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Speaker 1: Let's get into the phone tap and today we call

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Speaker 1: a guy who's been celebrating lately that his upstairs neighbor

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Speaker 1: is finally moving out. No, I did that one from

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Speaker 1: my downstairs neighbor. Yeah, because apparently whoever lived there before

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Speaker 1: was always really loud and obnoxious. But before he gets

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Speaker 1: too excited, he's going to get a call from his

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Speaker 1: new upstairs neighbor who has a whole nother set of issues.

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Speaker 1: After this, he's probably gonna be begging for the last

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Speaker 1: guy to come back. In your phone tap right after this,

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Mike? Yes,

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Speaker 1: who's this? We've never spoken before. My name's Randall and

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Speaker 1: the leasing office is gaming your number. I'm actually new

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Speaker 1: in your complex. Oh well, okay, it's nice to meet you. Thanks,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Nice to meet you too, I asked

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Speaker 1: for your number, specifically because I found out that I'm

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Speaker 1: the unit directly above you. You're about me, you look up,

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Speaker 1: I'm right there. I'm like your top neighbor or neighbor

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Speaker 1: on top. Okay, anyways, I wanted to give you my

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Speaker 1: contact info in case anything like weird happens, or like

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Speaker 1: you hear any loud noises late at night. You know,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean loud noises? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: In other places that I've lived before, like neighbors and

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Speaker 1: other people around me have like said some things to me,

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Speaker 1: and maybe like the authorities. Wait wait, wait, any other

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Speaker 1: things got involved. Yeah, I'm sorry. You're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: be more specific. What are you talking about When you

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Speaker 1: say authorities you mean the police? Well, yeah, I just look,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to get ahead of a situation that

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Speaker 1: obviously follows me. So I'm trying to be a polite

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Speaker 1: neighbor and tackle the issue now before you call any

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Speaker 1: silly authorities or anything. Yeah, Okay, you're starting to freak

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Speaker 1: me out a little bit. You gotta be way more

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Speaker 1: specific what you're talking about. It's not a huge deal, man,

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Speaker 1: I got like a foot thing, Like, what do you

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Speaker 1: mean a foot? Thing. Well, I broke my foot a

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Speaker 1: little while ago and the pain didn't go away. So

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Speaker 1: I was actually prescribed medicinal crack from my doctor. Wait,

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Speaker 1: what did you say, I broke my foot. No, no,

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Speaker 1: the crack part. Oh you said crack. Yeah, it's medicinal crack.

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Speaker 1: Did you miss that part? It's it's right, but it's

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Speaker 1: still cracked like the drug I mean technically, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: aren't all drugs drugs. This is really weird, Like agreed,

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Speaker 1: But I just wanted to let you know, like if

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Speaker 1: at three am, middle of the night, you hear a

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Speaker 1: bunch of like windows opening and shutting, or like wait,

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Speaker 1: wait rucks, It's fine, you know, I'm on my meds. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be doing that opening shutting windows in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the night. Not necessarily that, I mean sometimes

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Speaker 1: it's a silverware drawer. Apparently, I like slamming it open

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Speaker 1: and shut and open and shut like five hundred times

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Speaker 1: in a row. I don't remember any of it. Oh,

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Speaker 1: don't ask me. That's just a quote from the police. Quiet, man,

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Speaker 1: are you being serious by now? Sorry? I haven't taken

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Speaker 1: my crack yet. What were you saying? It seems like

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Speaker 1: you're joking. You're not You can't be serious. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: actually serious, like this is a real thing. All drugs

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Speaker 1: outside effects, right, some's headaches. Mine is just keep you

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Speaker 1: up all night, okay, because it's crack. It's literally crack.

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Speaker 1: Most people like myself sleep at night, so I this

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Speaker 1: will probably keep me up. Okay, Well, I have an idea.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you want some crack too. We can stay up

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Speaker 1: at the same time and get on the same sleep schedule.

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Speaker 1: No I don't want crack. Well I can ask my doctor.

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Speaker 1: It's not like we're doing anything sketchy here, dude, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want this is sketchy. I've never heard the

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Speaker 1: doctor giving someone medicinal crack. It's not just for foot paint.

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Speaker 1: It really helps anxiety. And it sounds like you're getting

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Speaker 1: a little up tight. You could use you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm man kiss because my neighbor who lives upstairs with

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Speaker 1: me just told me he's gonna be doing crack and

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Speaker 1: keep me awake all night. So are you talking about

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Speaker 1: me or another neighbor yet? Stop talking about you again?

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Speaker 1: Probably because I haven't had the crack, my brain's not

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Speaker 1: quite with it, and oh my god, man, this is

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Speaker 1: not gonna either you're gonna move or I'm gonna move

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Speaker 1: back because this is not gonna work out. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: talk to Leasi agent when I get off the phone

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Speaker 1: with you. Are you sure you don't just want me

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Speaker 1: to leave you a little sample of crack for my

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Speaker 1: doctor in your mailbox? Dude, stop trying to sell me crack. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: I'll I'll tell you it's a prank phone call. Then

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Speaker 1: all right, your sister Samantha set you up. She's the

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Speaker 1: real crackhead. Listen to me. I wait what Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: my name is Jose for the radio show Brick and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: This is not real, are you Are you serious? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And you said, my sister Samantha set this up. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She said, you're you're happy by your upstairs neighbor leaving

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Speaker 1: because he was so loud before, so she wanted to

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Speaker 1: surprise you with a new neighbor. Handle the crack fiend,

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Speaker 1: I'm here, Yeah, I mean, that's really funny. She's dead, though, Dude,

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Speaker 1: you need to calm down. I think you need a

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Speaker 1: little bit of crack. Hey, you wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with funk to have weekday mornings. On the twenties, Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning,