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Speaker 1: Motherfucking many years. So many episode, motherfucking many years. So yep, yep, yep,

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Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the

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Speaker 1: mini episode. I'm David Boy, I'm Langston Kerman. We we

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Speaker 1: that means that we get to talk to you about

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Speaker 1: the dumb ship that you believe that you felt was

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Speaker 1: important to send to us via email. You know how

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Speaker 1: I feel about emails? Like, yeah, I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: I'm excited to find out now who sent you another?

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Speaker 1: And if anybody's wondering how BORI feels about emails, No,

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Speaker 1: who sent you? Yeah, that's the answer. That's that's the

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Speaker 1: vibe he's coming with. Anytime you're like, man, I should

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Speaker 1: in that email. Not want listen if you send me

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Speaker 1: an email, blo your goddamn here, smooth, both this is

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Speaker 1: the correct way. We should have been doing this podcast

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Speaker 1: from the beginning. We needed you completely on the ones

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Speaker 1: have ever been in charge of it. You're you're correct.

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Speaker 1: I love pressing buttons. Okay, we we have an email

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Speaker 1: from a person named Gerade. Gerade sent us an email

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Speaker 1: that that was, Oh, this is exciting. He said, good

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Speaker 1: day links and David, I love a good good day.

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Speaker 1: That's how he starts off because England. Yeah, I hope not.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna make me change my opinion of him immediately.

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Speaker 1: I'm over these black English. That's no top point for Langston.

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Speaker 1: I'm over it. I don't. I've had my fill of y'all.

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Speaker 1: I don't even have a reason to be mad at you.

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Speaker 1: But it ain't sitting right in my spirit no more.

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Speaker 1: They seem like they can't cook as good as us.

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Speaker 1: You know what it is? Okay, that's I think that's

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Speaker 1: that is they can't cook as good. They're not doing

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Speaker 1: the same like cool ship we're doing, but they're picking

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Speaker 1: we ain't together, and this you silly talking motherfucker. This

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Speaker 1: I ain't mixing my I ain't mixing my blacks. You know,

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Speaker 1: So a little backstory. I'm from Oklahoma by way of Louisiana.

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Speaker 1: conspiracies to spread to other like minded individuals. Best regards, Gerride. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean, do I think Come and Go could be

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Speaker 1: that's why you're a television writer. That that was south

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Speaker 1: I'm mostly thinking about gas stations. What else? What's another

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Speaker 1: motherfucker was onto something. Pray to God, is then her

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Speaker 1: daddy is still with us so that we can share

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like these motherfuckers are made

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Speaker 1: So yeah, you're you're not not the clan. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: And I don't have the Karnassians, but they don't really

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Speaker 1: who who survived that storm? Only Reggie Bush? Yeah, lamar,

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Speaker 1: a period to be free of it. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's never going to be right now, but but he's free.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Tristan is never going to be free.

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Speaker 1: That boy looks at the sunset and he don't always

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Speaker 1: his you know what I mean, what they practice is

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Speaker 1: like an ancient, ancient, old magic brought over from that

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Speaker 1: old country. Yeah, it's it's it's real evil, evil ship

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Speaker 1: that they're doing. But yeah, no that ob would say

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Speaker 1: They're so bad that they they've made it all the

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Speaker 1: gonna double down. They were like Kendall, Chris, Courtney, Kim. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we should keep buying their makeups and stuff. Why not?

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Speaker 1: I mean, listen, why not. Why they've obviously never gone

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Speaker 1: that ship is real. Yeah, they got presidents and ship.

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Speaker 1: So is it crazy for me to think that there's

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Speaker 1: Magic Dragon says that they're they're nearly out of money,

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Speaker 1: I don't believe that. We'll tell me about what what

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Speaker 1: did you do with all the imagined Dragon's ticket sales?

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Speaker 1: Because I know you're affiliated. I know you're affiliated. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just it's I don't believe that, Like nobody is

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Speaker 1: helping to keep the KKK alive anymore. Bro, if we

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Speaker 1: KKKK get funding. Radio Shack still out there, Radio Shack,

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Speaker 1: what's it end with Langston? What's it end with? Oh?

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Speaker 1: And Unnecessary? What's that? Okay? But referred tear. Damn, maybe

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Speaker 1: They haven't got nothing like you don't want to buy

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Speaker 1: a forty dollar pack of batteries. That was their ship, right,

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Speaker 1: you know what you did this Polynesian sauce had stayed

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Speaker 1: I hope this helps. I don't know if this answered

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Speaker 1: so make your choice. Yeah, guys, I mean that said

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Speaker 1: at all a somber ending to an otherwise joyful episode. Bory,

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Speaker 1: could you tell the people where they can find you

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Speaker 1: what cool ship you have going on November five, I'm

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Speaker 1: Come on out October one, come to Faded Comedy Denver.

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Speaker 1: Jordan's Temple is going to be headlining Faded Comedy Denver

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Speaker 1: dot com. Everything else going to my instagram. Cool guy

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Speaker 1: jokes seven, Send me a d M, you know, send

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Speaker 1: me any kind of d M, some animal fight videos,

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, send my boy at d M and go

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Speaker 1: see him perform live. And and as always, you can

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Speaker 1: follow me at Langston Kerman on all platforms. And if

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Speaker 1: my mama pod at gmail dot com. We would love

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Speaker 1: to hear from you. That's it. That's all. Bye, bitch,

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Speaker 1: mother motherfucking many years so, mother fucking Minie herself, many

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