Speaker 1: Second, d Brooke, if you were single and on the
Speaker 1: dating apps right now, some of them ask you to
Speaker 1: be kind of punchy and fun on your profile. Yea,
Speaker 1: So give me a couple of sentences for your bio
Speaker 1: that you think would attract a man. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's just it's also generic that comes to my head
Speaker 1: like adventuress, lame after a lot of food, feed me.
Speaker 1: I don't know, that's my number one thing. Maybe your
Speaker 1: sarcasm and pessimism in the bio would be attractive to
Speaker 1: a guy. I would say optimistic wink wink, Oh sarcasm,
Speaker 1: I'm optimistic, and I say I'm pessimistic. Yeah. I bring
Speaker 1: it up because one of our listeners, Dan says he
Speaker 1: met a woman online and Dan, I'm curious, what was
Speaker 1: in her bio that drew your attention? Well? Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: first of all, she was very attractive, and she just
Speaker 1: had a very inviting vibe. Okay, and she was funny too,
Speaker 1: Like she said she was into good stories, the outdoors,
Speaker 1: and sour dough bread art. What's the part, Well, she
Speaker 1: said that she she's tsa pre checked I think so,
Speaker 1: I mean I got it too. But she was very
Speaker 1: demanding and said, I can't go out with anybody that's not.
Speaker 1: But it also says about you that you're well traveled, right,
Speaker 1: it's a pity well traveled but also impatient about travel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we never got her name. What is she called? Her
Speaker 1: name is Covina. Sounds exotic. Yeah, what did you say
Speaker 1: to her to get her attention? Well? I said that
Speaker 1: my passport only has two pages left on it. A cool,
Speaker 1: I'm still looking to find my next adventure. A little cheesy,
Speaker 1: but she liked it. Hey, she went for it. What
Speaker 1: can I say? Yeah, there you go. So what did
Speaker 1: you end up doing for your date? We matched and
Speaker 1: we went to a bark She recommended the place It
Speaker 1: was was a nice place and keep it simple, keeping
Speaker 1: it simple that there was some food there, or so
Speaker 1: I thought. Well, when she first arrived, she walked in
Speaker 1: and her hair was different than the pictures that she
Speaker 1: had online. How dare I would have left? I want
Speaker 1: to marry one hairstyle for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: It's an issue you guys? Did you just did you
Speaker 1: not recognize her or something? Because of it? It took
Speaker 1: me a second. And also, like her hair was her
Speaker 1: hair was shorter, She had like a short kind of
Speaker 1: cry haircut. Yeah, she looked really good. And I just
Speaker 1: never thought in a million years that I would I
Speaker 1: would be into a woman with short hair, mainly because
Speaker 1: my mom has short hair, but totally different from my mom.
Speaker 1: And it was, you know, it's like really good. That
Speaker 1: turns out to be the case usually, So please don't
Speaker 1: tell me you told her that, like, dang, you look good,
Speaker 1: way different than my mom. I kept that to myself. Okay, good,
Speaker 1: everything sounds great so far. How was the bar? Oh,
Speaker 1: it was good. They were actually doing a charity night.
Speaker 1: You know, why do you say, oh like that, Jeffrey
Speaker 1: like down, Oh, no, charity just doesn't sound like that's sexy.
Speaker 1: Come on, charity, jeff That's what it is. This was
Speaker 1: definitely a good cause. They were doing half of the
Speaker 1: proceeds going to kids in need shots. Let's do that
Speaker 1: very generic cause. But I like, you know, eat a lots.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like you knew that was even happening
Speaker 1: when you went down. No, but Covina and I actually
Speaker 1: kind of had a little inside joke out of it,
Speaker 1: like as we got each round, we would say it like, oh,
Speaker 1: we better get wasted for the kids. Yeah, you have
Speaker 1: an inside jokes already. It sounds like you guys are
Speaker 1: really vibing on this date. It was. Now, I will
Speaker 1: say that we did get a little out of hand.
Speaker 1: I mean, we definitely both had a few drinks. See,
Speaker 1: I almost asked, because now you feel like you need
Speaker 1: to drink more in a sense to help as many
Speaker 1: kids as you can. Yeah, otherwise it looks like you
Speaker 1: don't like kids exactly. You It just seemed like the
Speaker 1: right thing to do. And then after about four drinks,
Speaker 1: I called the bartender over and started demanding that they
Speaker 1: serve us sour dough bread, you know, like a medieval night.
Speaker 1: I shall bring the lady the bread made of sour dough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which was thoughtful right. The voice, though, I think, is
Speaker 1: what Alexis is over the bartender. I don't know. She
Speaker 1: just she started saying like, yes, unhand these she was
Speaker 1: on the same renaissance sour dough bread jokes as you,
Speaker 1: like I said it was. It was a little goofy
Speaker 1: like you called it. Yea, So did security throw you out? Then? No? No,
Speaker 1: we we overall we had a great time. We ended
Speaker 1: the night responsibly, started getting some waters and sobering up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little little something to coat it all, and walked
Speaker 1: her out to her uber and while we were standing
Speaker 1: there waiting, we had a nice conversation about just the
Speaker 1: mistakes that we made in life for drones. So you
Speaker 1: ended like with a three minute, super serious conversation. This
Speaker 1: is what happens when you sober up and bread. You
Speaker 1: should have gone harder on the drinks kind of, Jeff,
Speaker 1: did you not make out? No, there was a hug.
Speaker 1: So have you heard from her at all? A little bit?
Speaker 1: I mean a couple very short text responses and mainly
Speaker 1: try to make plans, but it's just kind of like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm busy. I'd like to know why she's brushing me off?
Speaker 1: Me too, Okay, Well I wonder if you didn't get
Speaker 1: wasted enough for the kids. Yeah, I don't feel wasted
Speaker 1: enough to do this call. Let's play a song and
Speaker 1: take some shots. But that doesn't help the kids, Brook,
Speaker 1: Let's get draw for the kids and get your second
Speaker 1: date update right after this second when a dark and
Speaker 1: handsome night is at a rectangular table, not a round table,
Speaker 1: rectangular because it's a bar, and he drinks too much
Speaker 1: grog and pounds his fists and demands sour dough bread
Speaker 1: be brought hither. You know, that's a man who commands
Speaker 1: respect and delicious gluten for his fair maiden. Yeah, kicked
Speaker 1: out of the bar, which he didn't do luckily. But
Speaker 1: that is what happens when you drink too much. You
Speaker 1: start to sound like you're from the Middle Ages, and
Speaker 1: what happens to you. I don't think that's very common.
Speaker 1: It's what happens to him. But yeah, but maybe I
Speaker 1: haven't drank as much as as Dan did. Maybe they
Speaker 1: were doubles, but he realized that something weird was happening.
Speaker 1: That's why towards the end of the night, both Dan
Speaker 1: and Covin are sobered up before grabbing their ubers. Now
Speaker 1: we will command her, in an English accent, to go
Speaker 1: out with Dan once more. I don't think that's what
Speaker 1: women respected America, going to go with an ask politely
Speaker 1: and respect your boundaries. Yeah, that's that's actually what we're
Speaker 1: gonna do. Jeff, Oh, really, I guess King Arthur should
Speaker 1: have asked politely to storm the castle and take over
Speaker 1: the kingdom. Yeah, is that what he should have done?
Speaker 1: I think Gwenevere was probably in charge then, so it's fine.
Speaker 1: Oh this is Dan's second. So Dan, how would you
Speaker 1: like to handle this? I see what you guys are
Speaker 1: doing here. What are we doing? I don't you're you're
Speaker 1: trying to send me in on a trojan horse of sorts.
Speaker 1: We've gone from the Middle Ages to ancient Greece. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm going in under the guise of this radio station. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And as soon as we get into the conversation, I'm
Speaker 1: going to first out on the scene. Yeah. I like
Speaker 1: your plan better than our plan. Let's trojan horse this girl.
Speaker 1: Just don't pull out your don't don't google search that
Speaker 1: don't alright, or at least if you do, put parental
Speaker 1: restrictions on the Let's just call her on the on
Speaker 1: the cell phone. All right. We're bringing it back to
Speaker 1: the modern time. We're dialing a phone number and see
Speaker 1: what you has to say. Let's do it. Hello. Hello?
Speaker 1: Is this Covina? I? Yes? Who is Hey? My name
Speaker 1: is Jeff from a radio show you've definitely heard of before.
Speaker 1: It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Get you demanding?
Speaker 1: Hi Covina? Hi? Um, what's going on? What's going on
Speaker 1: is we're doing a radio segment called a Second date
Speaker 1: update that Oh okay, okay, because we're trying to help
Speaker 1: out one of our listeners who you went out with
Speaker 1: the other night named Dan. Oh wow, okay, um, oh wow,
Speaker 1: it's right. Dan is quite good dance, sounds like a cutie.
Speaker 1: You guys had a good time. Uh yeah, we yeah,
Speaker 1: we had a really good time. Great, Well, we'd like
Speaker 1: to set you up on another date. This short and simple,
Speaker 1: like well, she said she had a good time, no
Speaker 1: problems whatsoever? Am I right? Covina? Yeah, at the beginning,
Speaker 1: like he was chill and funny, but at the end
Speaker 1: of the night was a little bit weird for me. Okay,
Speaker 1: what part of the end of the night. But I
Speaker 1: guess when we were waiting for our uber, we were
Speaker 1: just kind of talking about how crazy dating is and
Speaker 1: like sharing some of our experiences, and he said that
Speaker 1: he had actually cheated on one of his previous girlfriends.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, I mean right at the end, with
Speaker 1: an impression to leave you with. I mean, well, why
Speaker 1: why was that bad? I'm just curious. I guess, like
Speaker 1: I know, everybody has their stuff. But he mentioned that
Speaker 1: he was like really drunk when it happened, So that
Speaker 1: is a red flash for me, because I feel like
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just like one seater always happened,
Speaker 1: which seems that I'm not actually responsible for it. Okay, well, Covin,
Speaker 1: if you couldn't tell that that's Dan who's been listening
Speaker 1: politely on the other line, Yeah, I was. I was
Speaker 1: glad to hear that you had a good time, and
Speaker 1: really don't. I'm really sorry that if I may, if
Speaker 1: I give the impression that I intend on repeating that
Speaker 1: behavior in any way, I just you know, something's just
Speaker 1: happened when alcohol is involved. What. Yeah, but for him,
Speaker 1: like I do agree with that it happened a long
Speaker 1: long time ago in a galaxy. Now I don't know
Speaker 1: it happened. Don't go in Star Wars. I'm some mixed
Speaker 1: messages from Daniyeah, I can't tell Dan. I feel like
Speaker 1: I just need to ask you this question. Are you
Speaker 1: drinking right now? No? No? Okay, I have not had
Speaker 1: a drink since earlier this morning. I don't know when
Speaker 1: I had my coffee, Kavina, is this helping or hurting
Speaker 1: or where are you? I'm pretty like I feel like
Speaker 1: it's worse if you're drunk, because at least if you
Speaker 1: are sober and it happens, you know, that could be
Speaker 1: like an issue that we could work through. There's like
Speaker 1: some underlying stuff. But if you're drunk, you cheat, Like
Speaker 1: I'm always going to worry that every time you have
Speaker 1: a drink it could happen. Yet wait, wait, wait, Covina,
Speaker 1: you prefer sober cheating to cheating? I do you think?
Speaker 1: I mean, none of it's better? Like all cheating is bad.
Speaker 1: I don't want anyone to cheap. But if I had
Speaker 1: a preference, I think I would rather you have been sober,
Speaker 1: because then we could like work through it. Dan, can
Speaker 1: you agree to stay sober when you're unfaithful? That's what
Speaker 1: she's talking about why she had a problem with Dan's story, Right, yeah, Dan,
Speaker 1: what do you think of that? Yeah? I agree that
Speaker 1: it is never okay to cheat. If you commit to someone,
Speaker 1: you should you should honor that commitment. And and unless
Speaker 1: you're drunk and you can't help it, is that what
Speaker 1: it is? Sometimes you're just impaired in You're you know,
Speaker 1: not in control. Have you, Covina? Have you have you
Speaker 1: never lost your inhibitions around alcohol? Has? I mean? I have?
Speaker 1: But I've never cheated on anyone, So I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know, like what you're trying to do here? Yea,
Speaker 1: yeah like that. I mean some people lose their inhibitions.
Speaker 1: They have like one too many desserts and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm McDonald's on the way. You jump into a pool
Speaker 1: fully closed, crazy, Like you don't jump into bed with
Speaker 1: somebody else because you can't control pol women. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it feels like Dan that you can't take it.
Speaker 1: What it sounds like I'm guessing for Cavina, I could
Speaker 1: be wrong. Cavina is that you can't take responsibility for
Speaker 1: your actions. I don't see it that way. Yeah, see
Speaker 1: that's the issue. I mean, if he's drunk, of course
Speaker 1: he's not going to see it that way. But if
Speaker 1: he's sober, he probably could. Starting to see her point. Okay,
Speaker 1: well then Colvina, can you make your friendless visible on Facebook?
Speaker 1: Make your way? That's an interesting question. You so we
Speaker 1: think just saying if you want me to cheat sober,
Speaker 1: you know, Funny will be with people that you know.
Speaker 1: She says she's not. It's not that she wants it,
Speaker 1: it's just her philosophy and cheating it would be better,
Speaker 1: I would. This is why you don't do what ifs
Speaker 1: on a first date, like what if you cheated? Like?
Speaker 1: How are we already there? We're not doing what if
Speaker 1: it's on the first day. We're doing what IF's for
Speaker 1: the second day that we will send you on and
Speaker 1: pay for if you're up for it. Covina, what do
Speaker 1: you say, sober or drunk? That's up to you. Just
Speaker 1: no cheating, listen to anything else? Can I say anything else?
Speaker 1: Before she answered, well, hasn't. I don't think it's gonna
Speaker 1: help you, dude. No, no, no, I think it will.
Speaker 1: I think it will. I really enjoyed talking to you.
Speaker 1: I felt like opening up telling you the truth about
Speaker 1: my past because I felt comfortable around you. You felt
Speaker 1: drunk is what you felt? Okay? I would like to
Speaker 1: get to know you better in a more lucid setting
Speaker 1: where we don't have to keep kids alive by drinking
Speaker 1: shot after shot. The kid's charity for the boy. All right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you sold now, Covina. Yeah, that's a weird invitation.
Speaker 1: It is, But I did enjoy talking to you too,
Speaker 1: and I'm in a good mood today, so I think
Speaker 1: it's so. Yes, great, Covina's drunk too. You guys are
Speaker 1: perfect for each other, brooking Jeffrey in the morning. You know,
Speaker 1: I really wasn't kidding when I said she must be
Speaker 1: drunk when she agreed to the second date. I know
Speaker 1: you all laughed, but no, I'm actually shocked. Yeah. Had
Speaker 1: that guy have been any more bizarre with us during
Speaker 1: the call? Yeah, asking for the Facebook for ends to
Speaker 1: be released, and I mean I get it, he was
Speaker 1: trying to be funny and joking. Dude in the Renaissance accent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we should have known that was star. But just two
Speaker 1: people with kind of unique views on life and unique
Speaker 1: senses of humor. Sometimes they end up just being perfect
Speaker 1: for each other like that, but they end up going
Speaker 1: on another day. Yeah, yeah, you call it that, jeff Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: her take on who that she prefers to get cheated
Speaker 1: on by a sober person then by a drunk person.
Speaker 1: Does anybody in the room agree with that? We really
Speaker 1: didn't get to talk about it because we were so stunned.
Speaker 1: Alexis No, absolutely not. I'd rather like a drunken random
Speaker 1: hookup happens, like I feel like that would be easier
Speaker 1: for me to forgive, but only if the guy doesn't
Speaker 1: blame it on alcohol like that. Guy's excuse was so lame. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: I just don't cheat ever. But that's a tall assa
Speaker 1: if you ever slip up in your dating life, if
Speaker 1: not necessarily cheating, but you want a little help emails
Speaker 1: the show. We can call that person who wasn't calling
Speaker 1: you back. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, Broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Morning,