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Speaker 1: twenties to me, I'm moving. Hello, Hi is this Michelle?

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Speaker 1: This is she? Hello Michelle. My name is Steve Benner

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Speaker 1: and the animal shelter gave me your phone number. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming you know why I'm calling. Uh No, I

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Speaker 1: don't actually Okay, it might be kind of a weird

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Speaker 1: phone call. But about two years ago, I gave up

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Speaker 1: my cat for adoption, okay, and the shelter told me

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Speaker 1: that you are the person that adopted her. Oh, so, like,

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Speaker 1: are you just wanting to like know how the cat's doing. Yes,

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Speaker 1: in a way more than that, though, I want her

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Speaker 1: back and I appreciate you watching her, Thank you very much,

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Speaker 1: But I think it's time she comes. I feel like

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Speaker 1: the shelter is not even like supposed to give out

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Speaker 1: my information. They're not. But it's amazing what can happen

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Speaker 1: when you have a little bit of money and you

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Speaker 1: give it to the right person. Excuse me, did you

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Speaker 1: just say that you basically like bribe someone at the

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Speaker 1: shelter to get my contact information. I will not confirm

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Speaker 1: nor deny those accusations. The point is we're on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now, and I want my cat back. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. The point is like, you're not getting

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Speaker 1: your cat back. I can tell you that the cat's

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Speaker 1: really happy. Okay, good, I'm glad it's been happy for

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Speaker 1: two years. But that is my cat. It's not your cat.

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Speaker 1: You gave the cat up, so I'm sorry it's my

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Speaker 1: cat because I didn't give the cat out. I had

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Speaker 1: her first, though, and that's great. And you had her

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Speaker 1: until you didn't want her anymore. Yeah, but I had

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Speaker 1: her first. Are you not hearing me? Is there a

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Speaker 1: problem with your ears? I had her first. I had

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Speaker 1: the cat first. Don't know I had the cat. I

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Speaker 1: had the cat before you. I had it first. Wow.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who you are, but you are not

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Speaker 1: going to talk to me like that. You're not getting

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Speaker 1: your cat back. And I don't know what's wrong with

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Speaker 1: your ears, But it's not okay that you even called me.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you gave up. I bet you don't even

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Speaker 1: know what her favorite toy is, do you? You probably

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Speaker 1: don't ye, but what kind of question is that? She's

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Speaker 1: a cat? She likes whatever you give her. Faith, No,

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Speaker 1: it's a feather duster. She loves that thing. And you

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Speaker 1: know where that feather duster is my house, waiting for

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Speaker 1: my cat to get back. Well, then you just need

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Speaker 1: to go adopt a new cat, because my cat is

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Speaker 1: staying with me, and so you're a favorite, do me

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Speaker 1: a favorite. Don't ever say my cat again. Gross, That

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Speaker 1: just leaves a nasty taste. And don't call me again,

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Speaker 1: and you'll never have to hear me say that again.

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Speaker 1: It is my cat. You do you even know her

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Speaker 1: favorite food? Yes? I know her favorite food. It actually

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Speaker 1: happens to be salmon. My cat loves salmon. No know

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Speaker 1: that my cat? No, No, she's a cat. She doesn't

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Speaker 1: loves salmon. She likes cat food. You're so um you

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Speaker 1: don't even pay attention to the cat at all. Cats

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Speaker 1: eat cat food. I meant salmon cat food, not act

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Speaker 1: oh salmon. Nice. Save way to save yourself there. You're

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Speaker 1: not a cat lover at all, you know what, Just

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Speaker 1: go get yourself you know, actually, don't go get another cat,

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Speaker 1: because you sound like a crazy person who probably didn't

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Speaker 1: even need the cat in the first place, so she's

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Speaker 1: better off being my cat. I didn't want to have

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Speaker 1: to do this, but I'm gonna have to call the

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Speaker 1: police and tell them you stole my cat. Oh, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna call the police and then and then say what

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Speaker 1: to the police, that that I have a cat that

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Speaker 1: I legally adopted years ago? And then and then what

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Speaker 1: and then what are you going to say to the police.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell them that you're selling weapons? You are

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Speaker 1: absolutely crazy. Well, you're gonna call the police and say

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Speaker 1: that I sell weapons over a cat, and once I

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Speaker 1: plant the weapons in your house and then they take

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Speaker 1: you into custody, that cat won't have a mom anymore

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Speaker 1: and I'll get my cat back that way. That's me

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Speaker 1: over here with my cat and my house full of

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Speaker 1: loaded weapons that I am just waiting to do something. Yep. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I should tell you that I'm recording this phone call.

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Speaker 1: So you just messed up big time there for what

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Speaker 1: to send to like your police buddies that you'll probably

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Speaker 1: bribe anyway, and like use this phone call as proof

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Speaker 1: of something. No, I just want to play it on

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Speaker 1: the radio for people to laugh at what this is actually.

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. No way, Yeah, your best friend

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Speaker 1: Matt set you up. Oh my gosh, I can't even

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Speaker 1: I I cannot believe he even did this. I want

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Speaker 1: you to know, though. I want you to know though,

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Speaker 1: the secret. But about you selling weapons that stays just

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Speaker 1: between us, Okay, get it right. It was like me

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Speaker 1: and my cat forgot wake up every morning with the

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Speaker 1: point five