don't know.
Speaker 4: You don't have no oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: TikTok Riz party. I feel like I'm the blue tie
Speaker 2: guy in the TikTok Grace party.
Speaker 4: My media of the week is the TikTok Gritz Party.
Speaker 1: Day porn and TikTok Riz Party.
Speaker 2: My media of the week is or are we actually
Speaker 2: doing media.
Speaker 4: I was just making a joke.
Speaker 2: Her, Oh, your tongue's really white, yode.
Speaker 1: Oh, y'all, the twin telepathy TikTok was real. I thought
Speaker 1: it was. I need to like literally make that abundantly clear.
Speaker 1: I know I troll a lot, but that was genuinely real.
Speaker 1: And if you hadn't ask me, yeah, it was genuinely real.
Speaker 1: And if you haven't seen it, it's on my sister's
Speaker 1: TikTok page, Madeline and Steven go watch it. But that
Speaker 1: was a real fucking video and it freaked us out.
Speaker 1: And it was also like it was definitely coincidence because like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but we also did that twin study
Speaker 1: that I try to talk about all the fucking time.
Speaker 1: I've talked about it like twenty times on here. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it was very real, y'all. It was a very
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 3: They were faking it, honestly, and I still, like part
Speaker 3: of me will always believe.
Speaker 2: That it was like a little fake.
Speaker 1: No, it was genuinely real. And afterwards we were like,
Speaker 1: we should like try to fake it. So there's like
Speaker 1: two videos of us trying to fake it, and like
Speaker 1: it we literally could not get it right when we
Speaker 1: were trying to fake it.
Speaker 4: I believe you drew twin Sest is real.
Speaker 2: Wait, twin sest.
Speaker 1: Good thing they couldn't hear you because you were four
Speaker 1: feet away from the mark.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's twin sest? Oh? Is that a twin celepathy?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, oh that's cute. I guess you and your sister
Speaker 2: are really twin Sesty.
Speaker 4: But no, I'm just like, it is so true, y'all
Speaker 4: really are very twin test.
Speaker 1: We need to bring back shockers. I'm gonna start a.
Speaker 2: Oh just buy the moldy ones on eBay for two
Speaker 2: thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Y'all.
Speaker 1: I've been like scouring the internet for fucking Sweetheart shockers
Speaker 1: because that was like my holy grail of candy. It
Speaker 1: is still my holy grail of candy. It's the perfect
Speaker 1: amount of sour, it is the perfect amount of chew,
Speaker 1: It is the perfect amount of crunch. I will die
Speaker 1: on that hill. It is the greatest candy ever fucking made.
Speaker 1: They just randomly disappeared two years ago. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: them since, and I was like, maybe they're reformulating it.
Speaker 1: Maybe they sold them. They have them listed on the
Speaker 1: Sweetheart website and you can buy shit on there, but
Speaker 1: every time I fucking click on them to buy them,
Speaker 1: they like the whole website like crashes and freeze. I
Speaker 1: really do think it's a sigh up. Like I think
Speaker 1: something seriously like sinisters happen.
Speaker 2: Somebody died from the shalkers.
Speaker 1: Like dead ass. They probably like melted a hole in
Speaker 1: their tongue or some shit. But I was scouring the
Speaker 1: internet for them, and I found a listing on eBay
Speaker 1: for two and fifty dollars and twenty five cents of
Speaker 1: like nasty, fucking gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mold candy I've ever seen in.
Speaker 1: My lockers that like were living inside of a gumball machine,
Speaker 1: like one of those candy machines.
Speaker 3: Why would someone buy that? Is it like just to
Speaker 3: collect it and say you have it? Because there's like
Speaker 3: in my head, I'm like, there's no value. That's actually garment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no idea, And they were like gross
Speaker 1: and moldy, But we need to start a petition. Sweethearts,
Speaker 1: please bring them back, please.
Speaker 2: Donald Trump. If you hear me, Donald Trump, Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, if you hear me, please save me, Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: Please save me, Trump Trump, Please save me. Donald Trump, Trump,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, please save me.
Speaker 4: The craziest thing about that video is that there is
Speaker 4: literally cops at his window.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they break his window open.
Speaker 1: They break the window. He really believes that. That's like
Speaker 1: Trump psychosis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a crazy person.
Speaker 3: Before we got on the flight, I just thought you
Speaker 3: would think this is funny. We're about to board. Everybody
Speaker 3: was in the like thing to enter it, and I
Speaker 3: just randomly yelled at your ass.
Speaker 2: Like, eh, you are so crazy. The craziest pason I've
Speaker 2: ever been. We're getting on a plane.
Speaker 1: All it's like the first time Enya has ever like
Speaker 1: like really like I was like, in you chill like
Speaker 1: chill like because normally back to me was like I
Speaker 1: was like, and you literally choke because I was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be called like a fucking T word,
Speaker 1: Like what the hell? Like this is crazy?
Speaker 4: What is the T word?
Speaker 2: Terrorist?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? And then like on the plane, I don't
Speaker 1: know why every time I'm on the plane, like the
Speaker 1: one word I'm not allowed to say it is the
Speaker 1: only word I can think of saying. And we were
Speaker 1: having like a long hours conversation with the lady next
Speaker 1: to us, who was a fucking vibe. Might I add
Speaker 1: she was she was my mother. She was giving mother
Speaker 1: boots and she was like what do you do? Like
Speaker 1: what's your vibe? And I was or she was like
Speaker 1: what do you do for a living? And we were
Speaker 1: like explaining. We were like, oh, we do like a podcast.
Speaker 1: And like the flight attendant on our flight knew who
Speaker 1: we were, so she was like inquiring about it. Shout
Speaker 1: out Brennan and his funny fucking note.
Speaker 3: But we She was like, I know you have to
Speaker 3: say you like she couldn't hear you on the plane
Speaker 3: and you were like, oh, emergency in.
Speaker 1: Our clo Oh yeah yeah. She looked up virgin cy
Speaker 1: inter inner calm.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And she looked up.
Speaker 1: Virgin c inner I N N E R c A
Speaker 1: l N and she was like, oh, is it like
Speaker 1: a meditation podcast? Like now, like it's the opposite of that.
Speaker 1: And she was like, oh, what is it? And I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, it's like vibe like the tea words hutting. Okay,
Speaker 1: you like hear.
Speaker 3: What you didn't say it, You said the word you
Speaker 3: were scared to say, vibe terrorism.
Speaker 4: Drew, you would hate flying with me because I always
Speaker 4: in the TSA line whispered to the person next to me,
Speaker 4: I say, did you bring the bomber? Am I supposed
Speaker 4: to have it in my bag? And without fail every
Speaker 4: time they get so pissed and I'm like, rock over it.
Speaker 2: Why are you saying that? Okay, I wouldn't even say that,
Speaker 2: So you're crazy.
Speaker 4: I'm the craziest one here.
Speaker 1: Are you from vaults seventy three?
Speaker 2: Crazy? We're about to get on a pipe together.
Speaker 1: I turned bright red. Y'all are you from vaults seventy
Speaker 1: three or something? Because you got a seventy three around
Speaker 1: your neck?
Speaker 4: Fallout reference full seventy three?
Speaker 1: I get here.
Speaker 4: It's a guy thing fallout.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, don't talk to me about it.
Speaker 4: Guys, I'm not even gonna lie. My balls are not
Speaker 4: hurting right now. All I needed was some laughter. The
Speaker 4: best medicine period. A laugh A day keeps the doctor away.
Speaker 2: Do you have any that's not no, that's already like
Speaker 2: that's not in Apple?
Speaker 1: A day keeps a doctor away. Big Apple Corporation, Big
Speaker 1: Orchard needs to take that slander or slogan, Apple iPhone,
Speaker 1: get your new water bottle? Have you seen it? Hell? Like,
Speaker 1: I'm not even They don't need anywhere. They're not getting
Speaker 1: anything promotion they sent us.
Speaker 3: No, No, that company sets us a pea color and
Speaker 3: a poop colored fucking water bottle. Like I know they
Speaker 3: were thinking when they did that, and they thought it
Speaker 3: was funny. But no, I don't want peepea fucking urine
Speaker 3: color water bottle and poop.
Speaker 2: Poop colored water bottle. I mean they are kind of crazy.
Speaker 3: But all of them together is because it's like Napoleon
Speaker 3: ice cream.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Neapoleon Neapolitan.
Speaker 1: Mean when I'm talking about him, who is that ruler
Speaker 1: Napoleon Napoleon complex?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean when you asking who's that ruler Napoleon?
Speaker 1: Mean, when I'm curious about who the ruler is named Napoleon?
Speaker 4: Me, when I'm curious when I have to borrow the
Speaker 4: ruler in middle school from my classmate named Napoleon.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's period. I'm screaming. When me when I'm a
Speaker 1: teacher in high school and I have to put teachery
Speaker 1: oil inside of my incense burner, but it accidentally kills
Speaker 1: the pet turtle. Did that happen? Yeah, teachere oil is
Speaker 1: super toxic to animals.
Speaker 2: Did that happen? Or did you just make up that scenario.
Speaker 1: I just made that up.
Speaker 4: Okay, your mind.
Speaker 2: Do you have any cy off corner? Oh?
Speaker 1: Fuck me? Oh my god, there is the own thigh
Speaker 1: off this week. Bitches be like Girl Boss but their
Speaker 1: breastings Girl Floss.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Bitches be like I'm a scorpio bitch. I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck if you got scoliosis. Lick my ball holes.
Speaker 1: That was a fucking banger. Wait, guys, who is Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1: What I've been and seeing a lot of conversation about
Speaker 1: this girl named Taylor.
Speaker 2: Swift When you think words, I don't know.
Speaker 4: She's this tortured poet.
Speaker 1: When poop sends in the toilet too long and it
Speaker 1: gets that visual stank That was also from a different Allison. Okay, y'all,
Speaker 1: don't send doppelgangers to my email. Send it to the
Speaker 1: Instagram account who is not run by me. Shout out
Speaker 1: the person that runs that though, Like you make my
Speaker 1: day better every day.
Speaker 2: I'm seeing all your posts and.
Speaker 1: Shout out Drew's big forehead, Shout out Drew's lies, shout
Speaker 1: out all of y'all laughing. Make sure of Vagina tier.
Speaker 1: But it's okay, keep skipping my posts. Potheads will find
Speaker 1: any reason to smoke. Damn ugly bitch. Wait, I literally
Speaker 1: I read that wrong. I don't even know.
Speaker 2: No, honestly, I like it like that. You like that?
Speaker 1: Wait, that's giving George uh Lopez.
Speaker 2: It doesn't. That sounds nothing like it.
Speaker 1: Ever seen an ugly person talk about having sex and
Speaker 1: you sit like, fuck me? I ever seen an ugly
Speaker 1: person talk about having sex and you sit there like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck? You fucking bitch? I need to proove
Speaker 1: ooha wait her last their last name has stink in it.
Speaker 3: There's something so funny about watching you look at an
Speaker 3: iPhone and just say random words like it's really good.
Speaker 1: Oh, this one was the hotel room after I was
Speaker 1: done blow drying my body. Damn, it's hottest fucking here.
Speaker 1: I don't even blame y'all if you're pussy's things today
Speaker 1: and ya.
Speaker 3: Okay, I need to clarify, I'm not like I don't
Speaker 3: need it to be like it is a joke.
Speaker 2: No one changed off was like banger.
Speaker 1: Girl stink, I don't stink.
Speaker 2: You might find I smell in.
Speaker 1: Your fucking reeks, y'all.
Speaker 4: It consumes the house.
Speaker 2: I can't stop putting lisol on my Oh.
Speaker 1: This is a banger. This is a banger, y'all.
Speaker 2: I pleached my Gucci once a week.
Speaker 1: Fuck your shoulder to cry on. I need a foot
Speaker 1: to suck on. Oh, y'all talking about hogging dos ice cream?
Speaker 1: How about you hogging does?
Speaker 4: How did you you came up?
Speaker 1: I don't remember it.
Speaker 4: It was hot hoggin' dots ice cream. More like I'm
Speaker 4: gonna be hogging Dots ice cream. Drew came to me
Speaker 4: and was like, listen to this ship.
Speaker 1: Alright, wait, we need to talk about there's snakes in
Speaker 1: the grass and I'm a fucking lizard.
Speaker 4: That's what he told me, that I was a snake
Speaker 4: light lizard. Yeah, spoiler alert. Everyone go congratulate miss Nymphia.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, literally the greatest runway package I have seen
Speaker 1: on RuPaul's drag Race ever period. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I'm not fighting you over it. I'm right. No, this
Speaker 1: is like she was great, but this was exponentially better.
Speaker 1: And she crafted all of those garments her fucking soup cocoa.
Speaker 2: That's true, yeah coco.
Speaker 1: No, but Ninfia deserved that way.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 3: Like I was really torn between Sophira and Nimbia because
Speaker 3: like Sephira. Like the thing is, here's my take is,
Speaker 3: Sofia went into it already being a top tier queen
Speaker 3: like and I think for RuPaul's drag Race, they kind
Speaker 3: of really like like and even as a viewer, I
Speaker 3: like to see a little bit of growth, like Ninfia
Speaker 3: went in killing fashion killing, like all the talent run downstairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Period, I had a cookie for breakfast this morning.
Speaker 1: No, I literally agree with you.
Speaker 3: But yeah, like they, I think they want to see
Speaker 3: a little bit of growth, And we got to see
Speaker 3: Nympia's character growth and Safia was just like eating from
Speaker 3: the jump.
Speaker 1: Also, is gonna be fine?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't matter because I have never seen the
Speaker 3: judges and rue like someone as much as they like Sephira.
Speaker 3: Anytime Safia was in their presence, it felt like I
Speaker 3: was watching friends do a podcast, like they were having
Speaker 3: like such good band tern conversation. So, Sofia is gonna
Speaker 3: be fine.
Speaker 4: They're gonna bring her back for All Stars. She's gonna
Speaker 4: be like another Raja where they constantly like use it
Speaker 4: for the fucking show.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel he was so good great in same with
Speaker 1: Plain Jane, like the Top three, it was like we
Speaker 1: were saying like I was genuinely, like so happy with
Speaker 1: that top three and it's the happiest I've been with
Speaker 1: the top three in a very fucking long time, And
Speaker 1: like genuinely any of them could have won and I
Speaker 1: would have been happy. Plain Jane was a little weaker
Speaker 1: than Nymphia and Sophira and honestly win Ninmphia won even
Speaker 1: though I wanted Nifia to win. I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: like I cannot believe Sefia didn't win, Like I know.
Speaker 4: Because track record like she fucking he just killed it,
Speaker 4: killed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it like.
Speaker 3: Really came down to the look like ever pulled such
Speaker 3: good looks like she never ever.
Speaker 4: She didn't miss one. But it's also the storyline. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they didn't give Sapira storyline at all. It was just
Speaker 4: like she's here, she's really good, she's polished, she's old like,
Speaker 4: and then Nympia they gave her like such a storyline,
Speaker 4: so it wouldn't set you.
Speaker 1: With that like the character growth.
Speaker 2: It literally is that.
Speaker 3: But I love both of them, and I really want
Speaker 3: a fear to have like a podcast or something, because
Speaker 3: she is so funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to see her live that lip sync.
Speaker 4: The lip sync was gaggy.
Speaker 1: I know the opening was when when she came out,
Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit, like she won. But then
Speaker 1: I like the rest of the lip sync. I was
Speaker 1: like the fucking look after the reveal, I was like, girl,
Speaker 1: like this is who.
Speaker 2: It wasn't as good.
Speaker 3: Also, Nympia had two reveals, although I would say her
Speaker 3: middle look.
Speaker 2: I was like, you could have done better. No reveal
Speaker 2: because the dress was not fitting. It was also it
Speaker 2: was like made to get ripped off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're getting tossed around in the fucking air.
Speaker 1: But okay, this is my last sye off, Mowan Day,
Speaker 1: Tongue Day, Wet Day, Thurst Day, freak Day, Sex Day,
Speaker 1: suck Day.
Speaker 3: Your week is dry as fuck, has never been that.
Speaker 3: You're like, your phone is dry as fuck. You're not
Speaker 3: getting all that.
Speaker 1: But we could substitute sex Day or suck Day for
Speaker 1: square day.
Speaker 2: Sex days. We could substitute sex Day with square Day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: My media of the week is Wishing by Electric Light Orchestra,
Speaker 3: Single Pigeon by Wings God only knows the cover by.
Speaker 2: Claudine long Get.
Speaker 3: Actually I don't know if that's the cover of the original.
Speaker 3: I don't Care Babe by Matt Anthony The Lost Tapes.
Speaker 3: That whole album is so fucking good and that's it.
Speaker 2: And I didn't watch any movies, so.
Speaker 4: Fuck you know.
Speaker 2: I watched The Wedding Singer and it was so fucking good.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: The only thing that's been in my ear recently is
Speaker 1: one O Tricks point Never and Brian Eno Another Green
Speaker 1: World two thousand and four fucking vibes and let's fuck
Speaker 1: what is his name? Fuck, I'm gonna freak out. Uh
Speaker 1: Burial Burial, y'all, Oh my fucking glob like literally so
Speaker 1: fucking good. Every song is a banger, and I need
Speaker 1: a triumphant return soon. Also just like such crazy lore,
Speaker 1: Like watch like a little fake docu series on Burial
Speaker 1: and like just get learned because it's really cool. What's yours, Josiah? Oh?
Speaker 1: Also the Fallout show fucking awesome.
Speaker 4: That video of your mama's working on my phone, that's
Speaker 4: my number one, And then number two is that video
Speaker 4: of that dog walking. I'll send that.
Speaker 1: To you and I will insert that.
Speaker 4: And baby Reindeer. Wow, actually genuinely watch it. We should
Speaker 4: watch it today.
Speaker 1: I'm down.
Speaker 4: It's so fucking good. It's freaky how good it is,
Speaker 4: but the video of the dog walking.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, by the time this comes out, It'thday anymore.
Speaker 2: But it's birth Day today and we're going to the
Speaker 2: park because we love that.
Speaker 4: It's actually birthday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, four twenty one day than Earth Day the next.
Speaker 1: It's a super green weekend live already use DN single
Speaker 1: use plastic today.
Speaker 4: Oh damn bye bye bye, fuck damn sh